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1. <?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:blogger='http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24918723</id><updated>2024-12-18T19:27:29.304-08:00</updated><category term="Augusta National"/><category term="Condoleezza Rice"/><category term="Ikea"/><category term="Kenny G"/><category term="MLB"/><category term="NFL"/><category term="Shanghai"/><category term="budget hotels"/><category term="divorce"/><category term="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZA1eFxPgIYk/S4MZptY4u6I/AAAAAAAABXc/gUvKdoml2eQ/s72/PICT0668.jpg"/><category term="humor"/><category term="life expectancy"/><title type='text'>Dr. Digit&amp;#39;s Daily News &amp;amp; Old Hollywood Memory Blog</title><subtitle type='html'>A Longtime Bob Hope Joke Writer  Presents Daily Insightful Topical Satire Of Current Events (Illustrated) Plus Rare Photos From Hollywood&#39;s Bygone Era And  Excerpts From THE LAUGH MAKERS By Robert L. Mills -- Color Photos From the Book and Rare Classic Vintage Video Clips! Send Your Show Biz Questions to &quot;ASK BOB&quot; at:  TheLaughMakers@GMail.com</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bereftontheleft.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24918723/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bereftontheleft.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24918723/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25'/><author><name>Bob Mills</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723024929587047509</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9PBHs8XdCRWAE8QADHXmMtt7TOasTcgEAx4biju_eHKf9ks_YReDnYY_-TE7Mpf7o_hyeTBu05kfKl4tXwXCCn2IXjCYZIH8ek8MwakzQf_BaN7v5wV2oCrVDndoshAo/s220/PICT0694.JPG'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>905</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24918723.post-2197231497367355368</id><published>2013-04-18T07:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2013-04-18T09:36:24.205-07:00</updated><title type='text'>THUR-SUN, April 18, 19, 20, 21, 2013</title><content type='html'>&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: large;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Georgia,&amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,serif;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;&quot;&gt;REMEMBERING JONATHAN WINTERS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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10. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>SMALL WORLD</b> -- California Health officials closed down Disneyland for
11. unsafe working conditions.  How unsafe?  Well, it seems that employees
12. who play Mickey Mouse have to match Mickey's physical characteristics
13. exactly -- he has three fingers.  So, let's just say in Disney's
14. defense, they did pay the surgeon.</span></span><br />
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18. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>ROLEXVILLE </b>-- Enforcing law and order in a billionnaires' paradise is a
19. little different.  For instance, Dubai cops have a  Lamborghini in their
20. fleet.  Too extravagant?  Not really.  You need impressive wheels when
21. you're charging suspects with with offenses like wearing an Oxford tie
22. having graduated from Eaton, or driving under the influence of an
23. off-year champagne.</span></span><br />
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28. <b>DUMBO DISTILLERS</b> -- A Japanese brewery is producing a beer distilled
29. from the dung of elephants.  Several bottles of it and you wake up with
30. the mother of all headaches but you don't care because suddenly you can
31. remember everything that ever happened in your life -- except that you
32. actually drank beer made from elephant dung. <br /> </span></span><br />
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35. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>THINK YOUNG</b> -- Pop thrush Beyonce has been signed to warble a TV
36. commercial for Pepsi.  They'll have to hire a supermodel for the
37. commercials to be shown in New York City.  Under Mayor Bloomberg, no
38. singer for a sugary drink is allowed to weigh over 16 ounces.</span></span><br />
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43. <b>PULLET POWER</b> -- The Hollywood pop community is abuzz over rumors of the
44. imminent breakup of Ozzy Osbourne and wife Sharon.  For what it's worth,
45. fans can be thankful that the couple had to foresight to sign an
46. iron-proof prenup.  She gets the homes, the cars, the stocks and bonds
47. and Ozzy gets the chicken heads.<br /> </span></span><br />
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50. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>PUCK PRACTICE</b> -- Preparing their players for what appears to be
51. inevitable -- the disclosure that some of their most "masculine" players
52. are gay -- some NHL teams are offering homophobia workshops in how not
53. to wince, snicker, or make snide remarks just because someone knows how
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63. <span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>ACHILLES HEEL</b> -- A 35.64 caret pink diamond known as "The Princie" sold
64. in New York for $39.4 million.  Everyone was surprised -- not by the
65. price but by the purchaser.  Who would have dreamed Kobe Bryant could
66. possibly manage to get into trouble with his wife while hobbling around
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72. <span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>AND THE WINNER IS...</b> -- Neil Meron and Craig Zadan will return to
73. produce the Oscar telecast again in March, 2014 which will introduce a
74. new segment.  Along with the usual Irving Thalberg Award, Lindsay Lohan
75. will present rehab's most promising newcomer with the first annual "Charlie Sheen Trophy."</span></span><br />
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83. <span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>SIGN LANGUAGE</b> -- An umpire working a minor league game in New Mexico was
84. criticized by civil rights groups for not allowing Latino teammates to
85. communicate on the field in their native language.  Lucky he failed to
86. notice the catcher who was signaling his pitcher in Klingon.<br /> </span></span><br />
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89. <span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>GUMBY</b> -- New York's eagerly-awaited, 11-day Tribeca Film Festival will
90. feature an array of documentaries examining the lives of Richard Pryor,
91. Muhammad Ali, Gore Vidal, Elaine Stritch and Moms Mabley.   Well,
92. actually, the Moms Mabley entry is a remastered film on proper dental
93. care produced by the British Health Service. </span></span><br />
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101. <span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>WITH A TWIST</b> -- Thousands of passengers at airports in New York, Los
102. Angeles and Dallas were stranded after a computer shutdown forced
103. American Airlines to cancel 745 flights.  There's a plus side, though. 
104. Until now aeronautical engineers didn't know that aircraft software can
105. be cooked by vodka spilled on a pilot's altimeter-setting keyboard.  <br /> </span></span><br />
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108. <span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>WE'VE GOT THE GREEN!</b> -- If California legislators have their way,
109. companies like Payday Advance that prey on low-income wage earners will
110. be allowed to extend only six high-interest loans a year per individual
111. borrower.  The new measure has been named the "Gary Coleman Bill" in
112. honor of the industry's most famous spokesperson.</span></span><br />
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120. <b>GREAT TECHTATOR</b> -- Hundreds of Charlie Chaplin impersonators paraded
121. through the streets of Adipur, India celebrating the birthday of the
122. Little Tramp.  Most of the youthful revelers kept their costumes on as
123. they reported for work, pasting Charlie's silent film posters on their
124. cubicle walls at Microsoft.  <br /> </span></span><br />
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127. <span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>BOWEL VOWELS </b>-- PBS is airing a medical special called '"Guts With
128. Michael Mosley" which takes viewers on a mini-cam tour of the human
129. digestive system.  Those who saw the pre-screening give the show
130. mixed reviews with one scribe describing it as "Sort of Route 66 on the
131. Hershey Highway." </span></span><br />
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133. <span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
134. <i><b>(Contents Copyright (c) 2013 by Robert L. Mills  All Rights Reserved)</b></i> </span></span><br />
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139. <span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><i><b>THANKS
140. FOR THE MEMORY</b></i> -- Asian singing sensation KAMAL appeared at the Perth Entertainment Center in `1978 for "Bob Hope Down Under."  View over 550 classic vintage video clips of Bob Hope
141. Specials available nowhere else!  Each are dated the year they
142. originally aired on NBC from the 1977-78 season to 1991-92.  Included
143. are segments from 1978's "Bob Hope Down Under" from Perth, Australia and
144. 1979's "Bob Hope in China" taped in Peking and Shanghai (with Mikhail
145. Baryshnikov).  Take a trip down Memory Lane that you won't soon forget!</span></span><br />
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147. <span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="http://www.blogger.com/null" target="_blank">www.youtube.com/thelaughmakers</a></span></b></span><br />
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154. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>TIGER CUB</b>  -- Never has someone so young ever made the cut at the
155. Masters much less survived through the second round, but China's 16 year
156. old eighth-grader Tianlang Guan did just that.  Just a typical teen otherwise, though.  While he chips and putts like an adult, he still had to
157. be cautioned several times by officials not to text while driving.  <br /> </span></span><br />
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160. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>RE-MAXED OUT</b> -- While home prices nationwide are starting to creep back
161. up, a recent survey shows that Washington, DC remains the most expensive
162. city in which to find affordable housing.  Tell Mitt Romney about it.  Spent
163. millions and millions trying to score a house there and is still living
164. in Massachusetts.<br /> </span></span><br />
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167. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>JUDD MUD </b>-- GOP Minority Leader Mitch McConnell called in the FBI to
168. investigate how his campaign team was illegally taped plotting to dig up mud on potential opponent Ashley Judd.  Serious stuff -- like
169. using the diamond lane with fewer than two occupants and tearing the
170. label off her mattress.<br /> </span></span><br />
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173. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>COIN TOSS</b> -- For years, NFL coaches have denied the  probability
174. that some of their best players are gay, but it may soon be confirmed
175. according to a New York Post article.  Not that some preparations
176. haven't been made.  For instance, several teams now enforce
177. locker room bans on Lisa Minnelli and Bette Midler pinups.</span></span>
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186. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><a href="http://geezer.com/" target="_blank">GEEZER.COM</a> -- Surveys
187. show that more than half of seniors over 55 are now online and fully
188. one-third of them regularly use social media sites like Facebook.  There
189. are numerous senior apps including Google's "Guide to Handicapped
190. Parking Spaces" and Windows "Help getting Out of the Car." </span></span><br />
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195. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>NO COMPRENDE</b> -- Writers at the Associated Press will no longer be
196. allowed to refer to undocumented aliens as "illegal immigrants." 
197. According to leaked internal memos, "undocumented alien" will be the
198. next to go because it sounds too much like "space alien."  Why not just
199. call them what they are?  "The majority."<br /> </span></span><br />
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202. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>PARTY  BOAT</b> -- The 265 foot mega-yacht "Air" owned by vodka tycoon Yuri
203. Shefler is docked at Marina del Rey. With seven suites, a 26-foot pool,
204. steam rooms and a helipad, she's available for charter at $1 million per
205. week.  Not during Spring Break, though.  Several USC fraternities got
206. there first.   </span></span><br />
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215. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>OZZED</b> -- In London, protesters chanting "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead!"
216. celebrated the death at age 87 of former PM Margaret Thatcher.  The
217. protesters continue to decry her hawk-like stance during the Falklands
218. War, her friendship with Ronald Reagan, and her proposals to make annual
219. dental visits mandatory.<br /> </span></span><br />
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222. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>NOT MASTERED</b>  -- Fans are still debating whether Tiger should have disqualified himself for signing his scorecard without  deducting two penalty shots. 
223. Hey, the guy never learned how to press the "delete" button on his
224. Blackberry -- so all of a sudden he's an accountant?<br /> </span></span><br />
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227. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>LIGHT SHOW</b> -- Two customers at a Raleigh, NC gun show were struck by
228. bird shot when a newly purchased shotgun discharged.  The blast caused
229. the lights to go out, but luckily, there was enough illumination for
230. medical personnel to ID the victims from the reflected rednecks.</span></span><br />
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236. 'N' TAILS</b> -- The mansion used by Hugh Hefner to warehouse his B and C
237. Team Bunnies across the street from the familiar Playboy Mansion is
238. being offered for sale at $11 million -- or, as the figure was explained
239. to the home's current occupants "both hands and one toe."</span></span><br />
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246. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>SERIOUS OFFERS ONLY </b>-- While the usual weekend lookiloos aren't allowed
247. to tour the pricey Bunny Hutch, the property is available for viewing by
248. appointment only through a licenced realtor.  The listing agent is a
249. spin-off of "Re-Max" called "Bo-Tox-Max." <br /> </span></span></div>
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253. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>PRESS RELEASED </b>-- The winery owned by Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie has
254. introduced its first cases of premium Cabernet Sauvignon and Merlo
255. reds.  While pretty much out of reach of the average wage-earner, a more
256. affordable Chardonnay will soon be available at Trader Joe's under the
257. label "Two Buck Brad." <br /> </span></span></div>
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261. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>WATER TORTURE </b>-- A recent study on nutrition and health released in
262. Great Britain concluded that a diet rich in processed meat can be a
263. precursor to illness and premature death.  Most of the world's leading
264. nutritionists were shocked.  They had no idea the Brits used a process
265. other than boiling it in hot water.<br /> </span></span></div>
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274. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>THANKS
275. FOR THE MEMORY</b> -- Film star <b>VIRGINIA MAYO </b>appeared on "Bob Hope's The Women I Love" special. View over 550 classic vintage video clips of Bob Hope
276. Specials available nowhere else!  Each are dated the year they
277. originally aired on NBC from the 1977-78 season to 1991-92.  Included
278. are segments from 1978's "Bob Hope Down Under" from Perth, Australia and
279. 1979's "Bob Hope in China" taped in Peking and Shanghai (with Mikhail
280. Baryshnikov).  Take a trip down Memory Lane that you won't soon forget!</span></span>
281. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> </span></span><br />
282. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b><a href="http://www.youtube.com/thelaughmakers" target="_blank">www.youtube.com/thelaughmakers</a></b><br /> </span></span><br />
283. <b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">OVER I,OOO,OOO VIEWS!</span></span></b><br />
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296. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>MASTERS SCHMASTERS </b>-- The best greenside wizards  in the world including
297. Phil Mickelson, Bubba Watson and Tiger Woods have gathered at Augusta
298. National to go head-to-head on one of the toughest courses in golf. 
299. Does this really make sense?  Just to win an ill-fitting sports jacket they can
300. wear in public only on St. Patrick's Day.  <br /> </span></span><br />
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303. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>HANDS ON</b> -- To prepare them for soaring student loans, the California
304. Legislature will require high school seniors to take a course in
305. personal finance that will cover budgeting, interest calculation and
306. interpretation of the menu symbols they'll need to operate a cash
307. register at McDonald's.<br /> </span></span><br />
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310. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>LOUVRE IT OR LEAVE IT</b> -- In Paris, curators at the Louve Museum walked
311. off the job protesting the bands of pickpockets who target visitors and
312. staff.   A press conference was cancelled when a union spokesman
313. discovered his prepared notes had been snatched from his inside jacket
314. pocket on his way to the podium.</span></span><br />
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323. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>USED IN A SENTENCE </b>-- Officials of the annual National Spelling Bee
324. announced a major rules change.  From now on, finalists must define the
325. word as well as spell it successfully.  Isn't that a little like asking a
326. rap "artist" to translate what the hell he was saying.</span></span><br />
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330. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>WEINERSCHNITZEL </b>-- With his expulsion from Congress for Twittering his junk well behind him, former Congressman Anthony Weiner is seriously considering a run for mayor of New York City -- at least he told reporters he's almost ready to toss his Jockey Shorts in the ring. </span></span><br />
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343. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i><b>THANKS
344. FOR THE MEMORY</b></i> -- Film legend Rhonda Fleming appeared on "Bob Hope's The Women I Love" special.  View over 550 classic vintage video clips of Bob Hope
345. Specials available nowhere else!  Each are dated the year they
346. originally aired on NBC from the 1977-78 season to 1991-92.  Included
347. are segments from 1978's "Bob Hope Down Under" from Perth, Australia and
348. 1979's "Bob Hope in China" taped in Peking and Shanghai (with Mikhail
349. Baryshnikov).  Take a trip down Memory Lane that you won't soon forget!</span></span><br />
350. <br />
351. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Click here: </span></span><br />
352.  <span style="font-size: x-large;"><b><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/thelaughmakers" target="_blank">www.youtube.com/thelaughmakers</a></span></b></span><br />
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355. <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiW6MNQFCzQiQ2Rn-YAwB9R_DIXi3I-ynK0m73FHT-O7P2zTl_wyG8ePabcqeHTA847nqFu6uFWl_Kk9i-G6MI6AQUMjMx0L2kbkyfai-F3TLGLO2bzJxRzY117snEQPav_bLXm0g/s1600/A!.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiW6MNQFCzQiQ2Rn-YAwB9R_DIXi3I-ynK0m73FHT-O7P2zTl_wyG8ePabcqeHTA847nqFu6uFWl_Kk9i-G6MI6AQUMjMx0L2kbkyfai-F3TLGLO2bzJxRzY117snEQPav_bLXm0g/s640/A!.jpg" width="396" /></a></div>
356. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>COLOR COORDINATED </b>-- Turns out that America's longtime love affair with
357. mac 'n' cheese may have been due to a harmful yellow dye that Kraft has
358. been using to make the whole magilla seem more visually appealing.  
359. Some intercepted inter-office memos show that Kraft scientists refer to
360. the dye as "Cher." <br /> </span></span><br />
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363. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>PRICE CHECK! </b>-- Ralph's and Food For Less markets in California and
364. Arizona will soon install 225 hybrid auto charging station in their
365. parking lots.  Most will dispense a full charge but there will be
366. several "express" chargers for 12 miles worth or less.<br /> </span></span><br />
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369. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>DIGGING OUT</b> -- The ban on alcoholic beverages in the dugout has been so
370. successful, it's been extended to include MLB farm teams.  This is just
371. the first phase of a three-pronged dugout cleanup that officials hope
372. will extend players' lives.  First no alcohol... next no chewing
373. tobacco... and finally, no Hollywood bimbos.<br /> </span></span><br />
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376. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>GREENS FEES </b>-- Nike has launched a new ad campaign featuring Tiger
377. Woods  with the theme "Winning Solves Everything" -- even though it
378. didn't help him much keeping ex-wife Elin from getting the homes, the
379. cars, the investment property, the bank accounts, the stocks, the bonds,
380. and the convertible debentures.   But it sets up Nike's next campaign: 
381. "Money Isn't Everything."    <br /> </span></span><br />
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384. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>MR. SANDMAN </b>-- A new sleep study concluded that 58% of sleepwalkers when
385. awakened suddenly can lash out violently and injure themselves and
386. those around them.   The percentage rises to almost 100% if they awaken
387. to find that they're in bed with a Kardashian.<br /> </span></span><br />
388. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i><b>(Contents Copyright (c) 2013 by Robert L. Mills  All Rights Reserved)</b></i> </span></span><br />
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392. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>THANKS
393. FOR THE MEMORY</b> -- MARY MARTIN appeared on "Bob Hope Salutes West Point" in 1981.  See Mary and view over 550 classic vintage video clips of Bob Hope
394. Specials available nowhere else!  Each are dated the year they
395. originally aired on NBC from the 1977-78 season to 1991-92.  Included
396. are segments from 1978's "Bob Hope Down Under" from Perth, Australia and
397. 1979's "Bob Hope in China" taped in Peking and Shanghai (with Mikhail
398. Baryshnikov).  Take a trip down Memory Lane that you won't soon forget!</span></span>
399. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> </span></span><br />
400. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Click on:</span></span><br />
401. <span style="font-size: x-large;"><b><a href="http://www.youtube.com/thelaughmakers" target="_blank">www.youtube.com/thelaughmakers</a></b></span><br />
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410. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>VERISIMILITUDE</b> -- Fox is developing a nine-part
411. docudrama on the OJ Simpson case.  Striving for as much authenticity as
412. possible, the set designer visited OJ's old condo to get color samples
413. and found Kato Kaelin still asleep on the couch. </span></span><br />
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417. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>CHANCE MEETING</b> -- Snoop Dogg and Miley Cyrus duet on a new
418. release.  Did they even know each other?  No, but the Snooper recently
419. read an article in Dog Grooming Magazine listing the most popular pup
420. names and number three was "Miley."  Number seven was "Cyrus" and the
421. rest is history.</span></span><br />
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425. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>LISTING</b> -- The Tampa Bay Rays apologized for a photo taken of their
426. manta ray mascot holding "To Do" list with "1. Steve Irwin" crossed off
427. and "2. World Series."  They claim they got the idea from the NY
428. Yankee's "Done and Done" list that names the Hollywood bimbos the
429. team deflowered the previous season. </span></span><br />
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433. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>CHEERS!</b> -- The George Washington exhibit at the Mount Vernon Museum will
434. soon allow visitors to sample rye whiskey distilled from the recipe
435. used by the first president.  Tastes pretty good except for the creosote
436. he added to termite-proof his dentures.  </span></span><br />
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440. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>CLASS DIVISION </b>-- A new study in USA Today concludes that environment
441. plays a major role in the lives of young urban criminals.  Same for 
442. criminals who develop their craft in gated communities.  They're often
443. conflicted and confused, for instance, when their drug supplier is also
444. the pool man and is sleeping with mom.</span></span><br />
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448. <i><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">(Contents Copyright (c) 2013 by Robert L. Mills  All Rights Reserved)</span></span></b></i><br />
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454. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>THANKS
455. FOR THE MEMORY </b>-- <b>Martha Raye</b> was one of the most sought-after USO performers in WWII, Korea and Vietnam.  She was a good friend of Hope's and appeared as a guest on his special many times.  Watch Martha and view over 550 classic vintage video clips of Bob Hope
456. Specials available nowhere else!  Each are dated the year they
457. originally aired on NBC from the 1977-78 season to 1991-92.  Included
458. are segments from 1978's "Bob Hope Down Under" from Perth, Australia and
459. 1979's "Bob Hope in China" taped in Peking and Shanghai (with Mikhail
460. Baryshnikov).  Take a trip down Memory Lane that you won't soon forget!</span></span><br />
461. <span style="font-size: x-large;"><b><a href="http://www.youtube.com/thelaughmakers" target="_blank">www.youtube.com/thelaughmakers</a></b></span><br />
462. <br />
463. <span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>OVER 1,000,000 VIEWS!</b></span><br />
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468. <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtjSreZMoSO101iXrjv8E0mCInMQtBFDt-wWqfNrLsAH0IqfNBA_k3_Urd9-1QlNLw5NCI4f6vuGazxu6KdXD3FSPgELmI16kEVz9wfCYMGvbR5H3kRWWPhkQghtV2FLMNwoelmg/s1600/A!.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="471" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtjSreZMoSO101iXrjv8E0mCInMQtBFDt-wWqfNrLsAH0IqfNBA_k3_Urd9-1QlNLw5NCI4f6vuGazxu6KdXD3FSPgELmI16kEVz9wfCYMGvbR5H3kRWWPhkQghtV2FLMNwoelmg/s640/A!.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>
469. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>PRESTO CHANGE-O</b> -- Fans of the popular pick-a-card magic duo Penn and
470. Teller  flocked to Hollywood Boulevard for the presentation of their
471. star on the Walk of Fame.  Got a little strange, though.  Halfway
472. through Penn Gillette's acceptance speech, the name on the star suddenly
473. changed to "David Copperfield."<br /> </span></span><br />
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476. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>CLASS RANK</b> -- EdX, a non-profit funded by Harvard and MIT, has developed
477. software that can grade college exams immediately upon their
478. completion.  Think of it.  This could change dating forever.  Instead of
479. "How was it for You?" you'll be able to check your I-Pad for an
480. unbiased assessment.<br /><b> </b></span></span><br />
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483. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>SHOP WORN</b> -- Fed up with online customers who first scope products in
484. their brick and mortar stores, some retailers in Australia are
485. assessing a $5 door charge just to come in and look around.  Think that's
486. greedy?  Some even follow nightclub protocol with a two-purchase
487. minimum. <br /> </span></span><br />
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490. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>RENT CONTROL</b> -- Forty-five year old Troy James Knapp, who for the past
491. nine years lived as a hermit burglarizing cabins in the hills around
492. Salt Lake City, was arrested by Sanpete County Sheriff's deputies.  He
493. was able to keep one step ahead of the cops until he decided to move
494. into the Unabomber's old digs which they were all too familiar with.   <br /> </span></span><br />
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497. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>COCK-A-DOODLE-DONE </b>-- KFC's recently announced plans to begin offering
498. boneless chicken my be delayed.  Seems they didn't modify their cages
499. and the ones without bones are now able to suck in their breath, slip
500. between the bars, and begin new lives in the wild.</span></span>
501. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"></span></span><br />
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503. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /><i><b>(Contents Copyright (c) 2013 by Robert L. Mills  All Rights Reserved)</b></i><br /> </span></span><br />
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506. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i><b>THANKS
507. FOR THE MEMORY</b></i> -- SNL vet <b>Chevy Chase </b>appeared as a presenter at "The Kennedy Center Honors Bob Hope."  View over 550 classic vintage video clips of Bob Hope
508. Specials available nowhere else!  Each are dated the year they
509. originally aired on NBC from the 1977-78 season to 1991-92.  Included
510. are segments from 1978's "Bob Hope Down Under" from Perth, Australia and
511. 1979's "Bob Hope in China" taped in Peking and Shanghai (with Mikhail
512. Baryshnikov).  Take a trip down Memory Lane that you won't soon forget!</span></span><br />
513. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Click here: </span></span><br />
514. <b> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/thelaughmakers" target="_blank">www.youtube.com/thelaughmakers</a></span></b><br />
515. <br />
516. <b><span style="font-size: x-large;">NOW OVER 1,000,000 views! </span></b><br />
517. <b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></b>
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529. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>COLONEL KLINK</b> -- KFC has announced their biggest menu change in decades
530. -- they will soon begin offering their finger lickin' fried chicken
531. boneless.  They would have announced it sooner, but they thought waiting
532. for the 15th anniversary of Viagra would give it more impact.<br /> </span></span><br />
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535. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>WOOLLY WO<span style="font-size: large;">NDERS</span> </b>-- Bowing to demands from environmentalists, the Paris
536. Public Parks Department will employ herds of sheep to replace polluti<span style="font-size: large;">on<span style="font-size: large;">-causing</span></span> gasoline mowers.  The French have
537. always had unique solutions to gardening <span style="font-size: large;">challenges</span>, haven't they?   Snails?
538. No problem. We'll eat 'em! <br /> </span></span><br />
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541. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>YOU'RE GETTING SLEEPY</b> -- ATR Computational Neuroscience Laboratories in
542. Kyoto has designed a program that can interpret dreams with 80%
543. accuracy.  Beyond its Freudian applications as a psychiatric aid, the
544. company hopes to partner with Christian<span style="font-size: large;">Mingle.com</span> to help people find the <span style="font-size: large;">love</span> of their dreams.   <br /> </span></span><br />
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547. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>WILD MUSHROOMS</b> -- The Pentagon has reacted to the most serious threat to
548. world peace since the Cuban missile crisis by moving our anti-ballistic
549. missile defenses closer to Guam.  If this doesn't scare Kim Jong Un,
550. they may consider the unthinkable -- sending in Rutger's former Athletic Department.<br /> </span></span><br />
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553. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>WATCH THE BIRDIE </b>-- Victims of inexpensive digital cameras and phones,
554. all 800 Sears baby photo studios will close.  Don't feel bad for the
555. suddenly jobless photographers, though -- they've all been transferred to
556. Sears's Allstate Insurance department to take pictures of customers <span style="font-size: large;">bowling after filing a </span>whiplash claim.   <br /> </span></span><br />
557. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i><b>(Contents Copyright (c) 2013 by Robert L. Mills  All Rights Reserved)</b></i> </span></span><br />
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561. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i><b>THANKS
562. FOR THE MEMORY</b></i> -- A veteran of the "Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts," <b>FOSTER BROOKS</b> appeared as a guest on Bob Hope's special opening the Gerald R. Ford Museum in Grand Rapids, Mich.  View over 550 classic vintage video clips of Bob Hope
563. Specials available nowhere else!  Each are dated the year they
564. originally aired on NBC from the 1977-78 season to 1991-92.  Included
565. are segments from 1978's "Bob Hope Down Under" from Perth, Australia and
566. 1979's "Bob Hope in China" taped in Peking and Shanghai (with Mikhail
567. Baryshnikov).  Take a trip down Memory Lane that you won't soon forget!</span></span>
568. <span style="font-size: x-large;"><b><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">www.youtube.com/thelaughmakers</span></b></span><br />
569. <br />
570. <span style="font-size: x-large;"><b><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/thelaughmaker" target="_blank"><br /></a></span></b></span>
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575. </content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24918723/posts/default/3230076020592724215'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24918723/posts/default/3230076020592724215'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bereftontheleft.blogspot.com/2013/04/sun-mon-april-7-8-2013.html' title='SUN, MON, April 7, 8, 2013'/><author><name>Bob Mills</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723024929587047509</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9PBHs8XdCRWAE8QADHXmMtt7TOasTcgEAx4biju_eHKf9ks_YReDnYY_-TE7Mpf7o_hyeTBu05kfKl4tXwXCCn2IXjCYZIH8ek8MwakzQf_BaN7v5wV2oCrVDndoshAo/s220/PICT0694.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJYHjqtjgTPC0RCEHyWknQyL3FgfLZLe5teV64K8aGDAZtnAJrTagXAoBEvdkTiJRnnBcNe7Nrs8UloCJzSF6wWVkCn2-Zo3lP_r5vei8weQ5qSq8JfrY-dBVCc4hUnx8XJFeysw/s72-c/A!.jpg" height="72" width="72"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24918723.post-5969555473890493838</id><published>2013-04-05T10:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2013-04-05T10:00:46.558-07:00</updated><title type='text'>FRI, SAT, April 5, 6, 2013</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;
576. <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiP8lYxMxR0pQz1xEWfF3CpnoLaYhgtiADiDfIVpW__AjRO9uGZp_iMdInE0FiipKWTgHvvHGsIl327zg61o6Og2Zcp126GhXAqeKBcyySDARqDMC3EewoZOTnYI3xvTSGWIV014w/s1600/8031028.bin.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="466" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiP8lYxMxR0pQz1xEWfF3CpnoLaYhgtiADiDfIVpW__AjRO9uGZp_iMdInE0FiipKWTgHvvHGsIl327zg61o6Og2Zcp126GhXAqeKBcyySDARqDMC3EewoZOTnYI3xvTSGWIV014w/s640/8031028.bin.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>
577. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>NUMBER ONE SON</b> -- It's official.  Jay Leno and Burbank will be replaced
578. in the Spring by Jimmy Fallon and New York.  In an attempt to appease
579. Jay, NBC has promised him a juicy role as a wise proverb-quoting
580. detective in a planned crime drama now in development.  Inspired by the
581. popular Charlie Chan movies of the 1940s, the new series will be called
582. "Charlie Chin."<br /> </span></span><br />
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585. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>ALAS, I KNEW HIM WELL</b> -- Researchers have discovered that one of
586. England's earliest millionnaires had, like many since, income tax
587. problems.  In fact, his ongoing feud with the Nottingham tax collector
588. would occasionally sneak into his work.  For instance, the famous line
589. from Hamlet originally went "To be audited or not to be audited, that is
590. the question."<br /> </span></span><br />
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593. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>CHEW CHEW BOOGIE</b> -- Wrigley has announced success by its scientists in
594. formulating a chewing gum that has the caffeine in two cups of coffee
595. per stick.  Kind of surprising, isn't it?   Didn't we all conclude it
596. would take a Starbuck's to figure out yet <span style="font-size: large;">one more way to stick<span style="font-size: large;"> it to us?</span></span>  </span></span><br />
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600. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>HI-TEST DECAF</b> -- According to a London Daily Mail article, a UK inventor
601. has come up with a way to run an internal combustion engine on
602. coffee.   Will be convenient, you have to admit, if not more
603. economical.  You'll be able to refuel your car and yourself from the
604. same pump at a Starbuck's Drive-thru.<br /> </span></span><br />
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606. <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1cz0nfF_A8x5WkoQndDVALsb2VZc9HDNlnhMJ0uDplt7kubu_TatRfyARtLiBU7S4oDKrq6dm4mjp94ukI_jKEqHbFQUWoMQQ3aWZ3GXabG9y6PPQuRnYafCj0WEAfuwT5wPyEA/s1600/8031028.bin.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="609" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1cz0nfF_A8x5WkoQndDVALsb2VZc9HDNlnhMJ0uDplt7kubu_TatRfyARtLiBU7S4oDKrq6dm4mjp94ukI_jKEqHbFQUWoMQQ3aWZ3GXabG9y6PPQuRnYafCj0WEAfuwT5wPyEA/s640/8031028.bin.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>
607. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>VELVET ROPED</b> -- A recent study on childhood health disclosed that the
608. number injuries suffered by teens while dancing are at their highest
609. level ever.  Most ERs report sprained ankles, displaced hips, and in
610. Hollywood, abrasions sustained while being shoved aside by Lindsay Lohan
611. entering a club at 3 am.</span></span><br />
612. <br />
613. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"></span></span><br />
614. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
615. <i><b>(Contents Copyright (c) 2013 by Robert L. Mills  All Rights Reserved)</b></i> </span></span><br />
616. <br />
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619. <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhF2pT3hhIuCu20bszU_JU5hi2UFJaDdL5J2vaFF50DQD_gRlVPRsP958nceGlTOjBEw_I20_qiFH6EYisAVx9efYLgNb4a7Mr7d9b3DNkBhyTnfQ5PG8sVDtD6kTyPbAjaMfPKSg/s1600/8031028.bin.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="360" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhF2pT3hhIuCu20bszU_JU5hi2UFJaDdL5J2vaFF50DQD_gRlVPRsP958nceGlTOjBEw_I20_qiFH6EYisAVx9efYLgNb4a7Mr7d9b3DNkBhyTnfQ5PG8sVDtD6kTyPbAjaMfPKSg/s640/8031028.bin.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>
620. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>T<i>HANKS
621. FOR THE MEMORY</i></b> -- <b>GEORGE BUSH the Elder</b> appeared on Bob Hope's Salute to West P<span style="font-size: large;">oint in 1981.  View George and </span>over 550 classic vintage video clips of Bob Hope
622. Specials available nowhere else!  Each are dated the year they
623. originally aired on NBC from the 1977-78 season to 1991-92.  Included
624. are segments from 1978's "Bob Hope Down Under" from Perth, Australia and
625. 1979's "Bob Hope in China" taped in Peking and Shanghai (with Mikhail
626. Baryshnikov).  Take a trip down Memory Lane that you won't soon forget!</span></span><br />
627. <br />
628. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Click here: </span></span><br />
629. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/thelaughmakers" target="_blank"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>www.youtube.com/thelaughmakers</b></span></a><br />
630. &lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: large;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Georgia,&amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,serif;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/thelaughmakers&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24918723/posts/default/5969555473890493838'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24918723/posts/default/5969555473890493838'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bereftontheleft.blogspot.com/2013/04/fri-sat-april-5-6-2013.html' title='FRI, SAT, April 5, 6, 2013'/><author><name>Bob Mills</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723024929587047509</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9PBHs8XdCRWAE8QADHXmMtt7TOasTcgEAx4biju_eHKf9ks_YReDnYY_-TE7Mpf7o_hyeTBu05kfKl4tXwXCCn2IXjCYZIH8ek8MwakzQf_BaN7v5wV2oCrVDndoshAo/s220/PICT0694.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiP8lYxMxR0pQz1xEWfF3CpnoLaYhgtiADiDfIVpW__AjRO9uGZp_iMdInE0FiipKWTgHvvHGsIl327zg61o6Og2Zcp126GhXAqeKBcyySDARqDMC3EewoZOTnYI3xvTSGWIV014w/s72-c/8031028.bin.jpg" height="72" width="72"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24918723.post-1585418361295102899</id><published>2013-04-03T10:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2013-04-03T20:21:37.604-07:00</updated><title type='text'>THURSDAY, April 4, 2013</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;
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632. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>LOOKALIKES</b> -- New Yorkers are flocking to Madame Tussuad's to see their
633. recently unveiled  Britney Spears figure.  First-time visitors appear
634. confused by the similarity of Brit<span style="font-size: large;">a</span>ny to the nearby Lindsay Lohan figure
635. -- until they notice that Lindsay's statue  has a wick at both ends.<br /> </span></span><br />
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638. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>RUN IT UP THE FLAG POLE</b> -- Pfizer Pharmaceuticals marks the 15th
639. anniversary of their life-changing product, Viagra.  The company will
640. never forget April 12, 1998.  Four hours after the new product was
641. released, phone calls from doctors all over the country flooded their
642. switchboard asking if their patients were just bragging... or what?<br /> </span></span><br />
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645. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>WALMARITAL.COM </b>-- Walmart has begun <span style="font-size: large;">hiring</span> in-store customers to
646. deliver products ordered on line to neighbors who live nearby.  The
647. program has produced an unexpected benefit.  During the six-month test
648. period, 37% of the participants began dating -- with three marriages
649. resulting so far.<br /> </span></span><br />
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652. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>FLIGHT DECK MIXER </b>-- Addressing internal battery problems plaguing its
653. new 787 Dreamliner, Boeing is retraining its pilots to apply battery
654. power only after amp meters have been checked to be sure all appliances
655. have been deactivated -- like the flight deck party ice-crusher, often
656. left on for the pilot's the pre-flight Margarita.<br /> </span></span><br />
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659. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>RUBBER MISMATCH</b> -- Seniors in Oklahoma are being cautioned to beware of
660. Medicare scammers who have been targeting older homes with ramps,
661. offering their elderly residents $300 Michelin wheelchair tires which
662. they claim stop on a dime in front of any restaurant with an Early Bird
663. Dinner menu. <br /><i><b> </b></i></span></span><br />
664. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i><b>(Contents Copyright (c) 2013 by Robert L. Mills  All Rights Reserved)</b></i><br /> </span></span><br />
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667. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>THANKS
668. FOR THE MEMORY</b> -- Former heavyweight champ <b>Jerry Cooney</b> appeared as a guest on "Bob Hope Salutes West Point" in 1981.  View over 550 classic vintage video clips of Bob Hope
669. Specials available nowhere else!  Each are dated the year they
670. originally aired on NBC from the 1977-78 season to 1991-92.  Included
671. are segments from 1978's "Bob Hope Down Under" from Perth, Australia and
672. 1979's "Bob Hope in China" taped in Peking and Shanghai (with Mikhail
673. Baryshnikov).  Take a trip down Memory Lane that you won't soon forget!</span></span><br />
674. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> Click here:</span></span><br />
675. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> </span></span><b> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/thelaughmakers" target="_blank">www.youtube.com/thelaughmakers</a></span></span></b><br />
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684. </content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24918723/posts/default/1585418361295102899'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24918723/posts/default/1585418361295102899'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bereftontheleft.blogspot.com/2013/04/thursday-april-4-2013.html' title='THURSDAY, April 4, 2013'/><author><name>Bob Mills</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723024929587047509</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9PBHs8XdCRWAE8QADHXmMtt7TOasTcgEAx4biju_eHKf9ks_YReDnYY_-TE7Mpf7o_hyeTBu05kfKl4tXwXCCn2IXjCYZIH8ek8MwakzQf_BaN7v5wV2oCrVDndoshAo/s220/PICT0694.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6dXwsvOL4OLrLURRDoHbLiisD4JWO8ONk9Yxpb8RjdqXgiuDXT5Stx46M4TgHVNUifBVemypzK-3LCwsrMIf0U25gyMpSF-502DpKKuucjn-CPD6BqDQcKs20TeQXt8v2FEwlZA/s72-c/8031028.bin.jpg" height="72" width="72"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24918723.post-5106891175527890900</id><published>2013-04-02T12:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2013-04-02T21:49:16.945-07:00</updated><title type='text'>WEDNESDAY, April 3, 2013</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;
685. <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoRW0Pxx_jMLbpmrEus3cY79vSkLcv5DHwX4TrOWOxisSV4iegW7aDk6IzOGClyGTMLvmOotvusz_gLjT8CwSrdCvOFRAr_ExgxIfNcbQ6jVLpDju5IldAV_XamGbgtv98MihBQw/s1600/8031028.bin.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="426" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoRW0Pxx_jMLbpmrEus3cY79vSkLcv5DHwX4TrOWOxisSV4iegW7aDk6IzOGClyGTMLvmOotvusz_gLjT8CwSrdCvOFRAr_ExgxIfNcbQ6jVLpDju5IldAV_XamGbgtv98MihBQw/s640/8031028.bin.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>
686. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>PLAY BALL!</b> -- On major league baseball's opening day, the Los Angeles
687. Dodgers unveiled their new $100 stadium face lift.  Improvements include
688. wider aisles, larger, clearer scoreboards, and a <span style="font-size: large;">Barkley's</span> Bank ATM in the
689. dugout for the players to more easily deposit their $230 million <span style="font-size: large;">worth of</span> paychecks.   <br /> </span></span><br />
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692. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>SHYSTER SHORTAGE </b>-- Struggling to repay average student loans of
693. $100,000, forty graduates of California law schools have sued them,
694. claiming a lack of jobs as promised in the schools' brochures.   Several
695. environmental groups have filed a counter suit asking the court to declare their
696. failure a blessing.  <br /> </span></span><br />
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699. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>BRAIN GAME</b> -- President Obama launched a new project called the "Brain
700. Initiative" geared to improve the development of science in America to
701. better compete with China and India.   Goals include unlocking the
702. mysteries of  epilepsy, dementia, Al<span style="font-size: large;">z</span>heimer's, and the unexplained
703. ratings decline of "American Idol."   <br /> </span></span><br />
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706. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>PROFESSIONAL COURTESY</b> -- Apple apologized to customers in China after
707. the state newspaper "The People's Daily" took the company to task for <span style="font-size: large;">their shoddy after-sale service</span>.  Seems that purchasers in Beijing and
708. Shanghai resented having to call India to get tech advice on the very devices
709. they had assembled.</span></span><br />
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715. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>AIR </b><span style="font-size: large;"><b>CALORIE</b> -- </span>Air Samoa has introduced the concept of  basing their fares on <span style="font-size: large;">a</span> passenger's weight plus luggage, charging $1 to $4.15 per kilogram depending on the length of the trip.   And here's the best part, ladies.  The scale they use has no dial -- the clerk at the check-in c<span style="font-size: large;">ounter receives it digitally and whispers it to you.</span> </span></span>
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720. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /><i><b>(Contents Copyright (c) 2013 by Robert L. Mills  All Rights Reserved)</b></i><br /> </span></span><br />
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723. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>LESLIE NEILSEN</b> guested on "Bob Hope Salutes West Point" in 1981.  View over 550 classic vintage video clips of Bob Hope
724. Specials available nowhere else!  Each are dated the year they
725. originally aired on NBC from the 1977-78 season to 1991-92.  Included
726. are segments from 1978's "Bob Hope Down Under" from Perth, Australia and
727. 1979's "Bob Hope in China" taped in Peking and Shanghai (with Mikhail
728. Baryshnikov).  Take a trip down Memory Lane that you won't soon forget!</span></span>
729. &lt;span style=&quot;font-size: x-large;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Georgia,&amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,serif;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/thelaughmakers&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;www.youtube.com/thelaughmakers&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24918723/posts/default/5106891175527890900'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24918723/posts/default/5106891175527890900'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bereftontheleft.blogspot.com/2013/04/wednesday-april-3-2013.html' title='WEDNESDAY, April 3, 2013'/><author><name>Bob Mills</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723024929587047509</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9PBHs8XdCRWAE8QADHXmMtt7TOasTcgEAx4biju_eHKf9ks_YReDnYY_-TE7Mpf7o_hyeTBu05kfKl4tXwXCCn2IXjCYZIH8ek8MwakzQf_BaN7v5wV2oCrVDndoshAo/s220/PICT0694.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoRW0Pxx_jMLbpmrEus3cY79vSkLcv5DHwX4TrOWOxisSV4iegW7aDk6IzOGClyGTMLvmOotvusz_gLjT8CwSrdCvOFRAr_ExgxIfNcbQ6jVLpDju5IldAV_XamGbgtv98MihBQw/s72-c/8031028.bin.jpg" height="72" width="72"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24918723.post-8488848393774289822</id><published>2013-04-01T19:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2013-04-01T19:12:49.950-07:00</updated><title type='text'>TUESDAY, April 2, 2013</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;
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731. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>SACRED STOPWATCH</b> -- Rookie Pope Francis is turning out to be the most
732. unorthodox pontiff in recent history.  On the job less than a month and
733. already he's moved into a scaled down apartment, worked the crowds
734. without bodyguards, and shortened his usual daily Mass by half.  And he
735. shortens everything.  Nuns around the world are struggling to get used
736. to a rosary with three beads and a pewter medal of the Madonna -- not
737. the Blessed Virgin, the singer.<br /> </span></span><br />
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740. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>THE WINNER IS...</b> -- UCLA has signed basketball coach  Steve Alford to a
741. seven year, $18.2 million contract.   After vetting many candidates, the
742. Athletic Department finally settled on Alford although the choice
743. wasn't easy.   The search was narrowed to three highly qualified
744. candidates -- Alford, Dennis Rodman and Kim Jong Un.<br /> </span></span><br />
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747. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>BARREL OF FUN</b> -- Authorities in Germany refused to admit  Jason Bieber's
748. capuchin monkey at the Munich Airport.   The animal was almost through
749. Customs when the agents finally concluded that he looked too friendly
750. for Jason's agent, too kind to be his lawyer.  And he presented a suspicious
751. passport signed by Jack Hanna. <br /> </span></span><br />
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754. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>LAP RIDERS</b> -- To relieve rampant diamond lane congestion, The California
755. Highway Department may require carpools to have at least three riders
756. rather than two.  Could be a problem, though.  With layoffs so common,
757. it's almost impossible to find three employees who work for the same
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761. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>PORKY</b> -- Animal right advocates in Spain are demanding that the
762. government ban the ancient and cruel art of "pi<span style="font-size: large;">g</span>sticking," best described as <span style="font-size: large;">a </span>fox
763. hunt for bacon lovers. <span style="font-size: large;">W</span>e have nothing in the U.S. even remotely
764. similar -- unless you count "Real Housewives of Orange County."</span></span>
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766. <i><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">(Contents Copyright (c) 2013 by Robert L. Mills  All Rights Reserved)<br /> </span></span></b></i><br />
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769. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i><b>THANKS
770. FOR THE MEMORY</b></i> -- Dionne Warwick appeared<span style="font-size: large;"> <span style="font-size: large;">o</span></span>n the Bob Hope special entitled "Hope on Campus" <span style="font-size: large;">at the University of </span> No<span style="font-size: large;">tre Dame.   </span>View over 550 classic vintage video clips of Bob Hope
771. Specials available nowhere else!  Each are dated the year they
772. originally aired on NBC from the 1977-78 season to 1991-92.  Included
773. are segments from 1978's "Bob Hope Down Under" from Perth, Australia and
774. 1979's "Bob Hope in China" taped in Peking and Shanghai (with Mikhail
775. Baryshnikov).  Take a trip down Memory Lane that you won't soon forget!</span></span><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"> </span></b><br />
776. <br />
777. <b><span style="font-size: x-large;"> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/thelaughmakers" target="_blank">www.youtube.com/thelaughmakers</a></span></b><br />
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790. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>CODE NAME CINDERELLA</b> --</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Julia Pierson, the first female head of the U.S.
791. Secret Service, credits her high school summer job as a guide at
792. Disneyland where she learned crowd control.  When you think about it, not
793. much has changed -- she's still protecting cartoon characters.</span></span><br />
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801. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>THE UN-COLA</b> -- North Korea's portly strongman Kim Jong Un <span style="font-size: large;">continues his</span>
802. sabre-rattling despite his country's widespread starvation, spotty
803. plumbing and little electricity.  In fact, it's so backward, it's known among other Third World countries as "the Carnival Cruise Line" of Southeast Asia. </span></span><br />
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810. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>BEEP, BEEP </b>-- Sales of mobility scooters for the disabled has become a
811. $1 billion industry in the U.S., but an investigation revealed that 80%
812. of people who buy <span style="font-size: large;">them through </span>Medicare aren't
813. disabled.  The most blatant cases involved people using them as golf
814. carts and on cruises to cover the long distances between buffets.</span></span><br />
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821. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>RING-A-DING-DING</b> -- Three $25,000 NBA Championship rings owned by former LA Laker
822. A.C. Green were stolen from his Palos Verdes Estates home.  Police
823. issued an APB to all members of their Grand Theft Unit, alerted pawn
824. shops to be on the lookout fo<span style="font-size: large;">r</span> them, and placed Lindsay Lohan under
825. 24-hour surveillance.</span></span><br />
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829. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>TAX ATTACK</b> -- Fans of Dionne Warwick were stunned this week to learn that sh<span style="font-size: large;">e<span style="font-size: large;"> owes a whopping $10 million to <span style="font-size: large;">the IRS in unpaid income taxes.  Seems she knew the way to San Jose but once there, completely forgot the address of H&R B<span style="font-size: large;">loc<span style="font-size: large;">k.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span> <br />
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840. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>DON KING</b> appear<span style="font-size: large;">s as a guest on "Bob Hope Salutes <span style="font-size: large;">West Point" in 1981.  </span></span>View the clip and <span style="font-size: large;">o</span>ver 550 classic vintage video clips of Bob Hope
841. Specials available nowhere else!  Each are dated the year they
842. originally aired on NBC from the 1977-78 season to 1991-92.  Included
843. are segments from 1978's "Bob Hope Down Under" from Perth, Australia and
844. 1979's "Bob Hope in China" taped in Peking and Shanghai (with Mikhail
845. Baryshnikov).  Take a trip down Memory Lane that you won't soon forget!</span></span><br />
846. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">  <br /><span style="font-size: x-large;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/thelaughmakers" target="_blank">www.youtube.com/thelaughmakers</a></span></span></span><br />
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849. &lt;br /&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24918723/posts/default/2050660689045555501'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24918723/posts/default/2050660689045555501'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bereftontheleft.blogspot.com/2013/03/sun-mon-march-3-april-1-2013.html' title='SUN, MON, March 31 - April 1, 2013'/><author><name>Bob Mills</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723024929587047509</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9PBHs8XdCRWAE8QADHXmMtt7TOasTcgEAx4biju_eHKf9ks_YReDnYY_-TE7Mpf7o_hyeTBu05kfKl4tXwXCCn2IXjCYZIH8ek8MwakzQf_BaN7v5wV2oCrVDndoshAo/s220/PICT0694.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWJsThsHb79mOf7sNNpjJ0yhGsyRk9auNZsaRHa8DkLRvgdYQdp44fanBvJZbEjsSAx_EW6I93RLPbv2jw65zOwleOO4KREtZ4ZmFCQb2F_JzEojVzHiNGn2eyfCcvapa2tPdZ1Q/s72-c/8031028.bin.jpg" height="72" width="72"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24918723.post-4349781520146658673</id><published>2013-03-28T18:20:00.004-07:00</published><updated>2013-03-28T18:20:36.952-07:00</updated><title type='text'>WED, THUR, FRI, SAT, March 27, 28, 29, 30</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: large;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Georgia,&amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,serif;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;WAGE SAGE&lt;/b&gt; -- Most CEO&#39;s oppose a minimum wage because it victimizes entry level earners but Starbuck&#39;s Howard Schultz is an exception.&amp;nbsp; Understandable.&amp;nbsp; When it reaches $9 and hour, he can pay his dishwashers by giving them eight Latte Frappachino Grandes per shift.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;TIGER TRACKER &lt;/b&gt;-- Reporters doubted that Tiger Woods&#39; affair with skier Lindsay Vaughn would last, wondering how in the world she could possibly trust him.&amp;nbsp; Over the weekend, they got their answer. He showed up on the first tee with a new putter, new shoes, and a PGA-sanctioned GPS ankle bracelet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;BRAVO DOT COM&lt;/b&gt; -- Five Internet tech pioneers are this year&#39;s recipients of the annual Queen Elizabeth Prize.&amp;nbsp; The coveted prize was first established in 1882 by Queen Victoria to recognize outstanding feats in science and literature with the majority conferred on scientists and a few doctors.&amp;nbsp; Of course, only one dentist -- in 1883.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;WHINNY BURRITO&lt;/b&gt; -- Now on worldwide tour and playing in Burbank, CA, &quot;Cavalia&#39;s Odysseo&quot; features high speed tricks and maneuvers performed by 67 stampeding riderless horses -- 21 stallions and 46 geldings.&amp;nbsp; Or, as their called at Taco Bell headquarters, &quot;ingredients.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;CARDED&lt;/b&gt; -- Don&#39;t believe that buzz that Lindsay Lohan won&#39;t receive special treatment when she begins serving her court-ordered 90 day&amp;nbsp; rehab sentence.&amp;nbsp; He doctors have requested that her room be decorated like a club with velvet ropes across the doorway manned by&amp;nbsp; two male attendants dressed as bouncers.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;CAN&#39;T GET UP &lt;/b&gt;-- A 27-year old girl sued 80-year old billionaire George Soros alleging she had to defend herself in bed by throwing a lamp at him.&amp;nbsp; None of the other girls he&#39;s slept with believe a word of it.&amp;nbsp; They point out that his bedroom has recessed lighting controlled with &quot;The Clapper.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;APPLE BLOSSOM TIME&lt;/b&gt; -- Disneyland celebrated its twice-annual &quot;Dapper Day&quot; with&amp;nbsp; visitors dress in period costumes.&amp;nbsp; Most popular was the World War II era -- leather patched elbow jackets, wingtips, and veiled hats for the girls.&amp;nbsp; But it became a little too realistic.&amp;nbsp; When they returned to the parking lot, their cars had been ticketed for gas rationing violations.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;PANTS SUIT &lt;/b&gt;-- Rebounding from several years of internal scandal including prostitution allegations against agents, President Obama has appointed the first woman head of the U.S. Secret Service. She&#39;s already given the agency a more feminine image -- she&#39;s renamed it Victoria&#39;s Secret Service.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;MEA CULPA &lt;/b&gt;-- Retired general David Petraeus apologized to a dinner audience at USC for his illicit affair with his biographer, Paula Broadwell.&amp;nbsp; Which can mean one of two things -- either he&#39;s running for some political office or he wants his good conduct medal reinstated.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;ICING&lt;/b&gt; -- President Obama bounced a soccer ball on his head while welcoming the Ryder Cup champions Los Angeles Kings hockey team to the Oval office.&amp;nbsp; Why a soccer ball?&amp;nbsp; You ever tried bouncing a hockey puck off your head? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;POPE JERRY BROWN&lt;/b&gt; -- Newly-elected Pope Francis has refused the lavish top-floor Vatican penthouse in favor of a more modest two-room apartment in a nearby visiting priest&#39;s residence.&amp;nbsp; More good news, he&#39;s been notified that he qualifies for return of the 30,000 Lira security deposit rookie popes usually have to pay.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;MAD MARCHNESS&lt;/b&gt; -- In one of the biggest upsets in March Madness history, lowly Harvard polished off third-ranked New Mexico.&amp;nbsp; Those who had been astute enough to bet on the Crimson Tide made a bundle.&amp;nbsp; Which couldn&#39;t be more fitting.&amp;nbsp; After all, U.S. currency has more portraits of Harvard graduates than any other college.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;HORSELESS HEADMEN&lt;/b&gt; -- The government of Saudi Arabia is faced with a shortage of swordsmen trained to behead condemned prisoners.&amp;nbsp; Apparently, the Saudis have never heard the old French proverb:&amp;nbsp; &quot;Teach a man to cut off heads and you pay him for life.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Teach him how to make a guillotine and you pay him once.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;SPOKES &lt;/b&gt;-- According to industry buzz, two scripts are in development that will depict the life of Lance Armstrong.&amp;nbsp; The last blockbuster bike film was the black-and-white classic &quot;Bicycle Thief.&quot;&amp;nbsp; Of course, the Post Office and the corporations he mugged would prefer that this one be called &quot;Thief.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;OPEN UP &lt;/b&gt;-- For the first time since its opening in 1937, the 170,000 daily commuters using San Francisco&#39;s Golden Gate Bridge will have no toll-takers to collect their money, replaced by electronic trackers.&amp;nbsp; Motorists are billed later and jumpers are given credit for half the $5 toll they didn&#39;t us&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: large;&quot;&gt;e.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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851. &lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: large;&quot;&gt;(Contents Copyright (c) 2013&amp;nbsp; Robert L. Mills&amp;nbsp; All Rights Reserved)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24918723/posts/default/4349781520146658673'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24918723/posts/default/4349781520146658673'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bereftontheleft.blogspot.com/2013/03/wed-thur-fri-sat-march-27-28-29-30.html' title='WED, THUR, FRI, SAT, March 27, 28, 29, 30'/><author><name>Bob Mills</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723024929587047509</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9PBHs8XdCRWAE8QADHXmMtt7TOasTcgEAx4biju_eHKf9ks_YReDnYY_-TE7Mpf7o_hyeTBu05kfKl4tXwXCCn2IXjCYZIH8ek8MwakzQf_BaN7v5wV2oCrVDndoshAo/s220/PICT0694.JPG'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24918723.post-5320231108052513148</id><published>2013-03-25T16:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2013-03-28T18:03:27.235-07:00</updated><title type='text'>TUESDAY, March 26, 2013</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;
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853. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>*PETER PAIR </b>-- Faced with daunting problems that include Vatican money
854. laundering and priest pedophilia, incoming  Pope Francis met with
855. retired pope Benedict who at times  seemed disoriented.  For instance,
856. when they parted, he congratulated Francis for replacing Jay Leno on
857. the Tonight Show.</span></span><br />
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865. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>JUSTICE DOT COM</b></span> -- Los Angeles now allows e-mailed police reports. 
866. The D.A. can then indict the defendant on Twitter, conduct a lineup on
867. his Facebook wall, try the case using Skype and, on a guilty verdict,
868. allow the defendant to choose a prison on Teavelosity.com.</span></span><br />
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876. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>RIGGED FLIGHT DECK </b>-- A 61-year old Frenchman boarded a U.S. Airways
877. plane at the Philadelphia <span style="font-size: large;">A</span>irport, seated himself in the
878. cockpit, <span style="font-size: large;">claiming</span> he was the pilot.  What raised suspicion
879. was his preflight cocktail order -- he asked for pretzels and U.S. Air
880. forbids their pilots from eating within a half hour of departure.    </span></span><br />
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890. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>HOME AGAIN</b> -- On his way to Jordan, the final stop on his Middle East
891. tour, a sandstorm forced President Obama to motorcade to Bethlehem where
892. he was escorted on a tour of the Church of the Nativity. Reports say he
893. seemed genuin<span style="font-size: large;">e</span>ly touched when he paused briefly at the manger where he
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902. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>THIS IS YOUR PILOT TEXTING</b> -- At airports with unmanned air traffic
903. control towers due to budget cuts, pilots are allowed to use their
904. I-Pads to check the Weather Channel for wind velocity, alert nearby
905. pilots on their Facebook page, and notify the passengers of altitude and
906. arrival time by inviting them into his google chat room.    </span></span></span></span><br />
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912. <i><b>(Contents Copyright (c) 2013 by Robert L. Mills  All Rights Reserved)</b></i></span></span><br />
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916. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /><i><b>THANKS
917. FOR THE MEMORY </b></i>-- Kenneth Mars (shown here in Mel Brooks' "The Producers") appeared on "Bob Hope's Salute to the U.S. Air Force Academy<span style="font-size: large;">" in 1980 playing the academy <span style="font-size: large;">comm<span style="font-size: large;">a</span>nd<span style="font-size: large;">ant in a sketch entitled "The World's Oldest Cadet."  </span></span></span>View Kenneth alon<span style="font-size: large;">ng with </span>over 550 classic vintage video clips of Bob Hope
918. Specials available nowhere else!  Each are dated the year they
919. originally aired on NBC from the 1977-78 season to 1991-92.  Included
920. are segments from 1978's "Bob Hope Down Under" from Perth, Australia and
921. 1979's "Bob Hope in China" taped in Peking and Shanghai (with Mikhail
922. Baryshnikov).  Take a trip down Memory Lane that you won't soon forget!</span></span><br />
923. <br />
924. <span style="font-size: large;"> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/thelaughmakers" target="_blank">www.youtube.com/thelaughmakers</a></span><br />
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932. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>TWITTER TWADDLE</b> -- Twitter inventor Jack Dorsey typed his fist
933. experimental tweet on March 21, 2006, which read:  "The first person to
934. answer this in 140 characters or less becomes my first employee - $500 a
935. week + stock options."</span></span><br />
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944. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>RUBBER MATCH </b>-- "Deep Throat" star Harry Reems passed away at the age of
945. 65.  Remembrances poured in from all over the country and flags were
946. flown at half staff at the headquarters of Planned Parenthood and Trojan
947. Latex Products, Inc.  </span></span><br />
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957. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>PLASTER OF PARIS HOLIDAY </b>-- According to U.S. News and World Report the
958. most popular college Spring Break site is Daytona Beach.  Not to be
959. confused with Palm Beach, the top destination for seniors who break
960. their hip in the Spring.</span></span><br />
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968. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>STIFF UPPER TANK </b>-- Petrol prices in the UK have topped $10 per gallon. 
969. With prices averaging $4 a gallon in the U.S., one British Peer is
970. saving a bundle by shipping his Rolls to L.A., having the tank filled,
971. and having it shipped back to England.  While he waits for his car, he <span style="font-size: large;">g</span>ets to his job as a barrister at the Old Bailey <span style="font-size: large;">by </span>skateboard.</span></span><br />
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980. <b>HAND JOB</b> -- The Florida Legislature is debating a bill that would make
981. Daylight Savings Time permanent.  Why you might ask.  Seems doctors
982. noticed a spike in hernias resulting from seniors reaching up to push
983. the hands on their wall clocks forward.</span></span><br />
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995. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">The late <b><span style="font-size: large;">ROBERT URICH</span> </b>guested on "Bob Hope Salutes the US Military Academy at West Point" along with Mickey Rooney, Glan Campbell and George C. Scott.  <span style="font-size: large;">Watch the <span style="font-size: large;">(1981 West Point) </span></span>clip and over 550 classic vintage video clips of Bob Hope
996. Specials available nowhere else!  Each are dated the year they
997. originally aired on NBC from the 1977-78 season to 1991-92.  Included
998. are segments from 1978's "Bob Hope Down Under" from Perth, Australia and
999. 1979's "Bob Hope in China" taped in Peking and Shanghai (with Mikhail
1000. Baryshnikov).  Take a trip down Memory Lane that you won't soon forget!</span><br />
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1013. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>CHECK THE TIRES? </b>-- A backup limo was used by Barack Obama in Israel
1014. after his regular limo was improperly refueled with diesel according to
1015. the official report.  The actual cause of the problem?  See, the
1016. Yiddish word for high test is "chicken soup" and the Israeli station
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1026. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>STAR TREK JUNK</b> -- For the first time, a man-made object has gone outside
1027. our solar system.  The space probe Voyager I launched in 1978 has
1028. traveled 33 billion miles to become the first man-made object to orbit
1029. outside of our solar system.  Of course, that's not counting the checked
1030. luggage lost by Delta.</span></span><br />
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1039. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>STRAP HANGERS</b> -- Queen Elizabeth and grand daughter-in-law Kate Moss
1040. rode the London Underground to celebrate its 150th anniversary.  In a
1041. somewhat related story, Queen Latifa was named official celebrity
1042. spokesperson for Mayor Bloomberg's new Subway and Sewer Vermin
1043. Eradication campaign.</span></span><br />
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1050. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>YEAR OF THE DISH</b> -- A Chinese bowl purchased at a flea market for $3 and
1051. now  believed by archaeologists to be at least 1000 years old sold at
1052. auction for $2.2 million.  Authenticity <span style="font-size: large;">remains in doubt</span>, however -- due
1053. mainly to the "Panda Express" logo embossed on its underside.</span></span><br />
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1061. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>38 CALIBER ROGAIN</b> -- Critics are claiming the upcoming HBO film on the murder
1062. trial of music guru Phil Spect<span style="font-size: large;">o</span>r with <span style="font-size: large;">Al Pacino</span> plays a little fast
1063. and loose with reality.   For instance, despite little evidence to
1064. support the claim, the DA convinces the jury that Phil carried the
1065. murder weapon under his wig.</span></span>
1066. <br />
1067. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /><i><b>(Contents Copyright (c) 2013 by Robert L. Mills  All Rights Reserved)<br /> </b></i></span></span><br />
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1070. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i><b>THANKS
1071. FOR THE MEMORY </b></i>-- Charlotte Raye appeared on several hope specials in the 1980s at the time co-starring with Gary Coleman on "Diff'rent Strokes."  See Charlotte and  over 550 classic vintage video clips of Bob Hope
1072. Specials available nowhere else!  Each are dated the year they
1073. originally aired on NBC from the 1977-78 season to 1991-92.  Included
1074. are segments from 1978's "Bob Hope Down Under" from Perth, Australia and
1075. 1979's "Bob Hope in China" taped in Peking and Shanghai (with Mikhail
1076. Baryshnikov).  Take a trip down Memory Lane that you won't soon forget.</span></span><br />
1077. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/thelaughmakers" target="_blank">www.youtube.com/thelaughmakers </a></span></span><br />
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1084. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>OY VEY </b>-- Thanks to Middle East unrest, Barack Obama arrived in Tel Aviv amid the heaviest security in recent memory.  During his first state dinner, a Secret Service Bomb Disposal Squad had to be called in to diffuse three Matzo balls.</span></span><br />
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1092. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>YOGA BARE </b>-- Lululemon, a popular manufacturer of ladies' Yoga outfits, had to recall thousands of pairs because their mesh fabric was too revealing.  Yoga instructors across the country tried to cover for their students by inventing a new Yoga position -- "Mooning passing traffic."</span></span><br />
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1104. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>GIANT SLALOM</b> -- For reasons obvious to his fans, Tiger woods is seriously dating Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn.  He'd had enough of lonely evenings, he's now ready for a serious relationship, and he figures a ski pole is safer than a nine iron unless she uses it like a spear.</span></span><br />
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1108. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>ONE ON THE CHIN</b> -- Jay Leno told his Tonight Show audience that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland who then came to the U.S. to become NBC executives.  NBC chief Bob Greenblatt took the rib good naturedly, pointing out that with NBC's current ratings slump, very few heard it.</span></span><br />
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1116. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>TRAVOLTING</b> -- Surprising even jaded collectors, a gown worn by Princess Diana the night she danced with John Travolta sold at a London auction for a whopping $1.2 million.  Scientology officials were reported to be so stunned, they're thinking of auctioning John Travolta. </span></span><br />
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1133. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>PLACIDO DOMINGO </b>guested on "Bob Hope Salutes the World's Fair <span style="font-size: large;">From New Orleans" in 1984, playing Gaylord Ravenol <span style="font-size: large;">in a Show Boat parody with Red Buttons, John Ritter, Brooke Shields and Twiggy. </span></span></span>View the clip and <span style="font-size: large;">o</span>ver 550 classic vintage video clips of Bob Hope
1134. Specials available nowhere else!  Each are dated the year they
1135. originally aired on NBC from the 1977-78 season to 1991-92.  Included
1136. are segments from 1978's "Bob Hope Down Under" from Perth, Australia and
1137. 1979's "Bob Hope in China" taped in Peking and Shanghai (with Mikhail
1138. Baryshnikov).  Take a trip down Memory Lane that you won't soon forget!</span></span><br />
1139. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">  <br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/thelaughmakers" target="_blank">www.youtube.com/thelaughmakers</a></span></span><br />
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1142. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>SHALOM </b>-- Hoping to avoid GOP charges that he's just taking another
1143. vacation, President Obama flew to Israel for his first official state
1144. visit as president traveling with only essential aides --  his
1145. chief-of-staff, a press secretary, three Secret Service agents and his
1146. Yiddish coach, Jackie Mason. </span></span><br />
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1150. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>VALOR FROM AFAR </b>-- Some hardened combat veterans are not pleased with
1151. the Pentagon's new drone pilot medal that ranks above those earned in
1152. hand-to-hand combat.  Hold on there, Sarge.  These Air Force drone
1153. jockies face plenty of danger --  between shifts, they have to walk
1154. around Colorado unarmed.</span></span><br />
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1158. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>WALK A MILE</b> -- The U.S. State Department has issued warnings that
1159. Arab-Spring-torn Egypt is the most dangerous tourist destination in the
1160. Middle East.  Visitors to Cairo are warned to be vigilant against
1161. muggers and pickpockets.  Drive-by camel shootings can occur with
1162. virtually no warning -- camels have no hoofs.</span></span><br />
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1166. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>TAKES A BEATING</b> -- North Korea now claims they have developed nuclear
1167. technology that will allow them to hide a nuclear device, fully armed,
1168. in an ordinary suitcase.  And Samsonite thought they were testing their
1169. luggage when they had gorillas toss them around.</span></span><br />
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1173. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>RAG WRAPS </b>-- Once the bible of Hollywood show biz, the 108-year old
1174. daily Variety <span style="font-size: large;">will no</span> longer publish a print version.  <span style="font-size: large;">Potential starlets are beside themselves -- if they can't see who's <span style="font-size: large;">reading Variety </span>in Cantor's and Nate 'n' Al's, how will they know who to sleep with<span style="font-size: large;">?</span></span> </span></span><br />
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1176. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i><b>(Contents Copyright (c) 2013 by Robert L. Mills  All Rights Reserved)</b></i> </span></span><br />
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1183. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>DUDLEY MOORE </b></span>was a guest on several Bob Hope specials in the 1970s.  View them and over 550 classic vintage video clips of Bob Hope
1184. Specials available nowhere else!  Each are dated the year they
1185. originally aired on NBC from the 1977-78 season to 1991-92.  Included
1186. are segments from 1978's "Bob Hope Down Under" from Perth, Australia and
1187. 1979's "Bob Hope in China" taped in Peking and Shanghai (with Mikhail
1188. Baryshnikov).  Take a trip down Memory Lane that you won't soon forget!</span></span><br />
1189. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> </span></span> <span style="font-size: large;"><b><a href="http://www.youtube.com/thelaughmakers" target="_blank">www.youtube.com/thelaughmakers</a></b></span><br />
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1198. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>ORIENTAL ORIENTED</b> -- The new China Disneyland will, according to
1199. planners, be "authentically Disney but distinctly<span style="font-size: large;"> </span>Chinese."  What
1200. exactly does that mean?  Well, it means they'll still look like Mickey
1201. and Minnie but live in a Shanghai penthouse and own three Walmart sweat
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1205. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>HO HO HO </b>-- Just in time for St. Patrick's Day, Adidas unveiled their
1206. new design for the Notre Dame basketball team uniforms which went over <span style="font-size: large;">like</span> a Southern Baptist in
1207. Dublin.  Their glow-in-the-dark green is so ugly, one sports writer
1208. called it "The Hulk meets the Jolly Green Giant."</span></span><br />
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1216. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>AHOY MATE</b> -- Undaunted by the sinking of the Costa Concordia and the
1217. adrift-at-sea Triumph, Dream and Legend, Carnival Cruises' profits are
1218. soaring.  Unveiling their new slogan "Shipwrecks Are Fun!", Carnival
1219. launched a full press and TV assault <span style="font-size: large;">showing</span>
1220. "Gilligan's Island" reruns.</span></span><br />
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1228. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>SOUR NOTE</b> -- A violin played by ship's musician
1229. Wallace Hartley on the deck of the sinking Titanic in 1912 will be
1230. auctioned in Belfast.   In the same vein, the harmonica the captain of
1231. the Costa Concordia played while sneaking into a lifeboat disguised as a
1232. musician is also up for bid. </span></span><br />
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1240. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>HITCH YOUR WAGON</b> -- The A&E Network debuts a new prequel to "Psycho"
1241. called "Bates Motel" with Freddie Highmore as Norman and Vera Farmiga
1242. as his possessive mom.  Not to be confused with ABC's new "Psycho"
1243. spin off  "Showering With the Stars."</span></span><br />
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1248. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /> </span></span><br />
1249. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i><b>(Contents Copyright (c) 2013 by Robert L. Mills  All Rights Reserved)</b></i> </span></span><br />
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1253. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i><b>THANKS
1254. FOR THE MEMORY</b></i> -- Tom Arnold app<span style="font-size: large;">eared <span style="font-size: large;">in a 1991 Bob Hope Robin Hook sketch along with then wife, Roseanne Barr.  </span></span>View Tom along with over 550 classic vintage video clips of Bob Hope
1255. Specials available nowhere else!  Each are dated the year they
1256. originally aired on NBC from the 1977-78 season to 1991-92.  Included
1257. are segments from 1978's "Bob Hope Down Under" from Perth, Australia and
1258. 1979's "Bob Hope in China" taped in Peking and Shanghai (with Mikhail
1259. Baryshnikov).  Take a trip down Memory Lane that you won't soon forget!</span></span>
1260. <b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/thelaughmakers" target="_blank">www.youtube.com/thelaughmakers</a></span></span></b><br />
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1269. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>MIDNIGHT
1270. BODY OIL</b> -- The results of a confidential survey taken at Yale found that almost 10% admitted to having sold sex <span style="font-size: large;">on campus</span>.  Co-ed hookers aren't called "women of the evening" -- 
1271. They're called "<span style="font-size: large;">w</span>omen of the the all-nighter." </span></span><br />
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1279. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">
1280. <b>CHUMP CHANGE</b> -- Baltimore Raven QB Joe Flacco signed for a record $20
1281. million a year for six years.  Sounds like a bundle but the record
1282. probably won't stand for long.  Pope Francis has the same agent and just
1283. wait until his salary is announced.</span></span><br />
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1291. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">
1292. <b>TOE-TAPPER </b>-- The New York Jets recently auditioned a highly-regarded
1293. female place kicker who proceeded to <span style="font-size: large;">execute</span> a 13-footer.  Too bad the
1294. coaches were too embarrassed to suggest she wait for a tail wind.</span></span><br />
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1304. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>BA-AWAH</b>
1305. -- The first presidential press conference occurred one hundred years
1306. ago this week during Woodrow Wilson's administration.  It went well
1307. until a cub reporter with NBC News asked the president if he'd guest on a
1308. show she was pitching -- Barbara Walters didn't get Wilson, but she did
1309. sell "The View."  </span></span><br />
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1318. <b>DOUBLE DIGITS</b> -- The tech world is abuzz over the new Samsung Galaxy
1319. S-4 phone which can follow your eyes and pause movies when you look
1320. away.  It takes commands with the wave of a finger and if you're giving
1321. the finger to your server, it automatically dials AT&T.  </span></span><br />
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1327. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> </span></span>
1328. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /><i><b>(Contents Copyright (c) 2013 by Robert L. Mills  All Rights Reserved)<br /> </b></i></span></span></div>
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1332. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i><b>John Ritter</b></i> appeared on Bob Hope's special from the World's Fair in New Orleans.  <span style="font-size: large;">Watch him as Tom Sawyer on the Mississippi with Broke Shields (Beck<span style="font-size: large;">y</span>) Mr. T (Joe) and Hope (<span style="font-size: large;">Huck Finn).  </span></span>View over 550 classic vintage video clips of Bob Hope
1333. Specials available nowhere else!  Each are dated the year they
1334. originally aired on NBC from the 1977-78 season to 1991-92.  Included
1335. are segments from 1978's "Bob Hope Down Under" from Perth, Australia and
1336. 1979's "Bob Hope in China" taped in Peking and Shanghai (with Mikhail
1337. Baryshnikov).  Take a trip down Memory Lane that you won't soon forget!</span></span><br />
1338. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> </span><b> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/thelaughmakers" target="_blank">www.youtube.com/thelaughmakers            </a></b></span></div>
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1349. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>VIEWER EROSION </b>-- TV execs were disappointed when the mini-series "The
1350. Bible" corralled 17% fewer viewers than the series opener.  They
1351. shouldn't have been.  Even Jesus had a drop off -- Easter fell 21% from
1352. his Crucifixion numbers. </span></span><br />
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1360. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>HOUSE OF RODS</b> -- According to a new law in Arkansas, churchgoers can
1361. legally pack heat while attending services.  It's changed the liturgy
1362. somewhat.  Bible Verses are now attributed to Mathew, Mark, Luke, John,
1363. Smith and Wesson.</span></span><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9bTTrHKxvJOo-W__rkai24qEcX7Ed8RYqqRyF-sblDrree0w_lZ5sav-Wlte7YruY4fjMHwjo4rkYdZvkbVpmuQH82tGD0x9XHG1q2nvKt9nOptJU7MvpkXHGJTP81rOb95MYuw/s1600/A1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="550" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9bTTrHKxvJOo-W__rkai24qEcX7Ed8RYqqRyF-sblDrree0w_lZ5sav-Wlte7YruY4fjMHwjo4rkYdZvkbVpmuQH82tGD0x9XHG1q2nvKt9nOptJU7MvpkXHGJTP81rOb95MYuw/s640/A1.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>
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1367. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>CRUCIFIXED</b> -- A couple in Little Rock recently beat astronomical odds --
1368. twice -- winning two lottery prizes the same day.  Apparently
1369. threatening God with a 9mm Glock semi-automatic works.</span></span><br />
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1379. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>EASY TERMS </b>-- A
1380. professor at UC Riverside has received a $5 million grant to determine
1381. if the afterlife really exists.  There's an added bonus.  If he proves
1382. it does, he doesn't have to pay the money back until he gets there.</span></span><br />
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1392. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>THREE RINGS</b> -- Ringling Bros. has teamed with Marvel Comics to tour with Spider Man, The Hulk, The Fantastic Four and the Av<span style="font-size: large;">engers.  Not without competi<span style="font-size: large;">tion, though. Rumor<span style="font-size: large;">s abound that C<span style="font-size: large;">lark Kent wi<span style="font-size: large;">ll soon come out of the closet and tour with "Superman Joins the Radio City Rockettes."</span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br />
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1399. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i><b>(Contents Copyright (c) 2013 by Robert L. Mills  All Rights Reserved)</b></i> </span></span><br />
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1405. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">The fantastic Pearl Bailey app<span style="font-size: large;">ears with Bob Hope on "The Dedication of the Gerald R. Ford Library" in Grand Rapids, Mich.  You <span style="font-size: large;">v</span></span>iew over 550 classic vintage video clips of Bob Hope
1406. Specials available nowhere else!  Each are dated the year they
1407. originally aired on NBC from the 1977-78 season to 1991-92.  Included
1408. are segments from 1978's "Bob Hope Down Under" from Perth, Australia and
1409. 1979's "Bob Hope in China" taped in Peking and Shanghai (with Mikhail
1410. Baryshnikov).  </span></span><br />
1411. &lt;span style=&quot;font-size: large;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/thelaughmakers&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;www.youtube.com/thelaughmakers&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24918723/posts/default/8470771883841723821'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24918723/posts/default/8470771883841723821'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bereftontheleft.blogspot.com/2013/03/fri-sat-march-15-16-2013.html' title='FRI, SAT, March 15, 16, 2013'/><author><name>Bob Mills</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723024929587047509</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9PBHs8XdCRWAE8QADHXmMtt7TOasTcgEAx4biju_eHKf9ks_YReDnYY_-TE7Mpf7o_hyeTBu05kfKl4tXwXCCn2IXjCYZIH8ek8MwakzQf_BaN7v5wV2oCrVDndoshAo/s220/PICT0694.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiaADcYzJIVJnPcTIT-elVIHjTqWKAfu3a-XfUPSiv9Z3pZpILFn2BfeWDkDSSpoUxLnfXsrF068hRYcgJn97ZBgTvqtPrYON8KiVSoIxjMsPsyJU9zTbN957Oc0iFxpO8a1LaM2w/s72-c/A!.jpg" height="72" width="72"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24918723.post-2721652440951734588</id><published>2013-03-14T07:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2013-03-14T07:32:10.897-07:00</updated><title type='text'>THURSDAY, March 14, 2013</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;
1412. <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIgLa_yicR83krxvspncWyzNDh5DwQ2lBfxjhfmjuk70-pQkDcBXVGIJNv-iW6MmV0Q1UkjxvoOMZFNy2X3KWf8wwkJblynPLbrvL4MLLEnY0r6TI7VDB0I344K7-8HyjMwtXrqA/s1600/A%2521.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIgLa_yicR83krxvspncWyzNDh5DwQ2lBfxjhfmjuk70-pQkDcBXVGIJNv-iW6MmV0Q1UkjxvoOMZFNy2X3KWf8wwkJblynPLbrvL4MLLEnY0r6TI7VDB0I344K7-8HyjMwtXrqA/s640/A%2521.jpg" width="432" /></a></div>
1413. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>FEE-FI-HO-HUM</b> -- Warner Bros. $200 million "Jack the Giant Slayer" took
1414. in a paltry $27.2 million on its opening weekend and dipped 63% its
1415. second week to $10 million.  How come?  Child psychologists theorize that
1416. kids' aversion to vegetables is so strong, they can't even stand to
1417. look at a bean stalk.  </span></span><br />
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1425. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">
1426. <b>IRONED OUT</b> -- Former heavyweight champ Mike Tyson is touring with his
1427. one-man show "Undisputed Truth," in which he recounts his life story in
1428. gory, hardscrabble detail.  Afterwards, he signs photos i<span style="font-size: large;">n</span> the lobby and
1429. for an extra $25 will nibble your ear.</span></span><br />
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1434. <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpBYtQ6sClNrG_8-KnTXRAKlXRi_1W9K9k0wlbSlgB1nQ6Rvr29x9y-chIuni7sox46Fw65TQPUkrpzgUv98n2naL3iLGa6OyeLTQbtxcfmcRdsoRP9iwuIoQRR2oUuWZY1ESMhg/s1600/A!.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpBYtQ6sClNrG_8-KnTXRAKlXRi_1W9K9k0wlbSlgB1nQ6Rvr29x9y-chIuni7sox46Fw65TQPUkrpzgUv98n2naL3iLGa6OyeLTQbtxcfmcRdsoRP9iwuIoQRR2oUuWZY1ESMhg/s640/A!.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>
1435. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"></span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>JUDD NOT LEST THOU BE JUDDED </b>-- Judging from the millions Karl Rove
1436. has spent to smear Ashley Judd, her hints that she may run against
1437. Mitch McConnell in '14 has GOP honchos worried.  Even staunch Rovites
1438. concede her candidacy would carry a lot of weight among Democrats -- her
1439. pro-choice stance, her popularity in Kentucky, her sister Wynona...</span></span></span></span><br />
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1446. <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbL-x6c6Fm1f4UT6rtDcGsDvryJPNFA-vElKrF5lvAndlSn0_G6hR89pwUuj97S-ey10iw5xQKbUots8qYxSIUm5qmMMX1S9FAciUuWveOnV61R5sKAtRVlfHhu14xFGtO_cEbuA/s1600/A!.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbL-x6c6Fm1f4UT6rtDcGsDvryJPNFA-vElKrF5lvAndlSn0_G6hR89pwUuj97S-ey10iw5xQKbUots8qYxSIUm5qmMMX1S9FAciUuWveOnV61R5sKAtRVlfHhu14xFGtO_cEbuA/s640/A!.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>
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1448. <b>zzzzZZZ </b>-- Manhattan's Benjamin Hotel now offers VIP guests
1449. sleep-inducing pillows and a "sleep concierge" who comes to your room at
1450. bedtime to help induce slumber.  Best part of the service is -- no
1451. tip.  By the time he leaves, you're too groggy to reach for your wallet. </span></span></span></span><br />
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1461. <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxzOmoMJf6GmZOq-XeykZ0twEixD4wSyMNLh5BXYFdwesulqOv1iyxIHTOQMfZt0rsjKENHLAMyd0oOW17Ld_ktIH3XnJXbCq0c4W67vP7bR3wNUTvnzuVbLe7-trUBPGFxrEadA/s1600/A!.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxzOmoMJf6GmZOq-XeykZ0twEixD4wSyMNLh5BXYFdwesulqOv1iyxIHTOQMfZt0rsjKENHLAMyd0oOW17Ld_ktIH3XnJXbCq0c4W67vP7bR3wNUTvnzuVbLe7-trUBPGFxrEadA/s640/A!.jpg" width="464" /></a></div>
1462. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>BEEP BEEP</b> -- Ashton Kutcher will play Steve Jobs in an upcoming movie.   The film is said to be so <span style="font-size: large;">accurate</span>, the
1463. head-to-head battle for the tech champ title that pitted Jobs against Microsoft's
1464. Bill Gates <span style="font-size: large;">is </span>being compared to the
1465. Roadrunner and the c<span style="font-size: large;">o</span>yote.    </span></span>
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1472. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /><i><b> </b></i></span></span><br />
1473. <br />
1474. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i><b>(Contents Copyright (c) 2013 by Robert L. Mills  All Rights Reserved)</b></i><br /> </span></span><br />
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1477. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Dianne Carroll, once called "the most beautiful woman in the world," appeared on several Bob Hope Specials in the '70s and 80s.  </span>View over 550 classic vintage video clips of Bob Hope
1478. Specials available nowhere else!  Each are dated the year they
1479. originally aired on NBC from the 1977-78 season to 1991-92.  Included
1480. are segments from 1978's "Bob Hope Down Under" from Perth, Australia and
1481. 1979's "Bob Hope in China" taped in Peking and Shanghai (with Mikhail
1482. Baryshnikov).  Take a trip down Memory Lane that you won't soon forget!</span></span>
1483. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/thelaughmakers" target="_blank">www.youtube.com/thelaughmakers</a></span></span><br />
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1494. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>MEA MAXIMA CULPA</b> -- The super secretive meeting in the Sistine Chapel where the
1495. cardinals have sequestered themselves to choose a pope is officially
1496. called, a "conclave."  If you've ever read the pedophile priest
1497. transcripts -- what they <i>really </i>need is  an "autoclave."<br /> </span></span><br />
1498. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>*  </b>LA's beleaguered Cardinal Roger Mahoney took an oath of absolute
1499. secrecy before entering the Sistine Chapel.  Wow -- talk about overkill.</span></span><br />
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1507. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>DOG
1508. DAZE</b> -- Eagles quarterback Michael Vick's scheduled signing of his new
1509. book "Finally Free" at an Exton, PA Barnes & Nobel bookstore was
1510. cancelled due to mailed threats against store personnel.    DNA samples
1511. taken from the note indicate it was signed by either a poodle or a
1512. mixed-breed <span style="font-size: large;">Malti-poo</span>.</span></span><br />
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1520. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>TUXEDO JUNCTION</b> -- The population of antarctic penguins has declined 90%
1521. due to the melting ice that harbors krill, their major food source. 
1522. Penguin colonies are called "delis" and their decline is also due, say
1523. scientists, to too many dill pickles, matzo balls, and hot pastramis on
1524. rye.    </span></span><br />
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1531. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>BROOM HILDA</b> -- With NBC's prime time lineup losing to Telemundo in the
1532. Nielsen Ratings, a new super tough lady producer will try to save <span style="font-size: large;">the <span style="font-size: large;">third-place </span>Today Show </span>by reshuffling the
1533. staff.  <span style="font-size: large;"> </span> Matt Lauer is so
1534. nervous his hair is falling out -- what little he has around the sides,
1535. anyway.  </span></span><br />
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1542. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>DECKING THE HALLS</b> -- Sarah Palin has signed a deal with Harper Collins
1543. for a religious-themed book to be called "A Happy Holiday IS a Merry
1544. Christmas."  Among her revelations, she claims that as a child she
1545. could see Santa's North Pole workshop from her Wasilla front porch. </span></span><br />
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1553. <i><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">(Contents Copyright (c) 2013 by Robert L. Mills  All Rights Reserved)<br /> </span></span></b></i><br />
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1556. <br />
1557. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">See Raquel Welch with Bob on USO war time tours</span> and on a special "America Salutes the Queen" in 1978.  View over 550 classic vintage video clips of Bob Hope
1558. Specials available nowhere else!  Each are dated the year they
1559. originally aired on NBC from the 1977-78 season to 1991-92.  Included
1560. are segments from 1978's "Bob Hope Down Under" from Perth, Australia and
1561. 1979's "Bob Hope in China" taped in Peking and Shanghai (with Mikhail
1562. Baryshnikov).  Take a trip down Memory Lane that you won't soon forget!</span></span>
1563. <b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/thelaughmakers" target="_blank">www.youtube.com/thelaughmakers</a></span></span></b><br />
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1570. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>BURNING QUESTION </b>-- Cardinals from around the world are in seclusion at the Vatican's Sistine Chapel to elect a new pope.  According to ancient tradition, before the first vote is tallied, they will pray for guidance from Saint Floridia, the patron saint of the hanging chad.</span></span><br />
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1578. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>LOST WEEKEND</b>
1579. </span></span></b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">-- With the cruise industry booming, some upscale lines are offering
1580. "All You Can Drink" packages as an extra option like an upgraded
1581. stateroom.  One line even has a "DeLux" package that includes a limo
1582. waiting at disembarkation to whisk you in luxury to the Betty Ford. </span></span></span></span><br />
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1589. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>DOODLE DO TELL </b>-- Sheriff's deputies in San Louis Osbisbo seized 233 roosters suspected of being raised for cock fighting.   The owner insisted  that he was innocent -- that the birds were in training to work at his soon-to-open Chippendale's club for hens called "Doodledale's."</span></span><br />
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1598. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>PERFECTLY CLEAR</b> -- Anti-gun advocates are quoting  Richard Nixon who favored banning Saturday night specials to "keep them out of the wrong hands."  He became anti-gun the day he appointed Elvis as a civilian Drug Enforcement agent and Elvis immediately shot out the presidential seal.</span></span><br />
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1607. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">COP</span> WAITING </b> --<span style="font-size: large;">Due to budget cuts, </span>Chicago cops will no longer respond to misdemeanors or lesser felonies.  And there are <span style="font-size: large;">numerous restrictions.  For instance, </span>home invasion robberies don't qualify if the home's value is less than $1 million, isn't in a gated <span style="font-size: large;">community, and isn't owned by a relative of Mayor R<span style="font-size: large;">ahm</span> Emanu<span style="font-size: large;">e</span>l</span>.  </span></span><br />
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1612. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /><br />(Contents Copyright (c) 2013 by Robert L. Mills  All Rights Reserved)<br /> </span></span><br />
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1615. &lt;span style=&quot;font-size: large;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Georgia,&amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,serif;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: large;&quot;&gt;See Omar Sherif among over &lt;/span&gt;550 classic vintage video clips of Bob Hope Specials available nowhere else!&amp;nbsp; Each are dated the year they originally aired on NBC from the 1977-78 season to 1991-92.&amp;nbsp; Included are segments from 1978&#39;s &quot;Bob Hope Down Under&quot; from Perth, Australia and 1979&#39;s &quot;Bob Hope in China&quot; taped in Peking and Shanghai (with Mikhail Baryshnikov).&amp;nbsp; Take a trip down Memory Lane that you won&#39;t soon forget!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/thelaughmakers&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;www.youtube.com/thelaughmakers&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24918723/posts/default/6185170877248248884'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24918723/posts/default/6185170877248248884'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bereftontheleft.blogspot.com/2013/03/tuesday-march-12-2013.html' title='TUESDAY, March 12, 2013'/><author><name>Bob Mills</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08723024929587047509</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9PBHs8XdCRWAE8QADHXmMtt7TOasTcgEAx4biju_eHKf9ks_YReDnYY_-TE7Mpf7o_hyeTBu05kfKl4tXwXCCn2IXjCYZIH8ek8MwakzQf_BaN7v5wV2oCrVDndoshAo/s220/PICT0694.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQHKylnJrdBYgc4Ko3i1D25srUeTcB0Y_Ga9FFeZjP8hn2odOg82JENZ9h2UM3R_dla_jIm28aPKkvrV29Sfv_Yi5en-pImhyphenhyphenNfTmWf_XgYA70zd5fO5hlv3EmfqyZE-oE2yhamQ/s72-c/A!.jpg" height="72" width="72"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24918723.post-982620859724127569</id><published>2013-03-09T15:36:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2013-03-09T19:20:29.317-08:00</updated><title type='text'>SUN, MON, March 10, 11, 2013</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;
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1617. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>OMMMMMM</b> -- A study commissioned by Meet at the airport dot com found that Orlando's International Airport lounge is the most fertile ground for those seeking to hook up.  In the study, 64% of the participants scored while the remaining 36% were approached by, and became, a Hari Krishna.</span></span><br />
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1625. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>MANE MEAL</b> -- Waking from the worst fast food company's nightmare, <span style="font-size: large;">traces</span> of horse meat have been found in Taco Bell's tacos.   The discovery was made by pure luck when someone noticed that customers who regularly ordered tacos often requested a cube of sugar with them.</span></span><br />
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1633. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>STOP PAYMENT -</b>- People were shocked when a Texas sperm donor sued the bank for causing his d<span style="font-size: large;">eposit</span> to reach the wrong girl.  Happens quite frequently actually, but usually the girl is your ex-wife who got the house, the car, and custody of the kid.</span></span><br />
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1641. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /><b>DIAMOND LANE</b> -- Lindsay Lohan has signed for a part on Charlie Sheen's TV series "Anger Management."  Should work out beautifully.  They can carpool to from a club to make their 7 am makeup and hair call.</span></span><br />
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1649. <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>THOU SHALT SELL</b> -- The History Channel's Bible series clobbered <span style="font-size: large;">its</span> competition.  Did get a little weird, though.  In keeping with the new trend to integrate commercials within the stories themselves, when God gave Moses the Ten Commandments the tablets had Apple logos on them.</span></span><br />
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