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<title>How to fix Star Ocean: The Divine Force</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Are you one of those unlucky PC players like me suffering from horrible lag and stuttering? Suffer no more with this quick tutorial!   Honestly, Star Ocean has had a rocky history. The first two games were great. The third is regarded as one of the best PS2 RPGs (if the map completion didn’t give ... <a title="How to fix Star Ocean: The Divine Force" class="read-more" href="https://www.crymore.net/2022/11/20/how-to-fix-star-ocean-the-divine-force/" aria-label="More on How to fix Star Ocean: The Divine Force">Read more</a>]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Are you one of those unlucky PC players like me suffering from horrible lag and stuttering? Suffer no more with this quick tutorial!</p>
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<p>Honestly, Star Ocean has had a rocky history. The first two games were great. The third is regarded as one of the best PS2 RPGs (if the map completion didn’t give you anxiety), but then things went downhill because Lymle just wanted some Nappy Time, kay?</p>
<p> </p>
<p><iframe title="Star Ocean 4 - Personal Action 06 "Edge & Lymle ~ Nappy Time"" width="1275" height="717" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/kNauq6_9iP0?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
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<p>So I wasn’t too hyped about a new Star Ocean, but at the same time, it’s still a long-running JRPG series. Of course I’m going to play it.</p>
<p>Unfortunately, the game froze and stuck and lagged horribly. I spent more time waiting for the game than actually playing the game. Want to destroy a pot? Press 4 to swing your sword, wait 15 seconds while the game freezes, and then like magic, the pot is broken!</p>
<p>Yeah. I couldn’t do it. Thankfully, I found a solution, so I wanted to share it with all of my besties here at Crymore!</p>
<p>Step 1:</p>
<p><img data-recalc-dims="1" fetchpriority="high" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74692" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/so1.png?resize=640%2C347&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="347" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/so1.png?resize=640%2C347&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/so1.png?resize=300%2C163&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/so1.png?resize=768%2C416&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/so1.png?resize=1536%2C832&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/so1.png?w=1920&ssl=1 1920w" sizes="(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></p>
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<p>Step 2:</p>
<p><img data-recalc-dims="1" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74693" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/so2.png?resize=640%2C347&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="347" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/so2.png?resize=640%2C347&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/so2.png?resize=300%2C163&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/so2.png?resize=768%2C416&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/so2.png?resize=1536%2C832&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/so2.png?w=1920&ssl=1 1920w" sizes="(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></p>
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<p>Step 3:</p>
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<p> </p>
<p>You’re welcome.</p>
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<title>One Piece Film Red Was Fucking Incredible</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2022 04:23:32 +0000</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[This is a professional review. Note that Film Red is purely fanservice. Do NOT watch this unless you’re at least almost done with the Whole Cake Island Saga. You can, however, still read this review; the only thing you’ll be spoiled by is my caressmatic writing.   I’ll Stare Directly in the Mirror but Never ... <a title="One Piece Film Red Was Fucking Incredible" class="read-more" href="https://www.crymore.net/2022/11/06/one-piece-film-red-was-fucking-incredible/" aria-label="More on One Piece Film Red Was Fucking Incredible">Read more</a>]]></description>
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<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Warning_by_hiruno-ushiro.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74674" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Warning_by_hiruno-ushiro.jpg?resize=640%2C379&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="379" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Warning_by_hiruno-ushiro.jpg?resize=640%2C379&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Warning_by_hiruno-ushiro.jpg?resize=300%2C177&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Warning_by_hiruno-ushiro.jpg?resize=768%2C454&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Warning_by_hiruno-ushiro.jpg?resize=1536%2C909&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Warning_by_hiruno-ushiro.jpg?w=1731&ssl=1 1731w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<p>Note that Film Red is purely fanservice. Do NOT watch this unless you’re at least almost done with the Whole Cake Island Saga. You <em>can</em>, however, still read this review; the only thing you’ll be spoiled by is my caressmatic writing.</p>
<p> </p>
<h2><strong>I’ll Stare Directly in the Mirror but Never at the Sun</strong></h2>
<figure id="attachment_74662" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74662" style="width: 287px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Uta_by_umemaro.png?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="size-large wp-image-74662" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Uta_by_umemaro.png?resize=297%2C420&ssl=1" alt="" width="297" height="420" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Uta_by_umemaro.png?resize=297%2C420&ssl=1 297w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Uta_by_umemaro.png?resize=212%2C300&ssl=1 212w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Uta_by_umemaro.png?resize=768%2C1085&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Uta_by_umemaro.png?w=941&ssl=1 941w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 297px) 100vw, 297px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74662" class="wp-caption-text">That’s what the hat is for.</figcaption></figure>
<p>The audio was fantastic, so just throw on headphones when you pirate it.</p>
<p>That’s the entirety of the movie review, but I did happen to copy over a few notes from my experience…</p>
<p> </p>
<h2><strong>Dubs v. Subs: La Experiencia</strong></h2>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Uta_by_yotsumi-shiro.png?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74664" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Uta_by_yotsumi-shiro.png?resize=297%2C420&ssl=1" alt="" width="297" height="420" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Uta_by_yotsumi-shiro.png?resize=297%2C420&ssl=1 297w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Uta_by_yotsumi-shiro.png?resize=212%2C300&ssl=1 212w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Uta_by_yotsumi-shiro.png?w=759&ssl=1 759w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 297px) 100vw, 297px" /></a></p>
<p>Unveiling the depths of my sagacity, I decided to watch the dubbed version at my theater, under the assumption that no one would be there.</p>
<figure id="attachment_74688" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74688" style="width: 630px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Suzume_PV.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="size-large wp-image-74688" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Suzume_PV.jpg?resize=640%2C327&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="327" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Suzume_PV.jpg?resize=640%2C327&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Suzume_PV.jpg?resize=300%2C153&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Suzume_PV.jpg?resize=768%2C392&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Suzume_PV.jpg?w=1330&ssl=1 1330w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74688" class="wp-caption-text">And also because theaters cannot into subtitles, as seen in this trailer of Shinkai’s newest schlock.</figcaption></figure>
<p>Unfortunately, I was not in a sober-enough state to confirm that I truly was alone in the theater room. Once the credits rolled, and I ran out of salted napkins to cry into, I realized that all my <del>autistic</del> incredibly valid reactions to the key moments in the film had not gone unnoticed.</p>
<p>…At least, judging by some of the shocked looks as I left the room, from the normie scum what pass for weebs these days.</p>
<figure id="attachment_74667" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74667" style="width: 550px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Uta_by_fpminnie1.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="wp-image-74667 size-large" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Uta_by_fpminnie1.jpg?resize=560%2C420&ssl=1" alt="" width="560" height="420" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Uta_by_fpminnie1.jpg?resize=560%2C420&ssl=1 560w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Uta_by_fpminnie1.jpg?resize=300%2C225&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Uta_by_fpminnie1.jpg?resize=768%2C576&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Uta_by_fpminnie1.jpg?resize=1536%2C1152&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Uta_by_fpminnie1.jpg?w=1937&ssl=1 1937w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 560px) 100vw, 560px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74667" class="wp-caption-text">I regret nothing, and fuck them for not having souls.</figcaption></figure>
<p> </p>
<h2><strong>Let’s Talk About Dubbed Anime</strong></h2>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Uta_by_chuuut0r0.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74669" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Uta_by_chuuut0r0.jpg?resize=492%2C420&ssl=1" alt="" width="492" height="420" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Uta_by_chuuut0r0.jpg?resize=492%2C420&ssl=1 492w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Uta_by_chuuut0r0.jpg?resize=300%2C256&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Uta_by_chuuut0r0.jpg?resize=768%2C656&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Uta_by_chuuut0r0.jpg?resize=1536%2C1312&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Uta_by_chuuut0r0.jpg?w=1818&ssl=1 1818w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 492px) 100vw, 492px" /></a></p>
<p>Dubbed anime fucking sucks, and One Piece is no exception. I could tolerate Zorlo’s voice actor to some degree, but everyone else had me thinking maybe American VA’s <em>shouldn’t</em> all speak English as a second language.</p>
<p>Thankfully, English studios now recognize that their “talents” are so fucking incompetent that they can’t even handle basic fucking karaoke, so all the Uta uta’ing was in Japanese. And thank Haruhi for it, because the soundtrack is a banger.</p>
<p><iframe title="Spotify Embed: UTA&apos;S SONGS ONE PIECE FILM RED" style="border-radius: 12px" width="100%" height="380" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen allow="autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; fullscreen; picture-in-picture" loading="lazy" src="https://open.spotify.com/embed/album/7Ixqxq13tWhrbnIabk3172?si=L3-kAhXMSRyt-a-rBZTEoA&utm_source=oembed"></iframe></p>
<p>That’s actually all I want to touch on in this section: fuck English VAs, and their crimes against my ears make me wish Hammurabi was running things today.</p>
<p> </p>
<h2><strong>Uta</strong></h2>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Uta_by_Mitsu.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74655" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Uta_by_Mitsu.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Uta_by_Mitsu.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Uta_by_Mitsu.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Uta_by_Mitsu.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Uta_by_Mitsu.jpg?w=1100&ssl=1 1100w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<p>Women make up 50% of the population. If it were up to me, we’d cut the count by 70% and strap the remainder into milking machines to give the cows a break.</p>
<figure id="attachment_74665" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74665" style="width: 204px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/uta_by_scottie.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="size-large wp-image-74665" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/uta_by_scottie.jpg?resize=214%2C420&ssl=1" alt="" width="214" height="420" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/uta_by_scottie.jpg?resize=214%2C420&ssl=1 214w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/uta_by_scottie.jpg?resize=153%2C300&ssl=1 153w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/uta_by_scottie.jpg?w=581&ssl=1 581w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 214px) 100vw, 214px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74665" class="wp-caption-text">I’m not a faggot, I just owe the vegans a favor for inventing cauliflower. And also femboys are great.</figcaption></figure>
<p>Uta singlehandedly redeems the entire gender. Like, now I have to rewatch Denpa-teki na Kanojo to see whether the camerafan or the everlasting onahole have to get the boot to make room for the girl in my top 5.</p>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Top5MAL.png?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-74648" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Top5MAL.png?resize=401%2C151&ssl=1" alt="" width="401" height="151" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Top5MAL.png?w=401&ssl=1 401w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Top5MAL.png?resize=300%2C113&ssl=1 300w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 401px) 100vw, 401px" /></a></p>
<p>I dunno, may have to rewatch this shit sober, but I trust Drunk_Sage on most things.</p>
<p> </p>
<h2><strong>The Pregame</strong></h2>
<p>Remember how I said I arrived to the theater drunk, stumbling, and making the concession stand lady uncomfortable by forcing her to ring up my multiple cocktails in separate transactions cuz policy states ‘one drink per order’?</p>
<p>Yeah?</p>
<p>Well you have fucking TGI Friday’s to thank for that. This is now a TGI Friday’s review.</p>
<figure id="attachment_74666" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74666" style="width: 288px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Uta_by_uni-sipp022.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="size-large wp-image-74666" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Uta_by_uni-sipp022.jpg?resize=298%2C420&ssl=1" alt="" width="298" height="420" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Uta_by_uni-sipp022.jpg?resize=298%2C420&ssl=1 298w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Uta_by_uni-sipp022.jpg?resize=213%2C300&ssl=1 213w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Uta_by_uni-sipp022.jpg?resize=768%2C1084&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Uta_by_uni-sipp022.jpg?resize=1088%2C1536&ssl=1 1088w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Uta_by_uni-sipp022.jpg?w=1451&ssl=1 1451w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 298px) 100vw, 298px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74666" class="wp-caption-text">And calm down, wagies. Everything I say here is based in fact, but I fucking tip fat.</figcaption></figure>
<p> </p>
<h2><strong>TGI Friday’s</strong></h2>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/gokou-ruri-TGI-Fridays_by_suzumeko.png?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74671" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/gokou-ruri-TGI-Fridays_by_suzumeko.png?resize=301%2C420&ssl=1" alt="" width="301" height="420" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/gokou-ruri-TGI-Fridays_by_suzumeko.png?resize=301%2C420&ssl=1 301w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/gokou-ruri-TGI-Fridays_by_suzumeko.png?resize=215%2C300&ssl=1 215w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/gokou-ruri-TGI-Fridays_by_suzumeko.png?resize=768%2C1072&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/gokou-ruri-TGI-Fridays_by_suzumeko.png?w=1000&ssl=1 1000w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 301px) 100vw, 301px" /></a></p>
<p>Fuck TGI Friday’s (and fuck Ruri). Their liquor is legally liquor, and that’s all the good I can say about that place. Like holy fuck, when I order a triple-combo of wings with BBQ, “dragon glaze”, and “blaze it”… and I have to drag my fucking napkin across the wings to verify they even sauced them because they all taste the fucking same… No, fuck that. I deserve better.</p>
<figure id="attachment_74678" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74678" style="width: 555px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Applebees.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="size-large wp-image-74678" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Applebees.jpg?resize=565%2C420&ssl=1" alt="" width="565" height="420" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Applebees.jpg?resize=565%2C420&ssl=1 565w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Applebees.jpg?resize=300%2C223&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Applebees.jpg?resize=768%2C571&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Applebees.jpg?w=1000&ssl=1 1000w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 565px) 100vw, 565px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74678" class="wp-caption-text">And I got better, with an American snack for one<img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/15.0.3/72x72/2122.png" alt="™" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" />.</figcaption></figure>
<p> </p>
<h2><strong>Back to the Movie… Theater</strong></h2>
<p>After spending 3 hours pregaming, I thought I’d try out the RunPee app for the meme, cuz who doesn’t want to know when to sneak off for some get off?</p>
<p>Yet all I saw was this:</p>
<figure id="attachment_74656" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74656" style="width: 351px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/RunPee_Sucks_Stale_Piss.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="wp-image-74656 size-large" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/RunPee_Sucks_Stale_Piss.jpg?resize=361%2C420&ssl=1" alt="" width="361" height="420" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/RunPee_Sucks_Stale_Piss.jpg?resize=361%2C420&ssl=1 361w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/RunPee_Sucks_Stale_Piss.jpg?resize=258%2C300&ssl=1 258w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/RunPee_Sucks_Stale_Piss.jpg?resize=768%2C894&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/RunPee_Sucks_Stale_Piss.jpg?w=1080&ssl=1 1080w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 361px) 100vw, 361px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74656" class="wp-caption-text">Fuck this fucking dipshit.</figcaption></figure>
<p>Dan Gardner, I hope you choke on your dead dad’s dick, you illiterate, emaciated fuck. Can you even guess how fucking loaded my bladder was by the time I finished my third long island?!</p>
<p>Thank god the floors were carpeted enough so I didn’t slip while getting up. Less classy theaters would not afford their clients that luxury.</p>
<p> </p>
<h2><strong>Back to TGI Friday’s</strong></h2>
<p>If the food sucks so fucking much, why are there TGI Friday’s appetizers <em>still</em> lining frozen section shelves? Honestly, I feel I was baited into giving the place a shot since it still had a prominent brand image in grocery stores and Office Space reruns. How could my local Piggly Wiggly let me down?!</p>
<figure id="attachment_74672" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74672" style="width: 482px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/pig_by_harada-midori.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="size-full wp-image-74672" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/pig_by_harada-midori.jpg?resize=492%2C285&ssl=1" alt="" width="492" height="285" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/pig_by_harada-midori.jpg?w=492&ssl=1 492w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/pig_by_harada-midori.jpg?resize=300%2C174&ssl=1 300w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 492px) 100vw, 492px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74672" class="wp-caption-text">Perhaps capitalism sucks after all.</figcaption></figure>
<p> </p>
<h1><strong>tl;dr</strong></h1>
<p>Chipotle is still the top restaurant in the game. Go there instead of TGI Friday’s; just bring a flask.</p>
<p>And also, watch One Piece Film Red if you’ve somehow managed to remain current on the series, yet still have good taste in anime. There’s probably a dozen of us.</p>
<p>Everyone else with a movie itch to scratch should just watch Kokoro ga Sakebitagatterunda or Colorful for some good standalone shit. I’d recommend more, but nearly all anime kinos suck. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯</p>
<figure id="attachment_74659" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74659" style="width: 584px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Uta_by_gu-li-scaled.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="size-large wp-image-74659" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Uta_by_gu-li.jpg?resize=594%2C420&ssl=1" alt="" width="594" height="420" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Uta_by_gu-li-scaled.jpg?resize=594%2C420&ssl=1 594w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Uta_by_gu-li-scaled.jpg?resize=300%2C212&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Uta_by_gu-li-scaled.jpg?resize=768%2C543&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Uta_by_gu-li-scaled.jpg?resize=1536%2C1086&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Uta_by_gu-li-scaled.jpg?resize=2048%2C1448&ssl=1 2048w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Uta_by_gu-li-scaled.jpg?w=2550&ssl=1 2550w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 594px) 100vw, 594px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74659" class="wp-caption-text">One Piece Film Red: <strong>10/10</strong></figcaption></figure>
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<title>Anime Conventions and You: Sad Girls to the Front</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Been a minute. I wrote this article like 15 times before I realized what I actually wanted to write about was cons in general. Then after I finished writing most of this post, I realized I already fucking did that shit back in 2013. Anime Conventions: A Guide of Sorts – Part 1 Anime Conventions: ... <a title="Anime Conventions and You: Sad Girls to the Front" class="read-more" href="https://www.crymore.net/2022/08/14/anime-conventions-and-you-sad-girls-to-the-front/" aria-label="More on Anime Conventions and You: Sad Girls to the Front">Read more</a>]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Been a minute.</p>
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<p>I wrote this article like 15 times before I realized what I <em>actually</em> wanted to write about was cons in general. Then after I finished writing most of <span style="text-decoration: underline;">this</span> post, I realized I already fucking did that shit back in 2013.</p>
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<p>My writing may be timeless, but I’ve matured as a person since those dark days, and the content that follows will accordingly reflect my more refined views on life, love, and our dear otaku culture.</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h2><strong>Con Choice: What Con Should I Go To?</strong></h2>
<figure id="attachment_74619" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74619" style="width: 326px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Tokoro_Megumi_at_Angkor_Wat_by_annindoufu.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="size-large wp-image-74619" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Tokoro_Megumi_at_Angkor_Wat_by_annindoufu.jpg?resize=336%2C420&ssl=1" alt="" width="336" height="420" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Tokoro_Megumi_at_Angkor_Wat_by_annindoufu.jpg?resize=336%2C420&ssl=1 336w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Tokoro_Megumi_at_Angkor_Wat_by_annindoufu.jpg?resize=240%2C300&ssl=1 240w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Tokoro_Megumi_at_Angkor_Wat_by_annindoufu.jpg?w=640&ssl=1 640w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 336px) 100vw, 336px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74619" class="wp-caption-text">Right Guard will not help you here.</figcaption></figure>
<p>Here are a few considerations:</p>
<p> </p>
<p><strong>They Call It the Crx Shuffle</strong></p>
<p>Generally, the more sexual assault allegations a con’s founder and its guests have, the better the con will be. And, honestly, if you’re gonna get raped by someone, it may as well be someone who can get you access to Dealers’ Hall before the disposable masses get their chance.</p>
<figure id="attachment_74594" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74594" style="width: 346px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Anime_Matsuri.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="size-full wp-image-74594" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Anime_Matsuri.jpg?resize=356%2C121&ssl=1" alt="" width="356" height="121" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Anime_Matsuri.jpg?w=356&ssl=1 356w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Anime_Matsuri.jpg?resize=300%2C102&ssl=1 300w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 356px) 100vw, 356px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74594" class="wp-caption-text">2023, anyone?</figcaption></figure>
<p> </p>
<p><strong>Attendance Count</strong></p>
<p>I’ve found the sweet spot to be 12,000-29,409. Any fewer and walkcon gets boring, any more and you’ll start fomenting political theories that the Feds will definitely have a problem with.</p>
<figure id="attachment_74590" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74590" style="width: 287px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/fbi_by_jpc.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="wp-image-74590 size-large" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/fbi_by_jpc.jpg?resize=297%2C420&ssl=1" alt="" width="297" height="420" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/fbi_by_jpc.jpg?resize=297%2C420&ssl=1 297w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/fbi_by_jpc.jpg?resize=212%2C300&ssl=1 212w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/fbi_by_jpc.jpg?resize=768%2C1086&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/fbi_by_jpc.jpg?w=1000&ssl=1 1000w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 297px) 100vw, 297px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74590" class="wp-caption-text">UwU, kawaii desu ne! Plz shoot my dog, senpai! <img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/15.0.3/72x72/1f970.png" alt="🥰" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" />^^<img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/15.0.3/72x72/1f970.png" alt="🥰" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /></figcaption></figure>
<p> </p>
<p><strong>Location: Choose a Good One<br />
</strong></p>
<p>Going to the con proper should always be <em>an</em> option, not <em>the</em> option. Treat the con as a backdrop, otherwise you’ll get burnt out by all the stupid fucking nerds doing their stupid fucking nerd shit.</p>
<figure id="attachment_74588" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74588" style="width: 550px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/oratory_no_susume_indeed.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="size-large wp-image-74588" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/oratory_no_susume_indeed.jpg?resize=560%2C420&ssl=1" alt="" width="560" height="420" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/oratory_no_susume_indeed.jpg?resize=560%2C420&ssl=1 560w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/oratory_no_susume_indeed.jpg?resize=300%2C225&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/oratory_no_susume_indeed.jpg?resize=768%2C576&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/oratory_no_susume_indeed.jpg?w=1024&ssl=1 1024w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 560px) 100vw, 560px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74588" class="wp-caption-text">The 4chan degens have it right. (Cr: <a href="https://twitter.com/Ceeili">@Ceeili</a>, Otakuthon 2022)</figcaption></figure>
<p>Getting blackout drunk at fancy restaurants, shoplifting from MAC, picking fights at mahjong parlors… Whatever it is, make sure you have <em>something</em> interesting to do as an alternative to hanging around a bunch of slow-moving, socially maladjusted dweebs 24/7.</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h2><strong>Once You’ve Chosen a Con…</strong></h2>
<figure id="attachment_74601" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74601" style="width: 340px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/identity_v_by_tendenbarabara.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="size-large wp-image-74601" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/identity_v_by_tendenbarabara.jpg?resize=350%2C420&ssl=1" alt="" width="350" height="420" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/identity_v_by_tendenbarabara.jpg?resize=350%2C420&ssl=1 350w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/identity_v_by_tendenbarabara.jpg?resize=250%2C300&ssl=1 250w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/identity_v_by_tendenbarabara.jpg?resize=768%2C922&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/identity_v_by_tendenbarabara.jpg?resize=1280%2C1536&ssl=1 1280w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/identity_v_by_tendenbarabara.jpg?w=1500&ssl=1 1500w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74601" class="wp-caption-text">Take notes.</figcaption></figure>
<p>Here are some general guidelines. Pro-tips, if you will:</p>
<p> </p>
<p><strong>Go With Friends</strong></p>
<p>Do not go to a con if it will mean going by yourself. I’ve done it, but that’s because I’ve usually been able to find someone who is on the same page about how fucking awesome I am. If you aren’t me, the odds of this happening are much lower.</p>
<figure id="attachment_74603" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74603" style="width: 285px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Kirsch_vermillion.webp?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="size-large wp-image-74603" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Kirsch_vermillion.webp?resize=295%2C420&ssl=1" alt="" width="295" height="420" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Kirsch_vermillion.webp?resize=295%2C420&ssl=1 295w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Kirsch_vermillion.webp?resize=211%2C300&ssl=1 211w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Kirsch_vermillion.webp?w=350&ssl=1 350w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 295px) 100vw, 295px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74603" class="wp-caption-text">Sometimes it’s hard being this pretty.</figcaption></figure>
<p>In terms of friend count, I have yet to find a hard upper limit, but life is basically just kusoge Persona, so budget your time accordingly.</p>
<p> </p>
<p><strong>Lodging</strong></p>
<p>I don’t give a shit if you’ll have to eat ramen for a year after, the closer to the con you are, the better a time you’ll have.</p>
<figure id="attachment_74607" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74607" style="width: 326px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Chainsaw_Man_by_uzura-1.png?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="size-large wp-image-74607" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Chainsaw_Man_by_uzura-1.png?resize=336%2C420&ssl=1" alt="" width="336" height="420" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Chainsaw_Man_by_uzura-1.png?resize=336%2C420&ssl=1 336w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Chainsaw_Man_by_uzura-1.png?resize=240%2C300&ssl=1 240w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Chainsaw_Man_by_uzura-1.png?resize=768%2C960&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Chainsaw_Man_by_uzura-1.png?w=1000&ssl=1 1000w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 336px) 100vw, 336px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74607" class="wp-caption-text">The first time you get dropped off at the con center and realize you left your badge in your room is the last time you’ll tolerate living like a poor person.</figcaption></figure>
<p>I realize not everyone has a ~comfy~ job, so I will concede that sharing beds to save cash is acceptable (and common).</p>
<p>Try to do so with people you know.</p>
<p> </p>
<p><strong>Be a Bully</strong></p>
<p>If you see a comic-con transplant, it is your duty to make them feel as uncomfortable as possible. Don’t feed invasive species.</p>
<figure id="attachment_74604" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74604" style="width: 400px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Gatekeeper_by_770431.png?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="wp-image-74604" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Gatekeeper_by_770431.png?resize=410%2C620&ssl=1" alt="" width="410" height="620" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Gatekeeper_by_770431.png?w=1057&ssl=1 1057w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Gatekeeper_by_770431.png?resize=199%2C300&ssl=1 199w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Gatekeeper_by_770431.png?resize=278%2C420&ssl=1 278w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Gatekeeper_by_770431.png?resize=768%2C1160&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Gatekeeper_by_770431.png?resize=1017%2C1536&ssl=1 1017w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 410px) 100vw, 410px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74604" class="wp-caption-text">90% of the weebfestation problems we’re dealing with now are because we didn’t gatekeep the fandom hard enough.</figcaption></figure>
<p> </p>
<p><strong>Premium Passes</strong></p>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Million_Arthur_by_Yitsune_Melody.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74611" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Million_Arthur_by_Yitsune_Melody.jpg?resize=594%2C420&ssl=1" alt="" width="594" height="420" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Million_Arthur_by_Yitsune_Melody.jpg?resize=594%2C420&ssl=1 594w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Million_Arthur_by_Yitsune_Melody.jpg?resize=300%2C212&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Million_Arthur_by_Yitsune_Melody.jpg?resize=768%2C543&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Million_Arthur_by_Yitsune_Melody.jpg?w=877&ssl=1 877w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 594px) 100vw, 594px" /></a></p>
<p>These things are 100% worth it because you get to look down on the poors and steal their spots in line. IRL p2w dlc.</p>
<p> </p>
<p><strong>Don’t Meet Up With New/Old Friends at a Panel, Duh</strong></p>
<p>You’re going to want a place you can talk/catch-up, and you can’t really do that while some guy with a “cosplay is not consent” face tattoo is sperging off about a topic that by all rights <em>should</em> have been interesting, but is instead being presented by the human equivalent of a Taliban rape dungeon.</p>
<p>This is definitely not something I have learned from experience, as all decisions I have ever made are kanpeki in nature.</p>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/yuni_by_sumeragi.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74612" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/yuni_by_sumeragi.jpg?resize=280%2C420&ssl=1" alt="" width="280" height="420" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/yuni_by_sumeragi.jpg?resize=280%2C420&ssl=1 280w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/yuni_by_sumeragi.jpg?resize=200%2C300&ssl=1 200w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/yuni_by_sumeragi.jpg?w=640&ssl=1 640w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 280px) 100vw, 280px" /></a></p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h2><strong>What Panels/Events Should You Go To?</strong></h2>
<p><strong>Run:</strong></p>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/tatara_kogasa_by_parasite-oyatsu.png?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74616" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/tatara_kogasa_by_parasite-oyatsu.png?resize=420%2C420&ssl=1" alt="" width="420" height="420" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/tatara_kogasa_by_parasite-oyatsu.png?resize=420%2C420&ssl=1 420w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/tatara_kogasa_by_parasite-oyatsu.png?resize=300%2C300&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/tatara_kogasa_by_parasite-oyatsu.png?resize=150%2C150&ssl=1 150w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/tatara_kogasa_by_parasite-oyatsu.png?resize=768%2C768&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/tatara_kogasa_by_parasite-oyatsu.png?w=1280&ssl=1 1280w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px" /></a></p>
<ul>
<li><strong>Open Mic Karaoke/Idol Contest/Etc.</strong>
<ul>
<li>I mainly go to these things to make fun of the performers while I’m drunk.
<ul>
<li>If <em>you</em> want to perform, you can avoid being heckled by being good. Failing that, be earnest. Honest effort is more valuable than results, to me at least. And isn’t that what matters most?</li>
</ul>
</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li><strong>The Touhou Orgy</strong>
<ul>
<li>Every con has one, and they’re always a bottomhugging blast.</li>
<li>Remember to bring some dark plastic bags and zip ties so you don’t have to see your partners’ faces, and you can ensure they never see yours.</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li><strong>Ball-Jointed Doll Meet-up</strong>
<ul>
<li>If you’re a weird girl that thinks rolling in hay is a proper substitute for deodorant, this one’s for you.
<ul>
<li>And I mean “rolling in hay” in the literal sense, because… lol, have you seen these chicks?</li>
</ul>
</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li><strong>Dealers’ Hall/Artists’ Alley</strong>
<ul>
<li>I don’t give a single solitary fuck about Dealers’, but this is always a big draw for people who have never heard of ordering shit online. IDK, have fun? Most people do.</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li><strong>Game Show Panels</strong>
<ul>
<li>These are always a blast. Go drunk.</li>
</ul>
</li>
</ul>
<p> </p>
<p><strong>Don’t Go:</strong></p>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Convention_Cosplay_by_urasuji-samurai.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74605" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Convention_Cosplay_by_urasuji-samurai.jpg?resize=333%2C420&ssl=1" alt="" width="333" height="420" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Convention_Cosplay_by_urasuji-samurai.jpg?resize=333%2C420&ssl=1 333w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Convention_Cosplay_by_urasuji-samurai.jpg?resize=238%2C300&ssl=1 238w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Convention_Cosplay_by_urasuji-samurai.jpg?resize=768%2C968&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Convention_Cosplay_by_urasuji-samurai.jpg?w=1200&ssl=1 1200w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 333px) 100vw, 333px" /></a></p>
<ul>
<li><strong>Cosplay Masquerade/Burlesque Show</strong>
<ul>
<li>I usually get access to front row seats at main events, and even the constant upskirts don’t make these worthy of consideration. (But if you get kicked out of your hotel and need a place to nap for a bit, these “events” are an all right option.)</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li><strong>Opening Ceremonies</strong>
<ul>
<li>Instead of letting a bunch of losers tell you what the con is going to be like, you should just go out and experience it.</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li><strong>Manga Library/Anime Screening Rooms</strong>
<ul>
<li>These are basically a last resort for killing time at the con, and if that’s the spot you’re in, you’ve already lost. Try again next year.</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li><strong>Weapons Check</strong>
<ul>
<li>Don’t let the patriarchy keep you from having an authentic cosplay experience.</li>
</ul>
</li>
</ul>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Revy_by_yoshio-scaled.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone wp-image-74623" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Revy_by_yoshio-scaled.jpg?resize=500%2C707&ssl=1" alt="" width="500" height="707" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Revy_by_yoshio-scaled.jpg?w=1810&ssl=1 1810w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Revy_by_yoshio-scaled.jpg?resize=212%2C300&ssl=1 212w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Revy_by_yoshio-scaled.jpg?resize=297%2C420&ssl=1 297w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Revy_by_yoshio-scaled.jpg?resize=768%2C1086&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Revy_by_yoshio-scaled.jpg?resize=1086%2C1536&ssl=1 1086w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Revy_by_yoshio-scaled.jpg?resize=1448%2C2048&ssl=1 1448w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px" /></a></p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h2><strong>But… Otakuthon 2022?</strong></h2>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Convention_by_komadori.png?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74617" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Convention_by_komadori.png?resize=344%2C420&ssl=1" alt="" width="344" height="420" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Convention_by_komadori.png?resize=344%2C420&ssl=1 344w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Convention_by_komadori.png?resize=245%2C300&ssl=1 245w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Convention_by_komadori.png?w=450&ssl=1 450w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 344px) 100vw, 344px" /></a></p>
<p>Okay, fine. This year’s Otakuthon was good. Otakuthon is always good.</p>
<p><strong>Main crew:</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="https://twitter.com/MeatBeast4">@MeatBeast4</a>, the autistic furry.</li>
<li>WebsTheWeb aka “Matt”, fun fact: his real name isn’t even Matt… or WebsTheWeb for that matter.</li>
<li><a href="https://twitter.com/shcboomer">@shcboomer</a>, he gives it to ’em, what can I say?
<ul>
<li>If you’re reading this, he’s been doing a write-up I’ll link here when complete.</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li><a href="https://twitter.com/lunr_sama">@lunr_sama</a>, King of Idols & my kokoro~</li>
<li><a href="https://twitter.com/HikageKyun">@HikageKyun</a>, moshi moshi based department? (Dude’s an incredibly good person. Ladies, plz marry.)</li>
<li><a href="https://twitter.com/dbx10">@dbx10</a>, keep him away from women and life is good.</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Guest appearances (although I suppose <em>I</em> was the guest appearance to them):</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>The 4chan crew (depending on the moment there were like 10-20 of them, I remember a lot of names and tags, but let’s keep things anonymous for multiple reasons).
<ul>
<li>I really do love these degenerates <strong><span style="color: #ff0000;"><3</span></strong></li>
</ul>
</li>
<li>Whoever sucked my dick for ten minutes in the glory hole at Bar Pamplemousse while I played COLORS by FLOW on repeat, you the real MVP.
<ul>
<li>Monkeypox is temporary, Zero Requiem is eternal (otherwise, what was the point of the series?).</li>
</ul>
</li>
</ul>
<p> </p>
<p><strong>Better:</strong></p>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/revolving_door_by_eiri.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74609" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/revolving_door_by_eiri.jpg?resize=298%2C420&ssl=1" alt="" width="298" height="420" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/revolving_door_by_eiri.jpg?resize=298%2C420&ssl=1 298w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/revolving_door_by_eiri.jpg?resize=213%2C300&ssl=1 213w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/revolving_door_by_eiri.jpg?w=502&ssl=1 502w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 298px) 100vw, 298px" /></a></p>
<ul>
<li>Canadian doors have somewhat improved over the past few years under Justin Trudeau’s wise guidance.</li>
<li>Inflation is so high that money no longer means anything. \o/</li>
<li>It was quite fucking easy to sneak into Dealers’ early this year.</li>
<li>My style game was on-fucking-point.</li>
<li>The bathtub pizza was better than expected.
<ul>
<li><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Bathtub_Pizza.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74630" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Bathtub_Pizza.jpg?resize=640%2C333&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="333" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Bathtub_Pizza.jpg?resize=640%2C333&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Bathtub_Pizza.jpg?resize=300%2C156&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Bathtub_Pizza.jpg?resize=768%2C399&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Bathtub_Pizza.jpg?resize=1536%2C799&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Bathtub_Pizza.jpg?w=1896&ssl=1 1896w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></li>
</ul>
</li>
</ul>
<p> </p>
<p><strong>Worse:</strong></p>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/AW-chan_by_moai.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74608" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/AW-chan_by_moai.jpg?resize=297%2C420&ssl=1" alt="" width="297" height="420" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/AW-chan_by_moai.jpg?resize=297%2C420&ssl=1 297w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/AW-chan_by_moai.jpg?resize=212%2C300&ssl=1 212w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/AW-chan_by_moai.jpg?resize=768%2C1085&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/AW-chan_by_moai.jpg?resize=1087%2C1536&ssl=1 1087w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/AW-chan_by_moai.jpg?w=1241&ssl=1 1241w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 297px) 100vw, 297px" /></a></p>
<ul>
<li>Hotto Doggu shutting down forced us to eat at the Desjardens food court, and all their menus are in those incomprehensible Frenchrunes so I had to eat fucking A&W <em>twice</em>.</li>
<li>A bottle of Hennessy is fucking $70? The fuck is that douche canoe Trudeau thinking?!</li>
<li>Over the con, Bridget was revealed to be canonically trans, which means all that “girldick” I was masturbating to actually <em>was</em> girldick, and I’m still going through an identity crisis over it.</li>
<li>Genshin Impact and vtubers suddenly exist???
<ul>
<li>I really hate vtubers, to the point one of my original drafts for this post was me just going off on my friend who literally spent two hours whingeing at me about not being able to get some stupid traced autograph from one of the Nijisanji sluts, all while I’m playing Groove Coaster and pretending to care, but I don’t care, Matt. I never fucking cared about those devolved forms of gamergurl consluts, and I never fucking will. I am going to fucking strangle you in your sleep, Matt.</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li>My o-tomodachi, Calen, couldn’t make it. ;_;
<ul>
<li>What can I say, I’m a guy who cares about my nakamas. <3</li>
</ul>
</li>
</ul>
<p> </p>
<p>See you 2023?</p>
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<title>Good Music Video Animes (Not Anime Music Videos)</title>
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<description><![CDATA[I watched a few MyAnimeList-recognized music videos, ranked them, and now you get a post. Specifically, I watched 1,370. We can get into MAL in another post, or in the comments if you want. But for the casual person reading this, all you need to know about that statistic is that even if I had ... <a title="Good Music Video Animes (Not Anime Music Videos)" class="read-more" href="https://www.crymore.net/2021/10/06/good-music-video-animes-not-anime-music-videos/" aria-label="More on Good Music Video Animes (Not Anime Music Videos)">Read more</a>]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I watched a few MyAnimeList-recognized music videos, ranked them, and now you get a post.</p>
<p><span id="more-74518"></span></p>
<p>Specifically, I watched 1,370.</p>
<figure id="attachment_74526" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74526" style="width: 470px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/MVs.png?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="size-full wp-image-74526" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/MVs.png?resize=480%2C289&ssl=1" alt="" width="480" height="289" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/MVs.png?w=480&ssl=1 480w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/MVs.png?resize=300%2C181&ssl=1 300w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74526" class="wp-caption-text">And hated most.</figcaption></figure>
<p>We can get into MAL in another post, or in the comments if you want. But for the casual person reading this, all you need to know about that statistic is that even if I had only ever watched music videos, I would still be the greatest anime fan of all time.</p>
<figure id="attachment_74537" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74537" style="width: 518px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/king-yuki_by_nanaponi.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="wp-image-74537" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/king-yuki_by_nanaponi.jpg?resize=528%2C700&ssl=1" alt="" width="528" height="700" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/king-yuki_by_nanaponi.jpg?w=1546&ssl=1 1546w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/king-yuki_by_nanaponi.jpg?resize=226%2C300&ssl=1 226w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/king-yuki_by_nanaponi.jpg?resize=317%2C420&ssl=1 317w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/king-yuki_by_nanaponi.jpg?resize=768%2C1017&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/king-yuki_by_nanaponi.jpg?resize=1160%2C1536&ssl=1 1160w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 528px) 100vw, 528px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74537" class="wp-caption-text">Objective weeb royalty.</figcaption></figure>
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<p> </p>
<h1><strong>Dangerously Based Taste</strong></h1>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/dangerous_uzaki-chan.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone wp-image-74538" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/dangerous_uzaki-chan.jpg?resize=419%2C700&ssl=1" alt="" width="419" height="700" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/dangerous_uzaki-chan.jpg?w=599&ssl=1 599w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/dangerous_uzaki-chan.jpg?resize=180%2C300&ssl=1 180w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/dangerous_uzaki-chan.jpg?resize=252%2C420&ssl=1 252w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 419px) 100vw, 419px" /></a></p>
<p>Music videos and commentary, what more could you want from a post? We’ll skip the stats & analysis cuz that shit’s for nerds. This time the content’s in the curation.</p>
<p> </p>
<p><strong>Note 1:</strong> Turn the CCs on if you want, most of these have subs, although they are -across the board- fucking awful.</p>
<p><strong>Note 2:</strong> Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann: Parallel Works 1 & 2, and Macross F Music Clip Shuu: Nyankuri were a bit too lengthy to be included in this post, but they <em>are</em> worthy of endorsement. Take a trip to your local Nyaa if you’ve got the time.</p>
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<p> </p>
<h1><strong>Nine Outta Tens</strong></h1>
<figure id="attachment_74533" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74533" style="width: 773px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/cirno_by_mogamiya-honu.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="size-full wp-image-74533" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/cirno_by_mogamiya-honu.jpg?resize=783%2C700&ssl=1" alt="" width="783" height="700" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/cirno_by_mogamiya-honu.jpg?w=783&ssl=1 783w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/cirno_by_mogamiya-honu.jpg?resize=300%2C268&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/cirno_by_mogamiya-honu.jpg?resize=470%2C420&ssl=1 470w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/cirno_by_mogamiya-honu.jpg?resize=768%2C687&ssl=1 768w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 783px) 100vw, 783px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74533" class="wp-caption-text">My girl</figcaption></figure>
<p>If you fuck with these, then you can fuck with me.</p>
<p>And if you wanna fuck with me, but don’t fuck with these vids, then feel free to lie to my face about it. <3</p>
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<h2><a href="https://myanimelist.net/anime/42156/Zetsubou_Funsai_Shoujo_%E2%88%9E_Amida">[2020] – Zetsubou Funsai Shoujo ∞ Amida</a></h2>
<p><iframe loading="lazy" title="【モンスターストライク×マッドハウス共同プロジェクト】ショートフィルム 「絶望粉砕少女∞アミダ」Full Ver.【モンスト公式】" width="1275" height="717" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/bG-PxE2hYoA?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>This had a better step-sequence than Eva did. Don’t trust over 30, indeed.</p>
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<h2><a href="https://myanimelist.net/anime/38142/Out_Of_My_Head">[2018] – Out Of My Head</a></h2>
<p><iframe loading="lazy" title="CHVRCHES - Out Of My Head ft. WEDNESDAY CAMPANELLA" width="1275" height="717" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/4w9Zs_OfEgs?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>This is the one music video I’ll give a high score primarily for the music. The animation itself reminds me what you get at (good) raves like at Sakuracon where there’s weeb video to distract you from the sight of other weebs.</p>
<p>Plus the aesthetic? Yeah. Speaking of, I got some sick threads at San Japan’s artist alley from <a href="https://apocalyss.art/">apocalyssart</a>. Figured I’d plug some good stuff while I got the memory for it.</p>
<p><figure id="attachment_74539" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74539" style="width: 515px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/Art.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="size-large wp-image-74539" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/Art.jpg?resize=525%2C420&ssl=1" alt="" width="525" height="420" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/Art.jpg?resize=525%2C420&ssl=1 525w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/Art.jpg?resize=300%2C240&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/Art.jpg?resize=768%2C614&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/Art.jpg?w=1140&ssl=1 1140w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74539" class="wp-caption-text">Ex.</figcaption></figure></p>
<p>One guy in line at her booth asked her if she was from Canada (because that’s where Asians come from these days?), which I think she took quite a bit of offense at. No worries, girl, I can tell a California railworker’s daughter when I see one. <img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/15.0.3/72x72/1f609.png" alt="😉" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /></p>
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<h2><a href="https://myanimelist.net/anime/40410/Ring_no_Seraph">[2019] – Ring no Seraph</a></h2>
<p><iframe loading="lazy" title="初音ミク&鏡音リンのプロレス試合曲『リングの熾天使』実況はKAITO" width="1275" height="717" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/lWuJRRCTHrg?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>I’ve had enough valentina in my life for my love of wrestling to be considered pure-blooded. This is the only good thing to come out of a Vocaloid video, other than Scott.</p>
<p><iframe loading="lazy" title="Domino's App Feat Hatsune Miku [ ORIGINAL FULL VIDEO ]" width="1275" height="717" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/yPuI4l0jK7s?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
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<p> </p>
<h2><a href="https://myanimelist.net/anime/32804/Ainone">[2015] – Ainone</a></h2>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/Swallowtail_Butterfly_1996.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74528" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/Swallowtail_Butterfly_1996.jpg?resize=300%2C420&ssl=1" alt="" width="300" height="420" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/Swallowtail_Butterfly_1996.jpg?resize=300%2C420&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/Swallowtail_Butterfly_1996.jpg?resize=214%2C300&ssl=1 214w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/Swallowtail_Butterfly_1996.jpg?resize=768%2C1075&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/Swallowtail_Butterfly_1996.jpg?w=1000&ssl=1 1000w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.le.com/ptv/vplay/24245178.html">http://www.le.com/ptv/vplay/24245178.html</a></p>
<p>Evaluate this as a trailer for the live-action movie <em>Swallowtail Butterfly (1996)</em>. Then, don’t bother watching the source material cuz it’s too old.</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h2><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPSrw6ZYUA4">[2020] – Mister Jewel Box</a></h2>
<p><iframe loading="lazy" title="トップハムハット狂 (TOPHAMHAT-KYO) "Mister Jewel Box"【MV】# FAKE TYPE." width="1275" height="717" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/aPSrw6ZYUA4?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>The theme of this vid hit deep. Kinda like how I play a pretty boy on the internet so people will take me seriously, when I’m really just a 16-year-old girl with wrist scars and an Instagram account. I just want someone to treat me like an adult. :(</p>
<p>(DMs on Discord open, daddies.)</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h2><a href="https://myanimelist.net/anime/47307/Shin_Gengou_Nyankogelion">[2021] – Shin Gengou Nyankogelion</a></h2>
<p><iframe loading="lazy" title="『新世紀エヴァンゲリオン』OP映像 にゃんこ大戦争ver" width="1275" height="717" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/dVHdUakiEo4?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>It’s the Eva OP but they’re all cats, and the chick who sang the original OP only says “nya”. Literally what the fuck else could you want?</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h2><a href="https://myanimelist.net/anime/39252/Spunky_Afro_Tiger_Jet">[2014] – Spunky Afro Tiger Jet</a></h2>
<p><iframe loading="lazy" title="Tigarah e Laura - Spunky Afro Tiger Jet" width="1275" height="717" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/UVkW70TJ--o?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>I heard Elliot Rodger watched this before he committed jihad.</p>
<p> </p>
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<h2><a href="https://myanimelist.net/anime/41174/Watashi_no_Tenshi">[2019] – Watashi no Tenshi</a></h2>
<p><iframe loading="lazy" title="ワタシノテンシ feat.成海聖奈(CV:雨宮天)/ HoneyWorks" width="1275" height="717" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/v2HN4gd66nM?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>It cannot be overstated how much I fucking love Cloverworks. Like yeah, the video is just pretty cut-outs being danced across the screen like babby’s first stop motion… But look at that fucking art.</p>
<p>If you don’t wanna smile, then don’t watch this. But if you *really* didn’t want to smile, then why’d you click on a D_S post? Gotcha. Press play.</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h2><a href="https://myanimelist.net/anime/49901/Yummy_Yummy_Yummy">[2020] – Yummy Yummy Yummy</a></h2>
<p><iframe loading="lazy" title="[MV] FAKE TYPE. - Yummy Yummy Yummy" width="1275" height="717" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/F2tWmS3Lzic?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>It ends before it gets bad, which is more than I can say for Shokugeki no Soma.</p>
<p></div></div></div>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h1><strong>Eight Outta Tens</strong></h1>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/hachi_by_kashu-hizake.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone wp-image-74532" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/hachi_by_kashu-hizake.jpg?resize=446%2C700&ssl=1" alt="" width="446" height="700" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/hachi_by_kashu-hizake.jpg?w=1273&ssl=1 1273w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/hachi_by_kashu-hizake.jpg?resize=191%2C300&ssl=1 191w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/hachi_by_kashu-hizake.jpg?resize=268%2C420&ssl=1 268w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/hachi_by_kashu-hizake.jpg?resize=768%2C1205&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/hachi_by_kashu-hizake.jpg?resize=979%2C1536&ssl=1 979w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 446px) 100vw, 446px" /></a></p>
<p>For the sake of giving the people what they want (which is more of my opinions) I’ll also comment on the 8/10’s.</p>
<p>Maybe you just need something to distract you from the sunrise guillotine~</p>
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<h2><a href="https://myanimelist.net/anime/43457/Magic">[2020] – Magic</a></h2>
<p><iframe loading="lazy" title="Cuushe - Magic [OFFICIAL VIDEO]" width="1275" height="717" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/BcMNnKq3mzI?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>Pretty. Good.</p>
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<h2><a href="https://myanimelist.net/anime/41570/Kirameki_Inokori_Daisensou">[2019] – Kirameki Inokori Daisensou</a></h2>
<p><iframe loading="lazy" title="キラメキ居残り大戦争 (Vo:あやぽんず*/あよ)/森羅万象 【Animated Music Video】" width="1275" height="717" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/pMXRWurZenY?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>I chose to interpret this as a shoujo-ai.</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h2><a href="https://myanimelist.net/anime/41164/Ruru-chan_no_Jisatsu_Haishin">[2020] – Ruru-chan no Jisatsu Haishin</a></h2>
<p><iframe loading="lazy" title="神聖かまってちゃん「るるちゃんの自殺配信」MusicVideo" width="1275" height="717" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/hc0ZDaAZQT0?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>Makes you wanna bomb a bluetooth tower.</p>
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<p> </p>
<h2><a href="https://myanimelist.net/anime/36115/Nosferatu">[2012] – Nosferatu</a></h2>
<p><iframe loading="lazy" title="禁断の多数決 - ノスフェラトゥ" width="1275" height="717" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Vw4cighQfgA?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>How’s your evening going?</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h2><a href="https://myanimelist.net/anime/42889/Muteki-kyuuBeliever___Mirai_Harmony">[2020] – Muteki-kyuu*Believer / Mirai Harmony</a></h2>
<p><iframe loading="lazy" class="wp-embedded-content" sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" title="Muteki-kyuu*Believer / Mirai Harmony PV" src="https://streamable.com/o/jlriq1#?secret=t1dw9nzFwS" data-secret="t1dw9nzFwS" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" width="1280" height="720"></iframe></p>
<p>I think I hate this chick, but credit’s due where it’s due. Nicely done.</p>
<p> </p>
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<h2><a href="https://myanimelist.net/anime/42935/Sakugasaku">[2020] – Sakugasaku</a></h2>
<p><iframe loading="lazy" title="打首獄門同好会「サクガサク」" width="1275" height="717" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/7OWmfflAXsU?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>I am so easy to be pandered to.</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h2><a href="https://myanimelist.net/anime/49964/Gunjou_Sanka">[2021] – Gunjou Sanka</a></h2>
<p><iframe loading="lazy" title="群青讃歌 - Eve MV" width="1275" height="717" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/sgZjbk9eH6g?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>Mediocre comf, but those KnK glasses are a triumph <3</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h2><a href="https://myanimelist.net/anime/47402/Heikousen">[2021] – Heikousen</a></h2>
<p><iframe loading="lazy" title="平行線 - Eve × suis from ヨルシカ MV" width="1275" height="717" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/lxw4Y8qzq4w?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>This is an effective commercial for chocolate. In America, the closest we have is the Hershey’s “she’s your daughter, not your date” campaign.</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h2><a href="https://myanimelist.net/anime/36050/Ikezu">[2017] – Ikezu</a></h2>
<p><iframe loading="lazy" title="Otoboke Beaver おとぼけビ〜バ〜 - “ikezu” いけず (Mean)(Official Music Video)" width="1275" height="717" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/wyHYb7LdrF0?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>It’s 51 seconds. Watch it start to finish. (Volume warning.)</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h2><a href="https://myanimelist.net/anime/49861/Unison">[2021] – Unison</a></h2>
<p><iframe loading="lazy" title="【Original Animation MV】Unison【hololive/宝鐘マリン】" width="1275" height="717" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/_VIeV_LZXHM?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>Marine is everything r/femaledatingstrategy/ isn’t. What a blessed MV.</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h2><a href="https://myanimelist.net/anime/38852/Kawaiku_Naritai">[2017] – Kawaiku Naritai</a></h2>
<p><iframe loading="lazy" title="可愛くなりたい/HoneyWorks feat.鎖那" width="1275" height="717" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/AkRPlTrf3d8?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>Same vibes as “Watashi no Tenshi”, but pretty girls with boyfriends are worse than pretty girls with little sisters.</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h2><a href="https://myanimelist.net/anime/47543/Mune_no_Kemuri">[2021] – Mune no Kemuri</a></h2>
<p><iframe loading="lazy" title="ずっと真夜中でいいのに。『胸の煙』MV(ZUTOMAYO - One's Mind)" width="1275" height="717" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/wQPgM-9LatM?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>Yeah, there’s furries in this, and yeah, they have theatrical sex performances on Kindergarten Wednesdays at your local library. So what, bigot?</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h2><a href="https://myanimelist.net/anime/41500/Cobalt_Memories">[2017] – Cobalt Memories</a></h2>
<p><iframe loading="lazy" title="コバルトメモリーズ / はるまきごはん feat.初音ミク アニメMV" width="1275" height="717" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/0X_pI_SCDK8?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>I’m surprised Jun Maeda didn’t direct this, on account of how paint-by-numbers the drama is.</p>
<p>That being said, it’s healthy to clean out your tear ducts every now and again, so fuck the haters.</p>
<p></div></div></div>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h1><strong>~</strong></h1>
<p>And that’s the post. Enjoy the +1’s. Might have another one this week to officially kick off Spookymore.</p>
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<description><![CDATA[George Floyd died for this? :/   God Bless Pepsi While we’re on the subject of me being horny for fake women, apparently I forgot to finish my Berseria review the other year. Game’s a 10/10. As you probably inferred, I did not, in fact, protest my boredom by capitulating to the allure of the ... <a title="Tales of Arise AKA Roots: Weeb Edition" class="read-more" href="https://www.crymore.net/2021/09/25/tales-of-arise-aka-roots-weeb-edition/" aria-label="More on Tales of Arise AKA Roots: Weeb Edition">Read more</a>]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>George Floyd died for this? :/</p>
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<h1><strong>God Bless Pepsi<br />
</strong></h1>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Pepsi_and_Beer_by_whoisshe.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="wp-image-74440" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Pepsi_and_Beer_by_whoisshe.jpg?resize=500%2C747&ssl=1" alt="" width="500" height="747" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Pepsi_and_Beer_by_whoisshe.jpg?w=1200&ssl=1 1200w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Pepsi_and_Beer_by_whoisshe.jpg?resize=201%2C300&ssl=1 201w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Pepsi_and_Beer_by_whoisshe.jpg?resize=281%2C420&ssl=1 281w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Pepsi_and_Beer_by_whoisshe.jpg?resize=768%2C1148&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Pepsi_and_Beer_by_whoisshe.jpg?resize=1028%2C1536&ssl=1 1028w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px" /></a></p>
<p>While we’re on the subject of me being horny for fake women, apparently I forgot to finish my Berseria review the other year. Game’s a 10/10.</p>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Berseria-Post.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="wp-image-74412" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Berseria-Post.jpg?resize=800%2C516&ssl=1" alt="" width="800" height="516" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Berseria-Post.jpg?w=1222&ssl=1 1222w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Berseria-Post.jpg?resize=300%2C193&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Berseria-Post.jpg?resize=640%2C413&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Berseria-Post.jpg?resize=768%2C495&ssl=1 768w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px" /></a></p>
<p>As you probably inferred, I did not, in fact, protest my boredom by capitulating to the allure of the write. We went to a casino instead.</p>
<figure id="attachment_74471" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74471" style="width: 372px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Casino_by_avogado6-scaled.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="wp-image-74471 size-large" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Casino_by_avogado6.jpg?resize=382%2C420&ssl=1" alt="" width="382" height="420" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Casino_by_avogado6-scaled.jpg?resize=382%2C420&ssl=1 382w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Casino_by_avogado6-scaled.jpg?resize=273%2C300&ssl=1 273w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Casino_by_avogado6-scaled.jpg?resize=768%2C845&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Casino_by_avogado6-scaled.jpg?resize=1396%2C1536&ssl=1 1396w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Casino_by_avogado6-scaled.jpg?resize=1862%2C2048&ssl=1 1862w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 382px) 100vw, 382px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74471" class="wp-caption-text">Although shit was very much picrel, it was far less degenerate than hobnobbing with anime con hobgoblins.</figcaption></figure>
<p> </p>
<p>Here’s several other (recent!) drafts I never finished:</p>
<ul>
<li>“Odd Taxi Is an Overrated Piece of Ass Garbage”
<ul>
<li>It’s like an 8 out 10, but I’m ashamed of my Sankaku search history, so I’ve gotta give it a 1.</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li>“Crusader Kings 3 Is the Worst Anime I’ve Ever Played”</li>
<li>“Wet Egg Pussy Is Tight as Fuck”
<ul>
<li><strong>Note:</strong> With the release of Wonder Egg Priority’s <a href="https://myanimelist.net/anime/48614/Wonder_Egg_Priority_Special">“Tokubetsu-hen” special</a>, this ended up being a very incorrect take.</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li>“A Comprehensive History of Goblins in Anime 1945 – 2020”</li>
</ul>
<p>I’ve got over 200 of these fucking things, so maybe I’ll go through and see what’s postable as an <a href="https://www.crymore.net/category/archives/">Archives</a> version. I know you’re starving for my sagacity, but Salaryman x Pandemic was <strong>not </strong>a productive collaboration. Also, I’m lazy as fuck.</p>
<figure id="attachment_74419" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74419" style="width: 531px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Kantai_x_Gudetama_by_otoufu.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="wp-image-74419 size-large" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Kantai_x_Gudetama_by_otoufu.jpg?resize=541%2C420&ssl=1" alt="" width="541" height="420" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Kantai_x_Gudetama_by_otoufu.jpg?resize=541%2C420&ssl=1 541w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Kantai_x_Gudetama_by_otoufu.jpg?resize=300%2C233&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Kantai_x_Gudetama_by_otoufu.jpg?w=700&ssl=1 700w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 541px) 100vw, 541px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74419" class="wp-caption-text">Come sleep away with me~</figcaption></figure>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h1><strong><em>Racism Is Bad</em> the Anime<br />
</strong></h1>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Thanks-Yshtola-enjoyer.png?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-74446" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Thanks-Yshtola-enjoyer.png?resize=479%2C203&ssl=1" alt="" width="479" height="203" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Thanks-Yshtola-enjoyer.png?w=479&ssl=1 479w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Thanks-Yshtola-enjoyer.png?resize=300%2C127&ssl=1 300w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 479px) 100vw, 479px" /></a></p>
<p>I’m gonna spoil the story here cuz if you play the game and get your hopes up, it’s only gonna hurt more than knowing what to expect.</p>
<p>If you don’t want spoilers, because you want to preserve the “narrational purity” of the game, then just think of the plot as dollar-store Star Wars and you’ll be about 95% of the way there.</p>
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<p>The game takes place on a planet called Dahna. Another planet’s (Rena’s) life force became sentient and decided to mind control a bunch of shapeshifting super sentai grunts in order to implement its grand plan to eat Dahna’s life force. This is accomplished by:</p>
<ol>
<li>Kidnapping the humans on Dahna who are most likely to be able to use magical powers</li>
<li>Making these kidnapped humans believe they’re inherently superior to the other humans (which they, objectively, are)</li>
<li>Creating institutional racism on Dahna and enslaving the normal human race so the superior humans can like… harvest spirit energy from the pain and suffering of their newfound slaves?
<ul>
<li>It’s dumb, I know.</li>
</ul>
</li>
</ol>
<p>With that backdrop in place, Arise’s plot involves you going from uninspired backdrop to uninspired backdrop, freeing the slaves and teaching them that not all of their former captors are evil, so maybe don’t lynch every single one of them.</p>
<p><figure id="attachment_74479" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74479" style="width: 630px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Logic.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="size-large wp-image-74479" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Logic.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Logic.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Logic.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Logic.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Logic.jpg?w=1280&ssl=1 1280w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74479" class="wp-caption-text">I get it didn’t work for Haiti, but come on. No fun allowed.</figcaption></figure></p>
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<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h1><strong>Characters</strong></h1>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/lean_like_youre_on_lean.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74448" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/lean_like_youre_on_lean.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/lean_like_youre_on_lean.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/lean_like_youre_on_lean.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/lean_like_youre_on_lean.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/lean_like_youre_on_lean.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/lean_like_youre_on_lean.jpg?w=1919&ssl=1 1919w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<p>All the standard stereotypes are here, but they’re better than normal cuz the characters are older so there’s less chuuni cringe. That being said, I was not terribly impressed.</p>
<p> </p>
<h2><strong>The Mascot: Hururu<br />
</strong></h2>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Hururu.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74482" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Hururu.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Hururu.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Hururu.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Hururu.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Hururu.jpg?w=1280&ssl=1 1280w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<p>Hururu is great, but his name is localized to Hootle so whenever he <em>hururu~</em>‘s the subtitles say “hoot”. This is problematic because it annoys me.</p>
<p> </p>
<h2><strong>The Beach Volleyball Autist: Kisara</strong></h2>
<p>Kisara is an onee-san type with obvious yandere potential that the game then goes out of its way to deny. Boo.</p>
<p>Her most interesting characteristic is that she only has armor on her front half so you have incentive to put her on the front line.</p>
<figure id="attachment_74485" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74485" style="width: 290px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Kisara_by_miraihikariart.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="size-large wp-image-74485" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Kisara_by_miraihikariart.jpg?resize=300%2C420&ssl=1" alt="" width="300" height="420" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Kisara_by_miraihikariart.jpg?resize=300%2C420&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Kisara_by_miraihikariart.jpg?resize=214%2C300&ssl=1 214w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Kisara_by_miraihikariart.jpg?resize=768%2C1076&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Kisara_by_miraihikariart.jpg?w=1028&ssl=1 1028w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74485" class="wp-caption-text">It’s official art in my heart.</figcaption></figure>
<p>Normally I would appreciate this design, but I was able to augment her personality with the bikini DLC, so it kinda fell by the wayside.</p>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Lets-go.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74483" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Lets-go.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Lets-go.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Lets-go.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Lets-go.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Lets-go.jpg?w=1280&ssl=1 1280w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<p> </p>
<h2><strong>“Cheer Up, Emo Kid”: Shionne</strong></h2>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Shionne_by_fuune.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74450" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Shionne_by_fuune.jpg?resize=540%2C420&ssl=1" alt="" width="540" height="420" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Shionne_by_fuune.jpg?resize=540%2C420&ssl=1 540w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Shionne_by_fuune.jpg?resize=300%2C233&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Shionne_by_fuune.jpg?resize=768%2C597&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Shionne_by_fuune.jpg?resize=1536%2C1195&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Shionne_by_fuune.jpg?w=1944&ssl=1 1944w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px" /></a></p>
<p>Shionne likes to eat, but she’s skinny, and that makes up about 90% of the comedy in the game.</p>
<figure id="attachment_74484" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74484" style="width: 630px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Haha-Shionne-is-fat.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="size-large wp-image-74484" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Haha-Shionne-is-fat.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Haha-Shionne-is-fat.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Haha-Shionne-is-fat.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Haha-Shionne-is-fat.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Haha-Shionne-is-fat.jpg?w=1280&ssl=1 1280w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74484" class="wp-caption-text">Hilarious.</figcaption></figure>
<p>She’s also immortal, but that plays 0 part in the story so I’m not even marking it as a spoiler. Wasted_potential.exe</p>
<p> </p>
<h2><strong>The Rest</strong></h2>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Dohalim_by_%E7%85%89%E7%A5%9E.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74430" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Dohalim_by_%E7%85%89%E7%A5%9E.jpg?resize=583%2C420&ssl=1" alt="" width="583" height="420" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Dohalim_by_%E7%85%89%E7%A5%9E.jpg?resize=583%2C420&ssl=1 583w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Dohalim_by_%E7%85%89%E7%A5%9E.jpg?resize=300%2C216&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Dohalim_by_%E7%85%89%E7%A5%9E.jpg?w=625&ssl=1 625w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 583px) 100vw, 583px" /></a></p>
<p>IDK, they exist, I suppose?</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h1><strong>(Poor) Game Design</strong></h1>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Batturu.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74486" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Batturu.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Batturu.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Batturu.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Batturu.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Batturu.jpg?w=1280&ssl=1 1280w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<p>Some of the most heated discussions around this game concern the predatory DLC practices. While previous <em>Tales of</em> games had similar DLC, Tales of Arise is a bit different in that the gameplay highly encourages you to throw your hands up in frustration and buy the assist. It’s only $12 for 40 levels! Do you really want to spend 15 hours grinding to that point naturally, or does an hour of wagie work sound better?</p>
<p>I could go into a rant about exactly why developing your game under the assumption that everyone is using the pay-to-win DLC could lead to gameplay imbalances that negatively affect the player experience…</p>
<figure id="attachment_74417" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74417" style="width: 554px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Cheat-Engine-Tales-of-Arise.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="size-full wp-image-74417" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Cheat-Engine-Tales-of-Arise.jpg?resize=564%2C370&ssl=1" alt="" width="564" height="370" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Cheat-Engine-Tales-of-Arise.jpg?w=564&ssl=1 564w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Cheat-Engine-Tales-of-Arise.jpg?resize=300%2C197&ssl=1 300w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 564px) 100vw, 564px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74417" class="wp-caption-text">Just use Cheat Engine or FLiNG Trainer tbh</figcaption></figure>
<p>But that’s not nearly the worst part of this game. The fish-gating is.</p>
<p> </p>
<h2><strong>Fish-gating</strong></h2>
<p>Yup, Tales of Arise has a fishing mini-game.</p>
<figure id="attachment_74453" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74453" style="width: 630px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Go_Fish.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="wp-image-74453 size-large" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Go_Fish.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Go_Fish.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Go_Fish.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Go_Fish.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Go_Fish.jpg?w=1280&ssl=1 1280w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74453" class="wp-caption-text">And it sucks.</figcaption></figure>
<p>Why the fuck are the Japanese so fucking obsessed with fish? Every goddamn fucking RPG I come across this bullshit.</p>
<figure id="attachment_74466" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74466" style="width: 630px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Shaman_Fish.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="size-large wp-image-74466" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Shaman_Fish.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Shaman_Fish.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Shaman_Fish.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Shaman_Fish.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Shaman_Fish.jpg?w=1000&ssl=1 1000w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74466" class="wp-caption-text">This haunts my dreams.</figcaption></figure>
<p>In Arise, two achievements and two titles are gated behind this hobbyist hackery. For the record, those are the only cheevs I didn’t get, other than the one that you get for knowing how to fucking dodge counter.</p>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Kisara_Missing_Titles.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74420" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Kisara_Missing_Titles.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Kisara_Missing_Titles.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Kisara_Missing_Titles.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Kisara_Missing_Titles.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Kisara_Missing_Titles.jpg?w=1280&ssl=1 1280w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<figure id="attachment_74416" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74416" style="width: 597px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Unacheevs.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="size-full wp-image-74416" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Unacheevs.jpg?resize=607%2C235&ssl=1" alt="" width="607" height="235" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Unacheevs.jpg?w=607&ssl=1 607w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Unacheevs.jpg?resize=300%2C116&ssl=1 300w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 607px) 100vw, 607px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74416" class="wp-caption-text">Only cowards block or dodge.</figcaption></figure>
<p>Worse, it’s play-to-win. Under Bamco’s normal business model, I would be able to just throw $5 at my screen to get the dopamine mines running again.</p>
<p>But here, if you want to catch the best fish, you’ll need the best rods, and you can only get the best rods by catching other fish. It’s a vicious cycle where you are rewarded for how well you do in the minigame, and literal gameplay content is locked behind the fishwall. Unacceptable.</p>
<figure id="attachment_74495" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74495" style="width: 372px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Fishing_by_uhhgaoh.png?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="wp-image-74495 size-large" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Fishing_by_uhhgaoh.png?resize=382%2C420&ssl=1" alt="" width="382" height="420" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Fishing_by_uhhgaoh.png?resize=382%2C420&ssl=1 382w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Fishing_by_uhhgaoh.png?resize=273%2C300&ssl=1 273w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Fishing_by_uhhgaoh.png?w=698&ssl=1 698w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 382px) 100vw, 382px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74495" class="wp-caption-text">Okay the mine’s are running again, damn this pic’s cute.</figcaption></figure>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h1><strong>A shit lolcalization from the retards at Keywords Studios<br />
</strong></h1>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Arise_localization_credits.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-74477" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Arise_localization_credits.jpg?resize=392%2C254&ssl=1" alt="" width="392" height="254" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Arise_localization_credits.jpg?w=392&ssl=1 392w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Arise_localization_credits.jpg?resize=300%2C194&ssl=1 300w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 392px) 100vw, 392px" /></a></p>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Sashimi.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74429" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Sashimi.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Sashimi.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Sashimi.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Sashimi.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Sashimi.jpg?w=1280&ssl=1 1280w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<p>Here are some of the dumbest lines I captured when I was awake enough to click the screenshot button in time:</p>
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<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Conception.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74421" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Conception.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Conception.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Conception.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Conception.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Conception.jpg?w=1280&ssl=1 1280w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a> <a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Passion.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74422" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Passion.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Passion.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Passion.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Passion.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Passion.jpg?w=1280&ssl=1 1280w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a> <a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Regret.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74423" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Regret.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Regret.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Regret.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Regret.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Regret.jpg?w=1280&ssl=1 1280w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a> <a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Reign.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74424" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Reign.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Reign.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Reign.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Reign.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Reign.jpg?w=1280&ssl=1 1280w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a> <a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Resistance.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74425" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Resistance.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Resistance.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Resistance.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Resistance.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Resistance.jpg?w=1280&ssl=1 1280w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a> <a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Retrieval.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74426" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Retrieval.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Retrieval.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Retrieval.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Retrieval.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Retrieval.jpg?w=1280&ssl=1 1280w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a> <a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Thorns.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74427" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Thorns.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Thorns.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Thorns.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Thorns.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Thorns.jpg?w=1280&ssl=1 1280w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a> <a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Vengeance.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74428" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Vengeance.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Vengeance.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Vengeance.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Vengeance.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Vengeance.jpg?w=1280&ssl=1 1280w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Aviod.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74490" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Aviod.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Aviod.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Aviod.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Aviod.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Aviod.jpg?w=1280&ssl=1 1280w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a> <a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Dispersion.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74491" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Dispersion.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Dispersion.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Dispersion.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Dispersion.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Dispersion.jpg?w=1280&ssl=1 1280w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a> <a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Interrogation.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74492" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Interrogation.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Interrogation.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Interrogation.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Interrogation.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Interrogation.jpg?w=1280&ssl=1 1280w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a> <a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Loud.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74493" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Loud.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Loud.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Loud.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Loud.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Loud.jpg?w=1280&ssl=1 1280w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a> <a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Poeple.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74494" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Poeple.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Poeple.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Poeple.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Poeple.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Poeple.jpg?w=1280&ssl=1 1280w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<p>There’s a fuckton more I didn’t bother including above, but you can trust this is an objectively awful effort. The pronouns are more screwed up than a zoomer’s twitter profile, translations often make no sense, and the grammar is about as consistent as a soggy graham cracker. Garbage.</p>
<p></div></div></div>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h1><strong>Other Stuff</strong></h1>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Arise_by_mochiipanko-scaled.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74443" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Arise_by_mochiipanko.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Arise_by_mochiipanko-scaled.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Arise_by_mochiipanko-scaled.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Arise_by_mochiipanko-scaled.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Arise_by_mochiipanko-scaled.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Arise_by_mochiipanko-scaled.jpg?resize=2048%2C1152&ssl=1 2048w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Tales_of_Arise_by_mochiipanko-scaled.jpg?w=2550&ssl=1 2550w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Sidequests are an afterthought</strong></p>
<p>Nothing in the game is missable, which is nice, but there’s no real point to tracking anything down, whether it be sidequests or hidden items. At its core, the game only cares about its main story, which makes everything else feel lifeless.</p>
<p> </p>
<p><strong>Mob battles get too grindy to be fun</strong></p>
<p>Maybe learning the battle system would have made my experience better, but when I play J-RPGs I just wanna sit back, mash buttons, and admire the assthetics I paid extra $ for.</p>
<p>Making every battle a mini-boss you gotta punch on for a couple minutes is tedious, and in order to get good drops you have to constantly be fighting battles and ignoring overworld chatter (which can be lengthy commentary on story events) cuz otherwise you’ll “drop the combo”.</p>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/overworld.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74501" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/overworld.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/overworld.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/overworld.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/overworld.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/overworld.jpg?w=1280&ssl=1 1280w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<p> </p>
<p><strong>Feels like there’s 20 hours worth of game missing.</strong></p>
<p>The game keeps hyping up this second world that you’ll get to explore. So when you finally lift off your home planet, it’s reasonable to assume that you’re at the halfway point, rather than right before the final fucking boss. Based on character interactions and how one-note they are, it feels like quite a bit of content was cut in the name of “streamlining”.</p>
<p>It took me 40 hours to finish everything, although when I reached the final dungeon I did say “fuck it” and blitzed that shit with a cheat table. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯</p>
<p> </p>
<p><strong>The game starts off with a bang – slavery! murder! and dare we hope for… rape?!</strong></p>
<p>Yet it ends with a whimper. Imagine ending things with a fucking spirit bomb of all things. Also, there was 0 rape, rendering an entire girlboss’s existence pointless.</p>
<figure id="attachment_74480" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74480" style="width: 630px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/My-hopes-are-so-high-that-your-kiss-might-kill-me.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="size-large wp-image-74480" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/My-hopes-are-so-high-that-your-kiss-might-kill-me.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/My-hopes-are-so-high-that-your-kiss-might-kill-me.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/My-hopes-are-so-high-that-your-kiss-might-kill-me.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/My-hopes-are-so-high-that-your-kiss-might-kill-me.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/My-hopes-are-so-high-that-your-kiss-might-kill-me.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/My-hopes-are-so-high-that-your-kiss-might-kill-me.jpg?resize=2048%2C1152&ssl=1 2048w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/My-hopes-are-so-high-that-your-kiss-might-kill-me.jpg?w=2550&ssl=1 2550w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74480" class="wp-caption-text">RIP, you red-headed nutcracker~</figcaption></figure>
<p> </p>
<p><strong>Speaking of Almeidra…</strong></p>
<p>There’s this entire sequence of the game where our girl gets captured and an angry mob tries to burn her alive.</p>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Hatred_bad.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74458" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Hatred_bad.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Hatred_bad.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Hatred_bad.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Hatred_bad.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Hatred_bad.jpg?w=1280&ssl=1 1280w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Burn_the_witch.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74459" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Burn_the_witch.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Burn_the_witch.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Burn_the_witch.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Burn_the_witch.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Burn_the_witch.jpg?w=1280&ssl=1 1280w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<p>But trick’s on them, she played Mirror Force right as they were getting super racist, so their racism backfired and liquefied them.</p>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Slimed.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74460" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Slimed.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Slimed.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Slimed.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Slimed.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Slimed.jpg?w=1280&ssl=1 1280w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<p>This is apparently the worst thing ever (?) and one of the characters (Rinwell) attempts to kill her, but then another party member (Law) stops her cuz “violence won’t solve anything!”</p>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Mad-01.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74461" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Mad-01.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Mad-01.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Mad-01.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Mad-01.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Mad-01.jpg?w=1280&ssl=1 1280w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a> <a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Mad-02.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74462" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Mad-02.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Mad-02.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Mad-02.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Mad-02.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Mad-02.jpg?w=1280&ssl=1 1280w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Law-fucking-sucks.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74464" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Law-fucking-sucks.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Law-fucking-sucks.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Law-fucking-sucks.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Law-fucking-sucks.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Law-fucking-sucks.jpg?w=1280&ssl=1 1280w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<p>The party then proceeds to slaughter their way through a ship of pacifists (they literally just want to chill in the ocean till they can return to Space Berlin) and beat Almeidra within an inch of her life. Then she gets stabbed and dumped in the ocean.</p>
<figure id="attachment_74498" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74498" style="width: 630px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Almeidra.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="wp-image-74498 size-large" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Almeidra.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Almeidra.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Almeidra.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Almeidra.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Almeidra.jpg?w=1280&ssl=1 1280w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74498" class="wp-caption-text">Rip ;_;7</figcaption></figure>
<p> </p>
<p><strong>On a positive note, at least the headpats are nice.</strong></p>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/pat-pat.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74488" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/pat-pat.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/pat-pat.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/pat-pat.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/pat-pat.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/pat-pat.jpg?w=1280&ssl=1 1280w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h1><strong>tl;dr – 7/10</strong></h1>
<figure id="attachment_74487" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74487" style="width: 630px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Serious-business.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="size-large wp-image-74487" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Serious-business.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Serious-business.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Serious-business.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Serious-business.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Serious-business.jpg?w=1280&ssl=1 1280w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74487" class="wp-caption-text">Never bring a carrot to a sword fight.</figcaption></figure>
<p>The game starts off by insisting it’s a hard-8, but it ends up being a soft-7. No penis jokes here, Crymore is a family-friendly website.</p>
<figure id="attachment_74434" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74434" style="width: 631px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Rude.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="size-full wp-image-74434" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Rude.jpg?resize=641%2C62&ssl=1" alt="" width="641" height="62" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Rude.jpg?w=641&ssl=1 641w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Rude.jpg?resize=300%2C29&ssl=1 300w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 641px) 100vw, 641px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74434" class="wp-caption-text">Someone needs to tell that to all those rude Boku no My Hero Academia fans. (((゜Д゜;)))</figcaption></figure>
<p> </p>
<p><strong>Updated Tales rankings, good taste edition:</strong></p>
<ol>
<li>Tales of Berseria [10/10]</li>
<li>Tales of Vesperia [10/10]</li>
<li>Tales of Symphonia [9/10]</li>
<li>Tales of Xillia [8/10]</li>
<li>Tales of Xillia 2 [8/10… I think? I forgot where I rank this tbh]</li>
<li>Tales of Arise [7/10]</li>
<li>Tales of Graces [6/10]</li>
<li>Tales of the Abyss [5/10]</li>
<li>Tales of Zestiria [2/10]</li>
<li>Tales of Hearts [1/10]</li>
</ol>
<p>If you get nothing else out of this post, then get this: Tales of Berseria is a good game for bad people. So play that instead and shower me with praise for my great recommendation. <3</p>
<figure id="attachment_74442" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74442" style="width: 363px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Magilou_plz_marry_me.png?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="wp-image-74442 size-large" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Magilou_plz_marry_me.png?resize=373%2C420&ssl=1" alt="" width="373" height="420" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Magilou_plz_marry_me.png?resize=373%2C420&ssl=1 373w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Magilou_plz_marry_me.png?resize=267%2C300&ssl=1 267w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Magilou_plz_marry_me.png?resize=768%2C864&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Magilou_plz_marry_me.png?resize=1365%2C1536&ssl=1 1365w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Magilou_plz_marry_me.png?w=1600&ssl=1 1600w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 373px) 100vw, 373px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74442" class="wp-caption-text">Ciao~</figcaption></figure>
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<title>Kainé’s Redesign: The Most Important Part of Nier Replicant</title>
<link>https://www.crymore.net/2021/05/19/kaines-redesign-the-most-important-part-of-nier-replicant/</link>
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<dc:creator><![CDATA[Calyrica]]></dc:creator>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 May 2021 17:40:08 +0000</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[After this post, you’ll never unsee it. I know, I know. I haven’t been around much lately. But that’s what happens when you get married and have a kid, you get me? I have a crawling dirt attractor now who loves to injure himself, so I don’t have time to be cool like all of ... <a title="Kainé’s Redesign: The Most Important Part of Nier Replicant" class="read-more" href="https://www.crymore.net/2021/05/19/kaines-redesign-the-most-important-part-of-nier-replicant/" aria-label="More on Kainé’s Redesign: The Most Important Part of Nier Replicant">Read more</a>]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After this post, you’ll never unsee it.</p>
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<p class="p2">I know, I know. I haven’t been around much lately. But that’s what happens when you get married and have a kid, you get me? I have a crawling dirt attractor now who loves to injure himself, so I don’t have time to be cool like all of you. Sorry.</p>
<p class="p2">But I did have time to play the Nier remake. You see, Dark_Sage and I have an agreement. He buys every game that comes out on Steam, and I play them for free. That’s our great agreement. I can even make requests!</p>
<p class="p2"> <img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74371" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/IMG_B18A00A28B9C-1.jpeg?resize=339%2C420&ssl=1" alt="" width="339" height="420" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/IMG_B18A00A28B9C-1.jpeg?resize=339%2C420&ssl=1 339w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/IMG_B18A00A28B9C-1.jpeg?resize=242%2C300&ssl=1 242w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/IMG_B18A00A28B9C-1.jpeg?resize=768%2C953&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/IMG_B18A00A28B9C-1.jpeg?resize=1238%2C1536&ssl=1 1238w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/IMG_B18A00A28B9C-1.jpeg?w=1242&ssl=1 1242w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 339px) 100vw, 339px" /></p>
<p class="p2">You might not know this, but I really liked the original Nier. Back when Dark_Sage and I were dating, he would lend me all sorts of PS3 games from his physical collection, but held back on Nier, saying, “You wouldn’t like it. You’re too gay to like a game with a protag that looks like this.” But when Automata was coming out, I insisted on playing the original first to prepare myself, and I’m so glad I did.</p>
<p class="p2">My favorite character in Nier became my favorite character in any Yoko Taro masterpiece: Kainé. The foul-mouthed lingerie-wearing dual-wielding young lady was 100% my type. The US version glossed over the penis thing, but my wife likes to fuck me with a strap-on, so what’s the difference, amirite?</p>
<p class="p2">And this is where the remake lost me. You see, all of the characters got a glow-up. The problem?</p>
<p class="p2">Kainé now looks like Michael Jackson.</p>
<p class="p2"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74368" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/kaine-new.jpeg?resize=640%2C408&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="408" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/kaine-new.jpeg?resize=640%2C408&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/kaine-new.jpeg?resize=300%2C191&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/kaine-new.jpeg?resize=768%2C489&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/kaine-new.jpeg?w=1044&ssl=1 1044w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74369" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/michael-jackson.jpeg?resize=336%2C420&ssl=1" alt="" width="336" height="420" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/michael-jackson.jpeg?resize=336%2C420&ssl=1 336w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/michael-jackson.jpeg?resize=240%2C300&ssl=1 240w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/michael-jackson.jpeg?w=360&ssl=1 360w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 336px) 100vw, 336px" /></p>
<p class="p2">The nose. The cheekbones. The square, flat face.</p>
<p class="p2">Let’s compare the old Kainé to the new Kainé. Because I can’t be real, right? I’m totally not being fair, right?</p>
<p class="p2"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74367" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/kaine-comparison1.jpeg?resize=640%2C381&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="381" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/kaine-comparison1.jpeg?resize=640%2C381&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/kaine-comparison1.jpeg?resize=300%2C179&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/kaine-comparison1.jpeg?resize=768%2C457&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/kaine-comparison1.jpeg?w=1094&ssl=1 1094w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></p>
<p class="p2">Look she wasn’t amazing in the original, but she was at least not Michael Jackson!</p>
<p class="p2">The only thing that the new version did right with Kainé was by including the original Japanese dub. Or maybe that’s because I don’t need my 8 month old repeating lines like these:</p>
<p><iframe loading="lazy" title="All Kainé's Curses (NieR Replicant ver.1.22474487139...)" width="1275" height="717" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/yG5ULEJ0wm0?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p class="p2">Oh, and on an unrelated note…</p>
<p class="p2">Since I don’t have a lot of time to spend on gaming, it was an insult to not get ending C when I had fully expected it. Yes, Yoko Taro, I got all the weapons. Oh, no I didn’t? I ignored the ones that were DLC only because why would they matter? The DLC is utter garbage, so why would I want to play it? I mean, I guess it features Big Boy Daddy Nier, so it gets a pass there.</p>
<p><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74366" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/daddy-nier.jpeg?resize=640%2C400&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="400" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/daddy-nier.jpeg?resize=640%2C400&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/daddy-nier.jpeg?resize=300%2C188&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/daddy-nier.jpeg?resize=768%2C480&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/daddy-nier.jpeg?w=1000&ssl=1 1000w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></p>
<p class="p2">I guess some people find this attractive, but I wouldn’t turn straight for him.</p>
<p class="p2">Look, some of the changes make sense. The game did need to be updated, and it does play a lot more smoothly while still keeping enough of the jankiness that gives it its charm. Devola and Popola now look like their Automata counterparts, and grown-up Yonah is a joy. But the original title was my top game of the last decade, so there was a high bar that I — and other fans — had set for this remake. And I don’t think it quite made it there.</p>
<p class="p2">I guess I can find solace in that there are a lot of other great white haired hard-ass bitches in Yoko Taro games. There’s 2B and A2 from Automata, Snow White from SINoALICE, and my favorite, Zero from Drakengard 3.</p>
<p class="p2"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74370" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/zero.png?resize=502%2C420&ssl=1" alt="" width="502" height="420" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/zero.png?resize=502%2C420&ssl=1 502w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/zero.png?resize=300%2C251&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/zero.png?resize=768%2C643&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/zero.png?w=1000&ssl=1 1000w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 502px) 100vw, 502px" /></p>
<p class="p2">Yum.</p>
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<title>The Moral Quandaries & Ethical Considerations of Hot Gluing</title>
<link>https://www.crymore.net/2020/10/18/the-moral-quandaries-ethical-considerations-of-hot-gluing/</link>
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<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dark_Sage]]></dc:creator>
<pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2020 20:17:01 +0000</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[There comes a time in every internet superhero’s life when he has to take a stand and fight for the issues. This is my Selma. (TL Note: “Hot gluing” is the act of jacking off onto anime figurines.)   “Hot Gluing Is Bad Because It’s Inherently Sexist” 10 years ago, you might’ve had a point. ... <a title="The Moral Quandaries & Ethical Considerations of Hot Gluing" class="read-more" href="https://www.crymore.net/2020/10/18/the-moral-quandaries-ethical-considerations-of-hot-gluing/" aria-label="More on The Moral Quandaries & Ethical Considerations of Hot Gluing">Read more</a>]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There comes a time in every internet superhero’s life when he has to take a stand and fight for the issues. This is my Selma.</p>
<p>(<strong>TL Note:</strong> “Hot gluing” is the act of jacking off onto anime figurines.)</p>
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<h1><strong>“Hot Gluing Is Bad Because It’s Inherently Sexist”</strong></h1>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/witchy_witchy_by_gunuaki.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-74229" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/witchy_witchy_by_gunuaki.jpg?resize=640%2C480&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="480" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/witchy_witchy_by_gunuaki.jpg?w=640&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/witchy_witchy_by_gunuaki.jpg?resize=300%2C225&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/witchy_witchy_by_gunuaki.jpg?resize=560%2C420&ssl=1 560w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<p>10 years ago, you might’ve had a point. But recent studies of images on my computer suggest that more women have dicks now than men do.</p>
<p>As such, the act is gender-neutral, progressive even. Thus, hot gluing is on the right side of history.</p>
<figure id="attachment_74221" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74221" style="width: 632px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/some-chicks-from-kinmoza_by_sugano-manami.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="size-full wp-image-74221" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/some-chicks-from-kinmoza_by_sugano-manami.jpg?resize=642%2C800&ssl=1" alt="" width="642" height="800" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/some-chicks-from-kinmoza_by_sugano-manami.jpg?w=642&ssl=1 642w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/some-chicks-from-kinmoza_by_sugano-manami.jpg?resize=241%2C300&ssl=1 241w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/some-chicks-from-kinmoza_by_sugano-manami.jpg?resize=337%2C420&ssl=1 337w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 642px) 100vw, 642px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74221" class="wp-caption-text"><strong>Another argument won with the power of facts and logic.</strong></figcaption></figure>
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<p> </p>
<h1><strong>On the <span style="color: #ff6600;">S</span>ubject of Ill-Earned <span style="color: #993366;">P</span>r<span style="color: #cc99ff;">o</span>fits / I’m (N<span style="color: #993300;">o</span>t) O<span style="color: #008000;">k</span>a<span style="color: #ff0000;">y</span> With This<br />
</strong></h1>
<p>Sex work is beautiful and valid and should be taught in schools, but guys. GUYS. There are Patreons for <a href="https://www.patreon.com/FiguresNews">cumming on anifigs</a>?</p>
<p>Call me old-fashioned, but masturbating onto a figurine shouldn’t make anyone a millionaire, no matter how good at it you are.</p>
<figure id="attachment_74216" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74216" style="width: 431px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Patreon.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="size-full wp-image-74216" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Patreon.jpg?resize=441%2C495&ssl=1" alt="" width="441" height="495" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Patreon.jpg?w=441&ssl=1 441w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Patreon.jpg?resize=267%2C300&ssl=1 267w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Patreon.jpg?resize=374%2C420&ssl=1 374w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 441px) 100vw, 441px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74216" class="wp-caption-text"><strong>With a 6% rate of return, he’ll have a milli in 76 years.</strong></figcaption></figure>
<p>I take the same stance <a href="https://www.crymore.net/2014/12/30/fansub-gratipay-drama-or-how-i-learned-to-crowdfund-for-the-sake-of-generosity-and-love/">as with fansubs</a> – no profit allowed.</p>
<figure id="attachment_74217" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74217" style="width: 697px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Kirei-Cake.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="size-full wp-image-74217" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Kirei-Cake.jpg?resize=707%2C88&ssl=1" alt="" width="707" height="88" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Kirei-Cake.jpg?w=707&ssl=1 707w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Kirei-Cake.jpg?resize=300%2C37&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Kirei-Cake.jpg?resize=640%2C80&ssl=1 640w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 707px) 100vw, 707px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74217" class="wp-caption-text"><strong>Like, dude, just let your mom die. This is getting old.</strong></figcaption></figure>
<p>I’ve clearly lost the fight against the weeb mafia already…</p>
<figure id="attachment_74218" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74218" style="width: 630px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/richmond_by_maya-g.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="wp-image-74218" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/richmond_by_maya-g.jpg?resize=640%2C475&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="475" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/richmond_by_maya-g.jpg?w=2021&ssl=1 2021w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/richmond_by_maya-g.jpg?resize=300%2C223&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/richmond_by_maya-g.jpg?resize=566%2C420&ssl=1 566w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/richmond_by_maya-g.jpg?resize=768%2C570&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/richmond_by_maya-g.jpg?resize=1536%2C1140&ssl=1 1536w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74218" class="wp-caption-text"><strong>Damn you, sexy weeb mafiosos</strong></figcaption></figure>
<p>…but if your work is purely derivative, profits are still owed to the <em>real creators</em> and/or corporate holders of the copyright.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>According to the <a href="https://medium.com/@thedoctordazza/how-mangaka-get-paid-for-their-series-and-royalties-for-anime-d2d2b67dc736">first result on Google</a> (pseudo-paywalled), merchandise royalties are 10%. The guy didn’t source his statistic, and the search function is shit on ANN, so we’ll just claim as fact this is how the entire industry functions.</p>
<p>Since KageLord jacked off on two Nami figurines in September, Mr. One Piece is owed a cut:</p>
<figure id="attachment_74030" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74030" style="width: 630px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/check.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="wp-image-74030 size-large" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/check.jpg?resize=640%2C258&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="258" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/check.jpg?resize=640%2C258&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/check.jpg?resize=300%2C121&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/check.jpg?resize=768%2C310&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/check.jpg?w=1097&ssl=1 1097w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74030" class="wp-caption-text"><strong>$55 per month, 12 posts in September = $4.83 per post x 2 x 10% = ₩1,103.37</strong></figcaption></figure>
<p>Do the right thing. Let’s make hot gluing great again.</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h1><strong>The Ethics of Hot Gluing Your Friend’s Rei Figurine While He’s in the Other Room Making Cocktails</strong></h1>
<figure id="attachment_74219" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74219" style="width: 490px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Rei.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="wp-image-74219" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Rei.jpg?resize=500%2C653&ssl=1" alt="" width="500" height="653" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Rei.jpg?w=784&ssl=1 784w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Rei.jpg?resize=230%2C300&ssl=1 230w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Rei.jpg?resize=322%2C420&ssl=1 322w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Rei.jpg?resize=768%2C1003&ssl=1 768w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74219" class="wp-caption-text"><strong>Don’t look at me like that.</strong></figcaption></figure>
<p>First off, Rei is a shit-tier waifu, so I was doing you a favor. <em>And</em> she was getting kinda dusty. Also, a Zombie shouldn’t take 5 whole minutes to make, so this was kinda your fault too.</p>
<p>Next topic.</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h1><strong>Final Topic</strong></h1>
<figure id="attachment_74231" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74231" style="width: 476px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/by_eguchi-saan.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="wp-image-74231" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/by_eguchi-saan.jpg?resize=486%2C1000&ssl=1" alt="" width="486" height="1000" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/by_eguchi-saan.jpg?w=995&ssl=1 995w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/by_eguchi-saan.jpg?resize=146%2C300&ssl=1 146w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/by_eguchi-saan.jpg?resize=204%2C420&ssl=1 204w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/by_eguchi-saan.jpg?resize=768%2C1581&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/by_eguchi-saan.jpg?resize=746%2C1536&ssl=1 746w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 486px) 100vw, 486px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74231" class="wp-caption-text"><strong>Sensing a theme?</strong></figcaption></figure>
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<h2><strong>That’s right, it’s Spookymore time, friends!</strong></h2>
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<p>Been a decent spooktober so far, huh? Crymore’s entering Spookymore mode until November hits.</p>
<p>Let me know if you got any requests that fit the theme. If I don’t get too lazy, you may even get another post out of me before end of month. <3</p>
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<title>Subtitle Comparison: [Aniplex vs. AnonsAlliance vs. GJM] Kamisama ni Natta Hi (Episode 01)</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2020 02:14:46 +0000</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Shout-out to SugoiFentanylOverdose for helping me fuck with my MPV configs; I’ll use that software going forward. Typesetters, you can stop molotoving my house.   Groups Quick Overview: Aniplex (official subs) Screenshots in this post come from the Erai-Raws rip AnonsAlliance (Aniplex edit) GJM (original translation) Unlike with Promare, where everything was poorly edited off ... <a title="Subtitle Comparison: [Aniplex vs. AnonsAlliance vs. GJM] Kamisama ni Natta Hi (Episode 01)" class="read-more" href="https://www.crymore.net/2020/10/17/subtitle-comparison-aniplex-vs-anonsalliance-vs-gjm-kamisama-ni-natta-hi-episode-01/" aria-label="More on Subtitle Comparison: [Aniplex vs. AnonsAlliance vs. GJM] Kamisama ni Natta Hi (Episode 01)">Read more</a>]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Shout-out to SugoiFentanylOverdose for helping me fuck with my MPV configs; I’ll use that software going forward. Typesetters, you can stop molotoving my house.</p>
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<h1><strong>Groups</strong></h1>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Impending_vtuber_rape_by_Atelier-Astraea.png?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74125" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Impending_vtuber_rape_by_Atelier-Astraea.png?resize=630%2C420&ssl=1" alt="" width="630" height="420" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Impending_vtuber_rape_by_Atelier-Astraea.png?resize=630%2C420&ssl=1 630w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Impending_vtuber_rape_by_Atelier-Astraea.png?resize=300%2C200&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Impending_vtuber_rape_by_Atelier-Astraea.png?resize=768%2C512&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Impending_vtuber_rape_by_Atelier-Astraea.png?w=1499&ssl=1 1499w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 630px) 100vw, 630px" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Quick Overview:</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Aniplex (official subs)
<ul>
<li>Screenshots in this post come from the Erai-Raws rip</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li>AnonsAlliance (Aniplex edit)</li>
<li>GJM (original translation)</li>
</ul>
<p>Unlike with <a href="https://www.crymore.net/2020/10/16/subtitle-comparison-21-groups-promare-its-a-bad-trigger-movie/">Promare</a>, where everything was poorly edited off the same base, each release has a unique take on this series, with a full two of the three worthy of consideration. (Sorry, AnonsAlliance, but you guys fucking suck.)</p>
<p>Having scripts like this where your personal preferences have a chance to factor is great. There’s more decisions to be made than just counting up all the mistakes and figuring out who had the fewest spelling faux pas.</p>
<figure id="attachment_74191" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74191" style="width: 584px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/by_mku.png?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="size-large wp-image-74191" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/by_mku.png?resize=594%2C420&ssl=1" alt="" width="594" height="420" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/by_mku.png?resize=594%2C420&ssl=1 594w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/by_mku.png?resize=300%2C212&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/by_mku.png?resize=768%2C543&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/by_mku.png?resize=1536%2C1087&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/by_mku.png?w=1736&ssl=1 1736w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 594px) 100vw, 594px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74191" class="wp-caption-text">Happy_Sage</figcaption></figure>
<p>I’m still gonna spend the post talking about why GJM’s release is the best, but I won’t think you’re a complete fuckwit if you choose Aniplex instead.</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h1><strong>Royalty, Nosisms, & Archaic Japanese Pronouns</strong></h1>
<figure id="attachment_74106" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74106" style="width: 630px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_01_35.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="wp-image-74106 size-large" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_01_35.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_01_35.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_01_35.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_01_35.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_01_35.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_01_35.jpg?w=1920&ssl=1 1920w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74106" class="wp-caption-text">Aniplex</figcaption></figure>
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<h2><strong>The <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_we">Royal We</a></strong></h2>
<p><strong>tl;dr:</strong> Monarchs have at times represented themselves with plural pronouns. The logic is they’re representing the state, divine will, the institution of monarchy itself, etc., so when they speak, it’s about <em>more</em> than just themselves. Arrogant shit, but I can dig it. Hella simple represent, even. Just switch accordingly in a regular sentence:</p>
<ul>
<li>I -> We</li>
<li>My -> Our</li>
<li>Mine -> Ours</li>
</ul>
<p>From a lazy look at Google, there appears to be some confusion around whether you capitalize the pronoun or not. And there aren’t exactly a lot of current-day examples to reference, ever since the Americans and Communists killed off all the filthy royals in the world.</p>
<p><figure id="attachment_74123" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74123" style="width: 340px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Lelouch_by_nozo.png?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="size-large wp-image-74123" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Lelouch_by_nozo.png?resize=350%2C420&ssl=1" alt="" width="350" height="420" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Lelouch_by_nozo.png?resize=350%2C420&ssl=1 350w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Lelouch_by_nozo.png?resize=250%2C300&ssl=1 250w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Lelouch_by_nozo.png?resize=768%2C921&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Lelouch_by_nozo.png?resize=1281%2C1536&ssl=1 1281w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Lelouch_by_nozo.png?w=1700&ssl=1 1700w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74123" class="wp-caption-text">I quite enjoyed the Japanese adaptation.</figcaption></figure></p>
<p>For my part, I don’t consider the use of the Royal We valid unless the pronouns are capitalized. Let the smug be seen for what it is.</p>
<p>Take these two sentences, in which Queen Anne of the Scots volunteers to go on a Taco Bell run for the group despite having a BAC that renders her legally dead:</p>
<ol>
<li>“We are going out in Our car. And if We hit anyone, We can simply claim diplomatic immunity. Fuck the police, and especially that bitch Kamala Harris.”</li>
<li>“We are going out in our car. And if we hit anyone, we can simply claim diplomatic immunity. We must note, however, that we respect all police officers, as they are fundamentally good people doing good work.”</li>
</ol>
<p>Which sounds better?</p>
<p><strong>Side Note:</strong> I don’t give a single fuck about Taco Bell’s recent menu changes. The potatoes sucked, the Mexican pizza sucked, and the 7-layer burrito sucked. Everything else can burn as long as I can still get my chalupas and cheesy gordita crunches.</p>
<p> </p>
<h2><strong>Nosisms</strong></h2>
<p>A nosism is basically the Royal We, but for normies and schizos. The <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nosism">wikipedia article</a> is shit, but it should give you some idea of what’s going on.</p>
<p>(Really only including this section for completion’s sake, since it doesn’t come up in the scripts.)</p>
<p> </p>
<h2><strong>Warera</strong></h2>
<p><a href="https://www.tanoshiijapanese.com/dictionary/entry_details.cfm?entry_id=58608">Warera</a> is an old Japanese pronoun that has been exclusively coopted by smug lolis. It’s far closer to the Royal We than a simple nosism. As such, I would expect any translation to take this into account and <strong>capitalize their fucking shit</strong>. Please.</p>
<p> </p>
<h2><strong>The Royal Me/He/She</strong></h2>
<p><figure id="attachment_74124" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74124" style="width: 630px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/GJM-Kamisama-ni-Natta-hi-01-F2D2F2DD.mkv-00_01_55.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="wp-image-74124 size-large" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/GJM-Kamisama-ni-Natta-hi-01-F2D2F2DD.mkv-00_01_55.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/GJM-Kamisama-ni-Natta-hi-01-F2D2F2DD.mkv-00_01_55.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/GJM-Kamisama-ni-Natta-hi-01-F2D2F2DD.mkv-00_01_55.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/GJM-Kamisama-ni-Natta-hi-01-F2D2F2DD.mkv-00_01_55.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/GJM-Kamisama-ni-Natta-hi-01-F2D2F2DD.mkv-00_01_55.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/GJM-Kamisama-ni-Natta-hi-01-F2D2F2DD.mkv-00_01_55.jpg?w=1920&ssl=1 1920w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74124" class="wp-caption-text">GJM</figcaption></figure></p>
<p>Is this a thing? My Sagey senses ain’t tingling, so I’m inclined to believe it’s legit. Either way, this is an elegant alternative to the awkwardness of having We/Our/Ours in every sentence the loli speaks.</p>
<p>Just familiar enough for comfort, and just odd enough to demand attention. I appreciate that GJM chose to take this route, and it factors in significantly as to why I prefer their version over Aniplex’s or AnonAlliance’s.</p>
<p></div></div></div>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h1><strong>Release Differences</strong></h1>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Hina_by_%E3%81%A4%E3%81%8F%E3%81%AD-scaled.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74192" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Hina_by_%E3%81%A4%E3%81%8F%E3%81%AD.jpg?resize=640%2C415&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="415" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Hina_by_%E3%81%A4%E3%81%8F%E3%81%AD-scaled.jpg?resize=640%2C415&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Hina_by_%E3%81%A4%E3%81%8F%E3%81%AD-scaled.jpg?resize=300%2C195&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Hina_by_%E3%81%A4%E3%81%8F%E3%81%AD-scaled.jpg?resize=768%2C498&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Hina_by_%E3%81%A4%E3%81%8F%E3%81%AD-scaled.jpg?resize=1536%2C996&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Hina_by_%E3%81%A4%E3%81%8F%E3%81%AD-scaled.jpg?resize=2048%2C1328&ssl=1 2048w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Hina_by_%E3%81%A4%E3%81%8F%E3%81%AD-scaled.jpg?w=2550&ssl=1 2550w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
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<h2><strong>Honorifics</strong></h2>
<p>Anons-Alliance has honorifics… sometimes. Aniplex & GJM either avoid or translate them, depending on the situation.</p>
<ul>
<li><strong>Aniplex:</strong> Odin; Ms. Sato</li>
</ul>
<p style="padding-left: 80px;"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_02_02.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74109" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_02_02.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_02_02.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_02_02.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_02_02.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_02_02.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_02_02.jpg?w=1920&ssl=1 1920w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<ul>
<li><strong>AnonsAlliance:</strong> Odin-sama; Satou/Satou-san (they accidentally skip a bunch of honorifics cuz they’re stupid)</li>
</ul>
<p style="padding-left: 80px;"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_01_51.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74110" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_01_51.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_01_51.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_01_51.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_01_51.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_01_51.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_01_51.jpg?w=1920&ssl=1 1920w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<ul>
<li><strong>GJM:</strong> Lady Odin; Satou</li>
</ul>
<p style="padding-left: 80px;"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/GJM-Kamisama-ni-Natta-hi-01-F2D2F2DD.mkv-00_01_51.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74111" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/GJM-Kamisama-ni-Natta-hi-01-F2D2F2DD.mkv-00_01_51.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/GJM-Kamisama-ni-Natta-hi-01-F2D2F2DD.mkv-00_01_51.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/GJM-Kamisama-ni-Natta-hi-01-F2D2F2DD.mkv-00_01_51.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/GJM-Kamisama-ni-Natta-hi-01-F2D2F2DD.mkv-00_01_51.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/GJM-Kamisama-ni-Natta-hi-01-F2D2F2DD.mkv-00_01_51.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/GJM-Kamisama-ni-Natta-hi-01-F2D2F2DD.mkv-00_01_51.jpg?w=1920&ssl=1 1920w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<p>I prefer honorifics in most anime subtitles. The context they provide is helpful to understanding relationships, and avoiding them can make certain scenes appear quite weird.</p>
<p>It’s a pretty common scenario where one character will have been using an honorific with someone, and then they drop it, showing that they feel a lot closer to that person than before. This is often commented on and becomes :a moment:. There ain’t an easy way to handle that if you’re skipping honorifics, apart from awkwardly brushing over it and hoping it doesn’t happen again. (TL Note: It will.)</p>
<p>When series are set in western locations with western characters, then yes, feel free to drop the honorifics. But in a romcomdram set in Japan? I’m with AnonsAlliance on this one.</p>
<p> </p>
<h2><strong>Handling the Goddess’s Speech Patterns</strong></h2>
<p>Hina’s language is super haughty and fucking weird. You don’t need a Japanese degree to understand that; you just need fucking ears.</p>
<p>Aniplex chooses to highlight this as much as possible. AnonsAlliance minimizes it as much as possible. And GJM’s bed is just right. No particular screens needed here; just keep your eyes open during the review.</p>
<p>If one of these approaches really doesn’t sit well with you for whatever reason, you should factor that in highly when determining which release to view.</p>
<p><figure id="attachment_74118" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74118" style="width: 410px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Hina_by_%E3%83%8F%E3%83%AB%E3%83%88.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="size-large wp-image-74118" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Hina_by_%E3%83%8F%E3%83%AB%E3%83%88.jpg?resize=420%2C420&ssl=1" alt="" width="420" height="420" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Hina_by_%E3%83%8F%E3%83%AB%E3%83%88.jpg?resize=420%2C420&ssl=1 420w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Hina_by_%E3%83%8F%E3%83%AB%E3%83%88.jpg?resize=300%2C300&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Hina_by_%E3%83%8F%E3%83%AB%E3%83%88.jpg?resize=150%2C150&ssl=1 150w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Hina_by_%E3%83%8F%E3%83%AB%E3%83%88.jpg?resize=768%2C768&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Hina_by_%E3%83%8F%E3%83%AB%E3%83%88.jpg?w=1000&ssl=1 1000w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74118" class="wp-caption-text">This girl speaks a lot.</figcaption></figure></p>
<p> </p>
<h2><strong>Chuuni</strong></h2>
<p>I don’t know if there’s a best practice for handling the concept of <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ch%C5%ABniby%C5%8D">chuuni/chuunibyou</a>, but you gotta shoot your shot. Brushing over it, as GJM does, is lazy and cowardly. It also doesn’t even make any sense.</p>
<ul>
<li><strong>Aniplex:</strong> middle school</li>
</ul>
<p style="padding-left: 80px;"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_02_53.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74112" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_02_53.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_02_53.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_02_53.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_02_53.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_02_53.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_02_53.jpg?w=1920&ssl=1 1920w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a> <a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_03_04.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74113" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_03_04.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_03_04.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_03_04.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_03_04.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_03_04.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_03_04.jpg?w=1920&ssl=1 1920w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<ul>
<li><strong>AnonsAlliance:</strong> chuuni</li>
</ul>
<p style="padding-left: 80px;"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_02_41.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74114" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_02_41.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_02_41.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_02_41.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_02_41.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_02_41.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_02_41.jpg?w=1920&ssl=1 1920w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a> <a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_02_52.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74115" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_02_52.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_02_52.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_02_52.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_02_52.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_02_52.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_02_52.jpg?w=1920&ssl=1 1920w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<ul>
<li><strong>GJM:</strong> <em>that</em></li>
</ul>
<p style="padding-left: 80px;"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/GJM-Kamisama-ni-Natta-hi-01-F2D2F2DD.mkv-00_02_40.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74116" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/GJM-Kamisama-ni-Natta-hi-01-F2D2F2DD.mkv-00_02_40.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/GJM-Kamisama-ni-Natta-hi-01-F2D2F2DD.mkv-00_02_40.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/GJM-Kamisama-ni-Natta-hi-01-F2D2F2DD.mkv-00_02_40.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/GJM-Kamisama-ni-Natta-hi-01-F2D2F2DD.mkv-00_02_40.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/GJM-Kamisama-ni-Natta-hi-01-F2D2F2DD.mkv-00_02_40.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/GJM-Kamisama-ni-Natta-hi-01-F2D2F2DD.mkv-00_02_40.jpg?w=1920&ssl=1 1920w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a> <a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/GJM-Kamisama-ni-Natta-hi-01-F2D2F2DD.mkv-00_02_50.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74117" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/GJM-Kamisama-ni-Natta-hi-01-F2D2F2DD.mkv-00_02_50.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/GJM-Kamisama-ni-Natta-hi-01-F2D2F2DD.mkv-00_02_50.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/GJM-Kamisama-ni-Natta-hi-01-F2D2F2DD.mkv-00_02_50.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/GJM-Kamisama-ni-Natta-hi-01-F2D2F2DD.mkv-00_02_50.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/GJM-Kamisama-ni-Natta-hi-01-F2D2F2DD.mkv-00_02_50.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/GJM-Kamisama-ni-Natta-hi-01-F2D2F2DD.mkv-00_02_50.jpg?w=1920&ssl=1 1920w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<p>GJM, do something like this for the batch; it’d hit a lot nicer:</p>
<p style="padding-left: 40px;">>”Oh, she’s going through a phase.”</p>
<p style="padding-left: 40px;">>”I’m not lost, and it is <em>not</em> a phase!”</p>
<p>As-is, I’m most partial to AnonsAlliance’s take. They would have been a contender for the best release if only they had someone on staff who speaks English…</p>
<p></div></div></div>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h1><strong>Versus Mode</strong></h1>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Hina_by_%E5%B7%A6%E5%8F%B3%E3%81%84%E3%81%88%E3%81%A7.png?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone wp-image-74198" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Hina_by_%E5%B7%A6%E5%8F%B3%E3%81%84%E3%81%88%E3%81%A7.png?resize=400%2C569&ssl=1" alt="" width="400" height="569" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Hina_by_%E5%B7%A6%E5%8F%B3%E3%81%84%E3%81%88%E3%81%A7.png?w=843&ssl=1 843w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Hina_by_%E5%B7%A6%E5%8F%B3%E3%81%84%E3%81%88%E3%81%A7.png?resize=211%2C300&ssl=1 211w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Hina_by_%E5%B7%A6%E5%8F%B3%E3%81%84%E3%81%88%E3%81%A7.png?resize=295%2C420&ssl=1 295w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Hina_by_%E5%B7%A6%E5%8F%B3%E3%81%84%E3%81%88%E3%81%A7.png?resize=768%2C1093&ssl=1 768w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px" /></a></p>
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<h2><strong>Transliteral</strong></h2>
<p>Aniplex hewed a lot closer to translating words, whereas GJM focused on translating what the words meant.</p>
<p>Aniplex’s line here makes some sense. You get that she has fond memories of the past.</p>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_00_28.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74107" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_00_28.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_00_28.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_00_28.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_00_28.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_00_28.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_00_28.jpg?w=1920&ssl=1 1920w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<p>But a <em>day</em> can’t exactly sparkle brilliantly, right? This is a bit… off.</p>
<p>GJM, however, got right to the heart of it:</p>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/GJM-Kamisama-ni-Natta-hi-01-F2D2F2DD.mkv-00_00_18.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74108" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/GJM-Kamisama-ni-Natta-hi-01-F2D2F2DD.mkv-00_00_18.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/GJM-Kamisama-ni-Natta-hi-01-F2D2F2DD.mkv-00_00_18.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/GJM-Kamisama-ni-Natta-hi-01-F2D2F2DD.mkv-00_00_18.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/GJM-Kamisama-ni-Natta-hi-01-F2D2F2DD.mkv-00_00_18.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/GJM-Kamisama-ni-Natta-hi-01-F2D2F2DD.mkv-00_00_18.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/GJM-Kamisama-ni-Natta-hi-01-F2D2F2DD.mkv-00_00_18.jpg?w=1920&ssl=1 1920w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<p>Fantastic.</p>
<p> </p>
<h2><strong>Simple Steps</strong></h2>
<p>Take this sequence from Aniplex’s version:</p>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_01_47.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone wp-image-74097 size-large" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_01_47.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_01_47.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_01_47.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_01_47.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_01_47.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_01_47.jpg?w=1920&ssl=1 1920w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_01_50.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74098" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_01_50.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_01_50.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_01_50.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_01_50.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_01_50.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_01_50.jpg?w=1920&ssl=1 1920w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<p>Confusing af. There are two ways you could read this:</p>
<ol>
<li>Smug Loli is asking who he is (“The question you have to answer is, ‘Who are you?'”)</li>
<li>Smug Loli is “reading his mind” and knows he wants to ask who she is (“The question you are wanting to ask is, ‘Who are you?'”)</li>
</ol>
<p> </p>
<p>This is how GJM handled it:</p>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/GJM-Kamisama-ni-Natta-hi-01-F2D2F2DD.mkv-00_01_35.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74099" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/GJM-Kamisama-ni-Natta-hi-01-F2D2F2DD.mkv-00_01_35.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/GJM-Kamisama-ni-Natta-hi-01-F2D2F2DD.mkv-00_01_35.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/GJM-Kamisama-ni-Natta-hi-01-F2D2F2DD.mkv-00_01_35.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/GJM-Kamisama-ni-Natta-hi-01-F2D2F2DD.mkv-00_01_35.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/GJM-Kamisama-ni-Natta-hi-01-F2D2F2DD.mkv-00_01_35.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/GJM-Kamisama-ni-Natta-hi-01-F2D2F2DD.mkv-00_01_35.jpg?w=1920&ssl=1 1920w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<p>Crystal fucking clear. Didn’t need a single follow-up to know how to interpret the line. This is how you do it.</p>
<p> </p>
<h2><strong>No Comprehension</strong></h2>
<p>It is very clear while going through these releases that the folks behind AnonsAlliance do not understand English very well.</p>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_07_33.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74142" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_07_33.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_07_33.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_07_33.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_07_33.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_07_33.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_07_33.jpg?w=1920&ssl=1 1920w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_07_21.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74143" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_07_21.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_07_21.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_07_21.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_07_21.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_07_21.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_07_21.jpg?w=1920&ssl=1 1920w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<p>The script is riffing off the concept of a <em>convenience</em> store. AnonsAlliance straight up ruined the line.</p>
<p>GJM had “This convenience store is in a place befitting its title.”</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Have an ED for a bad show while I’m on the subject:</p>
<p><iframe loading="lazy" title="Kumamiko - Girl Meets Bear - Official Ending" width="1275" height="717" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/aSb7UffsQjw?start=34&feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p></div></div></div>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h1><strong>Aniplex</strong></h1>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_16_04.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74151" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_16_04.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_16_04.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_16_04.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_16_04.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_16_04.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_16_04.jpg?w=1920&ssl=1 1920w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<h2><strong>Script</strong></h2>
<p>Hate Aniplex all you want, but this release won’t be a bullet on your PowerPoint slide.</p>
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<p>…ye? Look, this isn’t <em>wrong</em>, but sometimes Aniplex’s version gets a bit much.</p>
<p>If you don’t much care about the style of translation, this release objectively has the fewest blatant English errors.</p>
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<h2><strong>Typesetting / Karaoke</strong></h2>
<p>You can’t expect good typesetting from an official release, but you <strong>should</strong> come in with expectations about having the signs translated. And you know what, Aniplex delivered.</p>
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src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_14_05.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_14_05.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_14_05.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_14_05.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_14_05.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_14_05.jpg?w=1920&ssl=1 1920w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<p>This is more than you’d expect from Funi garbage. The staff member responsible for getting this much in – despite corporate guidance demanding conformity to mediocrity – deserves kudos. They’ll probably be fired.</p>
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<h1><strong>AnonsAlliance</strong></h1>
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<h2><strong>Script</strong></h2>
<p>:/</p>
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<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_05_07.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74131" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_05_07.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_05_07.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_05_07.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_05_07.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_05_07.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_05_07.jpg?w=1920&ssl=1 1920w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<p>The styling is miserable, and they can’t even figure out how to /quotation.</p>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_05_57.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74132" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_05_57.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_05_57.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_05_57.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_05_57.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_05_57.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_05_57.jpg?w=1920&ssl=1 1920w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<p>No, you retards. You use an em dash to indicate when a speaker is cut-off. Commas are a no-go.</p>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_02_35.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74103" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_02_35.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_02_35.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_02_35.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_02_35.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_02_35.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_02_35.jpg?w=1920&ssl=1 1920w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a> <a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_02_37.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74104" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_02_37.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_02_37.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_02_37.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_02_37.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_02_37.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_02_37.jpg?w=1920&ssl=1 1920w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<p>it -> them</p>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_04_39.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74130" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_04_39.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_04_39.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_04_39.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_04_39.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_04_39.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_04_39.jpg?w=1920&ssl=1 1920w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<p>what -> who</p>
<p><figure id="attachment_74136" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74136" style="width: 630px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_07_50.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="size-large wp-image-74136" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_07_50.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_07_50.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_07_50.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_07_50.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_07_50.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Erai-raws-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01-1080p.mkv-00_07_50.jpg?w=1920&ssl=1 1920w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74136" class="wp-caption-text">Aniplex</figcaption></figure></p>
<p><figure id="attachment_74134" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74134" style="width: 630px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_07_40.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="wp-image-74134 size-large" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_07_40.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_07_40.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_07_40.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_07_40.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_07_40.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/AnonsAlliance-Kamisama-ni-Natta-Hi-01v2-1080p0AD4A2D7.mkv-00_07_40.jpg?w=1920&ssl=1 1920w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74134" class="wp-caption-text">AnonsAlliance</figcaption></figure></p>
<p>I can’t stop laughing at how they edited this.</p>
<p>For the non-native readers: ‘twould = “it would”, not “that would”</p>
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<p>It’s hard for me to comprehend just how fucking dull someone would have to be in order to read “art” as “aren’t”.</p>
<p>Why can’t these people fansub in their own language and stop ruining mine? If this is revenge for imperialism, redirect your anger inward. It’s not my ancestors’ fault yours were bitches.</p>
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<p>Fuck off a cliff and die.</p>
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<h2><strong>Typesetting / Karaoke</strong></h2>
<p>AnonsAlliance stripped most of the typesetting that was in the Aniplex release, which was certainly… a choice.</p>
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<p>This is all they bothered with. Pathetic. Keep in mind this whole release was an Aniplex edit, so they had access to all the fucking translations Aniplex already made.</p>
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<h1><strong>GJM</strong></h1>
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<h2><strong>Script</strong></h2>
<p>Your QC report is here.</p>
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<p>A policeman wouldn’t “discover” her parents; they’d <em>find</em> them. Kids aren’t born of ancient ruins (in most cases).</p>
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<p><del>smitten -> smote</del></p>
<p><del>Smote is for divine retribution; smitten is for love.*</del></p>
<p>Based on the comments in this post, I am willing to accept that GJM may technically be correct with their use of “smitten” here. Personally, I associate the word far too much with the concept of love for me to accept its use in the sense of divine punishment.</p>
<p>My preference would be to avoid potential confusion by dropping “smitten” from the line and giving it a rewrite, and I’ll stick by that critique. However, if you as a viewer take no issue with it, then great. More power to ya.</p>
<p><strong>*See comments for discussion:</strong> <a href="https://www.crymore.net/2020/10/17/subtitle-comparison-aniplex-vs-anonsalliance-vs-gjm-kamisama-ni-natta-hi-episode-01/#comment-471037">https://www.crymore.net/2020/10/17/subtitle-comparison-aniplex-vs-anonsalliance-vs-gjm-kamisama-ni-natta-hi-episode-01/#comment-471037</a></p>
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<p>I am not entirely certain whether this line is technically wrong or not, but something feels off. You can be on close terms with someone (an uncommon phrase, but not entirely unheard of) and you can be on friendly terms with someone (a very common phrase, but less relevant to this particular situation), but “close friendly terms”? Never heard that. I’d drop “friendly” here.</p>
<p>If you want to double down anyway, “close, friendly” would make for a better line.</p>
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<p>You don’t enlist <em>at</em> something; you enlist <em>in</em> it. Also, enlistment is almost exclusively tied to military organizations. For something like a baseball club, you would <em>join</em> it.</p>
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<h2><strong>Typesetting / Karaoke</strong></h2>
<p>This <em>is</em> it, chief.</p>
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https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/GJM-Kamisama-ni-Natta-hi-01-F2D2F2DD.mkv-00_22_27.jpg?w=1920&ssl=1 1920w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a> <a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/GJM-Kamisama-ni-Natta-hi-01-F2D2F2DD.mkv-00_22_41.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74186" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/GJM-Kamisama-ni-Natta-hi-01-F2D2F2DD.mkv-00_22_41.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/GJM-Kamisama-ni-Natta-hi-01-F2D2F2DD.mkv-00_22_41.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/GJM-Kamisama-ni-Natta-hi-01-F2D2F2DD.mkv-00_22_41.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/GJM-Kamisama-ni-Natta-hi-01-F2D2F2DD.mkv-00_22_41.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/GJM-Kamisama-ni-Natta-hi-01-F2D2F2DD.mkv-00_22_41.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/GJM-Kamisama-ni-Natta-hi-01-F2D2F2DD.mkv-00_22_41.jpg?w=1920&ssl=1 1920w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<p>If I hadn’t already spent the past two hours jerking myself raw to Vtuber highlight clips, this would have truly done it for me.</p>
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<h1><strong>Best Release</strong></h1>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Hina_by_%E3%81%8F%E3%81%8A%E3%82%93%E3%81%9D%E3%82%89.png?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone wp-image-74193" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Hina_by_%E3%81%8F%E3%81%8A%E3%82%93%E3%81%9D%E3%82%89.png?resize=420%2C594&ssl=1" alt="" width="420" height="594" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Hina_by_%E3%81%8F%E3%81%8A%E3%82%93%E3%81%9D%E3%82%89.png?w=1447&ssl=1 1447w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Hina_by_%E3%81%8F%E3%81%8A%E3%82%93%E3%81%9D%E3%82%89.png?resize=212%2C300&ssl=1 212w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Hina_by_%E3%81%8F%E3%81%8A%E3%82%93%E3%81%9D%E3%82%89.png?resize=297%2C420&ssl=1 297w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Hina_by_%E3%81%8F%E3%81%8A%E3%82%93%E3%81%9D%E3%82%89.png?resize=768%2C1086&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Hina_by_%E3%81%8F%E3%81%8A%E3%82%93%E3%81%9D%E3%82%89.png?resize=1086%2C1536&ssl=1 1086w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px" /></a></p>
<p>In clarity, tone, and presentation, GJM hits the notes a lot better than Aniplex or AnonsAlliance did. Aniplex is a viable alternative if you prefer that translation style. AnonsAlliance is… not worthy of consideration.</p>
<p>As for the series itself? I like it. I’m pretty high on shows in general when they first start out, because I prefer to believe in their potential. We’ll have to see how things play out, but I’m pretty optimistic we’re gonna see some dead kids soon.</p>
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<p><strong>Bonus Thoughts:</strong></p>
<p>One thing I enjoyed during Odin’s <em>I Am a Cat</em> recitation was that both Aniplex and GJM used the exact phrasing of the popular <a href="https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/I_Am_a_Cat">Yasotaro Morri translation</a>. I dig it. Little details like this show there was actual thought put into these releases.</p>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/thx-publicism.gif?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-74145" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/thx-publicism.gif?resize=590%2C239&ssl=1" alt="" width="590" height="239" /></a></p>
<p>(AnonsAlliance didn’t mess with Aniplex’s version, but I’m pretty sure that was more due to apathy than out of respect or understanding.)</p>
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<title>Subtitle Comparison: [21 Groups] Promare (It’s a Bad Trigger Movie)</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2020 21:37:52 +0000</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[I regret everything about my life that led me to this point. Every Bad Ending Begins With Good Intentions As your beloved protagonist of the aniblog version of Hiatus x Hiatus, you know I can get a bit… distracted. So keeping me on-target with requests is a totally fine thing to do. (I promise I’ll ... <a title="Subtitle Comparison: [21 Groups] Promare (It’s a Bad Trigger Movie)" class="read-more" href="https://www.crymore.net/2020/10/16/subtitle-comparison-21-groups-promare-its-a-bad-trigger-movie/" aria-label="More on Subtitle Comparison: [21 Groups] Promare (It’s a Bad Trigger Movie)">Read more</a>]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I regret everything about my life that led me to this point.</p>
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<h1><strong>Every Bad Ending Begins With Good Intentions</strong></h1>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/yagami_light.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone wp-image-74064" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/yagami_light.jpg?resize=400%2C520&ssl=1" alt="" width="400" height="520" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/yagami_light.jpg?w=1000&ssl=1 1000w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/yagami_light.jpg?resize=231%2C300&ssl=1 231w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/yagami_light.jpg?resize=323%2C420&ssl=1 323w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/yagami_light.jpg?resize=768%2C998&ssl=1 768w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px" /></a></p>
<p>As your beloved protagonist of the aniblog version of Hiatus x Hiatus, you know I can get a bit… distracted. So keeping me on-target with requests is a totally fine thing to do. (I promise I’ll look at scanlations eventually!)</p>
<p>This particular tale of woe begins with one such innocuous ask:</p>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Ralon17.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-73953" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Ralon17.jpg?resize=657%2C207&ssl=1" alt="" width="657" height="207" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Ralon17.jpg?w=657&ssl=1 657w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Ralon17.jpg?resize=300%2C95&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Ralon17.jpg?resize=640%2C202&ssl=1 640w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 657px) 100vw, 657px" /></a></p>
<p>Ralon17 was not lying. After perusing nyaa, I found myself staring at 20-some seemingly viable releases. Normally I’d peace out after that much nonsense, but then I happened across some drama, and I can’t resist that particular siren’s call. All courtesy of one of the solo-groups (PromareDayOne a.k.a. PromareWeekOne):</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="https://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/PromareDayOne_01.jpg">PromareDayOne</a>: “KudouUsagi is a liar. They claim that they made their own fansub and that it’s not based on mine, but by pure coincidence it has the same spelling mistakes as v1.1 of my subs.”</li>
<li><a href="https://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/PromareDayOne_02.jpg">PromareDayOne</a>, once again: “Keep in mind that all fansubs released so far for Promare are to some extent based on mine, so if I hadn’t released mine there might still not be any subtitles for this movie.”</li>
<li><a href="https://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/PromareDayOne_03.jpg">Also PromareDayOne</a>: “I don’t speak Japanese”</li>
</ul>
<p>Nothing for it other than to download 121 GB of the same movie and find out what the fuck is going on.</p>
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<h1><strong>And You Thought <em>I</em> Was Lazy</strong></h1>
<p>After going through these releases, I have come to the conclusion that Covid is not enough.</p>
<figure id="attachment_74065" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74065" style="width: 390px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Corona-chan_by_kurolace.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="wp-image-74065" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Corona-chan_by_kurolace.jpg?resize=400%2C584&ssl=1" alt="" width="400" height="584" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Corona-chan_by_kurolace.jpg?w=701&ssl=1 701w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Corona-chan_by_kurolace.jpg?resize=205%2C300&ssl=1 205w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Corona-chan_by_kurolace.jpg?resize=288%2C420&ssl=1 288w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74065" class="wp-caption-text">More, please~</figcaption></figure>
<p><strong>Housecleaning (only unspoiler if you care about process documentation):</strong></p>
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<p>I <em>tried</em> using MPV as my test suite for these releases, because after all the commentary informing me mpv is what “the scene” has thrown in with, I was willing to give it a shot. However, it is very difficult to track screenshots across multiple releases when image saving results in shit like “mpv-shot0001.jpg”. No settings? No way to validate the version or update the program? I can’t use this for testing, folks. Not without losing my mind.</p>
<p><figure id="attachment_74067" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74067" style="width: 359px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Experiment_by_Gujira.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="wp-image-74067" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Experiment_by_Gujira.jpg?resize=369%2C524&ssl=1" alt="" width="369" height="524" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Experiment_by_Gujira.jpg?w=1057&ssl=1 1057w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Experiment_by_Gujira.jpg?resize=211%2C300&ssl=1 211w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Experiment_by_Gujira.jpg?resize=296%2C420&ssl=1 296w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Experiment_by_Gujira.jpg?resize=768%2C1090&ssl=1 768w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 369px) 100vw, 369px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74067" class="wp-caption-text">Imma fuck those mice.</figcaption></figure></p>
<p>For reviews going forward (with new releases), I <em>will</em> check the visuals out with mpv. The typesetters, at least, are owed that. However when it comes to the actual script? Cut me a bit of slack, onegaishimasudesu.</p>
<p><figure id="attachment_74068" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74068" style="width: 410px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/By_kotot.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="wp-image-74068 size-large" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/By_kotot.jpg?resize=420%2C420&ssl=1" alt="" width="420" height="420" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/By_kotot.jpg?resize=420%2C420&ssl=1 420w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/By_kotot.jpg?resize=300%2C300&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/By_kotot.jpg?resize=150%2C150&ssl=1 150w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/By_kotot.jpg?resize=768%2C768&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/By_kotot.jpg?resize=1536%2C1536&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/By_kotot.jpg?w=1999&ssl=1 1999w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74068" class="wp-caption-text">Thx for caring</figcaption></figure></p>
<p>Also, there are a lot of screenshots in this post and I didn’t comment on every single one like I normally do. If you’re honestly confused as to what point I’m trying to make, or what the error is, the comments section is open. Any line that requires more than a sentence of explanation as to why it’s wrong has been left out of this post. Therefore, everything highlighted should be either a simple grammatical error or a spelling mistake. Think of it as Where’s Waldo, except you’re looking for his simple cousin who isn’t doing the best job of hiding.</p>
<p>But again, just ask. I’m happy to give you personal attention, but like not in the creepy gym teacher way.</p>
<p><figure id="attachment_74078" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74078" style="width: 390px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/teacher-sensei.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="wp-image-74078" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/teacher-sensei.jpg?resize=400%2C561&ssl=1" alt="" width="400" height="561" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/teacher-sensei.jpg?w=687&ssl=1 687w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/teacher-sensei.jpg?resize=214%2C300&ssl=1 214w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/teacher-sensei.jpg?resize=299%2C420&ssl=1 299w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74078" class="wp-caption-text">Unless…</figcaption></figure></p>
<p></div></div></div>
<p>The thing to understand about Promare releases is that the descriptions and the comments on Nyaa are all fucking wrong. This is less that the releasers are liars than it is they fundamentally have no fucking clue what they’re doing.</p>
<p>Across these 21 releases, there are only 11 unique scripts. All are based on the US GKIDS translation:</p>
<figure id="attachment_74033" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74033" style="width: 630px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/LAZY_v2-scaled.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="size-large wp-image-74033" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/LAZY_v2.jpg?resize=640%2C138&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="138" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/LAZY_v2-scaled.jpg?resize=640%2C138&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/LAZY_v2-scaled.jpg?resize=300%2C65&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/LAZY_v2-scaled.jpg?resize=768%2C166&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/LAZY_v2-scaled.jpg?resize=1536%2C332&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/LAZY_v2-scaled.jpg?resize=2048%2C442&ssl=1 2048w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/LAZY_v2-scaled.jpg?w=2550&ssl=1 2550w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74033" class="wp-caption-text">Yes, I could have used Visio, but MS Paint is way more my brand. Was planning to clean it up, but then I didn’t.</figcaption></figure>
<p>I think that clarifies things, but just in case, have a screenshot of the Excel I used to keep track of what was going on:</p>
<figure id="attachment_74077" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74077" style="width: 491px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Excel-1.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="size-large wp-image-74077" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Excel-1.jpg?resize=501%2C420&ssl=1" alt="" width="501" height="420" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Excel-1.jpg?resize=501%2C420&ssl=1 501w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Excel-1.jpg?resize=300%2C252&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Excel-1.jpg?w=690&ssl=1 690w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 501px) 100vw, 501px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74077" class="wp-caption-text">You know the scene’s in a good spot when a post requires me to spend more time in Excel than in my video player.</figcaption></figure>
<p>Feel free to check my results by extracting the subs and comparing them in Notepad++ with the Compare plug-in. But yeah, I’m pretty confident this is accurate.</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h1><strong>Release Breakdowns</strong></h1>
<h2>PromareDayOne v.1.1 (Not Recommended)</h2>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Judas-Promare.mkv_snapshot_01.11.19_2020.10.11_15.08.12.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-73994" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Judas-Promare.mkv_snapshot_01.11.19_2020.10.11_15.08.12.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Judas-Promare.mkv_snapshot_01.11.19_2020.10.11_15.08.12.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Judas-Promare.mkv_snapshot_01.11.19_2020.10.11_15.08.12.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Judas-Promare.mkv_snapshot_01.11.19_2020.10.11_15.08.12.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Judas-Promare.mkv_snapshot_01.11.19_2020.10.11_15.08.12.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Judas-Promare.mkv_snapshot_01.11.19_2020.10.11_15.08.12.jpg?w=1920&ssl=1 1920w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
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<p><strong>tl;dr:</strong> Some retard transcribed a camrip of the official subs for Promare thinking it’d get him laid by middle schoolers awed by his ability to write down simple words he saw on a screen.</p>
<p><figure id="attachment_73995" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-73995" style="width: 630px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Judas-Promare.mkv_snapshot_00.09.44_2020.10.11_15.03.18.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="size-large wp-image-73995" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Judas-Promare.mkv_snapshot_00.09.44_2020.10.11_15.03.18.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Judas-Promare.mkv_snapshot_00.09.44_2020.10.11_15.03.18.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Judas-Promare.mkv_snapshot_00.09.44_2020.10.11_15.03.18.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Judas-Promare.mkv_snapshot_00.09.44_2020.10.11_15.03.18.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Judas-Promare.mkv_snapshot_00.09.44_2020.10.11_15.03.18.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Judas-Promare.mkv_snapshot_00.09.44_2020.10.11_15.03.18.jpg?w=1920&ssl=1 1920w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-73995" class="wp-caption-text">Except he sucked at it.</figcaption></figure></p>
<p>When others released their own versions of Promare, he then went around accusing everyone of stealing his subtitles and telling folks who actually <em>did</em> shit he was <a href="https://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/So_Impressed.jpg">impressed</a> they weren’t low-effort derivatives of “his” amazing work that he spent <a href="https://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/So_much_time_spent.jpg">his whole life</a> on. Then he cried <a href="https://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Woe_is_he.jpg">when people weren’t appreciative</a> of his <em>free</em> diarrhea pie. Boo fucking hoo.</p>
<p><figure id="attachment_73996" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-73996" style="width: 630px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Judas-Promare.mkv_snapshot_01.23.17_2020.10.11_15.09.34.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="wp-image-73996 size-large" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Judas-Promare.mkv_snapshot_01.23.17_2020.10.11_15.09.34.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Judas-Promare.mkv_snapshot_01.23.17_2020.10.11_15.09.34.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Judas-Promare.mkv_snapshot_01.23.17_2020.10.11_15.09.34.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Judas-Promare.mkv_snapshot_01.23.17_2020.10.11_15.09.34.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Judas-Promare.mkv_snapshot_01.23.17_2020.10.11_15.09.34.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Judas-Promare.mkv_snapshot_01.23.17_2020.10.11_15.09.34.jpg?w=1920&ssl=1 1920w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-73996" class="wp-caption-text">My super power is bullying.</figcaption></figure></p>
<p>PDO’s constant gaslighting around what his release actually was (again: a low-effort transcription of a camrip) made figuring out what was going on with all these releases a major pain in the ass. It even confused the other groups, making their release notes untrustworthy garbage.</p>
<p>Luckily, it seems he quit “fansubbing” after realizing Nyaa has a comments section.</p>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/nyaaFTW.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-74035" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/nyaaFTW.jpg?resize=1275%2C506&ssl=1" alt="" width="1275" height="506" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/nyaaFTW.jpg?w=1365&ssl=1 1365w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/nyaaFTW.jpg?resize=300%2C119&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/nyaaFTW.jpg?resize=640%2C254&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/nyaaFTW.jpg?resize=768%2C305&ssl=1 768w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1275px) 100vw, 1275px" /></a></p>
<p>Thanks greenskins, you’re the real heroes.</p>
<p><strong>Scripts</strong></p>
<p>All these are formatted as <strong>Unique Script Name </strong>{<em>The Script’s Source</em>}.</p>
<ul>
<li><strong>PromareDayOne v.1.1</strong> {<em>GKIDS US Official Translation</em>}
<ul>
<li>You’d think it would be easy to copy a professionally translated script without adding in errors every time you tried to put your own spin on things. Well, it <em>is</em> easy. PDO just sucks at life.</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li><strong>AEDNuLL</strong> {<em>PromareDayOne v.1.1</em>}
<ul>
<li>Made 4 whole script changes to PDO’s 1.1, fixing none of the errors.</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li><strong>Leeson</strong> {<em>PromareDayOne v.1.1</em>}
<ul>
<li>Fixed a portion of the obvious mistakes in the 1.1, but not nearly enough to escape this category.</li>
</ul>
</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Groups<br />
</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>AEDNuLL (untagged)</li>
<li>[DB]</li>
<li>[Judas]</li>
<li>[Leeson]</li>
<li>[sensual]</li>
<li>[Shigin]</li>
<li>[zza]</li>
</ul>
<p>Things get more pathetic when you realize the only changes this kid made served to make things worse. How many hours did he say he worked on this, again?</p>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Making_things_worse.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-73972" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Making_things_worse.jpg?resize=640%2C375&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="375" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Making_things_worse.jpg?resize=640%2C375&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Making_things_worse.jpg?resize=300%2C176&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Making_things_worse.jpg?resize=768%2C450&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Making_things_worse.jpg?resize=1536%2C899&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Making_things_worse.jpg?resize=2048%2C1199&ssl=1 2048w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<p> </p>
<h2>Script Examples</h2>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Judas-Promare.mkv_snapshot_00.21.21_2020.10.11_15.04.05.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-73997" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Judas-Promare.mkv_snapshot_00.21.21_2020.10.11_15.04.05.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Judas-Promare.mkv_snapshot_00.21.21_2020.10.11_15.04.05.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Judas-Promare.mkv_snapshot_00.21.21_2020.10.11_15.04.05.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Judas-Promare.mkv_snapshot_00.21.21_2020.10.11_15.04.05.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Judas-Promare.mkv_snapshot_00.21.21_2020.10.11_15.04.05.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Judas-Promare.mkv_snapshot_00.21.21_2020.10.11_15.04.05.jpg?w=1920&ssl=1 1920w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a> <a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Judas-Promare.mkv_snapshot_00.25.41_2020.10.11_15.04.33.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-73998" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Judas-Promare.mkv_snapshot_00.25.41_2020.10.11_15.04.33.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Judas-Promare.mkv_snapshot_00.25.41_2020.10.11_15.04.33.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, 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src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Judas-Promare.mkv_snapshot_01.20.40_2020.10.11_15.09.16.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Judas-Promare.mkv_snapshot_01.20.40_2020.10.11_15.09.16.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Judas-Promare.mkv_snapshot_01.20.40_2020.10.11_15.09.16.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Judas-Promare.mkv_snapshot_01.20.40_2020.10.11_15.09.16.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Judas-Promare.mkv_snapshot_01.20.40_2020.10.11_15.09.16.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Judas-Promare.mkv_snapshot_01.20.40_2020.10.11_15.09.16.jpg?w=1920&ssl=1 1920w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<p>As a transcription, these subs hew very closely to the official GKIDS translation. However, they are punctuated by mistakes made in the process – either accidentally or a result of intentioned incompetence.</p>
<p>Due to the added errors, these are objectively worse than the official subs. Welcome to the common theme of this post.</p>
<p></div></div></div>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h2>KudouUsagi v.0 (Not Recommended)</h2>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Beatrice-Raws-Promare-BDRip-1920x1080-HEVC-FLAC.mkv_snapshot_00.23.54_2020.10.11_15.49.37.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-73987" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Beatrice-Raws-Promare-BDRip-1920x1080-HEVC-FLAC.mkv_snapshot_00.23.54_2020.10.11_15.49.37.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Beatrice-Raws-Promare-BDRip-1920x1080-HEVC-FLAC.mkv_snapshot_00.23.54_2020.10.11_15.49.37.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Beatrice-Raws-Promare-BDRip-1920x1080-HEVC-FLAC.mkv_snapshot_00.23.54_2020.10.11_15.49.37.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Beatrice-Raws-Promare-BDRip-1920x1080-HEVC-FLAC.mkv_snapshot_00.23.54_2020.10.11_15.49.37.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Beatrice-Raws-Promare-BDRip-1920x1080-HEVC-FLAC.mkv_snapshot_00.23.54_2020.10.11_15.49.37.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Beatrice-Raws-Promare-BDRip-1920x1080-HEVC-FLAC.mkv_snapshot_00.23.54_2020.10.11_15.49.37.jpg?w=1920&ssl=1 1920w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<div style="margin:20px; margin-top:5px"><div class="smallfont" style="margin-bottom:2px"><b>Spoiler</b> for <i></i> <input type="button" value="Show" style="width:45px;font-size:10px;margin:0px;padding:0px;" onClick="if (this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display != '') { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = ''; this.innerText = ''; this.value = 'Hide'; } else { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = 'none'; this.innerText = ''; this.value = 'Show'; }"></div><div class="alt2" style="margin: 0px; padding: 6px; border: 1px inset;"><div style="display: none;"></p>
<p>There are some good ideas here. Unfortunately, there are more bad ones.</p>
<p><strong>Scripts</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><strong>KudouUsagi v.0</strong> {<em>GKIDS US Official Translation</em>}
<ul>
<li>Released under [Carpenter Rabbit].</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li><strong>CosmicDuck</strong> {<em>KudouUsagi v.0</em>}
<ul>
<li>This fixed like one or two things from the [Carpenter Rabbit] release.</li>
</ul>
</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Groups</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>[Anime Land]</li>
<li>[Beatrice-Raws]</li>
<li>[CarpenterRabbit]</li>
<li>[CosmicDuck]</li>
<li>[Hakata Ramen]</li>
<li>[Meakes]</li>
<li>[Mr.Deadpool]</li>
</ul>
<h2></h2>
<h2>Script Examples</h2>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Beatrice-Raws-Promare-BDRip-1920x1080-HEVC-FLAC.mkv_snapshot_00.09.07_2020.10.11_15.45.49.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-73988" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Beatrice-Raws-Promare-BDRip-1920x1080-HEVC-FLAC.mkv_snapshot_00.09.07_2020.10.11_15.45.49.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Beatrice-Raws-Promare-BDRip-1920x1080-HEVC-FLAC.mkv_snapshot_00.09.07_2020.10.11_15.45.49.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Beatrice-Raws-Promare-BDRip-1920x1080-HEVC-FLAC.mkv_snapshot_00.09.07_2020.10.11_15.45.49.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, 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src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Beatrice-Raws-Promare-BDRip-1920x1080-HEVC-FLAC.mkv_snapshot_00.12.54_2020.10.11_15.46.49.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Beatrice-Raws-Promare-BDRip-1920x1080-HEVC-FLAC.mkv_snapshot_00.12.54_2020.10.11_15.46.49.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Beatrice-Raws-Promare-BDRip-1920x1080-HEVC-FLAC.mkv_snapshot_00.12.54_2020.10.11_15.46.49.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Beatrice-Raws-Promare-BDRip-1920x1080-HEVC-FLAC.mkv_snapshot_00.12.54_2020.10.11_15.46.49.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Beatrice-Raws-Promare-BDRip-1920x1080-HEVC-FLAC.mkv_snapshot_00.12.54_2020.10.11_15.46.49.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Beatrice-Raws-Promare-BDRip-1920x1080-HEVC-FLAC.mkv_snapshot_00.12.54_2020.10.11_15.46.49.jpg?w=1920&ssl=1 1920w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a> <a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Beatrice-Raws-Promare-BDRip-1920x1080-HEVC-FLAC.mkv_snapshot_00.20.58_2020.10.11_15.48.07.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-73990" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Beatrice-Raws-Promare-BDRip-1920x1080-HEVC-FLAC.mkv_snapshot_00.20.58_2020.10.11_15.48.07.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Beatrice-Raws-Promare-BDRip-1920x1080-HEVC-FLAC.mkv_snapshot_00.20.58_2020.10.11_15.48.07.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Beatrice-Raws-Promare-BDRip-1920x1080-HEVC-FLAC.mkv_snapshot_00.20.58_2020.10.11_15.48.07.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Beatrice-Raws-Promare-BDRip-1920x1080-HEVC-FLAC.mkv_snapshot_00.20.58_2020.10.11_15.48.07.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Beatrice-Raws-Promare-BDRip-1920x1080-HEVC-FLAC.mkv_snapshot_00.20.58_2020.10.11_15.48.07.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Beatrice-Raws-Promare-BDRip-1920x1080-HEVC-FLAC.mkv_snapshot_00.20.58_2020.10.11_15.48.07.jpg?w=1920&ssl=1 1920w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a> <a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Beatrice-Raws-Promare-BDRip-1920x1080-HEVC-FLAC.mkv_snapshot_00.21.21_2020.10.11_15.48.33.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-73991" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Beatrice-Raws-Promare-BDRip-1920x1080-HEVC-FLAC.mkv_snapshot_00.21.21_2020.10.11_15.48.33.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Beatrice-Raws-Promare-BDRip-1920x1080-HEVC-FLAC.mkv_snapshot_00.21.21_2020.10.11_15.48.33.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Beatrice-Raws-Promare-BDRip-1920x1080-HEVC-FLAC.mkv_snapshot_00.21.21_2020.10.11_15.48.33.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Beatrice-Raws-Promare-BDRip-1920x1080-HEVC-FLAC.mkv_snapshot_00.21.21_2020.10.11_15.48.33.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, 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srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Beatrice-Raws-Promare-BDRip-1920x1080-HEVC-FLAC.mkv_snapshot_00.22.16_2020.10.11_15.49.09.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Beatrice-Raws-Promare-BDRip-1920x1080-HEVC-FLAC.mkv_snapshot_00.22.16_2020.10.11_15.49.09.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Beatrice-Raws-Promare-BDRip-1920x1080-HEVC-FLAC.mkv_snapshot_00.22.16_2020.10.11_15.49.09.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Beatrice-Raws-Promare-BDRip-1920x1080-HEVC-FLAC.mkv_snapshot_00.22.16_2020.10.11_15.49.09.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Beatrice-Raws-Promare-BDRip-1920x1080-HEVC-FLAC.mkv_snapshot_00.22.16_2020.10.11_15.49.09.jpg?w=1920&ssl=1 1920w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a> <a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Beatrice-Raws-Promare-BDRip-1920x1080-HEVC-FLAC.mkv_snapshot_00.26.35_2020.10.11_15.50.21.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-73993" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Beatrice-Raws-Promare-BDRip-1920x1080-HEVC-FLAC.mkv_snapshot_00.26.35_2020.10.11_15.50.21.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Beatrice-Raws-Promare-BDRip-1920x1080-HEVC-FLAC.mkv_snapshot_00.26.35_2020.10.11_15.50.21.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Beatrice-Raws-Promare-BDRip-1920x1080-HEVC-FLAC.mkv_snapshot_00.26.35_2020.10.11_15.50.21.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, 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<p>Honestly, when this kid doesn’t fundamentally misunderstand the English language, some of the changes make sense.</p>
<p>“Is this a legitimate decision?” in the official release makes no sense. It technically counts as a proper sentence, but it means nothing here. Changing “legitimate” to “official” is a valuable edit. Of course, it should be “an official”, so they just changed a bad translation to bad English, but you can tell there was a human behind these changes. Fatally flawed and undeserving of sympathy or love, but a human nonetheless.</p>
<p></div></div></div>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h2>KudouUsagi v. 2 (Not Recommended)</h2>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare-Movie.mkv_snapshot_00.19.01_2020.10.11_15.59.33.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-73981" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare-Movie.mkv_snapshot_00.19.01_2020.10.11_15.59.33.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare-Movie.mkv_snapshot_00.19.01_2020.10.11_15.59.33.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare-Movie.mkv_snapshot_00.19.01_2020.10.11_15.59.33.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare-Movie.mkv_snapshot_00.19.01_2020.10.11_15.59.33.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare-Movie.mkv_snapshot_00.19.01_2020.10.11_15.59.33.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare-Movie.mkv_snapshot_00.19.01_2020.10.11_15.59.33.jpg?w=1920&ssl=1 1920w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
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<p><strong>Scripts</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><strong>KudouUsagi v.1</strong> {<em>KudouUsagi v.0</em>}
<ul>
<li>They changed a lot more, and it got worse in the process.</li>
</ul>
</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Groups</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>[DB]</li>
<li>[KudouUsagi]</li>
</ul>
<p> </p>
<h2>Script Examples</h2>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare-Movie.mkv_snapshot_00.12.15_2020.10.11_15.57.02.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-73982" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare-Movie.mkv_snapshot_00.12.15_2020.10.11_15.57.02.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare-Movie.mkv_snapshot_00.12.15_2020.10.11_15.57.02.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare-Movie.mkv_snapshot_00.12.15_2020.10.11_15.57.02.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare-Movie.mkv_snapshot_00.12.15_2020.10.11_15.57.02.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare-Movie.mkv_snapshot_00.12.15_2020.10.11_15.57.02.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare-Movie.mkv_snapshot_00.12.15_2020.10.11_15.57.02.jpg?w=1920&ssl=1 1920w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a> <a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare-Movie.mkv_snapshot_00.13.15_2020.10.11_15.57.40.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-73983" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare-Movie.mkv_snapshot_00.13.15_2020.10.11_15.57.40.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare-Movie.mkv_snapshot_00.13.15_2020.10.11_15.57.40.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare-Movie.mkv_snapshot_00.13.15_2020.10.11_15.57.40.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare-Movie.mkv_snapshot_00.13.15_2020.10.11_15.57.40.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare-Movie.mkv_snapshot_00.13.15_2020.10.11_15.57.40.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare-Movie.mkv_snapshot_00.13.15_2020.10.11_15.57.40.jpg?w=1920&ssl=1 1920w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a> <a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare-Movie.mkv_snapshot_00.19.06_2020.10.11_15.59.43.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-73984" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare-Movie.mkv_snapshot_00.19.06_2020.10.11_15.59.43.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare-Movie.mkv_snapshot_00.19.06_2020.10.11_15.59.43.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare-Movie.mkv_snapshot_00.19.06_2020.10.11_15.59.43.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare-Movie.mkv_snapshot_00.19.06_2020.10.11_15.59.43.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare-Movie.mkv_snapshot_00.19.06_2020.10.11_15.59.43.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare-Movie.mkv_snapshot_00.19.06_2020.10.11_15.59.43.jpg?w=1920&ssl=1 1920w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a> <a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare-Movie.mkv_snapshot_00.19.31_2020.10.11_16.00.05.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-73985" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare-Movie.mkv_snapshot_00.19.31_2020.10.11_16.00.05.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare-Movie.mkv_snapshot_00.19.31_2020.10.11_16.00.05.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare-Movie.mkv_snapshot_00.19.31_2020.10.11_16.00.05.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare-Movie.mkv_snapshot_00.19.31_2020.10.11_16.00.05.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare-Movie.mkv_snapshot_00.19.31_2020.10.11_16.00.05.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare-Movie.mkv_snapshot_00.19.31_2020.10.11_16.00.05.jpg?w=1920&ssl=1 1920w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a> <a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare-Movie.mkv_snapshot_00.20.57_2020.10.11_16.01.04.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-73986" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare-Movie.mkv_snapshot_00.20.57_2020.10.11_16.01.04.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare-Movie.mkv_snapshot_00.20.57_2020.10.11_16.01.04.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare-Movie.mkv_snapshot_00.20.57_2020.10.11_16.01.04.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare-Movie.mkv_snapshot_00.20.57_2020.10.11_16.01.04.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare-Movie.mkv_snapshot_00.20.57_2020.10.11_16.01.04.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare-Movie.mkv_snapshot_00.20.57_2020.10.11_16.01.04.jpg?w=1920&ssl=1 1920w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<p>How is it that in your second try you make the end result <em>worse</em>? To riff off Young Frankenstein, this kid’s thinker would be labeled Abby Cess.</p>
<p></div></div></div>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h2>ScenikEight (Not Recommended)</h2>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare.mkv_snapshot_00.12.51_2020.10.11_16.08.37.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-73975" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare.mkv_snapshot_00.12.51_2020.10.11_16.08.37.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare.mkv_snapshot_00.12.51_2020.10.11_16.08.37.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare.mkv_snapshot_00.12.51_2020.10.11_16.08.37.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare.mkv_snapshot_00.12.51_2020.10.11_16.08.37.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare.mkv_snapshot_00.12.51_2020.10.11_16.08.37.jpg?w=1280&ssl=1 1280w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
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<p><strong>Scripts</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><strong>ScenikEight</strong> {<em>GKIDS US Official Translation</em>}
<ul>
<li>This script had a lot of changes compared to the original translation, but most of them didn’t seem to serve a point. I’m not accepting friend applications at the moment, but I find it hard to believe editors are <em>that</em> hard to find.</li>
</ul>
</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Groups</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>[Mr.Deadpool]</li>
<li>ScenikEight (untagged; .ass release only)</li>
</ul>
<p> </p>
<h2>Script Examples</h2>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare.mkv_snapshot_00.09.48_2020.10.11_16.07.06.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-73976" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare.mkv_snapshot_00.09.48_2020.10.11_16.07.06.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare.mkv_snapshot_00.09.48_2020.10.11_16.07.06.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare.mkv_snapshot_00.09.48_2020.10.11_16.07.06.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare.mkv_snapshot_00.09.48_2020.10.11_16.07.06.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare.mkv_snapshot_00.09.48_2020.10.11_16.07.06.jpg?w=1280&ssl=1 1280w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a> <a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare.mkv_snapshot_01.09.32_2020.10.11_16.24.08.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-73977" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare.mkv_snapshot_01.09.32_2020.10.11_16.24.08.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare.mkv_snapshot_01.09.32_2020.10.11_16.24.08.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare.mkv_snapshot_01.09.32_2020.10.11_16.24.08.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare.mkv_snapshot_01.09.32_2020.10.11_16.24.08.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare.mkv_snapshot_01.09.32_2020.10.11_16.24.08.jpg?w=1280&ssl=1 1280w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a> <a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare.mkv_snapshot_01.10.00_2020.10.11_16.24.57.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-73978" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare.mkv_snapshot_01.10.00_2020.10.11_16.24.57.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare.mkv_snapshot_01.10.00_2020.10.11_16.24.57.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare.mkv_snapshot_01.10.00_2020.10.11_16.24.57.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare.mkv_snapshot_01.10.00_2020.10.11_16.24.57.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare.mkv_snapshot_01.10.00_2020.10.11_16.24.57.jpg?w=1280&ssl=1 1280w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a> <a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare.mkv_snapshot_01.14.48_2020.10.11_16.27.07.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-73979" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare.mkv_snapshot_01.14.48_2020.10.11_16.27.07.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare.mkv_snapshot_01.14.48_2020.10.11_16.27.07.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare.mkv_snapshot_01.14.48_2020.10.11_16.27.07.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare.mkv_snapshot_01.14.48_2020.10.11_16.27.07.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare.mkv_snapshot_01.14.48_2020.10.11_16.27.07.jpg?w=1280&ssl=1 1280w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a> <a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare.mkv_snapshot_01.21.59_2020.10.11_16.29.54.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-73980" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare.mkv_snapshot_01.21.59_2020.10.11_16.29.54.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare.mkv_snapshot_01.21.59_2020.10.11_16.29.54.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare.mkv_snapshot_01.21.59_2020.10.11_16.29.54.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare.mkv_snapshot_01.21.59_2020.10.11_16.29.54.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare.mkv_snapshot_01.21.59_2020.10.11_16.29.54.jpg?w=1280&ssl=1 1280w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<p>It’s like this shit was TLC’d in a vacuum. And by that, I mean the kinda vacuum that incels buy solely to fuck.</p>
<p><figure id="attachment_74089" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74089" style="width: 430px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/by_silverwing.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="size-large wp-image-74089" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/by_silverwing.jpg?resize=440%2C420&ssl=1" alt="" width="440" height="420" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/by_silverwing.jpg?resize=440%2C420&ssl=1 440w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/by_silverwing.jpg?resize=300%2C286&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/by_silverwing.jpg?resize=768%2C733&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/by_silverwing.jpg?w=1048&ssl=1 1048w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 440px) 100vw, 440px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74089" class="wp-caption-text">Rounded for his pleasure.</figcaption></figure></p>
<p>How does one make it through life without having a single desire to improve themselves? I don’t know when ScenikEight’s value as a human being expired, but it must have been quite some time ago.</p>
<p></div></div></div>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h2>Untouched GKIDS US BD Release (Recommended, Albeit Sadly)</h2>
<p>This is the blandest, most soulless translation you could possibly get, for a film where the bombast is its primary selling point. But I can watch with these scripts without getting a migraine, which is more than I can say for anything else those brainless dregs masquerading as fansubbers put out.</p>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/CBM_Promare_Dual_Audio_BDRip_1080p_x265_10bit_AC3E519B.mkv_snapshot_01.30.07_2020.10.11_21.06.21.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74025" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/CBM_Promare_Dual_Audio_BDRip_1080p_x265_10bit_AC3E519B.mkv_snapshot_01.30.07_2020.10.11_21.06.21.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/CBM_Promare_Dual_Audio_BDRip_1080p_x265_10bit_AC3E519B.mkv_snapshot_01.30.07_2020.10.11_21.06.21.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/CBM_Promare_Dual_Audio_BDRip_1080p_x265_10bit_AC3E519B.mkv_snapshot_01.30.07_2020.10.11_21.06.21.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/CBM_Promare_Dual_Audio_BDRip_1080p_x265_10bit_AC3E519B.mkv_snapshot_01.30.07_2020.10.11_21.06.21.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/CBM_Promare_Dual_Audio_BDRip_1080p_x265_10bit_AC3E519B.mkv_snapshot_01.30.07_2020.10.11_21.06.21.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/CBM_Promare_Dual_Audio_BDRip_1080p_x265_10bit_AC3E519B.mkv_snapshot_01.30.07_2020.10.11_21.06.21.jpg?w=1920&ssl=1 1920w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
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<p><strong>Scripts</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><strong>GKIDS US Official Translation</strong></li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Groups</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>“Promare US BD Remux”
<ul>
<li>0-effort release, which resulted in a better product than every other group aside from [CBM].</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li>[CBM]
<ul>
<li>CBM wins by doing absolutely nothing at all.</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li>[Tess]
<ul>
<li>They included a second script with fancy dialogue styling, but they forgot to adjust the timing, so it’s a complete fucking mess.</li>
</ul>
</li>
</ul>
<p> </p>
<h2>Script Examples</h2>
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src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/CBM_Promare_Dual_Audio_BDRip_1080p_x265_10bit_AC3E519B.mkv_snapshot_00.20.41_2020.10.11_21.13.56.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/CBM_Promare_Dual_Audio_BDRip_1080p_x265_10bit_AC3E519B.mkv_snapshot_00.20.41_2020.10.11_21.13.56.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/CBM_Promare_Dual_Audio_BDRip_1080p_x265_10bit_AC3E519B.mkv_snapshot_00.20.41_2020.10.11_21.13.56.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/CBM_Promare_Dual_Audio_BDRip_1080p_x265_10bit_AC3E519B.mkv_snapshot_00.20.41_2020.10.11_21.13.56.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/CBM_Promare_Dual_Audio_BDRip_1080p_x265_10bit_AC3E519B.mkv_snapshot_00.20.41_2020.10.11_21.13.56.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/CBM_Promare_Dual_Audio_BDRip_1080p_x265_10bit_AC3E519B.mkv_snapshot_00.20.41_2020.10.11_21.13.56.jpg?w=1920&ssl=1 1920w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a> <a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/CBM_Promare_Dual_Audio_BDRip_1080p_x265_10bit_AC3E519B.mkv_snapshot_00.20.45_2020.10.11_21.14.04.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74081" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/CBM_Promare_Dual_Audio_BDRip_1080p_x265_10bit_AC3E519B.mkv_snapshot_00.20.45_2020.10.11_21.14.04.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/CBM_Promare_Dual_Audio_BDRip_1080p_x265_10bit_AC3E519B.mkv_snapshot_00.20.45_2020.10.11_21.14.04.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, 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<p>I would not hire this translator for any official purpose beyond janitorial duties.</p>
<p></div></div></div>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h2>Slightly Molested GKIDS US BD Release (Not Recommended)</h2>
<p>These haven’t earned a section of their own. Enjoy a variety of failures.</p>
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<p><strong>Scripts</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><strong>ZetaRebel</strong> {<em>GKIDS US Official Translation</em>}
<ul>
<li>Much like child rape, this release is not good.</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li><strong>Hakata Ramen</strong> {<em>ZetaRebel</em>}
<ul>
<li><a href="https://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Why.jpg">Every edit made the end product <em>significantly</em> worse. </a></li>
</ul>
</li>
<li><strong>PromareDayOne v.1.5</strong> {<em>PromareDayOne v.1.1</em>}
<ul>
<li>This version has fewer changes versus the source script, which makes it better. Still edited by some ESL rando, unfortunately.</li>
</ul>
</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Groups</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>[DB]</li>
<li>[Hakata Ramen]</li>
<li>[PromareDayOne]</li>
<li>[Shigin]</li>
<li>[ZetaRebel]</li>
<li>Meakes (normie pirate tagging)</li>
</ul>
<p> </p>
<h2>Script Examples</h2>
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class="alignnone size-large wp-image-74021" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare.mkv_snapshot_01.33.12_2020.10.11_19.34.19.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare.mkv_snapshot_01.33.12_2020.10.11_19.34.19.jpg?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare.mkv_snapshot_01.33.12_2020.10.11_19.34.19.jpg?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare.mkv_snapshot_01.33.12_2020.10.11_19.34.19.jpg?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare.mkv_snapshot_01.33.12_2020.10.11_19.34.19.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&ssl=1 1536w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Promare.mkv_snapshot_01.33.12_2020.10.11_19.34.19.jpg?w=1920&ssl=1 1920w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<p>I’m so fucking tired.</p>
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<h1><strong>End Thoughts</strong></h1>
<figure id="attachment_74024" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74024" style="width: 410px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Emilia-tan_by_ame-816.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="wp-image-74024" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Emilia-tan_by_ame-816.jpg?resize=420%2C525&ssl=1" alt="" width="420" height="525" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Emilia-tan_by_ame-816.jpg?w=2000&ssl=1 2000w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Emilia-tan_by_ame-816.jpg?resize=240%2C300&ssl=1 240w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Emilia-tan_by_ame-816.jpg?resize=336%2C420&ssl=1 336w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Emilia-tan_by_ame-816.jpg?resize=768%2C960&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Emilia-tan_by_ame-816.jpg?resize=1229%2C1536&ssl=1 1229w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Emilia-tan_by_ame-816.jpg?resize=1638%2C2048&ssl=1 1638w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74024" class="wp-caption-text">Happy thoughts, D_S, happy thoughts…</figcaption></figure>
<p>To the members of any group mentioned in this article, please understand that I am saying this with the utmost sincerity and love:</p>
<p>You are not helping. You are a net drain on the scene, the fandom, and the world as a whole. Kill yourselves. Slit your wrists open with barbed wire, shove a fist down your throat, and see whether the blood loss or suffocation kills you first. Either way, please die uncomfortably.</p>
<figure id="attachment_74058" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-74058" style="width: 410px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/kawaii_by_unxi.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="wp-image-74058" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/kawaii_by_unxi.jpg?resize=420%2C560&ssl=1" alt="" width="420" height="560" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/kawaii_by_unxi.jpg?w=1537&ssl=1 1537w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/kawaii_by_unxi.jpg?resize=225%2C300&ssl=1 225w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/kawaii_by_unxi.jpg?resize=315%2C420&ssl=1 315w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/kawaii_by_unxi.jpg?resize=768%2C1023&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/kawaii_by_unxi.jpg?resize=1153%2C1536&ssl=1 1153w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-74058" class="wp-caption-text">It’ll be cute, I promise.</figcaption></figure>
<p>I get it, strawfansubber-kun. You spent “a lot” of time on the release. But what the fuck does your effort matter? Whether you spent 300 fucking hours on the release, or 1, if you came to the same failed result, does that make it better? Let’s level set: if some jerkoff spends 10 minutes to run makemkv on a blu-ray they stole from Best Buy, and you still can’t fucking beat that, it’s time to beat off. I hope your parents find you in a ditch the locals later name Cum Gully.</p>
<p>BD release groups have always scraped the bottom of the talent barrel, but this carnival of cock-ups has me reconsidering whether anything released in the past 5 years is worth archiving. I alluded to this in the comments on my <a href="https://www.crymore.net/2020/08/30/subtitle-comparison-die-hot-vs-netflix-great-pretender-1-2/">Great Pretender review</a>, but I legitimately had a crisis of faith after this comparison. People, please. The viewers, and the shows themselves – <em>no matter how bad they are</em> – deserve more than this.</p>
<p>Do better.</p>
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<title>Fall 2020 Anime Preview: Part 4 – Don’t Die Before I Do</title>
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<description><![CDATA[And that finishes up the season preview.   The Rankings – Part 4/4 In this episode: Taisou Samurai – Meh Kamisama ni Natta Hi – Excellent Yuukoku no Moriarty – Okay Ochikobore Fruit Tart – Okay A3! Season Autumn & Winter – Okay+ Sore dake ga Neck – Awful Magatsu Wahrheit: Zuerst – IDK Osomatsu-san ... <a title="Fall 2020 Anime Preview: Part 4 – Don’t Die Before I Do" class="read-more" href="https://www.crymore.net/2020/10/04/fall-2020-anime-preview-part-4-dont-die-before-i-do/" aria-label="More on Fall 2020 Anime Preview: Part 4 – Don’t Die Before I Do">Read more</a>]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And that finishes up the season preview.<span id="more-73880"></span></p>
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<h1>The Rankings – Part 4/4</h1>
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<p><strong>In this episode:</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Taisou Samurai – <strong>Meh</strong></li>
<li>Kamisama ni Natta Hi – <strong>Excellent</strong></li>
<li>Yuukoku no Moriarty – <strong>Okay</strong></li>
<li>Ochikobore Fruit Tart – <strong>Okay</strong></li>
<li>A3! Season Autumn & Winter – <strong>Okay+</strong></li>
<li>Sore dake ga Neck – <strong>Awful</strong></li>
<li>Magatsu Wahrheit: Zuerst – <strong>IDK</strong></li>
<li>Osomatsu-san 3rd Season – <strong>Bad</strong></li>
<li>Dogeza de Tanondemita – <strong>Great</strong></li>
<li>D4DJ: First Mix – <strong>??? (Leaning toward… “Okay”)</strong></li>
</ul>
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<h2>Taisou Samurai – <strong>Meh</strong></h2>
<p><strong>(Gymanstics Samurai)</strong></p>
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<p><strong>tl;dr: </strong>Single-dad drama, and the dad’s a gymnast.</p>
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<p><strong>Manga: </strong>N/A. Anime original.</p>
<p><strong>Director:</strong> <a href="https://myanimelist.net/people/44541/Hisatoshi_Shimizu">Hisatoshi Shimizu</a> (He did that weird Hi-Evolution Eureka Seven remake movie 3 years ago.)<strong><br />
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<p><strong>Animation Production: </strong><a title="MAPPA" href="https://myanimelist.net/anime/producer/569/MAPPA">MAPPA</a> (Inuyashiki, The God of High School, Days)</p>
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<p>Every season needs to have its ~drama~, but why bother with this when we have an <em>ef</em> knock-off coming up?</p>
<p>By my own standards, this likely deserves higher than a “Meh”, but I’m never gonna watch the series, so I’ll never be proven wrong. <3</p>
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<h2>Kamisama ni Natta Hi – <strong>Excellent</strong></h2>
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<p><strong>tl;dr:</strong></p>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/3.png?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-73906" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/3.png?resize=640%2C359&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="359" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/3.png?resize=640%2C359&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/3.png?resize=300%2C168&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/3.png?resize=768%2C431&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/3.png?w=1147&ssl=1 1147w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a> <a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/D.png?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-73907" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/D.png?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1" alt="" width="640" height="360" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/D.png?resize=640%2C360&ssl=1 640w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/D.png?resize=300%2C169&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/D.png?resize=768%2C432&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/D.png?w=1151&ssl=1 1151w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<p>I think most of you know Jun-kun, but in case you don’t, he’s the creator of:</p>
<ul>
<li>AIR</li>
<li>Angel Beats!</li>
<li>Chaos Queen Ryouko</li>
<li>Charlotte</li>
<li>CLANNAD</li>
<li>Kanon</li>
<li>Little Busters!</li>
<li>One ~Kagayaku Kisettsu e~</li>
<li>Summer Pockets</li>
</ul>
<p>As everyone knows, the title of creator means he alone was responsible for the successes of those products, and all failures can be attributed solely to those plebs he so gracefully allowed to carry out his immaculate vision. We can only pray that they don’t sabotage him again.</p>
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<p><strong>Manga/LN/VN: </strong>N/A. Anime original. Like Charlotte.</p>
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<p><strong>Director:</strong> <a href="https://myanimelist.net/people/37429/Yoshiyuki_Asai">Yoshiyuki Asai</a> (Charlotte, Fate/Apocrypha, Star Driver the Movie)<strong><br />
</strong></p>
<p><strong>Animation Production: </strong><a title="P.A. Works" href="https://myanimelist.net/anime/producer/132/PA_Works">P.A. Works</a></p>
<p><iframe loading="lazy" title="Kamisama ni Natta Hi (The Day I Became a God) - Official Trailer" width="1275" height="717" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/fpLmg2_BpK0?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>Leaning toward watching this as a marathon rather than weekly. If you can chain your tears from one episode to the next, I hear it makes you human for a bit.</p>
<p></div></div></div>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h2>Yuukoku no Moriarty – <strong>Okay</strong></h2>
<p><strong>(Moriarty the Patriot)</strong></p>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Moriarty_the_Patriot.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone wp-image-73909" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Moriarty_the_Patriot.jpg?resize=420%2C594&ssl=1" alt="" width="420" height="594" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Moriarty_the_Patriot.jpg?w=975&ssl=1 975w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Moriarty_the_Patriot.jpg?resize=212%2C300&ssl=1 212w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Moriarty_the_Patriot.jpg?resize=297%2C420&ssl=1 297w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Moriarty_the_Patriot.jpg?resize=768%2C1085&ssl=1 768w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px" /></a></p>
<p><strong>tl;dr: </strong>A pretty boy and his pretty crew commit murdercrimes to dismantle the evil institution of the nobility. And then Sherlock comes around and fucks it all up.</p>
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<p><strong>Manga: </strong><a href="https://mangadex.org/title/21338/moriarty-the-patriot">https://mangadex.org/title/21338/moriarty-the-patriot</a> (there are two group options; pick Cyan Steam, cuz although they’re idiots, at least their translator isn’t Google)</p>
<p><strong>Director:</strong> <a href="https://myanimelist.net/people/18003/Kazuya_Nomura">Kazuya Nomura</a> (Joker Gang, Robotics;Notes, Kaze ga Tsuyoku Fuiteiru)<strong><br />
</strong></p>
<p><strong>Animation Production: </strong><a title="Production I.G" href="https://myanimelist.net/anime/producer/10/Production_IG">Production I.G</a></p>
<p><iframe loading="lazy" title="TVアニメ「憂国のモリアーティ」PV第1弾" width="1275" height="717" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/GSIs-fXJ1Zk?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>Watching the upper classes get their just deserts is like chicken soup for my dick. That being said, I’m kinda starting to realize why my doc told me to stop fucking the stew.</p>
<p>Moriarty doesn’t seem to have anything interesting going for it beyond the premise. It’s just “okay, this person is objectively evil, so we’re gonna kill ’em and stage it so we won’t get caught”. That’s fine and all, but I’m not sure it’s worth 5 hours of my time. I got chairs to sit in and ceilings to stare at, folks!</p>
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<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h2>Ochikobore Fruit Tart – <strong>Okay</strong></h2>
<p><strong>(Dropout Idol Fruit Tart)</strong></p>
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<p><strong>tl;dr: </strong>Slice-of-life with idols. Japan sure is filled with ideas.</p>
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<p><strong>Manga: </strong><a href="https://mangadex.org/title/35616/ochikobore-fruit-tart">https://mangadex.org/title/35616/ochikobore-fruit-tart</a></p>
<p><strong>Director:</strong> <a href="https://myanimelist.net/people/6726/Keiichirou_Kawaguchi">Keiichirou Kawaguchi</a> (Hunter x Hunter Movie 2 and some other things I guess)<strong><br />
</strong></p>
<p><strong>Animation Production: </strong><a title="feel." href="https://myanimelist.net/anime/producer/91/feel">feel.</a> (A bunch of things I never finished:)</p>
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<p>The characters seem fine. It looks cute.</p>
<p>Still don’t care, though. Drop the idols and give me the manager, then we’ll talk.</p>
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<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h2>A3! Season Autumn & Winter – <strong>Okay+</strong></h2>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/a3.png?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-73918" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/a3.png?resize=594%2C420&ssl=1" alt="" width="594" height="420" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/a3.png?resize=594%2C420&ssl=1 594w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/a3.png?resize=300%2C212&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/a3.png?resize=768%2C543&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/a3.png?w=1300&ssl=1 1300w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 594px) 100vw, 594px" /></a></p>
<p><strong>tl;dr: </strong>Theater boys.</p>
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<p><strong>Manga: </strong><a href="https://mangadex.org/title/21879/a3">https://mangadex.org/title/21879/a3</a></p>
<p><strong>Director:</strong> <a href="https://myanimelist.net/people/6785/Masayuki_Sakoi">Masayuki Sakoi</a> (Kaibutsu Oujo, Kamen no Maid Guy, Needless)<strong><br />
</strong></p>
<p><strong>Animation Production: </strong> <a title="P.A. Works" href="https://myanimelist.net/anime/producer/132/PA_Works">P.A. Works</a>, <a title="Studio 3Hz" href="https://myanimelist.net/anime/producer/1127/Studio_3Hz">Studio 3Hz</a> (A3 S1, Gun Gale Online, Dimension W)</p>
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<p>I was so ready to dismiss this reverse-harem idol-ish group nonsense off-hand, but then I found out there was a fucking prequel I had to watch first. Kinda happy I caught that, cuz this ain’t a garbage series at all.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>I fucking hate theater, and recitals are miserably boring, but I can tolerate people, as long as they’re anime. And S1 had a really fucking good group of guys:</p>
<ul>
<li>Gamer, but in the actually addicted “mom, I want my tendies but once you hand them over get the FUCK out of my room” sense. Also, he’s a salaryman.</li>
</ul>
<p style="padding-left: 40px;"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/itarun_by_alo18.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-73920" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/itarun_by_alo18.jpg?resize=274%2C420&ssl=1" alt="" width="274" height="420" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/itarun_by_alo18.jpg?resize=274%2C420&ssl=1 274w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/itarun_by_alo18.jpg?resize=196%2C300&ssl=1 196w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/itarun_by_alo18.jpg?w=632&ssl=1 632w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 274px) 100vw, 274px" /></a></p>
<ul>
<li>An acrobat who’s obsessed with triangles (he pretty much only eats onigiri).</li>
</ul>
<p style="padding-left: 40px;"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/misumi.png?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-73921" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/misumi.png?resize=298%2C420&ssl=1" alt="" width="298" height="420" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/misumi.png?resize=298%2C420&ssl=1 298w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/misumi.png?resize=213%2C300&ssl=1 213w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/misumi.png?w=600&ssl=1 600w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 298px) 100vw, 298px" /></a></p>
<ul>
<li>Pretty boy whose sole purpose in life is to get the director pregnant (there is an illegal age gap here, but that’s okay).</li>
</ul>
<p style="padding-left: 40px;"><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/usui_masumi.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-73919" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/usui_masumi.jpg?resize=338%2C420&ssl=1" alt="" width="338" height="420" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/usui_masumi.jpg?resize=338%2C420&ssl=1 338w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/usui_masumi.jpg?resize=241%2C300&ssl=1 241w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/usui_masumi.jpg?w=725&ssl=1 725w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 338px) 100vw, 338px" /></a></p>
<p> </p>
<p>I normally wouldn’t bother watching this new version, but I’m kinda curious what weirdos they’ll throw into the mix.</p>
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<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h2>Sore dake ga Neck – <strong>Awful</strong></h2>
<p><strong>(That’s only the neck)</strong></p>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Sore-dake-ga-Neck.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-73923" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Sore-dake-ga-Neck.jpg?resize=310%2C420&ssl=1" alt="" width="310" height="420" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Sore-dake-ga-Neck.jpg?resize=310%2C420&ssl=1 310w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Sore-dake-ga-Neck.jpg?resize=221%2C300&ssl=1 221w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Sore-dake-ga-Neck.jpg?w=730&ssl=1 730w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 310px) 100vw, 310px" /></a></p>
<p><strong>tl;dr: </strong>Horror-mystery? I have no idea what’s going on here; the information is very limited. I’d guess it’s a short and in the vein of Yami Shibai, given the director did that and Sekai no Yami Zukan before. If that’s the case, I’m pretty confident you should stay away.</p>
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<p><strong>Director:</strong> <a href="https://myanimelist.net/people/36529/Noboru_Iguchi">Noboru Iguchi</a> <strong><br />
</strong></p>
<p><strong>Animation Production: </strong><a title="Toho Interactive Animation" href="https://myanimelist.net/anime/producer/2057/Toho_Interactive_Animation">Toho Interactive Animation</a> (Ninja Collection)</p>
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<p>…yeah, no thanks.</p>
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<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h2>Magatsu Wahrheit: Zuerst – <strong>IDK</strong></h2>
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<p><strong>tl;dr: </strong>Another mobage adaptation or something.</p>
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<p><strong>Director:</strong> <a href="https://myanimelist.net/people/10141/Naoto_Hosoda">Naoto Hosada</a> (Mirai Nikki, Hataraku Maou-sama!, Juuni Taisen)<strong><br />
</strong></p>
<p><strong>Animation Production:</strong> <a title="Yokohama Animation Lab" href="https://myanimelist.net/anime/producer/1687/Yokohama_Animation_Lab">Yokohama Animation Lab</a> (Miru Tights, Lapis Re:LiGHTs)</p>
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<p>The trailer gives me hope, but that it’s a mobage adaptation gives me pause. I’m holding out hope for something decent, but I won’t sign my name to that.</p>
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<h2>Osomatsu-san 3rd Season – <strong>Bad</strong></h2>
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<p><strong>tl;dr: </strong>More garbage like the first two.</p>
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<p><strong>Manga: </strong>Just watch the first season if you wanna know what’s up.</p>
<p><strong>Director:</strong> <a href="https://myanimelist.net/people/12437/Youichi_Fujita">Youichi Fujita</a> (He’s directed all the new ones)</p>
<p><strong>Animation Production: </strong><a title="Studio Pierrot" href="https://myanimelist.net/anime/producer/1/Studio_Pierrot">Studio Pierrot</a></p>
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<p>Why do fujoshi like this more than playing Nintendo games competitively with the genetically compromised and hygiene-bereft? I will never understand.</p>
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<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h2>Dogeza de Tanondemita – <strong>Great</strong></h2>
<p><strong>(I Tried Asking in Dogeza)</strong></p>
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<p><strong>tl;dr: </strong>This is most likely gonna be a 4-minute series. Basic concept is our hero begs girls to show him their breasts or panties, and the more he begs, the more skin they show. It’s great. You’ll wanna watch this one uncensored.</p>
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<p><strong>Manga: </strong><a href="https://mangadex.org/title/30590/dogeza-de-tanondemita">https://mangadex.org/title/30590/dogeza-de-tanondemita</a> (Fair warning, this is porn. 4-koma porn.)</p>
<p><strong>Director:</strong> <a href="https://myanimelist.net/people/11449/Shinpei_Nagai">Shinpei Nagai</a> (Danna ga Nani, Inugami-san to Nekoyama-san)<strong><br />
</strong></p>
<p><strong>Animation Production: </strong><a title="DMM pictures" href="https://myanimelist.net/anime/producer/1671/DMM_pictures">DMM pictures</a> (Enen no Shouboutai, Inuyashiki, Domestic na Kanojo)</p>
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<p>It’s basically Miru Tights, but with titties, so how can you go wrong?</p>
<p>(You can go wrong by adding a plot, DDM. Please don’t fucking do that.)</p>
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<p> </p>
<h2>D4DJ: First Mix – <strong>??? (Leaning toward… “Okay”)<br />
</strong></h2>
<p><a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/D4DJ.jpg?ssl=1"><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignnone wp-image-73939" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/D4DJ.jpg?resize=400%2C531&ssl=1" alt="" width="400" height="531" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/D4DJ.jpg?w=1525&ssl=1 1525w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/D4DJ.jpg?resize=226%2C300&ssl=1 226w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/D4DJ.jpg?resize=316%2C420&ssl=1 316w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/D4DJ.jpg?resize=768%2C1020&ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/D4DJ.jpg?resize=1157%2C1536&ssl=1 1157w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px" /></a></p>
<p><strong>tl;dr: </strong>Yo, yo! Rappity rap! Jiggy jiggy jiggy, say whaaat~?</p>
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<p><strong>Director:</strong> <a href="https://myanimelist.net/people/5083/Seiji_Mizushima">Seiji Mizushima</a> (Fullmetal Alchemist – the non-Brotherhood version, UN-GO, Beatless)<strong><br />
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<p><strong>Animation Production: </strong><a title="SANZIGEN" href="https://myanimelist.net/anime/producer/537/SANZIGEN">SANZIGEN</a> (Black★Rock Shooter (TV), Terraformars, Arslan Senki (TV))</p>
<p><strong>Some stuff (no trailer yet):</strong></p>
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<p>There’s no way this’ll be good, but I can’t tell if it’ll be <em>bad</em>. This is the last anime on the list, so I’m not about to research further. Let’s just label this as Schrödinger’s anime and move on with our lives.</p>
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<h2>Summary</h2>
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<p>In order of excellence:</p>
<p style="padding-left: 40px;"><strong>Excellent</strong></p>
<ul>
<li style="list-style-type: none;">
<ul>
<li>Dungeon ni Deai wo Motomeru no wa Machigatteiru Darou ka III</li>
<li>Golden Kamuy 3rd Season</li>
<li>Kamisama ni Natta Hi</li>
</ul>
</li>
</ul>
<p style="padding-left: 40px;"><strong>Great</strong></p>
<ul>
<li style="list-style-type: none;">
<ul>
<li>Tonikaku Kawaii</li>
<li>Higurashi no Naku Koro ni (2020)</li>
<li>Munou na Nana</li>
<li>Dogeza de Tanondemita</li>
</ul>
</li>
</ul>
<p style="padding-left: 40px;"><strong>Good</strong></p>
<ul>
<li style="list-style-type: none;">
<ul>
<li>Jujutsu Kaisen (TV)</li>
<li>Majo no Tabitabi</li>
<li>Adachi to Shimamura</li>
<li>Iwa Kakeru!: Sport Climbing Girls</li>
<li>Hypnosis Mic: Division Rap Battle – Rhyme Anima</li>
</ul>
</li>
</ul>
<p style="padding-left: 40px;"><strong>Okay+</strong></p>
<ul>
<li style="list-style-type: none;">
<ul>
<li>Maoujou de Oyasumi</li>
<li>Haikyuu!!: To the Top 2nd Season</li>
<li>Akudama Drive</li>
<li>Hanyou no Yashahime: Sengoku Otogizoushi</li>
<li>A3! Season Autumn & Winter</li>
<li>Seizei Ganbare! Mahou Shoujo Kurumi 3rd Season</li>
</ul>
</li>
</ul>
<p style="padding-left: 40px;"><strong>Okay</strong></p>
<ul>
<li style="list-style-type: none;">
<ul>
<li>Yuukoku no Moriarty</li>
<li>Love Live! Nijigasaki Gakuen School Idol Doukoukai</li>
<li>Ochikobore Fruit Tart</li>
<li>D4DJ: First Mix</li>
<li>Assault Lily: Bouquet</li>
</ul>
</li>
</ul>
<p style="padding-left: 40px;"><strong>Okay-</strong></p>
<ul>
<li style="list-style-type: none;">
<ul>
<li>Senyoku no Sigrdrifa</li>
</ul>
</li>
</ul>
<p style="padding-left: 40px;"><strong>Meh</strong></p>
<ul>
<li style="list-style-type: none;">
<ul>
<li>Taisou Samurai</li>
<li>Dragon Quest: Dai no Daibouken (2020)</li>
<li>King’s Raid: Ishi wo Tsugumono-tachi</li>
<li>Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear</li>
<li>Rail Romanesque</li>
<li>Eternity: Shinya no Nurekoi Channel ♡</li>
<li>Guraburu!</li>
<li>Otona nya Koi no Shikata ga Wakaranee!</li>
</ul>
</li>
</ul>
<p style="padding-left: 40px;"><strong>Bad</strong></p>
<ul>
<li style="list-style-type: none;">
<ul>
<li>Osomatsu-san 3rd Season</li>
<li>Maesetsu!</li>
<li>Ikebukuro West Gate Park</li>
<li>100-man no Inochi no Ue ni Ore wa Tatteiru</li>
<li>Strike Witches: Road to Berlin</li>
<li>Kaeru no Pickles: Kimochi no Iro</li>
<li>One Room Third Season</li>
<li>Kami-tachi ni Hirowareta Otoko</li>
<li>Noblesse</li>
<li>Inu to Neko Docchi mo Katteru to Mainichi Tanoshii</li>
</ul>
</li>
</ul>
<p style="padding-left: 40px;"><strong>Awful</strong></p>
<ul>
<li style="list-style-type: none;">
<ul>
<li>Kimi to Boku no Saigo no Senjou, Aruiwa Sekai ga Hajimaru Seisen</li>
<li>Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka? Bloom</li>
<li>Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei: Raihousha-hen</li>
<li>Animation Kapibara-san</li>
<li>Sore dake ga Neck</li>
<li>Tsukiuta. The Animation 2</li>
<li>Himitsukessha Taka no Tsume: Golden Spell</li>
</ul>
</li>
</ul>
<p style="padding-left: 40px;"><strong>IDK</strong></p>
<ul>
<li style="list-style-type: none;">
<ul>
<li>Magatsu Wahrheit: Zuerst</li>
</ul>
</li>
</ul>
<p> </p>
<p>This season seems good, yo.</p>
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