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  27. <pubDate>Wed, 18 Dec 2024 11:13:10 +0000</pubDate>
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  55. <pubDate>Fri, 13 Dec 2024 11:35:45 +0000</pubDate>
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  108. <title>Wie nennt man einen Bastian, &#8230;</title>
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  112. <pubDate>Wed, 11 Dec 2024 11:19:56 +0000</pubDate>
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  211. <p>Der Beitrag <a href="https://www.witze.tv/wortwitze/wie-heisst-der-erfinder-des/">Wie heißt der Erfinder des &#8230;</a> erschien zuerst auf <a href="https://www.witze.tv">Witze.tv</a>.</p>
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  214. <item>
  215. <title>Welche Abteilung findest du sowohl bei IKEA, als a&#8230;</title>
  216. <link>https://www.witze.tv/lustige-witze/welche-abteilung-findest-du-sowohl-bei-ikea-als-a/</link>
  217. <dc:creator><![CDATA[masteradmin]]></dc:creator>
  218. <pubDate>Sat, 07 Dec 2024 10:33:26 +0000</pubDate>
  219. <category><![CDATA[Lustige Witze]]></category>
  220. <guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.witze.tv/?p=103661</guid>
  221.  
  222. <description><![CDATA[<p>Welche Abteilung findest du sowohl bei IKEA, als auch im Buchladen? Spiegel-Bestseller</p>
  223. <p>Der Beitrag <a href="https://www.witze.tv/lustige-witze/welche-abteilung-findest-du-sowohl-bei-ikea-als-a/">Welche Abteilung findest du sowohl bei IKEA, als a&#8230;</a> erschien zuerst auf <a href="https://www.witze.tv">Witze.tv</a>.</p>
  224. ]]></description>
  225. <content:encoded><![CDATA[Welche Abteilung findest du sowohl bei IKEA, als auch im Buchladen? Spiegel-Bestseller<div class="wpulike wpulike-smiley-switch  wpulike-is-pro" ><div class="wp_ulike_general_class wpulike_up_vote wp_ulike_is_not_liked"><button type="button"
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  236. <p>Der Beitrag <a href="https://www.witze.tv/lustige-witze/welche-abteilung-findest-du-sowohl-bei-ikea-als-a/">Welche Abteilung findest du sowohl bei IKEA, als a&#8230;</a> erschien zuerst auf <a href="https://www.witze.tv">Witze.tv</a>.</p>
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  239. <item>
  240. <title>Was bestellt der Kannibale&#8230;</title>
  241. <link>https://www.witze.tv/kannibalen-witze/was-bestellt-der-kannibale/</link>
  242. <dc:creator><![CDATA[masteradmin]]></dc:creator>
  243. <pubDate>Fri, 06 Dec 2024 12:47:12 +0000</pubDate>
  244. <category><![CDATA[Kannibalen Witze]]></category>
  245. <guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.witze.tv/?p=103658</guid>
  246.  
  247. <description><![CDATA[<p>Was bestellt der Kannibale im Restaurant? Den Kellner.</p>
  248. <p>Der Beitrag <a href="https://www.witze.tv/kannibalen-witze/was-bestellt-der-kannibale/">Was bestellt der Kannibale&#8230;</a> erschien zuerst auf <a href="https://www.witze.tv">Witze.tv</a>.</p>
  249. ]]></description>
  250. <content:encoded><![CDATA[Was bestellt der Kannibale im Restaurant? Den Kellner.<div class="wpulike wpulike-smiley-switch  wpulike-is-pro" ><div class="wp_ulike_general_class wpulike_up_vote wp_ulike_is_not_liked"><button type="button"
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  261. <p>Der Beitrag <a href="https://www.witze.tv/kannibalen-witze/was-bestellt-der-kannibale/">Was bestellt der Kannibale&#8230;</a> erschien zuerst auf <a href="https://www.witze.tv">Witze.tv</a>.</p>
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  264. <item>
  265. <title>Wie nennt man in den Niederlanden eine kalte Regio&#8230;</title>
  266. <link>https://www.witze.tv/ostfriesen-witze/wie-nennt-man-in-den-niederlanden-eine-kalte-regio/</link>
  267. <dc:creator><![CDATA[masteradmin]]></dc:creator>
  268. <pubDate>Fri, 06 Dec 2024 12:22:36 +0000</pubDate>
  269. <category><![CDATA[Ostfriesen Witze]]></category>
  270. <guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.witze.tv/?p=103642</guid>
  271.  
  272. <description><![CDATA[<p>Wie nennt man in den Niederlanden eine kalte Region im angrenzenden Nachbarland? Ostfreezeland</p>
  273. <p>Der Beitrag <a href="https://www.witze.tv/ostfriesen-witze/wie-nennt-man-in-den-niederlanden-eine-kalte-regio/">Wie nennt man in den Niederlanden eine kalte Regio&#8230;</a> erschien zuerst auf <a href="https://www.witze.tv">Witze.tv</a>.</p>
  274. ]]></description>
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  286. <p>Der Beitrag <a href="https://www.witze.tv/ostfriesen-witze/wie-nennt-man-in-den-niederlanden-eine-kalte-regio/">Wie nennt man in den Niederlanden eine kalte Regio&#8230;</a> erschien zuerst auf <a href="https://www.witze.tv">Witze.tv</a>.</p>
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  289. <item>
  290. <title>Wie nennt man jemanden, der ständig die Bank übe&#8230;</title>
  291. <link>https://www.witze.tv/wortwitze/wie-nennt-man-jemanden-der-staendig-die-bank-uebe/</link>
  292. <dc:creator><![CDATA[masteradmin]]></dc:creator>
  293. <pubDate>Fri, 06 Dec 2024 12:14:46 +0000</pubDate>
  294. <category><![CDATA[Wortwitze]]></category>
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  296.  
  297. <description><![CDATA[<p>Wie nennt man jemanden, der ständig die Bank überfallen will, es aber niemals tut? Panzerschnacker</p>
  298. <p>Der Beitrag <a href="https://www.witze.tv/wortwitze/wie-nennt-man-jemanden-der-staendig-die-bank-uebe/">Wie nennt man jemanden, der ständig die Bank übe&#8230;</a> erschien zuerst auf <a href="https://www.witze.tv">Witze.tv</a>.</p>
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  311. <p>Der Beitrag <a href="https://www.witze.tv/wortwitze/wie-nennt-man-jemanden-der-staendig-die-bank-uebe/">Wie nennt man jemanden, der ständig die Bank übe&#8230;</a> erschien zuerst auf <a href="https://www.witze.tv">Witze.tv</a>.</p>
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  314. <item>
  315. <title>Was ist der Lieblingsfilm eines Mediziners? Bambi,&#8230;</title>
  316. <link>https://www.witze.tv/arztwitze/was-ist-der-lieblingsfilm-eines-mediziners-bambi/</link>
  317. <dc:creator><![CDATA[masteradmin]]></dc:creator>
  318. <pubDate>Fri, 06 Dec 2024 12:08:26 +0000</pubDate>
  319. <category><![CDATA[Arztwitze]]></category>
  320. <guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.witze.tv/?p=103628</guid>
  321.  
  322. <description><![CDATA[<p>Was ist der Lieblingsfilm eines Mediziners? Bambi, das ist ein Reh-Animinationsfilm</p>
  323. <p>Der Beitrag <a href="https://www.witze.tv/arztwitze/was-ist-der-lieblingsfilm-eines-mediziners-bambi/">Was ist der Lieblingsfilm eines Mediziners? Bambi,&#8230;</a> erschien zuerst auf <a href="https://www.witze.tv">Witze.tv</a>.</p>
  324. ]]></description>
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  336. <p>Der Beitrag <a href="https://www.witze.tv/arztwitze/was-ist-der-lieblingsfilm-eines-mediziners-bambi/">Was ist der Lieblingsfilm eines Mediziners? Bambi,&#8230;</a> erschien zuerst auf <a href="https://www.witze.tv">Witze.tv</a>.</p>
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  339. <item>
  340. <title>Wie nennen Auftragskiller ihre Auftragslisten? Mor&#8230;</title>
  341. <link>https://www.witze.tv/schwarzer-humor-witze/wie-nennen-auftragskiller-ihre-auftragslisten-mor/</link>
  342. <dc:creator><![CDATA[masteradmin]]></dc:creator>
  343. <pubDate>Thu, 05 Dec 2024 12:13:49 +0000</pubDate>
  344. <category><![CDATA[Schwarzer Humor Witze]]></category>
  345. <guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.witze.tv/?p=103553</guid>
  346.  
  347. <description><![CDATA[<p>Wie nennen Auftragskiller ihre Auftragslisten? Mordfolio, Tod-o-Liste, Undo-Liste, Streichliste und Hitliste</p>
  348. <p>Der Beitrag <a href="https://www.witze.tv/schwarzer-humor-witze/wie-nennen-auftragskiller-ihre-auftragslisten-mor/">Wie nennen Auftragskiller ihre Auftragslisten? Mor&#8230;</a> erschien zuerst auf <a href="https://www.witze.tv">Witze.tv</a>.</p>
  349. ]]></description>
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  361. <p>Der Beitrag <a href="https://www.witze.tv/schwarzer-humor-witze/wie-nennen-auftragskiller-ihre-auftragslisten-mor/">Wie nennen Auftragskiller ihre Auftragslisten? Mor&#8230;</a> erschien zuerst auf <a href="https://www.witze.tv">Witze.tv</a>.</p>
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  364. <item>
  365. <title>Hexen hatten es nicht leicht im Mittelaltert. Sie &#8230;</title>
  366. <link>https://www.witze.tv/schwarzer-humor-witze/hexen-hatten-es-nicht-leicht-im-mittelaltert-sie/</link>
  367. <dc:creator><![CDATA[masteradmin]]></dc:creator>
  368. <pubDate>Thu, 05 Dec 2024 12:07:22 +0000</pubDate>
  369. <category><![CDATA[Schwarzer Humor Witze]]></category>
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  371.  
  372. <description><![CDATA[<p>Hexen hatten es nicht leicht im Mittelaltert. Sie sind dort haufenweise gescheitert&#8230;</p>
  373. <p>Der Beitrag <a href="https://www.witze.tv/schwarzer-humor-witze/hexen-hatten-es-nicht-leicht-im-mittelaltert-sie/">Hexen hatten es nicht leicht im Mittelaltert. Sie &#8230;</a> erschien zuerst auf <a href="https://www.witze.tv">Witze.tv</a>.</p>
  374. ]]></description>
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  386. <p>Der Beitrag <a href="https://www.witze.tv/schwarzer-humor-witze/hexen-hatten-es-nicht-leicht-im-mittelaltert-sie/">Hexen hatten es nicht leicht im Mittelaltert. Sie &#8230;</a> erschien zuerst auf <a href="https://www.witze.tv">Witze.tv</a>.</p>
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  389. <item>
  390. <title>Möchtest du Kaffee in der Gefangenschaft? Oder Li&#8230;</title>
  391. <link>https://www.witze.tv/wortwitze/moechtest-du-kaffee-in-der-gefangenschaft-oder-li/</link>
  392. <dc:creator><![CDATA[masteradmin]]></dc:creator>
  393. <pubDate>Thu, 05 Dec 2024 09:56:13 +0000</pubDate>
  394. <category><![CDATA[Wortwitze]]></category>
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