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  22. <itunes:name>Lemon</itunes:name>
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  31. <title>400: The Inspirational Stories of Not Always Right</title>
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  37. One night, Lemon and four ridiculists read a document made entirely from stories from Not Always Right which were tagged as &quot;inspirational&quot;. Then (six months later), Lemon and four other ridiculists read the exact same document. This episode is the result of those two recordings.
  38. This week, The F Plus is releasing our 400th episode which means we have to show up two hours early and get thrown right into the mix with no time to sit down and make a cup. </description>
  39. <content:encoded>
  40. <![CDATA[
  41. <p>with:
  42. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  43. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  44. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  45. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  46. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  47. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  48. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  49. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/shell-game">Shell Game</a>
  50. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/positive-stress">Positive Stress</a>
  51. </p>
  52. <p>reading:
  53. <code>notalwaysright.com</code>
  54. </p>
  55. <p>Content provided by <strong>Lucky Numbers</strong>.</p>
  56. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  57. <p>One night, Lemon and four ridiculists read a document made entirely from stories from <strong>Not Always Right</strong> which were tagged as &quot;inspirational&quot;. Then (six months later), Lemon and four other ridiculists read the exact same document. This episode is the result of those two recordings.</p>
  58. <p>This week, The F Plus is releasing our 400th episode which means we have to show up two hours early and get thrown right into the mix with no time to sit down and make a cup.</p>
  59. <p>Music used:
  60. <ol>
  61. <li>Savages - You're My Chocolate</li>
  62. <li>Girl Next Door - Wifiseyedress</li>
  63. </ol>
  64. </p>
  65. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
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  68. <itunes:summary>One night, Lemon and four ridiculists read a document made entirely from stories from Not Always Right which were tagged as &quot;inspirational&quot;. Then (six months later), Lemon and four other ridiculists read the exact same document. This episode is the result of those two recordings.
  69. This week, The F Plus is releasing our 400th episode which means we have to show up two hours early and get thrown right into the mix with no time to sit down and make a cup.</itunes:summary>
  70. <itunes:episode>400</itunes:episode>
  71. <itunes:title>The Inspirational Stories of Not Always Right</itunes:title>
  72. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  73. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  74. <itunes:subtitle>reading notalwaysright.com</itunes:subtitle>
  75. <itunes:duration>1:10:11</itunes:duration>
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  79. <item>
  80. <title>399: Check This Shift Out</title>
  81. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/399</link>
  82. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/399</guid>
  83. <pubDate>Sat, 24 Feb 2024 14:30:00 CST</pubDate>
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  85. <description>
  86. We're only one episode away from our 400th episode, and we're gonna spend it on the quadfecta of tumblr, reddit, fandom and deviantart. Today, we're looking at the Reality Shifting community - people who are certainly not dreaming (oh no no no), but they're using their own positive intentions to transform themselves into a completely different and better world (like the kind where you have an orange), while your clone body does all the chores your mom keeps bugging you about.
  87. This week, The F Plus also likes the pop culture thing you like. Enjoy! </description>
  88. <content:encoded>
  89. <![CDATA[
  90. <p>with:
  91. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  92. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  93. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  94. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/zarla">Zarla</a>
  95. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/ganymede">Ganymede</a>
  96. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  97. </p>
  98. <p>reading:
  99. <code>tumblr.com</code>
  100. <code>reddit.com</code>
  101. <code>fandom.com</code>
  102. <code>deviantart.com</code>
  103. </p>
  104. <p>Content provided by <strong>thelizzerd</strong>.</p>
  105. <p>Edited by <strong>Achilles' Heelies</strong>.</p>
  106. <p>We're only <em>one episode away</em> from our 400th episode, and we're gonna spend it on the quadfecta of tumblr, reddit, fandom and deviantart. Today, we're looking at the <strong>Reality Shifting</strong> community - people who are certainly <em>not</em> dreaming (oh no no no), but they're using their own positive intentions to transform themselves into a completely different and better world (like the kind where you have an orange), while your clone body does all the chores your mom keeps bugging you about.</p>
  107. <p>This week, The F Plus also likes the pop culture thing you like. Enjoy!</p>
  108. <p>Music used:
  109. <ol>
  110. <li>The Flaming Lips - The Yeah Yeah Yeah Song</li>
  111. <li>Porno Graffitti - The Day</li>
  112. </ol>
  113. </p>
  114. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  115. ]]>
  116. </content:encoded>
  117. <itunes:summary>We're only one episode away from our 400th episode, and we're gonna spend it on the quadfecta of tumblr, reddit, fandom and deviantart. Today, we're looking at the Reality Shifting community - people who are certainly not dreaming (oh no no no), but they're using their own positive intentions to transform themselves into a completely different and better world (like the kind where you have an orange), while your clone body does all the chores your mom keeps bugging you about.
  118. This week, The F Plus also likes the pop culture thing you like. Enjoy!</itunes:summary>
  119. <itunes:episode>399</itunes:episode>
  120. <itunes:title>Check This Shift Out</itunes:title>
  121. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  122. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  123. <itunes:subtitle>reading tumblr.com,reddit.com,fandom.com,deviantart.com</itunes:subtitle>
  124. <itunes:duration>1:11:30</itunes:duration>
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  128. <item>
  129. <title>398: I Am The Light In The Dork</title>
  130. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/398</link>
  131. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/398</guid>
  132. <pubDate>Sat, 17 Feb 2024 14:18:00 CST</pubDate>
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  134. <description>
  135. The term &quot;Lightworker&quot; describes a person who.... uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...... so uh, let's see, there's energy? And there's injustices in the world? Okay, it's not really clear, but the thing we've learned is that there's a community of people who call themselves lightworkers whose have no purpose other than to give a purpose to other lightworkers who have no purpose. Is that clear?
  136. This week, The F Plus bought tickets to see Horny n' Sleepy. </description>
  137. <content:encoded>
  138. <![CDATA[
  139. <p>with:
  140. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  141. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  142. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/zarla">Zarla</a>
  143. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lou-fernandez">Lou Fernandez</a>
  144. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  145. </p>
  146. <p>reading:
  147. <code>lonewolf.com</code>
  148. <code>georgelizos.com</code>
  149. <code>classcentral.com</code>
  150. <code>robinhallett.com</code>
  151. <code>reddit.com</code>
  152. <code>tumblr.com</code>
  153. <code>solunabeautyinc.com</code>
  154. </p>
  155. <p>Content provided by <strong>thelizzerd</strong>.</p>
  156. <p>Edited by <strong>Lou Fernandez</strong>.</p>
  157. <p>The term &quot;Lightworker&quot; describes a person who.... uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...... so uh, let's see, there's energy? And there's injustices in the world? Okay, it's not really clear, but the thing we've learned is that there's a community of people who call themselves lightworkers whose have no purpose other than to give a purpose to other lightworkers who have no purpose. Is that clear?</p>
  158. <p>This week, The F Plus bought tickets to see Horny n' Sleepy.</p>
  159. <p>Music used:
  160. <ol>
  161. <li>Manfred Mann's Earth Band - Blinded By The Light</li>
  162. </ol>
  163. </p>
  164. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  165. ]]>
  166. </content:encoded>
  167. <itunes:summary>The term &quot;Lightworker&quot; describes a person who.... uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...... so uh, let's see, there's energy? And there's injustices in the world? Okay, it's not really clear, but the thing we've learned is that there's a community of people who call themselves lightworkers whose have no purpose other than to give a purpose to other lightworkers who have no purpose. Is that clear?
  168. This week, The F Plus bought tickets to see Horny n' Sleepy.</itunes:summary>
  169. <itunes:episode>398</itunes:episode>
  170. <itunes:title>I Am The Light In The Dork</itunes:title>
  171. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  172. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  173. <itunes:subtitle>reading lonewolf.com,georgelizos.com,classcentral.com,robinhallett.com,reddit.com,tumblr.com,solunabeautyinc.com</itunes:subtitle>
  174. <itunes:duration>1:11:21</itunes:duration>
  175. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/398/ep398.png</image>
  176. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/398/ep398-600x600.png" />
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  178. <item>
  179. <title>397: w[ai]fu</title>
  180. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/397</link>
  181. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/397</guid>
  182. <pubDate>Mon, 22 Jan 2024 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  183. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_397.mp3" length="66000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  184. <description>
  185. Replika is a service that provides AI-powered &quot;artificial companion&quot; chatbots to sad and lonely redditors, who then will immediately try to use it to talk about Harry Potter and indulge in their fetishes. They will then opine about the nature of consciousness, and the results aren't great.
  186. This week, The F Plus is taste so gooding. </description>
  187. <content:encoded>
  188. <![CDATA[
  189. <p>with:
  190. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  191. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  192. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  193. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lou-fernandez">Lou Fernandez</a>
  194. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/dijon-du-jour">Dijon Du Jour</a>
  195. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  196. </p>
  197. <p>reading:
  198. <code>replika.ai</code>
  199. <code>reddit.com</code>
  200. </p>
  201. <p>Content provided by <strong>vampiresoftware</strong>.</p>
  202. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  203. <p><strong>Replika</strong> is a service that provides AI-powered &quot;artificial companion&quot; chatbots to sad and lonely redditors, who then will immediately try to use it to talk about Harry Potter and indulge in their fetishes. They will then opine about the nature of consciousness, and the results aren't great.</p>
  204. <p>This week, The F Plus is <em>taste so gooding</em>.</p>
  205. <p>Music used:
  206. <ol>
  207. <li>Fear Factory - Replica</li>
  208. <li>XTC - The Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead</li>
  209. </ol>
  210. </p>
  211. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  212. ]]>
  213. </content:encoded>
  214. <itunes:summary>Replika is a service that provides AI-powered &quot;artificial companion&quot; chatbots to sad and lonely redditors, who then will immediately try to use it to talk about Harry Potter and indulge in their fetishes. They will then opine about the nature of consciousness, and the results aren't great.
  215. This week, The F Plus is taste so gooding.</itunes:summary>
  216. <itunes:episode>397</itunes:episode>
  217. <itunes:title>w[ai]fu</itunes:title>
  218. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  219. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  220. <itunes:subtitle>reading replika.ai,reddit.com</itunes:subtitle>
  221. <itunes:duration>1:11:47</itunes:duration>
  222. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/397/ep397.jpg</image>
  223. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/397/ep397-600x600.jpg" />
  224. </item>
  225. <item>
  226. <title>396: No Poo For My Real Friends</title>
  227. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/396</link>
  228. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/396</guid>
  229. <pubDate>Sat, 13 Jan 2024 20:45:00 CST</pubDate>
  230. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_396.mp3" length="68000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  231. <description>
  232. While their name might confuse you, the NoPoo community is actually dedicated to abstinance from the use of shampoo. They have all realized that by not using any cleaning product in their hair, they will all end up with hair that is healthy, luxuriant, and beautiful. So their only question: Why is my hair thinning, waxy and smelly?
  233. This week, The F Plus is tried for warcrimes at the Showerhaig. </description>
  234. <content:encoded>
  235. <![CDATA[
  236. <p>with:
  237. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  238. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  239. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kendrick-lobstar">Kendrick Lobstar</a>
  240. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  241. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  242. </p>
  243. <p>reading:
  244. <code>reddit.com</code>
  245. <code>nopoo.net</code>
  246. </p>
  247. <p>Content provided by <strong>thelizzerd</strong>.</p>
  248. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  249. <p>While their name might confuse you, the <strong>NoPoo</strong> community is actually dedicated to abstinance from the use of shampoo. They have all realized that by not using <em>any</em> cleaning product in their hair, they will all end up with hair that is healthy, luxuriant, and beautiful. So their only question: Why is my hair thinning, waxy and smelly?</p>
  250. <p>This week, The F Plus is tried for warcrimes at the Showerhaig.</p>
  251. <p>Music used:
  252. <ol>
  253. <li>Gnome - Wenceslas</li>
  254. <li>DEADLETTER - Degenerate Inanimate</li>
  255. </ol>
  256. </p>
  257. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  258. ]]>
  259. </content:encoded>
  260. <itunes:summary>While their name might confuse you, the NoPoo community is actually dedicated to abstinance from the use of shampoo. They have all realized that by not using any cleaning product in their hair, they will all end up with hair that is healthy, luxuriant, and beautiful. So their only question: Why is my hair thinning, waxy and smelly?
  261. This week, The F Plus is tried for warcrimes at the Showerhaig.</itunes:summary>
  262. <itunes:episode>396</itunes:episode>
  263. <itunes:title>No Poo For My Real Friends</itunes:title>
  264. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  265. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  266. <itunes:subtitle>reading reddit.com,nopoo.net</itunes:subtitle>
  267. <itunes:duration>1:13:53</itunes:duration>
  268. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/396/ep396.jpg</image>
  269. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/396/ep396-600x600.jpg" />
  270. </item>
  271. <item>
  272. <title>395: This One Is Exclusively About Buttsex</title>
  273. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/395</link>
  274. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/395</guid>
  275. <pubDate>Tue, 02 Jan 2024 14:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  276. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_395.mp3" length="67000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  277. <description>
  278. The Anal Only Lifestyle is a community where heterosexual men who only like one thing  can overshare about their hyperspecific sexual fantasies, brag about how great their lives are going, and opine about the futility of the female vagina. It gets real gross real fast, but if you make it to the end there will be quite a bit of poetry!
  279. This week, The F Plus needs to prepare you for a shareholder meeting. </description>
  280. <content:encoded>
  281. <![CDATA[
  282. <p>with:
  283. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  284. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  285. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  286. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/dijon-du-jour">Dijon Du Jour</a>
  287. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  288. </p>
  289. <p>reading:
  290. <code>analonlylifestyle.blog</code>
  291. <code>reddit.com</code>
  292. </p>
  293. <p>Content provided by <strong>NolongerKanyesutra</strong>.</p>
  294. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  295. <p>The Anal Only Lifestyle is a community where heterosexual men who <strong>only like one thing </strong> can overshare about their hyperspecific sexual fantasies, brag about how great their lives are going, and opine about the futility of the female vagina. It gets real gross real fast, but if you make it to the end there will be quite a bit of poetry!</p>
  296. <p>This week, The F Plus needs to prepare you for a shareholder meeting.</p>
  297. <p>Music used:
  298. <ol>
  299. <li>Petra - Pull Up To The Bumper</li>
  300. <li>Inner Circle - Sweat (A La La La La Long)</li>
  301. </ol>
  302. </p>
  303. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  304. ]]>
  305. </content:encoded>
  306. <itunes:summary>The Anal Only Lifestyle is a community where heterosexual men who only like one thing  can overshare about their hyperspecific sexual fantasies, brag about how great their lives are going, and opine about the futility of the female vagina. It gets real gross real fast, but if you make it to the end there will be quite a bit of poetry!
  307. This week, The F Plus needs to prepare you for a shareholder meeting.</itunes:summary>
  308. <itunes:episode>395</itunes:episode>
  309. <itunes:title>This One Is Exclusively About Buttsex</itunes:title>
  310. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  311. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  312. <itunes:subtitle>reading analonlylifestyle.blog,reddit.com</itunes:subtitle>
  313. <itunes:duration>1:23:05</itunes:duration>
  314. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/395/ep395.jpg</image>
  315. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/395/ep395-600x600.jpg" />
  316. </item>
  317. <item>
  318. <title>394: These Spells Don't Work</title>
  319. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/394</link>
  320. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/394</guid>
  321. <pubDate>Sun, 29 Oct 2023 13:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  322. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_394.mp3" length="90000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  323. <description>
  324. The promise of the website Spells of Magic is very compelling: Over 16,000 spells to help you do things like turn into a dragon, make friends with a dragon, look like a dragon, or be a mermaid (who is also a dragon). And while that all sounds great, Tadashi and Nekoshema are in the comments and... well, they've got bad news for you.
  325. This week, The F Plus buys tickets to see Dub Mumbledoor. </description>
  326. <content:encoded>
  327. <![CDATA[
  328. <p>with:
  329. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  330. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  331. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  332. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  333. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/zarla">Zarla</a>
  334. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  335. </p>
  336. <p>reading:
  337. <code>spellsofmagic.com</code>
  338. </p>
  339. <p>Content provided by <strong>Zarla,John Toast,Portaxx</strong>.</p>
  340. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  341. <p>The promise of the website <strong>Spells of Magic</strong> is very compelling: Over 16,000 spells to help you do things like turn into a dragon, make friends with a dragon, look like a dragon, or be a mermaid (who is also a dragon). And while that all sounds great, Tadashi and Nekoshema are in the comments and... well, they've got bad news for you.</p>
  342. <p>This week, The F Plus buys tickets to see Dub Mumbledoor.</p>
  343. <p>Music used:
  344. <ol>
  345. <li>My Gold Mask - Some Secrets</li>
  346. <li>Britney Spears - Toxic</li>
  347. <li>Aakash Gandhi - Waterfall</li>
  348. <li>Shellac - Prayer to God</li>
  349. </ol>
  350. </p>
  351. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  352. ]]>
  353. </content:encoded>
  354. <itunes:summary>The promise of the website Spells of Magic is very compelling: Over 16,000 spells to help you do things like turn into a dragon, make friends with a dragon, look like a dragon, or be a mermaid (who is also a dragon). And while that all sounds great, Tadashi and Nekoshema are in the comments and... well, they've got bad news for you.
  355. This week, The F Plus buys tickets to see Dub Mumbledoor.</itunes:summary>
  356. <itunes:episode>394</itunes:episode>
  357. <itunes:title>These Spells Don't Work</itunes:title>
  358. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  359. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  360. <itunes:subtitle>reading spellsofmagic.com</itunes:subtitle>
  361. <itunes:duration>1:33:27</itunes:duration>
  362. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/394/ep394b.jpg</image>
  363. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/394/ep394b-600x600.jpg" />
  364. </item>
  365. <item>
  366. <title>393: The Whole Thing Comes Right Off</title>
  367. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/393</link>
  368. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/393</guid>
  369. <pubDate>Thu, 12 Oct 2023 14:25:00 CST</pubDate>
  370. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_393.mp3" length="80000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  371. <description>
  372. While potentially obscure, Natural Body Magic is an oblique and unhelpful term which describes a specific fetish for the removal and displacement of various body parts which then go on to live separate and individual lives with their own consciousness. The people in this fetish community will insist that the whole &quot;cutting a person up&quot; obsession isn't indicative of anything, so... let's consider this episode a counterargument.
  373. This week, The F Plus reads all of Victor's favorite sentences. </description>
  374. <content:encoded>
  375. <![CDATA[
  376. <p>with:
  377. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  378. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  379. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  380. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  381. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  382. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  383. </p>
  384. <p>reading:
  385. <code>psychforums.com</code>
  386. <code>deviantart.com</code>
  387. <code>literotica.com</code>
  388. <code>clips4sale.com</code>
  389. </p>
  390. <p>Content provided by <strong>Napoleon Blownapart</strong>.</p>
  391. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  392. <p>While potentially obscure, <strong>Natural Body Magic</strong> is an oblique and unhelpful term which describes a specific fetish for the removal and displacement of various body parts which then go on to live separate and individual lives with their own consciousness. The people in this fetish community will insist that the whole &quot;cutting a person up&quot; obsession <em>isn't</em> indicative of anything, so... let's consider this episode a counterargument.</p>
  393. <p>This week, The F Plus reads <em>all</em> of Victor's favorite sentences.</p>
  394. <p>Music used:
  395. <ol>
  396. <li>Hole - Doll Parts</li>
  397. <li>King Missile - Detachable Penis</li>
  398. </ol>
  399. </p>
  400. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  401. ]]>
  402. </content:encoded>
  403. <itunes:summary>While potentially obscure, Natural Body Magic is an oblique and unhelpful term which describes a specific fetish for the removal and displacement of various body parts which then go on to live separate and individual lives with their own consciousness. The people in this fetish community will insist that the whole &quot;cutting a person up&quot; obsession isn't indicative of anything, so... let's consider this episode a counterargument.
  404. This week, The F Plus reads all of Victor's favorite sentences.</itunes:summary>
  405. <itunes:episode>393</itunes:episode>
  406. <itunes:title>The Whole Thing Comes Right Off</itunes:title>
  407. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  408. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  409. <itunes:subtitle>reading psychforums.com,deviantart.com,literotica.com,clips4sale.com</itunes:subtitle>
  410. <itunes:duration>1:27:38</itunes:duration>
  411. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/393/ep393.jpg</image>
  412. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/393/ep393-600x600.jpg" />
  413. </item>
  414. <item>
  415. <title>392: Fantasy Writers on Reddit</title>
  416. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/392</link>
  417. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/392</guid>
  418. <pubDate>Sat, 23 Sep 2023 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  419. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_392.mp3" length="63000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  420. <description>
  421. When looking for writing advice, who better to ask than the helpful Redditors at r/fantasywriting? That is a rhetorical question, don't bother answering it.
  422. This 👏 week 👏 The 👏 F 👏 Plus 👏 doesn't 👏 use 👏 commas 👏👏👏 </description>
  423. <content:encoded>
  424. <![CDATA[
  425. <p>with:
  426. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  427. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  428. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  429. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/shell-game">Shell Game</a>
  430. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  431. </p>
  432. <p>reading:
  433. <code>reddit.com</code>
  434. </p>
  435. <p>Content provided by <strong>Cheapskate</strong>.</p>
  436. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  437. <p>When looking for writing advice, who better to ask than the helpful Redditors at <strong>r/fantasywriting</strong>? That is a rhetorical question, don't bother answering it.</p>
  438. <p>This 👏 week 👏 The 👏 F 👏 Plus 👏 doesn't 👏 use 👏 commas 👏👏👏</p>
  439. <p>Music used:
  440. <ol>
  441. <li>KRS One - Never Give Up</li>
  442. <li>Depeche Mode - Everything Counts</li>
  443. </ol>
  444. </p>
  445. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  446. ]]>
  447. </content:encoded>
  448. <itunes:summary>When looking for writing advice, who better to ask than the helpful Redditors at r/fantasywriting? That is a rhetorical question, don't bother answering it.
  449. This 👏 week 👏 The 👏 F 👏 Plus 👏 doesn't 👏 use 👏 commas 👏👏👏</itunes:summary>
  450. <itunes:episode>392</itunes:episode>
  451. <itunes:title>Fantasy Writers on Reddit</itunes:title>
  452. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  453. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  454. <itunes:subtitle>reading reddit.com</itunes:subtitle>
  455. <itunes:duration>1:08:07</itunes:duration>
  456. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/392/ep392.jpg</image>
  457. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/392/ep392-970x970.jpg" />
  458. </item>
  459. <item>
  460. <title>391: Your Winning Lottery Numbers</title>
  461. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/391</link>
  462. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/391</guid>
  463. <pubDate>Mon, 21 Aug 2023 09:03:00 CST</pubDate>
  464. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_391.mp3" length="75000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  465. <description>
  466. The formalized lottery exists in most of the United States and lottery tickets are purchased at a rate of more than $100 billion a year,  yet when it comes to the matter of actually winning the lottery, we're supposed to believe it's all random chance? Surely the people at Lottery Post know better; It's a forum where people share lottery numbers and lottery number systems, and we can confirm the numbers totally work, except for the whole &quot;winning the lottery part&quot;, but other than that, they're great.
  467. This week, 4. </description>
  468. <content:encoded>
  469. <![CDATA[
  470. <p>with:
  471. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  472. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  473. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/shell-game">Shell Game</a>
  474. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/k-thor-jensen">K Thor Jensen</a>
  475. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  476. </p>
  477. <p>reading:
  478. <code>lotterypost.com</code>
  479. <code>lottodds.com</code>
  480. </p>
  481. <p>Content provided by <strong>DUDEVSTHEWORLD</strong>.</p>
  482. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  483. <p>The formalized lottery exists in most of the United States and lottery tickets are purchased at a rate of more than $100 billion a year,  yet when it comes to the matter of actually <em>winning the lottery</em>, we're supposed to believe it's all random chance? Surely the people at <strong>Lottery Post</strong> know better; It's a forum where people share lottery numbers and lottery number systems, and we can confirm the numbers totally work, <em>except</em> for the whole &quot;winning the lottery part&quot;, but other than that, they're great.</p>
  484. <p>This week, 4.</p>
  485. <p>Music used:
  486. <ol>
  487. <li>Camper Van Beethoven - When I Win The Lottery</li>
  488. <li>The Sounds - Painted By Numbers</li>
  489. </ol>
  490. </p>
  491. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  492. ]]>
  493. </content:encoded>
  494. <itunes:summary>The formalized lottery exists in most of the United States and lottery tickets are purchased at a rate of more than $100 billion a year,  yet when it comes to the matter of actually winning the lottery, we're supposed to believe it's all random chance? Surely the people at Lottery Post know better; It's a forum where people share lottery numbers and lottery number systems, and we can confirm the numbers totally work, except for the whole &quot;winning the lottery part&quot;, but other than that, they're great.
  495. This week, 4.</itunes:summary>
  496. <itunes:episode>391</itunes:episode>
  497. <itunes:title>Your Winning Lottery Numbers</itunes:title>
  498. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  499. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  500. <itunes:subtitle>reading lotterypost.com,lottodds.com</itunes:subtitle>
  501. <itunes:duration>1:21:10</itunes:duration>
  502. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/391/ep391.png</image>
  503. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/391/ep391-600x600.png" />
  504. </item>
  505. <item>
  506. <title>390: Do Not Advocate For Unsafe Play</title>
  507. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/390</link>
  508. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/390</guid>
  509. <pubDate>Wed, 02 Aug 2023 09:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  510. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_390.mp3" length="66000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  511. <description>
  512. Well, it seems we haven't explored all the ways that Reddit can encourage its own userbase to cause irrepairable harm to their own bodies and minds in the pursuit of sexual gratification, so let's continue our journey with r/estim; It's a subreddit for &quot;Anything Erotic Electro Stimulation&quot;, and a place to watch people make their own lives worse on purpose.
  513. This week, The F Plus has some work for a very desperate notary public. </description>
  514. <content:encoded>
  515. <![CDATA[
  516. <p>with:
  517. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  518. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  519. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/zarla">Zarla</a>
  520. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lou-fernandez">Lou Fernandez</a>
  521. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kendrick-lobstar">Kendrick Lobstar</a>
  522. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  523. </p>
  524. <p>reading:
  525. <code>reddit.com</code>
  526. </p>
  527. <p>Content provided by <strong>Sinestro,Lewdvig Tittgenstein</strong>.</p>
  528. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  529. <p>Well, it seems we haven't explored <em>all</em> the ways that Reddit can encourage its own userbase to cause irrepairable harm to their own bodies and minds in the pursuit of sexual gratification, so let's continue our journey with <strong>r/estim</strong>; It's a subreddit for &quot;Anything Erotic Electro Stimulation&quot;, and a place to watch people make their own lives worse on purpose.</p>
  530. <p>This week, The F Plus has some work for a very desperate notary public.</p>
  531. <p>Music used:
  532. <ol>
  533. <li>Electric Six - Danger! High Voltage</li>
  534. <li>Rednex - Cotton Eyed Joe</li>
  535. </ol>
  536. </p>
  537. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  538. ]]>
  539. </content:encoded>
  540. <itunes:summary>Well, it seems we haven't explored all the ways that Reddit can encourage its own userbase to cause irrepairable harm to their own bodies and minds in the pursuit of sexual gratification, so let's continue our journey with r/estim; It's a subreddit for &quot;Anything Erotic Electro Stimulation&quot;, and a place to watch people make their own lives worse on purpose.
  541. This week, The F Plus has some work for a very desperate notary public.</itunes:summary>
  542. <itunes:episode>390</itunes:episode>
  543. <itunes:title>Do Not Advocate For Unsafe Play</itunes:title>
  544. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  545. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  546. <itunes:subtitle>reading reddit.com</itunes:subtitle>
  547. <itunes:duration>1:12:17</itunes:duration>
  548. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/390/ep390.jpg</image>
  549. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/390/ep390-600x600.jpg" />
  550. </item>
  551. <item>
  552. <title>389: Creepy Encounters With Total Idiots</title>
  553. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/389</link>
  554. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/389</guid>
  555. <pubDate>Fri, 14 Jul 2023 09:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  556. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_389.mp3" length="83000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  557. <description>
  558. The subreddit of r/CreepyEncounters is a place where redditors post true stories of lived experiences that are disurbing, strange, paranormal, or somehow otherworldly. I mean, ostensibly. In our experience, the stories are dubious, meandering tangents of fictional self-inserts that frequently fail to meet the definition of &quot;story&quot;. But if you were looking for a preamble of what an allyway is, you're in the right place.
  559. This week, The F Plus wanted mythological beats, but Socretes is just a man. </description>
  560. <content:encoded>
  561. <![CDATA[
  562. <p>with:
  563. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  564. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  565. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  566. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/dijon-du-jour">Dijon Du Jour</a>
  567. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  568. </p>
  569. <p>reading:
  570. <code>reddit.com</code>
  571. </p>
  572. <p>Content provided by <strong>Semantic Weeb</strong>.</p>
  573. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  574. <p>The subreddit of <strong>r/CreepyEncounters</strong> is a place where redditors post true stories of lived experiences that are disurbing, strange, paranormal, or somehow otherworldly. I mean, ostensibly. In our experience, the stories are dubious, meandering tangents of fictional self-inserts that frequently fail to meet the definition of &quot;story&quot;. But if you were looking for a preamble of what an allyway is, you're in the right place.</p>
  575. <p>This week, The F Plus wanted mythological beats, but Socretes is just a man.</p>
  576. <p>Music used:
  577. <ol>
  578. <li>The Limousines - Haunted</li>
  579. <li>El P - Deep Space 9mm</li>
  580. </ol>
  581. </p>
  582. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  583. ]]>
  584. </content:encoded>
  585. <itunes:summary>The subreddit of r/CreepyEncounters is a place where redditors post true stories of lived experiences that are disurbing, strange, paranormal, or somehow otherworldly. I mean, ostensibly. In our experience, the stories are dubious, meandering tangents of fictional self-inserts that frequently fail to meet the definition of &quot;story&quot;. But if you were looking for a preamble of what an allyway is, you're in the right place.
  586. This week, The F Plus wanted mythological beats, but Socretes is just a man.</itunes:summary>
  587. <itunes:episode>389</itunes:episode>
  588. <itunes:title>Creepy Encounters With Total Idiots</itunes:title>
  589. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  590. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  591. <itunes:subtitle>reading reddit.com</itunes:subtitle>
  592. <itunes:duration>1:30:07</itunes:duration>
  593. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/389/ep389.jpg</image>
  594. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/389/ep389-600x600.jpg" />
  595. </item>
  596. <item>
  597. <title>388: Confessions of a Bubble Slut</title>
  598. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/388</link>
  599. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/388</guid>
  600. <pubDate>Sat, 17 Jun 2023 16:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  601. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_388.mp3" length="74000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  602. <description>
  603. We just learned that Bubblegum Fetish is a thing, so we're going on a world tour. After learning a bit more about the fetish, we're spending a considerable amount of time with a man who needs to fulfill his very particular fetish in an Amsterdam brothel, then it's over to Girls Ask Guys before we buy some ABC gum and then finally close out with an erotic story that surprisingly has actual sex in it.
  604. This week, The F Plus gets arrested trying to smuggle Super Bubble into Schiphol. </description>
  605. <content:encoded>
  606. <![CDATA[
  607. <p>with:
  608. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  609. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  610. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  611. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lou-fernandez">Lou Fernandez</a>
  612. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  613. </p>
  614. <p>reading:
  615. <code>whereispiper.com</code>
  616. <code>ignatzmice.com</code>
  617. <code>girlsaskguys.com</code>
  618. <code>livejournal.com</code>
  619. <code>lushstories.com</code>
  620. </p>
  621. <p>Content provided by <strong>Napoleon Blownapart</strong>.</p>
  622. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  623. <p>We just learned that <strong>Bubblegum Fetish</strong> is a thing, so we're going on a world tour. After learning a bit more about the fetish, we're spending a considerable amount of time with a man who needs to fulfill his very particular fetish in an Amsterdam brothel, then it's over to Girls Ask Guys before we buy some ABC gum and then finally close out with an erotic story that surprisingly has actual sex in it.</p>
  624. <p>This week, The F Plus gets arrested trying to smuggle Super Bubble into Schiphol.</p>
  625. <p>Music used:
  626. <ol>
  627. <li>Rasheeda - My Bubble Gum</li>
  628. <li>Boots Raingear ft. Lemon  - What Was That Joke?</li>
  629. <li>Noam Kaniel - Heathcliff Theme Song</li>
  630. <li>Bat For Lashes - What's A Girl To Do?</li>
  631. </ol>
  632. </p>
  633. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  634. ]]>
  635. </content:encoded>
  636. <itunes:summary>We just learned that Bubblegum Fetish is a thing, so we're going on a world tour. After learning a bit more about the fetish, we're spending a considerable amount of time with a man who needs to fulfill his very particular fetish in an Amsterdam brothel, then it's over to Girls Ask Guys before we buy some ABC gum and then finally close out with an erotic story that surprisingly has actual sex in it.
  637. This week, The F Plus gets arrested trying to smuggle Super Bubble into Schiphol.</itunes:summary>
  638. <itunes:episode>388</itunes:episode>
  639. <itunes:title>Confessions of a Bubble Slut</itunes:title>
  640. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  641. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  642. <itunes:subtitle>reading whereispiper.com,ignatzmice.com,girlsaskguys.com,livejournal.com,lushstories.com</itunes:subtitle>
  643. <itunes:duration>1:16:36</itunes:duration>
  644. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/388/ep388.jpg</image>
  645. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/388/ep388-600x600.jpg" />
  646. </item>
  647. <item>
  648. <title>387: MedBed: The Bed That Treats</title>
  649. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/387</link>
  650. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/387</guid>
  651. <pubDate>Wed, 10 May 2023 20:10:00 CST</pubDate>
  652. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_387.mp3" length="80000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  653. <description>
  654. This episode is all about medbeds. So what is a medbed? Well, first of all it isn't a bed, so let's just get that out of the way right now. It's possibly an MLM scheme, or maybe it's a bucket, but sometimes it's a mobile phone app that takes a picture of your bed, which may or may not prevent and cure all diseases.  Do you have any questions? Great, so do we. In fact, this episode is mostly us asking questions.
  655. This week, The F Plus learns the true meaning of Technotronic's Pump Up The Jam. </description>
  656. <content:encoded>
  657. <![CDATA[
  658. <p>with:
  659. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  660. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  661. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  662. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/dijon-du-jour">Dijon Du Jour</a>
  663. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  664. </p>
  665. <p>reading:
  666. <code>teslabiohealing.com</code>
  667. <code>medbed.com</code>
  668. </p>
  669. <p>Content provided by <strong>A Meat</strong>.</p>
  670. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  671. <p>This episode is all about <strong>medbeds</strong>. So what is a medbed? Well, first of all it isn't a bed, so let's just get that out of the way right now. It's possibly an MLM scheme, or maybe it's a bucket, but sometimes it's a mobile phone app that takes a picture of your bed, which may or may not prevent and cure all diseases.  Do you have any questions? Great, so do we. In fact, this episode is mostly us asking questions.</p>
  672. <p>This week, The F Plus learns the true meaning of Technotronic's Pump Up The Jam.</p>
  673. <p>Music used:
  674. <ol>
  675. <li>Brad Sucks - Better Than Nothing</li>
  676. <li>Hard-Fi - Cash Machine</li>
  677. </ol>
  678. </p>
  679. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  680. ]]>
  681. </content:encoded>
  682. <itunes:summary>This episode is all about medbeds. So what is a medbed? Well, first of all it isn't a bed, so let's just get that out of the way right now. It's possibly an MLM scheme, or maybe it's a bucket, but sometimes it's a mobile phone app that takes a picture of your bed, which may or may not prevent and cure all diseases.  Do you have any questions? Great, so do we. In fact, this episode is mostly us asking questions.
  683. This week, The F Plus learns the true meaning of Technotronic's Pump Up The Jam.</itunes:summary>
  684. <itunes:episode>387</itunes:episode>
  685. <itunes:title>MedBed: The Bed That Treats</itunes:title>
  686. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  687. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  688. <itunes:subtitle>reading teslabiohealing.com,medbed.com</itunes:subtitle>
  689. <itunes:duration>1:22:42</itunes:duration>
  690. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/387/ep387.jpg</image>
  691. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/387/ep387-600x600.jpg" />
  692. </item>
  693. <item>
  694. <title>386: No Gods, Yes Masters</title>
  695. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/386</link>
  696. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/386</guid>
  697. <pubDate>Wed, 12 Apr 2023 16:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  698. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_386.mp3" length="71000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  699. <description>
  700. I really don't know how the people of royalcello dot website toolbox dot com found each other, but they've found each other. And all of the posters here believe in a single inalienable right: The Right To Rule, or rather, to be ruled, sometimes by royalcello himself who gets very testy if you say anything unkind about Charles III. Look, none of the people featured in this episode know much (if anything) about The Monarchy, but they do know they like it, and at least one of them knows The Hapsburgs belong in Spain.
  701. This week, The F Plus wants Catherine The Great to sit on our face. </description>
  702. <content:encoded>
  703. <![CDATA[
  704. <p>with:
  705. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  706. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  707. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/shell-game">Shell Game</a>
  708. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kendrick-lobstar">Kendrick Lobstar</a>
  709. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/sauce">Sauce</a>
  710. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  711. </p>
  712. <p>reading:
  713. <code>The Monarchy Forum</code>
  714. </p>
  715. <p>Content provided by <strong>Sauce</strong>.</p>
  716. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  717. <p>I really don't know how the people of <strong>royalcello dot website toolbox dot com</strong> found each other, but they've found each other. And all of the posters here believe in a single inalienable right: The Right To Rule, or rather, to be ruled, sometimes by royalcello himself who gets <em>very testy</em> if you say anything unkind about Charles III. Look, none of the people featured in this episode know much (if anything) about The Monarchy, but they do know they like it, and at least <em>one</em> of them knows The Hapsburgs belong in Spain.</p>
  718. <p>This week, The F Plus wants Catherine The Great to sit on our face.</p>
  719. <p>Music used:
  720. <ol>
  721. <li>David Bowie - Queen Bitch</li>
  722. <li>Prefab Sprout - The King of Rock n' Roll</li>
  723. </ol>
  724. </p>
  725. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  726. ]]>
  727. </content:encoded>
  728. <itunes:summary>I really don't know how the people of royalcello dot website toolbox dot com found each other, but they've found each other. And all of the posters here believe in a single inalienable right: The Right To Rule, or rather, to be ruled, sometimes by royalcello himself who gets very testy if you say anything unkind about Charles III. Look, none of the people featured in this episode know much (if anything) about The Monarchy, but they do know they like it, and at least one of them knows The Hapsburgs belong in Spain.
  729. This week, The F Plus wants Catherine The Great to sit on our face.</itunes:summary>
  730. <itunes:episode>386</itunes:episode>
  731. <itunes:title>No Gods, Yes Masters</itunes:title>
  732. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  733. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  734. <itunes:subtitle>reading The Monarchy Forum</itunes:subtitle>
  735. <itunes:duration>1:28:48</itunes:duration>
  736. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/386/ep386.jpg</image>
  737. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/386/ep386-600x600.jpg" />
  738. </item>
  739. <item>
  740. <title>385: Pee Fans</title>
  741. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/385</link>
  742. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/385</guid>
  743. <pubDate>Sun, 05 Mar 2023 15:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  744. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_385.mp3" length="86000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  745. <description>
  746. This episode is about pee fans such as fannywatcher, uniloo, Wet Man J, Iron Bladderman, Greedy Needy Girl, P155wet, girlwipes, Slick Gracey, Miss Piss, wet wulf, Al Fresco, and MegaPoop Tech. I'm just writing down those usernames because I found them all very funny.
  747. This week, The F Plus learns the term for a manager who is somehow also a woman. </description>
  748. <content:encoded>
  749. <![CDATA[
  750. <p>with:
  751. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  752. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  753. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/dijon-du-jour">Dijon Du Jour</a>
  754. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/k-thor-jensen">K Thor Jensen</a>
  755. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  756. </p>
  757. <p>reading:
  758. <code>peefans.com</code>
  759. </p>
  760. <p>Content provided by <strong>Dr. Activisionary</strong>.</p>
  761. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  762. <p>This episode is about <strong>pee fans</strong> such as fannywatcher, uniloo, Wet Man J, Iron Bladderman, Greedy Needy Girl, P155wet, girlwipes, Slick Gracey, Miss Piss, wet wulf, Al Fresco, and MegaPoop Tech. I'm just writing down those usernames because I found them all very funny.</p>
  763. <p>This week, The F Plus learns the term for a manager who is somehow also a woman.</p>
  764. <p>Music used:
  765. <ol>
  766. <li>Cut Chemist - What's The Altitude (ft. Hymnal)</li>
  767. <li>Warrant - Cherry Pie (Sing King Karaoke)</li>
  768. <li>Lady Leshurr - Juice</li>
  769. </ol>
  770. </p>
  771. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  772. ]]>
  773. </content:encoded>
  774. <itunes:summary>This episode is about pee fans such as fannywatcher, uniloo, Wet Man J, Iron Bladderman, Greedy Needy Girl, P155wet, girlwipes, Slick Gracey, Miss Piss, wet wulf, Al Fresco, and MegaPoop Tech. I'm just writing down those usernames because I found them all very funny.
  775. This week, The F Plus learns the term for a manager who is somehow also a woman.</itunes:summary>
  776. <itunes:episode>385</itunes:episode>
  777. <itunes:title>Pee Fans</itunes:title>
  778. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  779. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  780. <itunes:subtitle>reading peefans.com</itunes:subtitle>
  781. <itunes:duration>1:33:41</itunes:duration>
  782. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/385/ep385b.jpg</image>
  783. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/385/ep385b-600x600.jpg" />
  784. </item>
  785. <item>
  786. <title>384: The Angry Apple Nerd</title>
  787. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/384</link>
  788. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/384</guid>
  789. <pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2023 19:20:00 CST</pubDate>
  790. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_384.mp3" length="125000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  791. <description>
  792. Self described appleist Brian Frange has some serious-assed opinions about different types of apples, and he wants to share all of them. And that's... honestly, that's entirely what this episode is about, Brian Frange's opinions about different types of apples.
  793. This week, The F Plus sees a tasty unwipe anus. </description>
  794. <content:encoded>
  795. <![CDATA[
  796. <p>with:
  797. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  798. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  799. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  800. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  801. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  802. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  803. </p>
  804. <p>reading:
  805. <code>applerankings.com</code>
  806. </p>
  807. <p>Content provided by <strong>Alqemizzy</strong>.</p>
  808. <p>Edited by <strong>Achilles' Heelies</strong>.</p>
  809. <p>Self described appleist <strong>Brian Frange</strong> has some serious-assed opinions about different types of apples, and he wants to share all of them. And that's... honestly, that's entirely what this episode is about, Brian Frange's opinions about different types of apples.</p>
  810. <p>This week, The F Plus sees a tasty unwipe anus.</p>
  811. <p>Music used:
  812. <ol>
  813. <li>The Andrews Sisters - Don't Sit Under the Apple Tree (With Anyone Else But Me)</li>
  814. <li>David Heitler-Klevans - Apples and Bananas</li>
  815. </ol>
  816. </p>
  817. ]]>
  818. </content:encoded>
  819. <itunes:summary>Self described appleist Brian Frange has some serious-assed opinions about different types of apples, and he wants to share all of them. And that's... honestly, that's entirely what this episode is about, Brian Frange's opinions about different types of apples.
  820. This week, The F Plus sees a tasty unwipe anus.</itunes:summary>
  821. <itunes:episode>384</itunes:episode>
  822. <itunes:title>The Angry Apple Nerd</itunes:title>
  823. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  824. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  825. <itunes:subtitle>reading applerankings.com</itunes:subtitle>
  826. <itunes:duration>1:31:13</itunes:duration>
  827. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/384/ep384.jpg</image>
  828. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/384/ep384-600x600.jpg" />
  829. </item>
  830. <item>
  831. <title>383: What Is The Meaning of Song?</title>
  832. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/383</link>
  833. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/383</guid>
  834. <pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2023 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  835. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_383.mp3" length="74000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  836. <description>
  837. Song lyrics are an indelible part of our collective cultural confidence, but can often be a puzzle. For all of these popular songs, what do the lyrics actually mean? Well, we're visiting SongMeanings.com to hear a bunch of bad theories explained amongst infighting and sex bragging.
  838. This week, The F Plus is with the bear, and the bear is with the bear, and the bear is with the boat (you nimno). </description>
  839. <content:encoded>
  840. <![CDATA[
  841. <p>with:
  842. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  843. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  844. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  845. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  846. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/k-thor-jensen">K Thor Jensen</a>
  847. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  848. </p>
  849. <p>reading:
  850. <code>songmeanings.com</code>
  851. </p>
  852. <p>Content provided by <strong>Smallest Sasquatch</strong>.</p>
  853. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  854. <p>Song lyrics are an indelible part of our collective cultural confidence, but can often be a puzzle. For all of these popular songs, what do the lyrics actually <em>mean?</em> Well, we're visiting <strong>SongMeanings.com</strong> to hear a bunch of bad theories explained amongst infighting and sex bragging.</p>
  855. <p>This week, The F Plus is with the bear, and the bear is with the bear, and the bear is with the boat (you nimno).</p>
  856. <p>Music used:
  857. <ol>
  858. <li>Fever Ray - Kandy</li>
  859. <li>Aphex Twin - Windowlicker (Funbox Karaoke)</li>
  860. <li>Got A Girl - La La La</li>
  861. </ol>
  862. </p>
  863. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  864. ]]>
  865. </content:encoded>
  866. <itunes:summary>Song lyrics are an indelible part of our collective cultural confidence, but can often be a puzzle. For all of these popular songs, what do the lyrics actually mean? Well, we're visiting SongMeanings.com to hear a bunch of bad theories explained amongst infighting and sex bragging.
  867. This week, The F Plus is with the bear, and the bear is with the bear, and the bear is with the boat (you nimno).</itunes:summary>
  868. <itunes:episode>383</itunes:episode>
  869. <itunes:title>What Is The Meaning of Song?</itunes:title>
  870. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  871. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  872. <itunes:subtitle>reading songmeanings.com</itunes:subtitle>
  873. <itunes:duration>1:20:35</itunes:duration>
  874. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/383/ep383.jpg</image>
  875. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/383/ep383-600x600.jpg" />
  876. </item>
  877. <item>
  878. <title>382: Good Reads for Bad Needs</title>
  879. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/382</link>
  880. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/382</guid>
  881. <pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2023 22:20:00 CST</pubDate>
  882. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_382.mp3" length="74000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  883. <description>
  884. Let's speak honestly for a moment: We're all intelligent, thoughtful, sexual beings, right? And as such, we desire intelligent, thoughtful, well-written pornography, don't we? I dunno, but anyway here's some crap.
  885. This week, The F Plus learns the meaning of banal anal. </description>
  886. <content:encoded>
  887. <![CDATA[
  888. <p>with:
  889. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  890. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  891. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  892. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  893. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/turtle">Turtle</a>
  894. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  895. </p>
  896. <p>reading:
  897. <code>goodreads.com</code>
  898. </p>
  899. <p>Content provided by <strong>Secret Gaygent 69</strong>.</p>
  900. <p>Edited by <strong>Achilles' Heelies</strong>.</p>
  901. <p>Let's speak honestly for a moment: We're all intelligent, thoughtful, sexual beings, right? And as such, we desire intelligent, thoughtful, well-written pornography, don't we? I dunno, but anyway here's some crap.</p>
  902. <p>This week, The F Plus learns the meaning of banal anal.</p>
  903. <p>Music used:
  904. <ol>
  905. <li>Talking Heads - The Book I Read</li>
  906. <li>Yung Humma ft. Flynt Flossy - Lemme Smang It</li>
  907. </ol>
  908. </p>
  909. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  910. ]]>
  911. </content:encoded>
  912. <itunes:summary>Let's speak honestly for a moment: We're all intelligent, thoughtful, sexual beings, right? And as such, we desire intelligent, thoughtful, well-written pornography, don't we? I dunno, but anyway here's some crap.
  913. This week, The F Plus learns the meaning of banal anal.</itunes:summary>
  914. <itunes:episode>382</itunes:episode>
  915. <itunes:title>Good Reads for Bad Needs</itunes:title>
  916. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  917. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  918. <itunes:subtitle>reading goodreads.com</itunes:subtitle>
  919. <itunes:duration>1:20:29</itunes:duration>
  920. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/382/ep382.jpg</image>
  921. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/382/ep382-600x600.jpg" />
  922. </item>
  923. <item>
  924. <title>381: Let's Pollute The Planet!</title>
  925. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/381</link>
  926. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/381</guid>
  927. <pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2022 19:50:00 CST</pubDate>
  928. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_381.mp3" length="81000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  929. <description>
  930. Of course, there's a lot of different ways for people to internalize their own effect on the environment, but the subjects of this episode have become super horny about it. We're starting things out on clips4sale reading the description of videos where women pollute the environment, then over to F List for some perverted pollutin' profiles, and finally closing with some Lorax/Fern Gully slashfic that probably didn't need to happen.
  931. This week, The F Plus is a maybe on canonballing. </description>
  932. <content:encoded>
  933. <![CDATA[
  934. <p>with:
  935. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  936. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  937. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/shell-game">Shell Game</a>
  938. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kendrick-lobstar">Kendrick Lobstar</a>
  939. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  940. </p>
  941. <p>reading:
  942. <code>clips4sale.com</code>
  943. <code>f-list.net</code>
  944. </p>
  945. <p>Content provided by <strong>Sinestro,Lewdvig Tittgenstein</strong>.</p>
  946. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  947. <p>Of course, there's a lot of different ways for people to internalize their own effect on the environment, but the subjects of this episode have become super horny about it. We're starting things out on clips4sale reading the description of videos where women pollute the environment, then over to F List for some perverted pollutin' profiles, and finally closing with some Lorax/Fern Gully slashfic that probably didn't need to happen.</p>
  948. <p>This week, The F Plus is a maybe on canonballing.</p>
  949. <p>Music used:
  950. <ol>
  951. <li>Guts ft. Leron Thomas - Man Funk</li>
  952. <li>Psych Beatz - Crunk Muzik</li>
  953. <li>Baxter Dury - Saliva Hog</li>
  954. </ol>
  955. </p>
  956. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  957. ]]>
  958. </content:encoded>
  959. <itunes:summary>Of course, there's a lot of different ways for people to internalize their own effect on the environment, but the subjects of this episode have become super horny about it. We're starting things out on clips4sale reading the description of videos where women pollute the environment, then over to F List for some perverted pollutin' profiles, and finally closing with some Lorax/Fern Gully slashfic that probably didn't need to happen.
  960. This week, The F Plus is a maybe on canonballing.</itunes:summary>
  961. <itunes:episode>381</itunes:episode>
  962. <itunes:title>Let's Pollute The Planet!</itunes:title>
  963. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  964. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  965. <itunes:subtitle>reading clips4sale.com,f-list.net</itunes:subtitle>
  966. <itunes:duration>1:27:52</itunes:duration>
  967. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/381/ep381.jpg</image>
  968. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/381/ep381-600x600.jpg" />
  969. </item>
  970. <item>
  971. <title>380: The Gospel of Digimon</title>
  972. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/380</link>
  973. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/380</guid>
  974. <pubDate>Sun, 18 Dec 2022 14:50:00 CST</pubDate>
  975. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_380.mp3" length="63000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  976. <description>
  977. Project DigiClipse may or may not be a cult founded upon the spiritual belief in the childrens' cartoon Digimon. And it's time for us to learn more. We're starting at Facebook, but moving into several forums thru the ages to listen to brothers and sisters of the faith testify.
  978. This week, The F Plus get head from Gurlemurglemon. </description>
  979. <content:encoded>
  980. <![CDATA[
  981. <p>with:
  982. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  983. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  984. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  985. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  986. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  987. </p>
  988. <p>reading:
  989. <code>digimonbelievers.forumotion.com</code>
  990. </p>
  991. <p>Content provided by <strong>Doctor Interrogative</strong>.</p>
  992. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  993. <p><strong>Project DigiClipse</strong> may or may not be a cult founded upon the spiritual belief in the childrens' cartoon Digimon. And it's time for us to learn more. We're starting at Facebook, but moving into several forums thru the ages to listen to brothers and sisters of the faith testify.</p>
  994. <p>This week, The F Plus get head from Gurlemurglemon.</p>
  995. <p>Music used:
  996. <ol>
  997. <li>16 Horsepower - Black Soul Choir</li>
  998. <li>16 Horsepower - For Heaven’s Sake (Live)</li>
  999. </ol>
  1000. </p>
  1001. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  1002. ]]>
  1003. </content:encoded>
  1004. <itunes:summary>Project DigiClipse may or may not be a cult founded upon the spiritual belief in the childrens' cartoon Digimon. And it's time for us to learn more. We're starting at Facebook, but moving into several forums thru the ages to listen to brothers and sisters of the faith testify.
  1005. This week, The F Plus get head from Gurlemurglemon.</itunes:summary>
  1006. <itunes:episode>380</itunes:episode>
  1007. <itunes:title>The Gospel of Digimon</itunes:title>
  1008. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  1009. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  1010. <itunes:subtitle>reading digimonbelievers.forumotion.com</itunes:subtitle>
  1011. <itunes:duration>1:08:28</itunes:duration>
  1012. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/380/ep380.jpg</image>
  1013. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/380/ep380-600x600.jpg" />
  1014. </item>
  1015. <item>
  1016. <title>379: Unpopular Opinions? On Reddit!?</title>
  1017. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/379</link>
  1018. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/379</guid>
  1019. <pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2022 17:55:00 CST</pubDate>
  1020. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_379.mp3" length="70000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  1021. <description>
  1022. I know, we were surprised as well. But here we are, visiting r/UnpopularOpinion and it turns out there's some bad opinions in here. We weren't gonna watch what happens, but it says &quot;watch next&quot;.
  1023. This week, The F Plus stands still and moves the goalposts around. </description>
  1024. <content:encoded>
  1025. <![CDATA[
  1026. <p>with:
  1027. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  1028. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  1029. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  1030. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  1031. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/shell-game">Shell Game</a>
  1032. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  1033. </p>
  1034. <p>reading:
  1035. <code>reddit.com</code>
  1036. </p>
  1037. <p>Content provided by <strong>Doctor Interrogative</strong>.</p>
  1038. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  1039. <p>I know, we were surprised as well. But here we are, visiting <strong>r/UnpopularOpinion</strong> and it turns out there's some bad opinions in here. We weren't gonna watch what happens, but it says &quot;watch next&quot;.</p>
  1040. <p>This week, The F Plus stands still and moves the goalposts around.</p>
  1041. <p>Music used:
  1042. <ol>
  1043. <li>FEAR - New York's Alright If You Like Saxophones</li>
  1044. <li>Type O Negative - We Hate Everyone</li>
  1045. </ol>
  1046. </p>
  1047. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  1048. ]]>
  1049. </content:encoded>
  1050. <itunes:summary>I know, we were surprised as well. But here we are, visiting r/UnpopularOpinion and it turns out there's some bad opinions in here. We weren't gonna watch what happens, but it says &quot;watch next&quot;.
  1051. This week, The F Plus stands still and moves the goalposts around.</itunes:summary>
  1052. <itunes:episode>379</itunes:episode>
  1053. <itunes:title>Unpopular Opinions? On Reddit!?</itunes:title>
  1054. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  1055. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  1056. <itunes:subtitle>reading reddit.com</itunes:subtitle>
  1057. <itunes:duration>1:16:38</itunes:duration>
  1058. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/379/ep379.jpg</image>
  1059. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/379/ep379-600x600.jpg" />
  1060. </item>
  1061. <item>
  1062. <title>378: The Worst Creepypastas</title>
  1063. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/378</link>
  1064. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/378</guid>
  1065. <pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2022 15:15:00 CST</pubDate>
  1066. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_378.mp3" length="60000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  1067. <description>
  1068. Okay, so for this episode the plan was for us to read the worst-rated stories on Creepypasta.com, but we spent like half that time on some dude's insistence that his boner for the Venom symbiote is the cure for liberalism.
  1069. This week, The F Plus vows to never turn left again. </description>
  1070. <content:encoded>
  1071. <![CDATA[
  1072. <p>with:
  1073. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  1074. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  1075. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  1076. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/zarla">Zarla</a>
  1077. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  1078. </p>
  1079. <p>reading:
  1080. <code>creepypasta.com</code>
  1081. </p>
  1082. <p>Content provided by <strong>Doctor Interrogative</strong>.</p>
  1083. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  1084. <p>Okay, so for this episode the plan was for us to read the worst-rated stories on <strong>Creepypasta.com</strong>, but we spent like half that time on some dude's insistence that his boner for the Venom symbiote is the cure for liberalism.</p>
  1085. <p>This week, The F Plus vows to never turn left again.</p>
  1086. <p>Music used:
  1087. <ol>
  1088. <li>Orgy of the Dead soundtrack - I Am Criswell/Let's Turn Back (Jaime Mendoza-Nava)</li>
  1089. <li>Frank Zappa - Letter From Jeepers</li>
  1090. </ol>
  1091. </p>
  1092. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  1093. ]]>
  1094. </content:encoded>
  1095. <itunes:summary>Okay, so for this episode the plan was for us to read the worst-rated stories on Creepypasta.com, but we spent like half that time on some dude's insistence that his boner for the Venom symbiote is the cure for liberalism.
  1096. This week, The F Plus vows to never turn left again.</itunes:summary>
  1097. <itunes:episode>378</itunes:episode>
  1098. <itunes:title>The Worst Creepypastas</itunes:title>
  1099. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  1100. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  1101. <itunes:subtitle>reading creepypasta.com</itunes:subtitle>
  1102. <itunes:duration>1:27:07</itunes:duration>
  1103. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/378/ep378.jpg</image>
  1104. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/378/ep378-600x600.jpg" />
  1105. </item>
  1106. <item>
  1107. <title>377: Your Chance At Love Has Been Removed By A Moderator</title>
  1108. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/377</link>
  1109. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/377</guid>
  1110. <pubDate>Mon, 05 Sep 2022 16:20:00 CST</pubDate>
  1111. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_377.mp3" length="75000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  1112. <description>
  1113. Are you looking for love? Well as it happens there's a lot of people on Reddit, so that's probably a good place to start. We're going to be looking into a few different subreddits for personals ads, including r/cf4cf (childfree hardcore) r/AgeGapPersonals, r/VirginityExchange, r/MBTIDating and r/RandomActsOfBlowjob in search of available singles, and we're going to learn exactly why they're single.
  1114. This week, F Plus is offering distance kink education. </description>
  1115. <content:encoded>
  1116. <![CDATA[
  1117. <p>with:
  1118. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  1119. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  1120. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  1121. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/cheapskate">Cheapskate</a>
  1122. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  1123. </p>
  1124. <p>reading:
  1125. <code>reddit.com</code>
  1126. </p>
  1127. <p>Content provided by <strong>thelizzerd</strong>.</p>
  1128. <p>Edited by <strong>Achilles' Heelies</strong>.</p>
  1129. <p>Are you looking for love? Well as it happens there's a <em>lot</em> of people on Reddit, so that's probably a good place to start. We're going to be looking into a few different subreddits for personals ads, including <strong>r/cf4cf</strong> (childfree hardcore) <strong>r/AgeGapPersonals</strong>, <strong>r/VirginityExchange</strong>, <strong>r/MBTIDating</strong> and <strong>r/RandomActsOfBlowjob</strong> in search of available singles, and we're going to learn exactly why they're single.</p>
  1130. <p>This week, F Plus is offering distance kink education.</p>
  1131. <p>Music used:
  1132. <ol>
  1133. <li>Mitski - Nobody</li>
  1134. <li>Viagra Boys - Girls and Boys</li>
  1135. </ol>
  1136. </p>
  1137. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  1138. ]]>
  1139. </content:encoded>
  1140. <itunes:summary>Are you looking for love? Well as it happens there's a lot of people on Reddit, so that's probably a good place to start. We're going to be looking into a few different subreddits for personals ads, including r/cf4cf (childfree hardcore) r/AgeGapPersonals, r/VirginityExchange, r/MBTIDating and r/RandomActsOfBlowjob in search of available singles, and we're going to learn exactly why they're single.
  1141. This week, F Plus is offering distance kink education.</itunes:summary>
  1142. <itunes:episode>377</itunes:episode>
  1143. <itunes:title>Your Chance At Love Has Been Removed By A Moderator</itunes:title>
  1144. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  1145. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  1146. <itunes:subtitle>reading reddit.com</itunes:subtitle>
  1147. <itunes:duration>1:12:41</itunes:duration>
  1148. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/377/ep377.jpg</image>
  1149. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/377/ep377-600x600.jpg" />
  1150. </item>
  1151. <item>
  1152. <title>376: The Secrets of Infinite Energy</title>
  1153. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/376</link>
  1154. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/376</guid>
  1155. <pubDate>Sun, 21 Aug 2022 19:30:00 CST</pubDate>
  1156. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_376.mp3" length="80000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  1157. <description>
  1158. Good news everybody! The forum members of OverUnity have solved all our energy problems. They've created perpetual motion machines, 3 million terawatt batteries, balloons which are heavier than lead and other assorted contraptions that provide much more energy than they'd ever require. Only one problem: They can't tell you any specifics, because of Google. We're spending an hour and a half solving all the world's problems, and we're getting rich besides.
  1159. This week, The F Plus will sue you if you infringe our Boomer Blocker® patent. </description>
  1160. <content:encoded>
  1161. <![CDATA[
  1162. <p>with:
  1163. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  1164. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  1165. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  1166. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  1167. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/zarla">Zarla</a>
  1168. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  1169. </p>
  1170. <p>reading:
  1171. <code>overunity.com</code>
  1172. </p>
  1173. <p>Content provided by <strong>Doctor Interrogative</strong>.</p>
  1174. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  1175. <p>Good news everybody! The forum members of <strong>OverUnity</strong> have solved all our energy problems. They've created perpetual motion machines, 3 million terawatt batteries, balloons which are heavier than lead and other assorted contraptions that provide much more energy than they'd ever require. Only one problem: They can't tell you any specifics, because of Google. We're spending an hour and a half solving all the world's problems, and we're getting rich besides.</p>
  1176. <p>This week, The F Plus will sue you if you infringe our Boomer Blocker® patent.</p>
  1177. <p>Music used:
  1178. <ol>
  1179. <li>Viagra Boys - The Cognitive Trade-Off Hypothesis</li>
  1180. <li>Marcia Griffiths - Electric Boogie</li>
  1181. </ol>
  1182. </p>
  1183. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  1184. ]]>
  1185. </content:encoded>
  1186. <itunes:summary>Good news everybody! The forum members of OverUnity have solved all our energy problems. They've created perpetual motion machines, 3 million terawatt batteries, balloons which are heavier than lead and other assorted contraptions that provide much more energy than they'd ever require. Only one problem: They can't tell you any specifics, because of Google. We're spending an hour and a half solving all the world's problems, and we're getting rich besides.
  1187. This week, The F Plus will sue you if you infringe our Boomer Blocker® patent.</itunes:summary>
  1188. <itunes:episode>376</itunes:episode>
  1189. <itunes:title>The Secrets of Infinite Energy</itunes:title>
  1190. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  1191. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  1192. <itunes:subtitle>reading overunity.com</itunes:subtitle>
  1193. <itunes:duration>1:27:19</itunes:duration>
  1194. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/376/ep376.jpg</image>
  1195. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/376/ep376-600x600.jpg" />
  1196. </item>
  1197. <item>
  1198. <title>375: Brought To You By Magic Spoon</title>
  1199. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/375</link>
  1200. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/375</guid>
  1201. <pubDate>Sat, 13 Aug 2022 20:45:00 CST</pubDate>
  1202. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_375.mp3" length="60000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  1203. <description>
  1204. If your chakras are all out of wack and you're in the market for new ugly jewelry, Skydin Zeal would love to be your supplier. The owner of a website with where every single word is printed in every single color (and with bevels and gradients besides) you may get lost along your way, but when you're done you'll lose weight because your flatware will physically prevent you from eating.
  1205. The week, The F Plus wants one of those big pussy cars like what Joey Rembrandt paints. </description>
  1206. <content:encoded>
  1207. <![CDATA[
  1208. <p>with:
  1209. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  1210. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  1211. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  1212. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/ironicus">Ironicus</a>
  1213. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  1214. </p>
  1215. <p>reading:
  1216. <code>skydin.com</code>
  1217. </p>
  1218. <p>Content provided by <strong>dijon du jour</strong>.</p>
  1219. <p>Edited by <strong>Adam Bozarth</strong>.</p>
  1220. <p>If your chakras are all out of wack and you're in the market for new ugly jewelry, <strong>Skydin Zeal</strong> would love to be your supplier. The owner of a website with where every single word is printed in every single color (and with bevels and gradients besides) you may get lost along your way, but when you're done you'll lose weight because your flatware will physically prevent you from eating.</p>
  1221. <p>The week, The F Plus wants one of those big pussy cars like what Joey Rembrandt paints.</p>
  1222. <p>Music used:
  1223. <ol>
  1224. <li>50 Cent - Magic Stick</li>
  1225. <li>DJ Hodor - Emperor</li>
  1226. </ol>
  1227. </p>
  1228. ]]>
  1229. </content:encoded>
  1230. <itunes:summary>If your chakras are all out of wack and you're in the market for new ugly jewelry, Skydin Zeal would love to be your supplier. The owner of a website with where every single word is printed in every single color (and with bevels and gradients besides) you may get lost along your way, but when you're done you'll lose weight because your flatware will physically prevent you from eating.
  1231. The week, The F Plus wants one of those big pussy cars like what Joey Rembrandt paints.</itunes:summary>
  1232. <itunes:episode>375</itunes:episode>
  1233. <itunes:title>Brought To You By Magic Spoon</itunes:title>
  1234. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  1235. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  1236. <itunes:subtitle>reading skydin.com</itunes:subtitle>
  1237. <itunes:duration>1:05:31</itunes:duration>
  1238. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/375/ep375.jpg</image>
  1239. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/375/ep375-600x600.jpg" />
  1240. </item>
  1241. <item>
  1242. <title>374: This One Is Mainly About Butt Chugging</title>
  1243. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/374</link>
  1244. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/374</guid>
  1245. <pubDate>Fri, 15 Jul 2022 15:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  1246. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_374.mp3" length="81000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  1247. <description>
  1248. Health &amp; wellness is a complicated issue, and so is the butthole, but fortunately this is an issue that combines both those things. This is an episode of enema recipes - from coffee to dish soap to cocaine, and all points in between, and we're going to have a whole lot of fun with this until Auntie Flo shows up. Also apparently Lemon is a boomer for the first half of this episode? Gross.
  1249. This week, The F Plus takes a handful of Debbie Downers. </description>
  1250. <content:encoded>
  1251. <![CDATA[
  1252. <p>with:
  1253. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  1254. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  1255. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  1256. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/shell-game">Shell Game</a>
  1257. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/dijon-du-jour">Dijon Du Jour</a>
  1258. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  1259. </p>
  1260. <p>reading:
  1261. <code>purelifeenema.com</code>
  1262. <code>reddit.com</code>
  1263. <code>michimagic.com</code>
  1264. <code>frugaldomme.com</code>
  1265. <code>cdpunishment.com</code>
  1266. <code>thehealthboard.com</code>
  1267. </p>
  1268. <p>Content provided by <strong>Cat Examiner</strong>.</p>
  1269. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  1270. <p>Health &amp; wellness is a complicated issue, and so is the butthole, but fortunately this is an issue that combines both those things. This is an episode of <strong>enema recipes</strong> - from coffee to dish soap to cocaine, and all points in between, and we're going to have a whole lot of fun with this until Auntie Flo shows up. Also apparently Lemon is a boomer for the first half of this episode? Gross.</p>
  1271. <p>This week, The F Plus takes a handful of Debbie Downers.</p>
  1272. <p>Music used:
  1273. <ol>
  1274. <li>King Missile - Up My Ass</li>
  1275. <li>Boots Raingear ft. Lemon - What Was That Joke?</li>
  1276. <li>Mystikal - Shake Ya Ass</li>
  1277. </ol>
  1278. </p>
  1279. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  1280. ]]>
  1281. </content:encoded>
  1282. <itunes:summary>Health &amp; wellness is a complicated issue, and so is the butthole, but fortunately this is an issue that combines both those things. This is an episode of enema recipes - from coffee to dish soap to cocaine, and all points in between, and we're going to have a whole lot of fun with this until Auntie Flo shows up. Also apparently Lemon is a boomer for the first half of this episode? Gross.
  1283. This week, The F Plus takes a handful of Debbie Downers.</itunes:summary>
  1284. <itunes:episode>374</itunes:episode>
  1285. <itunes:title>This One Is Mainly About Butt Chugging</itunes:title>
  1286. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  1287. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  1288. <itunes:subtitle>reading purelifeenema.com,reddit.com,michimagic.com,frugaldomme.com,cdpunishment.com,thehealthboard.com</itunes:subtitle>
  1289. <itunes:duration>1:28:13</itunes:duration>
  1290. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/374/ep374.jpg</image>
  1291. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/374/ep374-600x600.jpg" />
  1292. </item>
  1293. <item>
  1294. <title>373: Private Lessons in the Cultivation of SEX FORCE</title>
  1295. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/373</link>
  1296. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/373</guid>
  1297. <pubDate>Mon, 11 Jul 2022 22:20:00 CST</pubDate>
  1298. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_373.mp3" length="63000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  1299. <description>
  1300. The redditors of r/SemenRetention are believers in a clandestine warfare they believe has been waged to keep down the underclass by continually robbing them of their semen. These true believers therefore are determined to maximize their personal inventory of semen... by any means necessary.
  1301. This week, The F Plus summons The Aetheric Ass. </description>
  1302. <content:encoded>
  1303. <![CDATA[
  1304. <p>with:
  1305. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  1306. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  1307. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  1308. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/sanguinary-novel">Sanguinary Novel</a>
  1309. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  1310. </p>
  1311. <p>reading:
  1312. <code>reddit.com</code>
  1313. </p>
  1314. <p>Content provided by <strong>Lewdvig Tittgenstein,Sinestro</strong>.</p>
  1315. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  1316. <p>The redditors of <strong>r/SemenRetention</strong> are believers in a clandestine warfare they believe has been waged to keep down the underclass by continually robbing them of their semen. These true believers therefore are determined to maximize their personal inventory of semen... by any means necessary.</p>
  1317. <p>This week, The F Plus summons The Aetheric Ass.</p>
  1318. <p>Music used:
  1319. <ol>
  1320. <li>Quiet Riot - Cum On Feel The Noize</li>
  1321. <li>1.6 Band - Pushing Shit Back Into My Ass</li>
  1322. </ol>
  1323. </p>
  1324. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  1325. ]]>
  1326. </content:encoded>
  1327. <itunes:summary>The redditors of r/SemenRetention are believers in a clandestine warfare they believe has been waged to keep down the underclass by continually robbing them of their semen. These true believers therefore are determined to maximize their personal inventory of semen... by any means necessary.
  1328. This week, The F Plus summons The Aetheric Ass.</itunes:summary>
  1329. <itunes:episode>373</itunes:episode>
  1330. <itunes:title>Private Lessons in the Cultivation of SEX FORCE</itunes:title>
  1331. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  1332. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  1333. <itunes:subtitle>reading reddit.com</itunes:subtitle>
  1334. <itunes:duration>1:08:18</itunes:duration>
  1335. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/373/ep373.jpg</image>
  1336. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/373/ep373-600x600.jpg" />
  1337. </item>
  1338. <item>
  1339. <title>372: Loohan vs The Lizartarians</title>
  1340. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/372</link>
  1341. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/372</guid>
  1342. <pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2022 13:35:00 CST</pubDate>
  1343. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_372.mp3" length="65000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  1344. <description>
  1345. Loohan doesn't care much for Reptilians. Or anyone else for that matter. You see, Loohan's general worldview is... actually, really hard to suss out out. He believes in space monsters, and religious conspiracies, and some weird race/gender stuff we cut out of this episode, but he has the intellectual thruline of a streetcorner man wearing a sandwich board. It's a delight!
  1346. This week, The F Plus needs to consult with The Committee. </description>
  1347. <content:encoded>
  1348. <![CDATA[
  1349. <p>with:
  1350. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  1351. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  1352. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  1353. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/zarla">Zarla</a>
  1354. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  1355. </p>
  1356. <p>reading:
  1357. <code>loohan.com</code>
  1358. </p>
  1359. <p>Content provided by <strong>Tipsy Almond</strong>.</p>
  1360. <p>Edited by <strong>Adam Bozarth</strong>.</p>
  1361. <p><strong>Loohan</strong> doesn't care much for Reptilians. Or anyone else for that matter. You see, Loohan's general worldview is... actually, really hard to suss out out. He believes in space monsters, and religious conspiracies, and some weird race/gender stuff we cut out of this episode, but he has the intellectual thruline of a streetcorner man wearing a sandwich board. It's a delight!</p>
  1362. <p>This week, The F Plus needs to consult with The Committee.</p>
  1363. <p>Music used:
  1364. <ol>
  1365. <li>Coburn - We Interrupt This Program</li>
  1366. <li>Talking Heads - Mind</li>
  1367. </ol>
  1368. </p>
  1369. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  1370. ]]>
  1371. </content:encoded>
  1372. <itunes:summary>Loohan doesn't care much for Reptilians. Or anyone else for that matter. You see, Loohan's general worldview is... actually, really hard to suss out out. He believes in space monsters, and religious conspiracies, and some weird race/gender stuff we cut out of this episode, but he has the intellectual thruline of a streetcorner man wearing a sandwich board. It's a delight!
  1373. This week, The F Plus needs to consult with The Committee.</itunes:summary>
  1374. <itunes:episode>372</itunes:episode>
  1375. <itunes:title>Loohan vs The Lizartarians</itunes:title>
  1376. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  1377. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  1378. <itunes:subtitle>reading loohan.com</itunes:subtitle>
  1379. <itunes:duration>1:07:31</itunes:duration>
  1380. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/372/ep372.jpg</image>
  1381. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/372/ep372-600x600.jpg" />
  1382. </item>
  1383. <item>
  1384. <title>371: Hopscotch Goblin</title>
  1385. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/371</link>
  1386. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/371</guid>
  1387. <pubDate>Thu, 23 Jun 2022 11:30:00 CST</pubDate>
  1388. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_371.mp3" length="84000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  1389. <description>
  1390. Rather than describe what's happening on The Crytpidz Wiki, I'll let the site describe itself:
  1391.  
  1392. Cryptids are monsters... except that cryptids could actually exist! When talking about Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster you're talking about something that could live right on this Earth right now! On Cryptid Wiki, we document all of the possible information you can get about cryptids and determine if they're real or not.
  1393.  
  1394. This week, The F Plus likes Utah, and that's pretty dang interesting! </description>
  1395. <content:encoded>
  1396. <![CDATA[
  1397. <p>with:
  1398. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  1399. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  1400. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  1401. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  1402. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  1403. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  1404. </p>
  1405. <p>reading:
  1406. <code>cryptidz.fandom.com</code>
  1407. </p>
  1408. <p>Content provided by <strong>Secret Gaygent 69</strong>.</p>
  1409. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  1410. <p>Rather than describe what's happening on <strong>The Crytpidz Wiki</strong>, I'll let the site describe itself: </p>
  1411. <blockquote>
  1412. <p>Cryptids are monsters... except that cryptids could actually exist! When talking about Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster you're talking about something that could live right on this Earth right now! On Cryptid Wiki, we document all of the possible information you can get about cryptids and determine if they're real or not.</p>
  1413. </blockquote>
  1414. <p>This week, The F Plus likes Utah, and that's pretty dang interesting!</p>
  1415. <p>Music used:
  1416. <ol>
  1417. <li>David Bowie - Scary Monsters (Live in 1983)</li>
  1418. <li>!!! - Even When The Water's Cold</li>
  1419. </ol>
  1420. </p>
  1421. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  1422. ]]>
  1423. </content:encoded>
  1424. <itunes:summary>Rather than describe what's happening on The Crytpidz Wiki, I'll let the site describe itself:
  1425.  
  1426. Cryptids are monsters... except that cryptids could actually exist! When talking about Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster you're talking about something that could live right on this Earth right now! On Cryptid Wiki, we document all of the possible information you can get about cryptids and determine if they're real or not.
  1427.  
  1428. This week, The F Plus likes Utah, and that's pretty dang interesting!</itunes:summary>
  1429. <itunes:episode>371</itunes:episode>
  1430. <itunes:title>Hopscotch Goblin</itunes:title>
  1431. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  1432. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  1433. <itunes:subtitle>reading cryptidz.fandom.com</itunes:subtitle>
  1434. <itunes:duration>1:31:57</itunes:duration>
  1435. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/371/ep371.jpg</image>
  1436. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/371/ep371-600x600.jpg" />
  1437. </item>
  1438. <item>
  1439. <title>370: I Am Hucow, And I Need To Be Milked</title>
  1440. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/370</link>
  1441. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/370</guid>
  1442. <pubDate>Sun, 10 Apr 2022 20:30:00 CST</pubDate>
  1443. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_370.mp3" length="76000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  1444. <description>
  1445. Hucows (a portmanteau of &quot;human&quot; and &quot;cows&quot;) is a word to describe a special kind of lactation fetishist — a gender-divided community (the cows and the farmers), who are into the idea of woman as lactation machines. And sure, you assume this community is bonkers, and you're right, but there's still a number of surprises in here.
  1446. This week, The F Plus wants you to punch our milk bags.. NICE!!! </description>
  1447. <content:encoded>
  1448. <![CDATA[
  1449. <p>with:
  1450. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  1451. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  1452. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/shell-game">Shell Game</a>
  1453. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  1454. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  1455. </p>
  1456. <p>reading:
  1457. <code>hucows.com</code>
  1458. </p>
  1459. <p>Content provided by <strong>thelizzerd</strong>.</p>
  1460. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  1461. <p>Hucows (a portmanteau of &quot;human&quot; and &quot;cows&quot;) is a word to describe a special kind of lactation fetishist — a gender-divided community (the cows and the farmers), who are into the idea of woman as lactation machines. And sure, you <em>assume</em> this community is bonkers, and you're right, but there's still a number of surprises in here.</p>
  1462. <p>This week, The F Plus wants you to punch our milk bags.. NICE!!!</p>
  1463. <p>Music used:
  1464. <ol>
  1465. <li>The Suburbs - Cows</li>
  1466. <li>The Suburbs - Tape Your Wife To The Ceiling</li>
  1467. <li>The Suburbs - Rattle My Bones</li>
  1468. </ol>
  1469. </p>
  1470. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  1471. ]]>
  1472. </content:encoded>
  1473. <itunes:summary>Hucows (a portmanteau of &quot;human&quot; and &quot;cows&quot;) is a word to describe a special kind of lactation fetishist — a gender-divided community (the cows and the farmers), who are into the idea of woman as lactation machines. And sure, you assume this community is bonkers, and you're right, but there's still a number of surprises in here.
  1474. This week, The F Plus wants you to punch our milk bags.. NICE!!!</itunes:summary>
  1475. <itunes:episode>370</itunes:episode>
  1476. <itunes:title>I Am Hucow, And I Need To Be Milked</itunes:title>
  1477. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  1478. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  1479. <itunes:subtitle>reading hucows.com</itunes:subtitle>
  1480. <itunes:duration>1:23:24</itunes:duration>
  1481. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/370/ep370.jpg</image>
  1482. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/370/ep370-600x600.jpg" />
  1483. </item>
  1484. <item>
  1485. <title>369: Destroy Weak Men</title>
  1486. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/369</link>
  1487. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/369</guid>
  1488. <pubDate>Sun, 06 Mar 2022 21:50:00 CST</pubDate>
  1489. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_369.mp3" length="80000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  1490. <description>
  1491. In 1996, Diana The Valkyrie set up a website using raw HTML and her own computer in order to provide erotica for people who like the idea of strong women crushing weak men. And now, 25 years later, there's an entire library of material, plenty of it absolutely horrific... If you're new to The F Plus, just be aware this one gets pretty brutal pretty quickly.
  1492. This week, Kathy Lee Hulks Out, so just like... prepare yourself emotionally for that. </description>
  1493. <content:encoded>
  1494. <![CDATA[
  1495. <p>with:
  1496. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  1497. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  1498. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  1499. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/zarla">Zarla</a>
  1500. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/dijon-du-jour">Dijon Du Jour</a>
  1501. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  1502. </p>
  1503. <p>reading:
  1504. <code>thevalkyrie.com</code>
  1505. </p>
  1506. <p>Content provided by <strong>Sinestro,Lewdvig Tittgenstein</strong>.</p>
  1507. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  1508. <p>In 1996, Diana The Valkyrie set up a website using raw HTML and her own computer in order to provide erotica for people who like the idea of strong women crushing weak men. And now, 25 years later, there's an entire library of material, plenty of it <em>absolutely horrific</em>... If you're new to The F Plus, just be aware this one gets pretty brutal pretty quickly.</p>
  1509. <p>This week, Kathy Lee Hulks Out, so just like... prepare yourself emotionally for that.</p>
  1510. <p>Music used:
  1511. <ol>
  1512. <li>Richard Wagner - Flight of the Valkyries</li>
  1513. <li>M.I.A. - Bad Girls</li>
  1514. </ol>
  1515. </p>
  1516. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  1517. ]]>
  1518. </content:encoded>
  1519. <itunes:summary>In 1996, Diana The Valkyrie set up a website using raw HTML and her own computer in order to provide erotica for people who like the idea of strong women crushing weak men. And now, 25 years later, there's an entire library of material, plenty of it absolutely horrific... If you're new to The F Plus, just be aware this one gets pretty brutal pretty quickly.
  1520. This week, Kathy Lee Hulks Out, so just like... prepare yourself emotionally for that.</itunes:summary>
  1521. <itunes:episode>369</itunes:episode>
  1522. <itunes:title>Destroy Weak Men</itunes:title>
  1523. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  1524. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  1525. <itunes:subtitle>reading thevalkyrie.com</itunes:subtitle>
  1526. <itunes:duration>1:27:39</itunes:duration>
  1527. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/369/ep369.jpg</image>
  1528. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/369/ep369-781x781.jpg" />
  1529. </item>
  1530. <item>
  1531. <title>368: Not Even Once-ler</title>
  1532. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/368</link>
  1533. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/368</guid>
  1534. <pubDate>Sun, 27 Feb 2022 21:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  1535. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_368.mp3" length="71000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  1536. <description>
  1537. In 2012, Dr. Seuss' widow and the Despicable Me company released a movie called The Lorax. It is entirely valueless, but that's not the point. The point is that the movie had a skinny boy who sang and Tumblr has horny girls on it and so the inevitable happened: The Once-ler Fandom. It mostly involves a character with no traits whatsoever making out with clones of himself. But also, there's a weird part?
  1538. This week, The F Plus trades our panties for a half a peck of sanity. </description>
  1539. <content:encoded>
  1540. <![CDATA[
  1541. <p>with:
  1542. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  1543. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  1544. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  1545. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/shell-game">Shell Game</a>
  1546. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/zarla">Zarla</a>
  1547. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  1548. </p>
  1549. <p>reading:
  1550. <code>tumblr.com</code>
  1551. </p>
  1552. <p>Content provided by <strong>Doctor Interrogative</strong>.</p>
  1553. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  1554. <p>In 2012, Dr. Seuss' widow and the Despicable Me company released a movie called The Lorax. It is entirely valueless, but that's not the point. The point is that the movie had a skinny boy who sang and Tumblr has horny girls on it and so the inevitable happened: The Once-ler Fandom. It mostly involves a character with no traits whatsoever making out with clones of himself. But also, there's a weird part?</p>
  1555. <p>This week, The F Plus trades our panties for a half a peck of sanity.</p>
  1556. <p>Music used:
  1557. <ol>
  1558. <li>The Lorax (2012) OST - How Bad Can I Be?</li>
  1559. <li>Billy Idol - Dancing With Myself</li>
  1560. </ol>
  1561. </p>
  1562. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  1563. ]]>
  1564. </content:encoded>
  1565. <itunes:summary>In 2012, Dr. Seuss' widow and the Despicable Me company released a movie called The Lorax. It is entirely valueless, but that's not the point. The point is that the movie had a skinny boy who sang and Tumblr has horny girls on it and so the inevitable happened: The Once-ler Fandom. It mostly involves a character with no traits whatsoever making out with clones of himself. But also, there's a weird part?
  1566. This week, The F Plus trades our panties for a half a peck of sanity.</itunes:summary>
  1567. <itunes:episode>368</itunes:episode>
  1568. <itunes:title>Not Even Once-ler</itunes:title>
  1569. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  1570. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  1571. <itunes:subtitle>reading tumblr.com</itunes:subtitle>
  1572. <itunes:duration>1:17:39</itunes:duration>
  1573. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/368/ep368.jpg</image>
  1574. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/368/ep368-797x797.jpg" />
  1575. </item>
  1576. <item>
  1577. <title>367: Goodbye! Yahoo! Answers!</title>
  1578. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/367</link>
  1579. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/367</guid>
  1580. <pubDate>Sun, 30 Jan 2022 15:10:00 CST</pubDate>
  1581. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_367.mp3" length="62000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  1582. <description>
  1583. After over 15 years of cultivating some of the dumbest questions The Internet has ever pondered, a series of truly horrific business decisions forced Yahoo Answers to shut down permanently on May 4th of 2021. Our memorial episode may not be timely, it may not be well thought out, and it may not be informative - but in all those ways, this episode is representative of Yahoo Answers itself.
  1584. This week, The  F Plus is burning all our documents (but unrelated to that, Jeff had a fantastic orange) </description>
  1585. <content:encoded>
  1586. <![CDATA[
  1587. <p>with:
  1588. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  1589. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  1590. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  1591. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  1592. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  1593. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  1594. </p>
  1595. <p>reading:
  1596. <code>answers.yahoo.com</code>
  1597. </p>
  1598. <p>Content provided by <strong>Mz. Saturn</strong>.</p>
  1599. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  1600. <p>After over 15 years of cultivating some of the dumbest questions The Internet has ever pondered, a series of truly horrific business decisions forced <strong>Yahoo Answers</strong> to shut down permanently on May 4th of 2021. Our memorial episode may not be timely, it may not be well thought out, and it may not be informative - but in all those ways, this episode is representative of Yahoo Answers itself.</p>
  1601. <p>This week, The  F Plus is burning all our documents (but unrelated to that, Jeff had a fantastic orange)</p>
  1602. <p>Music used:
  1603. <ol>
  1604. <li>Mission of Burma - Academy Fight Song</li>
  1605. <li>Lush - Ciao!</li>
  1606. </ol>
  1607. </p>
  1608. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  1609. ]]>
  1610. </content:encoded>
  1611. <itunes:summary>After over 15 years of cultivating some of the dumbest questions The Internet has ever pondered, a series of truly horrific business decisions forced Yahoo Answers to shut down permanently on May 4th of 2021. Our memorial episode may not be timely, it may not be well thought out, and it may not be informative - but in all those ways, this episode is representative of Yahoo Answers itself.
  1612. This week, The  F Plus is burning all our documents (but unrelated to that, Jeff had a fantastic orange)</itunes:summary>
  1613. <itunes:episode>367</itunes:episode>
  1614. <itunes:title>Goodbye! Yahoo! Answers!</itunes:title>
  1615. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  1616. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  1617. <itunes:subtitle>reading answers.yahoo.com</itunes:subtitle>
  1618. <itunes:duration>1:08:11</itunes:duration>
  1619. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/367/ep367.jpg</image>
  1620. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/367/ep367-600x600.jpg" />
  1621. </item>
  1622. <item>
  1623. <title>366: Let's Do The Time Loaf Again</title>
  1624. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/366</link>
  1625. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/366</guid>
  1626. <pubDate>Sat, 22 Jan 2022 14:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  1627. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_366.mp3" length="57000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  1628. <description>
  1629. Hang on, didn't the F Plus do a Mandela Effect episode before?  Well, this reality has us going to the r/MandelaEffect subreddit, before realizing that r/Retconned is even stupider and spending all our time there instead.
  1630. This week, The F Plus is gonna drink Goldschläger until the loaf shifts. </description>
  1631. <content:encoded>
  1632. <![CDATA[
  1633. <p>with:
  1634. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  1635. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  1636. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  1637. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/k-thor-jensen">K Thor Jensen</a>
  1638. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  1639. </p>
  1640. <p>reading:
  1641. <code>reddit.com</code>
  1642. </p>
  1643. <p>Content provided by <strong>Semantic Weeb</strong>.</p>
  1644. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  1645. <p>Hang on, didn't the F Plus do a Mandela Effect episode before?  Well, this reality has us going to the <strong>r/MandelaEffect</strong> subreddit, before realizing that <strong>r/Retconned</strong> is even stupider and spending all our time there instead.</p>
  1646. <p>This week, The F Plus is gonna drink Goldschläger until the loaf shifts.</p>
  1647. <p>Music used:
  1648. <ol>
  1649. <li>Archers of Loaf - Wrong</li>
  1650. <li>Rob Base & DJ E-Z Rock & Lemon - It Takes Two</li>
  1651. </ol>
  1652. </p>
  1653. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  1654. ]]>
  1655. </content:encoded>
  1656. <itunes:summary>Hang on, didn't the F Plus do a Mandela Effect episode before?  Well, this reality has us going to the r/MandelaEffect subreddit, before realizing that r/Retconned is even stupider and spending all our time there instead.
  1657. This week, The F Plus is gonna drink Goldschläger until the loaf shifts.</itunes:summary>
  1658. <itunes:episode>366</itunes:episode>
  1659. <itunes:title>Let's Do The Time Loaf Again</itunes:title>
  1660. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  1661. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  1662. <itunes:subtitle>reading reddit.com</itunes:subtitle>
  1663. <itunes:duration>1:23:25</itunes:duration>
  1664. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/366/ep366b.jpg</image>
  1665. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/366/ep366b-600x600.jpg" />
  1666. </item>
  1667. <item>
  1668. <title>365: The Bimboification of The F Plus</title>
  1669. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/365</link>
  1670. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/365</guid>
  1671. <pubDate>Fri, 07 Jan 2022 16:30:00 CST</pubDate>
  1672. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_365.mp3" length="72000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  1673. <description>
  1674. Inteligence iz a u konw, relativ concept, and of absolutely kinda relativ uz. While many wudd venerate intellect and self-determination as key factorz of absolutely living a ful life, dere are otherz hu feal, like, such qualitiez are inherently unladylike. Now, dat may be concerning enugh by itself, butt it'z even more concerning when yah consider people are geting a boner fwom it. WE're spending ur evening on Tumblr and looking dwugh a absolutely considerable amunt of feederism in order to transform into bimboz.
  1675. Thiz weak, Thi F Pluz believez in ya. U can do it cockbwain! </description>
  1676. <content:encoded>
  1677. <![CDATA[
  1678. <p>with:
  1679. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  1680. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  1681. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  1682. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/sanguinary-novel">Sanguinary Novel</a>
  1683. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/dijon-du-jour">Dijon Du Jour</a>
  1684. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  1685. </p>
  1686. <p>reading:
  1687. <code>tumblr.com</code>
  1688. </p>
  1689. <p>Content provided by <strong>thelizzerd</strong>.</p>
  1690. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  1691. <p>Inteligence iz a u konw, relativ concept, and of absolutely kinda relativ uz. While many wudd venerate intellect and self-determination as key factorz of absolutely living a ful life, dere are otherz hu feal, like, such qualitiez are inherently unladylike. Now, dat may be concerning enugh by itself, butt it'z even more concerning when yah consider people are geting a boner fwom it. WE're spending ur evening on Tumblr and looking dwugh a absolutely considerable amunt of feederism in order to transform into bimboz.</p>
  1692. <p>Thiz weak, Thi F Pluz believez in ya. <strong>U can do it cockbwain!</strong></p>
  1693. <p>Music used:
  1694. <ol>
  1695. <li>Nirvana - Dumb (Unplugged)</li>
  1696. <li>Jim Reeves - BIMBO</li>
  1697. </ol>
  1698. </p>
  1699. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  1700. ]]>
  1701. </content:encoded>
  1702. <itunes:summary>Inteligence iz a u konw, relativ concept, and of absolutely kinda relativ uz. While many wudd venerate intellect and self-determination as key factorz of absolutely living a ful life, dere are otherz hu feal, like, such qualitiez are inherently unladylike. Now, dat may be concerning enugh by itself, butt it'z even more concerning when yah consider people are geting a boner fwom it. WE're spending ur evening on Tumblr and looking dwugh a absolutely considerable amunt of feederism in order to transform into bimboz.
  1703. Thiz weak, Thi F Pluz believez in ya. U can do it cockbwain!</itunes:summary>
  1704. <itunes:episode>365</itunes:episode>
  1705. <itunes:title>The Bimboification of The F Plus</itunes:title>
  1706. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  1707. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  1708. <itunes:subtitle>reading tumblr.com</itunes:subtitle>
  1709. <itunes:duration>1:18:08</itunes:duration>
  1710. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/365/ep365.jpg</image>
  1711. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/365/ep365-600x600.jpg" />
  1712. </item>
  1713. <item>
  1714. <title>364: Sploshing Sploshing Sploshing! Oi Oi Oi!</title>
  1715. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/364</link>
  1716. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/364</guid>
  1717. <pubDate>Sun, 14 Nov 2021 21:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  1718. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_364.mp3" length="73000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  1719. <description>
  1720. The Urban Dictionary defines sploshing as “a sexual/sensual food exchange, in which at least one person covers another person in foods of different tastes, textures, and temperatures.” So with that, let's go to Shokolada's Messy Story archive and get ourselves properly gunged.
  1721. This week, The F Plus opens our panties for you. </description>
  1722. <content:encoded>
  1723. <![CDATA[
  1724. <p>with:
  1725. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  1726. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  1727. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lou-fernandez">Lou Fernandez</a>
  1728. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/sanguinary-novel">Sanguinary Novel</a>
  1729. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  1730. </p>
  1731. <p>reading:
  1732. <code>chocmess.com</code>
  1733. <code>sploshuk.co.uk</code>
  1734. <code>stickystoriesblog.wordpress.com</code>
  1735. <code>reddit.com</code>
  1736. </p>
  1737. <p>Content provided by <strong>thelizzerd</strong>.</p>
  1738. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  1739. <p>The Urban Dictionary defines sploshing as “a sexual/sensual food exchange, in which at least one person covers another person in foods of different tastes, textures, and temperatures.” So with that, let's go to Shokolada's Messy Story archive and get ourselves properly gunged.</p>
  1740. <p>This week, The F Plus opens our panties for you.</p>
  1741. <p>Music used:
  1742. <ol>
  1743. <li>IDLES - I'm Scum</li>
  1744. <li>IDLES - Model Village</li>
  1745. </ol>
  1746. </p>
  1747. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  1748. ]]>
  1749. </content:encoded>
  1750. <itunes:summary>The Urban Dictionary defines sploshing as “a sexual/sensual food exchange, in which at least one person covers another person in foods of different tastes, textures, and temperatures.” So with that, let's go to Shokolada's Messy Story archive and get ourselves properly gunged.
  1751. This week, The F Plus opens our panties for you.</itunes:summary>
  1752. <itunes:episode>364</itunes:episode>
  1753. <itunes:title>Sploshing Sploshing Sploshing! Oi Oi Oi!</itunes:title>
  1754. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  1755. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  1756. <itunes:subtitle>reading chocmess.com,sploshuk.co.uk,stickystoriesblog.wordpress.com,reddit.com</itunes:subtitle>
  1757. <itunes:duration>1:16:05</itunes:duration>
  1758. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/364/ep364-2.jpg</image>
  1759. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/364/ep364-2-600x600.jpg" />
  1760. </item>
  1761. <item>
  1762. <title>363: Here Come Da Advicinators</title>
  1763. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/363</link>
  1764. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/363</guid>
  1765. <pubDate>Tue, 02 Nov 2021 17:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  1766. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_363.mp3" length="77000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  1767. <description>
  1768. Predating some of the more well-known question and answer sites, the website Advicinators dates back all the way to 2003, and it hasn't changed a whole lot in the decades since. Teenagers will ask a question, typically about sexual health, and &quot;columnists&quot; will offer advice, typically unhelpful. And then at the end, we'll play a game about what site we're on.
  1769. This week, The F Plus gets a real nice Fing Ring. </description>
  1770. <content:encoded>
  1771. <![CDATA[
  1772. <p>with:
  1773. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  1774. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  1775. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  1776. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/zarla">Zarla</a>
  1777. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  1778. </p>
  1779. <p>reading:
  1780. <code>advicinators.com</code>
  1781. </p>
  1782. <p>Content provided by <strong>Kanyesutra</strong>.</p>
  1783. <p>Edited by <strong>Achilles' Heelies</strong>.</p>
  1784. <p>Predating some of the more well-known question and answer sites, the website <strong>Advicinators</strong> dates back all the way to 2003, and it hasn't changed a whole lot in the decades since. Teenagers will ask a question, typically about sexual health, and &quot;columnists&quot; will offer advice, typically unhelpful. And then at the end, we'll play a game about what site we're on.</p>
  1785. <p>This week, The F Plus gets a real nice Fing Ring.</p>
  1786. <p>Music used:
  1787. <ol>
  1788. <li>Girls Aloud - No Good Advice</li>
  1789. <li>Weird Al Yankovic - Dare to be Stupid</li>
  1790. </ol>
  1791. </p>
  1792. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  1793. ]]>
  1794. </content:encoded>
  1795. <itunes:summary>Predating some of the more well-known question and answer sites, the website Advicinators dates back all the way to 2003, and it hasn't changed a whole lot in the decades since. Teenagers will ask a question, typically about sexual health, and &quot;columnists&quot; will offer advice, typically unhelpful. And then at the end, we'll play a game about what site we're on.
  1796. This week, The F Plus gets a real nice Fing Ring.</itunes:summary>
  1797. <itunes:episode>363</itunes:episode>
  1798. <itunes:title>Here Come Da Advicinators</itunes:title>
  1799. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  1800. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  1801. <itunes:subtitle>reading advicinators.com</itunes:subtitle>
  1802. <itunes:duration>1:14:27</itunes:duration>
  1803. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/363/ep363.jpg</image>
  1804. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/363/ep363-600x600.jpg" />
  1805. </item>
  1806. <item>
  1807. <title>362: A Permanent Predilection</title>
  1808. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/362</link>
  1809. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/362</guid>
  1810. <pubDate>Sat, 16 Oct 2021 16:20:00 CST</pubDate>
  1811. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_362.mp3" length="71000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  1812. <description>
  1813. Jeroen Wagemakers has a fetish, and he's been blogging about it since 2006. You see, Jeroen likes perms, but like, a lot. A whole lot. It really cannot be overstated how much Jeroen loves perms, and I know that because he's been trying to do just that for 15 years but he doesn't seem to be nearly done.
  1814. This week, The F Plus makes a joke once or twice. </description>
  1815. <content:encoded>
  1816. <![CDATA[
  1817. <p>with:
  1818. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  1819. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  1820. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  1821. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  1822. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/shell-game">Shell Game</a>
  1823. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  1824. </p>
  1825. <p>reading:
  1826. <code>jwagemakers.wordpress.com</code>
  1827. </p>
  1828. <p>Content provided by <strong>thelizzerd</strong>.</p>
  1829. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  1830. <p><strong>Jeroen Wagemakers</strong> has a fetish, and he's been blogging about it since 2006. You see, Jeroen likes perms, but like, a lot. A whole lot. It really cannot be overstated how much Jeroen loves perms, and I know that because he's been <em>trying</em> to do just that for 15 years but he doesn't seem to be nearly done.</p>
  1831. <p>This week, The F Plus makes a joke once or twice.</p>
  1832. <p>Music used:
  1833. <ol>
  1834. <li>Soul Coughing - Rolling</li>
  1835. <li>Alex Puddu - Kinky Hairdresser</li>
  1836. </ol>
  1837. </p>
  1838. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  1839. ]]>
  1840. </content:encoded>
  1841. <itunes:summary>Jeroen Wagemakers has a fetish, and he's been blogging about it since 2006. You see, Jeroen likes perms, but like, a lot. A whole lot. It really cannot be overstated how much Jeroen loves perms, and I know that because he's been trying to do just that for 15 years but he doesn't seem to be nearly done.
  1842. This week, The F Plus makes a joke once or twice.</itunes:summary>
  1843. <itunes:episode>362</itunes:episode>
  1844. <itunes:title>A Permanent Predilection</itunes:title>
  1845. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  1846. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  1847. <itunes:subtitle>reading jwagemakers.wordpress.com</itunes:subtitle>
  1848. <itunes:duration>1:17:07</itunes:duration>
  1849. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/362/ep362.jpg</image>
  1850. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/362/ep362-600x600.jpg" />
  1851. </item>
  1852. <item>
  1853. <title>361: Night of the Blood Sorceress</title>
  1854. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/361</link>
  1855. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/361</guid>
  1856. <pubDate>Fri, 08 Oct 2021 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  1857. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_361.mp3" length="59000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  1858. <description>
  1859. The Sorceress Cagliastro is an author, a teacher, a necromancer, a bloodwitch, a haunted doll maker, a 3D printmaker, and a relentless huckster. To that end, she has a whole lot of crap you can buy and classes you can take, as long as you promise you won't ever share anything you've learned with anyone else. It's a blood oath, I suppose.
  1860. This week, The F Plus is filling your head with graveyard dirt. </description>
  1861. <content:encoded>
  1862. <![CDATA[
  1863. <p>with:
  1864. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  1865. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  1866. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/ironicus">Ironicus</a>
  1867. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/shell-game">Shell Game</a>
  1868. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  1869. </p>
  1870. <p>reading:
  1871. <code>cagliastrotheironring.com</code>
  1872. </p>
  1873. <p>Content provided by <strong>A Meat</strong>.</p>
  1874. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  1875. <p>The <strong>Sorceress Cagliastro</strong> is an author, a teacher, a necromancer, a bloodwitch, a haunted doll maker, a 3D printmaker, and a relentless huckster. To that end, she has a whole lot of crap you can buy and classes you can take, as long as you promise you won't ever share anything you've learned with anyone else. It's a blood oath, I suppose.</p>
  1876. <p>This week, The F Plus is filling your head with graveyard dirt.</p>
  1877. <p>Music used:
  1878. <ol>
  1879. <li>Killing Joke - Love Like Blood</li>
  1880. <li>Lou Rawls - Season of the Witch</li>
  1881. </ol>
  1882. </p>
  1883. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  1884. ]]>
  1885. </content:encoded>
  1886. <itunes:summary>The Sorceress Cagliastro is an author, a teacher, a necromancer, a bloodwitch, a haunted doll maker, a 3D printmaker, and a relentless huckster. To that end, she has a whole lot of crap you can buy and classes you can take, as long as you promise you won't ever share anything you've learned with anyone else. It's a blood oath, I suppose.
  1887. This week, The F Plus is filling your head with graveyard dirt.</itunes:summary>
  1888. <itunes:episode>361</itunes:episode>
  1889. <itunes:title>Night of the Blood Sorceress</itunes:title>
  1890. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  1891. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  1892. <itunes:subtitle>reading cagliastrotheironring.com</itunes:subtitle>
  1893. <itunes:duration>1:24:03</itunes:duration>
  1894. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/361/ep361.jpg</image>
  1895. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/361/ep361-600x600.jpg" />
  1896. </item>
  1897. <item>
  1898. <title>360: All My Starchildren</title>
  1899. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/360</link>
  1900. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/360</guid>
  1901. <pubDate>Thu, 30 Sep 2021 15:15:00 CST</pubDate>
  1902. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_360.mp3" length="72000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  1903. <description>
  1904. Do you have alien-human hybrid children you've never met? Well it turns out that simply reading this means that you do. We know, we were surprised too. We're visiting the Hybrid Children Community - a group of people of similar class and ethnic makeup who want to tell you about their imaginary children. And then they want to share recipes.
  1905. This week, The F Plus is screaming with a huge smile. </description>
  1906. <content:encoded>
  1907. <![CDATA[
  1908. <p>with:
  1909. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  1910. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  1911. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/dijon-du-jour">Dijon Du Jour</a>
  1912. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  1913. </p>
  1914. <p>reading:
  1915. <code>hybridchildrencommunity.com</code>
  1916. </p>
  1917. <p>Content provided by <strong>Smallest Sasquatch</strong>.</p>
  1918. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  1919. <p>Do <em>you</em> have alien-human hybrid children you've never met? Well it turns out that simply reading this means that <em>you do</em>. We know, we were surprised too. We're visiting the <strong>Hybrid Children Community</strong> - a group of people of similar class and ethnic makeup who want to tell you about their imaginary children. And then they want to share recipes.</p>
  1920. <p>This week, The F Plus is screaming with a huge smile.</p>
  1921. <p>Music used:
  1922. <ol>
  1923. <li>Pink Turns Blue - Walking On Both Sides</li>
  1924. <li>Ugly Duckling - A Little Samba</li>
  1925. </ol>
  1926. </p>
  1927. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  1928. ]]>
  1929. </content:encoded>
  1930. <itunes:summary>Do you have alien-human hybrid children you've never met? Well it turns out that simply reading this means that you do. We know, we were surprised too. We're visiting the Hybrid Children Community - a group of people of similar class and ethnic makeup who want to tell you about their imaginary children. And then they want to share recipes.
  1931. This week, The F Plus is screaming with a huge smile.</itunes:summary>
  1932. <itunes:episode>360</itunes:episode>
  1933. <itunes:title>All My Starchildren</itunes:title>
  1934. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  1935. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  1936. <itunes:subtitle>reading hybridchildrencommunity.com</itunes:subtitle>
  1937. <itunes:duration>1:26:26</itunes:duration>
  1938. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/360/ep360.jpg</image>
  1939. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/360/ep360-600x600.jpg" />
  1940. </item>
  1941. <item>
  1942. <title>359: It's Time For Erotic Poetry</title>
  1943. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/359</link>
  1944. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/359</guid>
  1945. <pubDate>Sat, 14 Aug 2021 12:01:00 CST</pubDate>
  1946. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_359.mp3" length="46000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  1947. <description>
  1948. This episode is all poetry, and that poetry is entirely sourced from Fetlife.
  1949. This week, How more intense is The F Plus' hunger, Cameron? </description>
  1950. <content:encoded>
  1951. <![CDATA[
  1952. <p>with:
  1953. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  1954. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  1955. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/shell-game">Shell Game</a>
  1956. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  1957. </p>
  1958. <p>reading:
  1959. <code>fetlife.com</code>
  1960. </p>
  1961. <p>Content provided by <strong>thelizzerd</strong>.</p>
  1962. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  1963. <p>This episode is <strong>all poetry</strong>, and that poetry is entirely sourced from Fetlife.</p>
  1964. <p>This week, How more intense is The F Plus' hunger, Cameron?</p>
  1965. <p>Music used:
  1966. <ol>
  1967. <li>Suuns - 2020</li>
  1968. <li>PJ Harvey - Down By The Water (karaoke)</li>
  1969. <li>Madcon - Beggin'</li>
  1970. </ol>
  1971. </p>
  1972. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  1973. ]]>
  1974. </content:encoded>
  1975. <itunes:summary>This episode is all poetry, and that poetry is entirely sourced from Fetlife.
  1976. This week, How more intense is The F Plus' hunger, Cameron?</itunes:summary>
  1977. <itunes:episode>359</itunes:episode>
  1978. <itunes:title>It's Time For Erotic Poetry</itunes:title>
  1979. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  1980. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  1981. <itunes:subtitle>reading fetlife.com</itunes:subtitle>
  1982. <itunes:duration>0:50:21</itunes:duration>
  1983. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/359/ep359.jpg</image>
  1984. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/359/ep359-600x600.jpg" />
  1985. </item>
  1986. <item>
  1987. <title>358: Fighting Over Nothing</title>
  1988. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/358</link>
  1989. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/358</guid>
  1990. <pubDate>Sat, 07 Aug 2021 17:30:00 CST</pubDate>
  1991. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_358.mp3" length="67000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  1992. <description>
  1993. The Dream Fiction Wiki is a place where people work very hard to catalog, annotate and describe fake things that never happened. And while this may seem like a useless exercise, the actual determination of &quot;which fake thing is a canonically real fake thing&quot; is a topic that has caused a significant amount of drama in the community.
  1994. This week, uhhh.... so what's this episode about? </description>
  1995. <content:encoded>
  1996. <![CDATA[
  1997. <p>with:
  1998. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  1999. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  2000. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  2001. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  2002. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  2003. </p>
  2004. <p>reading:
  2005. <code>fandom.com</code>
  2006. </p>
  2007. <p>Content provided by <strong>Secret Gaygent 69,dijon du jour</strong>.</p>
  2008. <p>Edited by <strong>Adam Bozarth</strong>.</p>
  2009. <p>The <strong>Dream Fiction Wiki</strong> is a place where people work very hard to catalog, annotate and describe fake things that never happened. And while this may <em>seem</em> like a useless exercise, the actual determination of &quot;which fake thing is a canonically real fake thing&quot; is a topic that has caused a <em>significant</em> amount of drama in the community.</p>
  2010. <p>This week, uhhh.... so what's this episode about?</p>
  2011. <p>Music used:
  2012. <ol>
  2013. <li>Magnétophone - Kel's Vintage Thought</li>
  2014. <li>Parquet Courts - Wide Awake</li>
  2015. </ol>
  2016. </p>
  2017. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  2018. ]]>
  2019. </content:encoded>
  2020. <itunes:summary>The Dream Fiction Wiki is a place where people work very hard to catalog, annotate and describe fake things that never happened. And while this may seem like a useless exercise, the actual determination of &quot;which fake thing is a canonically real fake thing&quot; is a topic that has caused a significant amount of drama in the community.
  2021. This week, uhhh.... so what's this episode about?</itunes:summary>
  2022. <itunes:episode>358</itunes:episode>
  2023. <itunes:title>Fighting Over Nothing</itunes:title>
  2024. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  2025. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  2026. <itunes:subtitle>reading fandom.com</itunes:subtitle>
  2027. <itunes:duration>1:13:13</itunes:duration>
  2028. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/358/ep358.jpg</image>
  2029. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/358/ep358-600x600.jpg" />
  2030. </item>
  2031. <item>
  2032. <title>357: Vintage Conspiracy Theories From 2002 Or Earlier</title>
  2033. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/357</link>
  2034. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/357</guid>
  2035. <pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2021 18:20:00 CST</pubDate>
  2036. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_357.mp3" length="74000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  2037. <description>
  2038. None of the websites we read in this episode are still online outside of archive.org, but all of them follow one basic rule: Every conspiracy theory must have been written before 50 Cent's In Da Club. In stark silence, do you hear children crying?
  2039. This week, Victor finally wins an episode.
  2040. Lemon's note: I'm still very much interested in an Artainment cassette. Contact me. </description>
  2041. <content:encoded>
  2042. <![CDATA[
  2043. <p>with:
  2044. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  2045. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  2046. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  2047. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  2048. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  2049. </p>
  2050. <p>reading:
  2051. <code>parascope.com</code>
  2052. <code>smokershistory.com</code>
  2053. <code>sibology.com</code>
  2054. <code>lesbianstudies.com</code>
  2055. <code>lightparty.com</code>
  2056. <code>erols.com</code>
  2057. </p>
  2058. <p>Content provided by <strong>Lewdvig Tittgenstein,Sinestro</strong>.</p>
  2059. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  2060. <p>None of the websites we read in this episode are still online outside of archive.org, but all of them follow one basic rule: Every conspiracy theory must have been written before 50 Cent's In Da Club. In stark silence, do you hear children crying?</p>
  2061. <p>This week, Victor finally wins an episode.</p>
  2062. <p><strong>Lemon's note:</strong> I'm still very much interested in an Artainment cassette. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Contact me</a>.</p>
  2063. <p>Music used:
  2064. <ol>
  2065. <li>Jakob Bienenhalm - LOL Internet</li>
  2066. <li>Daft Punk - One More Time</li>
  2067. </ol>
  2068. </p>
  2069. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  2070. ]]>
  2071. </content:encoded>
  2072. <itunes:summary>None of the websites we read in this episode are still online outside of archive.org, but all of them follow one basic rule: Every conspiracy theory must have been written before 50 Cent's In Da Club. In stark silence, do you hear children crying?
  2073. This week, Victor finally wins an episode.
  2074. Lemon's note: I'm still very much interested in an Artainment cassette. Contact me.</itunes:summary>
  2075. <itunes:episode>357</itunes:episode>
  2076. <itunes:title>Vintage Conspiracy Theories From 2002 Or Earlier</itunes:title>
  2077. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  2078. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  2079. <itunes:subtitle>reading parascope.com,smokershistory.com,sibology.com,lesbianstudies.com,lightparty.com,erols.com</itunes:subtitle>
  2080. <itunes:duration>1:18:46</itunes:duration>
  2081. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/357/ep357.jpg</image>
  2082. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/357/ep357-600x600.jpg" />
  2083. </item>
  2084. <item>
  2085. <title>356: Dragons On Usenet</title>
  2086. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/356</link>
  2087. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/356</guid>
  2088. <pubDate>Fri, 18 Jun 2021 12:30:00 CST</pubDate>
  2089. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_356.mp3" length="62000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  2090. <description>
  2091. -----
  2092. thoughts drift by:
  2093. -----
  2094. &lt; alt.fan.dragons is over 25 years old &gt;
  2095. &lt; indifferent to time, immortal beings reside &gt;
  2096. &lt; saying dumb shit with weird formatting &gt;
  2097. --
  2098. TheFPlus* </description>
  2099. <content:encoded>
  2100. <![CDATA[
  2101. <p>with:
  2102. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  2103. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  2104. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  2105. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/zarla">Zarla</a>
  2106. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  2107. </p>
  2108. <p>reading:
  2109. <code>alt.fan.dragons</code>
  2110. </p>
  2111. <p>Content provided by <strong>Shell Game</strong>.</p>
  2112. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  2113. <p>-----<br />
  2114. thoughts drift by:<br />
  2115. -----<br />
  2116. &lt; alt.fan.dragons is over 25 years old &gt;<br />
  2117. &lt; indifferent to time, immortal beings reside &gt;<br />
  2118. &lt; saying dumb shit with weird formatting &gt;<br />
  2119. --<br />
  2120. TheFPlus*</p>
  2121. <p>Music used:
  2122. <ol>
  2123. <li>Morphine - Honey White</li>
  2124. <li>Cloud Nothings - Wasted Days</li>
  2125. </ol>
  2126. </p>
  2127. ]]>
  2128. </content:encoded>
  2129. <itunes:summary>-----
  2130. thoughts drift by:
  2131. -----
  2132. &lt; alt.fan.dragons is over 25 years old &gt;
  2133. &lt; indifferent to time, immortal beings reside &gt;
  2134. &lt; saying dumb shit with weird formatting &gt;
  2135. --
  2136. TheFPlus*</itunes:summary>
  2137. <itunes:episode>356</itunes:episode>
  2138. <itunes:title>Dragons On Usenet</itunes:title>
  2139. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  2140. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  2141. <itunes:subtitle>reading alt.fan.dragons</itunes:subtitle>
  2142. <itunes:duration>1:06:13</itunes:duration>
  2143. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/356/ep356.jpg</image>
  2144. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/356/ep356-600x600.jpg" />
  2145. </item>
  2146. <item>
  2147. <title>355: SWEATER FETISH</title>
  2148. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/355</link>
  2149. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/355</guid>
  2150. <pubDate>Sun, 23 May 2021 15:30:00 CST</pubDate>
  2151. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_355.mp3" length="66000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  2152. <description>
  2153. Rather than looking at a single website, we're going on a world tour to experience SWEATER FETISH in lots of different places: Custom-knitted skintight wool catsuits, gay sweater kindle singles, people who get off on feeling itchy, people who haven't had a woman talk to them in over two decades... it's all here, and it's all very hot. But not in that way, in the other way. Whichever way you're thinking of, it's the other way.
  2154. This week, The F Plus isn't enjoyable (except for the sweater parts) if you are a straight (not gay) guy. Why do all podcast episodes have to be gay? </description>
  2155. <content:encoded>
  2156. <![CDATA[
  2157. <p>with:
  2158. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  2159. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  2160. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  2161. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/the-intern">The Intern</a>
  2162. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  2163. </p>
  2164. <p>reading:
  2165. <code>reddit.com</code>
  2166. <code>etsy.com</code>
  2167. <code>clips4sale.com</code>
  2168. <code>melodyohair.net</code>
  2169. <code>crochettattoo.com</code>
  2170. <code>amazon.com</code>
  2171. <code>knitfetish.com</code>
  2172. </p>
  2173. <p>Content provided by <strong>thelizzerd</strong>.</p>
  2174. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  2175. <p>Rather than looking at a single website, we're going on a world tour to experience <strong>SWEATER FETISH</strong> in lots of different places: Custom-knitted skintight wool catsuits, gay sweater kindle singles, people who get off on feeling itchy, people who haven't had a woman talk to them in over two decades... it's all here, and it's all very hot. But not in that way, in the other way. Whichever way you're thinking of, it's the other way.</p>
  2176. <p>This week, The F Plus isn't enjoyable (except for the sweater parts) if you are a straight (not gay) guy. Why do all podcast episodes have to be gay?</p>
  2177. <p>Music used:
  2178. <ol>
  2179. <li>Baxter Dury - Sleep People</li>
  2180. <li>X-Ray Specs - Oh Bondage! Up Yours!</li>
  2181. </ol>
  2182. </p>
  2183. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  2184. ]]>
  2185. </content:encoded>
  2186. <itunes:summary>Rather than looking at a single website, we're going on a world tour to experience SWEATER FETISH in lots of different places: Custom-knitted skintight wool catsuits, gay sweater kindle singles, people who get off on feeling itchy, people who haven't had a woman talk to them in over two decades... it's all here, and it's all very hot. But not in that way, in the other way. Whichever way you're thinking of, it's the other way.
  2187. This week, The F Plus isn't enjoyable (except for the sweater parts) if you are a straight (not gay) guy. Why do all podcast episodes have to be gay?</itunes:summary>
  2188. <itunes:episode>355</itunes:episode>
  2189. <itunes:title>SWEATER FETISH</itunes:title>
  2190. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  2191. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  2192. <itunes:subtitle>reading reddit.com,etsy.com,clips4sale.com,melodyohair.net,crochettattoo.com,amazon.com,knitfetish.com</itunes:subtitle>
  2193. <itunes:duration>1:11:34</itunes:duration>
  2194. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/355/ep355.jpg</image>
  2195. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/355/ep355-600x600.jpg" />
  2196. </item>
  2197. <item>
  2198. <title>354: This One Is For My Gull Girls</title>
  2199. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/354</link>
  2200. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/354</guid>
  2201. <pubDate>Sat, 08 May 2021 15:45:00 CST</pubDate>
  2202. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_354.mp3" length="105000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  2203. <description>
  2204. The Aesthetics Wiki has devoted itself to the cataloguing of hundreds and hundreds of aesthetics and subcultures which are seemingly identical to each other. This may seem like a pointless excercise, but that's just because you're being real Grandparentcore right now, and I'm experimenting with Darkest Academia.
  2205. This week, The F Plus is trying to get your attention. BLUT BLUT BLUT BLUT! </description>
  2206. <content:encoded>
  2207. <![CDATA[
  2208. <p>with:
  2209. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  2210. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  2211. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/the-intern">The Intern</a>
  2212. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/dijon-du-jour">Dijon Du Jour</a>
  2213. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  2214. </p>
  2215. <p>reading:
  2216. <code>fandom.com</code>
  2217. </p>
  2218. <p>Content provided by <strong>Smallest Sasquatch</strong>.</p>
  2219. <p>Edited by <strong>Achilles' Heelies</strong>.</p>
  2220. <p>The <strong>Aesthetics Wiki</strong> has devoted itself to the cataloguing of hundreds and hundreds of aesthetics and subcultures which are seemingly identical to each other. This may seem like a pointless excercise, but that's just because you're being real Grandparentcore right now, and I'm experimenting with Darkest Academia.</p>
  2221. <p>This week, The F Plus is trying to get your attention. BLUT BLUT BLUT BLUT!</p>
  2222. <p>Music used:
  2223. <ol>
  2224. <li>Elise Roth - Well Armed Peasants</li>
  2225. <li>Cornelius Link - Astronomia (Medieval Style)</li>
  2226. </ol>
  2227. </p>
  2228. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  2229. ]]>
  2230. </content:encoded>
  2231. <itunes:summary>The Aesthetics Wiki has devoted itself to the cataloguing of hundreds and hundreds of aesthetics and subcultures which are seemingly identical to each other. This may seem like a pointless excercise, but that's just because you're being real Grandparentcore right now, and I'm experimenting with Darkest Academia.
  2232. This week, The F Plus is trying to get your attention. BLUT BLUT BLUT BLUT!</itunes:summary>
  2233. <itunes:episode>354</itunes:episode>
  2234. <itunes:title>This One Is For My Gull Girls</itunes:title>
  2235. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  2236. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  2237. <itunes:subtitle>reading fandom.com</itunes:subtitle>
  2238. <itunes:duration>1:40:53</itunes:duration>
  2239. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/354/ep354.jpg</image>
  2240. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/354/ep354-600x600.jpg" />
  2241. </item>
  2242. <item>
  2243. <title>353: Boobs In Raingear</title>
  2244. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/353</link>
  2245. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/353</guid>
  2246. <pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2021 11:50:00 CST</pubDate>
  2247. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_353.mp3" length="000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  2248. <description>
  2249. The people over at Rainwear Central have a fetish for rainwear. Whether it's ponchos or mackintoshes, wellingtons or sou'westers  – they've got a lot of words to write, and they're all written with a British accent. Bunnybread is the only person in this episode who is able to do a British accent, but unfortunately that doesn't stop the others from trying.
  2250. This week, The F Plus is fit to tit. </description>
  2251. <content:encoded>
  2252. <![CDATA[
  2253. <p>with:
  2254. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  2255. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  2256. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/sanguinary-novel">Sanguinary Novel</a>
  2257. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lou-fernandez">Lou Fernandez</a>
  2258. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  2259. </p>
  2260. <p>reading:
  2261. <code>rainwearcentral.com</code>
  2262. <code>regnfrakker.dk</code>
  2263. </p>
  2264. <p>Content provided by <strong>Secret Gaygent 69</strong>.</p>
  2265. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  2266. <p>The people over at <strong>Rainwear Central</strong> have a fetish for rainwear. Whether it's ponchos or mackintoshes, wellingtons or sou'westers  – they've got a lot of words to write, and they're all written with a British accent. Bunnybread is the only person in this episode who is able to do a British accent, but unfortunately that doesn't stop the others from trying.</p>
  2267. <p>This week, The F Plus is fit to tit.</p>
  2268. <p>Music used:
  2269. <ol>
  2270. <li>Dizzee Rascal - I Don't Need A Reason</li>
  2271. <li>Sleaford Mods - BHS</li>
  2272. </ol>
  2273. </p>
  2274. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  2275. ]]>
  2276. </content:encoded>
  2277. <itunes:summary>The people over at Rainwear Central have a fetish for rainwear. Whether it's ponchos or mackintoshes, wellingtons or sou'westers  – they've got a lot of words to write, and they're all written with a British accent. Bunnybread is the only person in this episode who is able to do a British accent, but unfortunately that doesn't stop the others from trying.
  2278. This week, The F Plus is fit to tit.</itunes:summary>
  2279. <itunes:episode>353</itunes:episode>
  2280. <itunes:title>Boobs In Raingear</itunes:title>
  2281. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  2282. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  2283. <itunes:subtitle>reading rainwearcentral.com,regnfrakker.dk</itunes:subtitle>
  2284. <itunes:duration>1:33:04</itunes:duration>
  2285. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/353/ep353.jpg</image>
  2286. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/353/ep353-600x600.jpg" />
  2287. </item>
  2288. <item>
  2289. <title>352: We're All Prisoners On A Borg Ship</title>
  2290. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/352</link>
  2291. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/352</guid>
  2292. <pubDate>Fri, 23 Apr 2021 14:20:00 CST</pubDate>
  2293. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_352.mp3" length="87000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  2294. <description>
  2295. For years, a Tumblr user by the name of Sylphiste was trying to turn normal brains into galaxy brains with his pontifications on conformity, pop music, feminism, hostile alien invaders, psychiatry, dragons, The Mandela Effect, and things tagged &quot;red pill&quot; for no good reason.
  2296. This week, The F Plus is teddity tubbily Reddited.
  2297. Side note: This episode was recorded on February 5th, 2021 - before the deaths of both DMX and Shock G (better known as Humpty Hump), and thus those jokes end up oddly timed. Shock G will be missed. </description>
  2298. <content:encoded>
  2299. <![CDATA[
  2300. <p>with:
  2301. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  2302. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  2303. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  2304. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  2305. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/j-w-friedman">J W Friedman</a>
  2306. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  2307. </p>
  2308. <p>reading:
  2309. <code>tumblr.com</code>
  2310. </p>
  2311. <p>Content provided by <strong>Mix,Shell Game</strong>.</p>
  2312. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  2313. <p>For years, a Tumblr user by the name of Sylphiste was trying to turn normal brains into galaxy brains with his pontifications on conformity, pop music, feminism, hostile alien invaders, psychiatry, dragons, The Mandela Effect, and things tagged &quot;red pill&quot; for no good reason.</p>
  2314. <p>This week, The F Plus is teddity tubbily Reddited.</p>
  2315. <p><strong>Side note:</strong> This episode was recorded on February 5th, 2021 - before the deaths of both DMX and Shock G (better known as Humpty Hump), and thus those jokes end up oddly timed. Shock G will be missed.</p>
  2316. <p>Music used:
  2317. <ol>
  2318. <li>Eve & Gwen Stefani - Let Me Blow Ya Mind</li>
  2319. <li>Joy Division - Warsaw</li>
  2320. </ol>
  2321. </p>
  2322. ]]>
  2323. </content:encoded>
  2324. <itunes:summary>For years, a Tumblr user by the name of Sylphiste was trying to turn normal brains into galaxy brains with his pontifications on conformity, pop music, feminism, hostile alien invaders, psychiatry, dragons, The Mandela Effect, and things tagged &quot;red pill&quot; for no good reason.
  2325. This week, The F Plus is teddity tubbily Reddited.
  2326. Side note: This episode was recorded on February 5th, 2021 - before the deaths of both DMX and Shock G (better known as Humpty Hump), and thus those jokes end up oddly timed. Shock G will be missed.</itunes:summary>
  2327. <itunes:episode>352</itunes:episode>
  2328. <itunes:title>We're All Prisoners On A Borg Ship</itunes:title>
  2329. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  2330. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  2331. <itunes:subtitle>reading tumblr.com</itunes:subtitle>
  2332. <itunes:duration>1:01:49</itunes:duration>
  2333. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/352/ep352.jpg</image>
  2334. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/352/ep352-600x600.jpg" />
  2335. </item>
  2336. <item>
  2337. <title>351: Hail Britannica</title>
  2338. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/351</link>
  2339. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/351</guid>
  2340. <pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2021 14:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  2341. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_351.mp3" length="67000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  2342. <description>
  2343. The Fake Countries Wikia is a place where people can catalog countries that are not real, have never been real, and have never appeared in any piece of fiction or writing before this wiki. As an excercise it's not the most fruitful, and we intended to read about a whole bunch of different countries, but pretty quickly we found our home.
  2344. This week, The F Plus meets The Alley People. </description>
  2345. <content:encoded>
  2346. <![CDATA[
  2347. <p>with:
  2348. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  2349. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  2350. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  2351. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  2352. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/zarla">Zarla</a>
  2353. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  2354. </p>
  2355. <p>reading:
  2356. <code>fandom.com</code>
  2357. </p>
  2358. <p>Content provided by <strong>thelizzerd</strong>.</p>
  2359. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  2360. <p>The Fake Countries Wikia is a place where people can catalog countries that are not real, have never been real, and have never appeared in any piece of fiction or writing before this wiki. As an excercise it's not the most fruitful, and we intended to read about a whole bunch of different countries, but pretty quickly we found our home.</p>
  2361. <p>This week, The F Plus meets The Alley People.</p>
  2362. <p>Music used:
  2363. <ol>
  2364. <li>Nirvana - School</li>
  2365. <li>Nirvana - Negative Creep</li>
  2366. </ol>
  2367. </p>
  2368. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  2369. ]]>
  2370. </content:encoded>
  2371. <itunes:summary>The Fake Countries Wikia is a place where people can catalog countries that are not real, have never been real, and have never appeared in any piece of fiction or writing before this wiki. As an excercise it's not the most fruitful, and we intended to read about a whole bunch of different countries, but pretty quickly we found our home.
  2372. This week, The F Plus meets The Alley People.</itunes:summary>
  2373. <itunes:episode>351</itunes:episode>
  2374. <itunes:title>Hail Britannica</itunes:title>
  2375. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  2376. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  2377. <itunes:subtitle>reading fandom.com</itunes:subtitle>
  2378. <itunes:duration>1:21:03</itunes:duration>
  2379. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/351/ep351.jpg</image>
  2380. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/351/ep351-600x600.jpg" />
  2381. </item>
  2382. <item>
  2383. <title>350: The Similar Worlds Project</title>
  2384. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/350</link>
  2385. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/350</guid>
  2386. <pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2021 17:05:00 CST</pubDate>
  2387. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_350.mp3" length="61000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  2388. <description>
  2389. Similar Worlds is a website where users can share their own allegedly true life experiences in a quest for acceptance, comfort and camaraderie. Naturally, this means going off on insane rants and getting really excited about being strangled by nerd thighs.
  2390. This week The F Plus sees two things, but mostly your vagina. </description>
  2391. <content:encoded>
  2392. <![CDATA[
  2393. <p>with:
  2394. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  2395. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  2396. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  2397. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lou-fernandez">Lou Fernandez</a>
  2398. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/the-intern">The Intern</a>
  2399. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/ironicus">Ironicus</a>
  2400. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  2401. </p>
  2402. <p>reading:
  2403. <code>similarworlds.com</code>
  2404. </p>
  2405. <p>Content provided by <strong>Secret Gaygent 69</strong>.</p>
  2406. <p>Edited by <strong>Adam Bozarth</strong>.</p>
  2407. <p><strong>Similar Worlds</strong> is a website where users can share their own allegedly true life experiences in a quest for acceptance, comfort and camaraderie. Naturally, this means going off on insane rants and getting really excited about being strangled by nerd thighs.</p>
  2408. <p>This week The F Plus sees two things, but mostly your vagina.</p>
  2409. <p>Music used:
  2410. <ol>
  2411. <li>Useless Eaters - New World Order</li>
  2412. <li>The Tokens - The Lion Sleeps Tonight (Wimoweh)</li>
  2413. </ol>
  2414. </p>
  2415. ]]>
  2416. </content:encoded>
  2417. <itunes:summary>Similar Worlds is a website where users can share their own allegedly true life experiences in a quest for acceptance, comfort and camaraderie. Naturally, this means going off on insane rants and getting really excited about being strangled by nerd thighs.
  2418. This week The F Plus sees two things, but mostly your vagina.</itunes:summary>
  2419. <itunes:episode>350</itunes:episode>
  2420. <itunes:title>The Similar Worlds Project</itunes:title>
  2421. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  2422. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  2423. <itunes:subtitle>reading similarworlds.com</itunes:subtitle>
  2424. <itunes:duration>1:06:41</itunes:duration>
  2425. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/350/ep350.jpg</image>
  2426. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/350/ep350-600x600.jpg" />
  2427. </item>
  2428. <item>
  2429. <title>349: Erotic Stories of Mind Control</title>
  2430. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/349</link>
  2431. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/349</guid>
  2432. <pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2021 15:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  2433. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_349.mp3" length="66000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  2434. <description>
  2435. I don't know what you'd expect when visiting MC Stories Dot Com, but what you'll end up with is a minimalist website hosting over 12,000 stories of mind control being used for sexual reasons. Some of these stories are very long, but fortunately some are really weird, so let's dig in.
  2436. This week, The F Plus is feeling electrahorny, so let's have sex... with each other! </description>
  2437. <content:encoded>
  2438. <![CDATA[
  2439. <p>with:
  2440. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  2441. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  2442. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  2443. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/shell-game">Shell Game</a>
  2444. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  2445. </p>
  2446. <p>reading:
  2447. <code>mcstories.com</code>
  2448. </p>
  2449. <p>Content provided by <strong>Sinestro,Lewdvig Tittgenstein</strong>.</p>
  2450. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  2451. <p>I don't know what you'd expect when visiting <strong>MC Stories Dot Com</strong>, but what you'll end up with is a minimalist website hosting over 12,000 stories of mind control being used for sexual reasons. Some of these stories are very long, but fortunately some are <em>really weird</em>, so let's dig in.</p>
  2452. <p>This week, The F Plus is feeling electrahorny, so let's have sex... with each other!</p>
  2453. <p>Music used:
  2454. <ol>
  2455. <li>Björk - History of Touches</li>
  2456. <li>Quincas Moreira - Black Swan</li>
  2457. <li>Kevin MacLeod - A Singular Perversion (Darkness)</li>
  2458. <li>Little Big - Hypnodancer</li>
  2459. </ol>
  2460. </p>
  2461. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  2462. ]]>
  2463. </content:encoded>
  2464. <itunes:summary>I don't know what you'd expect when visiting MC Stories Dot Com, but what you'll end up with is a minimalist website hosting over 12,000 stories of mind control being used for sexual reasons. Some of these stories are very long, but fortunately some are really weird, so let's dig in.
  2465. This week, The F Plus is feeling electrahorny, so let's have sex... with each other!</itunes:summary>
  2466. <itunes:episode>349</itunes:episode>
  2467. <itunes:title>Erotic Stories of Mind Control</itunes:title>
  2468. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  2469. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  2470. <itunes:subtitle>reading mcstories.com</itunes:subtitle>
  2471. <itunes:duration>1:22:38</itunes:duration>
  2472. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/349/ep349b.jpg</image>
  2473. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/349/ep349b-600x600.jpg" />
  2474. </item>
  2475. <item>
  2476. <title>348: Do Not Summon Beelzebub</title>
  2477. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/348</link>
  2478. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/348</guid>
  2479. <pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2021 14:20:00 CST</pubDate>
  2480. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_348.mp3" length="50000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  2481. <description>
  2482. The heavily art directed magickians over at BECOME A LIVING GOD have a number of products they'd like to sell you, and about half of those are supposed to help you get laid. There's a slut water kit, PDFs that call themselves grimoires, and there will be time for poetry.
  2483. This week, The F Plus ensourcles Ally Sheedy The Character (not Ally Sheedy The Person).
  2484. SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM PORTAXX: Hello again! After this episode I entered a frozen hell and saw the face of the Lord of the Flies himself. It looked like Ü. Terrified, I had to capture the moment before making my heroic escape. </description>
  2485. <content:encoded>
  2486. <![CDATA[
  2487. <p>with:
  2488. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  2489. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  2490. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  2491. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  2492. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lou-fernandez">Lou Fernandez</a>
  2493. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  2494. </p>
  2495. <p>reading:
  2496. <code>becomealivinggod.com</code>
  2497. </p>
  2498. <p>Content provided by <strong>Napoleon Blownapart</strong>.</p>
  2499. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  2500. <p>The heavily art directed magickians over at <strong>BECOME A LIVING GOD</strong> have a number of products they'd like to sell you, and about half of those are supposed to help you get laid. There's a slut water kit, PDFs that call themselves grimoires, and there will be time for poetry.</p>
  2501. <p>This week, The F Plus ensourcles Ally Sheedy The Character (not Ally Sheedy The Person).</p>
  2502. <p><strong>SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM PORTAXX:</strong> Hello again! After this episode I entered a frozen hell and saw the face of the Lord of the Flies himself. It looked like Ü. Terrified, <a href="https://thefpl.us/merch/portaxx-paints#2">I had to capture the moment</a> before making my heroic escape.</p>
  2503. <p>Music used:
  2504. <ol>
  2505. <li>Arthur Brown - Fire</li>
  2506. <li>The Flaming Lips - God Walks Among Us</li>
  2507. </ol>
  2508. </p>
  2509. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  2510. ]]>
  2511. </content:encoded>
  2512. <itunes:summary>The heavily art directed magickians over at BECOME A LIVING GOD have a number of products they'd like to sell you, and about half of those are supposed to help you get laid. There's a slut water kit, PDFs that call themselves grimoires, and there will be time for poetry.
  2513. This week, The F Plus ensourcles Ally Sheedy The Character (not Ally Sheedy The Person).
  2514. SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM PORTAXX: Hello again! After this episode I entered a frozen hell and saw the face of the Lord of the Flies himself. It looked like Ü. Terrified, I had to capture the moment before making my heroic escape.</itunes:summary>
  2515. <itunes:episode>348</itunes:episode>
  2516. <itunes:title>Do Not Summon Beelzebub</itunes:title>
  2517. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  2518. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  2519. <itunes:subtitle>reading becomealivinggod.com</itunes:subtitle>
  2520. <itunes:duration>1:12:07</itunes:duration>
  2521. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/348/ep348b.jpg</image>
  2522. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/348/ep348b-600x600.jpg" />
  2523. </item>
  2524. <item>
  2525. <title>347: That Hyperboard Over Thair</title>
  2526. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/347</link>
  2527. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/347</guid>
  2528. <pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2021 16:40:00 CST</pubDate>
  2529. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_347.mp3" length="69000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  2530. <description>
  2531. Men love to go on the internet and compare length. In this case, it's just their hair. We're going to be surfing The Information Superhighway and logging on to The Men's Long Hair Hyperboard; a community which has been supporting long hair-having men since at least 1997. It's actually kind of charming.
  2532. This week, The F Plus wants you to call us to let us know when you're not posting. </description>
  2533. <content:encoded>
  2534. <![CDATA[
  2535. <p>with:
  2536. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  2537. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  2538. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  2539. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/zarla">Zarla</a>
  2540. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  2541. </p>
  2542. <p>reading:
  2543. <code>mlhh.org</code>
  2544. <code>theinternallonghair.wordpress.com</code>
  2545. </p>
  2546. <p>Content provided by <strong>thelizzerd</strong>.</p>
  2547. <p>Edited by <strong>Achilles' Heelies</strong>.</p>
  2548. <p>Men love to go on the internet and compare length. In this case, it's just their hair. We're going to be surfing The Information Superhighway and logging on to The Men's Long Hair Hyperboard; a community which has been supporting long hair-having men since at least 1997. It's actually kind of charming.</p>
  2549. <p>This week, The F Plus wants you to call us to let us know when you're not posting.</p>
  2550. <p>Music used:
  2551. <ol>
  2552. <li>Hair Original Broadway Cast - Hair</li>
  2553. <li>Pavement - Cut Your Hair</li>
  2554. </ol>
  2555. </p>
  2556. ]]>
  2557. </content:encoded>
  2558. <itunes:summary>Men love to go on the internet and compare length. In this case, it's just their hair. We're going to be surfing The Information Superhighway and logging on to The Men's Long Hair Hyperboard; a community which has been supporting long hair-having men since at least 1997. It's actually kind of charming.
  2559. This week, The F Plus wants you to call us to let us know when you're not posting.</itunes:summary>
  2560. <itunes:episode>347</itunes:episode>
  2561. <itunes:title>That Hyperboard Over Thair</itunes:title>
  2562. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  2563. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  2564. <itunes:subtitle>reading mlhh.org,theinternallonghair.wordpress.com</itunes:subtitle>
  2565. <itunes:duration>1:06:59</itunes:duration>
  2566. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/347/ep347.jpg</image>
  2567. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/347/ep347-600x600.jpg" />
  2568. </item>
  2569. <item>
  2570. <title>346: How To Get Fat</title>
  2571. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/346</link>
  2572. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/346</guid>
  2573. <pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2021 16:20:00 CST</pubDate>
  2574. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_346.mp3" length="67000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  2575. <description>
  2576. There's an amazing array of food out there in the world today, and yet we're still struggling with the question “How can a person get fat?” But, fortunately, “Doctor” Feeder has taken it upon himself to answer that very question... Provided you're a woman with not a whole lot of clothes on.
  2577. This week, The F Plus is taking The Wall Test. </description>
  2578. <content:encoded>
  2579. <![CDATA[
  2580. <p>with:
  2581. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  2582. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  2583. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  2584. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bumpgrrl">bumpgrrl</a>
  2585. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  2586. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  2587. </p>
  2588. <p>reading:
  2589. <code>askdrfeeder.dyndns.org</code>
  2590. </p>
  2591. <p>Content provided by <strong>thelizzerd</strong>.</p>
  2592. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  2593. <p>There's an amazing array of food out there in the world today, and yet we're still struggling with the question “How can a person get fat?” But, fortunately, <strong>“Doctor” Feeder</strong> has taken it upon himself to answer that very question... Provided you're a woman with not a whole lot of clothes on.</p>
  2594. <p>This week, The F Plus is taking The Wall Test.</p>
  2595. <p>Music used:
  2596. <ol>
  2597. <li>MF DOOM - Hoe Cakes</li>
  2598. <li>Aaron Kenny - American Frontiers</li>
  2599. <li>Rammstein - Du Hast (Karaoke Version)</li>
  2600. <li>The Commodores - Brick House</li>
  2601. </ol>
  2602. </p>
  2603. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  2604. ]]>
  2605. </content:encoded>
  2606. <itunes:summary>There's an amazing array of food out there in the world today, and yet we're still struggling with the question “How can a person get fat?” But, fortunately, “Doctor” Feeder has taken it upon himself to answer that very question... Provided you're a woman with not a whole lot of clothes on.
  2607. This week, The F Plus is taking The Wall Test.</itunes:summary>
  2608. <itunes:episode>346</itunes:episode>
  2609. <itunes:title>How To Get Fat</itunes:title>
  2610. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  2611. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  2612. <itunes:subtitle>reading askdrfeeder.dyndns.org</itunes:subtitle>
  2613. <itunes:duration>1:12:06</itunes:duration>
  2614. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/346/ep346.jpg</image>
  2615. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/346/ep346-600x600.jpg" />
  2616. </item>
  2617. <item>
  2618. <title>345: Thisepisodeis Verycrazy</title>
  2619. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/345</link>
  2620. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/345</guid>
  2621. <pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2021 20:30:00 CST</pubDate>
  2622. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_345.mp3" length="68000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  2623. <description>
  2624. Crucially, this episode is not about the television show Supernanny. It is about the Supernanny Fanon Wiki, a website with over 10,000 pages devoted to alternate universe fanfiction wherein it's the near-future, but the only cultural touchstone worth documenting is what happened in these fictional episodes of the television show Supernanny and its spinoffs.
  2625. This week, The F Plus will see you at The Creepy Zoo. </description>
  2626. <content:encoded>
  2627. <![CDATA[
  2628. <p>with:
  2629. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  2630. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  2631. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  2632. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  2633. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/k-thor-jensen">K Thor Jensen</a>
  2634. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  2635. </p>
  2636. <p>reading:
  2637. <code>fandom.com</code>
  2638. </p>
  2639. <p>Content provided by <strong>Mz. Saturn</strong>.</p>
  2640. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  2641. <p>Crucially, this episode is not about the television show Supernanny. It is about the <strong>Supernanny Fanon Wiki</strong>, a website with over 10,000 pages devoted to alternate universe fanfiction wherein it's the near-future, but the only cultural touchstone worth documenting is what happened in these fictional episodes of the television show Supernanny and its spinoffs.</p>
  2642. <p>This week, The F Plus will see you at The Creepy Zoo.</p>
  2643. <p>Music used:
  2644. <ol>
  2645. <li>Ramones - Babysitter</li>
  2646. <li>Princess Superstar - Bad Babysitter</li>
  2647. </ol>
  2648. </p>
  2649. ]]>
  2650. </content:encoded>
  2651. <itunes:summary>Crucially, this episode is not about the television show Supernanny. It is about the Supernanny Fanon Wiki, a website with over 10,000 pages devoted to alternate universe fanfiction wherein it's the near-future, but the only cultural touchstone worth documenting is what happened in these fictional episodes of the television show Supernanny and its spinoffs.
  2652. This week, The F Plus will see you at The Creepy Zoo.</itunes:summary>
  2653. <itunes:episode>345</itunes:episode>
  2654. <itunes:title>Thisepisodeis Verycrazy</itunes:title>
  2655. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  2656. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  2657. <itunes:subtitle>reading fandom.com</itunes:subtitle>
  2658. <itunes:duration>1:36:43</itunes:duration>
  2659. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/345/ep345.jpg</image>
  2660. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/345/ep345-600x600.jpg" />
  2661. </item>
  2662. <item>
  2663. <title>344: Meet, Fight, Jizz.</title>
  2664. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/344</link>
  2665. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/344</guid>
  2666. <pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2021 12:30:00 CST</pubDate>
  2667. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_344.mp3" length="72000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  2668. <description>
  2669. The website MeetFighters is a social network for men who want to inflict pain on one another. This manifests in a number of different ways, plenty of them horrifc, and at least one involving President Abraham Lincoln.
  2670. This week, The F Plus is gonna punch that dad dad. </description>
  2671. <content:encoded>
  2672. <![CDATA[
  2673. <p>with:
  2674. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  2675. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  2676. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  2677. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  2678. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/ironicus">Ironicus</a>
  2679. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  2680. </p>
  2681. <p>reading:
  2682. <code>meetfighters.com</code>
  2683. </p>
  2684. <p>Content provided by <strong>Napoleon Blownapart</strong>.</p>
  2685. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  2686. <p>The website <strong>MeetFighters</strong> is a social network for men who want to inflict pain on one another. This manifests in a number of different ways, plenty of them horrifc, and at least one involving President Abraham Lincoln.</p>
  2687. <p>This week, The F Plus is gonna punch that dad dad.</p>
  2688. <p>Music used:
  2689. <ol>
  2690. <li>Street Sweeper Social Club - Fight! Smash! Win!</li>
  2691. <li>Viagara Boys - Ain't Nice</li>
  2692. </ol>
  2693. </p>
  2694. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  2695. ]]>
  2696. </content:encoded>
  2697. <itunes:summary>The website MeetFighters is a social network for men who want to inflict pain on one another. This manifests in a number of different ways, plenty of them horrifc, and at least one involving President Abraham Lincoln.
  2698. This week, The F Plus is gonna punch that dad dad.</itunes:summary>
  2699. <itunes:episode>344</itunes:episode>
  2700. <itunes:title>Meet, Fight, Jizz.</itunes:title>
  2701. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  2702. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  2703. <itunes:subtitle>reading meetfighters.com</itunes:subtitle>
  2704. <itunes:duration>1:14:27</itunes:duration>
  2705. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/344/ep344.jpg</image>
  2706. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/344/ep344-600x600.jpg" />
  2707. </item>
  2708. <item>
  2709. <title>343: Keeping Cantel Moist</title>
  2710. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/343</link>
  2711. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/343</guid>
  2712. <pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2021 15:50:00 CST</pubDate>
  2713. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_343.mp3" length="50000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  2714. <description>
  2715. Chris Cantelmo is no longer with us, but his teachings remain. He described himself as a Yale Biochemist who, at some point in his life, started taking DMT and had some profound revelations about God. And has it happens, most of those revelations are about DMT itself.
  2716. This week, The F Plus has a stroke.... a stroke of genius! </description>
  2717. <content:encoded>
  2718. <![CDATA[
  2719. <p>with:
  2720. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  2721. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  2722. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/cheapskate">Cheapskate</a>
  2723. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/sanguinary-novel">Sanguinary Novel</a>
  2724. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/zarla">Zarla</a>
  2725. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  2726. </p>
  2727. <p>reading:
  2728. <code>cantelmoism.com</code>
  2729. </p>
  2730. <p>Content provided by <strong>Cheapskate</strong>.</p>
  2731. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  2732. <p><strong>Chris Cantelmo</strong> is no longer with us, but his teachings remain. He described himself as a Yale Biochemist who, at some point in his life, started taking DMT and had some profound revelations about God. And has it happens, most of those revelations are about DMT itself.</p>
  2733. <p>This week, The F Plus has a stroke.... <em>a stroke of genius!</em></p>
  2734. <p>Music used:
  2735. <ol>
  2736. <li>Fred Schneider - Stroke of Genius</li>
  2737. <li>Sturgill Simpson - Turtles All The Way Down</li>
  2738. </ol>
  2739. </p>
  2740. ]]>
  2741. </content:encoded>
  2742. <itunes:summary>Chris Cantelmo is no longer with us, but his teachings remain. He described himself as a Yale Biochemist who, at some point in his life, started taking DMT and had some profound revelations about God. And has it happens, most of those revelations are about DMT itself.
  2743. This week, The F Plus has a stroke.... a stroke of genius!</itunes:summary>
  2744. <itunes:episode>343</itunes:episode>
  2745. <itunes:title>Keeping Cantel Moist</itunes:title>
  2746. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  2747. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  2748. <itunes:subtitle>reading cantelmoism.com</itunes:subtitle>
  2749. <itunes:duration>1:12:32</itunes:duration>
  2750. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/343/ep343.jpg</image>
  2751. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/343/ep343-600x600.jpg" />
  2752. </item>
  2753. <item>
  2754. <title>342: Root Beer Advocates</title>
  2755. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/342</link>
  2756. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/342</guid>
  2757. <pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2021 17:15:00 CST</pubDate>
  2758. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_342.mp3" length="63000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  2759. <description>
  2760. You might have guessed, but Root Beer Review is a site that hosts reviews of different root beers. What you might not have inferred is that all of these reviews are (probably) written by the same person, and the other people on the website have opinions, not just on the root beer, but on the person reviewing the root beer as well.
  2761. This week, The F Plus smells terrible like vitamins and raisins. </description>
  2762. <content:encoded>
  2763. <![CDATA[
  2764. <p>with:
  2765. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  2766. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  2767. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  2768. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  2769. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  2770. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/the-intern">The Intern</a>
  2771. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  2772. </p>
  2773. <p>reading:
  2774. <code>rootbeerreview.com</code>
  2775. </p>
  2776. <p>Content provided by <strong>Alqemizzy</strong>.</p>
  2777. <p>Edited by <strong>Adam Bozarth</strong>.</p>
  2778. <p>You might have guessed, but <strong>Root Beer Review</strong> is a site that hosts reviews of different root beers. What you might not have inferred is that all of these reviews are (probably) written by the same person, and the other people on the website have <em>opinions</em>, not just on the root beer, but on the person reviewing the root beer as well.</p>
  2779. <p>This week, The F Plus smells terrible like vitamins and raisins.</p>
  2780. <p>Music used:
  2781. <ol>
  2782. <li>The Beach Boys - Chug-A-Lug</li>
  2783. <li>George Jones- Root Beer</li>
  2784. </ol>
  2785. </p>
  2786. ]]>
  2787. </content:encoded>
  2788. <itunes:summary>You might have guessed, but Root Beer Review is a site that hosts reviews of different root beers. What you might not have inferred is that all of these reviews are (probably) written by the same person, and the other people on the website have opinions, not just on the root beer, but on the person reviewing the root beer as well.
  2789. This week, The F Plus smells terrible like vitamins and raisins.</itunes:summary>
  2790. <itunes:episode>342</itunes:episode>
  2791. <itunes:title>Root Beer Advocates</itunes:title>
  2792. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  2793. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  2794. <itunes:subtitle>reading rootbeerreview.com</itunes:subtitle>
  2795. <itunes:duration>1:09:02</itunes:duration>
  2796. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/342/ep342.jpg</image>
  2797. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/342/ep342-600x600.jpg" />
  2798. </item>
  2799. <item>
  2800. <title>341: Lucid Dreaming For Horny Reasons</title>
  2801. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/341</link>
  2802. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/341</guid>
  2803. <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2021 12:10:00 CST</pubDate>
  2804. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_341.mp3" length="000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  2805. <description>
  2806. The people on r/LucidDreaming have figured two things out. 1: If they touch the top of their heads while they fall asleep they'll be able to control their own dreams. And 2: Real life sex is absolute garbage compared to dream sex. Sounds like some people with helpful advice.
  2807. This week, The F Plus watches out for Wife Killer Man. He killed his wife! </description>
  2808. <content:encoded>
  2809. <![CDATA[
  2810. <p>with:
  2811. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  2812. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  2813. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  2814. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  2815. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  2816. </p>
  2817. <p>reading:
  2818. <code>reddit.com</code>
  2819. </p>
  2820. <p>Content provided by <strong>Secret Gaygent 69</strong>.</p>
  2821. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  2822. <p>The people on <strong>r/LucidDreaming</strong> have figured two things out. 1: If they touch the top of their heads while they fall asleep they'll be able to control their own dreams. And 2: Real life sex is absolute garbage compared to dream sex. Sounds like some people with helpful advice.</p>
  2823. <p>This week, The F Plus watches out for Wife Killer Man. He killed his wife!</p>
  2824. <p>Music used:
  2825. <ol>
  2826. <li>The Cure - Caterpillar</li>
  2827. <li>Billy Ocean - Get Out Of My Dreams (Get Into My Car)</li>
  2828. </ol>
  2829. </p>
  2830. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  2831. ]]>
  2832. </content:encoded>
  2833. <itunes:summary>The people on r/LucidDreaming have figured two things out. 1: If they touch the top of their heads while they fall asleep they'll be able to control their own dreams. And 2: Real life sex is absolute garbage compared to dream sex. Sounds like some people with helpful advice.
  2834. This week, The F Plus watches out for Wife Killer Man. He killed his wife!</itunes:summary>
  2835. <itunes:episode>341</itunes:episode>
  2836. <itunes:title>Lucid Dreaming For Horny Reasons</itunes:title>
  2837. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  2838. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  2839. <itunes:subtitle>reading reddit.com</itunes:subtitle>
  2840. <itunes:duration>1:05:44</itunes:duration>
  2841. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/341/ep341.jpg</image>
  2842. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/341/ep341-720x720.jpg" />
  2843. </item>
  2844. <item>
  2845. <title>340: Everyone Here Is On Ayahuasca</title>
  2846. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/340</link>
  2847. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/340</guid>
  2848. <pubDate>Thu, 31 Dec 2020 14:01:00 CST</pubDate>
  2849. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_340.mp3" length="67000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  2850. <description>
  2851. The website ayahuasca.com has a forum, and its 21,000 members are (as you might guess) fans of the psychoactive drug ayahuasca. Their conversations are quite profound as they understand both gravity and Antarctica.
  2852. This week, The F Plus gets namasty. </description>
  2853. <content:encoded>
  2854. <![CDATA[
  2855. <p>with:
  2856. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  2857. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  2858. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  2859. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  2860. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  2861. </p>
  2862. <p>reading:
  2863. <code>ayahuasca.com</code>
  2864. </p>
  2865. <p>Content provided by <strong>Secret Gaygent 69</strong>.</p>
  2866. <p>Edited by <strong>Bunnybread</strong>.</p>
  2867. <p>The website <strong>ayahuasca.com</strong> has a forum, and its 21,000 members are (as you might guess) fans of the psychoactive drug ayahuasca. Their conversations are quite profound as they understand both gravity <em>and</em> Antarctica.</p>
  2868. <p>This week, The F Plus gets namasty.</p>
  2869. <p>Music used:
  2870. <ol>
  2871. <li>Emergency Broadcast Network - Psychoactive Drugs</li>
  2872. <li>1200 Micrograms - Acid for Nothing</li>
  2873. </ol>
  2874. </p>
  2875. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Bunnybread</strong></p>
  2876. ]]>
  2877. </content:encoded>
  2878. <itunes:summary>The website ayahuasca.com has a forum, and its 21,000 members are (as you might guess) fans of the psychoactive drug ayahuasca. Their conversations are quite profound as they understand both gravity and Antarctica.
  2879. This week, The F Plus gets namasty.</itunes:summary>
  2880. <itunes:episode>340</itunes:episode>
  2881. <itunes:title>Everyone Here Is On Ayahuasca</itunes:title>
  2882. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  2883. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  2884. <itunes:subtitle>reading ayahuasca.com</itunes:subtitle>
  2885. <itunes:duration>1:11:28</itunes:duration>
  2886. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/340/ep340.jpg</image>
  2887. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/340/ep340-600x600.jpg" />
  2888. </item>
  2889. <item>
  2890. <title>339: Afterskin</title>
  2891. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/339</link>
  2892. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/339</guid>
  2893. <pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2020 20:30:00 CST</pubDate>
  2894. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_339.mp3" length="000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  2895. <description>
  2896. The topic of male circumcision is a contentious one, but fortunely we're able to avoid all of that by simply reading the words of dullards who are doing horrific things to their own skin while complaining about their mothers.
  2897. This week, The F Plus would like to remind you foreskin fetish does not make sense because the foreskin is part of a man's sex organ. </description>
  2898. <content:encoded>
  2899. <![CDATA[
  2900. <p>with:
  2901. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  2902. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  2903. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  2904. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  2905. </p>
  2906. <p>reading:
  2907. <code>restoringforeskin.org</code>
  2908. <code>reddit.com</code>
  2909. </p>
  2910. <p>Content provided by <strong>Mix</strong>.</p>
  2911. <p>Edited by <strong>Achilles' Heelies</strong>.</p>
  2912. <p>The topic of male circumcision is a contentious one, but fortunely we're able to avoid all of that by simply reading the words of dullards who are doing horrific things to their own skin while complaining about their mothers.</p>
  2913. <p>This week, The F Plus would like to remind you foreskin fetish does not make sense because the foreskin is part of a man's sex organ.</p>
  2914. <p>Music used:
  2915. <ol>
  2916. <li>The Contours - The Stretch</li>
  2917. <li>Red Hot Chili Peppers - Stretch You Out</li>
  2918. </ol>
  2919. </p>
  2920. ]]>
  2921. </content:encoded>
  2922. <itunes:summary>The topic of male circumcision is a contentious one, but fortunely we're able to avoid all of that by simply reading the words of dullards who are doing horrific things to their own skin while complaining about their mothers.
  2923. This week, The F Plus would like to remind you foreskin fetish does not make sense because the foreskin is part of a man's sex organ.</itunes:summary>
  2924. <itunes:episode>339</itunes:episode>
  2925. <itunes:title>Afterskin</itunes:title>
  2926. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  2927. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  2928. <itunes:subtitle>reading restoringforeskin.org,reddit.com</itunes:subtitle>
  2929. <itunes:duration>1:05:55</itunes:duration>
  2930. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/339/ep339.jpg</image>
  2931. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/339/ep339-600x600.jpg" />
  2932. </item>
  2933. <item>
  2934. <title>338: Let's Stick Crystals Up Our Vaginas</title>
  2935. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/338</link>
  2936. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/338</guid>
  2937. <pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2020 18:30:00 CST</pubDate>
  2938. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_338.mp3" length="75000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  2939. <description>
  2940. The capitalist innovators over at Chakrubs have a whole bunch of different crystals to sell you, and they know where you can cram it. From yoni eggs to yoni nunchucks, for spiritual healing, emotional welness, to get over a bad breakup, or just because you're bored - the answer was inside you the whole time.
  2941. This week, The F Plus is troubled to hear a click. </description>
  2942. <content:encoded>
  2943. <![CDATA[
  2944. <p>with:
  2945. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  2946. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  2947. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  2948. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  2949. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  2950. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lou-fernandez">Lou Fernandez</a>
  2951. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  2952. </p>
  2953. <p>reading:
  2954. <code>chakrubs.com</code>
  2955. </p>
  2956. <p>Content provided by <strong>Yavuz Sultan Salim</strong>.</p>
  2957. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  2958. <p>The capitalist innovators over at <strong>Chakrubs</strong> have a whole bunch of different crystals to sell you, and they know where you can cram it. From yoni eggs to yoni nunchucks, for spiritual healing, emotional welness, to get over a bad breakup, or just because you're bored - the answer was inside you the whole time.</p>
  2959. <p>This week, The F Plus is troubled to hear a click.</p>
  2960. <p>Music used:
  2961. <ol>
  2962. <li>MS MR - Salty Sweet</li>
  2963. <li>Miike Snow - My Trigger</li>
  2964. </ol>
  2965. </p>
  2966. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  2967. ]]>
  2968. </content:encoded>
  2969. <itunes:summary>The capitalist innovators over at Chakrubs have a whole bunch of different crystals to sell you, and they know where you can cram it. From yoni eggs to yoni nunchucks, for spiritual healing, emotional welness, to get over a bad breakup, or just because you're bored - the answer was inside you the whole time.
  2970. This week, The F Plus is troubled to hear a click.</itunes:summary>
  2971. <itunes:episode>338</itunes:episode>
  2972. <itunes:title>Let's Stick Crystals Up Our Vaginas</itunes:title>
  2973. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  2974. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  2975. <itunes:subtitle>reading chakrubs.com</itunes:subtitle>
  2976. <itunes:duration>1:18:15</itunes:duration>
  2977. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/338/ep338.jpg</image>
  2978. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/338/ep338-600x600.jpg" />
  2979. </item>
  2980. <item>
  2981. <title>337: Living In A Vacuum</title>
  2982. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/337</link>
  2983. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/337</guid>
  2984. <pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2020 12:30:00 CST</pubDate>
  2985. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_337.mp3" length="69000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  2986. <description>
  2987. Five lucky ridiculists from The F Plus Podcast were selected to visit the forums of VacuumLand.Org and read what they found there.
  2988. You’ll be happy to know that a love of vintage vacuum cleaners totally isn’t a fetish, except for the times when it is.  But they’ve got some pretty incredible vacuum collections that they bring to conventions, and also, eventually, it will be time for poetry.
  2989. This week, The F Plus will need you to hide this in your closet for our boyfriend to smell. </description>
  2990. <content:encoded>
  2991. <![CDATA[
  2992. <p>with:
  2993. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  2994. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  2995. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  2996. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/squiddy">Squiddy</a>
  2997. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  2998. </p>
  2999. <p>reading:
  3000. <code>vacuumland.org</code>
  3001. </p>
  3002. <p>Content provided by <strong>Secret Gaygent 69</strong>.</p>
  3003. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  3004. <p>Five lucky ridiculists from The F Plus Podcast were selected to visit the forums of <strong>VacuumLand.Org </strong>and read what they found there.<br />
  3005. You’ll be happy to know that a love of vintage vacuum cleaners totally isn’t a fetish, except for the times when it is.  But they’ve got some pretty incredible vacuum collections that they bring to conventions, and also, eventually, it will be time for poetry.</p>
  3006. <p>This week, The F Plus will need you to hide this in your closet for our boyfriend to smell.</p>
  3007. <p>Music used:
  3008. <ol>
  3009. <li>Komeda - More Is More</li>
  3010. <li>Poetree - Mirage</li>
  3011. <li>My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult - Freaky Fever</li>
  3012. </ol>
  3013. </p>
  3014. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  3015. ]]>
  3016. </content:encoded>
  3017. <itunes:summary>Five lucky ridiculists from The F Plus Podcast were selected to visit the forums of VacuumLand.Org and read what they found there.
  3018. You’ll be happy to know that a love of vintage vacuum cleaners totally isn’t a fetish, except for the times when it is.  But they’ve got some pretty incredible vacuum collections that they bring to conventions, and also, eventually, it will be time for poetry.
  3019. This week, The F Plus will need you to hide this in your closet for our boyfriend to smell.</itunes:summary>
  3020. <itunes:episode>337</itunes:episode>
  3021. <itunes:title>Living In A Vacuum</itunes:title>
  3022. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  3023. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  3024. <itunes:subtitle>reading vacuumland.org</itunes:subtitle>
  3025. <itunes:duration>1:15:13</itunes:duration>
  3026. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/337/ep337.jpg</image>
  3027. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/337/ep337-600x600.jpg" />
  3028. </item>
  3029. <item>
  3030. <title>336: Hungry Like The Sasquatch</title>
  3031. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/336</link>
  3032. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/336</guid>
  3033. <pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2020 16:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  3034. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_336.mp3" length="62000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  3035. <description>
  3036. The website Bigfoot Eruption has a whole lot of things to say about Bigfoot. Now, Few of those things make a lot of sense, and fewer still seem to be internally consistent, but the important thing is that Cain and/or Adam and/or Satan is involved, it's a conspiracy, and it's not a bear. Pay attention to your dog.
  3037. This week, The F Plus gets a lot of milage out of that poo. </description>
  3038. <content:encoded>
  3039. <![CDATA[
  3040. <p>with:
  3041. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  3042. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  3043. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  3044. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  3045. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  3046. </p>
  3047. <p>reading:
  3048. <code>bigfooteruption.com</code>
  3049. </p>
  3050. <p>Content provided by <strong>Secret Gaygent 69</strong>.</p>
  3051. <p>Edited by <strong>Adam Bozarth</strong>.</p>
  3052. <p>The website <strong>Bigfoot Eruption</strong> has a whole lot of things to say about Bigfoot. Now, Few of those things make a lot of sense, and fewer still seem to be internally consistent, but the important thing is that Cain and/or Adam and/or Satan is involved, it's a conspiracy, and it's not a bear. Pay attention to your dog.</p>
  3053. <p>This week, The F Plus gets a lot of milage out of that poo.</p>
  3054. <p>Music used:
  3055. <ol>
  3056. <li>Jad and David Fair - Sasquatch</li>
  3057. <li>The Legend of Dogman Song</li>
  3058. </ol>
  3059. </p>
  3060. ]]>
  3061. </content:encoded>
  3062. <itunes:summary>The website Bigfoot Eruption has a whole lot of things to say about Bigfoot. Now, Few of those things make a lot of sense, and fewer still seem to be internally consistent, but the important thing is that Cain and/or Adam and/or Satan is involved, it's a conspiracy, and it's not a bear. Pay attention to your dog.
  3063. This week, The F Plus gets a lot of milage out of that poo.</itunes:summary>
  3064. <itunes:episode>336</itunes:episode>
  3065. <itunes:title>Hungry Like The Sasquatch</itunes:title>
  3066. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  3067. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  3068. <itunes:subtitle>reading bigfooteruption.com</itunes:subtitle>
  3069. <itunes:duration>1:07:37</itunes:duration>
  3070. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/336/ep336.jpg</image>
  3071. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/336/ep336-600x600.jpg" />
  3072. </item>
  3073. <item>
  3074. <title>klap: Friday Morning w/ Pooner &#38; The Snizz</title>
  3075. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/klap</link>
  3076. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/klap</guid>
  3077. <pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2020 09:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  3078. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/promo_pooner.mp3" length="2000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  3079. <description>
  3080. Just thought we'd get to today's news after a quick rundown of our court-ordered recognizance. </description>
  3081. <content:encoded>
  3082. <![CDATA[
  3083. <p>with:
  3084. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  3085. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  3086. </p>
  3087. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  3088. <p>Just thought we'd get to today's news after a quick rundown of our court-ordered recognizance.</p>
  3089. ]]>
  3090. </content:encoded>
  3091. <itunes:summary>Just thought we'd get to today's news after a quick rundown of our court-ordered recognizance.</itunes:summary>
  3092. <itunes:episode>klap</itunes:episode>
  3093. <itunes:title>Friday Morning w/ Pooner &#38; The Snizz</itunes:title>
  3094. <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
  3095. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  3096. <itunes:subtitle>Just thought we'd get to today's news after a quick rundown of our court-ordered recognizance.</itunes:subtitle>
  3097. <itunes:duration>0:02:49</itunes:duration>
  3098. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/klap/klap102.jpg</image>
  3099. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/klap/klap102-800x800.jpg" />
  3100. </item>
  3101. <item>
  3102. <title>335: Planet Horny</title>
  3103. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/335</link>
  3104. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/335</guid>
  3105. <pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2020 15:30:00 CST</pubDate>
  3106. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_335.mp3" length="61000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  3107. <description>
  3108. The redditors over at r/NSFWworldbuilding are constructing intricate creative universes for one reason: To make themselves horny.
  3109. This week, The F Plus can say so much with ellipses; please listen. </description>
  3110. <content:encoded>
  3111. <![CDATA[
  3112. <p>with:
  3113. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  3114. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  3115. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  3116. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  3117. </p>
  3118. <p>reading:
  3119. <code>reddit.com</code>
  3120. </p>
  3121. <p>Content provided by <strong>Cheapskate</strong>.</p>
  3122. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  3123. <p>The redditors over at <strong>r/NSFWworldbuilding</strong> are constructing intricate creative universes for one reason: To make themselves horny.</p>
  3124. <p>This week, The F Plus can say so much with ellipses; please listen.</p>
  3125. <p>Music used:
  3126. <ol>
  3127. <li>Ween - With My Own Bare Hands</li>
  3128. <li>The Supremes - My World Is Empty Without You</li>
  3129. </ol>
  3130. </p>
  3131. ]]>
  3132. </content:encoded>
  3133. <itunes:summary>The redditors over at r/NSFWworldbuilding are constructing intricate creative universes for one reason: To make themselves horny.
  3134. This week, The F Plus can say so much with ellipses; please listen.</itunes:summary>
  3135. <itunes:episode>335</itunes:episode>
  3136. <itunes:title>Planet Horny</itunes:title>
  3137. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  3138. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  3139. <itunes:subtitle>reading reddit.com</itunes:subtitle>
  3140. <itunes:duration>1:12:33</itunes:duration>
  3141. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/335/ep335.jpg</image>
  3142. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/335/ep335-600x600.jpg" />
  3143. </item>
  3144. <item>
  3145. <title>334: Doing The Robot</title>
  3146. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/334</link>
  3147. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/334</guid>
  3148. <pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2020 15:50:00 CST</pubDate>
  3149. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_334.mp3" length="82000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  3150. <description>
  3151. The forum posters over at Fembot Central are (as you might have guessed) aroused by the idea of robotic humanoid women. And they're all too happy to explore the many facets of their specific fembot obsession, despite how often or how loudly you try to protest.
  3152. This week, The F Plus finds out what Joss Whedon has been up to. </description>
  3153. <content:encoded>
  3154. <![CDATA[
  3155. <p>with:
  3156. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  3157. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  3158. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  3159. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  3160. </p>
  3161. <p>reading:
  3162. <code>fembotcentral.net</code>
  3163. <code>clips4sale.com</code>
  3164. </p>
  3165. <p>Content provided by <strong>Secret Gaygent 69</strong>.</p>
  3166. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  3167. <p>The forum posters over at Fembot Central are (as you might have guessed) aroused by the idea of robotic humanoid women. And they're all too happy to explore the many facets of their specific fembot obsession, despite how often or how loudly you try to protest.</p>
  3168. <p>This week, The F Plus finds out what Joss Whedon has been up to.</p>
  3169. <p>Music used:
  3170. <ol>
  3171. <li>Ratatat - Neckbrace</li>
  3172. <li>Groove Armada - Sex And The City Theme</li>
  3173. <li>The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion - Blue Green Olga</li>
  3174. </ol>
  3175. </p>
  3176. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  3177. ]]>
  3178. </content:encoded>
  3179. <itunes:summary>The forum posters over at Fembot Central are (as you might have guessed) aroused by the idea of robotic humanoid women. And they're all too happy to explore the many facets of their specific fembot obsession, despite how often or how loudly you try to protest.
  3180. This week, The F Plus finds out what Joss Whedon has been up to.</itunes:summary>
  3181. <itunes:episode>334</itunes:episode>
  3182. <itunes:title>Doing The Robot</itunes:title>
  3183. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  3184. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  3185. <itunes:subtitle>reading fembotcentral.net,clips4sale.com</itunes:subtitle>
  3186. <itunes:duration>1:29:21</itunes:duration>
  3187. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/334/ep334.gif</image>
  3188. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/334/ep334-600x600.gif" />
  3189. </item>
  3190. <item>
  3191. <title>333: Wyt &#38; Wyttycysm &#38; Wytchcraft</title>
  3192. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/333</link>
  3193. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/333</guid>
  3194. <pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2020 10:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  3195. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_333.mp3" length="78000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  3196. <description>
  3197. Occultist author S Rob is an incredibly prolific... typist. His work spans the mediums of advice books, spellbooks, instructional videos, essays, general self-aggrandizement and, of course, poetry. We can't cover everything he's written in a single episode, but we can just cover the general tone. Including reading his bio twice.
  3198. This week, The F Plus sets sail on the SS Metathree.
  3199. Correction: Boots' original reading of S Rob was at F Plus Live 5: The Finnish Incident
  3200. Additional correction: Further evidence demonstates that Open University is a legitimate educational institution. Apologies for the assumption, apparently two seconds of Wikipedia is not enough to base a conclusion on in this case. </description>
  3201. <content:encoded>
  3202. <![CDATA[
  3203. <p>with:
  3204. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  3205. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  3206. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  3207. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  3208. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  3209. </p>
  3210. <p>reading:
  3211. <code>spellcaster-psychic.co.uk</code>
  3212. <code>srob.co.uk</code>
  3213. </p>
  3214. <p>Content provided by <strong>Seashell,Chief Beef</strong>.</p>
  3215. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  3216. <p>Occultist author S Rob is an incredibly prolific... typist. His work spans the mediums of advice books, spellbooks, instructional videos, essays, general self-aggrandizement and, of course, poetry. We can't cover everything he's written in a single episode, but we can just cover the general tone. Including reading his bio twice.</p>
  3217. <p>This week, The F Plus sets sail on the SS Metathree.</p>
  3218. <p><em><strong>Correction:</strong> Boots' original reading of S Rob was at <a href="https://thefpl.us/episode/live5b">F Plus Live 5: The Finnish Incident</a></em></p>
  3219. <p><em><strong>Additional correction:</strong> Further evidence demonstates that Open University is a legitimate educational institution. Apologies for the assumption, apparently two seconds of Wikipedia is not enough to base a conclusion on in this case.</em></p>
  3220. <p>Music used:
  3221. <ol>
  3222. <li>Wonderful Kids - A Kind of Magic</li>
  3223. <li>Siouxsie and the Banshees - Spellbound</li>
  3224. </ol>
  3225. </p>
  3226. ]]>
  3227. </content:encoded>
  3228. <itunes:summary>Occultist author S Rob is an incredibly prolific... typist. His work spans the mediums of advice books, spellbooks, instructional videos, essays, general self-aggrandizement and, of course, poetry. We can't cover everything he's written in a single episode, but we can just cover the general tone. Including reading his bio twice.
  3229. This week, The F Plus sets sail on the SS Metathree.
  3230. Correction: Boots' original reading of S Rob was at F Plus Live 5: The Finnish Incident
  3231. Additional correction: Further evidence demonstates that Open University is a legitimate educational institution. Apologies for the assumption, apparently two seconds of Wikipedia is not enough to base a conclusion on in this case.</itunes:summary>
  3232. <itunes:episode>333</itunes:episode>
  3233. <itunes:title>Wyt &#38; Wyttycysm &#38; Wytchcraft</itunes:title>
  3234. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  3235. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  3236. <itunes:subtitle>reading spellcaster-psychic.co.uk,srob.co.uk</itunes:subtitle>
  3237. <itunes:duration>1:25:27</itunes:duration>
  3238. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/333/ep333.jpg</image>
  3239. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/333/ep333-600x600.jpg" />
  3240. </item>
  3241. <item>
  3242. <title>332: Why Don't The Females Understand Bitcoin?</title>
  3243. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/332</link>
  3244. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/332</guid>
  3245. <pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2020 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  3246. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_332.mp3" length="69000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  3247. <description>
  3248. Here's a simple concept: All of the material in this episode was sourced by searching BitcoinTalk for the word &quot;female&quot;.
  3249. This week, The F Plus (like women) really is a paths duck. </description>
  3250. <content:encoded>
  3251. <![CDATA[
  3252. <p>with:
  3253. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  3254. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  3255. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  3256. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  3257. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  3258. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  3259. </p>
  3260. <p>reading:
  3261. <code>bitcointalk.org</code>
  3262. </p>
  3263. <p>Content provided by <strong>Shame Boi</strong>.</p>
  3264. <p>Edited by <strong>Adam Bozarth</strong>.</p>
  3265. <p>Here's a simple concept: All of the material in this episode was sourced by searching BitcoinTalk for the word &quot;female&quot;.</p>
  3266. <p>This week, The F Plus (like women) really is a paths duck.</p>
  3267. <p>Music used:
  3268. <ol>
  3269. <li>The Flying Lizards - Money</li>
  3270. <li>Cardi B featuring Meg Thee Stallion with Ben Shapiro - WAP [iMarkkeyz Edit]</li>
  3271. </ol>
  3272. </p>
  3273. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Adam Bozarth</strong></p>
  3274. ]]>
  3275. </content:encoded>
  3276. <itunes:summary>Here's a simple concept: All of the material in this episode was sourced by searching BitcoinTalk for the word &quot;female&quot;.
  3277. This week, The F Plus (like women) really is a paths duck.</itunes:summary>
  3278. <itunes:episode>332</itunes:episode>
  3279. <itunes:title>Why Don't The Females Understand Bitcoin?</itunes:title>
  3280. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  3281. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  3282. <itunes:subtitle>reading bitcointalk.org</itunes:subtitle>
  3283. <itunes:duration>1:14:55</itunes:duration>
  3284. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/332/ep332.jpg</image>
  3285. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/332/ep332-600x600.jpg" />
  3286. </item>
  3287. <item>
  3288. <title>331: Everything But The Sex Stories</title>
  3289. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/331</link>
  3290. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/331</guid>
  3291. <pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2020 09:30:00 CST</pubDate>
  3292. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_331.mp3" length="66000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  3293. <description>
  3294. Since 2000, Sex Stories Dot Com has been trying to serve its titular goal: Providing the people willing to look at the website with stories of sexual activity. However, that's not all the site has. There's also essays, product reviews, self-help guides, jokes, and poetry. And that's the stuff we'll be looking at.
  3295. This week, The F Plus gives you something to listen to during your 15 minute jerk break. </description>
  3296. <content:encoded>
  3297. <![CDATA[
  3298. <p>with:
  3299. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  3300. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  3301. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  3302. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  3303. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lou-fernandez">Lou Fernandez</a>
  3304. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  3305. </p>
  3306. <p>reading:
  3307. <code>sexstories.com</code>
  3308. </p>
  3309. <p>Content provided by <strong>Seth "Slimy" Rollins</strong>.</p>
  3310. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  3311. <p>Since 2000, <strong>Sex Stories Dot Com</strong> has been trying to serve its titular goal: Providing the people willing to look at the website with stories of sexual activity. However, that's not all the site has. There's also essays, product reviews, self-help guides, jokes, and poetry. And <em>that's</em> the stuff we'll be looking at.</p>
  3312. <p>This week, The F Plus gives you something to listen to during your 15 minute jerk break.</p>
  3313. <p>Music used:
  3314. <ol>
  3315. <li>Adina Howard - Freak Like Me</li>
  3316. <li>Esther Abrami - No 10 A New Beginning</li>
  3317. <li>Smash Mouth - I'm A Believer (Karaoke)</li>
  3318. <li>CupcakKe - Lemon Pepper</li>
  3319. </ol>
  3320. </p>
  3321. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  3322. ]]>
  3323. </content:encoded>
  3324. <itunes:summary>Since 2000, Sex Stories Dot Com has been trying to serve its titular goal: Providing the people willing to look at the website with stories of sexual activity. However, that's not all the site has. There's also essays, product reviews, self-help guides, jokes, and poetry. And that's the stuff we'll be looking at.
  3325. This week, The F Plus gives you something to listen to during your 15 minute jerk break.</itunes:summary>
  3326. <itunes:episode>331</itunes:episode>
  3327. <itunes:title>Everything But The Sex Stories</itunes:title>
  3328. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  3329. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  3330. <itunes:subtitle>reading sexstories.com</itunes:subtitle>
  3331. <itunes:duration>1:22:23</itunes:duration>
  3332. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/331/ep331.jpg</image>
  3333. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/331/ep331-600x600.jpg" />
  3334. </item>
  3335. <item>
  3336. <title>330: The Rites of Price: Amazon Edition</title>
  3337. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/330</link>
  3338. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/330</guid>
  3339. <pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2020 14:30:00 CST</pubDate>
  3340. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_330.mp3" length="70000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  3341. <description>
  3342. User reviews on Amazon drive a lot of purchasing decisions, so let's have another look at the two most important categories: Cosplay accessories and erotic gay shapeshifter novels. And then when that's done, we're playing The Rites of Price.
  3343. This week, our dick plumped. </description>
  3344. <content:encoded>
  3345. <![CDATA[
  3346. <p>with:
  3347. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  3348. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  3349. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  3350. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  3351. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  3352. </p>
  3353. <p>reading:
  3354. <code>amazon.com</code>
  3355. </p>
  3356. <p>Content provided by <strong>Secret Gaygent 69</strong>.</p>
  3357. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  3358. <p>User reviews on Amazon drive a lot of purchasing decisions, so let's have another look at the two most important categories: Cosplay accessories and erotic gay shapeshifter novels. And then when that's done, we're playing The Rites of Price.</p>
  3359. <p>This week, our dick plumped.</p>
  3360. <p>Music used:
  3361. <ol>
  3362. <li>Hail Mary Mallon - Whales</li>
  3363. <li>lots and lots of Price is Right production music</li>
  3364. <li>Aegukka</li>
  3365. <li>Aldous Harding - The Barrel</li>
  3366. </ol>
  3367. </p>
  3368. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  3369. ]]>
  3370. </content:encoded>
  3371. <itunes:summary>User reviews on Amazon drive a lot of purchasing decisions, so let's have another look at the two most important categories: Cosplay accessories and erotic gay shapeshifter novels. And then when that's done, we're playing The Rites of Price.
  3372. This week, our dick plumped.</itunes:summary>
  3373. <itunes:episode>330</itunes:episode>
  3374. <itunes:title>The Rites of Price: Amazon Edition</itunes:title>
  3375. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  3376. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  3377. <itunes:subtitle>reading amazon.com</itunes:subtitle>
  3378. <itunes:duration>1:27:31</itunes:duration>
  3379. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/330/ep330.jpg</image>
  3380. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/330/ep330-600x600.jpg" />
  3381. </item>
  3382. <item>
  3383. <title>329: Mid Riff Movies</title>
  3384. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/329</link>
  3385. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/329</guid>
  3386. <pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2020 11:50:00 CST</pubDate>
  3387. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_329.mp3" length="77000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  3388. <description>
  3389. The forums may be gone, but the stupidity still abounds on the Internet Movie Database. Good reviews of garbage movies, bad reviews of good movies, and generally creepy undertones to everything. There's more blood, boobs, and beasts than a document from National Geography.
  3390. This week, The F Plus' pokery is undoubtedly jiggery. </description>
  3391. <content:encoded>
  3392. <![CDATA[
  3393. <p>with:
  3394. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  3395. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  3396. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  3397. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  3398. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  3399. </p>
  3400. <p>reading:
  3401. <code>imdb.com</code>
  3402. </p>
  3403. <p>Content provided by <strong>Alqemizzy</strong>.</p>
  3404. <p>Edited by <strong>Adam Bozarth</strong>.</p>
  3405. <p>The forums may be gone, but the stupidity still abounds on the Internet Movie Database. Good reviews of garbage movies, bad reviews of good movies, and generally creepy undertones to everything. There's more blood, boobs, and beasts than a document from National Geography.</p>
  3406. <p>This week, The F Plus' pokery is undoubtedly jiggery.</p>
  3407. <p>Music used:
  3408. <ol>
  3409. <li>Keith Mansfield - Funky Fanfare</li>
  3410. <li>Violent Femmes - Hollywood Is High</li>
  3411. </ol>
  3412. </p>
  3413. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Adam Bozarth</strong></p>
  3414. ]]>
  3415. </content:encoded>
  3416. <itunes:summary>The forums may be gone, but the stupidity still abounds on the Internet Movie Database. Good reviews of garbage movies, bad reviews of good movies, and generally creepy undertones to everything. There's more blood, boobs, and beasts than a document from National Geography.
  3417. This week, The F Plus' pokery is undoubtedly jiggery.</itunes:summary>
  3418. <itunes:episode>329</itunes:episode>
  3419. <itunes:title>Mid Riff Movies</itunes:title>
  3420. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  3421. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  3422. <itunes:subtitle>reading imdb.com</itunes:subtitle>
  3423. <itunes:duration>1:24:25</itunes:duration>
  3424. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/329/ep329.jpg</image>
  3425. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/329/ep329-600x600.jpg" />
  3426. </item>
  3427. <item>
  3428. <title>328: You Are Likely To Be Yiffed By A Grue</title>
  3429. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/328</link>
  3430. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/328</guid>
  3431. <pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2020 14:30:00 CST</pubDate>
  3432. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_328.mp3" length="67000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  3433. <description>
  3434. Fapp is a furry erotic tabletop roleplaying game. Now, credit where it's due, they own the domain balls dot horse, which is a fantastic name. However, as you're about to find out, everything they enjoy is profoundly disgusting.
  3435. This week, The F Plus requests a court-ordered explungement. </description>
  3436. <content:encoded>
  3437. <![CDATA[
  3438. <p>with:
  3439. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  3440. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  3441. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  3442. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  3443. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  3444. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  3445. </p>
  3446. <p>reading:
  3447. <code>Patreon.com</code>
  3448. <code>fapp.pbworks.com</code>
  3449. <code>balls.horse</code>
  3450. </p>
  3451. <p>Content provided by <strong>The Lesbiathan,Heavenator</strong>.</p>
  3452. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  3453. <p>Fapp is a furry erotic tabletop roleplaying game. Now, credit where it's due, they own the domain <strong>balls dot horse</strong>, which is a fantastic name. However, as you're about to find out, everything they enjoy is profoundly disgusting.</p>
  3454. <p>This week, The F Plus requests a court-ordered explungement.</p>
  3455. <p>Music used:
  3456. <ol>
  3457. <li>Viagara Boys - Down In The Basement</li>
  3458. <li>Reggie Watts - Fuck Shit Stack</li>
  3459. </ol>
  3460. </p>
  3461. ]]>
  3462. </content:encoded>
  3463. <itunes:summary>Fapp is a furry erotic tabletop roleplaying game. Now, credit where it's due, they own the domain balls dot horse, which is a fantastic name. However, as you're about to find out, everything they enjoy is profoundly disgusting.
  3464. This week, The F Plus requests a court-ordered explungement.</itunes:summary>
  3465. <itunes:episode>328</itunes:episode>
  3466. <itunes:title>You Are Likely To Be Yiffed By A Grue</itunes:title>
  3467. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  3468. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  3469. <itunes:subtitle>reading Patreon.com,fapp.pbworks.com,balls.horse</itunes:subtitle>
  3470. <itunes:duration>1:23:42</itunes:duration>
  3471. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/328/ep328.jpg</image>
  3472. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/328/ep328-600x600.jpg" />
  3473. </item>
  3474. <item>
  3475. <title>327: Hypothetically This Is An Episode</title>
  3476. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/327</link>
  3477. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/327</guid>
  3478. <pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2020 13:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  3479. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_327.mp3" length="37000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  3480. <description>
  3481. This time around, we're not just going to one subreddit, but five different subreddits, all of which are almost identical, and all of which ask the question &quot;What if my preposterous hypothetical was real, would you upvote me then?&quot; And also Satan really wants to watch you suck off ya boy.
  3482. This week, The F Plus is real, you family member? </description>
  3483. <content:encoded>
  3484. <![CDATA[
  3485. <p>with:
  3486. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  3487. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  3488. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  3489. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  3490. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  3491. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  3492. </p>
  3493. <p>reading:
  3494. <code>reddit.com</code>
  3495. </p>
  3496. <p>Content provided by <strong>Sovereign,Wrought</strong>.</p>
  3497. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  3498. <p>This time around, we're not just going to one subreddit, but <em>five</em> different subreddits, all of which are almost identical, and all of which ask the question &quot;What if my preposterous hypothetical was real, would you upvote me then?&quot; And also Satan really wants to watch you suck off ya boy.</p>
  3499. <p>This week, The F Plus is real, you family member?</p>
  3500. <p>Music used:
  3501. <ol>
  3502. <li>King Missle - What If</li>
  3503. <li>Moloko - Where Is The What If The What Is The Why</li>
  3504. </ol>
  3505. </p>
  3506. ]]>
  3507. </content:encoded>
  3508. <itunes:summary>This time around, we're not just going to one subreddit, but five different subreddits, all of which are almost identical, and all of which ask the question &quot;What if my preposterous hypothetical was real, would you upvote me then?&quot; And also Satan really wants to watch you suck off ya boy.
  3509. This week, The F Plus is real, you family member?</itunes:summary>
  3510. <itunes:episode>327</itunes:episode>
  3511. <itunes:title>Hypothetically This Is An Episode</itunes:title>
  3512. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  3513. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  3514. <itunes:subtitle>reading reddit.com</itunes:subtitle>
  3515. <itunes:duration>0:53:09</itunes:duration>
  3516. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/327/ep327.jpg</image>
  3517. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/327/ep327-600x600.jpg" />
  3518. </item>
  3519. <item>
  3520. <title>326: Carne Idiota</title>
  3521. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/326</link>
  3522. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/326</guid>
  3523. <pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2020 12:15:00 CST</pubDate>
  3524. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_326.mp3" length="000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  3525. <description>
  3526. The redditors at r/ZeroCarb have a particular diet they want to share with you, and here it is: Meat. Meat at the exclusion of literally everything else. Every other comestible on the planet contains toxins, so they've found perfect health. Also they're all getting hives and incontinence and a myriad of sexual, respiratory and sleep problems, but that's probably entirely unrelated.
  3527. This week, we don't mention Jordan Peterson too much, so that's nice. </description>
  3528. <content:encoded>
  3529. <![CDATA[
  3530. <p>with:
  3531. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  3532. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  3533. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  3534. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  3535. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  3536. </p>
  3537. <p>reading:
  3538. <code>reddit.com</code>
  3539. </p>
  3540. <p>Content provided by <strong>R.S. Benedict</strong>.</p>
  3541. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  3542. <p>The redditors at r/ZeroCarb have a particular diet they want to share with you, and here it is: <strong>Meat</strong>. Meat at the exclusion of literally everything else. Every other comestible on the planet contains toxins, so they've found perfect health. Also they're all getting hives and incontinence and a myriad of sexual, respiratory and sleep problems, but that's probably entirely unrelated. </p>
  3543. <p>This week, we don't mention Jordan Peterson too much, so <em>that's</em> nice.</p>
  3544. <p>Music used:
  3545. <ol>
  3546. <li>FEAR - Waiting for the Meat</li>
  3547. <li>Reverend Horton Heat - Eat Steak</li>
  3548. </ol>
  3549. </p>
  3550. ]]>
  3551. </content:encoded>
  3552. <itunes:summary>The redditors at r/ZeroCarb have a particular diet they want to share with you, and here it is: Meat. Meat at the exclusion of literally everything else. Every other comestible on the planet contains toxins, so they've found perfect health. Also they're all getting hives and incontinence and a myriad of sexual, respiratory and sleep problems, but that's probably entirely unrelated.
  3553. This week, we don't mention Jordan Peterson too much, so that's nice.</itunes:summary>
  3554. <itunes:episode>326</itunes:episode>
  3555. <itunes:title>Carne Idiota</itunes:title>
  3556. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  3557. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  3558. <itunes:subtitle>reading reddit.com</itunes:subtitle>
  3559. <itunes:duration>1:09:16</itunes:duration>
  3560. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/326/ep326.jpg</image>
  3561. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/326/ep326-600x600.jpg" />
  3562. </item>
  3563. <item>
  3564. <title>325: Butter Business Bureau</title>
  3565. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/325</link>
  3566. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/325</guid>
  3567. <pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2020 11:20:00 CST</pubDate>
  3568. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_325.mp3" length="82000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  3569. <description>
  3570. The folks over at Bulletproof tried selling coffee with butter in it. And not only did that plan work, but their customers were willing to pay a premium for the experience. So with that lesson learned they expanded the product line: Protein bars, tinctures, vibrating platforms, books, computers with pre-installed software. These are products designed to reverse the aging process. And if that sales pitch sounds compelling to you, please give me your credit card information.
  3571. This week, The F Plus puts the coconut in the fire to relieve this bellyache. </description>
  3572. <content:encoded>
  3573. <![CDATA[
  3574. <p>with:
  3575. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  3576. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  3577. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  3578. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  3579. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  3580. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  3581. </p>
  3582. <p>reading:
  3583. <code>bulletproof.com</code>
  3584. </p>
  3585. <p>Content provided by <strong>A Meat</strong>.</p>
  3586. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  3587. <p>The folks over at <strong>Bulletproof</strong> tried selling coffee with butter in it. And not only did that plan work, but their customers were willing to pay a premium for the experience. So with that lesson learned they expanded the product line: Protein bars, tinctures, vibrating platforms, books, computers with pre-installed software. These are products designed to<em> reverse the aging process</em>. And if that sales pitch sounds compelling to you, please give me your credit card information.</p>
  3588. <p>This week, The F Plus puts the coconut in the fire to relieve this bellyache.</p>
  3589. <p>Music used:
  3590. <ol>
  3591. <li>La Roux - Bulletproof</li>
  3592. <li>Modest Mussorgsky - Night On Bald Mountain</li>
  3593. <li>The Floozies - Like Butter</li>
  3594. </ol>
  3595. </p>
  3596. ]]>
  3597. </content:encoded>
  3598. <itunes:summary>The folks over at Bulletproof tried selling coffee with butter in it. And not only did that plan work, but their customers were willing to pay a premium for the experience. So with that lesson learned they expanded the product line: Protein bars, tinctures, vibrating platforms, books, computers with pre-installed software. These are products designed to reverse the aging process. And if that sales pitch sounds compelling to you, please give me your credit card information.
  3599. This week, The F Plus puts the coconut in the fire to relieve this bellyache.</itunes:summary>
  3600. <itunes:episode>325</itunes:episode>
  3601. <itunes:title>Butter Business Bureau</itunes:title>
  3602. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  3603. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  3604. <itunes:subtitle>reading bulletproof.com</itunes:subtitle>
  3605. <itunes:duration>1:39:38</itunes:duration>
  3606. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/325/ep325.jpg</image>
  3607. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/325/ep325-600x600.jpg" />
  3608. </item>
  3609. <item>
  3610. <title>324: I'm Not Touching You</title>
  3611. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/324</link>
  3612. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/324</guid>
  3613. <pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2020 20:30:00 CST</pubDate>
  3614. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_324.mp3" length="65000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  3615. <description>
  3616. The Psi Wiki is an encylcopedia devoted to the art of pisonics, which takes great pains to make sure that all the information is completely accurate. So with that said, let's learn how to time travel.
  3617. This week, Venmo @TheFPlus and we'll tell you what your Radionic Box does. </description>
  3618. <content:encoded>
  3619. <![CDATA[
  3620. <p>with:
  3621. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  3622. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  3623. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  3624. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  3625. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/sanguinary-novel">Sanguinary Novel</a>
  3626. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  3627. </p>
  3628. <p>reading:
  3629. <code>fandom.com</code>
  3630. </p>
  3631. <p>Content provided by <strong>Spooks</strong>.</p>
  3632. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  3633. <p>The Psi Wiki is an encylcopedia devoted to the art of pisonics, which takes great pains to make sure that all the information is completely accurate. So with that said, let's learn how to time travel.</p>
  3634. <p>This week, Venmo @TheFPlus and we'll tell you what your Radionic Box does.</p>
  3635. <p>Music used:
  3636. <ol>
  3637. <li>Self - Miracleworker</li>
  3638. <li>Valium & The Tripmunks - You Keep Me Hangin' On</li>
  3639. </ol>
  3640. </p>
  3641. ]]>
  3642. </content:encoded>
  3643. <itunes:summary>The Psi Wiki is an encylcopedia devoted to the art of pisonics, which takes great pains to make sure that all the information is completely accurate. So with that said, let's learn how to time travel.
  3644. This week, Venmo @TheFPlus and we'll tell you what your Radionic Box does.</itunes:summary>
  3645. <itunes:episode>324</itunes:episode>
  3646. <itunes:title>I'm Not Touching You</itunes:title>
  3647. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  3648. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  3649. <itunes:subtitle>reading fandom.com</itunes:subtitle>
  3650. <itunes:duration>1:21:17</itunes:duration>
  3651. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/324/ep324.jpg</image>
  3652. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/324/ep324-600x600.jpg" />
  3653. </item>
  3654. <item>
  3655. <title>323: Do The Dishes, Charles</title>
  3656. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/323</link>
  3657. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/323</guid>
  3658. <pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2020 14:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  3659. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_323.mp3" length="58000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  3660. <description>
  3661. The Redditors on r/BadRoommates are frustrated by their roommates. Why? Well, they'd like to tell you, but that would require a familiarization with the English language far greater than any of them are capable. But the roommates have been warned!
  3662. This week, The F Plus has a Sour Daddy. </description>
  3663. <content:encoded>
  3664. <![CDATA[
  3665. <p>with:
  3666. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  3667. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  3668. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  3669. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/squiddy">Squiddy</a>
  3670. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  3671. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  3672. </p>
  3673. <p>reading:
  3674. <code>reddit.com</code>
  3675. </p>
  3676. <p>Content provided by <strong>Mix</strong>.</p>
  3677. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  3678. <p>The Redditors on <strong>r/BadRoommates</strong> are frustrated by their roommates. Why? Well, they'd like to tell you, but that would require a familiarization with the English language far greater than any of them are capable. But the roommates have been warned!</p>
  3679. <p>This week, The F Plus has a Sour Daddy.</p>
  3680. <p>Music used:
  3681. <ol>
  3682. <li>Possum Dixon - Emergency's About To End</li>
  3683. <li>Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper - Ain't Gonna Wash Dishes No More</li>
  3684. </ol>
  3685. </p>
  3686. ]]>
  3687. </content:encoded>
  3688. <itunes:summary>The Redditors on r/BadRoommates are frustrated by their roommates. Why? Well, they'd like to tell you, but that would require a familiarization with the English language far greater than any of them are capable. But the roommates have been warned!
  3689. This week, The F Plus has a Sour Daddy.</itunes:summary>
  3690. <itunes:episode>323</itunes:episode>
  3691. <itunes:title>Do The Dishes, Charles</itunes:title>
  3692. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  3693. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  3694. <itunes:subtitle>reading reddit.com</itunes:subtitle>
  3695. <itunes:duration>1:12:15</itunes:duration>
  3696. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/323/ep323b.jpg</image>
  3697. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/323/ep323b-600x600.jpg" />
  3698. </item>
  3699. <item>
  3700. <title>322: The F Plus Praises!</title>
  3701. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/322</link>
  3702. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/322</guid>
  3703. <pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2020 10:30:00 CST</pubDate>
  3704. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_322.mp3" length="69000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  3705. <description>
  3706. Sourced from all over the internet, we're singing songs of praise and worship (25 of them to be exact) and we expect you to feel our love deep inside you, except not in a sex way this time.
  3707. This week, The F Plus begins The Upward Spiral. </description>
  3708. <content:encoded>
  3709. <![CDATA[
  3710. <p>with:
  3711. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  3712. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  3713. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  3714. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  3715. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jw-friedman">JW Friedman</a>
  3716. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  3717. </p>
  3718. <p>reading:
  3719. <code>answers.yahoo.com</code>
  3720. </p>
  3721. <p>Content provided by <strong>SinBucket</strong>.</p>
  3722. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  3723. <p>Sourced from all over the internet, we're singing songs of praise and worship (25 of them to be exact) and we expect you to feel our love deep inside you, except not in a sex way this time.</p>
  3724. <p>This week, The F Plus begins The Upward Spiral.</p>
  3725. <p>Music used:
  3726. <ol>
  3727. <li>Portugal. The Man - Modern Jesus</li>
  3728. <li>Marilyn Manson - The Fight Song</li>
  3729. <li>Stryper - To Hell With The Devil</li>
  3730. <li>Zekka - Kill A Rainbow</li>
  3731. </ol>
  3732. </p>
  3733. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  3734. ]]>
  3735. </content:encoded>
  3736. <itunes:summary>Sourced from all over the internet, we're singing songs of praise and worship (25 of them to be exact) and we expect you to feel our love deep inside you, except not in a sex way this time.
  3737. This week, The F Plus begins The Upward Spiral.</itunes:summary>
  3738. <itunes:episode>322</itunes:episode>
  3739. <itunes:title>The F Plus Praises!</itunes:title>
  3740. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  3741. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  3742. <itunes:subtitle>reading answers.yahoo.com</itunes:subtitle>
  3743. <itunes:duration>1:24:29</itunes:duration>
  3744. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/322/ep322.jpg</image>
  3745. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/322/ep322-600x600.jpg" />
  3746. </item>
  3747. <item>
  3748. <title>321: Clips 4 Bake Sale</title>
  3749. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/321</link>
  3750. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/321</guid>
  3751. <pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2020 11:27:00 CST</pubDate>
  3752. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_321.mp3" length="59000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  3753. <description>
  3754. Hey, this is a gross one!  We started reading a Clips 4 Sale document, and then very quickly realized was all about food. We've got recipes, we've got cooking tips, we've got women upside down with their head in a laundry basket, really - all your staples. It's very disgusting,  but also fun. And Jimmyfranks bought a whistle.
  3755. This week, The F Plus can't seem to sell any of this Cookie Puss! </description>
  3756. <content:encoded>
  3757. <![CDATA[
  3758. <p>with:
  3759. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  3760. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  3761. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  3762. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  3763. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  3764. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  3765. </p>
  3766. <p>reading:
  3767. <code>clips4sale.com</code>
  3768. </p>
  3769. <p>Content provided by <strong>Mix</strong>.</p>
  3770. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  3771. <p><strong>Hey, this is a gross one! </strong> We started reading a Clips 4 Sale document, and then very quickly realized was all about food. We've got recipes, we've got cooking tips, we've got women upside down with their head in a laundry basket, really - all your staples. It's <em>very</em> disgusting,  but also fun. And Jimmyfranks bought a whistle.</p>
  3772. <p>This week, The F Plus can't seem to sell <em>any</em> of this Cookie Puss!</p>
  3773. <p>Music used:
  3774. <ol>
  3775. <li>Lil Debbie - Bake A Cake</li>
  3776. <li>The Avalanches ft. Biz Markie & Jean-Michel Bernard - The Noisy Eater</li>
  3777. </ol>
  3778. </p>
  3779. ]]>
  3780. </content:encoded>
  3781. <itunes:summary>Hey, this is a gross one!  We started reading a Clips 4 Sale document, and then very quickly realized was all about food. We've got recipes, we've got cooking tips, we've got women upside down with their head in a laundry basket, really - all your staples. It's very disgusting,  but also fun. And Jimmyfranks bought a whistle.
  3782. This week, The F Plus can't seem to sell any of this Cookie Puss!</itunes:summary>
  3783. <itunes:episode>321</itunes:episode>
  3784. <itunes:title>Clips 4 Bake Sale</itunes:title>
  3785. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  3786. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  3787. <itunes:subtitle>reading clips4sale.com</itunes:subtitle>
  3788. <itunes:duration>1:25:37</itunes:duration>
  3789. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/321/ep321.jpg</image>
  3790. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/321/ep321-600x600.jpg" />
  3791. </item>
  3792. <item>
  3793. <title>320: BBB BBB BBB Bind.</title>
  3794. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/320</link>
  3795. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/320</guid>
  3796. <pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2020 14:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  3797. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_320.mp3" length="63000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  3798. <description>
  3799. The uncredited former owner of ChemtrailsAreDemonic.org has a very straightforward message to explain to you, but if you think the URL will explain it all, you're going to be surprised on pretty much every turn here.
  3800. This week, The F Plus gets super efficient at releasing our sperm whales.
  3801. SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM PORTAXX: Hi! Shortly after recording this episode, I made the mistake of going outside and was sprayed by demonic chemtrails. When I came to, I realized I painted this adorable demonplane while in a possessed frenzy. </description>
  3802. <content:encoded>
  3803. <![CDATA[
  3804. <p>with:
  3805. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  3806. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  3807. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  3808. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  3809. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  3810. </p>
  3811. <p>reading:
  3812. <code>ChemtrailsAreDemonic.org</code>
  3813. </p>
  3814. <p>Content provided by <strong>JOA</strong>.</p>
  3815. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  3816. <p>The uncredited former owner of ChemtrailsAreDemonic.org has a very straightforward message to explain to you, but if you think the URL will explain it all, you're going to be surprised on pretty much every turn here.</p>
  3817. <p>This week, The F Plus gets super efficient at releasing our sperm whales.</p>
  3818. <p><strong>SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM PORTAXX</strong>: Hi! Shortly after recording this episode, I made the mistake of going outside and was sprayed by demonic chemtrails. When I came to, I realized I painted <a href="https://thefpl.us/merch/portaxx-paints">this adorable demonplane</a> while in a possessed frenzy.</p>
  3819. <p>Music used:
  3820. <ol>
  3821. <li>Slayer vs Katrina & The Waves - Chemical Warfare (Don't It Feel Good) [by Bill McClintock]</li>
  3822. <li>Milli Vanilli - Baby Don't Forget My Number</li>
  3823. </ol>
  3824. </p>
  3825. ]]>
  3826. </content:encoded>
  3827. <itunes:summary>The uncredited former owner of ChemtrailsAreDemonic.org has a very straightforward message to explain to you, but if you think the URL will explain it all, you're going to be surprised on pretty much every turn here.
  3828. This week, The F Plus gets super efficient at releasing our sperm whales.
  3829. SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM PORTAXX: Hi! Shortly after recording this episode, I made the mistake of going outside and was sprayed by demonic chemtrails. When I came to, I realized I painted this adorable demonplane while in a possessed frenzy.</itunes:summary>
  3830. <itunes:episode>320</itunes:episode>
  3831. <itunes:title>BBB BBB BBB Bind.</itunes:title>
  3832. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  3833. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  3834. <itunes:subtitle>reading ChemtrailsAreDemonic.org</itunes:subtitle>
  3835. <itunes:duration>1:16:47</itunes:duration>
  3836. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/320/bbbind.gif</image>
  3837. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/320/bbbind-600x600.gif" />
  3838. </item>
  3839. <item>
  3840. <title>319: The Alkaline Trip</title>
  3841. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/319</link>
  3842. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/319</guid>
  3843. <pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2020 11:30:00 CST</pubDate>
  3844. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_319.mp3" length="67000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  3845. <description>
  3846. Alfredo Bowman (aka Dr. Sebi) made an interesting discovery about germ theory: Namely, that there is only one germ, which causes a disease called &quot;disease&quot;, which causes mucus, which in turn causes disease. And germs. Also beets cause perpetual motion. It's all very sensible, so please buy this £40 tea.
  3847. This week, The F Plus is giving up the moisture. </description>
  3848. <content:encoded>
  3849. <![CDATA[
  3850. <p>with:
  3851. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  3852. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  3853. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  3854. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  3855. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  3856. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/the-intern">The Intern</a>
  3857. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  3858. </p>
  3859. <p>reading:
  3860. <code>eattolivenottodie.com</code>
  3861. </p>
  3862. <p>Content provided by <strong>Tipsy Almond</strong>.</p>
  3863. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  3864. <p>Alfredo Bowman (aka Dr. Sebi) made an interesting discovery about germ theory: Namely, that there is only one germ, which causes a disease called &quot;disease&quot;, which causes mucus, which in turn causes disease. And germs. Also beets cause perpetual motion. It's all very sensible, so please buy this £40 tea.</p>
  3865. <p>This week, The F Plus is giving up the moisture.</p>
  3866. <p>Music used:
  3867. <ol>
  3868. <li>The Dead Milkmen - Bleach Boys</li>
  3869. <li>Against Me! - Piss and Vinegar</li>
  3870. </ol>
  3871. </p>
  3872. ]]>
  3873. </content:encoded>
  3874. <itunes:summary>Alfredo Bowman (aka Dr. Sebi) made an interesting discovery about germ theory: Namely, that there is only one germ, which causes a disease called &quot;disease&quot;, which causes mucus, which in turn causes disease. And germs. Also beets cause perpetual motion. It's all very sensible, so please buy this £40 tea.
  3875. This week, The F Plus is giving up the moisture.</itunes:summary>
  3876. <itunes:episode>319</itunes:episode>
  3877. <itunes:title>The Alkaline Trip</itunes:title>
  3878. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  3879. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  3880. <itunes:subtitle>reading eattolivenottodie.com</itunes:subtitle>
  3881. <itunes:duration>1:23:14</itunes:duration>
  3882. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/319/ep319.jpg</image>
  3883. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/319/ep319-600x600.jpg" />
  3884. </item>
  3885. <item>
  3886. <title>live8a: wikiHow The Game Show | F Plus Live 8 | Heat 1</title>
  3887. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/live8a</link>
  3888. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/live8a</guid>
  3889. <pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2020 12:06:00 CST</pubDate>
  3890. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_live_8a.mp3" length="35000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  3891. <description>
  3892. On January 18th of 2020, The F Plus came to Portland in order to do something very stupid indeed. Sixteen players would come up to the stage, one by one, and read randomly selected content they have never seen before, in order to prove who is the motherfucking best.
  3893.  
  3894. Achilles' Heelies - From Nightmares &amp; Rockets (an Elon Musk fanfic) by Tesla Pike
  3895. Frank West - How To Shave Your Genitals (Male)
  3896. Boots Raingear - How To Get Over Your Fear Of Slenderman
  3897. Victor Laszlo - How To Ignore Your Husband
  3898.  
  3899.  
  3900.  
  3901. I'm sorry, Dad.
  3902. Heat 2 | Heat 3 | Heat 4 | Final Heat </description>
  3903. <content:encoded>
  3904. <![CDATA[
  3905. <p>with:
  3906. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  3907. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  3908. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  3909. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  3910. </p>
  3911. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  3912. <p>On January 18th of 2020, The F Plus came to Portland in order to do something very stupid indeed. Sixteen players would come up to the stage, one by one, and read randomly selected content they have never seen before, in order to prove who is the motherfucking best.</p>
  3913. <ul>
  3914. <li>Achilles' Heelies - From Nightmares &amp; Rockets (an Elon Musk fanfic) by Tesla Pike</li>
  3915. <li>Frank West - How To Shave Your Genitals (Male)</li>
  3916. <li>Boots Raingear - How To Get Over Your Fear Of Slenderman</li>
  3917. <li>Victor Laszlo - How To Ignore Your Husband</li>
  3918. </ul>
  3919. <figure class="video"><iframe src="//youtube.com/embed/h6KdmjvOaog" frameborder="0" webkitallowfullscreen="true" mozallowfullscreen="true" allowfullscreen="true"></iframe></figure>
  3920. <p><br /><br />
  3921. I'm sorry, Dad.</p>
  3922. <p><a href="https://thefpl.us/episode/live8b/">Heat 2</a> | <a href="https://thefpl.us/episode/live8c/">Heat 3</a> | <a href="https://thefpl.us/episode/live8d/">Heat 4</a> | <a href="https://thefpl.us/episode/live8e/">Final Heat</a></p>
  3923. <p>Music used:
  3924. <ol>
  3925. <li>Boots Raingear - wikiHow The Game Show Theme</li>
  3926. <li>Boots Raingear wikiHow The Game Show Vote Music</li>
  3927. </ol>
  3928. </p>
  3929. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Adam Bozarth</strong></p>
  3930. ]]>
  3931. </content:encoded>
  3932. <itunes:summary>On January 18th of 2020, The F Plus came to Portland in order to do something very stupid indeed. Sixteen players would come up to the stage, one by one, and read randomly selected content they have never seen before, in order to prove who is the motherfucking best.
  3933.  
  3934. Achilles' Heelies - From Nightmares &amp; Rockets (an Elon Musk fanfic) by Tesla Pike
  3935. Frank West - How To Shave Your Genitals (Male)
  3936. Boots Raingear - How To Get Over Your Fear Of Slenderman
  3937. Victor Laszlo - How To Ignore Your Husband
  3938.  
  3939.  
  3940.  
  3941. I'm sorry, Dad.
  3942. Heat 2 | Heat 3 | Heat 4 | Final Heat</itunes:summary>
  3943. <itunes:episode>live8a</itunes:episode>
  3944. <itunes:title>wikiHow The Game Show | F Plus Live 8 | Heat 1</itunes:title>
  3945. <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
  3946. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  3947. <itunes:subtitle>On January 18th of 2020, The F Plus came to Portland in order to do something very stupid indeed.…</itunes:subtitle>
  3948. <itunes:duration>0:50:55</itunes:duration>
  3949. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/live8a/live8a.jpg</image>
  3950. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/live8a/live8a-600x600.jpg" />
  3951. </item>
  3952. <item>
  3953. <title>live8b: wikiHow The Game Show | F Plus Live 8 | Heat 2</title>
  3954. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/live8b</link>
  3955. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/live8b</guid>
  3956. <pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2020 12:05:00 CST</pubDate>
  3957. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_live_8b.mp3" length="31000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  3958. <description>
  3959. King Lou Fernandez - How to Survive a Freestyle Rap Battle
  3960. Jack Chick - How to Become Pope
  3961. Lemon - How to Report Illegal Immigrants
  3962. Kumquatxop - B.A.B.E.S. (Bay Area Bug Eating Society)
  3963.  
  3964.  
  3965.  
  3966. Don't walk on the table, Jack.
  3967. Heat 1 | Heat 3 | Heat 4 | Final Heat </description>
  3968. <content:encoded>
  3969. <![CDATA[
  3970. <p>with:
  3971. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lou-fernandez">Lou Fernandez</a>
  3972. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  3973. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  3974. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  3975. </p>
  3976. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  3977. <ul>
  3978. <li>King Lou Fernandez - How to Survive a Freestyle Rap Battle</li>
  3979. <li>Jack Chick - How to Become Pope</li>
  3980. <li>Lemon - How to Report Illegal Immigrants</li>
  3981. <li>Kumquatxop - B.A.B.E.S. (Bay Area Bug Eating Society)</li>
  3982. </ul>
  3983. <figure class="video"><iframe src="//youtube.com/embed/eRYAgPUf1Cs" frameborder="0" webkitallowfullscreen="true" mozallowfullscreen="true" allowfullscreen="true"></iframe></figure>
  3984. <p><br /><br />
  3985. Don't walk on the table, Jack.</p>
  3986. <p><a href="https://thefpl.us/episode/live8a/">Heat 1</a> | <a href="https://thefpl.us/episode/live8c/">Heat 3</a> | <a href="https://thefpl.us/episode/live8d/">Heat 4</a> | <a href="https://thefpl.us/episode/live8e/">Final Heat</a></p>
  3987. <p>Music used:
  3988. <ol>
  3989. <li>Boots Raingear - wikiHow The Game Show Vote Music</li>
  3990. </ol>
  3991. </p>
  3992. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Adam Bozarth</strong></p>
  3993. ]]>
  3994. </content:encoded>
  3995. <itunes:summary>
  3996. King Lou Fernandez - How to Survive a Freestyle Rap Battle
  3997. Jack Chick - How to Become Pope
  3998. Lemon - How to Report Illegal Immigrants
  3999. Kumquatxop - B.A.B.E.S. (Bay Area Bug Eating Society)
  4000.  
  4001.  
  4002.  
  4003. Don't walk on the table, Jack.
  4004. Heat 1 | Heat 3 | Heat 4 | Final Heat</itunes:summary>
  4005. <itunes:episode>live8b</itunes:episode>
  4006. <itunes:title>wikiHow The Game Show | F Plus Live 8 | Heat 2</itunes:title>
  4007. <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
  4008. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  4009. <itunes:subtitle>King Lou Fernandez - How to Survive a Freestyle Rap Battle Jack Chick - How to Become Pope Lemon -…</itunes:subtitle>
  4010. <itunes:duration>0:43:17</itunes:duration>
  4011. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/live8b/live8b.jpg</image>
  4012. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/live8b/live8b-600x600.jpg" />
  4013. </item>
  4014. <item>
  4015. <title>live8c: wikiHow The Game Show | F Plus Live 8 | Heat 3</title>
  4016. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/live8c</link>
  4017. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/live8c</guid>
  4018. <pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2020 12:04:00 CST</pubDate>
  4019. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_live_8c.mp3" length="32000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  4020. <description>
  4021. Nutshell Gulag - How to Get Rid of Demons
  4022. Adam Bozarth - How to Turn the Super Bowl into Super Sex!
  4023. K. Thor Jensen - How to Pretend to Have Ice Powers (for Girls)
  4024. Shell Game - How to Escape a Minefield
  4025.  
  4026.  
  4027.  
  4028. K. Thor drank his own piss.
  4029. Heat 1 | Heat 2 | Heat 4 | Final Heat </description>
  4030. <content:encoded>
  4031. <![CDATA[
  4032. <p>with:
  4033. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  4034. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  4035. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/k-thor-jensen">K Thor Jensen</a>
  4036. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/shell-game">Shell Game</a>
  4037. </p>
  4038. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  4039. <ul>
  4040. <li>Nutshell Gulag - How to Get Rid of Demons</li>
  4041. <li>Adam Bozarth - How to Turn the Super Bowl into Super Sex!</li>
  4042. <li>K. Thor Jensen - How to Pretend to Have Ice Powers (for Girls)</li>
  4043. <li>Shell Game - How to Escape a Minefield</li>
  4044. </ul>
  4045. <figure class="video"><iframe src="//youtube.com/embed/q7F0rki2Xss" frameborder="0" webkitallowfullscreen="true" mozallowfullscreen="true" allowfullscreen="true"></iframe></figure>
  4046. <p><br /><br />
  4047. K. Thor drank his own piss.</p>
  4048. <p><a href="https://thefpl.us/episode/live8a/">Heat 1</a> | <a href="https://thefpl.us/episode/live8b/">Heat 2</a> | <a href="https://thefpl.us/episode/live8d/">Heat 4</a> | <a href="https://thefpl.us/episode/live8e/">Final Heat</a></p>
  4049. <p>Music used:
  4050. <ol>
  4051. <li>Boots Raingear - wikiHow The Game Show Vote Music</li>
  4052. </ol>
  4053. </p>
  4054. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Adam Bozarth</strong></p>
  4055. ]]>
  4056. </content:encoded>
  4057. <itunes:summary>
  4058. Nutshell Gulag - How to Get Rid of Demons
  4059. Adam Bozarth - How to Turn the Super Bowl into Super Sex!
  4060. K. Thor Jensen - How to Pretend to Have Ice Powers (for Girls)
  4061. Shell Game - How to Escape a Minefield
  4062.  
  4063.  
  4064.  
  4065. K. Thor drank his own piss.
  4066. Heat 1 | Heat 2 | Heat 4 | Final Heat</itunes:summary>
  4067. <itunes:episode>live8c</itunes:episode>
  4068. <itunes:title>wikiHow The Game Show | F Plus Live 8 | Heat 3</itunes:title>
  4069. <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
  4070. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  4071. <itunes:subtitle>Nutshell Gulag - How to Get Rid of Demons Adam Bozarth - How to Turn the Super Bowl into Super Sex!…</itunes:subtitle>
  4072. <itunes:duration>0:45:52</itunes:duration>
  4073. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/live8c/live8c.jpg</image>
  4074. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/live8c/live8c-600x600.jpg" />
  4075. </item>
  4076. <item>
  4077. <title>live8d: wikiHow The Game Show | F Plus Live 8 | Heat 4</title>
  4078. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/live8d</link>
  4079. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/live8d</guid>
  4080. <pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2020 12:02:00 CST</pubDate>
  4081. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_live_8d.mp3" length="31000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  4082. <description>
  4083. bumpgrrl - r/creepybossta
  4084. Jimmyfranks - How to Fake Your Own Death
  4085. Bunnybread - How to Throw a LEGO-themed Party (for Adults)
  4086. STOG - How to Vomit While Driving
  4087.  
  4088.  
  4089.  
  4090. Hands above the waist, Bunnybread.
  4091. Heat 1 | Heat 2 | Heat 3 | Final Heat </description>
  4092. <content:encoded>
  4093. <![CDATA[
  4094. <p>with:
  4095. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bumpgrrl">bumpgrrl</a>
  4096. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  4097. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  4098. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  4099. </p>
  4100. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  4101. <ul>
  4102. <li>bumpgrrl - r/creepybossta</li>
  4103. <li>Jimmyfranks - How to Fake Your Own Death</li>
  4104. <li>Bunnybread - How to Throw a LEGO-themed Party (for Adults)</li>
  4105. <li>STOG - How to Vomit While Driving</li>
  4106. </ul>
  4107. <figure class="video"><iframe src="//youtube.com/embed/1ogIFPMUeYo" frameborder="0" webkitallowfullscreen="true" mozallowfullscreen="true" allowfullscreen="true"></iframe></figure>
  4108. <p><br /><br />
  4109. Hands above the waist, Bunnybread.</p>
  4110. <p><a href="https://thefpl.us/episode/live8a/">Heat 1</a> | <a href="https://thefpl.us/episode/live8b/">Heat 2</a> | <a href="https://thefpl.us/episode/live8c/">Heat 3</a> | <a href="https://thefpl.us/episode/live8e/">Final Heat</a></p>
  4111. <p>Music used:
  4112. <ol>
  4113. <li>Boots Raingear - wikiHow The Game Show Vote Music</li>
  4114. </ol>
  4115. </p>
  4116. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Adam Bozarth</strong></p>
  4117. ]]>
  4118. </content:encoded>
  4119. <itunes:summary>
  4120. bumpgrrl - r/creepybossta
  4121. Jimmyfranks - How to Fake Your Own Death
  4122. Bunnybread - How to Throw a LEGO-themed Party (for Adults)
  4123. STOG - How to Vomit While Driving
  4124.  
  4125.  
  4126.  
  4127. Hands above the waist, Bunnybread.
  4128. Heat 1 | Heat 2 | Heat 3 | Final Heat</itunes:summary>
  4129. <itunes:episode>live8d</itunes:episode>
  4130. <itunes:title>wikiHow The Game Show | F Plus Live 8 | Heat 4</itunes:title>
  4131. <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
  4132. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  4133. <itunes:subtitle>bumpgrrl - r/creepybossta Jimmyfranks - How to Fake Your Own Death Bunnybread - How to Throw a…</itunes:subtitle>
  4134. <itunes:duration>0:44:46</itunes:duration>
  4135. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/live8d/live8d.jpg</image>
  4136. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/live8d/live8d-600x600.jpg" />
  4137. </item>
  4138. <item>
  4139. <title>live8e: wikiHow The Game Show | F Plus Live 8 | Final Heat</title>
  4140. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/live8e</link>
  4141. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/live8e</guid>
  4142. <pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2020 12:01:00 CST</pubDate>
  4143. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_live_8e.mp3" length="25000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  4144. <description>
  4145. Achilles Heelies - Daniel Songer's Comedy Act #191
  4146. Kumquatxop - How to Win a Swordfight
  4147. Shell Game - How to Live in a Dungeon
  4148. Jimmyfranks - How to Cook Lasagna in the Dishwasher
  4149.  
  4150. That's the end. Now that you're at the end, you should probably go to motherfucking.best and vote for your favorite readings.
  4151.  
  4152.  
  4153. Heat 1 | Heat 2 | Heat 3 | Heat 4 </description>
  4154. <content:encoded>
  4155. <![CDATA[
  4156. <p>with:
  4157. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  4158. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  4159. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/shell-game">Shell Game</a>
  4160. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  4161. </p>
  4162. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  4163. <ul>
  4164. <li>Achilles Heelies - Daniel Songer's Comedy Act #191</li>
  4165. <li>Kumquatxop - How to Win a Swordfight</li>
  4166. <li>Shell Game - How to Live in a Dungeon</li>
  4167. <li>Jimmyfranks - How to Cook Lasagna in the Dishwasher</li>
  4168. </ul>
  4169. <p>That's the end. Now that you're at the end, you should probably go to <a href="https://motherfucking.best">motherfucking.best</a> and vote for your favorite readings.</p>
  4170. <figure class="video"><iframe src="//youtube.com/embed/-SngP8ssn28" frameborder="0" webkitallowfullscreen="true" mozallowfullscreen="true" allowfullscreen="true"></iframe></figure>
  4171. <p><br /><br />
  4172. <a href="https://thefpl.us/episode/live8a/">Heat 1</a> | <a href="https://thefpl.us/episode/live8b/">Heat 2</a> | <a href="https://thefpl.us/episode/live8c/">Heat 3</a> | <a href="https://thefpl.us/episode/live8d/">Heat 4</a></p>
  4173. <p>Music used:
  4174. <ol>
  4175. <li>Lizzo - Boys</li>
  4176. <li>Boots Raingear - wikiHow The Game Show Vote Music</li>
  4177. </ol>
  4178. </p>
  4179. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Adam Bozarth</strong></p>
  4180. ]]>
  4181. </content:encoded>
  4182. <itunes:summary>
  4183. Achilles Heelies - Daniel Songer's Comedy Act #191
  4184. Kumquatxop - How to Win a Swordfight
  4185. Shell Game - How to Live in a Dungeon
  4186. Jimmyfranks - How to Cook Lasagna in the Dishwasher
  4187.  
  4188. That's the end. Now that you're at the end, you should probably go to motherfucking.best and vote for your favorite readings.
  4189.  
  4190.  
  4191. Heat 1 | Heat 2 | Heat 3 | Heat 4</itunes:summary>
  4192. <itunes:episode>live8e</itunes:episode>
  4193. <itunes:title>wikiHow The Game Show | F Plus Live 8 | Final Heat</itunes:title>
  4194. <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
  4195. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  4196. <itunes:subtitle>Achilles Heelies - Daniel Songer's Comedy Act #191 Kumquatxop - How to Win a Swordfight Shell Game…</itunes:subtitle>
  4197. <itunes:duration>0:36:33</itunes:duration>
  4198. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/live8e/live8e.jpg</image>
  4199. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/live8e/live8e-600x600.jpg" />
  4200. </item>
  4201. <item>
  4202. <title>318: Wookiee Ookiee Ookiee</title>
  4203. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/318</link>
  4204. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/318</guid>
  4205. <pubDate>Tue, 11 Feb 2020 11:30:00 CST</pubDate>
  4206. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_318.mp3" length="000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  4207. <description>
  4208. The volunteer researchers over at The Wookieepedia have quite a job in front of them: They must catalog absolutely everything that has ever existed in the Star Wars Universe, including (but not limited to) the things that Disney has labeled as canon.
  4209. This week The F Plus has learned one thing about Twi'lek dancers, and it's wrong. </description>
  4210. <content:encoded>
  4211. <![CDATA[
  4212. <p>with:
  4213. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  4214. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  4215. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  4216. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  4217. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  4218. </p>
  4219. <p>reading:
  4220. <code>starwars.fandom.com</code>
  4221. </p>
  4222. <p>Content provided by <strong>King Kalamari</strong>.</p>
  4223. <p>Edited by <strong>Adam Bozarth</strong>.</p>
  4224. <p>The volunteer researchers over at <strong>The Wookieepedia</strong> have quite a job in front of them: They must catalog absolutely everything that has ever existed in the Star Wars Universe, including (but not limited to) the things that Disney has labeled as canon.</p>
  4225. <p>This week The F Plus has learned one thing about Twi'lek dancers, and it's wrong.</p>
  4226. <p>Music used:
  4227. <ol>
  4228. <li>Meco - "Star Wars" Theme</li>
  4229. <li>Max Rebo Band - Lapti Nek</li>
  4230. </ol>
  4231. </p>
  4232. ]]>
  4233. </content:encoded>
  4234. <itunes:summary>The volunteer researchers over at The Wookieepedia have quite a job in front of them: They must catalog absolutely everything that has ever existed in the Star Wars Universe, including (but not limited to) the things that Disney has labeled as canon.
  4235. This week The F Plus has learned one thing about Twi'lek dancers, and it's wrong.</itunes:summary>
  4236. <itunes:episode>318</itunes:episode>
  4237. <itunes:title>Wookiee Ookiee Ookiee</itunes:title>
  4238. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  4239. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  4240. <itunes:subtitle>reading starwars.fandom.com</itunes:subtitle>
  4241. <itunes:duration>1:23:24</itunes:duration>
  4242. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/318/ep318.jpg</image>
  4243. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/318/ep318-600x600.jpg" />
  4244. </item>
  4245. <item>
  4246. <title>317: Sticky! Icky! Icky!</title>
  4247. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/317</link>
  4248. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/317</guid>
  4249. <pubDate>Sun, 29 Dec 2019 21:30:00 CST</pubDate>
  4250. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_317.mp3" length="62000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  4251. <description>
  4252. The Wiki Sticky Site may no longer be with us, but the fetish it catalogued remains with us on the internet. The people who describe themselves as &quot;Stuck In Glue Fetishists&quot; have a specific turn-on that you might have guessed, but it is crucially important that they describe what specific kind of glue is being used in all cases, because this is not a place for fantasy.
  4253. This week, The F Plus is still stuck in the window. </description>
  4254. <content:encoded>
  4255. <![CDATA[
  4256. <p>with:
  4257. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  4258. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  4259. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  4260. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/j-w-friedman">J W Friedman</a>
  4261. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  4262. </p>
  4263. <p>reading:
  4264. <code>sticky-site.com</code>
  4265. <code>deviantart.com</code>
  4266. </p>
  4267. <p>Content provided by <strong>Mr. Hunky Academia,Girlkisser</strong>.</p>
  4268. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  4269. <p>The <strong>Wiki Sticky Site</strong> may no longer be with us, but the fetish it catalogued remains with us on the internet. The people who describe themselves as &quot;Stuck In Glue Fetishists&quot; have a specific turn-on that you might have guessed, but it is <em>crucially important</em> that they describe what specific kind of glue is being used in all cases, because this is not a place for fantasy.</p>
  4270. <p>This week, The F Plus is still stuck in the window.</p>
  4271. <p>Music used:
  4272. <ol>
  4273. <li>Ludacris - Saturday (Ooh Ooh!)</li>
  4274. <li>White Lung - Glue</li>
  4275. </ol>
  4276. </p>
  4277. ]]>
  4278. </content:encoded>
  4279. <itunes:summary>The Wiki Sticky Site may no longer be with us, but the fetish it catalogued remains with us on the internet. The people who describe themselves as &quot;Stuck In Glue Fetishists&quot; have a specific turn-on that you might have guessed, but it is crucially important that they describe what specific kind of glue is being used in all cases, because this is not a place for fantasy.
  4280. This week, The F Plus is still stuck in the window.</itunes:summary>
  4281. <itunes:episode>317</itunes:episode>
  4282. <itunes:title>Sticky! Icky! Icky!</itunes:title>
  4283. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  4284. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  4285. <itunes:subtitle>reading sticky-site.com,deviantart.com</itunes:subtitle>
  4286. <itunes:duration>1:17:05</itunes:duration>
  4287. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/317/ep317.jpg</image>
  4288. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/317/ep317-600x600.jpg" />
  4289. </item>
  4290. <item>
  4291. <title>316: My Thread Is Bigger Than Your Thread</title>
  4292. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/316</link>
  4293. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/316</guid>
  4294. <pubDate>Sun, 22 Dec 2019 13:15:00 CST</pubDate>
  4295. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_316.mp3" length="65000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  4296. <description>
  4297. The frequent posters over at r/WhoWouldWin are looking for hard scientific evidence of what would happen if Popeye got into a knife fight with Johnny Bravo but also if being in a high altitude environment would change the outcome. It's a dumb thing to think about, and therefore there are several hundred thousand words on the subject.
  4298. This week, The F Plus is horrified to discover that Garfield has killed at least one man. </description>
  4299. <content:encoded>
  4300. <![CDATA[
  4301. <p>with:
  4302. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  4303. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  4304. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  4305. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/zarla">Zarla</a>
  4306. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lou-fernandez">Lou Fernandez</a>
  4307. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  4308. </p>
  4309. <p>reading:
  4310. <code>reddit.com</code>
  4311. </p>
  4312. <p>Content provided by <strong>Wrought</strong>.</p>
  4313. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  4314. <p>The frequent posters over at <strong>r/WhoWouldWin</strong> are looking for <em>hard scientific evidence</em> of what would happen if Popeye got into a knife fight with Johnny Bravo but also if being in a high altitude environment would change the outcome. It's a dumb thing to think about, and therefore there are several hundred thousand words on the subject.</p>
  4315. <p>This week, The F Plus is horrified to discover that Garfield has killed at least one man.</p>
  4316. <p>Music used:
  4317. <ol>
  4318. <li>IDLES - Never Fight A Man With A Perm</li>
  4319. <li>McLusky - To Hell With Good Intentions</li>
  4320. </ol>
  4321. </p>
  4322. ]]>
  4323. </content:encoded>
  4324. <itunes:summary>The frequent posters over at r/WhoWouldWin are looking for hard scientific evidence of what would happen if Popeye got into a knife fight with Johnny Bravo but also if being in a high altitude environment would change the outcome. It's a dumb thing to think about, and therefore there are several hundred thousand words on the subject.
  4325. This week, The F Plus is horrified to discover that Garfield has killed at least one man.</itunes:summary>
  4326. <itunes:episode>316</itunes:episode>
  4327. <itunes:title>My Thread Is Bigger Than Your Thread</itunes:title>
  4328. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  4329. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  4330. <itunes:subtitle>reading reddit.com</itunes:subtitle>
  4331. <itunes:duration>1:20:44</itunes:duration>
  4332. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/316/ep316.jpg</image>
  4333. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/316/ep316-600x600.jpg" />
  4334. </item>
  4335. <item>
  4336. <title>315: A Representative Sample Of Fetlife</title>
  4337. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/315</link>
  4338. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/315</guid>
  4339. <pubDate>Wed, 11 Dec 2019 15:30:00 CST</pubDate>
  4340. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_315.mp3" length="60000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  4341. <description>
  4342. Over six years ago, Montrith gave us a Fetlife document. So thanks, Montrith.
  4343. This week, The F Plus is really into Snugglefuxxx. </description>
  4344. <content:encoded>
  4345. <![CDATA[
  4346. <p>with:
  4347. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  4348. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  4349. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  4350. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/cheapskate">Cheapskate</a>
  4351. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  4352. </p>
  4353. <p>reading:
  4354. <code>fetlife.com</code>
  4355. </p>
  4356. <p>Content provided by <strong>Montrith</strong>.</p>
  4357. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  4358. <p>Over six years ago, Montrith gave us a Fetlife document. So thanks, Montrith.</p>
  4359. <p>This week, The F Plus is really into Snugglefuxxx.</p>
  4360. <p>Music used:
  4361. <ol>
  4362. <li>Rheostatics - Here Come The Wolves</li>
  4363. <li>Britney Spears - I'm A Slave 4 U</li>
  4364. </ol>
  4365. </p>
  4366. ]]>
  4367. </content:encoded>
  4368. <itunes:summary>Over six years ago, Montrith gave us a Fetlife document. So thanks, Montrith.
  4369. This week, The F Plus is really into Snugglefuxxx.</itunes:summary>
  4370. <itunes:episode>315</itunes:episode>
  4371. <itunes:title>A Representative Sample Of Fetlife</itunes:title>
  4372. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  4373. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  4374. <itunes:subtitle>reading fetlife.com</itunes:subtitle>
  4375. <itunes:duration>1:12:38</itunes:duration>
  4376. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/315/ep315.jpg</image>
  4377. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/315/ep315-650x650.jpg" />
  4378. </item>
  4379. <item>
  4380. <title>314: Too Many Pumps</title>
  4381. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/314</link>
  4382. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/314</guid>
  4383. <pubDate>Sun, 01 Dec 2019 20:30:00 CST</pubDate>
  4384. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_314.mp3" length="56000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  4385. <description>
  4386. From the title alone, you may have some incorrect guesses at what's kept the community over at Newart.com thriving since 1996, but quickly you'll learn (as we did) that they're bound by a singular focus of pumping, inflating, and injecting their junk. And then they post pictures. Oh christ, we've seen the pictures. We see them when we close our eyes.
  4387. This week, The F Plus achieves The Engored Look. </description>
  4388. <content:encoded>
  4389. <![CDATA[
  4390. <p>with:
  4391. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  4392. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  4393. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  4394. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  4395. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  4396. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  4397. </p>
  4398. <p>reading:
  4399. <code>newart.com</code>
  4400. </p>
  4401. <p>Content provided by <strong>Cat Examiner</strong>.</p>
  4402. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  4403. <p>From the title alone, you may have some incorrect guesses at what's kept the community over at <strong>Newart.com</strong> thriving since 1996, but quickly you'll learn (as we did) that they're bound by a singular focus of pumping, inflating, and injecting their junk. And then they post pictures. Oh christ, we've seen the pictures. We see them when we close our eyes.</p>
  4404. <p>This week, The F Plus achieves The Engored Look.</p>
  4405. <p>Music used:
  4406. <ol>
  4407. <li>20 Fingers ft. Gilette - Short Dick Man</li>
  4408. <li>The Pixies - Gigantic</li>
  4409. </ol>
  4410. </p>
  4411. ]]>
  4412. </content:encoded>
  4413. <itunes:summary>From the title alone, you may have some incorrect guesses at what's kept the community over at Newart.com thriving since 1996, but quickly you'll learn (as we did) that they're bound by a singular focus of pumping, inflating, and injecting their junk. And then they post pictures. Oh christ, we've seen the pictures. We see them when we close our eyes.
  4414. This week, The F Plus achieves The Engored Look.</itunes:summary>
  4415. <itunes:episode>314</itunes:episode>
  4416. <itunes:title>Too Many Pumps</itunes:title>
  4417. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  4418. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  4419. <itunes:subtitle>reading newart.com</itunes:subtitle>
  4420. <itunes:duration>1:10:14</itunes:duration>
  4421. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/314/ep314.jpg</image>
  4422. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/314/ep314-600x600.jpg" />
  4423. </item>
  4424. <item>
  4425. <title>313: The Suicide Banquet</title>
  4426. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/313</link>
  4427. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/313</guid>
  4428. <pubDate>Tue, 05 Nov 2019 17:30:00 CST</pubDate>
  4429. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_313.mp3" length="88000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  4430. <description>
  4431. At The F Plus' Suicide Banquet, we're serving the following...
  4432.  
  4433. Adam Bozarth: Roasted Lettuce, Radicchio, and Endive
  4434. Achilles' Heelies: Noodle and Coffee Casserole
  4435. John Toast: Tofu French Toast
  4436. Portaxx: Mashed Potato Ghosts (video)
  4437. Frank West: Gamer Sandwiches
  4438. Squiddy: Amaretto Sour Cherry Popsicles
  4439. Boots Raingear: Fenelon Poutine
  4440. Bunnybread: Boob Cake
  4441. Lemon: Raw Vegan Tom Kha Soup
  4442. STOG: Parsnip Pancakes
  4443. Nutshell Gulag: Tuna, Lemon Gelatin, and Pimento Pie
  4444. Victor Laszlo: Creamy Coconut Spirulina Superfood Smoothie
  4445.  
  4446. View Photos
  4447.  
  4448.  
  4449. .button { display:inline-block; border:1px solid currentColor; padding:0.5em 1.5em; }
  4450. .button:hover, .button:focus { background:#c0282d; color: white; text-decoration:none !important; }
  4451. </description>
  4452. <content:encoded>
  4453. <![CDATA[
  4454. <p>with:
  4455. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  4456. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  4457. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  4458. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  4459. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  4460. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/squiddy">Squiddy</a>
  4461. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  4462. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  4463. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  4464. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  4465. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  4466. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  4467. </p>
  4468. <p>reading:
  4469. <code>wikihow.com</code>
  4470. </p>
  4471. <p>Content provided by <strong>Neal</strong>.</p>
  4472. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  4473. <p>At The F Plus' Suicide Banquet, we're serving the following...</p>
  4474. <ol>
  4475. <li>Adam Bozarth: Roasted Lettuce, Radicchio, and Endive</li>
  4476. <li>Achilles' Heelies: Noodle and Coffee Casserole</li>
  4477. <li>John Toast: Tofu French Toast</li>
  4478. <li>Portaxx: Mashed Potato Ghosts (<a href="https://youtu.be/XfMuqj4LvDw">video</a>)</li>
  4479. <li>Frank West: Gamer Sandwiches</li>
  4480. <li>Squiddy: Amaretto Sour Cherry Popsicles</li>
  4481. <li>Boots Raingear: Fenelon Poutine</li>
  4482. <li>Bunnybread: Boob Cake</li>
  4483. <li>Lemon: Raw Vegan Tom Kha Soup</li>
  4484. <li>STOG: Parsnip Pancakes</li>
  4485. <li>Nutshell Gulag: Tuna, Lemon Gelatin, and Pimento Pie</li>
  4486. <li>Victor Laszlo: Creamy Coconut Spirulina Superfood Smoothie</li>
  4487. </ol>
  4488. <p><a href="http://bit.ly/SuicideDinner" class="button">View Photos</a></p>
  4489. <figure class="video"><iframe src="//youtube.com/embed/XfMuqj4LvDw" frameborder="0" webkitallowfullscreen="true" mozallowfullscreen="true" allowfullscreen="true"></iframe></figure>
  4490. <style>
  4491. .button { display:inline-block; border:1px solid currentColor; padding:0.5em 1.5em; }
  4492. .button:hover, .button:focus { background:#c0282d; color: white; text-decoration:none !important; }
  4493. </style>
  4494. <p>Music used:
  4495. <ol>
  4496. <li>Galt MacDermot - Coffee Cold</li>
  4497. <li>Onra - Still Broke</li>
  4498. <li>Jackie Mittoo & the Skatalites - El Bang Bang</li>
  4499. <li>Bonobo - Silver</li>
  4500. </ol>
  4501. </p>
  4502. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Lemon</strong></p>
  4503. ]]>
  4504. </content:encoded>
  4505. <itunes:summary>At The F Plus' Suicide Banquet, we're serving the following...
  4506.  
  4507. Adam Bozarth: Roasted Lettuce, Radicchio, and Endive
  4508. Achilles' Heelies: Noodle and Coffee Casserole
  4509. John Toast: Tofu French Toast
  4510. Portaxx: Mashed Potato Ghosts (video)
  4511. Frank West: Gamer Sandwiches
  4512. Squiddy: Amaretto Sour Cherry Popsicles
  4513. Boots Raingear: Fenelon Poutine
  4514. Bunnybread: Boob Cake
  4515. Lemon: Raw Vegan Tom Kha Soup
  4516. STOG: Parsnip Pancakes
  4517. Nutshell Gulag: Tuna, Lemon Gelatin, and Pimento Pie
  4518. Victor Laszlo: Creamy Coconut Spirulina Superfood Smoothie
  4519.  
  4520. View Photos
  4521.  
  4522.  
  4523. .button { display:inline-block; border:1px solid currentColor; padding:0.5em 1.5em; }
  4524. .button:hover, .button:focus { background:#c0282d; color: white; text-decoration:none !important; }
  4525. </itunes:summary>
  4526. <itunes:episode>313</itunes:episode>
  4527. <itunes:title>The Suicide Banquet</itunes:title>
  4528. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  4529. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  4530. <itunes:subtitle>reading wikihow.com</itunes:subtitle>
  4531. <itunes:duration>1:47:05</itunes:duration>
  4532. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/313/ep313.jpg</image>
  4533. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/313/ep313-600x600.jpg" />
  4534. </item>
  4535. <item>
  4536. <title>312: Failure Is The Only Option</title>
  4537. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/312</link>
  4538. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/312</guid>
  4539. <pubDate>Sun, 29 Sep 2019 10:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  4540. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_312.mp3" length="51000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  4541. <description>
  4542. The Redditors on r/NEET self describe as &quot;Not in Education, Employment or Training&quot;, and yes that may be a very clumsy acronym, but what they're trying to tell is that they don't work, or go to school, or even do anything like chores. This makes some of them feel special and some of them feel sad, but if they feel sad it's just the fault of women.
  4543. This week, we start writing some magical realist self help fiction. </description>
  4544. <content:encoded>
  4545. <![CDATA[
  4546. <p>with:
  4547. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  4548. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  4549. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  4550. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/squiddy">Squiddy</a>
  4551. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  4552. </p>
  4553. <p>reading:
  4554. <code>reddit.com</code>
  4555. </p>
  4556. <p>Content provided by <strong>Cheapskate</strong>.</p>
  4557. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  4558. <p>The Redditors on <strong>r/NEET</strong> self describe as &quot;<strong>N</strong>ot in <strong>E</strong>ducation, <strong>E</strong>mployment or <strong>T</strong>raining&quot;, and yes that may be a very clumsy acronym, but what they're trying to tell is that they don't work, or go to school, or even do anything like chores. This makes some of them feel special and some of them feel sad, but if they feel sad it's just the fault of women.</p>
  4559. <p>This week, we start writing some magical realist self help fiction.</p>
  4560. <p>Music used:
  4561. <ol>
  4562. <li>Brad Sucks - Dirtbag</li>
  4563. <li>The Damned - Neat Neat Neat</li>
  4564. </ol>
  4565. </p>
  4566. ]]>
  4567. </content:encoded>
  4568. <itunes:summary>The Redditors on r/NEET self describe as &quot;Not in Education, Employment or Training&quot;, and yes that may be a very clumsy acronym, but what they're trying to tell is that they don't work, or go to school, or even do anything like chores. This makes some of them feel special and some of them feel sad, but if they feel sad it's just the fault of women.
  4569. This week, we start writing some magical realist self help fiction.</itunes:summary>
  4570. <itunes:episode>312</itunes:episode>
  4571. <itunes:title>Failure Is The Only Option</itunes:title>
  4572. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  4573. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  4574. <itunes:subtitle>reading reddit.com</itunes:subtitle>
  4575. <itunes:duration>1:03:56</itunes:duration>
  4576. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/312/ep312.png</image>
  4577. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/312/ep312-600x600.png" />
  4578. </item>
  4579. <item>
  4580. <title>311: I Am The Goddess Of Salvia</title>
  4581. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/311</link>
  4582. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/311</guid>
  4583. <pubDate>Tue, 17 Sep 2019 19:15:00 CST</pubDate>
  4584. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_311.mp3" length="69000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  4585. <description>
  4586. While bluelight.org is not the only drugs forum on the internet, it has had about two decades to collect nearly half a million users, many of whom are very excited to share their experiences of the things they've done, thought, and said while on drugs. And most of those things are about trance albums, apparently.
  4587. This week: Dilute, dilute, dilute! OK, OK, OK? </description>
  4588. <content:encoded>
  4589. <![CDATA[
  4590. <p>with:
  4591. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  4592. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  4593. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  4594. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  4595. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  4596. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  4597. </p>
  4598. <p>reading:
  4599. <code>bluelight.org</code>
  4600. </p>
  4601. <p>Content provided by <strong>Mix</strong>.</p>
  4602. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  4603. <p>While <strong>bluelight.org</strong> is not the only drugs forum on the internet, it has had about two decades to collect nearly half a million users, many of whom are very excited to share their experiences of the things they've done, thought, and said while on drugs. And most of those things are about trance albums, apparently.</p>
  4604. <p>This week: Dilute, dilute, dilute! OK, OK, OK?</p>
  4605. <p>Music used:
  4606. <ol>
  4607. <li>Butthole Surfers - Goofy's Concern</li>
  4608. <li>Jefferson Airplane - White Rabbit</li>
  4609. </ol>
  4610. </p>
  4611. ]]>
  4612. </content:encoded>
  4613. <itunes:summary>While bluelight.org is not the only drugs forum on the internet, it has had about two decades to collect nearly half a million users, many of whom are very excited to share their experiences of the things they've done, thought, and said while on drugs. And most of those things are about trance albums, apparently.
  4614. This week: Dilute, dilute, dilute! OK, OK, OK?</itunes:summary>
  4615. <itunes:episode>311</itunes:episode>
  4616. <itunes:title>I Am The Goddess Of Salvia</itunes:title>
  4617. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  4618. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  4619. <itunes:subtitle>reading bluelight.org</itunes:subtitle>
  4620. <itunes:duration>1:26:41</itunes:duration>
  4621. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/311/ep311.jpg</image>
  4622. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/311/ep311-600x600.jpg" />
  4623. </item>
  4624. <item>
  4625. <title>310: Big Gay, Little Gay</title>
  4626. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/310</link>
  4627. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/310</guid>
  4628. <pubDate>Fri, 06 Sep 2019 14:45:00 CST</pubDate>
  4629. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_310.mp3" length="65000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  4630. <description>
  4631. The people who frequent the unpleasantly named Coiled Fist are gay men with a specific predilection; Either they want much bigger men to be sexually rude to them, or they want to be sexually rude to much smaller men. Oh, also they hate shaving their balls. It's so time consuming!
  4632. This week, we started out climbing the rope but now we're all into feet. </description>
  4633. <content:encoded>
  4634. <![CDATA[
  4635. <p>with:
  4636. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  4637. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  4638. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  4639. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  4640. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  4641. </p>
  4642. <p>reading:
  4643. <code>coiledfist.org</code>
  4644. </p>
  4645. <p>Content provided by <strong>Girlkisser,The Smoking Dad</strong>.</p>
  4646. <p>Edited by <strong>Adam Bozarth</strong>.</p>
  4647. <p>The people who frequent the unpleasantly named <strong>Coiled Fist</strong> are gay men with a specific predilection; Either they want much bigger men to be sexually rude to them, or they want to be sexually rude to much smaller men. Oh, also they <em>hate</em> shaving their balls. It's so time consuming!</p>
  4648. <p>This week, we started out climbing the rope but now we're all into feet.</p>
  4649. <p>Music used:
  4650. <ol>
  4651. <li>Sparks - Eaten By The Monster of Love</li>
  4652. <li>The Kinks - Big Sky</li>
  4653. </ol>
  4654. </p>
  4655. ]]>
  4656. </content:encoded>
  4657. <itunes:summary>The people who frequent the unpleasantly named Coiled Fist are gay men with a specific predilection; Either they want much bigger men to be sexually rude to them, or they want to be sexually rude to much smaller men. Oh, also they hate shaving their balls. It's so time consuming!
  4658. This week, we started out climbing the rope but now we're all into feet.</itunes:summary>
  4659. <itunes:episode>310</itunes:episode>
  4660. <itunes:title>Big Gay, Little Gay</itunes:title>
  4661. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  4662. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  4663. <itunes:subtitle>reading coiledfist.org</itunes:subtitle>
  4664. <itunes:duration>1:11:16</itunes:duration>
  4665. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/310/ep310.jpg</image>
  4666. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/310/ep310-666x666.jpg" />
  4667. </item>
  4668. <item>
  4669. <title>309: !sleep</title>
  4670. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/309</link>
  4671. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/309</guid>
  4672. <pubDate>Mon, 26 Aug 2019 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  4673. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_309.mp3" length="73000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  4674. <description>
  4675. r/nosleep describes itself as &quot;a subreddit for realistic horror stories.&quot; Well, realism is a hard thing to define, and while the stories that live here are mostly poorly spelled rambling essays that strain credulity, they also cause Boots Raingear's internet to drop out for a while! 😱
  4676. This week, The F Plus is waterboarding clowns correctly, for once. </description>
  4677. <content:encoded>
  4678. <![CDATA[
  4679. <p>with:
  4680. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  4681. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  4682. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  4683. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/zarla">Zarla</a>
  4684. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  4685. </p>
  4686. <p>reading:
  4687. <code>reddit.com</code>
  4688. </p>
  4689. <p>Content provided by <strong>Seth "Slimy" Rollins</strong>.</p>
  4690. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  4691. <p>r/nosleep describes itself as &quot;a subreddit for realistic horror stories.&quot; Well, realism is a hard thing to define, and while the stories that live here are mostly poorly spelled rambling essays that strain credulity, they also cause Boots Raingear's internet to drop out for a while! 😱</p>
  4692. <p>This week, The F Plus is waterboarding clowns <em>correctly</em>, for once.</p>
  4693. <p>Music used:
  4694. <ol>
  4695. <li>Beastie Boys - No Sleep <s>Til Brooklyn</s></li>
  4696. <li>This Heat - Sleep</li>
  4697. </ol>
  4698. </p>
  4699. ]]>
  4700. </content:encoded>
  4701. <itunes:summary>r/nosleep describes itself as &quot;a subreddit for realistic horror stories.&quot; Well, realism is a hard thing to define, and while the stories that live here are mostly poorly spelled rambling essays that strain credulity, they also cause Boots Raingear's internet to drop out for a while! 😱
  4702. This week, The F Plus is waterboarding clowns correctly, for once.</itunes:summary>
  4703. <itunes:episode>309</itunes:episode>
  4704. <itunes:title>!sleep</itunes:title>
  4705. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  4706. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  4707. <itunes:subtitle>reading reddit.com</itunes:subtitle>
  4708. <itunes:duration>1:31:29</itunes:duration>
  4709. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/309/ep309.jpg</image>
  4710. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/309/ep309-600x600.jpg" />
  4711. </item>
  4712. <item>
  4713. <title>308: Is It Edible?</title>
  4714. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/308</link>
  4715. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/308</guid>
  4716. <pubDate>Sat, 17 Aug 2019 16:20:00 CST</pubDate>
  4717. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_308.mp3" length="000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  4718. <description>
  4719. Originally launched in 2005, Is It Normal? is a website where people can describe their own peculiarities, and the rest of the internet can weigh in on if that is &quot;normal&quot; or not. For our second trip to the site, we're looking specifically at the food-related questions that people have asked the site, and learning very little in the process.
  4720. This week, The F Plus is in solidarity with that Chili's waiter. </description>
  4721. <content:encoded>
  4722. <![CDATA[
  4723. <p>with:
  4724. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  4725. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/squiddy">Squiddy</a>
  4726. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  4727. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  4728. </p>
  4729. <p>reading:
  4730. <code>isitnormal.com</code>
  4731. </p>
  4732. <p>Content provided by <strong>Wrought</strong>.</p>
  4733. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  4734. <p>Originally launched in 2005, <strong>Is It Normal?</strong> is a website where people can describe their own peculiarities, and the rest of the internet can weigh in on if that is &quot;normal&quot; or not. For our second trip to the site, we're looking specifically at the food-related questions that people have asked the site, and learning very little in the process.</p>
  4735. <p>This week, The F Plus is in solidarity with that Chili's waiter.</p>
  4736. <p>Music used:
  4737. <ol>
  4738. <li>Wire - Strange</li>
  4739. <li>Screaming Females - Glass House</li>
  4740. </ol>
  4741. </p>
  4742. ]]>
  4743. </content:encoded>
  4744. <itunes:summary>Originally launched in 2005, Is It Normal? is a website where people can describe their own peculiarities, and the rest of the internet can weigh in on if that is &quot;normal&quot; or not. For our second trip to the site, we're looking specifically at the food-related questions that people have asked the site, and learning very little in the process.
  4745. This week, The F Plus is in solidarity with that Chili's waiter.</itunes:summary>
  4746. <itunes:episode>308</itunes:episode>
  4747. <itunes:title>Is It Edible?</itunes:title>
  4748. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  4749. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  4750. <itunes:subtitle>reading isitnormal.com</itunes:subtitle>
  4751. <itunes:duration>1:27:46</itunes:duration>
  4752. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/308/ep308.jpg</image>
  4753. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/308/ep308-600x600.jpg" />
  4754. </item>
  4755. <item>
  4756. <title>307: D'Deer In The Head'dlights</title>
  4757. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/307</link>
  4758. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/307</guid>
  4759. <pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2019 14:15:00 CST</pubDate>
  4760. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_307.mp3" length="76000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  4761. <description>
  4762. Ulele is a crowdfunding site for self-described makers to get money for projects they may or may not actually follow through with. How does this differ from the several dozen other websites who are doing that exact same thing? Well, first of all Ulule is French. Secondly, shut up.  We've got a $300 VPN box and a jockstrap for your straw boater.
  4763. This week, Boots got a new pillow. </description>
  4764. <content:encoded>
  4765. <![CDATA[
  4766. <p>with:
  4767. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  4768. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  4769. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  4770. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/zarla">Zarla</a>
  4771. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  4772. </p>
  4773. <p>reading:
  4774. <code>ulule.com</code>
  4775. </p>
  4776. <p>Content provided by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  4777. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  4778. <p>Ulele is a crowdfunding site for self-described makers to get money for projects they may or may not actually follow through with. How does this differ from the several dozen other websites who are doing that exact same thing? Well, first of all Ulule is French. Secondly, shut up.  We've got a $300 VPN box and a jockstrap for your straw boater.</p>
  4779. <p>This week, Boots got a new pillow.</p>
  4780. <p>Music used:
  4781. <ol>
  4782. <li>Yelle - Je Veux Te Voir</li>
  4783. <li>Nouvelle Vague - Come On Eileen</li>
  4784. </ol>
  4785. </p>
  4786. ]]>
  4787. </content:encoded>
  4788. <itunes:summary>Ulele is a crowdfunding site for self-described makers to get money for projects they may or may not actually follow through with. How does this differ from the several dozen other websites who are doing that exact same thing? Well, first of all Ulule is French. Secondly, shut up.  We've got a $300 VPN box and a jockstrap for your straw boater.
  4789. This week, Boots got a new pillow.</itunes:summary>
  4790. <itunes:episode>307</itunes:episode>
  4791. <itunes:title>D'Deer In The Head'dlights</itunes:title>
  4792. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  4793. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  4794. <itunes:subtitle>reading ulule.com</itunes:subtitle>
  4795. <itunes:duration>1:34:55</itunes:duration>
  4796. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/307/ep307.jpg</image>
  4797. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/307/ep307-600x600.jpg" />
  4798. </item>
  4799. <item>
  4800. <title>306: We ❤️ Hearts</title>
  4801. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/306</link>
  4802. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/306</guid>
  4803. <pubDate>Tue, 30 Jul 2019 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  4804. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_306.mp3" length="65000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  4805. <description>
  4806. Cardiophiles are motivated by two things: An intense fetish for the functions of the human heart, and the desire to tell the entire internet that they have a fetish for the functions of the human heart.
  4807. This week, The F Plus wants to sleep on the left side of the bed. </description>
  4808. <content:encoded>
  4809. <![CDATA[
  4810. <p>with:
  4811. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  4812. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  4813. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  4814. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bumpgrrl">bumpgrrl</a>
  4815. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  4816. </p>
  4817. <p>reading:
  4818. <code>tumblr.com</code>
  4819. <code>deviantart.com</code>
  4820. <code>amazon.com</code>
  4821. </p>
  4822. <p>Content provided by <strong>Mix</strong>.</p>
  4823. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  4824. <p>Cardiophiles are motivated by two things: An intense fetish for the functions of the human heart, and the desire to tell the entire internet that they have a fetish for the functions of the human heart.</p>
  4825. <p>This week, The F Plus wants to sleep on the left side of the bed.</p>
  4826. <p>Music used:
  4827. <ol>
  4828. <li>Psychedelic Furs - Heartbeat</li>
  4829. <li>John Deley and the 41 Players - Ersatz Bossa</li>
  4830. <li>Ted Leo & The Pharmacists - Heart Problems</li>
  4831. </ol>
  4832. </p>
  4833. ]]>
  4834. </content:encoded>
  4835. <itunes:summary>Cardiophiles are motivated by two things: An intense fetish for the functions of the human heart, and the desire to tell the entire internet that they have a fetish for the functions of the human heart.
  4836. This week, The F Plus wants to sleep on the left side of the bed.</itunes:summary>
  4837. <itunes:episode>306</itunes:episode>
  4838. <itunes:title>We ❤️ Hearts</itunes:title>
  4839. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  4840. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  4841. <itunes:subtitle>reading tumblr.com,deviantart.com,amazon.com</itunes:subtitle>
  4842. <itunes:duration>1:20:00</itunes:duration>
  4843. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/306/ep306.jpg</image>
  4844. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/306/ep306-500x500.jpg" />
  4845. </item>
  4846. <item>
  4847. <title>305: You Get Wet</title>
  4848. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/305</link>
  4849. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/305</guid>
  4850. <pubDate>Wed, 24 Jul 2019 12:10:00 CST</pubDate>
  4851. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_305.mp3" length="52000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  4852. <description>
  4853. There aren't a whole lot of people who visit the iSoaker family of websites, but you can't deny the passion they have in their hobby. This is an episode of meticulously documenting all the squirt guns to have ever existed, of the life-changing obsession of being super into squirt guns, and about the super cool bad ass things these full grown adults do when they're holding a squirt gun and dressed in a ninja outfit.
  4854. This week, The F Plus can't decide which soaker for bear. </description>
  4855. <content:encoded>
  4856. <![CDATA[
  4857. <p>with:
  4858. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  4859. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  4860. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  4861. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  4862. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  4863. </p>
  4864. <p>reading:
  4865. <code>isoaker.com</code>
  4866. <code>isoaker.net</code>
  4867. </p>
  4868. <p>Content provided by <strong>Cat Examiner</strong>.</p>
  4869. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  4870. <p>There aren't a whole lot of people who visit the iSoaker family of websites, but you can't deny the passion they have in their hobby. This is an episode of meticulously documenting all the squirt guns to have ever existed, of the life-changing obsession of being super into squirt guns, and about the super cool bad ass things these full grown adults do when they're holding a squirt gun and dressed in a ninja outfit.</p>
  4871. <p>This week, The F Plus can't decide which soaker for bear.</p>
  4872. <p>Music used:
  4873. <ol>
  4874. <li>Andrew WK - I Get Wet</li>
  4875. <li>Lil Debbie (ft. RiFF RAFF) - SQUiRT</li>
  4876. </ol>
  4877. </p>
  4878. ]]>
  4879. </content:encoded>
  4880. <itunes:summary>There aren't a whole lot of people who visit the iSoaker family of websites, but you can't deny the passion they have in their hobby. This is an episode of meticulously documenting all the squirt guns to have ever existed, of the life-changing obsession of being super into squirt guns, and about the super cool bad ass things these full grown adults do when they're holding a squirt gun and dressed in a ninja outfit.
  4881. This week, The F Plus can't decide which soaker for bear.</itunes:summary>
  4882. <itunes:episode>305</itunes:episode>
  4883. <itunes:title>You Get Wet</itunes:title>
  4884. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  4885. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  4886. <itunes:subtitle>reading isoaker.com,isoaker.net</itunes:subtitle>
  4887. <itunes:duration>1:17:40</itunes:duration>
  4888. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/305/ep305.jpg</image>
  4889. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/305/ep305-640x640.jpg" />
  4890. </item>
  4891. <item>
  4892. <title>304: The Waste From The Mothership</title>
  4893. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/304</link>
  4894. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/304</guid>
  4895. <pubDate>Tue, 28 May 2019 11:40:00 CST</pubDate>
  4896. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_304.mp3" length="57000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  4897. <description>
  4898. The Ashtar Command Crew is a global organization on a mission of.... peace, maybe? It's difficult to say. We're not even sure who's on the crew. Okay, we know three things: Ashtar is love, The Paa-Tal are old, and the tall greys are taller than the short greys. Beyond that, it's open to interpretation, which is difficult when some of these beings are in the twelfth dimension.
  4899. This week, The F Plus is best, the F Plus is blest. </description>
  4900. <content:encoded>
  4901. <![CDATA[
  4902. <p>with:
  4903. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  4904. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  4905. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  4906. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  4907. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/zarla">Zarla</a>
  4908. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  4909. </p>
  4910. <p>reading:
  4911. <code>ashtarcommandcrew.net</code>
  4912. </p>
  4913. <p>Content provided by <strong>Mr. Hunky Academia</strong>.</p>
  4914. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  4915. <p>The Ashtar Command Crew is a global organization on a mission of.... peace, maybe? It's difficult to say. We're not even sure who's on the crew. Okay, we know three things: Ashtar is love, The Paa-Tal are old, and the tall greys are taller than the short greys. Beyond that, it's open to interpretation, which is difficult when some of these beings are in the twelfth dimension.</p>
  4916. <p>This week, The F Plus is best, the F Plus is blest.</p>
  4917. <p>Music used:
  4918. <ol>
  4919. <li>The Asteroid Galaxy Tour - Suburban Space Invader</li>
  4920. <li>Moloko - The Only Ones</li>
  4921. </ol>
  4922. </p>
  4923. ]]>
  4924. </content:encoded>
  4925. <itunes:summary>The Ashtar Command Crew is a global organization on a mission of.... peace, maybe? It's difficult to say. We're not even sure who's on the crew. Okay, we know three things: Ashtar is love, The Paa-Tal are old, and the tall greys are taller than the short greys. Beyond that, it's open to interpretation, which is difficult when some of these beings are in the twelfth dimension.
  4926. This week, The F Plus is best, the F Plus is blest.</itunes:summary>
  4927. <itunes:episode>304</itunes:episode>
  4928. <itunes:title>The Waste From The Mothership</itunes:title>
  4929. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  4930. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  4931. <itunes:subtitle>reading ashtarcommandcrew.net</itunes:subtitle>
  4932. <itunes:duration>1:10:52</itunes:duration>
  4933. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/304/ep304.jpg</image>
  4934. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/304/ep304-634x634.jpg" />
  4935. </item>
  4936. <item>
  4937. <title>303: DIY Junk Machines</title>
  4938. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/303</link>
  4939. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/303</guid>
  4940. <pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2019 12:25:00 CST</pubDate>
  4941. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_303.mp3" length="47000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  4942. <description>
  4943. For well over a decade, John James has been committed to a single mission: Disrupting the economics of the global sex industry by innovationg solutions of upcycled aftermarket parts. By that, I mean that John James makes things for him to put his dick inside of and then recommends that you do the same. It's a very squishy episode, and also there's drawings.
  4944. This week, The F Plus adds bumps to our brainy zildo. </description>
  4945. <content:encoded>
  4946. <![CDATA[
  4947. <p>with:
  4948. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  4949. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  4950. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  4951. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  4952. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  4953. </p>
  4954. <p>reading:
  4955. <code>homemade-sex-toys.com</code>
  4956. <code>dollforum.com</code>
  4957. <code>answers.yahoo.com</code>
  4958. </p>
  4959. <p>Content provided by <strong>Cat Examiner</strong>.</p>
  4960. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  4961. <p>For well over a decade, John James has been committed to a single mission: Disrupting the economics of the global sex industry by innovationg solutions of upcycled aftermarket parts. By that, I mean that John James makes things for him to put his dick inside of and then recommends that you do the same. It's a very squishy episode, and also there's drawings.</p>
  4962. <p>This week, The F Plus adds bumps to our brainy zildo.</p>
  4963. <p>Music used:
  4964. <ol>
  4965. <li>The Beach Boys-Vegetables</li>
  4966. <li>The Melvins-Toy</li>
  4967. </ol>
  4968. </p>
  4969. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>birdie</strong></p>
  4970. ]]>
  4971. </content:encoded>
  4972. <itunes:summary>For well over a decade, John James has been committed to a single mission: Disrupting the economics of the global sex industry by innovationg solutions of upcycled aftermarket parts. By that, I mean that John James makes things for him to put his dick inside of and then recommends that you do the same. It's a very squishy episode, and also there's drawings.
  4973. This week, The F Plus adds bumps to our brainy zildo.</itunes:summary>
  4974. <itunes:episode>303</itunes:episode>
  4975. <itunes:title>DIY Junk Machines</itunes:title>
  4976. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  4977. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  4978. <itunes:subtitle>reading homemade-sex-toys.com,dollforum.com,answers.yahoo.com</itunes:subtitle>
  4979. <itunes:duration>1:07:54</itunes:duration>
  4980. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/303/ep303.jpg</image>
  4981. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/303/ep303-600x600.jpg" />
  4982. </item>
  4983. <item>
  4984. <title>302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole</title>
  4985. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/302</link>
  4986. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/302</guid>
  4987. <pubDate>Sat, 13 Apr 2019 21:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  4988. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_302.mp3" length="93000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  4989. <description>
  4990. People need a moral arbiter in their lives, and while that's understandable, it's an odd move to trust Reddit to do it for you. And yet, r/AmITheAsshole is there, and it's handling hundreds of conflicts a day.
  4991. This week, The F Plus gets disgusted by an ugly 8. </description>
  4992. <content:encoded>
  4993. <![CDATA[
  4994. <p>with:
  4995. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  4996. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  4997. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  4998. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  4999. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  5000. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/squiddy">Squiddy</a>
  5001. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  5002. </p>
  5003. <p>reading:
  5004. <code>reddit.com</code>
  5005. </p>
  5006. <p>Content provided by <strong>Ambious,Cheapskate</strong>.</p>
  5007. <p>Edited by <strong>Achilles' Heelies</strong>.</p>
  5008. <p>People need a moral arbiter in their lives, and while that's understandable, it's an odd move to trust Reddit to do it for you. And yet, r/AmITheAsshole is there, and it's handling hundreds of conflicts a day.</p>
  5009. <p>This week, The F Plus gets disgusted by an ugly 8.</p>
  5010. <p>Music used:
  5011. <ol>
  5012. <li>Sara Bareilles - Sweet As Whole</li>
  5013. <li>Nina Simone - Nobody's Fault but Mine (Remastered)</li>
  5014. </ol>
  5015. </p>
  5016. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>birdie</strong></p>
  5017. ]]>
  5018. </content:encoded>
  5019. <itunes:summary>People need a moral arbiter in their lives, and while that's understandable, it's an odd move to trust Reddit to do it for you. And yet, r/AmITheAsshole is there, and it's handling hundreds of conflicts a day.
  5020. This week, The F Plus gets disgusted by an ugly 8.</itunes:summary>
  5021. <itunes:episode>302</itunes:episode>
  5022. <itunes:title>Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole</itunes:title>
  5023. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  5024. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  5025. <itunes:subtitle>reading reddit.com</itunes:subtitle>
  5026. <itunes:duration>1:28:48</itunes:duration>
  5027. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/302/ep302.jpg</image>
  5028. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/302/ep302-600x600.jpg" />
  5029. </item>
  5030. <item>
  5031. <title>300: 300 Episodes</title>
  5032. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/300</link>
  5033. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/300</guid>
  5034. <pubDate>Fri, 22 Mar 2019 15:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  5035. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_300.mp3" length="3000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  5036. <description>
  5037. This week, episode. </description>
  5038. <content:encoded>
  5039. <![CDATA[
  5040. <p>with:
  5041. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  5042. </p>
  5043. <p>This week, episode.</p>
  5044. ]]>
  5045. </content:encoded>
  5046. <itunes:summary>This week, episode.</itunes:summary>
  5047. <itunes:episode>300</itunes:episode>
  5048. <itunes:title>300 Episodes</itunes:title>
  5049. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  5050. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  5051. <itunes:subtitle>This week, episode.</itunes:subtitle>
  5052. <itunes:duration>3:48</itunes:duration>
  5053. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/300/ep300.jpg</image>
  5054. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/300/ep300-600x600.jpg" />
  5055. </item>
  5056. <item>
  5057. <title>301: Stuffed Full Of Fantasy</title>
  5058. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/301</link>
  5059. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/301</guid>
  5060. <pubDate>Fri, 22 Mar 2019 16:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  5061. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_301.mp3" length="46000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  5062. <description>
  5063. A previous subject from nearly a decade ago, the website of Fantasy Feeder is still committed to its cause: Encouraging people to overeat to an absurd degree so that other people can get boners.
  5064. This week, Zboatzboat! </description>
  5065. <content:encoded>
  5066. <![CDATA[
  5067. <p>with:
  5068. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  5069. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  5070. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  5071. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  5072. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  5073. </p>
  5074. <p>reading:
  5075. <code>fantasyfeeder.com</code>
  5076. </p>
  5077. <p>Content provided by <strong>Amelia Blank</strong>.</p>
  5078. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  5079. <p>A previous subject from nearly a decade ago, the website of <strong>Fantasy Feeder</strong> is still committed to its cause: Encouraging people to overeat to an absurd degree so that other people can get boners. </p>
  5080. <p>This week, Zboatzboat!</p>
  5081. <p>Music used:
  5082. <ol>
  5083. <li>Georgia Gibbs - If I Knew You Were Coming I'd Have Baked A Cake</li>
  5084. <li>Big Pun - Still Not A Player</li>
  5085. </ol>
  5086. </p>
  5087. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>ikaribattousai</strong></p>
  5088. ]]>
  5089. </content:encoded>
  5090. <itunes:summary>A previous subject from nearly a decade ago, the website of Fantasy Feeder is still committed to its cause: Encouraging people to overeat to an absurd degree so that other people can get boners.
  5091. This week, Zboatzboat!</itunes:summary>
  5092. <itunes:episode>301</itunes:episode>
  5093. <itunes:title>Stuffed Full Of Fantasy</itunes:title>
  5094. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  5095. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  5096. <itunes:subtitle>reading fantasyfeeder.com</itunes:subtitle>
  5097. <itunes:duration>1:07:20</itunes:duration>
  5098. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/301/ep301.jpg</image>
  5099. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/301/ep301-600x600.jpg" />
  5100. </item>
  5101. <item>
  5102. <title>299: Lavender Scissors Overlord</title>
  5103. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/299</link>
  5104. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/299</guid>
  5105. <pubDate>Sun, 17 Mar 2019 15:15:00 CST</pubDate>
  5106. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_299.mp3" length="57000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  5107. <description>
  5108. With a couple dozen books in the Kindle store at about 300 pages apiece, Morgan Blayde's contributions to the urban fantasy genre could best be described as &quot;relentless&quot;. His protagonist has a magical tattoo that helps him straight up murder a hundred guys in hand to hand combat, and I don't need to tell you that the female characters in his books like that very much indeed.
  5109. Because sometimes you have to fight fire with hellfire, there’s episode 299 of The F Plus: Raised as a demon, armed like a gun merchant, and fueled by booze. Poorly constructed sentences are in this episode and this is that what this episode then does best. </description>
  5110. <content:encoded>
  5111. <![CDATA[
  5112. <p>with:
  5113. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  5114. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  5115. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  5116. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  5117. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  5118. </p>
  5119. <p>reading:
  5120. <code>morgan-blayde.com</code>
  5121. <code>amazon.com</code>
  5122. </p>
  5123. <p>Content provided by <strong>Cheapskate</strong>.</p>
  5124. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  5125. <p>With a couple dozen books in the Kindle store at about 300 pages apiece, Morgan Blayde's contributions to the urban fantasy genre could best be described as &quot;relentless&quot;. His protagonist has a magical tattoo that helps him straight up murder a hundred guys in hand to hand combat, and I don't need to tell you that the female characters in his books like that very much indeed.</p>
  5126. <p>Because sometimes you have to fight fire with hellfire, there’s episode 299 of The F Plus: Raised as a demon, armed like a gun merchant, and fueled by booze. Poorly constructed sentences are in this episode and this is that what this episode then does best.</p>
  5127. <p>Music used:
  5128. <ol>
  5129. <li>Pantera - By Demons Be Driven</li>
  5130. <li>Joey Bada$$ - Rockabye Baby</li>
  5131. </ol>
  5132. </p>
  5133. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>ikaribattousai</strong></p>
  5134. ]]>
  5135. </content:encoded>
  5136. <itunes:summary>With a couple dozen books in the Kindle store at about 300 pages apiece, Morgan Blayde's contributions to the urban fantasy genre could best be described as &quot;relentless&quot;. His protagonist has a magical tattoo that helps him straight up murder a hundred guys in hand to hand combat, and I don't need to tell you that the female characters in his books like that very much indeed.
  5137. Because sometimes you have to fight fire with hellfire, there’s episode 299 of The F Plus: Raised as a demon, armed like a gun merchant, and fueled by booze. Poorly constructed sentences are in this episode and this is that what this episode then does best.</itunes:summary>
  5138. <itunes:episode>299</itunes:episode>
  5139. <itunes:title>Lavender Scissors Overlord</itunes:title>
  5140. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  5141. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  5142. <itunes:subtitle>reading morgan-blayde.com,amazon.com</itunes:subtitle>
  5143. <itunes:duration>1:10:42</itunes:duration>
  5144. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/299/ep299.jpg</image>
  5145. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/299/ep299-600x600.jpg" />
  5146. </item>
  5147. <item>
  5148. <title>298: Giving You Tingles</title>
  5149. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/298</link>
  5150. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/298</guid>
  5151. <pubDate>Sun, 10 Mar 2019 10:40:00 CST</pubDate>
  5152. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_298.mp3" length="75000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  5153. <description>
  5154. The topic of ASMR first caught a number of peoples' attention as a very strange looking and suddenly popular YouTube goldrush. The idea of whispering, crinkling, and providing a number of close wet sounds is very much tied into the happiness of a certain demographic who we're honestly a little concerned about.
  5155. This week, The F Plus contemplates the opposite of nails on a chalkboard. </description>
  5156. <content:encoded>
  5157. <![CDATA[
  5158. <p>with:
  5159. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  5160. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  5161. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  5162. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  5163. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  5164. </p>
  5165. <p>reading:
  5166. <code>experienceproject.com</code>
  5167. <code>reddit.com</code>
  5168. <code>asmr.fm</code>
  5169. </p>
  5170. <p>Content provided by <strong>LINDA</strong>.</p>
  5171. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  5172. <p>The topic of ASMR first caught a number of peoples' attention as a very strange looking and suddenly popular YouTube goldrush. The idea of whispering, crinkling, and providing a number of close wet sounds is very much tied into the happiness of a certain demographic who we're honestly a little concerned about.</p>
  5173. <p>This week, The F Plus contemplates the opposite of nails on a chalkboard.</p>
  5174. <p>Music used:
  5175. <ol>
  5176. <li>The Cure - Close To Me</li>
  5177. <li>Madonna - Justify My Love</li>
  5178. </ol>
  5179. </p>
  5180. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>ikaribattousai</strong></p>
  5181. ]]>
  5182. </content:encoded>
  5183. <itunes:summary>The topic of ASMR first caught a number of peoples' attention as a very strange looking and suddenly popular YouTube goldrush. The idea of whispering, crinkling, and providing a number of close wet sounds is very much tied into the happiness of a certain demographic who we're honestly a little concerned about.
  5184. This week, The F Plus contemplates the opposite of nails on a chalkboard.</itunes:summary>
  5185. <itunes:episode>298</itunes:episode>
  5186. <itunes:title>Giving You Tingles</itunes:title>
  5187. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  5188. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  5189. <itunes:subtitle>reading experienceproject.com,reddit.com,asmr.fm</itunes:subtitle>
  5190. <itunes:duration>1:21:51</itunes:duration>
  5191. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/298/ep298.jpg</image>
  5192. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/298/ep298-600x600.jpg" />
  5193. </item>
  5194. <item>
  5195. <title>297: Aliens &#38; Autism</title>
  5196. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/297</link>
  5197. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/297</guid>
  5198. <pubDate>Sun, 03 Mar 2019 13:30:00 CST</pubDate>
  5199. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_297.mp3" length="59000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  5200. <description>
  5201. While technical writer Michael Menkin may not be an accredited scientist, he is a man of science. One scientific field interests him in particular, and that's the field of sewing plastic bags to the insides of a leather aviator softcap in order to prevent thought-rays from hostile aliens who want to give you autism. It's a specialized field, but he's written a lot of papers on the subject.
  5202. This week, The F Plus has been manipulated by the greys to find this funny, but please do not be fooled. </description>
  5203. <content:encoded>
  5204. <![CDATA[
  5205. <p>with:
  5206. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  5207. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  5208. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  5209. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  5210. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  5211. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  5212. </p>
  5213. <p>reading:
  5214. <code>stopabductions.com</code>
  5215. <code>aliensandchildren.com</code>
  5216. </p>
  5217. <p>Content provided by <strong>Cheapskate</strong>.</p>
  5218. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  5219. <p>While technical writer Michael Menkin may not be an accredited scientist, he is a man of science. One scientific field interests him in particular, and that's the field of sewing plastic bags to the insides of a leather aviator softcap in order to prevent thought-rays from hostile aliens who want to give you autism. It's a specialized field, but he's written a lot of papers on the subject.</p>
  5220. <p>This week, The F Plus has been manipulated by the greys to find this funny, but please do not be fooled.</p>
  5221. <p>Music used:
  5222. <ol>
  5223. <li>Morcheeba - Big Calm</li>
  5224. <li>Joe Cocker - You Can Leave Your Hat On</li>
  5225. </ol>
  5226. </p>
  5227. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>ikaribattousai</strong></p>
  5228. ]]>
  5229. </content:encoded>
  5230. <itunes:summary>While technical writer Michael Menkin may not be an accredited scientist, he is a man of science. One scientific field interests him in particular, and that's the field of sewing plastic bags to the insides of a leather aviator softcap in order to prevent thought-rays from hostile aliens who want to give you autism. It's a specialized field, but he's written a lot of papers on the subject.
  5231. This week, The F Plus has been manipulated by the greys to find this funny, but please do not be fooled.</itunes:summary>
  5232. <itunes:episode>297</itunes:episode>
  5233. <itunes:title>Aliens &#38; Autism</itunes:title>
  5234. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  5235. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  5236. <itunes:subtitle>reading stopabductions.com,aliensandchildren.com</itunes:subtitle>
  5237. <itunes:duration>1:13:28</itunes:duration>
  5238. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/297/ep297.jpg</image>
  5239. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/297/ep297-600x600.jpg" />
  5240. </item>
  5241. <item>
  5242. <title>296: SWORDS!!!</title>
  5243. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/296</link>
  5244. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/296</guid>
  5245. <pubDate>Sun, 03 Feb 2019 09:30:00 CST</pubDate>
  5246. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_296.mp3" length="72000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  5247. <description>
  5248. The world can be a scary place, and that's why the folks at BUDK Worldwide are there, day after day, to use that fear as a tool to sell cheap worthless crap to rubes with self esteem problems. We're here for the swords, but there's a lot of categories on offer here and it's easy to get distracted.
  5249. This week, The F Plus opens the box and BAM THE FREAKING BANKAI SWORD OF ICHIGOS </description>
  5250. <content:encoded>
  5251. <![CDATA[
  5252. <p>with:
  5253. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  5254. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  5255. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  5256. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  5257. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  5258. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/tommy">Tommy</a>
  5259. </p>
  5260. <p>reading:
  5261. <code>budk.com</code>
  5262. </p>
  5263. <p>Content provided by <strong>Cat Examiner</strong>.</p>
  5264. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  5265. <p>The world can be a scary place, and that's why the folks at BUDK Worldwide are there, day after day, to use that fear as a tool to sell cheap worthless crap to rubes with self esteem problems. We're here for the swords, but there's a <em>lot</em> of categories on offer here and it's easy to get distracted.</p>
  5266. <p>This week, The F Plus opens the box and BAM THE FREAKING BANKAI SWORD OF ICHIGOS</p>
  5267. <p>Music used:
  5268. <ol>
  5269. <li>The Jesus Lizard - The Art of Self-Defense</li>
  5270. <li>Twisted Sister - Under The Blade</li>
  5271. </ol>
  5272. </p>
  5273. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>ikaribattousai</strong></p>
  5274. ]]>
  5275. </content:encoded>
  5276. <itunes:summary>The world can be a scary place, and that's why the folks at BUDK Worldwide are there, day after day, to use that fear as a tool to sell cheap worthless crap to rubes with self esteem problems. We're here for the swords, but there's a lot of categories on offer here and it's easy to get distracted.
  5277. This week, The F Plus opens the box and BAM THE FREAKING BANKAI SWORD OF ICHIGOS</itunes:summary>
  5278. <itunes:episode>296</itunes:episode>
  5279. <itunes:title>SWORDS!!!</itunes:title>
  5280. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  5281. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  5282. <itunes:subtitle>reading budk.com</itunes:subtitle>
  5283. <itunes:duration>1:19:02</itunes:duration>
  5284. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/296/ep296.jpg</image>
  5285. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/296/ep296-600x600.jpg" />
  5286. </item>
  5287. <item>
  5288. <title>295: A Role In The Sack</title>
  5289. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/295</link>
  5290. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/295</guid>
  5291. <pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2019 15:15:00 CST</pubDate>
  5292. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_295.mp3" length="63000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  5293. <description>
  5294. Sex! Sure, it's a thing that people pretend to enjoy, but when it comes down to it, it turns out very few people seem to like the actual physical act. As in all things, it's up to The Internet to this into a fulfilling experience, and the community over at Blue Moon Roleplaying Forums is really trying their best in this regard.
  5295. This week, The F Plus can't get a job in Venus City. </description>
  5296. <content:encoded>
  5297. <![CDATA[
  5298. <p>with:
  5299. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  5300. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  5301. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  5302. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/the-intern">The Intern</a>
  5303. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  5304. </p>
  5305. <p>reading:
  5306. <code>BlueMoonRoleplaying.com</code>
  5307. </p>
  5308. <p>Content provided by <strong>Shell Game,Girlkisser</strong>.</p>
  5309. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  5310. <p>Sex! Sure, it's a thing that people <em>pretend</em> to enjoy, but when it comes down to it, it turns out very few people seem to like the actual physical act. As in all things, it's up to The Internet to this into a fulfilling experience, and the community over at <strong>Blue Moon Roleplaying Forums</strong> is really trying their best in this regard.</p>
  5311. <p>This week, The F Plus can't get a job in Venus City.</p>
  5312. <p>Music used:
  5313. <ol>
  5314. <li>Nouvelle Vague - Master & Servant</li>
  5315. <li>Lobsterdust - Do Ya Think Deceptiback?</li>
  5316. </ol>
  5317. </p>
  5318. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>ikaribattousai</strong></p>
  5319. ]]>
  5320. </content:encoded>
  5321. <itunes:summary>Sex! Sure, it's a thing that people pretend to enjoy, but when it comes down to it, it turns out very few people seem to like the actual physical act. As in all things, it's up to The Internet to this into a fulfilling experience, and the community over at Blue Moon Roleplaying Forums is really trying their best in this regard.
  5322. This week, The F Plus can't get a job in Venus City.</itunes:summary>
  5323. <itunes:episode>295</itunes:episode>
  5324. <itunes:title>A Role In The Sack</itunes:title>
  5325. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  5326. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  5327. <itunes:subtitle>reading BlueMoonRoleplaying.com</itunes:subtitle>
  5328. <itunes:duration>1:18:33</itunes:duration>
  5329. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/295/ep295.jpg</image>
  5330. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/295/ep295-600x600.jpg" />
  5331. </item>
  5332. <item>
  5333. <title>294: Steve Bannon Ruined Your Sex Robot Conference</title>
  5334. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/294</link>
  5335. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/294</guid>
  5336. <pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2019 13:20:00 CST</pubDate>
  5337. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_294.mp3" length="44000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  5338. <description>
  5339. Since 2004, the International Conference on Advances in Computer Entertainment Technology (or ACE, confusingly) has tried to explore the forefront of the intersection between humans and computers. But some changes in the steering committee and a surprise keynote speaker set forth a chain of events we simply must explore.
  5340. This week, The F Plus needs you to refill your smell cannisters before we Kissinger you again. </description>
  5341. <content:encoded>
  5342. <![CDATA[
  5343. <p>with:
  5344. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  5345. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  5346. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lou-fernandez">Lou Fernandez</a>
  5347. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  5348. </p>
  5349. <p>reading:
  5350. <code>ace2018.info</code>
  5351. <code>imagineeringinstitute.org</code>
  5352. </p>
  5353. <p>Content provided by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  5354. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  5355. <p>Since 2004, the International Conference on Advances in Computer Entertainment Technology (or ACE, confusingly) has tried to explore the forefront of the intersection between humans and computers. But some changes in the steering committee and a surprise keynote speaker set forth a chain of events we simply must explore.</p>
  5356. <p>This week, The F Plus needs you to refill your smell cannisters before we Kissinger you again.</p>
  5357. <p>Music used:
  5358. <ol>
  5359. <li>The Limousines - The Future</li>
  5360. <li>Whitest Kids U' Know - Sex Robot</li>
  5361. </ol>
  5362. </p>
  5363. ]]>
  5364. </content:encoded>
  5365. <itunes:summary>Since 2004, the International Conference on Advances in Computer Entertainment Technology (or ACE, confusingly) has tried to explore the forefront of the intersection between humans and computers. But some changes in the steering committee and a surprise keynote speaker set forth a chain of events we simply must explore.
  5366. This week, The F Plus needs you to refill your smell cannisters before we Kissinger you again.</itunes:summary>
  5367. <itunes:episode>294</itunes:episode>
  5368. <itunes:title>Steve Bannon Ruined Your Sex Robot Conference</itunes:title>
  5369. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  5370. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  5371. <itunes:subtitle>reading ace2018.info,imagineeringinstitute.org</itunes:subtitle>
  5372. <itunes:duration>1:07:45</itunes:duration>
  5373. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/294/ep294.jpg</image>
  5374. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/294/ep294-600x600.jpg" />
  5375. </item>
  5376. <item>
  5377. <title>293: Problematic Sex Toys</title>
  5378. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/293</link>
  5379. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/293</guid>
  5380. <pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2018 12:50:00 CST</pubDate>
  5381. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_293.mp3" length="52000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  5382. <description>
  5383. Some years ago, we covered some of the sex toys on offer at Bad Dragon. But now this is an entirely different thing. We're taking a tour of different places on the internet, all of which want to you to have sex with truly horrifying objects.
  5384. This week, limited edition F Plus toys are available in chafed anus. </description>
  5385. <content:encoded>
  5386. <![CDATA[
  5387. <p>with:
  5388. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  5389. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  5390. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  5391. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  5392. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  5393. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  5394. </p>
  5395. <p>reading:
  5396. <code>zoofur.com</code>
  5397. <code>frisky-beast.com</code>
  5398. <code>geekysextoys.com</code>
  5399. <code>primalhardwere.com</code>
  5400. <code>bad-dragon.com</code>
  5401. </p>
  5402. <p>Content provided by <strong>LADY FRENZY</strong>.</p>
  5403. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  5404. <p>Some years ago, we <a href="https://thefpl.us/episode/47">covered</a> some of the sex toys on offer at Bad Dragon. But now <em>this</em> is an entirely different thing. We're taking a tour of different places on the internet, all of which want to you to have sex with truly horrifying objects.</p>
  5405. <p>This week, limited edition F Plus toys are available in chafed anus.</p>
  5406. <p>Music used:
  5407. <ol>
  5408. <li>Knuckles O'Toole-Crazy Otto Rag</li>
  5409. <li>Macy Gray - B.O.B. (Battery-Operated-Better)</li>
  5410. </ol>
  5411. </p>
  5412. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>ikaribattousai</strong></p>
  5413. ]]>
  5414. </content:encoded>
  5415. <itunes:summary>Some years ago, we covered some of the sex toys on offer at Bad Dragon. But now this is an entirely different thing. We're taking a tour of different places on the internet, all of which want to you to have sex with truly horrifying objects.
  5416. This week, limited edition F Plus toys are available in chafed anus.</itunes:summary>
  5417. <itunes:episode>293</itunes:episode>
  5418. <itunes:title>Problematic Sex Toys</itunes:title>
  5419. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  5420. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  5421. <itunes:subtitle>reading zoofur.com,frisky-beast.com,geekysextoys.com,primalhardwere.com,bad-dragon.com</itunes:subtitle>
  5422. <itunes:duration>1:12:07</itunes:duration>
  5423. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/293/ep293.jpg</image>
  5424. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/293/ep293-600x600.jpg" />
  5425. </item>
  5426. <item>
  5427. <title>292: Stumped!</title>
  5428. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/292</link>
  5429. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/292</guid>
  5430. <pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2018 13:45:00 CST</pubDate>
  5431. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_292.mp3" length="70000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  5432. <description>
  5433. DeviantArt is a strange place with many strange people, chief among them are the titular deviants, who use the site to share and explore their own peculiar sexual predilections. And that prediliction for tonight?  Amputee fetishists, and the various ways they attempt to justify their specific interest which totally isn't gross you guys I promise. There's lore!
  5434. This week, The F Plus learns that we're not very popular in Earmox. </description>
  5435. <content:encoded>
  5436. <![CDATA[
  5437. <p>with:
  5438. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  5439. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  5440. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  5441. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  5442. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/zarla">Zarla</a>
  5443. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  5444. </p>
  5445. <p>reading:
  5446. <code>deviantart.com</code>
  5447. </p>
  5448. <p>Content provided by <strong>Positronic</strong>.</p>
  5449. <p>Edited by <strong>Isfahan</strong>.</p>
  5450. <p>DeviantArt is a strange place with many strange people, chief among them are the titular deviants, who use the site to share and explore their own peculiar sexual predilections. And that prediliction for tonight?  <strong>Amputee fetishists</strong>, and the various ways they attempt to justify their specific interest which totally isn't gross you guys I promise. There's lore!</p>
  5451. <p>This week, The F Plus learns that we're not very popular in Earmox.</p>
  5452. <p>Music used:
  5453. <ol>
  5454. <li>Minor Threat - Stumped</li>
  5455. <li>The Shins - Phantom Limb</li>
  5456. </ol>
  5457. </p>
  5458. ]]>
  5459. </content:encoded>
  5460. <itunes:summary>DeviantArt is a strange place with many strange people, chief among them are the titular deviants, who use the site to share and explore their own peculiar sexual predilections. And that prediliction for tonight?  Amputee fetishists, and the various ways they attempt to justify their specific interest which totally isn't gross you guys I promise. There's lore!
  5461. This week, The F Plus learns that we're not very popular in Earmox.</itunes:summary>
  5462. <itunes:episode>292</itunes:episode>
  5463. <itunes:title>Stumped!</itunes:title>
  5464. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  5465. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  5466. <itunes:subtitle>reading deviantart.com</itunes:subtitle>
  5467. <itunes:duration>1:17:41</itunes:duration>
  5468. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/292/ep262.jpg</image>
  5469. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/292/ep262-600x600.jpg" />
  5470. </item>
  5471. <item>
  5472. <title>live7a: F Plus Live 7 | Seattle, I Guess | Part 1</title>
  5473. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/live7a</link>
  5474. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/live7a</guid>
  5475. <pubDate>Sat, 17 Nov 2018 13:15:00 CST</pubDate>
  5476. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_live_7a.mp3" length="73000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  5477. <description>
  5478. It took us until our seventh F Plus Live to figure out that we could do it somewhere other than Minneapolis, and that we could do it in a theatre! We're so excited about the idea that we start things off with a musical number, before moving right in to reading crap!
  5479.  
  5480. 2 Wrongs Don't Make A Right (A Christian Puppet Play)
  5481. Ghost Stores from true-ghost-stories.com
  5482. I Don't Need That Junk (A Christian Puppet Play)
  5483. 7 Poems from nwanime.tv
  5484. Halloween Honesty (A Christian Puppet Play)
  5485. A question from Quora about Harry Potter and atheism
  5486.  
  5487. And this is only the first half of the experience: Part 2 is here. </description>
  5488. <content:encoded>
  5489. <![CDATA[
  5490. <p>with:
  5491. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  5492. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  5493. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  5494. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  5495. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  5496. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  5497. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  5498. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/j-w-friedman">J W Friedman</a>
  5499. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  5500. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  5501. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  5502. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  5503. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  5504. </p>
  5505. <p>Content provided by <strong>Montrith,Adam Bozarth</strong>.</p>
  5506. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  5507. <p>It took us until our seventh F Plus Live to figure out that we could do it somewhere other than Minneapolis, and that we could do it in a theatre! We're so excited about the idea that we start things off with a musical number, before moving right in to reading crap!</p>
  5508. <ol>
  5509. <li>2 Wrongs Don't Make A Right (A Christian Puppet Play)</li>
  5510. <li>Ghost Stores from true-ghost-stories.com</li>
  5511. <li>I Don't Need That Junk (A Christian Puppet Play)</li>
  5512. <li>7 Poems from nwanime.tv</li>
  5513. <li>Halloween Honesty (A Christian Puppet Play)</li>
  5514. <li>A question from Quora about Harry Potter and atheism</li>
  5515. </ol>
  5516. <p>And this is only the first half of the experience: <a href="/episode/live7b">Part 2 is here</a>.</p>
  5517. <p>Music used:
  5518. <ol>
  5519. <li>Rogers & Hammerstein - Oklahoma!</li>
  5520. </ol>
  5521. </p>
  5522. ]]>
  5523. </content:encoded>
  5524. <itunes:summary>It took us until our seventh F Plus Live to figure out that we could do it somewhere other than Minneapolis, and that we could do it in a theatre! We're so excited about the idea that we start things off with a musical number, before moving right in to reading crap!
  5525.  
  5526. 2 Wrongs Don't Make A Right (A Christian Puppet Play)
  5527. Ghost Stores from true-ghost-stories.com
  5528. I Don't Need That Junk (A Christian Puppet Play)
  5529. 7 Poems from nwanime.tv
  5530. Halloween Honesty (A Christian Puppet Play)
  5531. A question from Quora about Harry Potter and atheism
  5532.  
  5533. And this is only the first half of the experience: Part 2 is here.</itunes:summary>
  5534. <itunes:episode>live7a</itunes:episode>
  5535. <itunes:title>F Plus Live 7 | Seattle, I Guess | Part 1</itunes:title>
  5536. <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
  5537. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  5538. <itunes:subtitle>It took us until our seventh F Plus Live to figure out that we could do it somewhere other than…</itunes:subtitle>
  5539. <itunes:duration>1:31:12</itunes:duration>
  5540. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/live7a/ep_live7a.jpg</image>
  5541. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/live7a/ep_live7a-600x600.jpg" />
  5542. </item>
  5543. <item>
  5544. <title>live7b: F Plus Live 7 | Seattle, I Guess | Part 2</title>
  5545. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/live7b</link>
  5546. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/live7b</guid>
  5547. <pubDate>Sat, 17 Nov 2018 13:10:00 CST</pubDate>
  5548. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_live_7b.mp3" length="55000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  5549. <description>
  5550. As is tradition, we return from the break drunker than we were when we started, which becomes really obvious in Lemon's failed introductions. But we've got more crap to read, and we're going to read it! In the end, the room shares what they've learned before being visited by a special guest who has an especially smelly message of peace. But first: more poetry!
  5551.  
  5552. 6 more poems
  5553. Some questions from r/witchcraft
  5554. Recycling (a Christian Puppet Play)
  5555. Latawnya, the Naughty Horse, Learns to Say &quot;No&quot; To Drugs
  5556. [a message of peace]
  5557.  
  5558. And that's our seventh F Plus Live in the books, time for the karaoke party. Make sure you come next time! </description>
  5559. <content:encoded>
  5560. <![CDATA[
  5561. <p>with:
  5562. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  5563. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  5564. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  5565. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  5566. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  5567. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  5568. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  5569. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/j-w-friedman">J W Friedman</a>
  5570. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  5571. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  5572. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  5573. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  5574. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  5575. </p>
  5576. <p>Content provided by <strong>Montrith,Adam Bozarth</strong>.</p>
  5577. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  5578. <p>As is tradition, we return from the break drunker than we were when we started, which becomes really obvious in Lemon's failed introductions. But we've got more crap to read, and we're going to read it! In the end, the room shares what they've learned before being visited by a special guest who has an especially smelly message of peace. But first: <em>more poetry!</em></p>
  5579. <ol>
  5580. <li>6 more poems</li>
  5581. <li>Some questions from r/witchcraft</li>
  5582. <li>Recycling (a Christian Puppet Play)</li>
  5583. <li>Latawnya, the Naughty Horse, Learns to Say &quot;No&quot; To Drugs</li>
  5584. <li>[a message of peace]</li>
  5585. </ol>
  5586. <p>And that's our seventh F Plus Live in the books, time for the karaoke party. Make sure you come next time!</p>
  5587. ]]>
  5588. </content:encoded>
  5589. <itunes:summary>As is tradition, we return from the break drunker than we were when we started, which becomes really obvious in Lemon's failed introductions. But we've got more crap to read, and we're going to read it! In the end, the room shares what they've learned before being visited by a special guest who has an especially smelly message of peace. But first: more poetry!
  5590.  
  5591. 6 more poems
  5592. Some questions from r/witchcraft
  5593. Recycling (a Christian Puppet Play)
  5594. Latawnya, the Naughty Horse, Learns to Say &quot;No&quot; To Drugs
  5595. [a message of peace]
  5596.  
  5597. And that's our seventh F Plus Live in the books, time for the karaoke party. Make sure you come next time!</itunes:summary>
  5598. <itunes:episode>live7b</itunes:episode>
  5599. <itunes:title>F Plus Live 7 | Seattle, I Guess | Part 2</itunes:title>
  5600. <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
  5601. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  5602. <itunes:subtitle>As is tradition, we return from the break drunker than we were when we started, which becomes…</itunes:subtitle>
  5603. <itunes:duration>1:08:41</itunes:duration>
  5604. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/live7b/ep_live7b.jpg</image>
  5605. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/live7b/ep_live7b-600x600.jpg" />
  5606. </item>
  5607. <item>
  5608. <title>291: Hi Reddit, I'm On Drugs Right Now</title>
  5609. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/291</link>
  5610. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/291</guid>
  5611. <pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2018 12:58:00 CST</pubDate>
  5612. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_291.mp3" length="55000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  5613. <description>
  5614. Some people use drugs as a method of self-discovery. Some people use Reddit as a way to discover things they don't know enough about. What happens when these two things combine? Stupid things, obviously! We're looking at a number of different subreddits, but primarily r/drugs — a place where people who are high can describe exactly how high they are, while other people leave asinine comments that get 300 upvotes.
  5615. This week, itl think ibecsuse it feel jo and sjd do mand there is no back but thicscsdi i will enterbdu thef shower the aneturies whmait fir ne in there ; </description>
  5616. <content:encoded>
  5617. <![CDATA[
  5618. <p>with:
  5619. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  5620. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  5621. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  5622. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  5623. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  5624. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  5625. </p>
  5626. <p>reading:
  5627. <code>reddit.com</code>
  5628. </p>
  5629. <p>Content provided by <strong>chai tea latte</strong>.</p>
  5630. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  5631. <p>Some people use drugs as a method of self-discovery. Some people use Reddit as a way to discover things they don't know enough about. What happens when these two things combine? Stupid things, obviously! We're looking at a number of different subreddits, but primarily <strong>r/drugs</strong> — a place where people who are high can describe exactly how high they are, while other people leave asinine comments that get 300 upvotes.</p>
  5632. <p>This week, itl think ibecsuse it feel jo and sjd do mand there is no back but thicscsdi i will enterbdu thef shower the aneturies whmait fir ne in there ;</p>
  5633. <p>Music used:
  5634. <ol>
  5635. <li>Land of the Loops - Multi Family Garage Sale (Bargain Bin Mix)</li>
  5636. <li>Electric Six - I Buy The Drugs</li>
  5637. </ol>
  5638. </p>
  5639. ]]>
  5640. </content:encoded>
  5641. <itunes:summary>Some people use drugs as a method of self-discovery. Some people use Reddit as a way to discover things they don't know enough about. What happens when these two things combine? Stupid things, obviously! We're looking at a number of different subreddits, but primarily r/drugs — a place where people who are high can describe exactly how high they are, while other people leave asinine comments that get 300 upvotes.
  5642. This week, itl think ibecsuse it feel jo and sjd do mand there is no back but thicscsdi i will enterbdu thef shower the aneturies whmait fir ne in there ;</itunes:summary>
  5643. <itunes:episode>291</itunes:episode>
  5644. <itunes:title>Hi Reddit, I'm On Drugs Right Now</itunes:title>
  5645. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  5646. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  5647. <itunes:subtitle>reading reddit.com</itunes:subtitle>
  5648. <itunes:duration>1:08:18</itunes:duration>
  5649. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/291/ep291.jpg</image>
  5650. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/291/ep291-600x600.jpg" />
  5651. </item>
  5652. <item>
  5653. <title>290: Smashed Words</title>
  5654. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/290</link>
  5655. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/290</guid>
  5656. <pubDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2018 01:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  5657. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_290.mp3" length="73000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  5658. <description>
  5659. With half a million works in their catalog, the marketplace at the strangely named Smashwords describes itself as “your ebook. your way”. And, as long as “your ebook” is a christian cyberpunk business-minded erotic novalla and “your way” is with rambling paragraphs and keyword-stuffed sentences almost nearly as difficult to follow as this episode description, then you, my friend are in luck. It's all descriptions of ebooks this time around, folks. Settle in.
  5660. This episode, The F Plus knocks at the door of a woman in an illegitimate manner (and the whole spiritual realm is on alert). </description>
  5661. <content:encoded>
  5662. <![CDATA[
  5663. <p>with:
  5664. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  5665. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  5666. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  5667. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  5668. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  5669. </p>
  5670. <p>reading:
  5671. <code>smashwords.com</code>
  5672. </p>
  5673. <p>Content provided by <strong>Kanyesutra,Kumquatxop</strong>.</p>
  5674. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  5675. <p>With half a million works in their catalog, the marketplace at the strangely named <strong>Smashwords</strong> describes itself as “your ebook. your way”. And, as long as “your ebook” is a christian cyberpunk business-minded erotic novalla and “your way” is with rambling paragraphs and keyword-stuffed sentences almost nearly as difficult to follow as this episode description, then you, my friend are in luck. It's all descriptions of ebooks this time around, folks. Settle in.</p>
  5676. <p>This episode, The F Plus knocks at the door of a woman in an illegitimate manner (and the whole spiritual realm is on alert).</p>
  5677. <p>Music used:
  5678. <ol>
  5679. <li>Tokyo Cafe Lounge - Paperback Writer</li>
  5680. <li>King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard - The Book</li>
  5681. </ol>
  5682. </p>
  5683. ]]>
  5684. </content:encoded>
  5685. <itunes:summary>With half a million works in their catalog, the marketplace at the strangely named Smashwords describes itself as “your ebook. your way”. And, as long as “your ebook” is a christian cyberpunk business-minded erotic novalla and “your way” is with rambling paragraphs and keyword-stuffed sentences almost nearly as difficult to follow as this episode description, then you, my friend are in luck. It's all descriptions of ebooks this time around, folks. Settle in.
  5686. This episode, The F Plus knocks at the door of a woman in an illegitimate manner (and the whole spiritual realm is on alert).</itunes:summary>
  5687. <itunes:episode>290</itunes:episode>
  5688. <itunes:title>Smashed Words</itunes:title>
  5689. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  5690. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  5691. <itunes:subtitle>reading smashwords.com</itunes:subtitle>
  5692. <itunes:duration>1:19:07</itunes:duration>
  5693. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/290/ep290.jpg</image>
  5694. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/290/ep290-600x600.jpg" />
  5695. </item>
  5696. <item>
  5697. <title>289: May I Propose Prepuce?</title>
  5698. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/289</link>
  5699. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/289</guid>
  5700. <pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2018 16:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  5701. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_289.mp3" length="89000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  5702. <description>
  5703. When the users over at Adult Fanfiction Dot Org aren't writing porn, they're thinking of ways to critque the ways that you, personally, write your porn. Fortunately, the site has a forum to service this need.
  5704. This week, The F Plus finds the Darkwing Duck erotic fanfic. </description>
  5705. <content:encoded>
  5706. <![CDATA[
  5707. <p>with:
  5708. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  5709. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  5710. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bumpgrrl">bumpgrrl</a>
  5711. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  5712. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jt">JT</a>
  5713. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  5714. </p>
  5715. <p>reading:
  5716. <code>adult-fanfiction.org</code>
  5717. </p>
  5718. <p>Content provided by <strong>Curlicue</strong>.</p>
  5719. <p>Edited by <strong>Achilles' Heelies</strong>.</p>
  5720. <p>When the users over at Adult Fanfiction Dot Org aren't writing porn, they're thinking of ways to critque the ways that you, personally, write your porn. Fortunately, the site has a forum to service this need.</p>
  5721. <p>This week, The F Plus finds the Darkwing Duck erotic fanfic.</p>
  5722. <p>Music used:
  5723. <ol>
  5724. <li>The Knack - My Sharona</li>
  5725. <li>Jeff Pescetto - Darkwing Duck Theme</li>
  5726. </ol>
  5727. </p>
  5728. ]]>
  5729. </content:encoded>
  5730. <itunes:summary>When the users over at Adult Fanfiction Dot Org aren't writing porn, they're thinking of ways to critque the ways that you, personally, write your porn. Fortunately, the site has a forum to service this need.
  5731. This week, The F Plus finds the Darkwing Duck erotic fanfic.</itunes:summary>
  5732. <itunes:episode>289</itunes:episode>
  5733. <itunes:title>May I Propose Prepuce?</itunes:title>
  5734. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  5735. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  5736. <itunes:subtitle>reading adult-fanfiction.org</itunes:subtitle>
  5737. <itunes:duration>1:21:59</itunes:duration>
  5738. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/289/ep289.jpg</image>
  5739. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/289/ep289-600x600.jpg" />
  5740. </item>
  5741. <item>
  5742. <title>288: The Rites of Price</title>
  5743. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/288</link>
  5744. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/288</guid>
  5745. <pubDate>Tue, 11 Sep 2018 15:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  5746. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_288.mp3" length="54000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  5747. <description>
  5748. Let's not complicate matters: There are magickal items for sale on Etsy. This episode involves us reading about those items. We square? Great. Now, enjoy our new game show.
  5749. This week, The F Plus doesn't give any sharp items to Contestant Number One. </description>
  5750. <content:encoded>
  5751. <![CDATA[
  5752. <p>with:
  5753. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  5754. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  5755. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  5756. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/squiddy">Squiddy</a>
  5757. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  5758. </p>
  5759. <p>reading:
  5760. <code>etsy.com</code>
  5761. </p>
  5762. <p>Content provided by <strong>Seth "Slimy" Rollins</strong>.</p>
  5763. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  5764. <p>Let's not complicate matters: There are magickal items for sale on Etsy. This episode involves us reading about those items. We square? Great. Now, enjoy our new game show.</p>
  5765. <p>This week, The F Plus doesn't give any sharp items to Contestant Number One.</p>
  5766. <p>Music used:
  5767. <ol>
  5768. <li>Lil' Kim ft. 50 Cent - Magic Stick</li>
  5769. <li>Keely Smith - It's Magic</li>
  5770. </ol>
  5771. </p>
  5772. ]]>
  5773. </content:encoded>
  5774. <itunes:summary>Let's not complicate matters: There are magickal items for sale on Etsy. This episode involves us reading about those items. We square? Great. Now, enjoy our new game show.
  5775. This week, The F Plus doesn't give any sharp items to Contestant Number One.</itunes:summary>
  5776. <itunes:episode>288</itunes:episode>
  5777. <itunes:title>The Rites of Price</itunes:title>
  5778. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  5779. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  5780. <itunes:subtitle>reading etsy.com</itunes:subtitle>
  5781. <itunes:duration>1:18:23</itunes:duration>
  5782. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/288/ep288.jpg</image>
  5783. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/288/ep288-600x600.jpg" />
  5784. </item>
  5785. <item>
  5786. <title>287: Shorn To Secrecy</title>
  5787. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/287</link>
  5788. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/287</guid>
  5789. <pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2018 21:30:00 CST</pubDate>
  5790. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_287.mp3" length="58000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  5791. <description>
  5792. We've previously taught you that being into women's hair is a thing, but it turns out that the cutting of hair is a thing as well. There's a surprising number of sites documenting this fact, and we're looking at several of them, from forums to niche porn to... well, that's really it.
  5793. This week, The F Plus saves #0000 for when we're nearing orgasm. </description>
  5794. <content:encoded>
  5795. <![CDATA[
  5796. <p>with:
  5797. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  5798. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  5799. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  5800. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  5801. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  5802. </p>
  5803. <p>reading:
  5804. <code>wikipedia.org</code>
  5805. <code>nofap.com</code>
  5806. <code>hvids.net</code>
  5807. <code>haircut.net</code>
  5808. </p>
  5809. <p>Content provided by <strong>Shell Game,dijon du jour</strong>.</p>
  5810. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  5811. <p>We've <a href="https://thefpl.us/episode/278">previously</a> taught you that being into women's hair is a thing, but it turns out that the cutting of hair is a thing as well. There's a surprising number of sites documenting this fact, and we're looking at several of them, from forums to niche porn to... well, that's really it.</p>
  5812. <p>This week, The F Plus saves #0000 for when we're nearing orgasm.</p>
  5813. <p>Music used:
  5814. <ol>
  5815. <li>Foxy Shazam - Its Hair Smelled Like Bonfire</li>
  5816. <li>Mojo Nixon - Don't Want No Foo-Foo Haircut on My Head</li>
  5817. </ol>
  5818. </p>
  5819. ]]>
  5820. </content:encoded>
  5821. <itunes:summary>We've previously taught you that being into women's hair is a thing, but it turns out that the cutting of hair is a thing as well. There's a surprising number of sites documenting this fact, and we're looking at several of them, from forums to niche porn to... well, that's really it.
  5822. This week, The F Plus saves #0000 for when we're nearing orgasm.</itunes:summary>
  5823. <itunes:episode>287</itunes:episode>
  5824. <itunes:title>Shorn To Secrecy</itunes:title>
  5825. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  5826. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  5827. <itunes:subtitle>reading wikipedia.org,nofap.com,hvids.net,haircut.net</itunes:subtitle>
  5828. <itunes:duration>1:12:40</itunes:duration>
  5829. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/287/ep287.jpg</image>
  5830. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/287/ep287-600x600.jpg" />
  5831. </item>
  5832. <item>
  5833. <title>twas: 'Twas The Night of Jack Chickmas</title>
  5834. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/twas</link>
  5835. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/twas</guid>
  5836. <pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2018 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  5837. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_twas.mp3" length="38000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  5838. <description>
  5839. So, Cat Examiner submitted a document that was nothing but &quot;Night Before Christmas&quot; style poems.
  5840. Then, the next day, Jack Chick got drunk and recorded the entire document, top to bottom, by himself. </description>
  5841. <content:encoded>
  5842. <![CDATA[
  5843. <p>with:
  5844. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  5845. </p>
  5846. <p>reading:
  5847. <code>reddit.com</code>
  5848. </p>
  5849. <p>Content provided by <strong>Cat Examiner</strong>.</p>
  5850. <p>Edited by <strong>Jack Chick</strong>.</p>
  5851. <p>So, Cat Examiner submitted a document that was nothing but &quot;Night Before Christmas&quot; style poems.</p>
  5852. <p>Then, the next day, Jack Chick got drunk and recorded the entire document, top to bottom, by himself.</p>
  5853. <p>Music used:
  5854. <ol>
  5855. <li>Rosemary Clooney & Gene Autry - The Night Before Christmas Song</li>
  5856. <li>King Diamond - No Presents for Christmas</li>
  5857. </ol>
  5858. </p>
  5859. ]]>
  5860. </content:encoded>
  5861. <itunes:summary>So, Cat Examiner submitted a document that was nothing but &quot;Night Before Christmas&quot; style poems.
  5862. Then, the next day, Jack Chick got drunk and recorded the entire document, top to bottom, by himself.</itunes:summary>
  5863. <itunes:episode>twas</itunes:episode>
  5864. <itunes:title>'Twas The Night of Jack Chickmas</itunes:title>
  5865. <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
  5866. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  5867. <itunes:subtitle>reading reddit.com</itunes:subtitle>
  5868. <itunes:duration>52:44</itunes:duration>
  5869. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/twas/ep_twas.jpg</image>
  5870. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/twas/ep_twas-1200x1200.jpg" />
  5871. </item>
  5872. <item>
  5873. <title>286: Topix Not Worth Discussing</title>
  5874. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/286</link>
  5875. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/286</guid>
  5876. <pubDate>Mon, 06 Aug 2018 22:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  5877. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_286.mp3" length="000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  5878. <description>
  5879. The website Topix has been around since 2004 and in all that time has yet to figure out a good reason to exist. It's a news aggregator website with specific regional subsections, and that's the part we're focusing on in this episode. Who called the cops on drug dealers in Indiana? Who is fat and talking trash in Western Kentucky? Who cares about any of this nonsense? 2 of those 3 questions will be answered!
  5880. This week, The F Plus hopes we can figure out when you come in our mouths. </description>
  5881. <content:encoded>
  5882. <![CDATA[
  5883. <p>with:
  5884. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  5885. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  5886. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  5887. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  5888. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  5889. </p>
  5890. <p>reading:
  5891. <code>topix.com</code>
  5892. </p>
  5893. <p>Content provided by <strong>T Azimuth Schwitters</strong>.</p>
  5894. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  5895. <p>The website Topix has been around since 2004 and in all that time has yet to figure out a good reason to exist. It's a news aggregator website with specific regional subsections, and that's the part we're focusing on in this episode. Who called the cops on drug dealers in Indiana? Who is fat and talking trash in Western Kentucky? Who cares about any of this nonsense? 2 of those 3 questions will be answered!</p>
  5896. <p>This week, The F Plus hopes we can figure out when you come in our mouths.</p>
  5897. <p>Music used:
  5898. <ol>
  5899. <li>Parquet Courts - Always Back in Town</li>
  5900. <li>Bronski Beat - Smalltown Boy</li>
  5901. </ol>
  5902. </p>
  5903. ]]>
  5904. </content:encoded>
  5905. <itunes:summary>The website Topix has been around since 2004 and in all that time has yet to figure out a good reason to exist. It's a news aggregator website with specific regional subsections, and that's the part we're focusing on in this episode. Who called the cops on drug dealers in Indiana? Who is fat and talking trash in Western Kentucky? Who cares about any of this nonsense? 2 of those 3 questions will be answered!
  5906. This week, The F Plus hopes we can figure out when you come in our mouths.</itunes:summary>
  5907. <itunes:episode>286</itunes:episode>
  5908. <itunes:title>Topix Not Worth Discussing</itunes:title>
  5909. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  5910. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  5911. <itunes:subtitle>reading topix.com</itunes:subtitle>
  5912. <itunes:duration>1:18:02</itunes:duration>
  5913. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/286/ep286.jpg</image>
  5914. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/286/ep286-600x600.jpg" />
  5915. </item>
  5916. <item>
  5917. <title>285: Our First And Only Vore Episode</title>
  5918. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/285</link>
  5919. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/285</guid>
  5920. <pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2018 22:30:00 CST</pubDate>
  5921. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_285.mp3" length="63000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  5922. <description>
  5923. It's kind of weird that a podcast that's existed for as long as ours has, that covers the sort of material that we do, has yet to do a full-on vore episode. Just a primer in case you need it: Vore is the (predominantly furry) preoccupation with one party eating the other. It's separate from cannibalism because there's a size differential and complete disregard for physical reality which tends to make it less gross. That is, until the ambulance shows up. Once the ambulance shows up, it's a whole different thing.
  5924. This week, The F Plus demands you disregard everything you've ever read. </description>
  5925. <content:encoded>
  5926. <![CDATA[
  5927. <p>with:
  5928. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  5929. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  5930. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  5931. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  5932. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  5933. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  5934. </p>
  5935. <p>reading:
  5936. <code>aryion.com</code>
  5937. </p>
  5938. <p>Content provided by <strong>Spooks</strong>.</p>
  5939. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  5940. <p>It's kind of weird that a podcast that's existed for as long as ours has, that covers the sort of material that we do, has yet to do a full-on vore episode. Just a primer in case you need it: Vore is the (predominantly furry) preoccupation with one party eating the other. It's separate from cannibalism because there's a size differential and complete disregard for physical reality which tends to make it less gross. That is, until the ambulance shows up. Once the ambulance shows up, it's a whole different thing.</p>
  5941. <p>This week, The F Plus demands you disregard everything you've ever read.</p>
  5942. <p>Music used:
  5943. <ol>
  5944. <li>Tone Lōc - If I'm Gonna Eat Somebody</li>
  5945. <li>Toto Coelo - I Eat Cannibals</li>
  5946. </ol>
  5947. </p>
  5948. ]]>
  5949. </content:encoded>
  5950. <itunes:summary>It's kind of weird that a podcast that's existed for as long as ours has, that covers the sort of material that we do, has yet to do a full-on vore episode. Just a primer in case you need it: Vore is the (predominantly furry) preoccupation with one party eating the other. It's separate from cannibalism because there's a size differential and complete disregard for physical reality which tends to make it less gross. That is, until the ambulance shows up. Once the ambulance shows up, it's a whole different thing.
  5951. This week, The F Plus demands you disregard everything you've ever read.</itunes:summary>
  5952. <itunes:episode>285</itunes:episode>
  5953. <itunes:title>Our First And Only Vore Episode</itunes:title>
  5954. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  5955. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  5956. <itunes:subtitle>reading aryion.com</itunes:subtitle>
  5957. <itunes:duration>1:17:55</itunes:duration>
  5958. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/285/ep285.jpg</image>
  5959. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/285/ep285-600x600.jpg" />
  5960. </item>
  5961. <item>
  5962. <title>284: The Politics of Bimboland</title>
  5963. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/284</link>
  5964. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/284</guid>
  5965. <pubDate>Fri, 06 Jul 2018 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  5966. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_284.mp3" length="53000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  5967. <description>
  5968. Bimboland (or BimboLand or Bimbo Land, depending) is a browser game where where players create an avatar and then level up their stats, try on clothes, and date other bimbos. Much more crucially, the Nation of Bimboland has a state called Atheistia, recognizes Christopher Hitchens' birthday as a national holiday, and has a hotly debated election coming up soon.
  5969. This week, the man has the penis to satisfy the woman. The man has the penis to satisfy the woman. The man has the penis to satisfy the woman. </description>
  5970. <content:encoded>
  5971. <![CDATA[
  5972. <p>with:
  5973. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  5974. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  5975. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  5976. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  5977. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  5978. </p>
  5979. <p>reading:
  5980. <code>bimbo.land</code>
  5981. </p>
  5982. <p>Content provided by <strong>Girlkisser</strong>.</p>
  5983. <p>Edited by <strong>Adam Bozarth</strong>.</p>
  5984. <p>Bimboland (or BimboLand or Bimbo Land, depending) is a browser game where where players create an avatar and then level up their stats, try on clothes, and date other bimbos. Much more crucially, the Nation of Bimboland has a state called Atheistia, recognizes Christopher Hitchens' birthday as a national holiday, and has a hotly debated election coming up soon.</p>
  5985. <p>This week, the man has the penis to satisfy the woman. The man has the penis to satisfy the woman. The man has the penis to satisfy the woman.</p>
  5986. <p>Music used:
  5987. <ol>
  5988. <li>The Rolling Stones - In Another Land</li>
  5989. <li>The Kinks - I'm On An Island</li>
  5990. </ol>
  5991. </p>
  5992. ]]>
  5993. </content:encoded>
  5994. <itunes:summary>Bimboland (or BimboLand or Bimbo Land, depending) is a browser game where where players create an avatar and then level up their stats, try on clothes, and date other bimbos. Much more crucially, the Nation of Bimboland has a state called Atheistia, recognizes Christopher Hitchens' birthday as a national holiday, and has a hotly debated election coming up soon.
  5995. This week, the man has the penis to satisfy the woman. The man has the penis to satisfy the woman. The man has the penis to satisfy the woman.</itunes:summary>
  5996. <itunes:episode>284</itunes:episode>
  5997. <itunes:title>The Politics of Bimboland</itunes:title>
  5998. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  5999. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  6000. <itunes:subtitle>reading bimbo.land</itunes:subtitle>
  6001. <itunes:duration>1:16:55</itunes:duration>
  6002. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/284/ep284.jpg</image>
  6003. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/284/ep284-600x600.jpg" />
  6004. </item>
  6005. <item>
  6006. <title>283: Nice Guys Finish Last</title>
  6007. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/283</link>
  6008. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/283</guid>
  6009. <pubDate>Sun, 01 Jul 2018 13:30:00 CST</pubDate>
  6010. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_283.mp3" length="56000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  6011. <description>
  6012. Milovana.com is the internet's most comprehensive resource for methods of orgasm denial. From instructional videos to concept discussions, to a genre of video game that is entirely baffling, the folks over here are united by a single belief that having an orgasm is a super bad thing to do, and they'll stop it at any costs.
  6013. This week, The F Plus enters the Edge N' Ride section. </description>
  6014. <content:encoded>
  6015. <![CDATA[
  6016. <p>with:
  6017. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  6018. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  6019. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  6020. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  6021. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  6022. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  6023. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/tommy">Tommy</a>
  6024. </p>
  6025. <p>reading:
  6026. <code>milovana.com</code>
  6027. </p>
  6028. <p>Content provided by <strong>Girlkisser,A Meat</strong>.</p>
  6029. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  6030. <p>Milovana.com is the internet's most comprehensive resource for methods of orgasm denial. From instructional videos to concept discussions, to a genre of video game that is entirely baffling, the folks over here are united by a single belief that having an orgasm is a super bad thing to do, and they'll stop it at any costs.</p>
  6031. <p>This week, The F Plus enters the Edge N' Ride section.</p>
  6032. <p>Music used:
  6033. <ol>
  6034. <li>Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Relax</li>
  6035. <li>Traditional Arrangement - God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen</li>
  6036. </ol>
  6037. </p>
  6038. ]]>
  6039. </content:encoded>
  6040. <itunes:summary>Milovana.com is the internet's most comprehensive resource for methods of orgasm denial. From instructional videos to concept discussions, to a genre of video game that is entirely baffling, the folks over here are united by a single belief that having an orgasm is a super bad thing to do, and they'll stop it at any costs.
  6041. This week, The F Plus enters the Edge N' Ride section.</itunes:summary>
  6042. <itunes:episode>283</itunes:episode>
  6043. <itunes:title>Nice Guys Finish Last</itunes:title>
  6044. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  6045. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  6046. <itunes:subtitle>reading milovana.com</itunes:subtitle>
  6047. <itunes:duration>1:21:18</itunes:duration>
  6048. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/283/ep283.jpg</image>
  6049. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/283/ep283-600x600.jpg" />
  6050. </item>
  6051. <item>
  6052. <title>282: Pounded In The Butt By The Heal Beam</title>
  6053. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/282</link>
  6054. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/282</guid>
  6055. <pubDate>Sat, 09 Jun 2018 23:35:00 CST</pubDate>
  6056. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_282.mp3" length="55000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  6057. <description>
  6058. Over time, the sociological constructs of multiplayer video games have bled ever more into the regular lives of sexually active adults. Whether with strangers or known companions, the construct of team dynamics in a pseudoviolent situation become more commonplace and more complex. Which is, of course, very sexy. To that end, this is an episode about r/healsluts, a community of people who extrapolate video game healing into a dom/sub relationship, because of course they do.
  6059. This week, The F Plus allows you to hump a pillow. </description>
  6060. <content:encoded>
  6061. <![CDATA[
  6062. <p>with:
  6063. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  6064. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  6065. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  6066. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  6067. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  6068. </p>
  6069. <p>reading:
  6070. <code>reddit.com</code>
  6071. </p>
  6072. <p>Content provided by <strong>Spooks</strong>.</p>
  6073. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  6074. <p>Over time, the sociological constructs of multiplayer video games have bled ever more into the regular lives of sexually active adults. Whether with strangers or known companions, the construct of team dynamics in a pseudoviolent situation become more commonplace and more complex. Which is, of course, <em>very sexy</em>. To that end, this is an episode about <strong>r/healsluts</strong>, a community of people who extrapolate video game healing into a dom/sub relationship, because of course they do.</p>
  6075. <p>This week, The F Plus allows you to hump a pillow.</p>
  6076. <p>Music used:
  6077. <ol>
  6078. <li>Aesop Rock - None Shall Pass</li>
  6079. <li>Marvin Gaye - Sexual Healing</li>
  6080. </ol>
  6081. </p>
  6082. ]]>
  6083. </content:encoded>
  6084. <itunes:summary>Over time, the sociological constructs of multiplayer video games have bled ever more into the regular lives of sexually active adults. Whether with strangers or known companions, the construct of team dynamics in a pseudoviolent situation become more commonplace and more complex. Which is, of course, very sexy. To that end, this is an episode about r/healsluts, a community of people who extrapolate video game healing into a dom/sub relationship, because of course they do.
  6085. This week, The F Plus allows you to hump a pillow.</itunes:summary>
  6086. <itunes:episode>282</itunes:episode>
  6087. <itunes:title>Pounded In The Butt By The Heal Beam</itunes:title>
  6088. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  6089. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  6090. <itunes:subtitle>reading reddit.com</itunes:subtitle>
  6091. <itunes:duration>1:08:02</itunes:duration>
  6092. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/282/ep282.jpg</image>
  6093. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/282/ep282-600x600.jpg" />
  6094. </item>
  6095. <item>
  6096. <title>281: I Want That Inside Me</title>
  6097. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/281</link>
  6098. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/281</guid>
  6099. <pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2018 15:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  6100. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_281.mp3" length="60000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  6101. <description>
  6102. Biohack.me is a place for &quot;grinders&quot;. That's a word with many definitions, but to the forum community at biohack.me, a grinder is someone who cuts themsleves in order to stick something in the wound, like a magnet or a USB stick. As you might imagine, this episode is a bit intense, and I think we came close to making one our readers pass out. So just know that going in.
  6103. This week, The F Plus regrets clicking on the image links. </description>
  6104. <content:encoded>
  6105. <![CDATA[
  6106. <p>with:
  6107. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  6108. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  6109. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/ironicus">Ironicus</a>
  6110. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  6111. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  6112. </p>
  6113. <p>reading:
  6114. <code>biohack.me</code>
  6115. </p>
  6116. <p>Content provided by <strong>The Lesbiathan,Heavenator</strong>.</p>
  6117. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  6118. <p>Biohack.me is a place for &quot;grinders&quot;. That's a word with many definitions, but to the forum community at biohack.me, a grinder is someone who cuts themsleves in order to stick something in the wound, like a magnet or a USB stick. As you might imagine, this episode is a bit <em>intense</em>, and I think we came close to making one our readers pass out. So just know that going in.</p>
  6119. <p>This week, The F Plus regrets clicking on the image links.</p>
  6120. <p>Music used:
  6121. <ol>
  6122. <li>White Zombie - More Human Than Human</li>
  6123. <li>Shit Robot - Tuff Enuff</li>
  6124. </ol>
  6125. </p>
  6126. ]]>
  6127. </content:encoded>
  6128. <itunes:summary>Biohack.me is a place for &quot;grinders&quot;. That's a word with many definitions, but to the forum community at biohack.me, a grinder is someone who cuts themsleves in order to stick something in the wound, like a magnet or a USB stick. As you might imagine, this episode is a bit intense, and I think we came close to making one our readers pass out. So just know that going in.
  6129. This week, The F Plus regrets clicking on the image links.</itunes:summary>
  6130. <itunes:episode>281</itunes:episode>
  6131. <itunes:title>I Want That Inside Me</itunes:title>
  6132. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  6133. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  6134. <itunes:subtitle>reading biohack.me</itunes:subtitle>
  6135. <itunes:duration>1:16:52</itunes:duration>
  6136. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/281/ep281.jpg</image>
  6137. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/281/ep281-500x500.jpg" />
  6138. </item>
  6139. <item>
  6140. <title>280: For A Better Slearth</title>
  6141. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/280</link>
  6142. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/280</guid>
  6143. <pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2018 13:13:00 CST</pubDate>
  6144. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_280.mp3" length="50000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  6145. <description>
  6146. Of the many Stack Exchange communities out there, the brave souls at the Worldbuilding Stack Exchange are the ones working tirelessly to solve the very dumbest of problems. Got a problem with your fictional alternate reality universe? Logistics you want to work through? Poorly drawn metaphors you want to hammer home with Hard Science? Let's waste our time together.
  6147. This week, The F Plus asks what is a hat. </description>
  6148. <content:encoded>
  6149. <![CDATA[
  6150. <p>with:
  6151. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  6152. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  6153. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  6154. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  6155. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  6156. </p>
  6157. <p>reading:
  6158. <code>stackexchange.com</code>
  6159. </p>
  6160. <p>Content provided by <strong>Zekka</strong>.</p>
  6161. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  6162. <p>Of the many Stack Exchange communities out there, the brave souls at the Worldbuilding Stack Exchange are the ones working tirelessly to solve the very dumbest of problems. Got a problem with your fictional alternate reality universe? Logistics you want to work through? Poorly drawn metaphors you want to hammer home with Hard Science? Let's waste our time together.</p>
  6163. <p>This week, The F Plus asks what is a hat.</p>
  6164. <p>Music used:
  6165. <ol>
  6166. <li>Wire - Too Late</li>
  6167. <li>Johnny Cash ft. Big Bird - Don't Take Your Ones To Town</li>
  6168. </ol>
  6169. </p>
  6170. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>ikaribattousai</strong></p>
  6171. ]]>
  6172. </content:encoded>
  6173. <itunes:summary>Of the many Stack Exchange communities out there, the brave souls at the Worldbuilding Stack Exchange are the ones working tirelessly to solve the very dumbest of problems. Got a problem with your fictional alternate reality universe? Logistics you want to work through? Poorly drawn metaphors you want to hammer home with Hard Science? Let's waste our time together.
  6174. This week, The F Plus asks what is a hat.</itunes:summary>
  6175. <itunes:episode>280</itunes:episode>
  6176. <itunes:title>For A Better Slearth</itunes:title>
  6177. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  6178. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  6179. <itunes:subtitle>reading stackexchange.com</itunes:subtitle>
  6180. <itunes:duration>1:02:48</itunes:duration>
  6181. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/280/ep280.jpg</image>
  6182. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/280/ep280-530x530.jpg" />
  6183. </item>
  6184. <item>
  6185. <title>279: Masters of Bating</title>
  6186. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/279</link>
  6187. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/279</guid>
  6188. <pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2018 20:55:00 CST</pubDate>
  6189. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_279.mp3" length="47000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  6190. <description>
  6191. If you're looking for a place where old men are chattin' about jackin', you could do a lot worse than JackinChat dot com. These are men who have transcended masturbation as you might know it and recognize it as the only pure form of human expression; an expression best conveyed with sexually explicit emoticons.
  6192. This week, The F Plus is going for The Full 24 Hours. </description>
  6193. <content:encoded>
  6194. <![CDATA[
  6195. <p>with:
  6196. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  6197. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  6198. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  6199. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  6200. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  6201. </p>
  6202. <p>reading:
  6203. <code>jackinchat.com</code>
  6204. </p>
  6205. <p>Content provided by <strong>Napoleon Blownapart</strong>.</p>
  6206. <p>Edited by <strong>Adam Bozarth</strong>.</p>
  6207. <p>If you're looking for a place where old men are chattin' about jackin', you could do a lot worse than JackinChat dot com. These are men who have transcended masturbation as you might know it and recognize it as the only pure form of human expression; an expression best conveyed with sexually explicit emoticons.</p>
  6208. <p>This week, The F Plus is going for The Full 24 Hours.</p>
  6209. <p>Music used:
  6210. <ol>
  6211. <li>The Capitols - Cool Jerk</li>
  6212. <li>Clarence Carter - Strokin'</li>
  6213. </ol>
  6214. </p>
  6215. ]]>
  6216. </content:encoded>
  6217. <itunes:summary>If you're looking for a place where old men are chattin' about jackin', you could do a lot worse than JackinChat dot com. These are men who have transcended masturbation as you might know it and recognize it as the only pure form of human expression; an expression best conveyed with sexually explicit emoticons.
  6218. This week, The F Plus is going for The Full 24 Hours.</itunes:summary>
  6219. <itunes:episode>279</itunes:episode>
  6220. <itunes:title>Masters of Bating</itunes:title>
  6221. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  6222. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  6223. <itunes:subtitle>reading jackinchat.com</itunes:subtitle>
  6224. <itunes:duration>1:08:04</itunes:duration>
  6225. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/279/ep279b.jpg</image>
  6226. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/279/ep279b-600x600.jpg" />
  6227. </item>
  6228. <item>
  6229. <title>278: It's Trichy!</title>
  6230. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/278</link>
  6231. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/278</guid>
  6232. <pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2018 12:10:00 CST</pubDate>
  6233. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_278.mp3" length="65000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  6234. <description>
  6235. You might expect that the people over at KinkyForums are dilettantes with their sexual proclivities, but that would be a mistake. They have found what is, for them, the one perfect fetish: hair. They may disagree on hair length, hair texture, and the most desirable haircuts, but they really like hair. And, as you're about to learn, their love of hair comes at a disservice to you, personally.
  6236. This week, The F Plus actually was commenting on your beautiful bobs. </description>
  6237. <content:encoded>
  6238. <![CDATA[
  6239. <p>with:
  6240. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  6241. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  6242. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  6243. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  6244. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  6245. </p>
  6246. <p>reading:
  6247. <code>kinkyforums.com</code>
  6248. </p>
  6249. <p>Content provided by <strong>Morgan</strong>.</p>
  6250. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  6251. <p>You might expect that the people over at KinkyForums are dilettantes with their sexual proclivities, but that would be a mistake. They have found what is, for them, the one perfect fetish: hair. They may disagree on hair length, hair texture, and the most desirable haircuts, but they <em>really</em> like hair. And, as you're about to learn, their love of hair comes at a disservice to you, personally.</p>
  6252. <p>This week, The F Plus actually <em>was</em> commenting on your beautiful bobs.</p>
  6253. <p>Music used:
  6254. <ol>
  6255. <li>Grand Central Station - Hair</li>
  6256. <li>INXS - Suicide Blonde</li>
  6257. </ol>
  6258. </p>
  6259. ]]>
  6260. </content:encoded>
  6261. <itunes:summary>You might expect that the people over at KinkyForums are dilettantes with their sexual proclivities, but that would be a mistake. They have found what is, for them, the one perfect fetish: hair. They may disagree on hair length, hair texture, and the most desirable haircuts, but they really like hair. And, as you're about to learn, their love of hair comes at a disservice to you, personally.
  6262. This week, The F Plus actually was commenting on your beautiful bobs.</itunes:summary>
  6263. <itunes:episode>278</itunes:episode>
  6264. <itunes:title>It's Trichy!</itunes:title>
  6265. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  6266. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  6267. <itunes:subtitle>reading kinkyforums.com</itunes:subtitle>
  6268. <itunes:duration>1:20:35</itunes:duration>
  6269. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/278/ep278.jpg</image>
  6270. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/278/ep278-600x600.jpg" />
  6271. </item>
  6272. <item>
  6273. <title>277: My First Time (Lying On A Website)</title>
  6274. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/277</link>
  6275. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/277</guid>
  6276. <pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2018 21:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  6277. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_277.mp3" length="64000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  6278. <description>
  6279. The website MyFirstTime.com was launched in 1997 to collect stories of formative sexual experiences from its visitors. Those stories are, on average, outright fabrications written by people whose pornography habits influence their worldview. As you read the actual content of some of the more popular stories posted, you'll recognize that's a good thing.
  6280. This week, The F Plus will touch your pinacolada with our hands. Whooopee! </description>
  6281. <content:encoded>
  6282. <![CDATA[
  6283. <p>with:
  6284. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  6285. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  6286. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  6287. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  6288. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  6289. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  6290. </p>
  6291. <p>reading:
  6292. <code>myfirsttime.com</code>
  6293. </p>
  6294. <p>Content provided by <strong>Nikaer Drekin</strong>.</p>
  6295. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  6296. <p>The website <strong>MyFirstTime.com</strong> was launched in 1997 to collect stories of formative sexual experiences from its visitors. Those stories are, on average, outright fabrications written by people whose pornography habits influence their worldview. As you read the actual content of some of the more popular stories posted, you'll recognize that's a good thing.</p>
  6297. <p>This week, The F Plus will touch your pinacolada with our hands. Whooopee!</p>
  6298. <p>Music used:
  6299. <ol>
  6300. <li>FKA Twigs - Lights On</li>
  6301. <li>Gucci Mane - Virgin</li>
  6302. </ol>
  6303. </p>
  6304. ]]>
  6305. </content:encoded>
  6306. <itunes:summary>The website MyFirstTime.com was launched in 1997 to collect stories of formative sexual experiences from its visitors. Those stories are, on average, outright fabrications written by people whose pornography habits influence their worldview. As you read the actual content of some of the more popular stories posted, you'll recognize that's a good thing.
  6307. This week, The F Plus will touch your pinacolada with our hands. Whooopee!</itunes:summary>
  6308. <itunes:episode>277</itunes:episode>
  6309. <itunes:title>My First Time (Lying On A Website)</itunes:title>
  6310. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  6311. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  6312. <itunes:subtitle>reading myfirsttime.com</itunes:subtitle>
  6313. <itunes:duration>1:19:42</itunes:duration>
  6314. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/277/ep277.jpg</image>
  6315. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/277/ep277-600x600.jpg" />
  6316. </item>
  6317. <item>
  6318. <title>276: im&#8226;`pr&#252;v yər lek&#8226;sə&#8226;`k&#228;n</title>
  6319. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/276</link>
  6320. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/276</guid>
  6321. <pubDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2018 10:33:00 CST</pubDate>
  6322. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_276.mp3" length="68000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  6323. <description>
  6324. For nearly 20 years, the website Urban Dictionary has been providing definitions for words and terms not covered by the Merriam-Webster dictionary.  And that statement is true, so you needn't concern yourself with the cromulence of these definitions, or exactly how many fictitious sex acts need to be defined. Because this time we have a game show to play and it doesn't go smoothly.
  6325. This week, The F Plus tries to figure out the difference between Lil Pump and Lil Peep. </description>
  6326. <content:encoded>
  6327. <![CDATA[
  6328. <p>with:
  6329. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  6330. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  6331. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  6332. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  6333. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lou-fernandez">Lou Fernandez</a>
  6334. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  6335. </p>
  6336. <p>reading:
  6337. <code>urbandictionary.com</code>
  6338. </p>
  6339. <p>Content provided by <strong>Ragnarok Boobies</strong>.</p>
  6340. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  6341. <p>For nearly 20 years, the website Urban Dictionary has been providing definitions for words and terms not covered by the Merriam-Webster dictionary.  And that statement is true, so you needn't concern yourself with the cromulence of these definitions, or exactly <em>how many</em> fictitious sex acts need to be defined. Because this time <strong>we have a game show to play</strong> and it doesn't go smoothly.</p>
  6342. <p>This week, The F Plus tries to figure out the difference between Lil Pump and Lil Peep.</p>
  6343. <p>Music used:
  6344. <ol>
  6345. <li>Dream Warriors - My Definition of a Boombastic Jazz Style</li>
  6346. <li>The Germs - Lexicon Devil</li>
  6347. </ol>
  6348. </p>
  6349. ]]>
  6350. </content:encoded>
  6351. <itunes:summary>For nearly 20 years, the website Urban Dictionary has been providing definitions for words and terms not covered by the Merriam-Webster dictionary.  And that statement is true, so you needn't concern yourself with the cromulence of these definitions, or exactly how many fictitious sex acts need to be defined. Because this time we have a game show to play and it doesn't go smoothly.
  6352. This week, The F Plus tries to figure out the difference between Lil Pump and Lil Peep.</itunes:summary>
  6353. <itunes:episode>276</itunes:episode>
  6354. <itunes:title>im&#8226;`pr&#252;v yər lek&#8226;sə&#8226;`k&#228;n</itunes:title>
  6355. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  6356. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  6357. <itunes:subtitle>reading urbandictionary.com</itunes:subtitle>
  6358. <itunes:duration>1:13:48</itunes:duration>
  6359. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/276/ep276.jpg</image>
  6360. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/276/ep276-600x600.jpg" />
  6361. </item>
  6362. <item>
  6363. <title>275: Plane Crazy</title>
  6364. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/275</link>
  6365. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/275</guid>
  6366. <pubDate>Wed, 14 Feb 2018 14:43:00 CST</pubDate>
  6367. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_275.mp3" length="50000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  6368. <description>
  6369. Our world was made a lot smaller with the proliferation of airplanes. Costing hundreds of millions of dollars apiece, an airplane can provide safe and efficient travel over the Atlantic in mere hours. Planes are great! Who wouldn't want to fuck one?
  6370. This week, The F Plus comes for the plane sex and stays for the Deviantart poetry. </description>
  6371. <content:encoded>
  6372. <![CDATA[
  6373. <p>with:
  6374. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  6375. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  6376. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  6377. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  6378. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  6379. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  6380. </p>
  6381. <p>reading:
  6382. <code>reddit.com</code>
  6383. <code>furaffinity.net</code>
  6384. <code>deviantart.com</code>
  6385. </p>
  6386. <p>Content provided by <strong>Mix</strong>.</p>
  6387. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  6388. <p>Our world was made a lot smaller with the proliferation of airplanes. Costing hundreds of millions of dollars apiece, an airplane can provide safe and efficient travel over the Atlantic in mere hours. Planes are great! Who <em>wouldn't</em> want to fuck one? </p>
  6389. <p>This week, The F Plus comes for the plane sex and stays for the Deviantart poetry.</p>
  6390. <p>Music used:
  6391. <ol>
  6392. <li>1000 Mona Lisas- Jet</li>
  6393. <li>The Damned- Jet Boy Jet Girl</li>
  6394. </ol>
  6395. </p>
  6396. ]]>
  6397. </content:encoded>
  6398. <itunes:summary>Our world was made a lot smaller with the proliferation of airplanes. Costing hundreds of millions of dollars apiece, an airplane can provide safe and efficient travel over the Atlantic in mere hours. Planes are great! Who wouldn't want to fuck one?
  6399. This week, The F Plus comes for the plane sex and stays for the Deviantart poetry.</itunes:summary>
  6400. <itunes:episode>275</itunes:episode>
  6401. <itunes:title>Plane Crazy</itunes:title>
  6402. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  6403. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  6404. <itunes:subtitle>reading reddit.com,furaffinity.net,deviantart.com</itunes:subtitle>
  6405. <itunes:duration>1:12:32</itunes:duration>
  6406. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/275/planecrazyepimg.jpg</image>
  6407. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/275/planecrazyepimg-600x600.jpg" />
  6408. </item>
  6409. <item>
  6410. <title>274: The Computer Wrote These</title>
  6411. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/274</link>
  6412. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/274</guid>
  6413. <pubDate>Sun, 21 Jan 2018 18:50:00 CST</pubDate>
  6414. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_274.mp3" length="37000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  6415. <description>
  6416. In a complete departure from our usual approach, we spend this episode composing and reading text using Botnik's predictive text generators: the system used to write Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash. We give that a once over, and then play around with our own, including a Nicki Minaj song, Seinfeld beat poetry, and some crossover fic.
  6417. This episode is a bit o' knickers. </description>
  6418. <content:encoded>
  6419. <![CDATA[
  6420. <p>with:
  6421. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  6422. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  6423. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  6424. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  6425. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  6426. </p>
  6427. <p>reading:
  6428. <code>botnik.org</code>
  6429. </p>
  6430. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  6431. <p>In a complete departure from our usual approach, we spend this episode composing and reading text using Botnik's predictive text generators: the system used to write <a href="http://botnik.org/content/harry-potter.html">Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash</a>. We give that a once over, and then play around with our own, including a Nicki Minaj song, Seinfeld beat poetry, and some crossover fic.</p>
  6432. <p>This episode is a bit o' knickers.</p>
  6433. <p>Music used:
  6434. <ol>
  6435. <li>Shudder To Think - X-French Tee Shirt</li>
  6436. <li>Nicki Minaj - Only</li>
  6437. <li>Tom Waits - Tom Traubert's Blues</li>
  6438. <li>Kevin MacLeod - Fast Talkin'</li>
  6439. <li>Seinfeld Theme</li>
  6440. <li>West Wing Opening Theme</li>
  6441. <li>West Wing Closing Theme</li>
  6442. <li>a lot of Harry Potter production music</li>
  6443. </ol>
  6444. </p>
  6445. ]]>
  6446. </content:encoded>
  6447. <itunes:summary>In a complete departure from our usual approach, we spend this episode composing and reading text using Botnik's predictive text generators: the system used to write Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash. We give that a once over, and then play around with our own, including a Nicki Minaj song, Seinfeld beat poetry, and some crossover fic.
  6448. This episode is a bit o' knickers.</itunes:summary>
  6449. <itunes:episode>274</itunes:episode>
  6450. <itunes:title>The Computer Wrote These</itunes:title>
  6451. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  6452. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  6453. <itunes:subtitle>reading botnik.org</itunes:subtitle>
  6454. <itunes:duration>45:24</itunes:duration>
  6455. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/274/ep274.jpg</image>
  6456. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/274/ep274-600x600.jpg" />
  6457. </item>
  6458. <item>
  6459. <title>273: Flashlight Enthusiasts?</title>
  6460. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/273</link>
  6461. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/273</guid>
  6462. <pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2018 21:10:00 CST</pubDate>
  6463. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_273.mp3" length="85000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  6464. <description>
  6465. There's a couple hundred thousand members of CandlePowerForums and I don't mind telling you: those folks are really into flashlights. In what is probably our most jargon-filled episode, we're exploring the predilictions of these (exclusively) men who want to share their obsession with their wives and children, who are having none of it.
  6466. This week, The F Plus is attaching the tube to our tub, and the tub to our tube. </description>
  6467. <content:encoded>
  6468. <![CDATA[
  6469. <p>with:
  6470. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  6471. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  6472. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  6473. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  6474. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  6475. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  6476. </p>
  6477. <p>reading:
  6478. <code>reddit.com</code>
  6479. <code>candlepowerforums.com</code>
  6480. </p>
  6481. <p>Content provided by <strong>Montrith</strong>.</p>
  6482. <p>Edited by <strong>Achilles' Heelies</strong>.</p>
  6483. <p>There's a couple hundred thousand members of CandlePowerForums and I don't mind telling you: those folks are <em>really</em> into flashlights. In what is probably our most jargon-filled episode, we're exploring the predilictions of these (exclusively) men who want to share their obsession with their wives and children, who are having <em>none of it</em>.</p>
  6484. <p>This week, The F Plus is attaching the tube to our tub, and the tub to our tube.</p>
  6485. <p>Music used:
  6486. <ol>
  6487. <li>Santigold - Lights Out</li>
  6488. <li>Kanye West - Flashing Lights</li>
  6489. </ol>
  6490. </p>
  6491. ]]>
  6492. </content:encoded>
  6493. <itunes:summary>There's a couple hundred thousand members of CandlePowerForums and I don't mind telling you: those folks are really into flashlights. In what is probably our most jargon-filled episode, we're exploring the predilictions of these (exclusively) men who want to share their obsession with their wives and children, who are having none of it.
  6494. This week, The F Plus is attaching the tube to our tub, and the tub to our tube.</itunes:summary>
  6495. <itunes:episode>273</itunes:episode>
  6496. <itunes:title>Flashlight Enthusiasts?</itunes:title>
  6497. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  6498. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  6499. <itunes:subtitle>reading reddit.com,candlepowerforums.com</itunes:subtitle>
  6500. <itunes:duration>1:21:07</itunes:duration>
  6501. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/273/ep273.jpg</image>
  6502. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/273/ep273-600x600.jpg" />
  6503. </item>
  6504. <item>
  6505. <title>272: Yiff The Gathering</title>
  6506. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/272</link>
  6507. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/272</guid>
  6508. <pubDate>Sat, 06 Jan 2018 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  6509. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_272.mp3" length="70000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  6510. <description>
  6511. Furoticon is a game similar to Magic: The Gathering, but with two important distinctions: The objective of the game is to get your furry trading cards to have sex with each other and the rules are impossible to figure out. But we're not going to let that slow us down. We're going to read these rules, and if that doesn't make us horny, we'll move onto to the forum roleplay.
  6512. This week, The F Plus doesn't know what we can do, but you don't have to pay anything if you don't want the final product. </description>
  6513. <content:encoded>
  6514. <![CDATA[
  6515. <p>with:
  6516. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  6517. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  6518. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  6519. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  6520. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  6521. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  6522. </p>
  6523. <p>reading:
  6524. <code>furoticon.com</code>
  6525. </p>
  6526. <p>Content provided by <strong>Mix</strong>.</p>
  6527. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  6528. <p><strong>Furoticon</strong> is a game similar to Magic: The Gathering, but with two important distinctions: The objective of the game is to get your furry trading cards to have sex with each other <em>and</em> the rules are impossible to figure out. But we're not going to let that slow us down. We're going to read these rules, and if that doesn't make us horny, we'll move onto to the forum roleplay.</p>
  6529. <p>This week, The F Plus doesn't know what we can do, but you don't have to pay anything if you don't want the final product.</p>
  6530. <p>Music used:
  6531. <ol>
  6532. <li>Har Mar Superstar - Restless Leg</li>
  6533. <li>DJ Lobsterdust - Booty Pressure</li>
  6534. </ol>
  6535. </p>
  6536. ]]>
  6537. </content:encoded>
  6538. <itunes:summary>Furoticon is a game similar to Magic: The Gathering, but with two important distinctions: The objective of the game is to get your furry trading cards to have sex with each other and the rules are impossible to figure out. But we're not going to let that slow us down. We're going to read these rules, and if that doesn't make us horny, we'll move onto to the forum roleplay.
  6539. This week, The F Plus doesn't know what we can do, but you don't have to pay anything if you don't want the final product.</itunes:summary>
  6540. <itunes:episode>272</itunes:episode>
  6541. <itunes:title>Yiff The Gathering</itunes:title>
  6542. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  6543. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  6544. <itunes:subtitle>reading furoticon.com</itunes:subtitle>
  6545. <itunes:duration>1:23:29</itunes:duration>
  6546. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/272/ep272.jpg</image>
  6547. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/272/ep272-600x600.jpg" />
  6548. </item>
  6549. <item>
  6550. <title>271: The Screenplays of ComicsNix</title>
  6551. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/271</link>
  6552. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/271</guid>
  6553. <pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2017 14:30:00 CST</pubDate>
  6554. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_271.mp3" length="65000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  6555. <description>
  6556. ComicsNix is a somewhat prolific fan fiction author who became a brief point of internet interest after writing a story where Severus Snape has sex with all the Teletubbies. But that's passé now, so we're off to explore his other, more intellectual works — like the one where Batman has sex with Robocop in order to stimulate amnesia, or the complications that arose after Bella Swan summoned Satan to be her personal bodyguard.
  6557. This week, The F Plus learns vengenge is a dish best served could. </description>
  6558. <content:encoded>
  6559. <![CDATA[
  6560. <p>with:
  6561. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  6562. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  6563. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  6564. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  6565. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  6566. </p>
  6567. <p>reading:
  6568. <code>fanfiction.net</code>
  6569. </p>
  6570. <p>Content provided by <strong>Eider Duck</strong>.</p>
  6571. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  6572. <p>ComicsNix is a somewhat prolific fan fiction author who became a brief point of internet interest after writing a story where Severus Snape has sex with all the Teletubbies. But that's passé now, so we're off to explore his other, more intellectual works — like the one where Batman has sex with Robocop in order to stimulate amnesia, or the complications that arose after Bella Swan summoned Satan to be her personal bodyguard.</p>
  6573. <p>This week, The F Plus learns vengenge is a dish best served could.</p>
  6574. <p>Music used:
  6575. <ol>
  6576. <li>Motorhead - Heroes</li>
  6577. <li>!!! - All My Heroes Are Weirdos</li>
  6578. </ol>
  6579. </p>
  6580. ]]>
  6581. </content:encoded>
  6582. <itunes:summary>ComicsNix is a somewhat prolific fan fiction author who became a brief point of internet interest after writing a story where Severus Snape has sex with all the Teletubbies. But that's passé now, so we're off to explore his other, more intellectual works — like the one where Batman has sex with Robocop in order to stimulate amnesia, or the complications that arose after Bella Swan summoned Satan to be her personal bodyguard.
  6583. This week, The F Plus learns vengenge is a dish best served could.</itunes:summary>
  6584. <itunes:episode>271</itunes:episode>
  6585. <itunes:title>The Screenplays of ComicsNix</itunes:title>
  6586. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  6587. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  6588. <itunes:subtitle>reading fanfiction.net</itunes:subtitle>
  6589. <itunes:duration>1:10:57</itunes:duration>
  6590. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/271/ep271.jpg</image>
  6591. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/271/ep271-600x600.jpg" />
  6592. </item>
  6593. <item>
  6594. <title>270: A Glove Fetish Is Like A Watch Fetish But With Gloves</title>
  6595. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/270</link>
  6596. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/270</guid>
  6597. <pubDate>Tue, 12 Dec 2017 21:35:00 CST</pubDate>
  6598. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_270.mp3" length="63000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  6599. <description>
  6600. The World Wide Glove Fetish Association (or WWGFA, for those in the know) is a surprisingly popular forum where the predominantly British members discuss the intricacies of their fetish for gloves while a dedicated group of niche pornographers try to exploit them.
  6601. This week, The F Plus needs to put on a gas mask before fingering you. </description>
  6602. <content:encoded>
  6603. <![CDATA[
  6604. <p>with:
  6605. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  6606. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  6607. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  6608. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  6609. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  6610. </p>
  6611. <p>reading:
  6612. <code>www.wwgfa.info</code>
  6613. </p>
  6614. <p>Content provided by <strong>Ray Thompson</strong>.</p>
  6615. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  6616. <p>The World Wide Glove Fetish Association (or WWGFA, for those in the know) is a surprisingly popular forum where the predominantly British members discuss the intricacies of their fetish for gloves while a dedicated group of niche pornographers try to exploit them.</p>
  6617. <p>This week, The F Plus needs to put on a gas mask before fingering you.</p>
  6618. <p>Music used:
  6619. <ol>
  6620. <li>Hot Snakes - No Hands</li>
  6621. <li>Shudder To Think - 9 Fingers On You</li>
  6622. </ol>
  6623. </p>
  6624. ]]>
  6625. </content:encoded>
  6626. <itunes:summary>The World Wide Glove Fetish Association (or WWGFA, for those in the know) is a surprisingly popular forum where the predominantly British members discuss the intricacies of their fetish for gloves while a dedicated group of niche pornographers try to exploit them.
  6627. This week, The F Plus needs to put on a gas mask before fingering you.</itunes:summary>
  6628. <itunes:episode>270</itunes:episode>
  6629. <itunes:title>A Glove Fetish Is Like A Watch Fetish But With Gloves</itunes:title>
  6630. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  6631. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  6632. <itunes:subtitle>reading www.wwgfa.info</itunes:subtitle>
  6633. <itunes:duration>1:18:15</itunes:duration>
  6634. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/270/ep270.jpg</image>
  6635. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/270/ep270-600x600.jpg" />
  6636. </item>
  6637. <item>
  6638. <title>269: So, I Guess I'll Just Keep Holding Out For A Hero</title>
  6639. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/269</link>
  6640. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/269</guid>
  6641. <pubDate>Tue, 05 Dec 2017 15:35:00 CST</pubDate>
  6642. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_269.mp3" length="52000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  6643. <description>
  6644. “Real Life Superheroes” is a somewhat confusing term, because it describes actual living human beings who wear costumes and write bios in the third person espousing their worldview and then... I mean, well what is “heroism” really? Is signing up for an account on the superhero forums and then getting into a flamewar with a troll account called The White Power a form of heroism? No? Okay then, how about just whatever this is. </description>
  6645. <content:encoded>
  6646. <![CDATA[
  6647. <p>with:
  6648. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  6649. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  6650. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  6651. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  6652. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  6653. </p>
  6654. <p>reading:
  6655. <code>worldsuperheroregistry.com</code>
  6656. <code>therlsh.com</code>
  6657. <code>howtokillasuperhero.net</code>
  6658. </p>
  6659. <p>Content provided by <strong>Kanyesutra</strong>.</p>
  6660. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  6661. <p>“Real Life Superheroes” is a somewhat confusing term, because it describes actual living human beings who wear costumes and write bios in the third person espousing their worldview and then... I mean, well what is “heroism” really? Is signing up for an account on the superhero forums and then getting into a flamewar with a troll account called <em>The White Power</em> a form of heroism? No? Okay then, how about just whatever this is.</p>
  6662. <p>Music used:
  6663. <ol>
  6664. <li>Bonnie Tyler - Holding out for a Hero</li>
  6665. <li>Spin Doctors - Jimmy Olsen's Blues</li>
  6666. </ol>
  6667. </p>
  6668. ]]>
  6669. </content:encoded>
  6670. <itunes:summary>“Real Life Superheroes” is a somewhat confusing term, because it describes actual living human beings who wear costumes and write bios in the third person espousing their worldview and then... I mean, well what is “heroism” really? Is signing up for an account on the superhero forums and then getting into a flamewar with a troll account called The White Power a form of heroism? No? Okay then, how about just whatever this is.</itunes:summary>
  6671. <itunes:episode>269</itunes:episode>
  6672. <itunes:title>So, I Guess I'll Just Keep Holding Out For A Hero</itunes:title>
  6673. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  6674. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  6675. <itunes:subtitle>reading worldsuperheroregistry.com,therlsh.com,howtokillasuperhero.net</itunes:subtitle>
  6676. <itunes:duration>1:16:36</itunes:duration>
  6677. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/269/ep269.jpg</image>
  6678. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/269/ep269-600x600.jpg" />
  6679. </item>
  6680. <item>
  6681. <title>268: How To Win At ASCII Art</title>
  6682. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/268</link>
  6683. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/268</guid>
  6684. <pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2017 17:35:00 CST</pubDate>
  6685. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_268.mp3" length="72000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  6686. <description>
  6687. Since 1995, GameFAQs has served as a hub for video game walkthroughs and strategies. While this is of little concern to our podcast, the fact that this website also contains a forum where video game enthusiasts can share their thoughts concerns us. Having now read the thoughts they feel are worth sharing, we're simply concerned.
  6688. This week, The F Plus comes down with a bad case of Frenchman's Leg. </description>
  6689. <content:encoded>
  6690. <![CDATA[
  6691. <p>with:
  6692. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  6693. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  6694. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  6695. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  6696. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  6697. </p>
  6698. <p>reading:
  6699. <code>gamefaqs.com</code>
  6700. </p>
  6701. <p>Content provided by <strong>Girlkisser,Shell Game,Yavuz Sultan Salim</strong>.</p>
  6702. <p>Edited by <strong>Isfahan</strong>.</p>
  6703. <p>Since 1995, GameFAQs has served as a hub for video game walkthroughs and strategies. While this is of little concern to our podcast, the fact that this website <em>also</em> contains a forum where video game enthusiasts can share their thoughts concerns us. Having now read the thoughts they feel are worth sharing, we're simply concerned.</p>
  6704. <p>This week, The F Plus comes down with a bad case of Frenchman's Leg.</p>
  6705. <p>Music used:
  6706. <ol>
  6707. <li>Boccherini - String Quintet in E Major (3rd Movement)</li>
  6708. <li>Bach - Orchestral Suite No. 3 in D Major (Air)</li>
  6709. </ol>
  6710. </p>
  6711. ]]>
  6712. </content:encoded>
  6713. <itunes:summary>Since 1995, GameFAQs has served as a hub for video game walkthroughs and strategies. While this is of little concern to our podcast, the fact that this website also contains a forum where video game enthusiasts can share their thoughts concerns us. Having now read the thoughts they feel are worth sharing, we're simply concerned.
  6714. This week, The F Plus comes down with a bad case of Frenchman's Leg.</itunes:summary>
  6715. <itunes:episode>268</itunes:episode>
  6716. <itunes:title>How To Win At ASCII Art</itunes:title>
  6717. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  6718. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  6719. <itunes:subtitle>reading gamefaqs.com</itunes:subtitle>
  6720. <itunes:duration>1:18:56</itunes:duration>
  6721. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/268/ep268.jpg</image>
  6722. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/268/ep268-550x550.jpg" />
  6723. </item>
  6724. <item>
  6725. <title>267: We Resentfully Attend</title>
  6726. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/267</link>
  6727. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/267</guid>
  6728. <pubDate>Sun, 19 Nov 2017 12:05:00 CST</pubDate>
  6729. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_267.mp3" length="61000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  6730. <description>
  6731. As the previous episode on this subject (#129) can attest to, the people who blog about their weddings on Offbeat Bride are really into nerdy things. And it's okay if you don't believe me on this, because they'll be more than happy to provide evidence. Much more evidence than you could ever possibly need! Do you like it when people reference other things? These people do!
  6732. This week, The F Plus has a hard time picking a funniest moment, since we are comedy writers. </description>
  6733. <content:encoded>
  6734. <![CDATA[
  6735. <p>with:
  6736. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  6737. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  6738. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  6739. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/zarla">Zarla</a>
  6740. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  6741. </p>
  6742. <p>reading:
  6743. <code>offbeatbride.com</code>
  6744. </p>
  6745. <p>Content provided by <strong>Cheapskate</strong>.</p>
  6746. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  6747. <p>As the previous episode on this subject (<a href="https://thefpl.us/episode/129">#129</a>) can attest to, the people who blog about their weddings on Offbeat Bride are really into nerdy things. And it's okay if you don't believe me on this, because they'll be more than happy to provide evidence. Much more evidence than you could ever possibly need! Do you like it when people reference other things? These people do!</p>
  6748. <p>This week, The F Plus has a hard time picking a funniest moment, since we are comedy writers.</p>
  6749. <p>Music used:
  6750. <ol>
  6751. <li>Plastic Bertrand - Ca Plane Pour Moi</li>
  6752. <li>X - The World's A Mess It's In My Kiss</li>
  6753. </ol>
  6754. </p>
  6755. ]]>
  6756. </content:encoded>
  6757. <itunes:summary>As the previous episode on this subject (#129) can attest to, the people who blog about their weddings on Offbeat Bride are really into nerdy things. And it's okay if you don't believe me on this, because they'll be more than happy to provide evidence. Much more evidence than you could ever possibly need! Do you like it when people reference other things? These people do!
  6758. This week, The F Plus has a hard time picking a funniest moment, since we are comedy writers.</itunes:summary>
  6759. <itunes:episode>267</itunes:episode>
  6760. <itunes:title>We Resentfully Attend</itunes:title>
  6761. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  6762. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  6763. <itunes:subtitle>reading offbeatbride.com</itunes:subtitle>
  6764. <itunes:duration>1:16:35</itunes:duration>
  6765. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/267/ep267.jpg</image>
  6766. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/267/ep267-600x600.jpg" />
  6767. </item>
  6768. <item>
  6769. <title>266: For No One's Consideration</title>
  6770. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/266</link>
  6771. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/266</guid>
  6772. <pubDate>Sun, 12 Nov 2017 09:45:00 CST</pubDate>
  6773. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_266.mp3" length="60000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  6774. <description>
  6775. The Movie Ideas Wiki is (and this is going to come as a surprise) a wiki wherein people write and catalog ideas they have for movies. But (and this may come as an even bigger surprise) the ideas posted on that wiki are crap. So Boots was thinking &quot;Hey, what if we read these crappy ideas out loud, would that be funny?&quot; The answer may shock you!
  6776. This week, The F Plus gets challenged to a Ponytail-Off. </description>
  6777. <content:encoded>
  6778. <![CDATA[
  6779. <p>with:
  6780. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  6781. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  6782. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  6783. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  6784. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  6785. </p>
  6786. <p>reading:
  6787. <code>movie-ideas.wikia.com</code>
  6788. </p>
  6789. <p>Content provided by <strong>Cheapskate</strong>.</p>
  6790. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  6791. <p>The Movie Ideas Wiki is (and this is going to come as a surprise) a wiki wherein people write and catalog ideas they have for movies. But (and this may come as an even bigger surprise) the ideas posted on that wiki are crap. So Boots was thinking &quot;Hey, what if we read these crappy ideas out loud, would that be funny?&quot; The answer may <em>shock</em> you!</p>
  6792. <p>This week, The F Plus gets challenged to a Ponytail-Off.</p>
  6793. <p>Music used:
  6794. <ol>
  6795. <li>No Joy - Rude Films</li>
  6796. <li>Kelsey Grammer - Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs</li>
  6797. </ol>
  6798. </p>
  6799. ]]>
  6800. </content:encoded>
  6801. <itunes:summary>The Movie Ideas Wiki is (and this is going to come as a surprise) a wiki wherein people write and catalog ideas they have for movies. But (and this may come as an even bigger surprise) the ideas posted on that wiki are crap. So Boots was thinking &quot;Hey, what if we read these crappy ideas out loud, would that be funny?&quot; The answer may shock you!
  6802. This week, The F Plus gets challenged to a Ponytail-Off.</itunes:summary>
  6803. <itunes:episode>266</itunes:episode>
  6804. <itunes:title>For No One's Consideration</itunes:title>
  6805. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  6806. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  6807. <itunes:subtitle>reading movie-ideas.wikia.com</itunes:subtitle>
  6808. <itunes:duration>1:15:05</itunes:duration>
  6809. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/266/ep266.jpg</image>
  6810. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/266/ep266-600x600.jpg" />
  6811. </item>
  6812. <item>
  6813. <title>265: Only The Preambles To Recipes</title>
  6814. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/265</link>
  6815. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/265</guid>
  6816. <pubDate>Sun, 05 Nov 2017 10:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  6817. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_265.mp3" length="54000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  6818. <description>
  6819. Food blogging has a conundrum: People like to read and share recipes, but with there only being so many unique varients on &quot;Sausage And Peppers&quot;, how can one particular food blog hope to cultivate its audience? Why, with 🌟zazzle🌟 of course! And words. Lots and lots of words. To that end, we're looking at one particular food blog, and specifically all the content that happens before she gets to the recipe.
  6820. This week, The F Plus feels that kind of excitement that only a new tub of Crisco can bring. </description>
  6821. <content:encoded>
  6822. <![CDATA[
  6823. <p>with:
  6824. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  6825. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  6826. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  6827. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/squiddy">Squiddy</a>
  6828. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  6829. </p>
  6830. <p>reading:
  6831. <code>pinchofyum.com</code>
  6832. </p>
  6833. <p>Content provided by <strong>Ryro The Dino</strong>.</p>
  6834. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  6835. <p>Food blogging has a conundrum: People like to read and share recipes, but with there only being so many unique varients on &quot;Sausage And Peppers&quot;, how can one particular food blog hope to cultivate its audience? Why, with 🌟zazzle🌟 of course! And words. Lots and lots of words. To that end, we're looking at one particular food blog, and specifically all the content that happens <em>before</em> she gets to the recipe.</p>
  6836. <p>This week, The F Plus feels that kind of excitement that only a new tub of Crisco can bring.</p>
  6837. <p>Music used:
  6838. <ol>
  6839. <li>Cibo Matto - Know Your Chicken</li>
  6840. <li>Riverboat Gamblers - Let's Eat</li>
  6841. </ol>
  6842. </p>
  6843. ]]>
  6844. </content:encoded>
  6845. <itunes:summary>Food blogging has a conundrum: People like to read and share recipes, but with there only being so many unique varients on &quot;Sausage And Peppers&quot;, how can one particular food blog hope to cultivate its audience? Why, with 🌟zazzle🌟 of course! And words. Lots and lots of words. To that end, we're looking at one particular food blog, and specifically all the content that happens before she gets to the recipe.
  6846. This week, The F Plus feels that kind of excitement that only a new tub of Crisco can bring.</itunes:summary>
  6847. <itunes:episode>265</itunes:episode>
  6848. <itunes:title>Only The Preambles To Recipes</itunes:title>
  6849. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  6850. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  6851. <itunes:subtitle>reading pinchofyum.com</itunes:subtitle>
  6852. <itunes:duration>1:07:32</itunes:duration>
  6853. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/265/ep265.jpg</image>
  6854. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/265/ep265-500x500.jpg" />
  6855. </item>
  6856. <item>
  6857. <title>264: Folks On Amazon Reviewing Dildos</title>
  6858. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/264</link>
  6859. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/264</guid>
  6860. <pubDate>Wed, 18 Oct 2017 10:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  6861. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_264.mp3" length="55000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  6862. <description>
  6863. As the world's third largest retailer, Amazon provides a marketplace with an ever expanding range of products like groceries, fine art, television shows, video game streams, and dildos. Yes of course dildos this is the internet and there's always dildos.  In this episode we're looking at those brave netizens who purchased cheap sex toys on Amazon, found the products lacking, and wanted to tell the world about it.
  6864. This week, The F Plus sniffs our Splooge Juice to see if it's gone bad. </description>
  6865. <content:encoded>
  6866. <![CDATA[
  6867. <p>with:
  6868. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  6869. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  6870. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  6871. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  6872. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  6873. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  6874. </p>
  6875. <p>reading:
  6876. <code>amazon.com</code>
  6877. </p>
  6878. <p>Content provided by <strong>Curlicue</strong>.</p>
  6879. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  6880. <p>As the world's third largest retailer, Amazon provides a marketplace with an ever expanding range of products like groceries, fine art, television shows, video game streams, and dildos. Yes of course dildos this is the internet and there's always dildos.  In this episode we're looking at those brave netizens who purchased cheap sex toys on Amazon, found the products lacking, and wanted to tell the world about it.</p>
  6881. <p>This week, The F Plus sniffs our Splooge Juice to see if it's gone bad.</p>
  6882. <p>Music used:
  6883. <ol>
  6884. <li>Electric Six- Vibrator</li>
  6885. <li>Elvis Presley- Burning Love</li>
  6886. </ol>
  6887. </p>
  6888. ]]>
  6889. </content:encoded>
  6890. <itunes:summary>As the world's third largest retailer, Amazon provides a marketplace with an ever expanding range of products like groceries, fine art, television shows, video game streams, and dildos. Yes of course dildos this is the internet and there's always dildos.  In this episode we're looking at those brave netizens who purchased cheap sex toys on Amazon, found the products lacking, and wanted to tell the world about it.
  6891. This week, The F Plus sniffs our Splooge Juice to see if it's gone bad.</itunes:summary>
  6892. <itunes:episode>264</itunes:episode>
  6893. <itunes:title>Folks On Amazon Reviewing Dildos</itunes:title>
  6894. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  6895. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  6896. <itunes:subtitle>reading amazon.com</itunes:subtitle>
  6897. <itunes:duration>1:19:18</itunes:duration>
  6898. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/264/ep264.jpg</image>
  6899. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/264/ep264-600x600.jpg" />
  6900. </item>
  6901. <item>
  6902. <title>263: Not Always On Topic</title>
  6903. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/263</link>
  6904. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/263</guid>
  6905. <pubDate>Mon, 02 Oct 2017 13:10:00 CST</pubDate>
  6906. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_263.mp3" length="47000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  6907. <description>
  6908. Previous subject notalwaysright.com (which titles itself as &quot;Not Always Right - Funny &amp; True Stores&quot;) has sections other than the one where cashiers totally own customers and then everyone applauds afterwards. In this episode, we look at Not Always Romantic, allegedly true and allgedly funny stories about couples being really adorable together. It is absolutely dreadful, so we talk about other things instead.
  6909. This week, The F Plus has to leave if you say the word &quot;period&quot;. </description>
  6910. <content:encoded>
  6911. <![CDATA[
  6912. <p>with:
  6913. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  6914. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  6915. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  6916. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  6917. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  6918. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/tommy">Tommy</a>
  6919. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  6920. </p>
  6921. <p>reading:
  6922. <code>notalwaysright.com</code>
  6923. </p>
  6924. <p>Content provided by <strong>Dawnswalker</strong>.</p>
  6925. <p>Edited by <strong>Isfahan</strong>.</p>
  6926. <p>Previous subject notalwaysright.com (which titles itself as &quot;Not Always Right - Funny &amp; True Stores&quot;) has sections other than the one where cashiers totally own customers and then everyone applauds afterwards. In this episode, we look at <strong>Not Always Romantic</strong>, allegedly true and allgedly funny stories about couples being really adorable together. It is absolutely dreadful, so we talk about other things instead.</p>
  6927. <p>This week, The F Plus has to leave if you say the word &quot;period&quot;.</p>
  6928. <p>Music used:
  6929. <ol>
  6930. <li>Danny Elfman - Tales from the Crypt Theme</li>
  6931. <li>Foreigner - I Want to Know What Love Is</li>
  6932. </ol>
  6933. </p>
  6934. ]]>
  6935. </content:encoded>
  6936. <itunes:summary>Previous subject notalwaysright.com (which titles itself as &quot;Not Always Right - Funny &amp; True Stores&quot;) has sections other than the one where cashiers totally own customers and then everyone applauds afterwards. In this episode, we look at Not Always Romantic, allegedly true and allgedly funny stories about couples being really adorable together. It is absolutely dreadful, so we talk about other things instead.
  6937. This week, The F Plus has to leave if you say the word &quot;period&quot;.</itunes:summary>
  6938. <itunes:episode>263</itunes:episode>
  6939. <itunes:title>Not Always On Topic</itunes:title>
  6940. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  6941. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  6942. <itunes:subtitle>reading notalwaysright.com</itunes:subtitle>
  6943. <itunes:duration>1:08:39</itunes:duration>
  6944. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/263/ep263.jpg</image>
  6945. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/263/ep263-600x600.jpg" />
  6946. </item>
  6947. <item>
  6948. <title>262: WikiPlow</title>
  6949. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/262</link>
  6950. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/262</guid>
  6951. <pubDate>Mon, 25 Sep 2017 21:15:00 CST</pubDate>
  6952. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_262.mp3" length="58000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  6953. <description>
  6954. The website Wikiporno is fun to say. In addition to that, it's a Media Wiki site where, as best as we can figure, three guys lovingly catalog all of the pornography they have seen, and they've seen a lot of a pornography!
  6955. This week, we start principal photography for Butt F Plus. </description>
  6956. <content:encoded>
  6957. <![CDATA[
  6958. <p>with:
  6959. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  6960. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  6961. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  6962. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  6963. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  6964. </p>
  6965. <p>reading:
  6966. <code>wikiporno.org</code>
  6967. </p>
  6968. <p>Content provided by <strong>Sham bam bamina!</strong>.</p>
  6969. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  6970. <p>The website Wikiporno is fun to say. In addition to that, it's a Media Wiki site where, as best as we can figure, three guys lovingly catalog all of the pornography they have seen, and they've seen a <em>lot</em> of a pornography!</p>
  6971. <p>This week, we start principal photography for Butt F Plus.</p>
  6972. <p>Music used:
  6973. <ol>
  6974. <li>Billy Squier - The Stroke</li>
  6975. <li>Clarence Carter - Strokin'</li>
  6976. </ol>
  6977. </p>
  6978. ]]>
  6979. </content:encoded>
  6980. <itunes:summary>The website Wikiporno is fun to say. In addition to that, it's a Media Wiki site where, as best as we can figure, three guys lovingly catalog all of the pornography they have seen, and they've seen a lot of a pornography!
  6981. This week, we start principal photography for Butt F Plus.</itunes:summary>
  6982. <itunes:episode>262</itunes:episode>
  6983. <itunes:title>WikiPlow</itunes:title>
  6984. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  6985. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  6986. <itunes:subtitle>reading wikiporno.org</itunes:subtitle>
  6987. <itunes:duration>1:24:07</itunes:duration>
  6988. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/262/ep262.jpg</image>
  6989. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/262/ep262-600x600.jpg" />
  6990. </item>
  6991. <item>
  6992. <title>261: Ask Reddit And You Shall Receive Reddit</title>
  6993. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/261</link>
  6994. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/261</guid>
  6995. <pubDate>Sat, 16 Sep 2017 14:15:00 CST</pubDate>
  6996. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_261.mp3" length="55000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  6997. <description>
  6998. With a subscribed userbase of 18 million, r/AskReddit works with a simple premise: One person asks a question, other people answer it. And that open-ended concept means means Reddit can do what it's best at: Dim your view of human worth. It is a series of threads posted in by idiots, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
  6999. This week, The F Plus ignores the court order and visits Fun Grandma again. </description>
  7000. <content:encoded>
  7001. <![CDATA[
  7002. <p>with:
  7003. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  7004. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  7005. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  7006. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  7007. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/squiddy">Squiddy</a>
  7008. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  7009. </p>
  7010. <p>reading:
  7011. <code>reddit.com</code>
  7012. </p>
  7013. <p>Content provided by <strong>Captain Laser Pants</strong>.</p>
  7014. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  7015. <p>With a subscribed userbase of 18 million, r/AskReddit works with a simple premise: One person asks a question, other people answer it. And that open-ended concept means means Reddit can do what it's best at: Dim your view of human worth. It is a series of threads posted in by idiots, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.</p>
  7016. <p>This week, The F Plus ignores the court order and visits Fun Grandma again.</p>
  7017. <p>Music used:
  7018. <ol>
  7019. <li>The Smiths - Ask</li>
  7020. <li>The Chameleons - In Answer</li>
  7021. </ol>
  7022. </p>
  7023. ]]>
  7024. </content:encoded>
  7025. <itunes:summary>With a subscribed userbase of 18 million, r/AskReddit works with a simple premise: One person asks a question, other people answer it. And that open-ended concept means means Reddit can do what it's best at: Dim your view of human worth. It is a series of threads posted in by idiots, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
  7026. This week, The F Plus ignores the court order and visits Fun Grandma again.</itunes:summary>
  7027. <itunes:episode>261</itunes:episode>
  7028. <itunes:title>Ask Reddit And You Shall Receive Reddit</itunes:title>
  7029. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  7030. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  7031. <itunes:subtitle>reading reddit.com</itunes:subtitle>
  7032. <itunes:duration>1:08:01</itunes:duration>
  7033. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/261/ep261.jpg</image>
  7034. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/261/ep261-600x600.jpg" />
  7035. </item>
  7036. <item>
  7037. <title>live6a: F Plus Live 6 | Conjuring Satan | Part 1</title>
  7038. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/live6a</link>
  7039. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/live6a</guid>
  7040. <pubDate>Mon, 11 Sep 2017 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  7041. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_live_6a.mp3" length="60000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  7042. <description>
  7043. The F Plus Live 6 is the biggest and most dangerous F Plus Live in history. After explaining the premise of the show, Lemon starts out handing out documents (or &quot;spells&quot;), and the audience quickly learns there's going to be a lot to wrap your head around.
  7044.  
  7045. Bunnybread: A Story of Dirt Eating from Experience Project
  7046. Achilles' Heelies: A selection of poetry from Authors Den
  7047. STOG: THE P(H)ANTOM!
  7048. Jack Chick: some spells and magic from Spells And Magic
  7049. Boots Raingear: Reiki Healing Increases Sex Power &amp; Orgasm
  7050.  
  7051. This is part 1. Part 2 is here.
  7052. </description>
  7053. <content:encoded>
  7054. <![CDATA[
  7055. <p>with:
  7056. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  7057. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  7058. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  7059. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  7060. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  7061. </p>
  7062. <p>Content provided by <strong>Cheapskate,Montrith,Caroline,A Meat,Heavenator,The Lesbiathan</strong>.</p>
  7063. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  7064. <p>The F Plus Live 6 is the <em>biggest</em> and most <em>dangerous</em> F Plus Live in history. After explaining the premise of the show, Lemon starts out handing out documents (or &quot;spells&quot;), and the audience quickly learns there's going to be a lot to wrap your head around.</p>
  7065. <ol>
  7066. <li><strong>Bunnybread</strong>: A Story of Dirt Eating from Experience Project</li>
  7067. <li><strong>Achilles' Heelies</strong>: A selection of poetry from Authors Den</li>
  7068. <li><strong>STOG</strong>: THE P(H)ANTOM!</li>
  7069. <li><strong>Jack Chick</strong>: some spells and magic from Spells And Magic</li>
  7070. <li><strong>Boots Raingear</strong>: Reiki Healing Increases Sex Power &amp; Orgasm</li>
  7071. </ol>
  7072. <p>This is part 1. Part 2 is <a href="https://thefpl.us/episode/live6b">here</a>.</p>
  7073. <figure class="video"><iframe src="//youtube.com/embed/IxpXH9mgaUw" frameborder="0" webkitallowfullscreen="true" mozallowfullscreen="true" allowfullscreen="true"></iframe></figure>
  7074. <p>Music used:
  7075. <ol>
  7076. <li>Ol Dirty Bastard - Cold Blooded</li>
  7077. <li>George Michael - Careless Whisper</li>
  7078. <li>Chamillionaire - Riding Dirty</li>
  7079. <li>Iron Maiden - Run To The Hills</li>
  7080. <li>Bad Religion - Punk Rock Song</li>
  7081. </ol>
  7082. </p>
  7083. ]]>
  7084. </content:encoded>
  7085. <itunes:summary>The F Plus Live 6 is the biggest and most dangerous F Plus Live in history. After explaining the premise of the show, Lemon starts out handing out documents (or &quot;spells&quot;), and the audience quickly learns there's going to be a lot to wrap your head around.
  7086.  
  7087. Bunnybread: A Story of Dirt Eating from Experience Project
  7088. Achilles' Heelies: A selection of poetry from Authors Den
  7089. STOG: THE P(H)ANTOM!
  7090. Jack Chick: some spells and magic from Spells And Magic
  7091. Boots Raingear: Reiki Healing Increases Sex Power &amp; Orgasm
  7092.  
  7093. This is part 1. Part 2 is here.
  7094. </itunes:summary>
  7095. <itunes:episode>live6a</itunes:episode>
  7096. <itunes:title>F Plus Live 6 | Conjuring Satan | Part 1</itunes:title>
  7097. <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
  7098. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  7099. <itunes:subtitle>The F Plus Live 6 is the biggest and most dangerous F Plus Live in history. After explaining the…</itunes:subtitle>
  7100. <itunes:duration>1:26:40</itunes:duration>
  7101. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/live6a/live6a.jpg</image>
  7102. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/live6a/live6a-600x600.jpg" />
  7103. </item>
  7104. <item>
  7105. <title>live6b: F Plus Live 6 | Conjuring Satan | Part 2</title>
  7106. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/live6b</link>
  7107. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/live6b</guid>
  7108. <pubDate>Mon, 11 Sep 2017 17:58:00 CST</pubDate>
  7109. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_live_6b.mp3" length="65000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  7110. <description>
  7111. Lemon receives a phone call from his supervisor and the plan changes. More readers! We need more readers!
  7112.  
  7113. Ironicus &amp; Cheapskate: wikiHow (The Good vs Evil Edition)
  7114. Lou Fernandez: A religious tretise on Satan and Hell by High Priestess Maxine Dietrich
  7115. Kumquatxop: Blow Up The Moon (one of several usenet essays by Alexander Abian about the moon and the blowing thereup)
  7116. Jimmyfranks: Human Furniture  (an erotic tale on Pixies Place by Mojoel)
  7117. bumpgrrl: The organized crime (which is) against men (married or/&amp; unmarried) &amp; marriage that which is known as feminism is legalized criminality or/and mental disorder.
  7118.  
  7119. This is part 2. Part 3 is here.
  7120. </description>
  7121. <content:encoded>
  7122. <![CDATA[
  7123. <p>with:
  7124. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/ironicus">Ironicus</a>
  7125. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/cheapskate">Cheapskate</a>
  7126. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lou-fernandez">Lou Fernandez</a>
  7127. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  7128. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  7129. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bumpgrrl">bumpgrrl</a>
  7130. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  7131. </p>
  7132. <p>Content provided by <strong>Boots Raingear,Mix,Portaxx,Kanyesutra,Zekka</strong>.</p>
  7133. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  7134. <p>Lemon receives a phone call from his supervisor and the plan changes. More readers! We need more readers!</p>
  7135. <ol>
  7136. <li><strong>Ironicus</strong> &amp; <strong>Cheapskate</strong>: wikiHow (The Good vs Evil Edition)</li>
  7137. <li><strong>Lou Fernandez</strong>: A religious tretise on Satan and Hell by High Priestess Maxine Dietrich</li>
  7138. <li><strong>Kumquatxop</strong>: Blow Up The Moon (one of several usenet essays by Alexander Abian about the moon and the blowing thereup)</li>
  7139. <li><strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>: Human Furniture  (an erotic tale on Pixies Place by Mojoel)</li>
  7140. <li><strong>bumpgrrl</strong>: The organized crime (which is) against men (married or/&amp; unmarried) &amp; marriage that which is known as feminism is legalized criminality or/and mental disorder.</li>
  7141. </ol>
  7142. <p>This is part 2. Part 3 is <a href="https://thefpl.us/episode/live6c">here</a>.</p>
  7143. <figure class="video"><iframe src="//youtube.com/embed/qZ7VLIEUTr0" frameborder="0" webkitallowfullscreen="true" mozallowfullscreen="true" allowfullscreen="true"></iframe></figure>
  7144. <p>Music used:
  7145. <ol>
  7146. <li>Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell - Ain't No Mountain High Enough</li>
  7147. <li>Brainiac - Pussyfootin</li>
  7148. <li>Mistah Fab - Ghost Ride It</li>
  7149. <li>Toto - Hold The Line</li>
  7150. <li>Vengaboys - We Like To Party</li>
  7151. </ol>
  7152. </p>
  7153. ]]>
  7154. </content:encoded>
  7155. <itunes:summary>Lemon receives a phone call from his supervisor and the plan changes. More readers! We need more readers!
  7156.  
  7157. Ironicus &amp; Cheapskate: wikiHow (The Good vs Evil Edition)
  7158. Lou Fernandez: A religious tretise on Satan and Hell by High Priestess Maxine Dietrich
  7159. Kumquatxop: Blow Up The Moon (one of several usenet essays by Alexander Abian about the moon and the blowing thereup)
  7160. Jimmyfranks: Human Furniture  (an erotic tale on Pixies Place by Mojoel)
  7161. bumpgrrl: The organized crime (which is) against men (married or/&amp; unmarried) &amp; marriage that which is known as feminism is legalized criminality or/and mental disorder.
  7162.  
  7163. This is part 2. Part 3 is here.
  7164. </itunes:summary>
  7165. <itunes:episode>live6b</itunes:episode>
  7166. <itunes:title>F Plus Live 6 | Conjuring Satan | Part 2</itunes:title>
  7167. <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
  7168. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  7169. <itunes:subtitle>Lemon receives a phone call from his supervisor and the plan changes. More readers! We need more…</itunes:subtitle>
  7170. <itunes:duration>1:34:59</itunes:duration>
  7171. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/live6b/live6b.jpg</image>
  7172. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/live6b/live6b-600x600.jpg" />
  7173. </item>
  7174. <item>
  7175. <title>live6c: F Plus Live 6 | Conjuring Satan | Part 3</title>
  7176. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/live6c</link>
  7177. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/live6c</guid>
  7178. <pubDate>Mon, 11 Sep 2017 17:57:00 CST</pubDate>
  7179. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_live_6c.mp3" length="38000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  7180. <description>
  7181. For the last segment of F Plus Live 6, we consult a supercomputer and our nearest available Frank West to learn that we have not yet collected enough magicks to summon Satan. And so, we take drastic measures.
  7182.  
  7183. Lemon &amp; The Audience: badfic snippets
  7184. J W Friedman: Read how Katy Perry's video Firework is witchcraft and how the spell is cast
  7185. Adam Bozarth: The Yahoo Answers of Spanky Gazpacho
  7186. Frank West: Shelia Thong Sandal Goddess by mrstanley
  7187.  
  7188. Lemon's reading (provided by Lady Frenzy) was cut for time and then performed the next day at the karaoke afterparty. Here is a video of that.
  7189. </description>
  7190. <content:encoded>
  7191. <![CDATA[
  7192. <p>with:
  7193. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  7194. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/the-audience">the audience</a>
  7195. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/j-w-friedman">J W Friedman</a>
  7196. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  7197. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  7198. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/satan">Satan</a>
  7199. </p>
  7200. <p>Content provided by <strong>Zarla,Spooks,Girlkisser,Achilles' Heelies</strong>.</p>
  7201. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  7202. <p>For the last segment of F Plus Live 6, we consult a supercomputer and our nearest available Frank West to learn that we have not yet collected enough magicks to summon Satan. And so, we take drastic measures.</p>
  7203. <ol>
  7204. <li><strong>Lemon</strong> &amp; <strong>The Audience</strong>: badfic snippets</li>
  7205. <li><strong>J W Friedman</strong>: Read how Katy Perry's video Firework is witchcraft and how the spell is cast</li>
  7206. <li><strong>Adam Bozarth</strong>: The Yahoo Answers of Spanky Gazpacho</li>
  7207. <li><strong>Frank West</strong>: Shelia Thong Sandal Goddess by mrstanley</li>
  7208. </ol>
  7209. <p>Lemon's reading (provided by Lady Frenzy) was cut for time and then performed the next day at the karaoke afterparty. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7i2_cBuFus">Here is a video of that</a>.</p>
  7210. <figure class="video"><iframe src="//youtube.com/embed/_Re-U9vvMoo" frameborder="0" webkitallowfullscreen="true" mozallowfullscreen="true" allowfullscreen="true"></iframe></figure>
  7211. <p>Music used:
  7212. <ol>
  7213. <li>Shawn Michaels - Sexy Boy</li>
  7214. <li>Looking Glass - Brandy</li>
  7215. <li>DJ Shadow ft. Run The Jewels - Nobody Speak</li>
  7216. <li>Clockwork Orange OST - Funeral March of the Queen Mary</li>
  7217. <li>Buster Poindexter - Hot Hot Hot!</li>
  7218. </ol>
  7219. </p>
  7220. ]]>
  7221. </content:encoded>
  7222. <itunes:summary>For the last segment of F Plus Live 6, we consult a supercomputer and our nearest available Frank West to learn that we have not yet collected enough magicks to summon Satan. And so, we take drastic measures.
  7223.  
  7224. Lemon &amp; The Audience: badfic snippets
  7225. J W Friedman: Read how Katy Perry's video Firework is witchcraft and how the spell is cast
  7226. Adam Bozarth: The Yahoo Answers of Spanky Gazpacho
  7227. Frank West: Shelia Thong Sandal Goddess by mrstanley
  7228.  
  7229. Lemon's reading (provided by Lady Frenzy) was cut for time and then performed the next day at the karaoke afterparty. Here is a video of that.
  7230. </itunes:summary>
  7231. <itunes:episode>live6c</itunes:episode>
  7232. <itunes:title>F Plus Live 6 | Conjuring Satan | Part 3</itunes:title>
  7233. <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
  7234. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  7235. <itunes:subtitle>For the last segment of F Plus Live 6, we consult a supercomputer and our nearest available Frank…</itunes:subtitle>
  7236. <itunes:duration>0:54:01</itunes:duration>
  7237. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/live6c/live6c.jpg</image>
  7238. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/live6c/live6c-600x600.jpg" />
  7239. </item>
  7240. <item>
  7241. <title>260: The Eroticism of Barney Gumble</title>
  7242. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/260</link>
  7243. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/260</guid>
  7244. <pubDate>Mon, 04 Sep 2017 17:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  7245. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_260.mp3" length="60000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  7246. <description>
  7247. The members of The Burp Fetish Forums share one particular prediliction which is (and this may surprise you) they all have a burp fetish. How does this fetish manifest itself, you ask? Do they like women burping or men burping? Burping in public places or burping in private areas? Slow romantic burping or torrid non-con burping? The answer to all of this is yes. They really like burping!
  7248. This week, The F Plus shall not escape The Pleasure Zone. </description>
  7249. <content:encoded>
  7250. <![CDATA[
  7251. <p>with:
  7252. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  7253. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  7254. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  7255. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  7256. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  7257. </p>
  7258. <p>reading:
  7259. <code>theburpfetishforums.com</code>
  7260. </p>
  7261. <p>Content provided by <strong>Detective TV Tropes</strong>.</p>
  7262. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  7263. <p>The members of The Burp Fetish Forums share one particular prediliction which is (and this may surprise you) they all have a burp fetish. How does this fetish manifest itself, you ask? Do they like women burping or men burping? Burping in public places or burping in private areas? Slow romantic burping or torrid non-con burping? The answer to all of this is yes. They really like burping!</p>
  7264. <p>This week, The F Plus shall not escape The Pleasure Zone.</p>
  7265. <p>Music used:
  7266. <ol>
  7267. <li>Björk - Immature</li>
  7268. <li>Garbage - Shut Your Mouth</li>
  7269. </ol>
  7270. </p>
  7271. ]]>
  7272. </content:encoded>
  7273. <itunes:summary>The members of The Burp Fetish Forums share one particular prediliction which is (and this may surprise you) they all have a burp fetish. How does this fetish manifest itself, you ask? Do they like women burping or men burping? Burping in public places or burping in private areas? Slow romantic burping or torrid non-con burping? The answer to all of this is yes. They really like burping!
  7274. This week, The F Plus shall not escape The Pleasure Zone.</itunes:summary>
  7275. <itunes:episode>260</itunes:episode>
  7276. <itunes:title>The Eroticism of Barney Gumble</itunes:title>
  7277. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  7278. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  7279. <itunes:subtitle>reading theburpfetishforums.com</itunes:subtitle>
  7280. <itunes:duration>1:14:34</itunes:duration>
  7281. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/260/ep260.jpg</image>
  7282. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/260/ep260-600x600.jpg" />
  7283. </item>
  7284. <item>
  7285. <title>259: Eat Me Drink Me</title>
  7286. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/259</link>
  7287. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/259</guid>
  7288. <pubDate>Fri, 04 Aug 2017 12:40:00 CST</pubDate>
  7289. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_259.mp3" length="51000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  7290. <description>
  7291. Hello, podcast listener!
  7292. This is an episode about making food with bodily fluids. If you're familiar with what we do, you're probably going to like this episode a lot. If you've never heard this show before, this isn't the one to start with. Maybe try a wikiHow episode instead?
  7293. This week, we're sending back this Galliano shot. </description>
  7294. <content:encoded>
  7295. <![CDATA[
  7296. <p>with:
  7297. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  7298. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  7299. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  7300. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/squiddy">Squiddy</a>
  7301. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/ironicus">Ironicus</a>
  7302. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  7303. </p>
  7304. <p>Content provided by <strong>Mix</strong>.</p>
  7305. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  7306. <p>Hello, podcast listener!</p>
  7307. <p>This is an episode about making food with bodily fluids. If you're familiar with what we do, you're probably going to like this episode a lot. If you've never heard this show before, this isn't the one to start with. Maybe try a <a href="https://thefpl.us/episode/176">wikiHow episode</a> instead?</p>
  7308. <p>This week, we're sending back this Galliano shot.</p>
  7309. <p>Music used:
  7310. <ol>
  7311. <li>Herb Alpert - Whipped Cream</li>
  7312. <li>Pissed Jeans - Ashamed Of My Cum</li>
  7313. </ol>
  7314. </p>
  7315. ]]>
  7316. </content:encoded>
  7317. <itunes:summary>Hello, podcast listener!
  7318. This is an episode about making food with bodily fluids. If you're familiar with what we do, you're probably going to like this episode a lot. If you've never heard this show before, this isn't the one to start with. Maybe try a wikiHow episode instead?
  7319. This week, we're sending back this Galliano shot.</itunes:summary>
  7320. <itunes:episode>259</itunes:episode>
  7321. <itunes:title>Eat Me Drink Me</itunes:title>
  7322. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  7323. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  7324. <itunes:subtitle>Hello, podcast listener! This is an episode about making food with bodily fluids. If you're…</itunes:subtitle>
  7325. <itunes:duration>1:14:59</itunes:duration>
  7326. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/259/ep259.jpg</image>
  7327. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/259/ep259-512x512.jpg" />
  7328. </item>
  7329. <item>
  7330. <title>258: Do Not Pass Go</title>
  7331. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/258</link>
  7332. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/258</guid>
  7333. <pubDate>Fri, 28 Jul 2017 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  7334. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_258.mp3" length="51000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  7335. <description>
  7336. The creators and visionaries over at The Game Crafter have some innovative new board and card games to sell you, and they're not hampered by such trivialities as marketability, distribution, is this game any good, and am I a cretin with an axe to grind about feminism and letting that motivate every aspect about myself. Yeah, it's those kind of games.
  7337. This week, Joey likes. </description>
  7338. <content:encoded>
  7339. <![CDATA[
  7340. <p>with:
  7341. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  7342. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  7343. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  7344. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  7345. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  7346. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  7347. </p>
  7348. <p>reading:
  7349. <code>thegamecrafter.com</code>
  7350. </p>
  7351. <p>Content provided by <strong>Spooks</strong>.</p>
  7352. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  7353. <p>The creators and visionaries over at The Game Crafter have some innovative new board and card games to sell you, and they're not hampered by such trivialities as marketability, distribution, is this game any good, and am I a cretin with an axe to grind about feminism and letting that motivate every aspect about myself. Yeah, it's <em>those</em> kind of games.</p>
  7354. <p>This week, Joey likes.</p>
  7355. <p>Music used:
  7356. <ol>
  7357. <li>Motörhead - The Game</li>
  7358. <li>Barry White - Don't Play Games</li>
  7359. </ol>
  7360. </p>
  7361. ]]>
  7362. </content:encoded>
  7363. <itunes:summary>The creators and visionaries over at The Game Crafter have some innovative new board and card games to sell you, and they're not hampered by such trivialities as marketability, distribution, is this game any good, and am I a cretin with an axe to grind about feminism and letting that motivate every aspect about myself. Yeah, it's those kind of games.
  7364. This week, Joey likes.</itunes:summary>
  7365. <itunes:episode>258</itunes:episode>
  7366. <itunes:title>Do Not Pass Go</itunes:title>
  7367. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  7368. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  7369. <itunes:subtitle>reading thegamecrafter.com</itunes:subtitle>
  7370. <itunes:duration>1:14:31</itunes:duration>
  7371. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/258/ep258.jpg</image>
  7372. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/258/ep258-1000x1007.jpg" />
  7373. </item>
  7374. <item>
  7375. <title>257: The Wizard Forums!</title>
  7376. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/257</link>
  7377. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/257</guid>
  7378. <pubDate>Fri, 21 Jul 2017 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  7379. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_257.mp3" length="59000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  7380. <description>
  7381. This episode on The Wizard Forums can best be described with this opening note from the document: Order within each section is approximately “least likely to be a serial killer” to “most likely to be a serial killer.” </description>
  7382. <content:encoded>
  7383. <![CDATA[
  7384. <p>with:
  7385. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  7386. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  7387. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  7388. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  7389. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  7390. </p>
  7391. <p>reading:
  7392. <code>WizardForums.com</code>
  7393. </p>
  7394. <p>Content provided by <strong>Zekka,Girlkisser,Yavuz Sultan Salim</strong>.</p>
  7395. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  7396. <p>This episode on The Wizard Forums can best be described with this opening note from the document: Order within each section is approximately “least likely to be a serial killer” to “most likely to be a serial killer.”</p>
  7397. <p>Music used:
  7398. <ol>
  7399. <li>The Cars - Magic</li>
  7400. <li>Fucked Up - Magic Word</li>
  7401. </ol>
  7402. </p>
  7403. ]]>
  7404. </content:encoded>
  7405. <itunes:summary>This episode on The Wizard Forums can best be described with this opening note from the document: Order within each section is approximately “least likely to be a serial killer” to “most likely to be a serial killer.”</itunes:summary>
  7406. <itunes:episode>257</itunes:episode>
  7407. <itunes:title>The Wizard Forums!</itunes:title>
  7408. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  7409. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  7410. <itunes:subtitle>reading WizardForums.com</itunes:subtitle>
  7411. <itunes:duration>1:12:58</itunes:duration>
  7412. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/257/ep257.jpg</image>
  7413. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/257/ep257-600x600.jpg" />
  7414. </item>
  7415. <item>
  7416. <title>256: Findumb</title>
  7417. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/256</link>
  7418. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/256</guid>
  7419. <pubDate>Sat, 08 Jul 2017 18:50:00 CST</pubDate>
  7420. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_256.mp3" length="66000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  7421. <description>
  7422. The financial domination subculture is one centered around the act of one person giving money to another personfor reasons which must be self evident. We're looking at the thoughts and habits of both the findoms and the paypigs, and the troubles they have getting along with each other.
  7423. This week, The F Plus can't reach the end of Josh's Amazon wishlist. </description>
  7424. <content:encoded>
  7425. <![CDATA[
  7426. <p>with:
  7427. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  7428. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  7429. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  7430. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/squiddy">Squiddy</a>
  7431. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bumpgrrl">bumpgrrl</a>
  7432. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  7433. </p>
  7434. <p>reading:
  7435. <code>findoms.net</code>
  7436. <code>clips4sale.com</code>
  7437. </p>
  7438. <p>Content provided by <strong>Girlkisser</strong>.</p>
  7439. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  7440. <p>The financial domination subculture is one centered around the act of one person giving money to another personfor reasons which <em>must</em> be self evident. We're looking at the thoughts and habits of both the findoms and the paypigs, and the troubles they have getting along with each other.</p>
  7441. <p>This week, The F Plus can't reach the end of Josh's Amazon wishlist.</p>
  7442. <p>Music used:
  7443. <ol>
  7444. <li>Lily Allen - The Fear</li>
  7445. <li>DNCE - Pay My Rent</li>
  7446. </ol>
  7447. </p>
  7448. ]]>
  7449. </content:encoded>
  7450. <itunes:summary>The financial domination subculture is one centered around the act of one person giving money to another personfor reasons which must be self evident. We're looking at the thoughts and habits of both the findoms and the paypigs, and the troubles they have getting along with each other.
  7451. This week, The F Plus can't reach the end of Josh's Amazon wishlist.</itunes:summary>
  7452. <itunes:episode>256</itunes:episode>
  7453. <itunes:title>Findumb</itunes:title>
  7454. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  7455. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  7456. <itunes:subtitle>reading findoms.net,clips4sale.com</itunes:subtitle>
  7457. <itunes:duration>1:21:36</itunes:duration>
  7458. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/256/ep256.jpg</image>
  7459. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/256/ep256-600x600.jpg" />
  7460. </item>
  7461. <item>
  7462. <title>255: Thermodynamic Martinets &#38; Jar Jar Breasts</title>
  7463. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/255</link>
  7464. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/255</guid>
  7465. <pubDate>Mon, 03 Jul 2017 14:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  7466. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_255.mp3" length="48000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  7467. <description>
  7468. There's a fella on the internet by the name of saganfan1983 who has a lot of opinions to share about the issues that affect us all, like what breasts should look like or if it's okay to eat that one fish from The Phantom Menace. Oh! Also he built a spaceship. It totally works.
  7469. This week, The F Plus only appears to kill a panda. </description>
  7470. <content:encoded>
  7471. <![CDATA[
  7472. <p>with:
  7473. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  7474. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  7475. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  7476. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  7477. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/cheapskate">Cheapskate</a>
  7478. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  7479. </p>
  7480. <p>reading:
  7481. <code>deviantart.com</code>
  7482. </p>
  7483. <p>Content provided by <strong>Cheapskate</strong>.</p>
  7484. <p>Edited by <strong>Isfahan</strong>.</p>
  7485. <p>There's a fella on the internet by the name of saganfan1983 who has a lot of opinions to share about the issues that affect us all, like what breasts should look like or if it's okay to eat that one fish from The Phantom Menace. Oh! Also he built a spaceship. It totally works.</p>
  7486. <p>This week, The F Plus only <em>appears</em> to kill a panda.</p>
  7487. <p>Music used:
  7488. <ol>
  7489. <li>Recorder Movie Scores - Duel of the Fates</li>
  7490. <li>Mos Eisley Kazoo Orchestra - Imperial March</li>
  7491. </ol>
  7492. </p>
  7493. ]]>
  7494. </content:encoded>
  7495. <itunes:summary>There's a fella on the internet by the name of saganfan1983 who has a lot of opinions to share about the issues that affect us all, like what breasts should look like or if it's okay to eat that one fish from The Phantom Menace. Oh! Also he built a spaceship. It totally works.
  7496. This week, The F Plus only appears to kill a panda.</itunes:summary>
  7497. <itunes:episode>255</itunes:episode>
  7498. <itunes:title>Thermodynamic Martinets &#38; Jar Jar Breasts</itunes:title>
  7499. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  7500. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  7501. <itunes:subtitle>reading deviantart.com</itunes:subtitle>
  7502. <itunes:duration>1:12:14</itunes:duration>
  7503. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/255/ep255.jpg</image>
  7504. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/255/ep255-500x500.jpg" />
  7505. </item>
  7506. <item>
  7507. <title>254: I'll Show You The Life Of The Mind</title>
  7508. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/254</link>
  7509. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/254</guid>
  7510. <pubDate>Wed, 21 Jun 2017 10:15:00 CST</pubDate>
  7511. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_254.mp3" length="55000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  7512. <description>
  7513. The premise of the Millenial-focused superblog Thought Catalog can be neatly summarized in its slogan All thinking is relevant. This is infuriating by itself, and not helped by the dozen or so incredibly prolific bloggers who pose the challenge &quot;All thinking is relevant, even... this!?&quot;
  7514. This episode, The F Plus were merely freshmen. </description>
  7515. <content:encoded>
  7516. <![CDATA[
  7517. <p>with:
  7518. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  7519. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  7520. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  7521. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  7522. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  7523. </p>
  7524. <p>reading:
  7525. <code>thoughtcatalog.com</code>
  7526. </p>
  7527. <p>Content provided by <strong>Achilles' Heelies,Cheapskate</strong>.</p>
  7528. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  7529. <p>The premise of the Millenial-focused superblog <strong>Thought Catalog</strong> can be neatly summarized in its slogan <em>All thinking is relevant</em>. This is infuriating by itself, and not helped by the dozen or so incredibly prolific bloggers who pose the challenge &quot;All thinking is relevant, even... this!?&quot;</p>
  7530. <p>This episode, The F Plus were merely freshmen.</p>
  7531. <p>Music used:
  7532. <ol>
  7533. <li>En Vogue-Free Your Mind</li>
  7534. <li>Information Society-What's On Your Mind (Pure Energy)</li>
  7535. </ol>
  7536. </p>
  7537. ]]>
  7538. </content:encoded>
  7539. <itunes:summary>The premise of the Millenial-focused superblog Thought Catalog can be neatly summarized in its slogan All thinking is relevant. This is infuriating by itself, and not helped by the dozen or so incredibly prolific bloggers who pose the challenge &quot;All thinking is relevant, even... this!?&quot;
  7540. This episode, The F Plus were merely freshmen.</itunes:summary>
  7541. <itunes:episode>254</itunes:episode>
  7542. <itunes:title>I'll Show You The Life Of The Mind</itunes:title>
  7543. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  7544. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  7545. <itunes:subtitle>reading thoughtcatalog.com</itunes:subtitle>
  7546. <itunes:duration>1:20:04</itunes:duration>
  7547. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/254/ep254.jpg</image>
  7548. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/254/ep254-600x600.jpg" />
  7549. </item>
  7550. <item>
  7551. <title>253: Heal Yourself With Crystals</title>
  7552. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/253</link>
  7553. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/253</guid>
  7554. <pubDate>Sat, 10 Jun 2017 14:30:00 CST</pubDate>
  7555. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_253.mp3" length="61000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  7556. <description>
  7557. The proprietors of online crystal shop EnergyMuse.com inform us that “almost ever [sic] ancient civilization has utilized Earth energy—in the form of crystals and gems—in some way.” And if you think that statement is suspect, let me ask you - do you really understand what that means? I'm pretty sure nobody does.
  7558. This week, The F Plus isn't sure who stole that joke from whom. </description>
  7559. <content:encoded>
  7560. <![CDATA[
  7561. <p>with:
  7562. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  7563. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  7564. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  7565. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/ironicus">Ironicus</a>
  7566. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  7567. </p>
  7568. <p>reading:
  7569. <code>energymuse.com</code>
  7570. </p>
  7571. <p>Content provided by <strong>Heavenator,The Lesbiathan</strong>.</p>
  7572. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  7573. <p>The proprietors of online crystal shop <strong>EnergyMuse.com</strong> inform us that “almost ever [sic] ancient civilization has utilized Earth energy—in the form of crystals and gems—in some way.” And if you think that statement is suspect, let me ask you - do you <em>really</em> understand what that means? I'm pretty sure nobody does.</p>
  7574. <p>This week, The F Plus isn't sure who stole that joke from whom.</p>
  7575. <p>Music used:
  7576. <ol>
  7577. <li>Arjen Lucassen - I Am a Rock</li>
  7578. <li>Echo & The Bunnymen - Crystal Days</li>
  7579. </ol>
  7580. </p>
  7581. ]]>
  7582. </content:encoded>
  7583. <itunes:summary>The proprietors of online crystal shop EnergyMuse.com inform us that “almost ever [sic] ancient civilization has utilized Earth energy—in the form of crystals and gems—in some way.” And if you think that statement is suspect, let me ask you - do you really understand what that means? I'm pretty sure nobody does.
  7584. This week, The F Plus isn't sure who stole that joke from whom.</itunes:summary>
  7585. <itunes:episode>253</itunes:episode>
  7586. <itunes:title>Heal Yourself With Crystals</itunes:title>
  7587. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  7588. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  7589. <itunes:subtitle>reading energymuse.com</itunes:subtitle>
  7590. <itunes:duration>1:15:42</itunes:duration>
  7591. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/253/ep253.jpg</image>
  7592. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/253/ep253-600x600.jpg" />
  7593. </item>
  7594. <item>
  7595. <title>252: It Is Always Cold In Chili's</title>
  7596. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/252</link>
  7597. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/252</guid>
  7598. <pubDate>Fri, 02 Jun 2017 09:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  7599. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_252.mp3" length="65000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  7600. <description>
  7601. The stated mission statement of Corporate Office &amp; Headquarters is to provide visitors with customer service contact information for a variety of different corporations. However, the site allows comments, so the actual mission is that.
  7602. This week, The F Plus doesn't want the update, Doug. </description>
  7603. <content:encoded>
  7604. <![CDATA[
  7605. <p>with:
  7606. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  7607. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  7608. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  7609. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  7610. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  7611. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  7612. </p>
  7613. <p>reading:
  7614. <code>corporateofficehq.com</code>
  7615. </p>
  7616. <p>Content provided by <strong>Puppy Time</strong>.</p>
  7617. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  7618. <p>The stated mission statement of Corporate Office &amp; Headquarters is to provide visitors with customer service contact information for a variety of different corporations. However, the site allows comments, so the <em>actual</em> mission is that.</p>
  7619. <p>This week, The F Plus doesn't want the update, Doug.</p>
  7620. <p>Music used:
  7621. <ol>
  7622. <li>The Avalanches - Live At Dominoes</li>
  7623. <li>Pissed Jeans - Have You Ever Been Furniture</li>
  7624. </ol>
  7625. </p>
  7626. ]]>
  7627. </content:encoded>
  7628. <itunes:summary>The stated mission statement of Corporate Office &amp; Headquarters is to provide visitors with customer service contact information for a variety of different corporations. However, the site allows comments, so the actual mission is that.
  7629. This week, The F Plus doesn't want the update, Doug.</itunes:summary>
  7630. <itunes:episode>252</itunes:episode>
  7631. <itunes:title>It Is Always Cold In Chili's</itunes:title>
  7632. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  7633. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  7634. <itunes:subtitle>reading corporateofficehq.com</itunes:subtitle>
  7635. <itunes:duration>1:21:20</itunes:duration>
  7636. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/252/ep252.jpg</image>
  7637. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/252/ep252-600x600.jpg" />
  7638. </item>
  7639. <item>
  7640. <title>251: 凸(◎益◎)凸</title>
  7641. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/251</link>
  7642. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/251</guid>
  7643. <pubDate>Fri, 26 May 2017 15:15:00 CST</pubDate>
  7644. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_251.mp3" length="51000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  7645. <description>
  7646. If you visit RantRampage.com, you'll find that the middle 390 pixels are filled with thousands of grievances filed by anonymous people  on every available subject. That's followed by dozens of comments by more anonymous people who are wholly disinterested in having a productive conversation, but they sure do have a lot of things they hate.
  7647. This week, keep dreaming Lesbian Losers! </description>
  7648. <content:encoded>
  7649. <![CDATA[
  7650. <p>with:
  7651. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  7652. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  7653. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  7654. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  7655. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lou-fernandez">Lou Fernandez</a>
  7656. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  7657. </p>
  7658. <p>reading:
  7659. <code>rantrampage.com</code>
  7660. </p>
  7661. <p>Content provided by <strong>Montrith</strong>.</p>
  7662. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  7663. <p>If you visit RantRampage.com, you'll find that the middle 390 pixels are filled with thousands of grievances filed by anonymous people  on every available subject. That's followed by dozens of comments by more anonymous people who are wholly disinterested in having a productive conversation, but they sure do have a lot of things they hate.</p>
  7664. <p>This week, keep dreaming Lesbian Losers!</p>
  7665. <p>Music used:
  7666. <ol>
  7667. <li>Garry Lee and the Showdown - Rodeo Song</li>
  7668. <li>Ween - Piss Up a Rope</li>
  7669. </ol>
  7670. </p>
  7671. ]]>
  7672. </content:encoded>
  7673. <itunes:summary>If you visit RantRampage.com, you'll find that the middle 390 pixels are filled with thousands of grievances filed by anonymous people  on every available subject. That's followed by dozens of comments by more anonymous people who are wholly disinterested in having a productive conversation, but they sure do have a lot of things they hate.
  7674. This week, keep dreaming Lesbian Losers!</itunes:summary>
  7675. <itunes:episode>251</itunes:episode>
  7676. <itunes:title>凸(◎益◎)凸</itunes:title>
  7677. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  7678. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  7679. <itunes:subtitle>reading rantrampage.com</itunes:subtitle>
  7680. <itunes:duration>1:14:00</itunes:duration>
  7681. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/251/ep251.jpg</image>
  7682. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/251/ep251-480x480.jpg" />
  7683. </item>
  7684. <item>
  7685. <title>250: WAM!!!</title>
  7686. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/250</link>
  7687. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/250</guid>
  7688. <pubDate>Fri, 19 May 2017 16:15:00 CST</pubDate>
  7689. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_250.mp3" length="64000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  7690. <description>
  7691. There's a lot of peculiar naming conventions in unusual internet fetishes, which makes the Wet And Messy fetishists very appreciated. They like it when people are wet and messy! And they have many many many words to prove it.  They also have a whole lot of pictures to prove it, but we needn't concern ourselves with that.
  7692. This week, The F Plus learns something about Southern Hospitality. </description>
  7693. <content:encoded>
  7694. <![CDATA[
  7695. <p>with:
  7696. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  7697. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  7698. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  7699. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  7700. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  7701. </p>
  7702. <p>reading:
  7703. <code>umd.net</code>
  7704. <code>wetlookforums.com</code>
  7705. <code>clips4sale.com</code>
  7706. </p>
  7707. <p>Content provided by <strong>Girlkisser</strong>.</p>
  7708. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  7709. <p>There's a lot of peculiar naming conventions in unusual internet fetishes, which makes the <strong>Wet And Messy</strong> fetishists very appreciated. They like it when people are wet and messy! And they have many many many words to prove it.  They also have a whole lot of pictures to prove it, but we needn't concern ourselves with that.</p>
  7710. <p>This week, The F Plus learns something about Southern Hospitality.</p>
  7711. <p>Music used:
  7712. <ol>
  7713. <li>Kittens - Carpenter</li>
  7714. <li>Double Dare Theme Song</li>
  7715. </ol>
  7716. </p>
  7717. ]]>
  7718. </content:encoded>
  7719. <itunes:summary>There's a lot of peculiar naming conventions in unusual internet fetishes, which makes the Wet And Messy fetishists very appreciated. They like it when people are wet and messy! And they have many many many words to prove it.  They also have a whole lot of pictures to prove it, but we needn't concern ourselves with that.
  7720. This week, The F Plus learns something about Southern Hospitality.</itunes:summary>
  7721. <itunes:episode>250</itunes:episode>
  7722. <itunes:title>WAM!!!</itunes:title>
  7723. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  7724. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  7725. <itunes:subtitle>reading umd.net,wetlookforums.com,clips4sale.com</itunes:subtitle>
  7726. <itunes:duration>1:19:23</itunes:duration>
  7727. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/250/ep250.jpg</image>
  7728. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/250/ep250-600x600.jpg" />
  7729. </item>
  7730. <item>
  7731. <title>249: Ridiculist Passions</title>
  7732. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/249</link>
  7733. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/249</guid>
  7734. <pubDate>Mon, 08 May 2017 13:05:00 CST</pubDate>
  7735. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_249.mp3" length="71000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  7736. <description>
  7737. The Passions Network presents a unique value proposition: What if, instead of making one dating website, we create literally hundreds of unique (in name, but largely identical) websites, in the hopes of luring in customers with a whole bunch of super-specific niches? What would happen if we did that? The answer, it turns out, is an F Plus episode.
  7738. This week, try to find who loves to suck guys. Yam! </description>
  7739. <content:encoded>
  7740. <![CDATA[
  7741. <p>with:
  7742. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  7743. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  7744. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  7745. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  7746. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  7747. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  7748. </p>
  7749. <p>reading:
  7750. <code>passionsnetwork.com</code>
  7751. </p>
  7752. <p>Content provided by <strong>Kanyesutra</strong>.</p>
  7753. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  7754. <p>The Passions Network presents a unique value proposition: What if, instead of making one dating website, we create literally hundreds of unique (in name, but largely identical) websites, in the hopes of luring in customers with a whole bunch of super-specific niches? What would happen if we did that? The answer, it turns out, is an F Plus episode.</p>
  7755. <p>This week, try to find who loves to suck guys. Yam!</p>
  7756. <p>Music used:
  7757. <ol>
  7758. <li>The Knife - Heartbeats</li>
  7759. <li>Kevin MacLeod - Last Kiss Goodnight</li>
  7760. <li>MK2 - Move Out</li>
  7761. <li>Hot Hot Heat - Oh Goddammit</li>
  7762. </ol>
  7763. </p>
  7764. ]]>
  7765. </content:encoded>
  7766. <itunes:summary>The Passions Network presents a unique value proposition: What if, instead of making one dating website, we create literally hundreds of unique (in name, but largely identical) websites, in the hopes of luring in customers with a whole bunch of super-specific niches? What would happen if we did that? The answer, it turns out, is an F Plus episode.
  7767. This week, try to find who loves to suck guys. Yam!</itunes:summary>
  7768. <itunes:episode>249</itunes:episode>
  7769. <itunes:title>Ridiculist Passions</itunes:title>
  7770. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  7771. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  7772. <itunes:subtitle>reading passionsnetwork.com</itunes:subtitle>
  7773. <itunes:duration>1:24:36</itunes:duration>
  7774. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/249/ep249.jpg</image>
  7775. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/249/ep249-600x600.jpg" />
  7776. </item>
  7777. <item>
  7778. <title>248: All World Keyboard Wrestling And Roughhouse feDeration</title>
  7779. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/248</link>
  7780. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/248</guid>
  7781. <pubDate>Mon, 10 Apr 2017 10:45:00 CST</pubDate>
  7782. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_248.mp3" length="69000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  7783. <description>
  7784. There's a lot of enthusiastic wrestling fans in the world, and some of them dream of one day becoming professional wrestlers in their own right. In the real world that would take a lot of diligence, luck, and willingness to adopt a lifelong addiction to painkillers - but this is the internet: a place for dreamers.
  7785. Enter eWrestling Encyclopedia. It's a place where ideas are more important than physical spectacle, and those ideas are things like &quot;Another wrestler that already exists except he has my name instead of his own name&quot;. Thought provoking stuff.
  7786. This week, The F Plus loves it when rappers make albums. </description>
  7787. <content:encoded>
  7788. <![CDATA[
  7789. <p>with:
  7790. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  7791. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  7792. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  7793. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/j-w-friedman">J W Friedman</a>
  7794. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  7795. </p>
  7796. <p>reading:
  7797. <code>ewrestling.wikia.com</code>
  7798. </p>
  7799. <p>Content provided by <strong>Montrith</strong>.</p>
  7800. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  7801. <p>There's a lot of enthusiastic wrestling fans in the world, and some of them dream of one day becoming professional wrestlers in their own right. In the real world that would take a lot of diligence, luck, and willingness to adopt a lifelong addiction to painkillers - but this is the internet: a place for dreamers.</p>
  7802. <p>Enter <strong>eWrestling Encyclopedia</strong>. It's a place where ideas are more important than physical spectacle, and those ideas are things like &quot;Another wrestler that already exists except he has my name instead of his own name&quot;. Thought provoking stuff.</p>
  7803. <p>This week, The F Plus loves it when rappers make albums.</p>
  7804. <p>Music used:
  7805. <ol>
  7806. <li>Girls Against Boys - Kicking The Lights</li>
  7807. <li>Foxy Shazam - Count Me Out</li>
  7808. </ol>
  7809. </p>
  7810. ]]>
  7811. </content:encoded>
  7812. <itunes:summary>There's a lot of enthusiastic wrestling fans in the world, and some of them dream of one day becoming professional wrestlers in their own right. In the real world that would take a lot of diligence, luck, and willingness to adopt a lifelong addiction to painkillers - but this is the internet: a place for dreamers.
  7813. Enter eWrestling Encyclopedia. It's a place where ideas are more important than physical spectacle, and those ideas are things like &quot;Another wrestler that already exists except he has my name instead of his own name&quot;. Thought provoking stuff.
  7814. This week, The F Plus loves it when rappers make albums.</itunes:summary>
  7815. <itunes:episode>248</itunes:episode>
  7816. <itunes:title>All World Keyboard Wrestling And Roughhouse feDeration</itunes:title>
  7817. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  7818. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  7819. <itunes:subtitle>reading ewrestling.wikia.com</itunes:subtitle>
  7820. <itunes:duration>1:25:08</itunes:duration>
  7821. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/248/ep248.jpg</image>
  7822. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/248/ep248-600x600.jpg" />
  7823. </item>
  7824. <item>
  7825. <title>247: r/eally_sorry_about_that</title>
  7826. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/247</link>
  7827. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/247</guid>
  7828. <pubDate>Tue, 21 Mar 2017 10:15:00 CST</pubDate>
  7829. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_247.mp3" length="62000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  7830. <description>
  7831. Personal relationships can be difficult to manage, and there are times when people look for advice from the people closest to them. This is all well and good, but what happens when your closest friends are the anonymous chowderheads on Reddit? Well, in that case things get complicated.
  7832. This week, The F Plus gives Heather some erasers. </description>
  7833. <content:encoded>
  7834. <![CDATA[
  7835. <p>with:
  7836. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  7837. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  7838. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  7839. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  7840. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  7841. </p>
  7842. <p>reading:
  7843. <code>reddit.com</code>
  7844. </p>
  7845. <p>Content provided by <strong>Puppy Time</strong>.</p>
  7846. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  7847. <p>Personal relationships can be difficult to manage, and there are times when people look for advice from the people closest to them. This is all well and good, but what happens when your closest friends are the anonymous chowderheads on Reddit? Well, in that case things get complicated.</p>
  7848. <p>This week, The F Plus gives Heather some erasers.</p>
  7849. <p>Music used:
  7850. <ol>
  7851. <li>Roxy Music - Love is the Drug</li>
  7852. <li>The Rapture - House of Jealous Lovers</li>
  7853. </ol>
  7854. </p>
  7855. ]]>
  7856. </content:encoded>
  7857. <itunes:summary>Personal relationships can be difficult to manage, and there are times when people look for advice from the people closest to them. This is all well and good, but what happens when your closest friends are the anonymous chowderheads on Reddit? Well, in that case things get complicated.
  7858. This week, The F Plus gives Heather some erasers.</itunes:summary>
  7859. <itunes:episode>247</itunes:episode>
  7860. <itunes:title>r/eally_sorry_about_that</itunes:title>
  7861. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  7862. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  7863. <itunes:subtitle>reading reddit.com</itunes:subtitle>
  7864. <itunes:duration>1:17:26</itunes:duration>
  7865. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/247/ep247.jpg</image>
  7866. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/247/ep247-600x600.jpg" />
  7867. </item>
  7868. <item>
  7869. <title>246: Compose With Joystick Controllers</title>
  7870. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/246</link>
  7871. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/246</guid>
  7872. <pubDate>Wed, 15 Mar 2017 10:56:00 CST</pubDate>
  7873. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_246.mp3" length="59000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  7874. <description>
  7875. Cartridge Lit invites visitors to share video-game inspired poetry and prose, and a number of people have taken them up on that invitation, bringing their credentials with them. And so, what we have in this episode is a straight hour of reading meticulously written video game literature, and if it hurts you half as much as it hurt us, you're gonna need some Percocet before you hit play.
  7876. This week, she's not breathing. </description>
  7877. <content:encoded>
  7878. <![CDATA[
  7879. <p>with:
  7880. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  7881. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  7882. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  7883. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  7884. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  7885. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  7886. </p>
  7887. <p>reading:
  7888. <code>cartridgelit.com</code>
  7889. </p>
  7890. <p>Content provided by <strong>Achilles' Heelies</strong>.</p>
  7891. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  7892. <p>Cartridge Lit invites visitors to share video-game inspired poetry and prose, and a number of people have taken them up on that invitation, bringing their credentials with them. And so, what we have in this episode is a straight hour of reading meticulously written video game literature, and if it hurts you half as much as it hurt us, you're gonna need some Percocet before you hit play.</p>
  7893. <p>This week, she's not breathing.</p>
  7894. <p>Music used:
  7895. <ol>
  7896. <li>Dokaka - Katamari on the Rocks</li>
  7897. <li>Musics8Bits​ - Tetris Theme Dubstep Remix</li>
  7898. </ol>
  7899. </p>
  7900. ]]>
  7901. </content:encoded>
  7902. <itunes:summary>Cartridge Lit invites visitors to share video-game inspired poetry and prose, and a number of people have taken them up on that invitation, bringing their credentials with them. And so, what we have in this episode is a straight hour of reading meticulously written video game literature, and if it hurts you half as much as it hurt us, you're gonna need some Percocet before you hit play.
  7903. This week, she's not breathing.</itunes:summary>
  7904. <itunes:episode>246</itunes:episode>
  7905. <itunes:title>Compose With Joystick Controllers</itunes:title>
  7906. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  7907. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  7908. <itunes:subtitle>reading cartridgelit.com</itunes:subtitle>
  7909. <itunes:duration>1:13:12</itunes:duration>
  7910. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/246/ep246.jpg</image>
  7911. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/246/ep246-600x600.jpg" />
  7912. </item>
  7913. <item>
  7914. <title>245: In Memoriam IMDb Forums</title>
  7915. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/245</link>
  7916. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/245</guid>
  7917. <pubDate>Sun, 05 Mar 2017 09:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  7918. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_245.mp3" length="000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  7919. <description>
  7920. This year, IMDb made the decision to dismantle its own message boards, saying that they didn't provide enough value to the site. This of course piqued our interest and we went to see what kind of conversations could be found there. As it turns out: It was exactly the kind of conversations we'd expect to find there.
  7921. This week, The F Plus meets some like-minded Burgerheads. </description>
  7922. <content:encoded>
  7923. <![CDATA[
  7924. <p>with:
  7925. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  7926. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  7927. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  7928. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/zarla">Zarla</a>
  7929. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  7930. </p>
  7931. <p>reading:
  7932. <code>imdb.com</code>
  7933. </p>
  7934. <p>Content provided by <strong>BARK RANGER</strong>.</p>
  7935. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  7936. <p>This year, IMDb made the decision to dismantle its own message boards, saying that they didn't provide enough value to the site. This of course piqued our interest and we went to see what kind of conversations could be found there. As it turns out: It was exactly the kind of conversations we'd expect to find there.</p>
  7937. <p>This week, The F Plus meets some like-minded Burgerheads.</p>
  7938. <p>Music used:
  7939. <ol>
  7940. <li>Hamilton: An American Musical - Guns and Ships</li>
  7941. <li>King Missile - Martin Scorsese</li>
  7942. </ol>
  7943. </p>
  7944. ]]>
  7945. </content:encoded>
  7946. <itunes:summary>This year, IMDb made the decision to dismantle its own message boards, saying that they didn't provide enough value to the site. This of course piqued our interest and we went to see what kind of conversations could be found there. As it turns out: It was exactly the kind of conversations we'd expect to find there.
  7947. This week, The F Plus meets some like-minded Burgerheads.</itunes:summary>
  7948. <itunes:episode>245</itunes:episode>
  7949. <itunes:title>In Memoriam IMDb Forums</itunes:title>
  7950. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  7951. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  7952. <itunes:subtitle>reading imdb.com</itunes:subtitle>
  7953. <itunes:duration>1:09:18</itunes:duration>
  7954. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/245/ep245.jpg</image>
  7955. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/245/ep245-478x478.jpg" />
  7956. </item>
  7957. <item>
  7958. <title>244: The Definitive Vampire Episode</title>
  7959. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/244</link>
  7960. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/244</guid>
  7961. <pubDate>Fri, 24 Feb 2017 13:15:00 CST</pubDate>
  7962. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_244.mp3" length="55000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  7963. <description>
  7964. If you are a regular listener to the podcast, you are probably aware of communities who self-identify as superhuman or supernatural creatures. You are also probably aware that these communities often have inconsistent and arbitrary criteria to support their claims. This is more of that, but with draculas.
  7965. Have you ever dreamt of drinking blood? Can you be killed by a wooden stake through the heart or decapitation? Do you have a tan Do you say ‘BLAH’? You MIGHT be a vampire!
  7966. This episode, the F Plus gets a full-ride scholarship to Vamper college. </description>
  7967. <content:encoded>
  7968. <![CDATA[
  7969. <p>with:
  7970. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  7971. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  7972. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  7973. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  7974. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  7975. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  7976. </p>
  7977. <p>reading:
  7978. <code>drinkdeeplyanddream.com</code>
  7979. </p>
  7980. <p>Content provided by <strong>Heavenator,The Lesbiathan</strong>.</p>
  7981. <p>Edited by <strong>Isfahan</strong>.</p>
  7982. <p>If you are a regular listener to the podcast, you are probably aware of communities who self-identify as superhuman or supernatural creatures. You are also probably aware that these communities often have inconsistent and arbitrary criteria to support their claims. This is more of that, but with draculas. </p>
  7983. <p>Have you ever dreamt of drinking blood? Can you be killed by a wooden stake through the heart or decapitation? Do you have a tan Do you say ‘BLAH’? You MIGHT be a vampire!</p>
  7984. <p>This episode, the F Plus gets a full-ride scholarship to Vamper college.</p>
  7985. <p>Music used:
  7986. <ol>
  7987. <li>Bauhaus - Bela Lugosi's Dead</li>
  7988. <li>Blue Öyster Cult - Nosferatu</li>
  7989. </ol>
  7990. </p>
  7991. ]]>
  7992. </content:encoded>
  7993. <itunes:summary>If you are a regular listener to the podcast, you are probably aware of communities who self-identify as superhuman or supernatural creatures. You are also probably aware that these communities often have inconsistent and arbitrary criteria to support their claims. This is more of that, but with draculas.
  7994. Have you ever dreamt of drinking blood? Can you be killed by a wooden stake through the heart or decapitation? Do you have a tan Do you say ‘BLAH’? You MIGHT be a vampire!
  7995. This episode, the F Plus gets a full-ride scholarship to Vamper college.</itunes:summary>
  7996. <itunes:episode>244</itunes:episode>
  7997. <itunes:title>The Definitive Vampire Episode</itunes:title>
  7998. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  7999. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  8000. <itunes:subtitle>reading drinkdeeplyanddream.com</itunes:subtitle>
  8001. <itunes:duration>1:23:26</itunes:duration>
  8002. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/244/ep244.jpg</image>
  8003. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/244/ep244-600x600.jpg" />
  8004. </item>
  8005. <item>
  8006. <title>243: I'm Twelve And I'm Not Lying</title>
  8007. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/243</link>
  8008. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/243</guid>
  8009. <pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2017 14:25:00 CST</pubDate>
  8010. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_243.mp3" length="64000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  8011. <description>
  8012. Real Super Powers is a site for the documentation of real, actual, legitimate, bona fide, undeniable, serious, authentic, honest, indubitable, factional, non-fictional, unaffected, veritable, perceptible, irrefutable, sincere, honest, no really I promise super powers in human beings.  From there, I mean... the episode pretty much writes itself.
  8013. 1This 1week, 1The 1F 1Plus 1doesn't 1have 1a 1girlfriend. </description>
  8014. <content:encoded>
  8015. <![CDATA[
  8016. <p>with:
  8017. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  8018. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  8019. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  8020. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  8021. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  8022. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  8023. </p>
  8024. <p>reading:
  8025. <code>realsuperpowers.com</code>
  8026. </p>
  8027. <p>Content provided by <strong>Sphagnum</strong>.</p>
  8028. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  8029. <p>Real Super Powers is a site for the documentation of real, actual, legitimate, bona fide, undeniable, serious, authentic, honest, indubitable, factional, non-fictional, unaffected, veritable, perceptible, irrefutable, sincere, honest, no really I promise super powers in human beings.  From there, I mean... the episode pretty much writes itself.</p>
  8030. <p>1This 1week, 1The 1F 1Plus 1doesn't 1have 1a 1girlfriend.</p>
  8031. <p>Music used:
  8032. <ol>
  8033. <li>Joey Scarbury - Theme From The Greatest American Hero</li>
  8034. <li>Bonnie Tyler - Holding out for a Hero</li>
  8035. </ol>
  8036. </p>
  8037. ]]>
  8038. </content:encoded>
  8039. <itunes:summary>Real Super Powers is a site for the documentation of real, actual, legitimate, bona fide, undeniable, serious, authentic, honest, indubitable, factional, non-fictional, unaffected, veritable, perceptible, irrefutable, sincere, honest, no really I promise super powers in human beings.  From there, I mean... the episode pretty much writes itself.
  8040. 1This 1week, 1The 1F 1Plus 1doesn't 1have 1a 1girlfriend.</itunes:summary>
  8041. <itunes:episode>243</itunes:episode>
  8042. <itunes:title>I'm Twelve And I'm Not Lying</itunes:title>
  8043. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  8044. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  8045. <itunes:subtitle>reading realsuperpowers.com</itunes:subtitle>
  8046. <itunes:duration>1:19:40</itunes:duration>
  8047. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/243/ep243.jpg</image>
  8048. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/243/ep243-500x500.jpg" />
  8049. </item>
  8050. <item>
  8051. <title>242: (Untitled Vaping Episode)</title>
  8052. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/242</link>
  8053. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/242</guid>
  8054. <pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2017 15:30:00 CST</pubDate>
  8055. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_242.mp3" length="60000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  8056. <description>
  8057. As vaporizers became more popular in recent years, the internet did what it does:  turn an uninteresting pastime into a cultural signifier with its own jargon and infighting. And so were born &quot;Cloud Chasers&quot;; the men who risk friendships, wages, and their own personal safety in a never ending quest to exhale glycerine vapor in a cloud larger than someone else's. Actually, when you type it out it makes a whole lot of sense.
  8058. This week, The F Plus puts a finger in Missy's Wet Box. </description>
  8059. <content:encoded>
  8060. <![CDATA[
  8061. <p>with:
  8062. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  8063. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  8064. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  8065. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  8066. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  8067. </p>
  8068. <p>reading:
  8069. <code>e-cigarette-forum.com</code>
  8070. <code>vapingunderground.com</code>
  8071. <code>vaping360.com</code>
  8072. </p>
  8073. <p>Content provided by <strong>The Lesbiathan,Heavenator</strong>.</p>
  8074. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  8075. <p>As vaporizers became more popular in recent years, the internet did what it does:  turn an uninteresting pastime into a cultural signifier with its own jargon and infighting. And so were born &quot;Cloud Chasers&quot;; the men who risk friendships, wages, and their own personal safety in a never ending quest to exhale glycerine vapor in a cloud larger than someone else's. Actually, when you type it out it makes a whole lot of sense.</p>
  8076. <p>This week, The F Plus puts a finger in Missy's Wet Box.</p>
  8077. <p>Music used:
  8078. <ol>
  8079. <li>Under The Influence of Giants - In The Clouds</li>
  8080. <li>Peggy Lee - Toodle-Lee-Oo-Doo</li>
  8081. </ol>
  8082. </p>
  8083. ]]>
  8084. </content:encoded>
  8085. <itunes:summary>As vaporizers became more popular in recent years, the internet did what it does:  turn an uninteresting pastime into a cultural signifier with its own jargon and infighting. And so were born &quot;Cloud Chasers&quot;; the men who risk friendships, wages, and their own personal safety in a never ending quest to exhale glycerine vapor in a cloud larger than someone else's. Actually, when you type it out it makes a whole lot of sense.
  8086. This week, The F Plus puts a finger in Missy's Wet Box.</itunes:summary>
  8087. <itunes:episode>242</itunes:episode>
  8088. <itunes:title>(Untitled Vaping Episode)</itunes:title>
  8089. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  8090. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  8091. <itunes:subtitle>reading e-cigarette-forum.com,vapingunderground.com,vaping360.com</itunes:subtitle>
  8092. <itunes:duration>1:15:02</itunes:duration>
  8093. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/242/ep242.jpg</image>
  8094. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/242/ep242-500x500.jpg" />
  8095. </item>
  8096. <item>
  8097. <title>241: DRUGS!</title>
  8098. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/241</link>
  8099. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/241</guid>
  8100. <pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2017 15:30:00 CST</pubDate>
  8101. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_241.mp3" length="63000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  8102. <description>
  8103. Drugs Forum is (and this may surprise you) a forum where people talk about using drugs. That is, hundreds of thousands of people, over millions of threads, gathering to discuss the drugs they're doing, have recently done, or wish to do in the very near future. It's a vibrant community which, after many years, finally figured out the best way to go rollerblading.
  8104. This week, The F Plus is your salvia...vation. (edit point) </description>
  8105. <content:encoded>
  8106. <![CDATA[
  8107. <p>with:
  8108. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  8109. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  8110. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  8111. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  8112. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  8113. </p>
  8114. <p>reading:
  8115. <code>drugs-forum.com</code>
  8116. </p>
  8117. <p>Content provided by <strong>Megacrex Inepta,Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  8118. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  8119. <p>Drugs Forum is (and this may surprise you) a forum where people talk about using drugs. That is, hundreds of thousands of people, over millions of threads, gathering to discuss the drugs they're doing, have recently done, or wish to do in the very near future. It's a vibrant community which, after many years, finally figured out the best way to go rollerblading.</p>
  8120. <p>This week, The F Plus is your salvia...vation. (edit point)</p>
  8121. <p>Music used:
  8122. <ol>
  8123. <li>Dandy Warhols - Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth</li>
  8124. <li>Queens of the Stone Age - Feel Good Hit Of The Summer</li>
  8125. </ol>
  8126. </p>
  8127. ]]>
  8128. </content:encoded>
  8129. <itunes:summary>Drugs Forum is (and this may surprise you) a forum where people talk about using drugs. That is, hundreds of thousands of people, over millions of threads, gathering to discuss the drugs they're doing, have recently done, or wish to do in the very near future. It's a vibrant community which, after many years, finally figured out the best way to go rollerblading.
  8130. This week, The F Plus is your salvia...vation. (edit point)</itunes:summary>
  8131. <itunes:episode>241</itunes:episode>
  8132. <itunes:title>DRUGS!</itunes:title>
  8133. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  8134. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  8135. <itunes:subtitle>reading drugs-forum.com</itunes:subtitle>
  8136. <itunes:duration>1:14:25</itunes:duration>
  8137. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/241/ep241.jpg</image>
  8138. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/241/ep241-500x500.jpg" />
  8139. </item>
  8140. <item>
  8141. <title>240: You Need Satan More Than He Needs You</title>
  8142. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/240</link>
  8143. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/240</guid>
  8144. <pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2017 11:37:00 CST</pubDate>
  8145. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_240.mp3" length="59000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  8146. <description>
  8147. The Satanic International Network (or SIN, hyuk hyuk) bills itself as &quot;the most popular social networking site for Satanists&quot;. While I'm not really sure how many sites they beat out for that title, what we have here is a site where various flavors of Satanist can share their feelings on religion, magick, trans rights and the New World Order and none of it will be elucidating.
  8148. This week, imagine standing on the beach when 800,000 F Plus listeners walk by you. </description>
  8149. <content:encoded>
  8150. <![CDATA[
  8151. <p>with:
  8152. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  8153. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  8154. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  8155. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  8156. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  8157. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  8158. </p>
  8159. <p>reading:
  8160. <code>satanicinternationalnetwork.com</code>
  8161. </p>
  8162. <p>Content provided by <strong>Heavenator,The Lesbiathan</strong>.</p>
  8163. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  8164. <p>The Satanic International Network (or SIN, hyuk hyuk) bills itself as &quot;the most popular social networking site for Satanists&quot;. While I'm not really sure how many sites they beat out for that title, what we have here is a site where various flavors of Satanist can share their feelings on religion, magick, trans rights and the New World Order and none of it will be elucidating.</p>
  8165. <p>This week, imagine standing on the beach when 800,000 F Plus listeners walk by you.</p>
  8166. <p>Music used:
  8167. <ol>
  8168. <li>The B-52's - Devil In My Car</li>
  8169. <li>Future of the Left - You Need Satan More Than He Needs You</li>
  8170. </ol>
  8171. </p>
  8172. ]]>
  8173. </content:encoded>
  8174. <itunes:summary>The Satanic International Network (or SIN, hyuk hyuk) bills itself as &quot;the most popular social networking site for Satanists&quot;. While I'm not really sure how many sites they beat out for that title, what we have here is a site where various flavors of Satanist can share their feelings on religion, magick, trans rights and the New World Order and none of it will be elucidating.
  8175. This week, imagine standing on the beach when 800,000 F Plus listeners walk by you.</itunes:summary>
  8176. <itunes:episode>240</itunes:episode>
  8177. <itunes:title>You Need Satan More Than He Needs You</itunes:title>
  8178. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  8179. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  8180. <itunes:subtitle>reading satanicinternationalnetwork.com</itunes:subtitle>
  8181. <itunes:duration>1:13:40</itunes:duration>
  8182. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/240/ep240.jpg</image>
  8183. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/240/ep240-553x553.jpg" />
  8184. </item>
  8185. <item>
  8186. <title>239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks</title>
  8187. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/239</link>
  8188. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/239</guid>
  8189. <pubDate>Sat, 07 Jan 2017 14:30:00 CST</pubDate>
  8190. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_239.mp3" length="69000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  8191. <description>
  8192. Back in 2014, we did an episode on a website called F-List, which is a site where furry perverts can share their fetishes in hopes of finding a match with similar bizarre turn-ons.  But only recently did we come to find out that the site has forums, where said perverts can share opinions, which are mostly about jism. Of course, we still consulted the fetish matrix because we know how to entertain ourselves.
  8193. This week, The F Plus is also turned off by World of Warcraft. </description>
  8194. <content:encoded>
  8195. <![CDATA[
  8196. <p>with:
  8197. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  8198. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  8199. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  8200. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  8201. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  8202. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  8203. </p>
  8204. <p>reading:
  8205. <code>www.f-list.net</code>
  8206. </p>
  8207. <p>Content provided by <strong>Djeser</strong>.</p>
  8208. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  8209. <p>Back in 2014, we did an episode on a website called F-List, which is a site where furry perverts can share their fetishes in hopes of finding a match with similar bizarre turn-ons.  But only recently did we come to find out that the site has forums, where said perverts can share opinions, which are mostly about jism. Of course, we still consulted the fetish matrix because we know how to entertain ourselves.</p>
  8210. <p>This week, The F Plus is also turned off by World of Warcraft.</p>
  8211. <p>Music used:
  8212. <ol>
  8213. <li>Portishead - Sour Times</li>
  8214. <li>John Congleton and the Nighty Nite - Until It Goes</li>
  8215. </ol>
  8216. </p>
  8217. ]]>
  8218. </content:encoded>
  8219. <itunes:summary>Back in 2014, we did an episode on a website called F-List, which is a site where furry perverts can share their fetishes in hopes of finding a match with similar bizarre turn-ons.  But only recently did we come to find out that the site has forums, where said perverts can share opinions, which are mostly about jism. Of course, we still consulted the fetish matrix because we know how to entertain ourselves.
  8220. This week, The F Plus is also turned off by World of Warcraft.</itunes:summary>
  8221. <itunes:episode>239</itunes:episode>
  8222. <itunes:title>Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks</itunes:title>
  8223. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  8224. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  8225. <itunes:subtitle>reading www.f-list.net</itunes:subtitle>
  8226. <itunes:duration>1:26:23</itunes:duration>
  8227. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/239/ep239.jpg</image>
  8228. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/239/ep239-600x600.jpg" />
  8229. </item>
  8230. <item>
  8231. <title>238: We Wuv Wawa</title>
  8232. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/238</link>
  8233. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/238</guid>
  8234. <pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2017 13:31:00 CST</pubDate>
  8235. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_238.mp3" length="45000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  8236. <description>
  8237. There's a lot of justifiable reasons for a modern human to be angry, but the mostly anonymous users of PissedConsumer.com haven't stumbled on any of them. Instead, this is a site about screaming into an aching void of your own customer service indignities, real or imaginary.
  8238. This week, the women of The F Plus have some opinions, but the men are usually nice and pleasant. </description>
  8239. <content:encoded>
  8240. <![CDATA[
  8241. <p>with:
  8242. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  8243. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  8244. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  8245. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/squiddy">Squiddy</a>
  8246. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  8247. </p>
  8248. <p>reading:
  8249. <code>pissedconsumer.com</code>
  8250. </p>
  8251. <p>Content provided by <strong>Positronic</strong>.</p>
  8252. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  8253. <p>There's a lot of justifiable reasons for a modern human to be angry, but the mostly anonymous users of PissedConsumer.com haven't stumbled on any of them. Instead, this is a site about screaming into an aching void of your own customer service indignities, real or imaginary.</p>
  8254. <p>This week, the women of The F Plus have some opinions, but the men are usually nice and pleasant.</p>
  8255. <p>Music used:
  8256. <ol>
  8257. <li>Simon & Garfunkel-Keep the Customer Satisfied</li>
  8258. <li>George Harrison- Wah Wah​</li>
  8259. </ol>
  8260. </p>
  8261. ]]>
  8262. </content:encoded>
  8263. <itunes:summary>There's a lot of justifiable reasons for a modern human to be angry, but the mostly anonymous users of PissedConsumer.com haven't stumbled on any of them. Instead, this is a site about screaming into an aching void of your own customer service indignities, real or imaginary.
  8264. This week, the women of The F Plus have some opinions, but the men are usually nice and pleasant.</itunes:summary>
  8265. <itunes:episode>238</itunes:episode>
  8266. <itunes:title>We Wuv Wawa</itunes:title>
  8267. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  8268. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  8269. <itunes:subtitle>reading pissedconsumer.com</itunes:subtitle>
  8270. <itunes:duration>1:05:37</itunes:duration>
  8271. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/238/ep238.jpg</image>
  8272. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/238/ep238-500x500.jpg" />
  8273. </item>
  8274. <item>
  8275. <title>237: Craigslist Has Forums?</title>
  8276. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/237</link>
  8277. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/237</guid>
  8278. <pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2016 19:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  8279. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_237.mp3" length="41000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  8280. <description>
  8281. While Grindr may have revolutionized the way people have anonymous gay sex, Craigslist is still a useful repository for people looking for gross furniture, seedy &quot;modeling&quot; jobs and unpaid gigs for exposure. But in addition to all that, they apparently have forums for some reason.
  8282. In this episode, we're looking specifically at the Ettiquite forums of craigslist, to learn how we can all be better mannered participants in the human race, mainly by gaslighting our husbands.
  8283. This week, The F Plus popped your pussy and toggled your tits. </description>
  8284. <content:encoded>
  8285. <![CDATA[
  8286. <p>with:
  8287. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  8288. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  8289. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  8290. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  8291. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  8292. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  8293. </p>
  8294. <p>reading:
  8295. <code>forums.craigslist.org</code>
  8296. </p>
  8297. <p>Content provided by <strong>Nikaer Drekin</strong>.</p>
  8298. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  8299. <p>While Grindr may have revolutionized the way people have anonymous gay sex, Craigslist is still a useful repository for people looking for gross furniture, seedy &quot;modeling&quot; jobs and unpaid gigs for exposure. But in addition to all that, they apparently have forums for some reason.</p>
  8300. <p>In this episode, we're looking specifically at the Ettiquite forums of craigslist, to learn how we can all be better mannered participants in the human race, mainly by gaslighting our husbands.</p>
  8301. <p>This week, The F Plus popped your pussy and toggled your tits.</p>
  8302. <p>Music used:
  8303. <ol>
  8304. <li>James Brown - Please Please Please</li>
  8305. <li>Charles Gounod - Funeral March of a Marionette</li>
  8306. <li>Dido - Thank you</li>
  8307. </ol>
  8308. </p>
  8309. ]]>
  8310. </content:encoded>
  8311. <itunes:summary>While Grindr may have revolutionized the way people have anonymous gay sex, Craigslist is still a useful repository for people looking for gross furniture, seedy &quot;modeling&quot; jobs and unpaid gigs for exposure. But in addition to all that, they apparently have forums for some reason.
  8312. In this episode, we're looking specifically at the Ettiquite forums of craigslist, to learn how we can all be better mannered participants in the human race, mainly by gaslighting our husbands.
  8313. This week, The F Plus popped your pussy and toggled your tits.</itunes:summary>
  8314. <itunes:episode>237</itunes:episode>
  8315. <itunes:title>Craigslist Has Forums?</itunes:title>
  8316. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  8317. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  8318. <itunes:subtitle>reading forums.craigslist.org</itunes:subtitle>
  8319. <itunes:duration>0:58:53</itunes:duration>
  8320. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/237/ep237.jpg</image>
  8321. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/237/ep237-600x600.jpg" />
  8322. </item>
  8323. <item>
  8324. <title>236: Mana From Heathens</title>
  8325. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/236</link>
  8326. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/236</guid>
  8327. <pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2016 21:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  8328. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_236.mp3" length="43000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  8329. <description>
  8330. California rich guy and man who has opinions Rob Rhinehart invented Soylent as an open source replacement to the unbearable agony of preparing and eating food. And since its inception in 2013, Soylent has given the gift of uncontrollable butt problems to an audience of Reddit-posting free thinkers.
  8331. This week, The F Plus dips our Twennybar in our Schmilk.
  8332. CORRECTION: Rosa Labs is headquartered in Los Angeles, not San Francisco. </description>
  8333. <content:encoded>
  8334. <![CDATA[
  8335. <p>with:
  8336. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  8337. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  8338. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  8339. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  8340. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  8341. </p>
  8342. <p>reading:
  8343. <code>reddit.com</code>
  8344. <code>soylent.com</code>
  8345. </p>
  8346. <p>Content provided by <strong>R.S. Benedict,Nikaer Drekin</strong>.</p>
  8347. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  8348. <p>California rich guy and man who has opinions Rob Rhinehart invented Soylent as an open source replacement to the unbearable agony of preparing and eating food. And since its inception in 2013, Soylent has given the gift of uncontrollable butt problems to an audience of Reddit-posting free thinkers.</p>
  8349. <p>This week, The F Plus dips our Twennybar in our Schmilk.</p>
  8350. <p><em><strong>CORRECTION:</strong> Rosa Labs is headquartered in Los Angeles, not San Francisco.</em></p>
  8351. <p>Music used:
  8352. <ol>
  8353. <li>George Thorogood & The Destroyers - I Drink Alone</li>
  8354. <li>FAME - I Sing the Body Electric</li>
  8355. </ol>
  8356. </p>
  8357. ]]>
  8358. </content:encoded>
  8359. <itunes:summary>California rich guy and man who has opinions Rob Rhinehart invented Soylent as an open source replacement to the unbearable agony of preparing and eating food. And since its inception in 2013, Soylent has given the gift of uncontrollable butt problems to an audience of Reddit-posting free thinkers.
  8360. This week, The F Plus dips our Twennybar in our Schmilk.
  8361. CORRECTION: Rosa Labs is headquartered in Los Angeles, not San Francisco.</itunes:summary>
  8362. <itunes:episode>236</itunes:episode>
  8363. <itunes:title>Mana From Heathens</itunes:title>
  8364. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  8365. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  8366. <itunes:subtitle>reading reddit.com,soylent.com</itunes:subtitle>
  8367. <itunes:duration>1:01:57</itunes:duration>
  8368. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/236/ep236.jpg</image>
  8369. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/236/ep236-500x500.jpg" />
  8370. </item>
  8371. <item>
  8372. <title>235: This Hub Is A Mess</title>
  8373. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/235</link>
  8374. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/235</guid>
  8375. <pubDate>Sat, 10 Dec 2016 20:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  8376. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_235.mp3" length="64000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  8377. <description>
  8378. This episode is about HubPages.com (don't forget the asshole). </description>
  8379. <content:encoded>
  8380. <![CDATA[
  8381. <p>with:
  8382. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  8383. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  8384. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  8385. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/squiddy">Squiddy</a>
  8386. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  8387. </p>
  8388. <p>reading:
  8389. <code>hubpages.com</code>
  8390. </p>
  8391. <p>Content provided by <strong>Heavenator,The Lesbiathan</strong>.</p>
  8392. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  8393. <p>This episode is about HubPages.com (don't forget the asshole).</p>
  8394. <p>Music used:
  8395. <ol>
  8396. <li>Yello - The Expert</li>
  8397. <li>White Lung - Bag</li>
  8398. </ol>
  8399. </p>
  8400. ]]>
  8401. </content:encoded>
  8402. <itunes:summary>This episode is about HubPages.com (don't forget the asshole).</itunes:summary>
  8403. <itunes:episode>235</itunes:episode>
  8404. <itunes:title>This Hub Is A Mess</itunes:title>
  8405. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  8406. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  8407. <itunes:subtitle>reading hubpages.com</itunes:subtitle>
  8408. <itunes:duration>1:19:59</itunes:duration>
  8409. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/235/ep235.jpg</image>
  8410. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/235/ep235-500x500.jpg" />
  8411. </item>
  8412. <item>
  8413. <title>234: Question.com And The Morons</title>
  8414. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/234</link>
  8415. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/234</guid>
  8416. <pubDate>Mon, 28 Nov 2016 20:50:00 CST</pubDate>
  8417. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_234.mp3" length="52000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  8418. <description>
  8419. Of the many dubious question and answer websites that The F Plus has covered so far, Question.com is certainly one of them.
  8420. This week, we're visiting The Rude Boy Planet. </description>
  8421. <content:encoded>
  8422. <![CDATA[
  8423. <p>with:
  8424. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  8425. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  8426. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  8427. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  8428. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  8429. </p>
  8430. <p>reading:
  8431. <code>question.com</code>
  8432. </p>
  8433. <p>Content provided by <strong>Digital Walnut</strong>.</p>
  8434. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  8435. <p>Of the many dubious question and answer websites that The F Plus has covered so far, Question.com is certainly one of them.</p>
  8436. <p>This week, we're visiting The Rude Boy Planet.</p>
  8437. <p>Music used:
  8438. <ol>
  8439. <li>George Harrison - What Is Life?</li>
  8440. <li>Question Mark And The Mysterians - 96 Tears</li>
  8441. </ol>
  8442. </p>
  8443. ]]>
  8444. </content:encoded>
  8445. <itunes:summary>Of the many dubious question and answer websites that The F Plus has covered so far, Question.com is certainly one of them.
  8446. This week, we're visiting The Rude Boy Planet.</itunes:summary>
  8447. <itunes:episode>234</itunes:episode>
  8448. <itunes:title>Question.com And The Morons</itunes:title>
  8449. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  8450. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  8451. <itunes:subtitle>reading question.com</itunes:subtitle>
  8452. <itunes:duration>1:15:09</itunes:duration>
  8453. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/234/ep234.jpg</image>
  8454. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/234/ep234-600x600.jpg" />
  8455. </item>
  8456. <item>
  8457. <title>233: Yes, But Can I Get A Man's Opinion?</title>
  8458. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/233</link>
  8459. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/233</guid>
  8460. <pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2016 09:11:00 CST</pubDate>
  8461. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_233.mp3" length="66000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  8462. <description>
  8463. Near as we can tell, the website Girls Ask Guys exists for two reasons: To provide women with insight  on the innermost thoughts that drive the actions of men, and to surprise you with autoplay music and ads. Near as well can tell, the website Girls Ask Guys succeeds at one of those two things.
  8464. This week, The F Plus has no patience for your dumb smart people games. </description>
  8465. <content:encoded>
  8466. <![CDATA[
  8467. <p>with:
  8468. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  8469. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  8470. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  8471. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/zarla">Zarla</a>
  8472. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  8473. </p>
  8474. <p>reading:
  8475. <code>girlsaskguys.com</code>
  8476. </p>
  8477. <p>Content provided by <strong>Montrith</strong>.</p>
  8478. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  8479. <p>Near as we can tell, the website Girls Ask Guys exists for two reasons: To provide women with insight  on the innermost thoughts that drive the actions of men, and to surprise you with autoplay music and ads. Near as well can tell, the website Girls Ask Guys succeeds at one of those two things.</p>
  8480. <p>This week, The F Plus has no patience for your dumb smart people games.</p>
  8481. <p>Music used:
  8482. <ol>
  8483. <li>Joe Jackson - Don't Ask Me</li>
  8484. <li>Brad Pitt - Midtown</li>
  8485. </ol>
  8486. </p>
  8487. ]]>
  8488. </content:encoded>
  8489. <itunes:summary>Near as we can tell, the website Girls Ask Guys exists for two reasons: To provide women with insight  on the innermost thoughts that drive the actions of men, and to surprise you with autoplay music and ads. Near as well can tell, the website Girls Ask Guys succeeds at one of those two things.
  8490. This week, The F Plus has no patience for your dumb smart people games.</itunes:summary>
  8491. <itunes:episode>233</itunes:episode>
  8492. <itunes:title>Yes, But Can I Get A Man's Opinion?</itunes:title>
  8493. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  8494. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  8495. <itunes:subtitle>reading girlsaskguys.com</itunes:subtitle>
  8496. <itunes:duration>1:22:10</itunes:duration>
  8497. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/233/ep233.jpg</image>
  8498. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/233/ep233-600x600.jpg" />
  8499. </item>
  8500. <item>
  8501. <title>232: Myers' Frigs</title>
  8502. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/232</link>
  8503. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/232</guid>
  8504. <pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2016 15:15:00 CST</pubDate>
  8505. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_232.mp3" length="62000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  8506. <description>
  8507. According to the Washington Post, roughly 2 million people a year take the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator. And according to A Number I Just Made Up, 66% of those were administered by people who work in corporate HR departments, habitually doing the voice of the boss from Office Space, like she's making fun of that mentality, except she's actually saying the thing she's pretending she's mocking and it's not funny, Linda.
  8508. Anyway, by having you answer a series of questions, the Myers-Briggs Quiz has been studiously designed, researched and reported to most accurately tell you which character from the Harry Potter Universe you are. And of those, the people who scored INTJ (or Severus Snape) seem to be the most excited about their results. So, here we go to Reddit to read INTJs bragging about themselves and complaining about everything else.
  8509. This week, The F Plus Gangbang isn't that serious. </description>
  8510. <content:encoded>
  8511. <![CDATA[
  8512. <p>with:
  8513. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  8514. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  8515. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  8516. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  8517. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lou-fernandez">Lou Fernandez</a>
  8518. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  8519. </p>
  8520. <p>reading:
  8521. <code>reddit.com</code>
  8522. </p>
  8523. <p>Content provided by <strong>Cheapskate</strong>.</p>
  8524. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  8525. <p>According to the Washington Post, roughly 2 million people a year take the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator. And according to A Number I Just Made Up, 66% of those were administered by people who work in corporate HR departments, habitually doing the voice of the boss from Office Space, like she's making fun of that mentality, except she's actually saying the thing she's pretending she's mocking and it's not funny, Linda.</p>
  8526. <p><em>Anyway</em>, by having you answer a series of questions, the Myers-Briggs Quiz has been studiously designed, researched and reported to most accurately tell you which character from the Harry Potter Universe you are. And of those, the people who scored INTJ (or Severus Snape) seem to be the most excited about their results. <strong>So, here we go to Reddit</strong> to read INTJs bragging about themselves and complaining about everything else.</p>
  8527. <p>This week, The F Plus Gangbang isn't that serious.</p>
  8528. <p>Music used:
  8529. <ol>
  8530. <li>Superhumanoids - Oh Me I</li>
  8531. <li>DEVO - Smart Patrol</li>
  8532. </ol>
  8533. </p>
  8534. ]]>
  8535. </content:encoded>
  8536. <itunes:summary>According to the Washington Post, roughly 2 million people a year take the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator. And according to A Number I Just Made Up, 66% of those were administered by people who work in corporate HR departments, habitually doing the voice of the boss from Office Space, like she's making fun of that mentality, except she's actually saying the thing she's pretending she's mocking and it's not funny, Linda.
  8537. Anyway, by having you answer a series of questions, the Myers-Briggs Quiz has been studiously designed, researched and reported to most accurately tell you which character from the Harry Potter Universe you are. And of those, the people who scored INTJ (or Severus Snape) seem to be the most excited about their results. So, here we go to Reddit to read INTJs bragging about themselves and complaining about everything else.
  8538. This week, The F Plus Gangbang isn't that serious.</itunes:summary>
  8539. <itunes:episode>232</itunes:episode>
  8540. <itunes:title>Myers' Frigs</itunes:title>
  8541. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  8542. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  8543. <itunes:subtitle>reading reddit.com</itunes:subtitle>
  8544. <itunes:duration>1:15:43</itunes:duration>
  8545. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/232/ep232.jpg</image>
  8546. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/232/ep232-600x600.jpg" />
  8547. </item>
  8548. <item>
  8549. <title>live5a: F Plus Live 5 | The Finnish Incident | Part 1</title>
  8550. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/live5a</link>
  8551. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/live5a</guid>
  8552. <pubDate>Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:17:00 CST</pubDate>
  8553. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_live_5a.mp3" length="62000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  8554. <description>
  8555. Finland's plot is unleashed! In the fifth F Plus Live show (The Finnish Incident), each reader will approach the stage to be met by Montrith's courier, who will give them material they have never seen before and must read right then and there. The results are dramatic.
  8556. This episode is divided up into three segments with three readers apiece. The audio presented here is the full live show itself, we also have a YouTube playlist with all the performances and interstitial segments, plus one bonus piece.
  8557. This is part one of three. We start out with STOG skipping a whole bunch of pages while he scrolls through his inventory list, and then Frank West explores a fetish that he thinks he understands by the end. Rounding out the first part is bumpgrrl who has both religious and dietary advice.
  8558. A  huge thank you to Mique for handling the filming of this chaotic event, as well as the editing of the video afterwards. All of the video in this show was made possible by him.
  8559.  
  8560.  
  8561.  
  8562. </description>
  8563. <content:encoded>
  8564. <![CDATA[
  8565. <p>with:
  8566. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  8567. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  8568. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bumpgrrl">bumpgrrl</a>
  8569. </p>
  8570. <p>Content provided by <strong>Montrith</strong>.</p>
  8571. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  8572. <p>Finland's plot is <em>unleashed!</em> In the fifth F Plus Live show (The Finnish Incident), each reader will approach the stage to be met by Montrith's courier, who will give them material they have never seen before and must read right then and there. The results are dramatic.</p>
  8573. <p>This episode is divided up into three segments with three readers apiece. The audio presented here is the full live show itself, we also have a YouTube playlist with all the performances and interstitial segments, plus one bonus piece. </p>
  8574. <p>This is part one of three. We start out with <strong>STOG</strong> skipping a whole bunch of pages while he scrolls through his inventory list, and then <strong>Frank West</strong> explores a fetish that he thinks he understands by the end. Rounding out the first part is <strong>bumpgrrl</strong> who has both religious and dietary advice.</p>
  8575. <p>A  <strong>huge thank you to Mique</strong> for handling the filming of this chaotic event, as well as the editing of the video afterwards. All of the video in this show was made possible by him.</p>
  8576. <figure class="video"><iframe src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/utB8SsWMRjw?list=PLbDEABAdDXRU91xGWrB7KDLbAVbjU00-b" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></figure>
  8577. <meta itemprop="citation" content="Steampunk Is Dead by Harmon Cooper">
  8578. <meta itemprop="citation" content="Blow Up by M. Christian">
  8579. <meta itemprop="citation" content="The Jesus Diet by Rev Abba Nazariah">
  8580. <p>Music used:
  8581. <ol>
  8582. <li>Portugal. The Man - Someday Believers</li>
  8583. <li>Eläkeläiset - Jääkärihumppa (Final Countdown)</li>
  8584. <li>The Temptations - Get Ready</li>
  8585. <li>Backstreet Boys - Everybody (Backstreet's Back)</li>
  8586. </ol>
  8587. </p>
  8588. ]]>
  8589. </content:encoded>
  8590. <itunes:summary>Finland's plot is unleashed! In the fifth F Plus Live show (The Finnish Incident), each reader will approach the stage to be met by Montrith's courier, who will give them material they have never seen before and must read right then and there. The results are dramatic.
  8591. This episode is divided up into three segments with three readers apiece. The audio presented here is the full live show itself, we also have a YouTube playlist with all the performances and interstitial segments, plus one bonus piece.
  8592. This is part one of three. We start out with STOG skipping a whole bunch of pages while he scrolls through his inventory list, and then Frank West explores a fetish that he thinks he understands by the end. Rounding out the first part is bumpgrrl who has both religious and dietary advice.
  8593. A  huge thank you to Mique for handling the filming of this chaotic event, as well as the editing of the video afterwards. All of the video in this show was made possible by him.
  8594.  
  8595.  
  8596.  
  8597. </itunes:summary>
  8598. <itunes:episode>live5a</itunes:episode>
  8599. <itunes:title>F Plus Live 5 | The Finnish Incident | Part 1</itunes:title>
  8600. <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
  8601. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  8602. <itunes:subtitle>Finland's plot is unleashed! In the fifth F Plus Live show (The Finnish Incident), each reader will…</itunes:subtitle>
  8603. <itunes:duration>1:16:54</itunes:duration>
  8604. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/live5a/live5a.jpg</image>
  8605. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/live5a/live5a-500x500.jpg" />
  8606. </item>
  8607. <item>
  8608. <title>live5b: F Plus Live 5 | The Finnish Incident | Part 2</title>
  8609. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/live5b</link>
  8610. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/live5b</guid>
  8611. <pubDate>Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:16:00 CST</pubDate>
  8612. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_live_5b.mp3" length="69000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  8613. <description>
  8614. The agony continues! With F Plus Live undaunted by Montrith's first selections, she reaches for incompehensible dialect, hardcore dorkporn, and selections of poetry. Did we mention the nuclear tipped Angry Birds? I'm pretty sure we've mentioned the Angry Birds.
  8615. This is part two of three. Jack Chick's reading contains some very questionable dialogue and Kumquatxop's reading contains questionable everything. Boots Raingear gives a variety of pieces from a single author, and Bunnybread's ad is only in the video version.
  8616.  
  8617.  
  8618.  
  8619.  
  8620. </description>
  8621. <content:encoded>
  8622. <![CDATA[
  8623. <p>with:
  8624. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  8625. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  8626. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  8627. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  8628. </p>
  8629. <p>Content provided by <strong>Montrith</strong>.</p>
  8630. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  8631. <p>The agony continues! With F Plus Live undaunted by Montrith's first selections, she reaches for incompehensible dialect, hardcore dorkporn, and selections of poetry. Did we mention the nuclear tipped Angry Birds? I'm pretty sure we've mentioned the Angry Birds.</p>
  8632. <p>This is part two of three. <strong>Jack Chick</strong>'s reading contains some very questionable dialogue and <strong>Kumquatxop</strong>'s reading contains questionable everything. <strong>Boots Raingear</strong> gives a variety of pieces from a single author, and <strong>Bunnybread</strong>'s ad is only in the video version.</p>
  8633. <meta itemprop="citation" content="Stingkill: A J4ck R4v3n Story by Keld Schriver">
  8634. <meta itemprop="citation" content="Nintendo Fan's Lust by JoshCube">
  8635. <meta itemprop="citation" content="Paula Deen's Land O Lard">
  8636. <meta itemprop="citation" content="Selected writing's by S Rob">
  8637. <figure class="video"><iframe src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/S4QG0N86n0w?list=PLbDEABAdDXRU91xGWrB7KDLbAVbjU00-b" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></figure>
  8638. <p>Music used:
  8639. <ol>
  8640. <li>Eläkeläiset - Smells Like Humppa</li>
  8641. <li>Ten Masked Men - Bad Romance</li>
  8642. <li>Usher - Yeah!</li>
  8643. <li>New Order - True Faith</li>
  8644. </ol>
  8645. </p>
  8646. ]]>
  8647. </content:encoded>
  8648. <itunes:summary>The agony continues! With F Plus Live undaunted by Montrith's first selections, she reaches for incompehensible dialect, hardcore dorkporn, and selections of poetry. Did we mention the nuclear tipped Angry Birds? I'm pretty sure we've mentioned the Angry Birds.
  8649. This is part two of three. Jack Chick's reading contains some very questionable dialogue and Kumquatxop's reading contains questionable everything. Boots Raingear gives a variety of pieces from a single author, and Bunnybread's ad is only in the video version.
  8650.  
  8651.  
  8652.  
  8653.  
  8654. </itunes:summary>
  8655. <itunes:episode>live5b</itunes:episode>
  8656. <itunes:title>F Plus Live 5 | The Finnish Incident | Part 2</itunes:title>
  8657. <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
  8658. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  8659. <itunes:subtitle>The agony continues! With F Plus Live undaunted by Montrith's first selections, she reaches for…</itunes:subtitle>
  8660. <itunes:duration>1:25:33</itunes:duration>
  8661. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/live5b/live5b.jpg</image>
  8662. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/live5b/live5b-500x500.jpg" />
  8663. </item>
  8664. <item>
  8665. <title>live5c: F Plus Live 5 | The Finnish Incident | Part 3</title>
  8666. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/live5c</link>
  8667. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/live5c</guid>
  8668. <pubDate>Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:15:00 CST</pubDate>
  8669. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_live_5c.mp3" length="60000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  8670. <description>
  8671. The explosive finale! Montrith turns the screws on the audience, but they prove resiliant.
  8672. This is part three of three. And we start it out with Lemon and a piece of music journalism with a bunch of lyrics in it. After that, Achilles' Heelies learns a lot about not giving up on love. And the closer for the evening is the good sir Jimmyfranks who gives the assembled audience some practical romantic advice they can use later on that night.
  8673. Four hours of content in both audio and video form, and we are delighted by the results. We hope you're happy too.
  8674. See you next time.
  8675.  
  8676.  
  8677.  
  8678. </description>
  8679. <content:encoded>
  8680. <![CDATA[
  8681. <p>with:
  8682. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  8683. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  8684. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  8685. </p>
  8686. <p>Content provided by <strong>Montrith</strong>.</p>
  8687. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  8688. <p>The <em>explosive finale</em>! Montrith turns the screws on the audience, but they prove resiliant.</p>
  8689. <p>This is part three of three. And we start it out with <strong>Lemon</strong> and a piece of music journalism with a bunch of lyrics in it. After that, <strong>Achilles' Heelies</strong> learns a lot about not giving up on love. And the closer for the evening is the good sir <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong> who gives the assembled audience some practical romantic advice they can use later on that night.</p>
  8690. <p>Four hours of content in both audio and video form, and we are delighted by the results. We hope you're happy too.</p>
  8691. <p>See you next time.</p>
  8692. <meta itemprop="citation" content="Review of Insane Clown Posse's The Great Milenko by  ocelot-05">
  8693. <meta itemprop="citation" content="a selection of profiles and journal entries by ratty913 aka Dratty Firecaster">
  8694. <meta itemprop="citation" content="The Video Game Geek's Guide To Eating Pussy by Sebastian Digital">
  8695. <figure class="video"><iframe  src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/ADnjctADHH8?list=PLbDEABAdDXRU91xGWrB7KDLbAVbjU00-b" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></figure>
  8696. <p>Music used:
  8697. <ol>
  8698. <li>Eläkeläiset - Sirkkelijenkka (Blitzkrieg Bop)</li>
  8699. <li>Freaknasty - Da Dip</li>
  8700. <li>Kottonmouth Kings - Where's The Weed At?</li>
  8701. <li>DMX - Party Up</li>
  8702. <li>Starship - Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now</li>
  8703. </ol>
  8704. </p>
  8705. ]]>
  8706. </content:encoded>
  8707. <itunes:summary>The explosive finale! Montrith turns the screws on the audience, but they prove resiliant.
  8708. This is part three of three. And we start it out with Lemon and a piece of music journalism with a bunch of lyrics in it. After that, Achilles' Heelies learns a lot about not giving up on love. And the closer for the evening is the good sir Jimmyfranks who gives the assembled audience some practical romantic advice they can use later on that night.
  8709. Four hours of content in both audio and video form, and we are delighted by the results. We hope you're happy too.
  8710. See you next time.
  8711.  
  8712.  
  8713.  
  8714. </itunes:summary>
  8715. <itunes:episode>live5c</itunes:episode>
  8716. <itunes:title>F Plus Live 5 | The Finnish Incident | Part 3</itunes:title>
  8717. <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
  8718. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  8719. <itunes:subtitle>The explosive finale! Montrith turns the screws on the audience, but they prove resiliant. This is…</itunes:subtitle>
  8720. <itunes:duration>1:15:08</itunes:duration>
  8721. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/live5c/live5c.jpg</image>
  8722. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/live5c/live5c-500x500.jpg" />
  8723. </item>
  8724. <item>
  8725. <title>231: Episode 231 The Hedgehog</title>
  8726. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/231</link>
  8727. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/231</guid>
  8728. <pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2016 20:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  8729. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_231.mp3" length="56000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  8730. <description>
  8731. The Sonic the Hedgehog franchise has a fanbase that frequently creates their own &quot;original characters&quot; with all of the care, originality and effort that went into the characters they're emulating (which is a compliment to nobody). At the Sonic Fan Character wiki, we're going to read about them, because the world needs to know about Sonic the Hedgehog's cousin, Jack.
  8732. This week, it can be! </description>
  8733. <content:encoded>
  8734. <![CDATA[
  8735. <p>with:
  8736. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  8737. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  8738. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  8739. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  8740. </p>
  8741. <p>reading:
  8742. <code>sonicfanchara.wikia.com</code>
  8743. </p>
  8744. <p>Content provided by <strong>Stinky Pete</strong>.</p>
  8745. <p>Edited by <strong>Isfahan</strong>.</p>
  8746. <p>The Sonic the Hedgehog franchise has a fanbase that frequently creates their own &quot;original characters&quot; with all of the care, originality and effort that went into the characters they're emulating (which is a compliment to nobody). At the Sonic Fan Character wiki, we're going to read about them, because the world needs to know about Sonic the Hedgehog's cousin, Jack.</p>
  8747. <p>This week, it <em>can</em> be!</p>
  8748. <p>Music used:
  8749. <ol>
  8750. <li>Steven Tyler - Sonic The Hedgehog Cartoon Theme</li>
  8751. <li>Ted Poly & Tony Harnell - Escape From The City</li>
  8752. </ol>
  8753. </p>
  8754. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>ikaribattousai</strong></p>
  8755. ]]>
  8756. </content:encoded>
  8757. <itunes:summary>The Sonic the Hedgehog franchise has a fanbase that frequently creates their own &quot;original characters&quot; with all of the care, originality and effort that went into the characters they're emulating (which is a compliment to nobody). At the Sonic Fan Character wiki, we're going to read about them, because the world needs to know about Sonic the Hedgehog's cousin, Jack.
  8758. This week, it can be!</itunes:summary>
  8759. <itunes:episode>231</itunes:episode>
  8760. <itunes:title>Episode 231 The Hedgehog</itunes:title>
  8761. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  8762. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  8763. <itunes:subtitle>reading sonicfanchara.wikia.com</itunes:subtitle>
  8764. <itunes:duration>1:23:57</itunes:duration>
  8765. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/231/ep231.jpg</image>
  8766. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/231/ep231-600x600.jpg" />
  8767. </item>
  8768. <item>
  8769. <title>230: Huge Hoops Hard Dudes</title>
  8770. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/230</link>
  8771. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/230</guid>
  8772. <pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2016 18:40:00 CST</pubDate>
  8773. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_230.mp3" length="67000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  8774. <description>
  8775. The men of HoopFetish.com are sexually excited by hoop earrings. And it's okay if you don't trust me on this, because they've written a number of words themselves to support this claim. We're going to be taking a look at the men in this community, and perhaps learn a little bit about the exasperated women that couple with them.
  8776. This is the beauty and colors of life for women and men, for both sexes. </description>
  8777. <content:encoded>
  8778. <![CDATA[
  8779. <p>with:
  8780. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  8781. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  8782. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  8783. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  8784. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  8785. </p>
  8786. <p>reading:
  8787. <code>hoopfetish.com</code>
  8788. </p>
  8789. <p>Content provided by <strong>Spooks</strong>.</p>
  8790. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  8791. <p>The men of HoopFetish.com are sexually excited by hoop earrings. And it's okay if you don't trust me on this, because they've written a number of words themselves to support this claim. We're going to be taking a look at the men in this community, and perhaps learn a little bit about the exasperated women that couple with them.</p>
  8792. <p>This is the beauty and colors of life for women and men, for both sexes.</p>
  8793. <p>Music used:
  8794. <ol>
  8795. <li>Golden Earring - Radar Love</li>
  8796. <li>Matthew Sweet - Girlfriend</li>
  8797. </ol>
  8798. </p>
  8799. ]]>
  8800. </content:encoded>
  8801. <itunes:summary>The men of HoopFetish.com are sexually excited by hoop earrings. And it's okay if you don't trust me on this, because they've written a number of words themselves to support this claim. We're going to be taking a look at the men in this community, and perhaps learn a little bit about the exasperated women that couple with them.
  8802. This is the beauty and colors of life for women and men, for both sexes.</itunes:summary>
  8803. <itunes:episode>230</itunes:episode>
  8804. <itunes:title>Huge Hoops Hard Dudes</itunes:title>
  8805. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  8806. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  8807. <itunes:subtitle>reading hoopfetish.com</itunes:subtitle>
  8808. <itunes:duration>1:23:31</itunes:duration>
  8809. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/230/ep230.jpg</image>
  8810. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/230/ep230-500x500.jpg" />
  8811. </item>
  8812. <item>
  8813. <title>229: The Space In Our Planet</title>
  8814. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/229</link>
  8815. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/229</guid>
  8816. <pubDate>Sat, 08 Oct 2016 14:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  8817. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_229.mp3" length="58000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  8818. <description>
  8819. Our brand new intern is in the mix while Lemon forgets which setting his microphone is supposed to be on and we explore the science behind The Concave Earth Theory! Popularized by Steven Christ, The Concave Earth theory states that [onomatopoeia where you stick your pointer finger between your lips and move it up and down while going &quot;bwee bwee bwee bwee&quot;], and it's got forums, so we're set.
  8820. This week, GMan just won't stop lying about pushups. </description>
  8821. <content:encoded>
  8822. <![CDATA[
  8823. <p>with:
  8824. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  8825. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  8826. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  8827. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/the-intern">The Intern</a>
  8828. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  8829. </p>
  8830. <p>reading:
  8831. <code>welcome-to-concave-earth-forum.70389.x6.nabble.com</code>
  8832. </p>
  8833. <p>Content provided by <strong>BomberJacket</strong>.</p>
  8834. <p>Edited by <strong>Adam Bozarth</strong>.</p>
  8835. <p>Our brand new intern is in the mix while Lemon forgets which setting his microphone is supposed to be on and we explore the science behind <em>The Concave Earth Theory</em>! Popularized by Steven Christ, The Concave Earth theory states that [onomatopoeia where you stick your pointer finger between your lips and move it up and down while going &quot;bwee bwee bwee bwee&quot;], <em>and</em> it's got forums, so we're set.</p>
  8836. <p>This week, GMan just won't stop lying about pushups.</p>
  8837. <p>Music used:
  8838. <ol>
  8839. <li>Modest Mouse - Jesus Christ Was and Only Child</li>
  8840. <li>Von LMO - We're Not Crazy</li>
  8841. </ol>
  8842. </p>
  8843. ]]>
  8844. </content:encoded>
  8845. <itunes:summary>Our brand new intern is in the mix while Lemon forgets which setting his microphone is supposed to be on and we explore the science behind The Concave Earth Theory! Popularized by Steven Christ, The Concave Earth theory states that [onomatopoeia where you stick your pointer finger between your lips and move it up and down while going &quot;bwee bwee bwee bwee&quot;], and it's got forums, so we're set.
  8846. This week, GMan just won't stop lying about pushups.</itunes:summary>
  8847. <itunes:episode>229</itunes:episode>
  8848. <itunes:title>The Space In Our Planet</itunes:title>
  8849. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  8850. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  8851. <itunes:subtitle>reading welcome-to-concave-earth-forum.70389.x6.nabble.com</itunes:subtitle>
  8852. <itunes:duration>1:02:54</itunes:duration>
  8853. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/229/ep229.jpg</image>
  8854. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/229/ep229-461x461.jpg" />
  8855. </item>
  8856. <item>
  8857. <title>228: United Nations of Dinguses</title>
  8858. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/228</link>
  8859. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/228</guid>
  8860. <pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2016 10:15:00 CST</pubDate>
  8861. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_228.mp3" length="49000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  8862. <description>
  8863. Nation States is a game where players can create their own idealized version of a country, ally with other nations in the game, pass resolutions, and vie for supremacy. Separate from that, the forums of Nation States is a place where people post in character as emissaries from their fictitious countries to brag about their totalitarian regime and brag about which memes are the dankest. The results are infurating.
  8864. This week, you still like Huswyae, right? </description>
  8865. <content:encoded>
  8866. <![CDATA[
  8867. <p>with:
  8868. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  8869. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  8870. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  8871. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  8872. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  8873. </p>
  8874. <p>reading:
  8875. <code>forum.nationstates.net</code>
  8876. </p>
  8877. <p>Content provided by <strong>PleaseAndThanks</strong>.</p>
  8878. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  8879. <p>Nation States is a game where players can create their own idealized version of a country, ally with other nations in the game, pass resolutions, and vie for supremacy. Separate from that, the <em>forums</em> of Nation States is a place where people post in character as emissaries from their fictitious countries to brag about their totalitarian regime and brag about which memes are the dankest. The results are infurating.</p>
  8880. <p>This week, you still like Huswyae, right?</p>
  8881. <p>Music used:
  8882. <ol>
  8883. <li>Disturbed - Land of Confusion</li>
  8884. <li>Megadeth - United Abominations</li>
  8885. </ol>
  8886. </p>
  8887. ]]>
  8888. </content:encoded>
  8889. <itunes:summary>Nation States is a game where players can create their own idealized version of a country, ally with other nations in the game, pass resolutions, and vie for supremacy. Separate from that, the forums of Nation States is a place where people post in character as emissaries from their fictitious countries to brag about their totalitarian regime and brag about which memes are the dankest. The results are infurating.
  8890. This week, you still like Huswyae, right?</itunes:summary>
  8891. <itunes:episode>228</itunes:episode>
  8892. <itunes:title>United Nations of Dinguses</itunes:title>
  8893. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  8894. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  8895. <itunes:subtitle>reading forum.nationstates.net</itunes:subtitle>
  8896. <itunes:duration>1:11:15</itunes:duration>
  8897. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/228/ep228.jpg</image>
  8898. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/228/ep228-600x600.jpg" />
  8899. </item>
  8900. <item>
  8901. <title>227: Self Publish And Perish</title>
  8902. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/227</link>
  8903. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/227</guid>
  8904. <pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2016 10:45:00 CST</pubDate>
  8905. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_227.mp3" length="86000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  8906. <description>
  8907. Our modern internet affords lots of opportunities for self-expression. However, these things remain ephemeral, and some authors long for the physicality of the written word. Fortunately for them, there's America Star Books (formerly PublishAmerica), a self-publishing book company that's innovated the publishing world by removing all those annoying standards of quality. We're looking at a number of descriptions of these books, in the authors' own words (when those words aren't &quot;description coming soon&quot;).
  8908. This week, you can have a free consultation with a werewolf, but I don't imagine it'll be helpful. </description>
  8909. <content:encoded>
  8910. <![CDATA[
  8911. <p>with:
  8912. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  8913. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  8914. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  8915. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  8916. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  8917. </p>
  8918. <p>reading:
  8919. <code>americastarbooks.pub</code>
  8920. </p>
  8921. <p>Content provided by <strong>Sham bam bamina!</strong>.</p>
  8922. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  8923. <p>Our modern internet affords lots of opportunities for self-expression. However, these things remain ephemeral, and some authors long for the physicality of the written word. Fortunately for them, there's America Star Books (formerly PublishAmerica), a self-publishing book company that's innovated the publishing world by removing all those annoying standards of quality. We're looking at a number of descriptions of these books, in the authors' own words (when those words aren't &quot;description coming soon&quot;).</p>
  8924. <p>This week, you can have a free consultation with a werewolf, but I don't imagine it'll be helpful.</p>
  8925. <p>Music used:
  8926. <ol>
  8927. <li>Baroness - Shock Me</li>
  8928. <li>My Gold Mask - Burn Like The Sun</li>
  8929. </ol>
  8930. </p>
  8931. ]]>
  8932. </content:encoded>
  8933. <itunes:summary>Our modern internet affords lots of opportunities for self-expression. However, these things remain ephemeral, and some authors long for the physicality of the written word. Fortunately for them, there's America Star Books (formerly PublishAmerica), a self-publishing book company that's innovated the publishing world by removing all those annoying standards of quality. We're looking at a number of descriptions of these books, in the authors' own words (when those words aren't &quot;description coming soon&quot;).
  8934. This week, you can have a free consultation with a werewolf, but I don't imagine it'll be helpful.</itunes:summary>
  8935. <itunes:episode>227</itunes:episode>
  8936. <itunes:title>Self Publish And Perish</itunes:title>
  8937. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  8938. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  8939. <itunes:subtitle>reading americastarbooks.pub</itunes:subtitle>
  8940. <itunes:duration>1:32:30</itunes:duration>
  8941. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/227/ep227.jpg</image>
  8942. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/227/ep227-600x600.jpg" />
  8943. </item>
  8944. <item>
  8945. <title>226: This Is Not A wikiHow Episode</title>
  8946. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/226</link>
  8947. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/226</guid>
  8948. <pubDate>Sun, 28 Aug 2016 09:30:00 CST</pubDate>
  8949. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_226.mp3" length="58000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  8950. <description>
  8951. Launched in 1999, eHow is a content farm built to give advice on how to perform crucial tasks and it is, crucially, not wikiHow. It's still very much F Plus worthy though, as you can see from articles like &quot;How to Give a Milk Enema&quot;, &quot;How To Text A Girl Without Being Creepy&quot;, and &quot;How To Kick A Cocaine Habit At Home By Yourself&quot;.
  8952. This week, The F Plus reads an entirely new category of poetry. </description>
  8953. <content:encoded>
  8954. <![CDATA[
  8955. <p>with:
  8956. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  8957. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  8958. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  8959. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  8960. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  8961. </p>
  8962. <p>reading:
  8963. <code>ehow.com</code>
  8964. </p>
  8965. <p>Content provided by <strong>Spooks</strong>.</p>
  8966. <p>Edited by <strong>Isfahan</strong>.</p>
  8967. <p>Launched in 1999, eHow is a content farm built to give advice on how to perform crucial tasks and it is, crucially, not wikiHow. It's still very much F Plus worthy though, as you can see from articles like &quot;How to Give a Milk Enema&quot;, &quot;How To Text A Girl Without Being Creepy&quot;, and &quot;How To Kick A Cocaine Habit At Home By Yourself&quot;.</p>
  8968. <p>This week, The F Plus reads an entirely new category of poetry.</p>
  8969. <p>Music used:
  8970. <ol>
  8971. <li>Bakermat - Teach Me</li>
  8972. <li>Hall & Oates - Adult Education</li>
  8973. </ol>
  8974. </p>
  8975. ]]>
  8976. </content:encoded>
  8977. <itunes:summary>Launched in 1999, eHow is a content farm built to give advice on how to perform crucial tasks and it is, crucially, not wikiHow. It's still very much F Plus worthy though, as you can see from articles like &quot;How to Give a Milk Enema&quot;, &quot;How To Text A Girl Without Being Creepy&quot;, and &quot;How To Kick A Cocaine Habit At Home By Yourself&quot;.
  8978. This week, The F Plus reads an entirely new category of poetry.</itunes:summary>
  8979. <itunes:episode>226</itunes:episode>
  8980. <itunes:title>This Is Not A wikiHow Episode</itunes:title>
  8981. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  8982. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  8983. <itunes:subtitle>reading ehow.com</itunes:subtitle>
  8984. <itunes:duration>1:27:02</itunes:duration>
  8985. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/226/ep226.jpg</image>
  8986. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/226/ep226-600x600.jpg" />
  8987. </item>
  8988. <item>
  8989. <title>225: Something Something Disrupt</title>
  8990. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/225</link>
  8991. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/225</guid>
  8992. <pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2016 19:45:00 CST</pubDate>
  8993. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_225.mp3" length="51000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  8994. <description>
  8995. The internet is an exciting global landscape under constant dynamic upheaval. I have no idea what any of that means, but we're talking about tech startups here, so it doesn't really matter. We're looking at a site called IdeasWatch where people can pitch their ideas for an interesting app or innovation and then... well, nothing. It's ignored forever.
  8996. This week, Lemon's still figuring out how to use his new microphone (sorry). </description>
  8997. <content:encoded>
  8998. <![CDATA[
  8999. <p>with:
  9000. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  9001. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  9002. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  9003. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  9004. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  9005. </p>
  9006. <p>reading:
  9007. <code>ideaswatch.com</code>
  9008. </p>
  9009. <p>Content provided by <strong>A Meat</strong>.</p>
  9010. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  9011. <p>The internet is an exciting global landscape under constant dynamic upheaval. I have no idea what any of that means, but we're talking about tech startups here, so it doesn't really matter. We're looking at a site called IdeasWatch where people can pitch their ideas for an interesting app or innovation and <em>then</em>... well, nothing. It's ignored forever.</p>
  9012. <p>This week, Lemon's still figuring out how to use his new microphone (sorry).</p>
  9013. <p>Music used:
  9014. <ol>
  9015. <li>Brenda Lee-Wrong Ideas</li>
  9016. <li>Velvet Underground- Foggy Notion</li>
  9017. </ol>
  9018. </p>
  9019. ]]>
  9020. </content:encoded>
  9021. <itunes:summary>The internet is an exciting global landscape under constant dynamic upheaval. I have no idea what any of that means, but we're talking about tech startups here, so it doesn't really matter. We're looking at a site called IdeasWatch where people can pitch their ideas for an interesting app or innovation and then... well, nothing. It's ignored forever.
  9022. This week, Lemon's still figuring out how to use his new microphone (sorry).</itunes:summary>
  9023. <itunes:episode>225</itunes:episode>
  9024. <itunes:title>Something Something Disrupt</itunes:title>
  9025. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  9026. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  9027. <itunes:subtitle>reading ideaswatch.com</itunes:subtitle>
  9028. <itunes:duration>1:10:22</itunes:duration>
  9029. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/225/ep225.jpg</image>
  9030. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/225/ep225-600x600.jpg" />
  9031. </item>
  9032. <item>
  9033. <title>224: UGH! F Plus Raps</title>
  9034. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/224</link>
  9035. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/224</guid>
  9036. <pubDate>Sat, 13 Aug 2016 13:09:00 CST</pubDate>
  9037. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_224.mp3" length="72000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  9038. <description>
  9039. It's been too long since our last musical episode, but this one is worth the wait. We gathered together some of The F Plus' greatest hip-hop enthusiasts (and also Boots) to browse the internet's finest sources for hip hop lyrics; I'm talking about DeviantArt, WikiHow, Yahoo Answers, and some site from Colombia. The result will make you kill a rainbow.
  9040. This week, The F Plus lost their minds. Eight times! </description>
  9041. <content:encoded>
  9042. <![CDATA[
  9043. <p>with:
  9044. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  9045. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  9046. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  9047. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/j-w-friedman">J W Friedman</a>
  9048. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  9049. </p>
  9050. <p>reading:
  9051. <code>deviantart.com</code>
  9052. <code>wikihow.com</code>
  9053. <code>songbay.co</code>
  9054. </p>
  9055. <p>Content provided by <strong>Thursley,PleaseAndThanks</strong>.</p>
  9056. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  9057. <p>It's been too long since our last musical episode, but this one is worth the wait. We gathered together some of The F Plus' greatest hip-hop enthusiasts (and also Boots) to browse the internet's finest sources for hip hop lyrics; I'm talking about DeviantArt, WikiHow, Yahoo Answers, and some site from Colombia. The result will make you kill a rainbow.</p>
  9058. <p>This week, The F Plus lost their minds. Eight times!</p>
  9059. <p>Music used:
  9060. <ol>
  9061. <li>Dr. Octogon - Bear Witness</li>
  9062. <li>Naughty By Nature - Feel Me Flow</li>
  9063. </ol>
  9064. </p>
  9065. ]]>
  9066. </content:encoded>
  9067. <itunes:summary>It's been too long since our last musical episode, but this one is worth the wait. We gathered together some of The F Plus' greatest hip-hop enthusiasts (and also Boots) to browse the internet's finest sources for hip hop lyrics; I'm talking about DeviantArt, WikiHow, Yahoo Answers, and some site from Colombia. The result will make you kill a rainbow.
  9068. This week, The F Plus lost their minds. Eight times!</itunes:summary>
  9069. <itunes:episode>224</itunes:episode>
  9070. <itunes:title>UGH! F Plus Raps</itunes:title>
  9071. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  9072. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  9073. <itunes:subtitle>reading deviantart.com,wikihow.com,songbay.co</itunes:subtitle>
  9074. <itunes:duration>1:18:58</itunes:duration>
  9075. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/224/ep224.jpg</image>
  9076. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/224/ep224-600x600.jpg" />
  9077. </item>
  9078. <item>
  9079. <title>223: Penis Problems &#38; Water</title>
  9080. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/223</link>
  9081. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/223</guid>
  9082. <pubDate>Thu, 11 Aug 2016 10:12:00 CST</pubDate>
  9083. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_223.mp3" length="66000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  9084. <description>
  9085. Do you understand homeopathy? We don't. So we brought The Internet's own K. Thor Jensen along as we took a good long browse through the forums of ABC Homeopathy. We still don't understand homeopathy, but now we know that a lot of the men who are into it have small, thin penises which don't work very well.
  9086. This week, Jimmyfranks doesn't count. </description>
  9087. <content:encoded>
  9088. <![CDATA[
  9089. <p>with:
  9090. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  9091. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  9092. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  9093. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  9094. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/k-thor-jensen">K Thor Jensen</a>
  9095. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  9096. </p>
  9097. <p>reading:
  9098. <code>abchomeopathy.com</code>
  9099. </p>
  9100. <p>Content provided by <strong>Old Zircon</strong>.</p>
  9101. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  9102. <p>Do you understand homeopathy? We don't. So we brought The Internet's own K. Thor Jensen along as we took a good long browse through the forums of ABC Homeopathy. We still don't understand homeopathy, but now we know that a lot of the men who are into it have small, thin penises which don't work very well.</p>
  9103. <p>This week, Jimmyfranks doesn't count.</p>
  9104. <p>Music used:
  9105. <ol>
  9106. <li>Herb Alpert - A Taste of Honey</li>
  9107. <li>The Roots - Water</li>
  9108. <li>Trans Am - Shining Path</li>
  9109. </ol>
  9110. </p>
  9111. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>birdie</strong></p>
  9112. ]]>
  9113. </content:encoded>
  9114. <itunes:summary>Do you understand homeopathy? We don't. So we brought The Internet's own K. Thor Jensen along as we took a good long browse through the forums of ABC Homeopathy. We still don't understand homeopathy, but now we know that a lot of the men who are into it have small, thin penises which don't work very well.
  9115. This week, Jimmyfranks doesn't count.</itunes:summary>
  9116. <itunes:episode>223</itunes:episode>
  9117. <itunes:title>Penis Problems &#38; Water</itunes:title>
  9118. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  9119. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  9120. <itunes:subtitle>reading abchomeopathy.com</itunes:subtitle>
  9121. <itunes:duration>1:22:33</itunes:duration>
  9122. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/223/ep223.jpg</image>
  9123. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/223/ep223-784x784.jpg" />
  9124. </item>
  9125. <item>
  9126. <title>222: The Left Hand Complaints</title>
  9127. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/222</link>
  9128. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/222</guid>
  9129. <pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2016 09:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  9130. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_222.mp3" length="62000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  9131. <description>
  9132. With an estimated 2.4 million visits per hour, PornHub is one of the most popular websites on The Internet. In serving up petabytes of data to a huge customer base who are, by design, short term participants you might think that these participants would prefer to be anonymous. As an F Plus listener, you are probably also aware that there's a certain category of people who have a lot of opinions about the pornography they consume.
  9133. To that end, this is PornHub Feedback: A place for people to argue about how their fetishes should be treated, Britain's role in the EU, and shadowy conspiracies that present you with niche porn that match your thought processes. This week, listen to F Plus Premium for only 40 million sexcoins. </description>
  9134. <content:encoded>
  9135. <![CDATA[
  9136. <p>with:
  9137. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  9138. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  9139. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  9140. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  9141. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  9142. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  9143. </p>
  9144. <p>reading:
  9145. <code>feedback.pornhub.com</code>
  9146. </p>
  9147. <p>Content provided by <strong>Jack Sensation</strong>.</p>
  9148. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  9149. <p>With an estimated 2.4 million visits per hour, PornHub is one of the most popular websites on The Internet. In serving up petabytes of data to a huge customer base who are, by design, short term participants you might think that these participants would prefer to be anonymous. As an F Plus listener, you are probably also aware that there's a certain category of people who have a lot of opinions about the pornography they consume.</p>
  9150. <p>To that end, this is <em>PornHub Feedback</em>: A place for people to argue about how their fetishes should be treated, Britain's role in the EU, and shadowy conspiracies that present you with niche porn that match your thought processes. This week, listen to F Plus Premium for only 40 million sexcoins.</p>
  9151. <p>Music used:
  9152. <ol>
  9153. <li>D.I. - Pervert Nurse</li>
  9154. <li>The Box Tops - The Letter</li>
  9155. </ol>
  9156. </p>
  9157. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>birdie</strong></p>
  9158. ]]>
  9159. </content:encoded>
  9160. <itunes:summary>With an estimated 2.4 million visits per hour, PornHub is one of the most popular websites on The Internet. In serving up petabytes of data to a huge customer base who are, by design, short term participants you might think that these participants would prefer to be anonymous. As an F Plus listener, you are probably also aware that there's a certain category of people who have a lot of opinions about the pornography they consume.
  9161. To that end, this is PornHub Feedback: A place for people to argue about how their fetishes should be treated, Britain's role in the EU, and shadowy conspiracies that present you with niche porn that match your thought processes. This week, listen to F Plus Premium for only 40 million sexcoins.</itunes:summary>
  9162. <itunes:episode>222</itunes:episode>
  9163. <itunes:title>The Left Hand Complaints</itunes:title>
  9164. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  9165. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  9166. <itunes:subtitle>reading feedback.pornhub.com</itunes:subtitle>
  9167. <itunes:duration>1:17:13</itunes:duration>
  9168. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/222/ep222.jpg</image>
  9169. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/222/ep222-550x550.jpg" />
  9170. </item>
  9171. <item>
  9172. <title>221: Specialty Wankers</title>
  9173. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/221</link>
  9174. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/221</guid>
  9175. <pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2016 13:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  9176. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_221.mp3" length="47000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  9177. <description>
  9178. The Internet is frequently looking to expand the scope of human knowledge, and My Masturbation is a site doing that in a unique way. Offering hundreds of unique masturbation suggestions for both men and women, reading this site turned out to be way grosser than any of us were prepared for. In fact, this very nearly didn't end up getting released as an episode at all, until the raw files were dumped onto ballp.it and Djeser saved it from oblivion.
  9179. This week, Nutshell's neighbors can hear us. </description>
  9180. <content:encoded>
  9181. <![CDATA[
  9182. <p>with:
  9183. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  9184. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  9185. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  9186. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  9187. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  9188. </p>
  9189. <p>reading:
  9190. <code>mymasturbation.com</code>
  9191. </p>
  9192. <p>Content provided by <strong>Spooks</strong>.</p>
  9193. <p>Edited by <strong>Djeser Djeseru</strong>.</p>
  9194. <p>The Internet is frequently looking to expand the scope of human knowledge, and <em>My Masturbation</em> is a site doing that in a unique way. Offering hundreds of unique masturbation suggestions for both men and women, reading this site turned out to be <em>way</em> grosser than any of us were prepared for. In fact, this very nearly didn't end up getting released as an episode at all, until the raw files were dumped onto ballp.it and Djeser saved it from oblivion.</p>
  9195. <p>This week, Nutshell's neighbors can hear us.</p>
  9196. <p>Music used:
  9197. <ol>
  9198. <li>Caesars - Jerk It Out</li>
  9199. <li>Chuck Berry - My Ding-A-Ling</li>
  9200. </ol>
  9201. </p>
  9202. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>birdie</strong></p>
  9203. ]]>
  9204. </content:encoded>
  9205. <itunes:summary>The Internet is frequently looking to expand the scope of human knowledge, and My Masturbation is a site doing that in a unique way. Offering hundreds of unique masturbation suggestions for both men and women, reading this site turned out to be way grosser than any of us were prepared for. In fact, this very nearly didn't end up getting released as an episode at all, until the raw files were dumped onto ballp.it and Djeser saved it from oblivion.
  9206. This week, Nutshell's neighbors can hear us.</itunes:summary>
  9207. <itunes:episode>221</itunes:episode>
  9208. <itunes:title>Specialty Wankers</itunes:title>
  9209. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  9210. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  9211. <itunes:subtitle>reading mymasturbation.com</itunes:subtitle>
  9212. <itunes:duration>1:08:36</itunes:duration>
  9213. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/221/ep221.jpg</image>
  9214. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/221/ep221-500x500.jpg" />
  9215. </item>
  9216. <item>
  9217. <title>220: Girl Pits Boys</title>
  9218. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/220</link>
  9219. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/220</guid>
  9220. <pubDate>Sat, 16 Jul 2016 14:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  9221. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_220.mp3" length="60000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  9222. <description>
  9223. As we've demonstrated so far, human sexuality is a complicated and frequently confusing morass. And to that end, we present to you: The men of GirlPits. They like the armpits of girls. A lot. And now it's time for you to hear about it.
  9224. This week, body odor gets a theme song. </description>
  9225. <content:encoded>
  9226. <![CDATA[
  9227. <p>with:
  9228. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  9229. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  9230. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  9231. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bumpgrrl">bumpgrrl</a>
  9232. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/chris-collision">Chris Collision</a>
  9233. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  9234. </p>
  9235. <p>reading:
  9236. <code>www.girlpits.com</code>
  9237. </p>
  9238. <p>Content provided by <strong>Sinestro</strong>.</p>
  9239. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  9240. <p>As we've demonstrated so far, human sexuality is a complicated and frequently confusing morass. And to that end, we present to you: The men of GirlPits. They like the armpits of girls. A lot. And now it's time for you to hear about it.</p>
  9241. <p>This week, body odor gets a theme song.</p>
  9242. <p>Music used:
  9243. <ol>
  9244. <li>Wu Tang Clan - Gravel Pit</li>
  9245. <li>Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass - Spanish Flea</li>
  9246. <li>Portugal. The Man - Lovers In Love</li>
  9247. </ol>
  9248. </p>
  9249. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>birdie</strong></p>
  9250. ]]>
  9251. </content:encoded>
  9252. <itunes:summary>As we've demonstrated so far, human sexuality is a complicated and frequently confusing morass. And to that end, we present to you: The men of GirlPits. They like the armpits of girls. A lot. And now it's time for you to hear about it.
  9253. This week, body odor gets a theme song.</itunes:summary>
  9254. <itunes:episode>220</itunes:episode>
  9255. <itunes:title>Girl Pits Boys</itunes:title>
  9256. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  9257. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  9258. <itunes:subtitle>reading www.girlpits.com</itunes:subtitle>
  9259. <itunes:duration>1:14:09</itunes:duration>
  9260. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/220/ep220b.jpg</image>
  9261. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/220/ep220b-500x500.jpg" />
  9262. </item>
  9263. <item>
  9264. <title>219: Teens Talkin Trash On Gaia Online</title>
  9265. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/219</link>
  9266. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/219</guid>
  9267. <pubDate>Fri, 08 Jul 2016 13:30:00 CST</pubDate>
  9268. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_219.mp3" length="52000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  9269. <description>
  9270. With over 28 million members and 13 years of history, Gaia Online could accurately be called one of the most popular forums on the internet. It's central feature is a gamification effort where members can dress up their paper-doll avatars with bits and baubles while they discuss their favorite animes or (in the case of this episode) the troubles with feminism and the right way to sell your panties online.
  9271. This week, I'm nawt sure wut slip'n'slope wuz supposed ta b dere wen child touchin' hath been Mohammad-san's way o' lyfe 4 over a millenia. </description>
  9272. <content:encoded>
  9273. <![CDATA[
  9274. <p>with:
  9275. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  9276. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  9277. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  9278. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  9279. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  9280. </p>
  9281. <p>reading:
  9282. <code>gaiaonline.com</code>
  9283. </p>
  9284. <p>Content provided by <strong>Kanyesutra</strong>.</p>
  9285. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  9286. <p>With over 28 million members and 13 years of history, Gaia Online could accurately be called one of the most popular forums on the internet. It's central feature is a gamification effort where members can dress up their paper-doll avatars with bits and baubles while they discuss their favorite animes or (in the case of this episode) the troubles with feminism and the right way to sell your panties online.</p>
  9287. <p>This week, I'm nawt sure wut slip'n'slope wuz supposed ta b dere wen child touchin' hath been Mohammad-san's way o' lyfe 4 over a millenia.</p>
  9288. <p>Music used:
  9289. <ol>
  9290. <li>Gogol Bordello - Never Young</li>
  9291. <li>MGMT - Kids</li>
  9292. </ol>
  9293. </p>
  9294. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>birdie</strong></p>
  9295. ]]>
  9296. </content:encoded>
  9297. <itunes:summary>With over 28 million members and 13 years of history, Gaia Online could accurately be called one of the most popular forums on the internet. It's central feature is a gamification effort where members can dress up their paper-doll avatars with bits and baubles while they discuss their favorite animes or (in the case of this episode) the troubles with feminism and the right way to sell your panties online.
  9298. This week, I'm nawt sure wut slip'n'slope wuz supposed ta b dere wen child touchin' hath been Mohammad-san's way o' lyfe 4 over a millenia.</itunes:summary>
  9299. <itunes:episode>219</itunes:episode>
  9300. <itunes:title>Teens Talkin Trash On Gaia Online</itunes:title>
  9301. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  9302. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  9303. <itunes:subtitle>reading gaiaonline.com</itunes:subtitle>
  9304. <itunes:duration>1:15:30</itunes:duration>
  9305. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/219/ep219.jpg</image>
  9306. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/219/ep219-600x600.jpg" />
  9307. </item>
  9308. <item>
  9309. <title>218: Idiocy is the Mother of These Inventions</title>
  9310. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/218</link>
  9311. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/218</guid>
  9312. <pubDate>Sun, 03 Jul 2016 17:15:00 CST</pubDate>
  9313. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_218.mp3" length="000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  9314. <description>
  9315. In the past, The F Plus has provided listeners with all sorts of inventions that the internet has come up with and wants to sell to the general public. And, well, let's not complicate matters. We're doing that again. Lest you fear repetition, have you heard about the iPhone app that eliminates child negligence, a fitness regimen based on lifting women, or a sporting event played by ghosts? Because you're about to.
  9316. This episode is copyright Chug Nug. </description>
  9317. <content:encoded>
  9318. <![CDATA[
  9319. <p>with:
  9320. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  9321. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  9322. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  9323. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  9324. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  9325. </p>
  9326. <p>reading:
  9327. <code>patentauction.com</code>
  9328. </p>
  9329. <p>Content provided by <strong>Montrith</strong>.</p>
  9330. <p>Edited by <strong>Jack Chick</strong>.</p>
  9331. <p>In the past, The F Plus has provided listeners with all sorts of inventions that the internet has come up with and wants to sell to the general public. And, well, let's not complicate matters. We're doing that again. Lest you fear repetition, have you heard about the iPhone app that eliminates child negligence, a fitness regimen based on lifting women, or a sporting event played by ghosts? Because you're about to.</p>
  9332. <p>This episode is copyright Chug Nug.</p>
  9333. <p>Music used:
  9334. <ol>
  9335. <li>Bach - Two Part Inventions 4 & 8</li>
  9336. <li>E40 - Tell Me When To Go</li>
  9337. </ol>
  9338. </p>
  9339. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>birdie</strong></p>
  9340. ]]>
  9341. </content:encoded>
  9342. <itunes:summary>In the past, The F Plus has provided listeners with all sorts of inventions that the internet has come up with and wants to sell to the general public. And, well, let's not complicate matters. We're doing that again. Lest you fear repetition, have you heard about the iPhone app that eliminates child negligence, a fitness regimen based on lifting women, or a sporting event played by ghosts? Because you're about to.
  9343. This episode is copyright Chug Nug.</itunes:summary>
  9344. <itunes:episode>218</itunes:episode>
  9345. <itunes:title>Idiocy is the Mother of These Inventions</itunes:title>
  9346. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  9347. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  9348. <itunes:subtitle>reading patentauction.com</itunes:subtitle>
  9349. <itunes:duration>1:19:28</itunes:duration>
  9350. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/218/ep218.jpg</image>
  9351. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/218/ep218-500x500.jpg" />
  9352. </item>
  9353. <item>
  9354. <title>217: Steal This Episode</title>
  9355. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/217</link>
  9356. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/217</guid>
  9357. <pubDate>Sat, 25 Jun 2016 10:22:00 CST</pubDate>
  9358. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_217.mp3" length="62000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  9359. <description>
  9360. The internet is frequently a place where people brag about their talents in a particular skill, and if that skill is stealing things from stores, well that's just fine. We're looking at the people who steal, proudly, and they have things to say. Some of those things are coherant.
  9361. This week, The F Plus gets some bonus tips on how to be a Sugar Baby. </description>
  9362. <content:encoded>
  9363. <![CDATA[
  9364. <p>with:
  9365. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  9366. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  9367. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  9368. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/squiddy">Squiddy</a>
  9369. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  9370. </p>
  9371. <p>reading:
  9372. <code>tumblr.com</code>
  9373. <code>reddit.com</code>
  9374. </p>
  9375. <p>Content provided by <strong>Kanyesutra</strong>.</p>
  9376. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  9377. <p>The internet is frequently a place where people brag about their talents in a particular skill, and if that skill is stealing things from stores, well that's just fine. We're looking at the people who steal, proudly, and they have things to say. Some of those things are coherant.</p>
  9378. <p>This week, The F Plus gets some bonus tips on how to be a Sugar Baby.</p>
  9379. <p>Music used:
  9380. <ol>
  9381. <li>Jane's Addiction - Been Caught Stealing (Live)</li>
  9382. <li>Prince - Thieves In The Temple</li>
  9383. </ol>
  9384. </p>
  9385. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>birdie</strong></p>
  9386. ]]>
  9387. </content:encoded>
  9388. <itunes:summary>The internet is frequently a place where people brag about their talents in a particular skill, and if that skill is stealing things from stores, well that's just fine. We're looking at the people who steal, proudly, and they have things to say. Some of those things are coherant.
  9389. This week, The F Plus gets some bonus tips on how to be a Sugar Baby.</itunes:summary>
  9390. <itunes:episode>217</itunes:episode>
  9391. <itunes:title>Steal This Episode</itunes:title>
  9392. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  9393. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  9394. <itunes:subtitle>reading tumblr.com,reddit.com</itunes:subtitle>
  9395. <itunes:duration>1:18:01</itunes:duration>
  9396. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/217/ep217.jpg</image>
  9397. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/217/ep217-600x600.jpg" />
  9398. </item>
  9399. <item>
  9400. <title>216: DOWNLOADING PLACEBO.EXE</title>
  9401. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/216</link>
  9402. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/216</guid>
  9403. <pubDate>Mon, 20 Jun 2016 12:06:00 CST</pubDate>
  9404. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_216.mp3" length="58000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  9405. <description>
  9406. Victor is feeling a little under the weather, and it just so happens that Quantum Man offers &quot;The World's First Downloadable Medicine&quot;. In keeping with the spirit of alternative medecine served over the internet, Quantum Man is a gaudy site that promises to cure influenza, malaria, meth addiction, constipation, food allergies, insomnia, erectile dysfunction, and not having your prostate stimulated. And in addition to all that, the product can perform the ever-popular &quot;cleansing your body of toxins&quot;, all for the cost of many installments of another cost.
  9407. But how does it work? Computers are involved. Beyond that: Shut up. The F Plus is supercharging our prostates. </description>
  9408. <content:encoded>
  9409. <![CDATA[
  9410. <p>with:
  9411. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  9412. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  9413. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  9414. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  9415. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  9416. </p>
  9417. <p>reading:
  9418. <code>quantummansite.com</code>
  9419. </p>
  9420. <p>Content provided by <strong>The Lesbiathan,Heavenator,The Moon Man</strong>.</p>
  9421. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  9422. <p>Victor is feeling a little under the weather, and it just so happens that <strong>Quantum Man</strong> offers &quot;The World's First Downloadable Medicine&quot;. In keeping with the spirit of alternative medecine served over the internet, Quantum Man is a gaudy site that promises to cure influenza, malaria, meth addiction, constipation, food allergies, insomnia, erectile dysfunction, and not having your prostate stimulated. And in addition to all that, the product can perform the ever-popular &quot;cleansing your body of toxins&quot;, all for the cost of many installments of another cost.</p>
  9423. <p><em>But how does it work?</em> Computers are involved. Beyond that: Shut up. The F Plus is supercharging our prostates.</p>
  9424. <p>Music used:
  9425. <ol>
  9426. <li>Fugazi - Latest Disgrace</li>
  9427. <li>Superchunk - Sick to Move</li>
  9428. </ol>
  9429. </p>
  9430. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>birdie</strong></p>
  9431. ]]>
  9432. </content:encoded>
  9433. <itunes:summary>Victor is feeling a little under the weather, and it just so happens that Quantum Man offers &quot;The World's First Downloadable Medicine&quot;. In keeping with the spirit of alternative medecine served over the internet, Quantum Man is a gaudy site that promises to cure influenza, malaria, meth addiction, constipation, food allergies, insomnia, erectile dysfunction, and not having your prostate stimulated. And in addition to all that, the product can perform the ever-popular &quot;cleansing your body of toxins&quot;, all for the cost of many installments of another cost.
  9434. But how does it work? Computers are involved. Beyond that: Shut up. The F Plus is supercharging our prostates.</itunes:summary>
  9435. <itunes:episode>216</itunes:episode>
  9436. <itunes:title>DOWNLOADING PLACEBO.EXE</itunes:title>
  9437. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  9438. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  9439. <itunes:subtitle>reading quantummansite.com</itunes:subtitle>
  9440. <itunes:duration>1:12:33</itunes:duration>
  9441. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/216/ep216.jpg</image>
  9442. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/216/ep216-600x600.jpg" />
  9443. </item>
  9444. <item>
  9445. <title>215: Oculus Cruft</title>
  9446. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/215</link>
  9447. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/215</guid>
  9448. <pubDate>Fri, 10 Jun 2016 12:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  9449. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_215.mp3" length="74000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  9450. <description>
  9451. It's a confluence of technologies and interests that brought us to this point, but we're here. With a number of viable VR options released to the market, we find ourselves taking our first clumsy steps towards fully realized, three dimensional, immersive, interconnected, user created worlds. And the subjects of this episode have gathered together and announced clearly and in one voice: &quot;I want to jizz all over that!&quot;
  9452. This week, The F Plus witnesses the birth of a brand new fetish. </description>
  9453. <content:encoded>
  9454. <![CDATA[
  9455. <p>with:
  9456. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  9457. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  9458. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  9459. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  9460. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  9461. </p>
  9462. <p>reading:
  9463. <code>vrtitties.com</code>
  9464. <code>reddit.com</code>
  9465. </p>
  9466. <p>Content provided by <strong>Heavenator,The Lesbiathan</strong>.</p>
  9467. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  9468. <p>It's a confluence of technologies and interests that brought us to this point, but we're here. With a number of viable VR options released to the market, we find ourselves taking our first clumsy steps towards fully realized, three dimensional, immersive, interconnected, user created worlds. And the subjects of this episode have gathered together and announced clearly and in one voice: <em>&quot;I want to jizz all over that!&quot;</em></p>
  9469. <p>This week, The F Plus witnesses the birth of a brand new fetish.</p>
  9470. <p>Music used:
  9471. <ol>
  9472. <li>The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion - Lovin' Machine</li>
  9473. <li>School of Fish - Rose Colored Glasses</li>
  9474. </ol>
  9475. </p>
  9476. ]]>
  9477. </content:encoded>
  9478. <itunes:summary>It's a confluence of technologies and interests that brought us to this point, but we're here. With a number of viable VR options released to the market, we find ourselves taking our first clumsy steps towards fully realized, three dimensional, immersive, interconnected, user created worlds. And the subjects of this episode have gathered together and announced clearly and in one voice: &quot;I want to jizz all over that!&quot;
  9479. This week, The F Plus witnesses the birth of a brand new fetish.</itunes:summary>
  9480. <itunes:episode>215</itunes:episode>
  9481. <itunes:title>Oculus Cruft</itunes:title>
  9482. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  9483. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  9484. <itunes:subtitle>reading vrtitties.com,reddit.com</itunes:subtitle>
  9485. <itunes:duration>1:33:06</itunes:duration>
  9486. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/215/ep215.jpg</image>
  9487. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/215/ep215-600x600.jpg" />
  9488. </item>
  9489. <item>
  9490. <title>214: Jerks Off Of Jerking Off</title>
  9491. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/214</link>
  9492. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/214</guid>
  9493. <pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2016 11:30:00 CST</pubDate>
  9494. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_214.mp3" length="62000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  9495. <description>
  9496. NoFap is a community, fortified by Reddit, where men (and hypothetically women, but always men) can discuss how they've reached their full physical and intellectual potential since they've stopped masturbating.  And the results are self-evident when you read the one act plays where parts of their brain argue with their penis. It's a community of tense individuals, and we're gonna figure out why.
  9497. This week, Frank West tests his Progressive Death Mettle. </description>
  9498. <content:encoded>
  9499. <![CDATA[
  9500. <p>with:
  9501. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  9502. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  9503. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  9504. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  9505. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  9506. </p>
  9507. <p>reading:
  9508. <code>reddit.com</code>
  9509. <code>nofap.com</code>
  9510. </p>
  9511. <p>Content provided by <strong>Achilles' Heelies</strong>.</p>
  9512. <p>Edited by <strong>John Toast</strong>.</p>
  9513. <p>NoFap is a community, fortified by Reddit, where men (and hypothetically women, but always men) can discuss how they've reached their full physical and intellectual potential since they've stopped masturbating.  And the results are self-evident when you read the one act plays where parts of their brain argue with their penis. It's a community of tense individuals, and we're gonna figure out why.</p>
  9514. <p>This week, Frank West tests his Progressive Death Mettle.</p>
  9515. <p>Music used:
  9516. <ol>
  9517. <li>Roy Brown - Mighty Mighty Man</li>
  9518. </ol>
  9519. </p>
  9520. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>birdie</strong></p>
  9521. ]]>
  9522. </content:encoded>
  9523. <itunes:summary>NoFap is a community, fortified by Reddit, where men (and hypothetically women, but always men) can discuss how they've reached their full physical and intellectual potential since they've stopped masturbating.  And the results are self-evident when you read the one act plays where parts of their brain argue with their penis. It's a community of tense individuals, and we're gonna figure out why.
  9524. This week, Frank West tests his Progressive Death Mettle.</itunes:summary>
  9525. <itunes:episode>214</itunes:episode>
  9526. <itunes:title>Jerks Off Of Jerking Off</itunes:title>
  9527. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  9528. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  9529. <itunes:subtitle>reading reddit.com,nofap.com</itunes:subtitle>
  9530. <itunes:duration>1:17:56</itunes:duration>
  9531. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/214/ep214.jpg</image>
  9532. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/214/ep214-600x600.jpg" />
  9533. </item>
  9534. <item>
  9535. <title>213: You're Reviewing It Wrong</title>
  9536. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/213</link>
  9537. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/213</guid>
  9538. <pubDate>Fri, 27 May 2016 09:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  9539. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_213.mp3" length="47000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  9540. <description>
  9541. A self-published author has a difficult job to do when it comes to promotion. They've got to follow sales, trends, promotions, press, design, and beyond all that, they go on Good Reads and yell at people who didn't like their book. Well, maybe they shouldn't do that last part, but the subjects of today's episode do that anyway.
  9542. We're looking at authors who, around the internet, show up to berate, insult, and argue with people who say unfavorable things about a book they've written. It's kind of like the Correct The Record PAC, except without the funding.
  9543. This week, listeners will say wonderful things about this episode (and they already are), but who in the world are you? </description>
  9544. <content:encoded>
  9545. <![CDATA[
  9546. <p>with:
  9547. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  9548. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  9549. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  9550. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  9551. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  9552. </p>
  9553. <p>reading:
  9554. <code>goodreads.com</code>
  9555. <code>amazon.com</code>
  9556. </p>
  9557. <p>Content provided by <strong>Cheapskate</strong>.</p>
  9558. <p>Edited by <strong>Isfahan</strong>.</p>
  9559. <p>A self-published author has a difficult job to do when it comes to promotion. They've got to follow sales, trends, promotions, press, design, and beyond all that, they go on Good Reads and yell at people who didn't like their book. Well, maybe they <em>shouldn't</em> do that last part, but the subjects of today's episode do that anyway.</p>
  9560. <p>We're looking at authors who, around the internet, show up to berate, insult, and argue with people who say unfavorable things about a book they've written. It's kind of like the Correct The Record PAC, except without the funding.</p>
  9561. <p>This week, listeners will say wonderful things about this episode (and they already are), but <em>who in the world are you?</em></p>
  9562. <p>Music used:
  9563. <ol>
  9564. <li>Maino - Hi Haters</li>
  9565. <li>Stereophonics - Mr. Writer</li>
  9566. </ol>
  9567. </p>
  9568. ]]>
  9569. </content:encoded>
  9570. <itunes:summary>A self-published author has a difficult job to do when it comes to promotion. They've got to follow sales, trends, promotions, press, design, and beyond all that, they go on Good Reads and yell at people who didn't like their book. Well, maybe they shouldn't do that last part, but the subjects of today's episode do that anyway.
  9571. We're looking at authors who, around the internet, show up to berate, insult, and argue with people who say unfavorable things about a book they've written. It's kind of like the Correct The Record PAC, except without the funding.
  9572. This week, listeners will say wonderful things about this episode (and they already are), but who in the world are you?</itunes:summary>
  9573. <itunes:episode>213</itunes:episode>
  9574. <itunes:title>You're Reviewing It Wrong</itunes:title>
  9575. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  9576. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  9577. <itunes:subtitle>reading goodreads.com,amazon.com</itunes:subtitle>
  9578. <itunes:duration>2:08:51</itunes:duration>
  9579. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/213/ep213alt.jpg</image>
  9580. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/213/ep213alt-500x500.jpg" />
  9581. </item>
  9582. <item>
  9583. <title>212: History of the Dozerfleet Part 2</title>
  9584. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/212</link>
  9585. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/212</guid>
  9586. <pubDate>Sun, 22 May 2016 21:35:00 CST</pubDate>
  9587. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_212.mp3" length="62000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  9588. <description>
  9589. In late 2013, we focused on a particular man who calls himself The Dozerfleet Founder; a person who has written over a thousand pages of wiki devoted to himself, and the projects he would like you to give him credit for. We felt our work was pretty exhaustive on the subject, but we're aware there's plenty we missed.
  9590. In this episode, we spend some time looking at the song parodies The Dozerfleet Founder has written, some television projects we weren't aware of, and finally end up on TV Tropes because of course.
  9591. This week, The F Plus karaoke sequence is malfunctioning. </description>
  9592. <content:encoded>
  9593. <![CDATA[
  9594. <p>with:
  9595. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  9596. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  9597. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  9598. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  9599. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  9600. </p>
  9601. <p>reading:
  9602. <code>dozerfleet.wikia.com</code>
  9603. </p>
  9604. <p>Content provided by <strong>Nikaer Drekin</strong>.</p>
  9605. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  9606. <p>In late 2013, we focused on a particular man who calls himself The Dozerfleet Founder; a person who has written over a thousand pages of wiki devoted to himself, and the projects he would like you to give him credit for. We felt our work was pretty exhaustive on the subject, but we're aware there's plenty we missed.</p>
  9607. <p>In this episode, we spend some time looking at the song parodies The Dozerfleet Founder has written, some television projects we weren't aware of, and finally end up on TV Tropes because of course.</p>
  9608. <p>This week, The F Plus karaoke sequence is malfunctioning.</p>
  9609. <p>Music used:
  9610. <ol>
  9611. <li>The Dozerfleet Founder - For Orphan On GaG</li>
  9612. <li>The Faint - Worked Up So Sexual</li>
  9613. <li>Papa Roach - Last Resort</li>
  9614. <li>Nelly Furtado - Promiscuous</li>
  9615. </ol>
  9616. </p>
  9617. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>birdie</strong></p>
  9618. ]]>
  9619. </content:encoded>
  9620. <itunes:summary>In late 2013, we focused on a particular man who calls himself The Dozerfleet Founder; a person who has written over a thousand pages of wiki devoted to himself, and the projects he would like you to give him credit for. We felt our work was pretty exhaustive on the subject, but we're aware there's plenty we missed.
  9621. In this episode, we spend some time looking at the song parodies The Dozerfleet Founder has written, some television projects we weren't aware of, and finally end up on TV Tropes because of course.
  9622. This week, The F Plus karaoke sequence is malfunctioning.</itunes:summary>
  9623. <itunes:episode>212</itunes:episode>
  9624. <itunes:title>History of the Dozerfleet Part 2</itunes:title>
  9625. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  9626. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  9627. <itunes:subtitle>reading dozerfleet.wikia.com</itunes:subtitle>
  9628. <itunes:duration>1:17:34</itunes:duration>
  9629. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/212/ep212.jpg</image>
  9630. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/212/ep212-600x600.jpg" />
  9631. </item>
  9632. <item>
  9633. <title>211: LIZARDS!</title>
  9634. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/211</link>
  9635. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/211</guid>
  9636. <pubDate>Sat, 07 May 2016 15:35:00 CST</pubDate>
  9637. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_211.mp3" length="58000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  9638. <description>
  9639. For decades, David Icke has been speaking loudly and publicly about his hypothesis that Reptoids (that is, beings who appear human but who are actually decendents of the Lizard People who live in the center of the Earth) walk among us and are plotting to enslave humanity. And of course, that's interesting and all, but we're going to be looking at the forums of the David Icke website to read the opinions of the people who took this theory and ran with it.
  9640. This week, The F Plus better not be looking at pictures of human feet. </description>
  9641. <content:encoded>
  9642. <![CDATA[
  9643. <p>with:
  9644. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  9645. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  9646. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  9647. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  9648. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/j-w-friedman">J W Friedman</a>
  9649. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  9650. </p>
  9651. <p>reading:
  9652. <code>forum.davidicke.com</code>
  9653. </p>
  9654. <p>Content provided by <strong>Zekka</strong>.</p>
  9655. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  9656. <p>For decades, David Icke has been speaking loudly and publicly about his hypothesis that Reptoids (that is, beings who appear human but who are actually decendents of the Lizard People who live in the center of the Earth) walk among us and are plotting to enslave humanity. And of course, that's interesting and all, but we're going to be looking at the forums of the David Icke website to read the opinions of the people who took this theory and ran with it.</p>
  9657. <p>This week, The F Plus better not be looking at pictures of <em>human</em> feet.</p>
  9658. <p>Music used:
  9659. <ol>
  9660. <li>Them Crooked Vultures - Reptiles</li>
  9661. <li>Helmet - Unsung</li>
  9662. </ol>
  9663. </p>
  9664. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>birdie</strong></p>
  9665. ]]>
  9666. </content:encoded>
  9667. <itunes:summary>For decades, David Icke has been speaking loudly and publicly about his hypothesis that Reptoids (that is, beings who appear human but who are actually decendents of the Lizard People who live in the center of the Earth) walk among us and are plotting to enslave humanity. And of course, that's interesting and all, but we're going to be looking at the forums of the David Icke website to read the opinions of the people who took this theory and ran with it.
  9668. This week, The F Plus better not be looking at pictures of human feet.</itunes:summary>
  9669. <itunes:episode>211</itunes:episode>
  9670. <itunes:title>LIZARDS!</itunes:title>
  9671. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  9672. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  9673. <itunes:subtitle>reading forum.davidicke.com</itunes:subtitle>
  9674. <itunes:duration>1:12:17</itunes:duration>
  9675. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/211/ep211.jpg</image>
  9676. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/211/ep211-600x600.jpg" />
  9677. </item>
  9678. <item>
  9679. <title>210: Adventures in ReTale</title>
  9680. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/210</link>
  9681. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/210</guid>
  9682. <pubDate>Sun, 17 Apr 2016 09:30:00 CST</pubDate>
  9683. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_210.mp3" length="49000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  9684. <description>
  9685. Working in retail can be a stressful and thankless experience, but as in all things, the internet is there to help. NotAlwaysRight is a place where visitors can share their stories of totally pwning the customers they had to deal with and how impressed everyone was with that experience.
  9686. This week, The F Plus wonders &quot;God, what is this madness?&quot;
  9687. PS: Lemon apologizes in advance for confusing Kevin McCarthy with Mark McKinney. It's eating him up inside. </description>
  9688. <content:encoded>
  9689. <![CDATA[
  9690. <p>with:
  9691. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  9692. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  9693. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  9694. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  9695. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  9696. </p>
  9697. <p>reading:
  9698. <code>notalwaysright.com</code>
  9699. </p>
  9700. <p>Content provided by <strong>Cheapskate</strong>.</p>
  9701. <p>Edited by <strong>Isfahan</strong>.</p>
  9702. <p>Working in retail can be a stressful and thankless experience, but as in all things, the internet is there to help. NotAlwaysRight is a place where visitors can share their stories of totally pwning the customers they had to deal with and how impressed everyone was with that experience.</p>
  9703. <p>This week, The F Plus wonders &quot;God, what is this madness?&quot;</p>
  9704. <p>PS: Lemon apologizes in advance for confusing <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002994/?ref_=rvi_nm">Kevin McCarthy</a> with <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0571897/?ref_=tt_cl_t4">Mark McKinney</a>. It's eating him up inside.</p>
  9705. <p>Music used:
  9706. <ol>
  9707. <li>The Castaways - Liar Liar</li>
  9708. <li>Fleetwood Mac - Little Lies</li>
  9709. </ol>
  9710. </p>
  9711. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>birdie</strong></p>
  9712. ]]>
  9713. </content:encoded>
  9714. <itunes:summary>Working in retail can be a stressful and thankless experience, but as in all things, the internet is there to help. NotAlwaysRight is a place where visitors can share their stories of totally pwning the customers they had to deal with and how impressed everyone was with that experience.
  9715. This week, The F Plus wonders &quot;God, what is this madness?&quot;
  9716. PS: Lemon apologizes in advance for confusing Kevin McCarthy with Mark McKinney. It's eating him up inside.</itunes:summary>
  9717. <itunes:episode>210</itunes:episode>
  9718. <itunes:title>Adventures in ReTale</itunes:title>
  9719. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  9720. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  9721. <itunes:subtitle>reading notalwaysright.com</itunes:subtitle>
  9722. <itunes:duration>1:11:12</itunes:duration>
  9723. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/210/ep210.jpg</image>
  9724. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/210/ep210-600x600.jpg" />
  9725. </item>
  9726. <item>
  9727. <title>209: Clips Against Humanity</title>
  9728. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/209</link>
  9729. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/209</guid>
  9730. <pubDate>Sun, 10 Apr 2016 10:40:00 CST</pubDate>
  9731. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_209.mp3" length="71000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  9732. <description>
  9733. Founded in 2001, clips4sale.com has served as an open-air fetish bazaar catering to all sorts of hyperspecific sexual interests of the people who are willing to pay a premium. We try to prepare ourselves, but nothing could prepare us for these animated GIFs.
  9734. This week, The F Plus reacts to visual things. And you would too, buddy. </description>
  9735. <content:encoded>
  9736. <![CDATA[
  9737. <p>with:
  9738. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  9739. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  9740. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  9741. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  9742. </p>
  9743. <p>reading:
  9744. <code>clips4sale.com</code>
  9745. </p>
  9746. <p>Content provided by <strong>A Meat</strong>.</p>
  9747. <p>Edited by <strong>John Toast</strong>.</p>
  9748. <p>Founded in 2001, clips4sale.com has served as an open-air fetish bazaar catering to all sorts of hyperspecific sexual interests of the people who are willing to pay a premium. We try to prepare ourselves, but nothing could prepare us for these animated GIFs.</p>
  9749. <p>This week, The F Plus reacts to visual things. And you would too, buddy.</p>
  9750. <p>Music used:
  9751. <ol>
  9752. <li>Mr. Bungle - Girls of Porn</li>
  9753. </ol>
  9754. </p>
  9755. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>birdie</strong></p>
  9756. ]]>
  9757. </content:encoded>
  9758. <itunes:summary>Founded in 2001, clips4sale.com has served as an open-air fetish bazaar catering to all sorts of hyperspecific sexual interests of the people who are willing to pay a premium. We try to prepare ourselves, but nothing could prepare us for these animated GIFs.
  9759. This week, The F Plus reacts to visual things. And you would too, buddy.</itunes:summary>
  9760. <itunes:episode>209</itunes:episode>
  9761. <itunes:title>Clips Against Humanity</itunes:title>
  9762. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  9763. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  9764. <itunes:subtitle>reading clips4sale.com</itunes:subtitle>
  9765. <itunes:duration>1:29:20</itunes:duration>
  9766. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/209/ep209.jpg</image>
  9767. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/209/ep209-600x600.jpg" />
  9768. </item>
  9769. <item>
  9770. <title>208: I Am Only A Mouth Yet Cannot Scream</title>
  9771. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/208</link>
  9772. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/208</guid>
  9773. <pubDate>Wed, 06 Apr 2016 09:15:00 CST</pubDate>
  9774. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_208.mp3" length="65000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  9775. <description>
  9776. Sooooo..... Fleshlight has forums. Did you know this? We didn't know this. Spooks found out about it and now that's what we're reading.
  9777. As it turns out, this is a surprisingly active forum with a community of members who discuss the finer details of the plastic sleeve that they masturbate into. With that comes some of the standard themes you'd expect, like Harry Potter and gay panic.
  9778. This week, The F Plus gets it on while Jimmyfranks is jammin' on his bass guitar. </description>
  9779. <content:encoded>
  9780. <![CDATA[
  9781. <p>with:
  9782. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  9783. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  9784. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  9785. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  9786. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  9787. </p>
  9788. <p>reading:
  9789. <code>forums.fleshlight.com</code>
  9790. </p>
  9791. <p>Content provided by <strong>Spooks</strong>.</p>
  9792. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  9793. <p>Sooooo..... Fleshlight has forums. Did you know this? We didn't know this. Spooks found out about it and now that's what we're reading.</p>
  9794. <p>As it turns out, this is a surprisingly active forum with a community of members who discuss the finer details of the plastic sleeve that they masturbate into. With that comes some of the standard themes you'd expect, like Harry Potter and gay panic.</p>
  9795. <p>This week, The F Plus gets it on while Jimmyfranks is jammin' on his bass guitar.</p>
  9796. <p>Music used:
  9797. <ol>
  9798. <li>The Wee Beasties - Fleshlight</li>
  9799. <li>Parliament - Flashlight</li>
  9800. </ol>
  9801. </p>
  9802. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>birdie</strong></p>
  9803. ]]>
  9804. </content:encoded>
  9805. <itunes:summary>Sooooo..... Fleshlight has forums. Did you know this? We didn't know this. Spooks found out about it and now that's what we're reading.
  9806. As it turns out, this is a surprisingly active forum with a community of members who discuss the finer details of the plastic sleeve that they masturbate into. With that comes some of the standard themes you'd expect, like Harry Potter and gay panic.
  9807. This week, The F Plus gets it on while Jimmyfranks is jammin' on his bass guitar.</itunes:summary>
  9808. <itunes:episode>208</itunes:episode>
  9809. <itunes:title>I Am Only A Mouth Yet Cannot Scream</itunes:title>
  9810. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  9811. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  9812. <itunes:subtitle>reading forums.fleshlight.com</itunes:subtitle>
  9813. <itunes:duration>1:21:50</itunes:duration>
  9814. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/208/ep208.jpg</image>
  9815. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/208/ep208-600x600.jpg" />
  9816. </item>
  9817. <item>
  9818. <title>207: Can I Borrow Your Brain?</title>
  9819. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/207</link>
  9820. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/207</guid>
  9821. <pubDate>Sat, 02 Apr 2016 12:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  9822. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_207.mp3" length="62000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  9823. <description>
  9824. There's a number of websites out there that can try to teach you some certain type of magic spell, or some certain type of mind control technique, but the superpredators over at Xtreme Mind take a shotgun approach to their methods, selling Neurolinguistic programming, mind power machines, magical wish fulfillment, orgone boxes, and pretty much anything else that they think will get clicked on.
  9825. This week, The F Plus is posing magestically in front of red backgrounds. </description>
  9826. <content:encoded>
  9827. <![CDATA[
  9828. <p>with:
  9829. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  9830. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  9831. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  9832. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lou-fernandez">Lou Fernandez</a>
  9833. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  9834. </p>
  9835. <p>reading:
  9836. <code>xtrememind.com</code>
  9837. </p>
  9838. <p>Content provided by <strong>Montrith</strong>.</p>
  9839. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  9840. <p>There's a number of websites out there that can try to teach you some certain type of magic spell, or some certain type of mind control technique, but the superpredators over at Xtreme Mind take a shotgun approach to their methods, selling Neurolinguistic programming, mind power machines, magical wish fulfillment, orgone boxes, and pretty much anything else that they think will get clicked on.</p>
  9841. <p>This week, The F Plus is posing magestically in front of red backgrounds.</p>
  9842. <p>Music used:
  9843. <ol>
  9844. <li>Magic Wands - Lazer Bitch</li>
  9845. </ol>
  9846. </p>
  9847. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>birdie</strong></p>
  9848. ]]>
  9849. </content:encoded>
  9850. <itunes:summary>There's a number of websites out there that can try to teach you some certain type of magic spell, or some certain type of mind control technique, but the superpredators over at Xtreme Mind take a shotgun approach to their methods, selling Neurolinguistic programming, mind power machines, magical wish fulfillment, orgone boxes, and pretty much anything else that they think will get clicked on.
  9851. This week, The F Plus is posing magestically in front of red backgrounds.</itunes:summary>
  9852. <itunes:episode>207</itunes:episode>
  9853. <itunes:title>Can I Borrow Your Brain?</itunes:title>
  9854. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  9855. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  9856. <itunes:subtitle>reading xtrememind.com</itunes:subtitle>
  9857. <itunes:duration>1:18:01</itunes:duration>
  9858. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/207/ep207.jpg</image>
  9859. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/207/ep207-600x600.jpg" />
  9860. </item>
  9861. <item>
  9862. <title>206: Return To Castle Experience Project</title>
  9863. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/206</link>
  9864. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/206</guid>
  9865. <pubDate>Sat, 19 Mar 2016 16:30:00 CST</pubDate>
  9866. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_206.mp3" length="49000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  9867. <description>
  9868. The Experience Project is a site where members can share their own life experiences. And then, because this is the internet, those very same members can argue with each other about who is the worst human being alive and then overshare their own fetishes.
  9869. This week,  The F Plus starts our own jam band. </description>
  9870. <content:encoded>
  9871. <![CDATA[
  9872. <p>with:
  9873. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  9874. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  9875. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  9876. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  9877. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  9878. </p>
  9879. <p>reading:
  9880. <code>experienceproject.com</code>
  9881. </p>
  9882. <p>Content provided by <strong>Sinestro</strong>.</p>
  9883. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  9884. <p>The Experience Project is a site where members can share their own life experiences. And then, because this is the internet, those very same members can argue with each other about who is the worst human being alive and then overshare their own fetishes.</p>
  9885. <p>This week,  The F Plus starts our own jam band.</p>
  9886. <p>Music used:
  9887. <ol>
  9888. <li>Cracker - I Need Better Friends</li>
  9889. <li>DEVO - R U Experienced?</li>
  9890. </ol>
  9891. </p>
  9892. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>birdie</strong></p>
  9893. ]]>
  9894. </content:encoded>
  9895. <itunes:summary>The Experience Project is a site where members can share their own life experiences. And then, because this is the internet, those very same members can argue with each other about who is the worst human being alive and then overshare their own fetishes.
  9896. This week,  The F Plus starts our own jam band.</itunes:summary>
  9897. <itunes:episode>206</itunes:episode>
  9898. <itunes:title>Return To Castle Experience Project</itunes:title>
  9899. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  9900. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  9901. <itunes:subtitle>reading experienceproject.com</itunes:subtitle>
  9902. <itunes:duration>1:11:33</itunes:duration>
  9903. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/206/206.jpg</image>
  9904. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/206/206-600x600.jpg" />
  9905. </item>
  9906. <item>
  9907. <title>pdx1: A Portland Podcast</title>
  9908. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/pdx1</link>
  9909. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/pdx1</guid>
  9910. <pubDate>Sun, 06 Mar 2016 10:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  9911. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_pdx1.mp3" length="54000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  9912. <description>
  9913. Lemon recently visited Portland. He met up with his friends Jack Chick and Nutshell Gulag to explore the city's restaurants, shops and bars.
  9914. When the day was over and the group had plenty of liquor in them, he decided to test their friendship by making them all read stories from a site called Booksie. Booksie is the premier platform for unpublished authors who are interested in publishing things where nobody is willing to see them.
  9915. Then Jack Chick made a batch of whiskeynanners (from episode 204) and made us all eat some.
  9916. This week, The F Plus stops you with a tree. </description>
  9917. <content:encoded>
  9918. <![CDATA[
  9919. <p>with:
  9920. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  9921. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  9922. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  9923. </p>
  9924. <p>reading:
  9925. <code>booksie.com</code>
  9926. </p>
  9927. <p>Content provided by <strong>Montrith</strong>.</p>
  9928. <p>Edited by <strong>Jack Chick</strong>.</p>
  9929. <p>Lemon recently visited Portland. He met up with his friends Jack Chick and Nutshell Gulag to explore the city's restaurants, shops and bars. </p>
  9930. <p>When the day was over and the group had plenty of liquor in them, he decided to test their friendship by making them all read stories from a site called Booksie. Booksie is the premier platform for unpublished authors who are interested in publishing things where nobody is willing to see them.</p>
  9931. <p>Then Jack Chick made a batch of whiskeynanners (from <a href="/episode/204">episode 204</a>) and made us all eat some.</p>
  9932. <p>This week, The F Plus stops you with a tree.</p>
  9933. <p>Music used:
  9934. <ol>
  9935. <li>Tankard - Need Money For Beer</li>
  9936. <li>Hot Buttered Anal - Daddy's Banana Boat</li>
  9937. </ol>
  9938. </p>
  9939. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>birdie</strong></p>
  9940. ]]>
  9941. </content:encoded>
  9942. <itunes:summary>Lemon recently visited Portland. He met up with his friends Jack Chick and Nutshell Gulag to explore the city's restaurants, shops and bars.
  9943. When the day was over and the group had plenty of liquor in them, he decided to test their friendship by making them all read stories from a site called Booksie. Booksie is the premier platform for unpublished authors who are interested in publishing things where nobody is willing to see them.
  9944. Then Jack Chick made a batch of whiskeynanners (from episode 204) and made us all eat some.
  9945. This week, The F Plus stops you with a tree.</itunes:summary>
  9946. <itunes:episode>pdx1</itunes:episode>
  9947. <itunes:title>A Portland Podcast</itunes:title>
  9948. <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
  9949. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  9950. <itunes:subtitle>reading booksie.com</itunes:subtitle>
  9951. <itunes:duration>1:08:04</itunes:duration>
  9952. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/pdx1/ep_pdx.jpg</image>
  9953. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/pdx1/ep_pdx-500x500.jpg" />
  9954. </item>
  9955. <item>
  9956. <title>205: Altered Creeps</title>
  9957. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/205</link>
  9958. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/205</guid>
  9959. <pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2016 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  9960. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_205.mp3" length="36000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  9961. <description>
  9962. The Transformation Story Archive is a very old website where participants share stories about turning into different things: bears, statues, the other sex, and concepts too horrible to read out loud. As a result, this episode is shorter than most. But if you've been looking forward to an episode in which Bunnybread says &quot;crotch&quot; then you are in luck.
  9963. This week, The F Plus mostly just mushes our breasts together. </description>
  9964. <content:encoded>
  9965. <![CDATA[
  9966. <p>with:
  9967. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  9968. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  9969. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  9970. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  9971. </p>
  9972. <p>reading:
  9973. <code>tsa.transform.to</code>
  9974. </p>
  9975. <p>Content provided by <strong>Spooks</strong>.</p>
  9976. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  9977. <p>The Transformation Story Archive is a <em>very</em> old website where participants share stories about turning into different things: bears, statues, the other sex, and concepts too horrible to read out loud. As a result, this episode is shorter than most. But if you've been looking forward to an episode in which Bunnybread says &quot;crotch&quot; then you are in luck.</p>
  9978. <p>This week, The F Plus mostly just mushes our breasts together.</p>
  9979. <p>Music used:
  9980. <ol>
  9981. <li>Scorpions - Wind of Change</li>
  9982. <li>Descendents - I Wanna Be a Bear</li>
  9983. </ol>
  9984. </p>
  9985. ]]>
  9986. </content:encoded>
  9987. <itunes:summary>The Transformation Story Archive is a very old website where participants share stories about turning into different things: bears, statues, the other sex, and concepts too horrible to read out loud. As a result, this episode is shorter than most. But if you've been looking forward to an episode in which Bunnybread says &quot;crotch&quot; then you are in luck.
  9988. This week, The F Plus mostly just mushes our breasts together.</itunes:summary>
  9989. <itunes:episode>205</itunes:episode>
  9990. <itunes:title>Altered Creeps</itunes:title>
  9991. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  9992. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  9993. <itunes:subtitle>reading tsa.transform.to</itunes:subtitle>
  9994. <itunes:duration>47:39</itunes:duration>
  9995. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/205/ep205.jpg</image>
  9996. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/205/ep205-600x600.jpg" />
  9997. </item>
  9998. <item>
  9999. <title>204: Slap 'Em Sane</title>
  10000. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/204</link>
  10001. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/204</guid>
  10002. <pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2016 21:40:00 CST</pubDate>
  10003. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_204.mp3" length="56000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  10004. <description>
  10005. We've focused on a lot of people with varying mental disorders, so it's time to talk a little bit about mental health. Andy Kadir-Buxton is an unlicensed medical practioner who, in addition to a number of other profound and confusing accomplishments, has invented a cure for &quot;a wide variety of mental health problems&quot;.
  10006. In addition to learning about the Kadir-Buxton Method, we'll also be discussing a number of Andy's other discoveries, his contributions to the British Space Administration, and his petition supporters.
  10007. This week, The F Plus has an orgasmic nose. </description>
  10008. <content:encoded>
  10009. <![CDATA[
  10010. <p>with:
  10011. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  10012. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  10013. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  10014. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  10015. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  10016. </p>
  10017. <p>reading:
  10018. <code>kadir-buxton.com</code>
  10019. </p>
  10020. <p>Content provided by <strong>Caroline</strong>.</p>
  10021. <p>Edited by <strong>Jack Chick</strong>.</p>
  10022. <p>We've focused on a lot of people with varying mental disorders, so it's time to talk a little bit about mental health. Andy Kadir-Buxton is an unlicensed medical practioner who, in addition to a number of other profound and confusing accomplishments, has invented a cure for &quot;a wide variety of mental health problems&quot;.</p>
  10023. <p>In addition to learning about the Kadir-Buxton Method, we'll also be discussing a number of Andy's other discoveries, his contributions to the British Space Administration, and his petition supporters.</p>
  10024. <p>This week, The F Plus has an orgasmic nose.</p>
  10025. <p>Music used:
  10026. <ol>
  10027. <li>Quiet Riot - Bang Your Head (Metal Health)</li>
  10028. <li>Ramones - Psycho Therapy</li>
  10029. </ol>
  10030. </p>
  10031. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>birdie</strong></p>
  10032. ]]>
  10033. </content:encoded>
  10034. <itunes:summary>We've focused on a lot of people with varying mental disorders, so it's time to talk a little bit about mental health. Andy Kadir-Buxton is an unlicensed medical practioner who, in addition to a number of other profound and confusing accomplishments, has invented a cure for &quot;a wide variety of mental health problems&quot;.
  10035. In addition to learning about the Kadir-Buxton Method, we'll also be discussing a number of Andy's other discoveries, his contributions to the British Space Administration, and his petition supporters.
  10036. This week, The F Plus has an orgasmic nose.</itunes:summary>
  10037. <itunes:episode>204</itunes:episode>
  10038. <itunes:title>Slap 'Em Sane</itunes:title>
  10039. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  10040. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  10041. <itunes:subtitle>reading kadir-buxton.com</itunes:subtitle>
  10042. <itunes:duration>1:22:14</itunes:duration>
  10043. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/204/ep204.jpg</image>
  10044. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/204/ep204-500x500.jpg" />
  10045. </item>
  10046. <item>
  10047. <title>203: It's Toasted</title>
  10048. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/203</link>
  10049. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/203</guid>
  10050. <pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2016 01:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  10051. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_203.mp3" length="59000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  10052. <description>
  10053. Hoping to make some better decisions in his life, Lemon's been taking some time self examining his smoking habit. Then he reached out to his friend Montrith to see if she had any related reading material which would speak to cigarette smoking's effect on the body and mind. Then Lemon was reminded that Montrith knows only agony.
  10054. To that end, we take a long journey through Smoking Feels Good, and then close on Liberty Van. Then all that's left is for Lemon to edit a episode where the words &quot;smoking&quot; and &quot;cigarettes&quot; are uttered a couple hundred times.
  10055. This week, The F Plus needs a domain name for their new yellow denture business. </description>
  10056. <content:encoded>
  10057. <![CDATA[
  10058. <p>with:
  10059. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  10060. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  10061. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  10062. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  10063. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  10064. </p>
  10065. <p>reading:
  10066. <code>smokingfeelsgood.com</code>
  10067. <code>libertyvan.com</code>
  10068. </p>
  10069. <p>Content provided by <strong>Montrith</strong>.</p>
  10070. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  10071. <p>Hoping to make some better decisions in his life, Lemon's been taking some time self examining his smoking habit. Then he reached out to his friend Montrith to see if she had any related reading material which would speak to cigarette smoking's effect on the body and mind. Then Lemon was reminded that Montrith knows only agony.</p>
  10072. <p>To that end, we take a long journey through Smoking Feels Good, and then close on Liberty Van. Then all that's left is for Lemon to edit a episode where the words &quot;smoking&quot; and &quot;cigarettes&quot; are uttered a couple hundred times.</p>
  10073. <p>This week, The F Plus needs a domain name for their new yellow denture business.</p>
  10074. <p>Music used:
  10075. <ol>
  10076. <li>Hot Snakes - Paid In Cigarettes</li>
  10077. <li>The Replacements - More Cigarettes</li>
  10078. </ol>
  10079. </p>
  10080. ]]>
  10081. </content:encoded>
  10082. <itunes:summary>Hoping to make some better decisions in his life, Lemon's been taking some time self examining his smoking habit. Then he reached out to his friend Montrith to see if she had any related reading material which would speak to cigarette smoking's effect on the body and mind. Then Lemon was reminded that Montrith knows only agony.
  10083. To that end, we take a long journey through Smoking Feels Good, and then close on Liberty Van. Then all that's left is for Lemon to edit a episode where the words &quot;smoking&quot; and &quot;cigarettes&quot; are uttered a couple hundred times.
  10084. This week, The F Plus needs a domain name for their new yellow denture business.</itunes:summary>
  10085. <itunes:episode>203</itunes:episode>
  10086. <itunes:title>It's Toasted</itunes:title>
  10087. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  10088. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  10089. <itunes:subtitle>reading smokingfeelsgood.com,libertyvan.com</itunes:subtitle>
  10090. <itunes:duration>1:12:57</itunes:duration>
  10091. </item>
  10092. <item>
  10093. <title>202: The Forum And The Fury</title>
  10094. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/202</link>
  10095. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/202</guid>
  10096. <pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2016 10:15:00 CST</pubDate>
  10097. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_202.mp3" length="47000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  10098. <description>
  10099. Life can be frustrating at times. To that end, there are sites on the internet where people can go and type the subjects of their anger into a form for others to read. These screeds can be on any subject, and restrictions of logic, spelling or grammar do not apply. Also, posting a screed usually means you get involved in flamewars with the other users of this website. And while none of this is helpful for the people involved in posting on the website, the results can be read aloud and help you feel better about yourself.
  10100. This week, don't smash your keyboard. A portal might open up. </description>
  10101. <content:encoded>
  10102. <![CDATA[
  10103. <p>with:
  10104. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  10105. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  10106. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  10107. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  10108. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  10109. </p>
  10110. <p>reading:
  10111. <code>ragerant.com</code>
  10112. <code>rantcentralforums.com</code>
  10113. <code>wtf.com</code>
  10114. </p>
  10115. <p>Content provided by <strong>Caroline</strong>.</p>
  10116. <p>Edited by <strong>Portaxx</strong>.</p>
  10117. <p>Life can be frustrating at times. To that end, there are sites on the internet where people can go and type the subjects of their anger into a form for others to read. These screeds can be on any subject, and restrictions of logic, spelling or grammar do not apply. Also, posting a screed usually means you get involved in flamewars with the other users of this website. And while <em>none</em> of this is helpful for the people involved in posting on the website, the results can be read aloud and help you feel better about yourself.</p>
  10118. <p>This week, don't smash your keyboard. A portal might open up.</p>
  10119. <p>Music used:
  10120. <ol>
  10121. <li>Chic - Le Freak</li>
  10122. <li>The Tick cartoon theme</li>
  10123. </ol>
  10124. </p>
  10125. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>birdie</strong></p>
  10126. ]]>
  10127. </content:encoded>
  10128. <itunes:summary>Life can be frustrating at times. To that end, there are sites on the internet where people can go and type the subjects of their anger into a form for others to read. These screeds can be on any subject, and restrictions of logic, spelling or grammar do not apply. Also, posting a screed usually means you get involved in flamewars with the other users of this website. And while none of this is helpful for the people involved in posting on the website, the results can be read aloud and help you feel better about yourself.
  10129. This week, don't smash your keyboard. A portal might open up.</itunes:summary>
  10130. <itunes:episode>202</itunes:episode>
  10131. <itunes:title>The Forum And The Fury</itunes:title>
  10132. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  10133. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  10134. <itunes:subtitle>reading ragerant.com,rantcentralforums.com,wtf.com</itunes:subtitle>
  10135. <itunes:duration>1:09:25</itunes:duration>
  10136. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/202/ep202.jpg</image>
  10137. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/202/ep202-600x600.jpg" />
  10138. </item>
  10139. <item>
  10140. <title>200b: Retrospective | Part 2</title>
  10141. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/200b</link>
  10142. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/200b</guid>
  10143. <pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2016 19:24:00 CST</pubDate>
  10144. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_200b.mp3" length="84000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  10145. <description>
  10146. For the second half of our restrospective, we've got a lot of topics we need to cover, including how Victor Laszlo deals with depression and what STOG does in an elevator. Those important matters discussed, we touch on the visibility of women on the internet, how The F Plus met Left Handed Radio, and jokes so bad that they need to be augmented with crickets. The ridiculists then share a few stories about dealing with exhibits in real life, some favorite (and regrettable) moments from the podcast, and a bit of our plans for the future.
  10147. All this, plus some clips that will delight and/or enrage, depending on how your day is going. Enjoy! </description>
  10148. <content:encoded>
  10149. <![CDATA[
  10150. <p>with:
  10151. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  10152. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  10153. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  10154. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  10155. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  10156. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  10157. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  10158. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  10159. </p>
  10160. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  10161. <p>For the second half of our restrospective, we've got a lot of topics we need to cover, including how Victor Laszlo deals with depression and what STOG does in an elevator. Those important matters discussed, we touch on the visibility of women on the internet, how The F Plus met Left Handed Radio, and jokes so bad that they need to be augmented with crickets. The ridiculists then share a few stories about dealing with exhibits in real life, some favorite (and regrettable) moments from the podcast, and a bit of our plans for the future.</p>
  10162. <p>All this, plus some clips that will delight and/or enrage, depending on how your day is going. Enjoy!</p>
  10163. <p>Music used:
  10164. <ol>
  10165. <li>Lady - Garbage Ass</li>
  10166. <li>Isfahan - Deal With God feat. Jack Chick (Lady Frenzy Mix)</li>
  10167. </ol>
  10168. </p>
  10169. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>birdie</strong></p>
  10170. ]]>
  10171. </content:encoded>
  10172. <itunes:summary>For the second half of our restrospective, we've got a lot of topics we need to cover, including how Victor Laszlo deals with depression and what STOG does in an elevator. Those important matters discussed, we touch on the visibility of women on the internet, how The F Plus met Left Handed Radio, and jokes so bad that they need to be augmented with crickets. The ridiculists then share a few stories about dealing with exhibits in real life, some favorite (and regrettable) moments from the podcast, and a bit of our plans for the future.
  10173. All this, plus some clips that will delight and/or enrage, depending on how your day is going. Enjoy!</itunes:summary>
  10174. <itunes:episode>200b</itunes:episode>
  10175. <itunes:title>Retrospective | Part 2</itunes:title>
  10176. <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
  10177. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  10178. <itunes:subtitle>For the second half of our restrospective, we've got a lot of topics we need to cover, including…</itunes:subtitle>
  10179. <itunes:duration>1:44:38</itunes:duration>
  10180. </item>
  10181. <item>
  10182. <title>200a: Retrospective | Part 1</title>
  10183. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/200a</link>
  10184. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/200a</guid>
  10185. <pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2016 19:13:00 CST</pubDate>
  10186. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_200a.mp3" length="79000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  10187. <description>
  10188. For our 200th episode, The F Plus is looking at a very strange group of people called The F Plus. This is part one of our retrospective episode, and seven of us are going to discuss the series of events that caused us to all know each other, start recording podcasts, and the absolutely terrifying act of meeting each other in person.
  10189. Plus, we're going to be looking back on those moments that stuck with us, such as the Baby Drug Pusher, Boy Meat, and wanting to kill yourself because of your huge head.
  10190. It's been quite a journey for all of us and now, perhaps, we've earned a couple of hours to reflect. </description>
  10191. <content:encoded>
  10192. <![CDATA[
  10193. <p>with:
  10194. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  10195. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  10196. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  10197. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  10198. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  10199. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  10200. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  10201. </p>
  10202. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  10203. <p>For our 200th episode, The F Plus is looking at a very strange group of people called The F Plus. This is part one of our retrospective episode, and seven of us are going to discuss the series of events that caused us to all know each other, start recording podcasts, and the absolutely terrifying act of meeting each other in person. </p>
  10204. <p>Plus, we're going to be looking back on those moments that stuck with us, such as the Baby Drug Pusher, Boy Meat, and wanting to kill yourself because of your huge head. </p>
  10205. <p>It's been quite a journey for all of us and now, perhaps, we've earned a couple of hours to reflect.</p>
  10206. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>birdie</strong></p>
  10207. ]]>
  10208. </content:encoded>
  10209. <itunes:summary>For our 200th episode, The F Plus is looking at a very strange group of people called The F Plus. This is part one of our retrospective episode, and seven of us are going to discuss the series of events that caused us to all know each other, start recording podcasts, and the absolutely terrifying act of meeting each other in person.
  10210. Plus, we're going to be looking back on those moments that stuck with us, such as the Baby Drug Pusher, Boy Meat, and wanting to kill yourself because of your huge head.
  10211. It's been quite a journey for all of us and now, perhaps, we've earned a couple of hours to reflect.</itunes:summary>
  10212. <itunes:episode>200a</itunes:episode>
  10213. <itunes:title>Retrospective | Part 1</itunes:title>
  10214. <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
  10215. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  10216. <itunes:subtitle>For our 200th episode, The F Plus is looking at a very strange group of people called The F Plus.…</itunes:subtitle>
  10217. <itunes:duration>1:37:59</itunes:duration>
  10218. </item>
  10219. <item>
  10220. <title>201: Funding The Infowar</title>
  10221. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/201</link>
  10222. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/201</guid>
  10223. <pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2016 22:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  10224. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_201.mp3" length="57000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  10225. <description>
  10226. For a number of years, and across several different forms of media, Alex Jones has been preaching his own brand of “The Truth” and has built a following doing so. Jones has an agenda to push, but more than that, Jones also has a whole bunch of crap to sell you. That's what we're focusing on here; a whole episode dedicated only to the products sold through InfoWars, including DVDs, shirts and nutritional supplements.
  10227. We recorded this episode at the exact same time that an armed militia began their occupation of Malheur National Wildlife Refuge in Oregon. Coincidence!? Yes! </description>
  10228. <content:encoded>
  10229. <![CDATA[
  10230. <p>with:
  10231. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  10232. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  10233. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  10234. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  10235. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  10236. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  10237. </p>
  10238. <p>reading:
  10239. <code>store.infowars.com</code>
  10240. </p>
  10241. <p>Content provided by <strong>Nikaer Drekin</strong>.</p>
  10242. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  10243. <p>For a number of years, and across several different forms of media, Alex Jones has been preaching his own brand of “The Truth” and has built a following doing so. Jones has an agenda to push, but more than that, Jones also has a whole bunch of crap to sell you. That's what we're focusing on here; a whole episode dedicated only to the products sold through InfoWars, including DVDs, shirts and nutritional supplements. </p>
  10244. <p>We recorded this episode at the exact same time that an armed militia began their occupation of Malheur National Wildlife Refuge in Oregon. Coincidence!? <em>Yes!</em></p>
  10245. <p>Music used:
  10246. <ol>
  10247. <li>pAper chAse - A Little Place Called Trust</li>
  10248. <li>Portugal. The Man - Creep In A T Shirt</li>
  10249. </ol>
  10250. </p>
  10251. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>birdie</strong></p>
  10252. ]]>
  10253. </content:encoded>
  10254. <itunes:summary>For a number of years, and across several different forms of media, Alex Jones has been preaching his own brand of “The Truth” and has built a following doing so. Jones has an agenda to push, but more than that, Jones also has a whole bunch of crap to sell you. That's what we're focusing on here; a whole episode dedicated only to the products sold through InfoWars, including DVDs, shirts and nutritional supplements.
  10255. We recorded this episode at the exact same time that an armed militia began their occupation of Malheur National Wildlife Refuge in Oregon. Coincidence!? Yes!</itunes:summary>
  10256. <itunes:episode>201</itunes:episode>
  10257. <itunes:title>Funding The Infowar</itunes:title>
  10258. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  10259. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  10260. <itunes:subtitle>reading store.infowars.com</itunes:subtitle>
  10261. <itunes:duration>1:19:47</itunes:duration>
  10262. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/201/episode_201.jpg</image>
  10263. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/201/episode_201-600x600.jpg" />
  10264. </item>
  10265. <item>
  10266. <title>199: Episode #799</title>
  10267. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/199</link>
  10268. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/199</guid>
  10269. <pubDate>Thu, 31 Dec 2015 19:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  10270. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_199.mp3" length="50000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  10271. <description>
  10272. This episode comes to you from 600 episodes in the future! In that time, there are people who go to a poorly designed forum and say completely improbable things about themselves and how they got here, and these improbable things go completely unchallenged by the other posters on the forum. More importantly, they share schematics of how you can build your very own time machine.
  10273. This week, The F Plus develops really negative opinions about Einstein. </description>
  10274. <content:encoded>
  10275. <![CDATA[
  10276. <p>with:
  10277. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  10278. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  10279. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  10280. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  10281. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  10282. </p>
  10283. <p>Content provided by <strong>Amelia Blank</strong>.</p>
  10284. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  10285. <p>This episode comes to you from 600 episodes in the <em>future!</em> In that time, there are people who go to a poorly designed forum and say completely improbable things about themselves and how they got here, and these improbable things go completely unchallenged by the other posters on the forum. More importantly, they share schematics of how <em>you</em> can build your very own time machine.</p>
  10286. <p>This week, The F Plus develops really negative opinions about Einstein.</p>
  10287. <p>Music used:
  10288. <ol>
  10289. <li>Psychedelic Furs - My Time</li>
  10290. <li>Elvis Costello - Two Little Hitlers</li>
  10291. </ol>
  10292. </p>
  10293. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>birdie</strong></p>
  10294. ]]>
  10295. </content:encoded>
  10296. <itunes:summary>This episode comes to you from 600 episodes in the future! In that time, there are people who go to a poorly designed forum and say completely improbable things about themselves and how they got here, and these improbable things go completely unchallenged by the other posters on the forum. More importantly, they share schematics of how you can build your very own time machine.
  10297. This week, The F Plus develops really negative opinions about Einstein.</itunes:summary>
  10298. <itunes:episode>199</itunes:episode>
  10299. <itunes:title>Episode #799</itunes:title>
  10300. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  10301. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  10302. <itunes:subtitle>This episode comes to you from 600 episodes in the future! In that time, there are people who go to…</itunes:subtitle>
  10303. <itunes:duration>1:12:56</itunes:duration>
  10304. </item>
  10305. <item>
  10306. <title>198: Strong Body Feeble Mind</title>
  10307. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/198</link>
  10308. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/198</guid>
  10309. <pubDate>Sun, 20 Dec 2015 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  10310. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_198.mp3" length="47000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  10311. <description>
  10312. Fitness is important. I just typed that onto a keyboard after waking up with a hangover, smoking a cigarette, and then sitting in a chair staring at my computer screens for a couple hours. Sorry, what I was I talking about?
  10313. So this is a bodybuilding episode. It's pretty funny, but I'm having a lot of trouble writing an episode summary for it, so I'm just gonna type into this box for a little while and then just publish the episode like this.
  10314. This week, no homo. </description>
  10315. <content:encoded>
  10316. <![CDATA[
  10317. <p>with:
  10318. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  10319. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  10320. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  10321. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  10322. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  10323. </p>
  10324. <p>reading:
  10325. <code>bodybuilding.com</code>
  10326. <code>t-nation.com</code>
  10327. </p>
  10328. <p>Content provided by <strong>eudo,Montrith</strong>.</p>
  10329. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  10330. <p>Fitness is important. I just typed that onto a keyboard after waking up with a hangover, smoking a cigarette, and then sitting in a chair staring at my computer screens for a couple hours. Sorry, what I was I talking about?</p>
  10331. <p>So this is a bodybuilding episode. It's pretty funny, but I'm having a lot of trouble writing an episode summary for it, so I'm just gonna type into this box for a little while and then just publish the episode like this.</p>
  10332. <p>This week, no homo.</p>
  10333. <p>Music used:
  10334. <ol>
  10335. <li>Danzig - I Don't Mind The Pain</li>
  10336. <li>Danzig - Snakes of Christ</li>
  10337. </ol>
  10338. </p>
  10339. <p>This episode has chapters</p>
  10340. ]]>
  10341. </content:encoded>
  10342. <itunes:summary>Fitness is important. I just typed that onto a keyboard after waking up with a hangover, smoking a cigarette, and then sitting in a chair staring at my computer screens for a couple hours. Sorry, what I was I talking about?
  10343. So this is a bodybuilding episode. It's pretty funny, but I'm having a lot of trouble writing an episode summary for it, so I'm just gonna type into this box for a little while and then just publish the episode like this.
  10344. This week, no homo.</itunes:summary>
  10345. <itunes:episode>198</itunes:episode>
  10346. <itunes:title>Strong Body Feeble Mind</itunes:title>
  10347. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  10348. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  10349. <itunes:subtitle>reading bodybuilding.com,t-nation.com</itunes:subtitle>
  10350. <itunes:duration>1:09:02</itunes:duration>
  10351. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/198/ep198.jpg</image>
  10352. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/198/ep198-500x500.jpg" />
  10353. </item>
  10354. <item>
  10355. <title>197: Yahoo? Answers!?!?</title>
  10356. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/197</link>
  10357. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/197</guid>
  10358. <pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2015 20:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  10359. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_197.mp3" length="59000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  10360. <description>
  10361. It's been years since our last full journey to Yahoo! Answers, and it's actually kind of comforting to see how little the site has changed. From topics ranging from Race Relations in America to Anime Appreciation, as well as the ever popular &quot;Hey, how do you spell the word pregnant?&quot;, Yahoo! Answers has always been a very reliable source of baffling and unintentionally hilarious questions from across the Internet. As long as there's a question, someone will have an answer, and sometimes that answer will just raise further questions.
  10362. This week on The F Plus, Lemon just can't read the word &quot;fights&quot; for some reason. </description>
  10363. <content:encoded>
  10364. <![CDATA[
  10365. <p>with:
  10366. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  10367. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  10368. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/achilles-heelies">Achilles' Heelies</a>
  10369. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  10370. </p>
  10371. <p>reading:
  10372. <code>answers.yahoo.com</code>
  10373. </p>
  10374. <p>Content provided by <strong>Digital Walnut</strong>.</p>
  10375. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  10376. <p>It's been years since our last full journey to Yahoo! Answers, and it's actually kind of comforting to see how little the site has changed. From topics ranging from Race Relations in America to Anime Appreciation, as well as the ever popular &quot;Hey, how do you spell the word pregnant?&quot;, Yahoo! Answers has always been a very reliable source of baffling and unintentionally hilarious questions from across the Internet. As long as there's a question, someone will have an answer, and sometimes that answer will just raise further questions.</p>
  10377. <p>This week on The F Plus, Lemon just <em>can't</em> read the word &quot;fights&quot; for some reason.</p>
  10378. <p>Music used:
  10379. <ol>
  10380. <li>The Rapture: Whoo! Alright - Yeah...Uh Huh</li>
  10381. <li>Melvins - Honey Bucket</li>
  10382. </ol>
  10383. </p>
  10384. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>birdie</strong></p>
  10385. ]]>
  10386. </content:encoded>
  10387. <itunes:summary>It's been years since our last full journey to Yahoo! Answers, and it's actually kind of comforting to see how little the site has changed. From topics ranging from Race Relations in America to Anime Appreciation, as well as the ever popular &quot;Hey, how do you spell the word pregnant?&quot;, Yahoo! Answers has always been a very reliable source of baffling and unintentionally hilarious questions from across the Internet. As long as there's a question, someone will have an answer, and sometimes that answer will just raise further questions.
  10388. This week on The F Plus, Lemon just can't read the word &quot;fights&quot; for some reason.</itunes:summary>
  10389. <itunes:episode>197</itunes:episode>
  10390. <itunes:title>Yahoo? Answers!?!?</itunes:title>
  10391. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  10392. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  10393. <itunes:subtitle>reading answers.yahoo.com</itunes:subtitle>
  10394. <itunes:duration>1:13:53</itunes:duration>
  10395. </item>
  10396. <item>
  10397. <title>196: Made With Mechanically Separated Podcast Parts</title>
  10398. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/196</link>
  10399. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/196</guid>
  10400. <pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2015 21:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  10401. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_196.mp3" length="44000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  10402. <description>
  10403. There's a lot of recipe websites out there, and a lot of websites owned by giant food conglomerates. Fortunately, the internet has a way of synergizing things and these corporations provide their very own websites which encourage people to cook with their products. Looking for a salad recommendation from SPAM? A cocktail recipe by Hormel? A filling desert that includes a large quantity of Velveeta? This is vertical integration at its finest.
  10404. This week, The F Plus is cooking pad see ew with Raisin Bran. </description>
  10405. <content:encoded>
  10406. <![CDATA[
  10407. <p>with:
  10408. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  10409. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  10410. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  10411. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  10412. </p>
  10413. <p>reading:
  10414. <code>kraftrecipes.com</code>
  10415. <code>hormel.com</code>
  10416. <code>walmart.com</code>
  10417. </p>
  10418. <p>Content provided by <strong>Montrith</strong>.</p>
  10419. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  10420. <p>There's a lot of recipe websites out there, and a lot of websites owned by giant food conglomerates. Fortunately, the internet has a way of synergizing things and these corporations provide their very own websites which encourage people to cook with their products. Looking for a salad recommendation from SPAM? A cocktail recipe by Hormel? A filling desert that includes a large quantity of Velveeta? This is vertical integration at its finest.</p>
  10421. <p>This week, The F Plus is cooking pad see ew with Raisin Bran.</p>
  10422. <p>Music used:
  10423. <ol>
  10424. <li>R. Kelly - Remix To Ignition</li>
  10425. <li>Hot Chip - Crap Kraft Dinner</li>
  10426. </ol>
  10427. </p>
  10428. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>birdie</strong></p>
  10429. ]]>
  10430. </content:encoded>
  10431. <itunes:summary>There's a lot of recipe websites out there, and a lot of websites owned by giant food conglomerates. Fortunately, the internet has a way of synergizing things and these corporations provide their very own websites which encourage people to cook with their products. Looking for a salad recommendation from SPAM? A cocktail recipe by Hormel? A filling desert that includes a large quantity of Velveeta? This is vertical integration at its finest.
  10432. This week, The F Plus is cooking pad see ew with Raisin Bran.</itunes:summary>
  10433. <itunes:episode>196</itunes:episode>
  10434. <itunes:title>Made With Mechanically Separated Podcast Parts</itunes:title>
  10435. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  10436. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  10437. <itunes:subtitle>reading kraftrecipes.com,hormel.com,walmart.com</itunes:subtitle>
  10438. <itunes:duration>1:03:58</itunes:duration>
  10439. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/196/ep196.jpg</image>
  10440. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/196/ep196-500x500.jpg" />
  10441. </item>
  10442. <item>
  10443. <title>195: Heaven And Urth</title>
  10444. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/195</link>
  10445. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/195</guid>
  10446. <pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2015 17:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  10447. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_195.mp3" length="63000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  10448. <description>
  10449. Urth looks and plays like the world's shittiest video game. The creators insist that Urth is not a game (which is why they call it Urth the Game), but a path to prosperity, a tool for resurrecting the dead, a meditation conduit to alleviate your fears, and a method for winning the lottery - not for the money, just, you know, to prove you can. But video game or not, you're still moving a man in a labyrinth to min-max your Spirituality.
  10450. This week, The F Plus is droppin' payloadz all over the place.
  10451. </description>
  10452. <content:encoded>
  10453. <![CDATA[
  10454. <p>with:
  10455. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  10456. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  10457. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  10458. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/j-w-friedman">J W Friedman</a>
  10459. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  10460. </p>
  10461. <p>reading:
  10462. <code>urthgame.com</code>
  10463. </p>
  10464. <p>Content provided by <strong>Heavenator</strong>.</p>
  10465. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  10466. <p>Urth looks and plays like the world's shittiest video game. The creators insist that Urth is not a game (which is why they call it Urth the Game), but a path to prosperity, a tool for resurrecting the dead, a meditation conduit to alleviate your fears, and a method for winning the lottery - not for the money, just, you know, to prove you can. But video game or not, you're still moving a man in a labyrinth to min-max your Spirituality.</p>
  10467. <p>This week, The F Plus is droppin' payloadz all over the place.</p>
  10468. <figure class="video"><iframe src="//youtube.com/embed/xS3vj31hlv0" frameborder="0" webkitallowfullscreen="true" mozallowfullscreen="true" allowfullscreen="true"></iframe></figure>
  10469. <p>Music used:
  10470. <ol>
  10471. <li>Dr. Octagon - Earth People</li>
  10472. <li>The Limousines - The Future</li>
  10473. </ol>
  10474. </p>
  10475. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>birdie</strong></p>
  10476. ]]>
  10477. </content:encoded>
  10478. <itunes:summary>Urth looks and plays like the world's shittiest video game. The creators insist that Urth is not a game (which is why they call it Urth the Game), but a path to prosperity, a tool for resurrecting the dead, a meditation conduit to alleviate your fears, and a method for winning the lottery - not for the money, just, you know, to prove you can. But video game or not, you're still moving a man in a labyrinth to min-max your Spirituality.
  10479. This week, The F Plus is droppin' payloadz all over the place.
  10480. </itunes:summary>
  10481. <itunes:episode>195</itunes:episode>
  10482. <itunes:title>Heaven And Urth</itunes:title>
  10483. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  10484. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  10485. <itunes:subtitle>reading urthgame.com</itunes:subtitle>
  10486. <itunes:duration>1:09:39</itunes:duration>
  10487. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/195/ep195.jpg</image>
  10488. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/195/ep195-391x391.jpg" />
  10489. </item>
  10490. <item>
  10491. <title>194: r/ecuseyourself</title>
  10492. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/194</link>
  10493. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/194</guid>
  10494. <pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2015 19:12:00 CST</pubDate>
  10495. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_194.mp3" length="65000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  10496. <description>
  10497. No matter who you are, Reddit has something for everyone. A few examples include: complaining about women, complaining about video games, complaining about women playing video games, or (to our collective delight) sharing your terrible drawings of dragons.
  10498. &quot;But what about me?&quot; asks the person who wants legal advice. &quot;Where can I go to seek legal advice over... say... me being fined $2,500 by the man for thoughtcrime?&quot; Welcome to r/legaladvice, weary traveler! Why not order a flagon of ale and share your embarrassing and impending legal doom?
  10499. This week, we're having a sale on Oxy Cotton! </description>
  10500. <content:encoded>
  10501. <![CDATA[
  10502. <p>with:
  10503. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  10504. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  10505. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  10506. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  10507. </p>
  10508. <p>reading:
  10509. <code>reddit.com</code>
  10510. </p>
  10511. <p>Content provided by <strong>Cheapskate</strong>.</p>
  10512. <p>Edited by <strong>STOG</strong>.</p>
  10513. <p>No matter who you are, Reddit has something for everyone. A few examples include: complaining about women, complaining about video games, complaining about women playing video games, or (to our collective delight) sharing your terrible drawings of dragons.</p>
  10514. <p>&quot;But what about me?&quot; asks the person who wants legal advice. &quot;Where can I go to seek legal advice over... say... me being fined $2,500 by the man for thoughtcrime?&quot; Welcome to r/legaladvice, weary traveler! Why not order a flagon of ale and share your embarrassing and impending legal doom? </p>
  10515. <p>This week, we're having a sale on Oxy Cotton!</p>
  10516. <p>Music used:
  10517. <ol>
  10518. <li>Hot Snakes - Braintrust</li>
  10519. <li>Hot Chip - Arrest Yourself</li>
  10520. </ol>
  10521. </p>
  10522. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>birdie</strong></p>
  10523. ]]>
  10524. </content:encoded>
  10525. <itunes:summary>No matter who you are, Reddit has something for everyone. A few examples include: complaining about women, complaining about video games, complaining about women playing video games, or (to our collective delight) sharing your terrible drawings of dragons.
  10526. &quot;But what about me?&quot; asks the person who wants legal advice. &quot;Where can I go to seek legal advice over... say... me being fined $2,500 by the man for thoughtcrime?&quot; Welcome to r/legaladvice, weary traveler! Why not order a flagon of ale and share your embarrassing and impending legal doom?
  10527. This week, we're having a sale on Oxy Cotton!</itunes:summary>
  10528. <itunes:episode>194</itunes:episode>
  10529. <itunes:title>r/ecuseyourself</itunes:title>
  10530. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  10531. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  10532. <itunes:subtitle>reading reddit.com</itunes:subtitle>
  10533. <itunes:duration>1:11:07</itunes:duration>
  10534. </item>
  10535. <item>
  10536. <title>193: The Thing You Like In Pain</title>
  10537. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/193</link>
  10538. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/193</guid>
  10539. <pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2015 16:10:00 CST</pubDate>
  10540. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_193.mp3" length="48000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  10541. <description>
  10542. Fanfiction is a complicated artistic endeavor. To connect with an audience, a writer needs to exploit a subject that resonates with an audience, and then serve concept, dialogue and action which the audience would find pleasing. Or, if you're the people behind imaginensfwoah, you skip all of that completely. The characters are non-specific, the setting is non-specific, but the action taking place is 100% disgusting. This is very much one of the grosser F Plus episodes, just prepare yourself for that.
  10543. This week, The F Plus is creeped out by that fifth dentist. </description>
  10544. <content:encoded>
  10545. <![CDATA[
  10546. <p>with:
  10547. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  10548. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  10549. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  10550. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  10551. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  10552. </p>
  10553. <p>reading:
  10554. <code>imaginensfwoah.tumblr.com</code>
  10555. </p>
  10556. <p>Content provided by <strong>Positronic</strong>.</p>
  10557. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  10558. <p>Fanfiction is a complicated artistic endeavor. To connect with an audience, a writer needs to exploit a subject that resonates with an audience, and then serve concept, dialogue and action which the audience would find pleasing. Or, if you're the people behind imaginensfwoah, you skip all of that completely. The characters are non-specific, the setting is non-specific, but the action taking place is 100% disgusting. This is very much one of the grosser F Plus episodes, just prepare yourself for that.</p>
  10559. <p>This week, The F Plus is creeped out by that fifth dentist.</p>
  10560. <p>Music used:
  10561. <ol>
  10562. <li>KMFDM - Disgust</li>
  10563. <li>Fear Factory - Martyr</li>
  10564. </ol>
  10565. </p>
  10566. ]]>
  10567. </content:encoded>
  10568. <itunes:summary>Fanfiction is a complicated artistic endeavor. To connect with an audience, a writer needs to exploit a subject that resonates with an audience, and then serve concept, dialogue and action which the audience would find pleasing. Or, if you're the people behind imaginensfwoah, you skip all of that completely. The characters are non-specific, the setting is non-specific, but the action taking place is 100% disgusting. This is very much one of the grosser F Plus episodes, just prepare yourself for that.
  10569. This week, The F Plus is creeped out by that fifth dentist.</itunes:summary>
  10570. <itunes:episode>193</itunes:episode>
  10571. <itunes:title>The Thing You Like In Pain</itunes:title>
  10572. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  10573. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  10574. <itunes:subtitle>reading imaginensfwoah.tumblr.com</itunes:subtitle>
  10575. <itunes:duration>1:10:51</itunes:duration>
  10576. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/193/ep193.jpg</image>
  10577. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/193/ep193-500x500.jpg" />
  10578. </item>
  10579. <item>
  10580. <title>192: Patent Pretending</title>
  10581. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/192</link>
  10582. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/192</guid>
  10583. <pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2015 15:30:00 CST</pubDate>
  10584. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_192.mp3" length="58000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  10585. <description>
  10586. Okay, we've spent a couple episodes highlighting the brilliance of people who consider themselves &quot;idea people&quot;, but now it's time to spend some time thinking about the other end of the supply chain. Idea Connection is a website that caters to customers who are looking for a terrific idea that they can purchase from the website, along with any relevant patents for this idea. There's only one small problem to this: These customers do not exist because these ideas are really stupid.
  10587. This week, The F Plus is getting verbally abusive with our GPS devices. </description>
  10588. <content:encoded>
  10589. <![CDATA[
  10590. <p>with:
  10591. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  10592. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  10593. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  10594. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lou-fernandez">Lou Fernandez</a>
  10595. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  10596. </p>
  10597. <p>reading:
  10598. <code>ideaconnection.com</code>
  10599. </p>
  10600. <p>Content provided by <strong>Montrith</strong>.</p>
  10601. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  10602. <p>Okay, we've spent a couple episodes highlighting the brilliance of people who consider themselves &quot;idea people&quot;, but now it's time to spend some time thinking about the other end of the supply chain. Idea Connection is a website that caters to customers who are looking for a terrific idea that they can purchase from the website, along with any relevant patents for this idea. There's only <em>one</em> small problem to this: These customers do not exist because these ideas are really stupid.</p>
  10603. <p>This week, The F Plus is getting verbally abusive with our GPS devices.</p>
  10604. <p>Music used:
  10605. <ol>
  10606. <li>Franklin - Inventor of Loud</li>
  10607. <li>The Chameleons - Up The Down Escalator</li>
  10608. </ol>
  10609. </p>
  10610. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>birdie</strong></p>
  10611. ]]>
  10612. </content:encoded>
  10613. <itunes:summary>Okay, we've spent a couple episodes highlighting the brilliance of people who consider themselves &quot;idea people&quot;, but now it's time to spend some time thinking about the other end of the supply chain. Idea Connection is a website that caters to customers who are looking for a terrific idea that they can purchase from the website, along with any relevant patents for this idea. There's only one small problem to this: These customers do not exist because these ideas are really stupid.
  10614. This week, The F Plus is getting verbally abusive with our GPS devices.</itunes:summary>
  10615. <itunes:episode>192</itunes:episode>
  10616. <itunes:title>Patent Pretending</itunes:title>
  10617. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  10618. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  10619. <itunes:subtitle>reading ideaconnection.com</itunes:subtitle>
  10620. <itunes:duration>1:20:12</itunes:duration>
  10621. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/192/ep192.jpg</image>
  10622. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/192/ep192-500x500.jpg" />
  10623. </item>
  10624. <item>
  10625. <title>live4a: F Plus Live 4 | Part One</title>
  10626. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/live4a</link>
  10627. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/live4a</guid>
  10628. <pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2015 12:58:00 CST</pubDate>
  10629. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_live_4a.mp3" length="38000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  10630. <description>
  10631. This is the audio for F Plus Live, part 1. All of these recordings are also available on video, thanks to Mique. We've put together an F Plus Live 4 playlist right here.
  10632. We'll confess up front that the audio is... well, it's as good as it is. Lemon spent many hours trying to clean up the sounds, and believes it's good enough. But the content is what matters.
  10633. The audio and video were each cut differently, each contain stuff the other doesn't.
  10634. Part One Contains
  10635.  
  10636. Frank West: Bipartisanship by Roscavenbar
  10637. STOG: Sonic the Hedgehog: World War 2 Dragon by DarkDoomFireMaster
  10638. Jack Chick: Vampires, Werewolves and Sparrow OH MY! by Kameya Sparrow
  10639. The Not Ready For YouTube Players: Friday the 13th Part 11 Jason Vorhees by Jason Seamone
  10640.  
  10641. </description>
  10642. <content:encoded>
  10643. <![CDATA[
  10644. <p>with:
  10645. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  10646. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  10647. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  10648. </p>
  10649. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  10650. <p>This is the audio for F Plus Live, part 1. All of these recordings are also available on video, thanks to Mique. We've put together an F Plus Live 4 playlist <a href="https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLbDEABAdDXRXFljldOh2tpa0qPzkUkjmG">right here</a>.</p>
  10651. <p>We'll confess up front that the audio is... well, it's as good as it is. Lemon spent many hours trying to clean up the sounds, and believes it's good enough. But the content is what matters.</p>
  10652. <p>The audio and video were each cut differently, each contain stuff the other doesn't.</p>
  10653. <h4>Part One Contains</h4>
  10654. <ol>
  10655. <li><strong>Frank West</strong>: Bipartisanship <em>by Roscavenbar</em></li>
  10656. <li><strong>STOG</strong>: Sonic the Hedgehog: World War 2 Dragon <em>by DarkDoomFireMaster</em></li>
  10657. <li><strong>Jack Chick</strong>: Vampires, Werewolves and Sparrow OH MY! <em>by Kameya Sparrow</em></li>
  10658. <li><strong>The Not Ready For YouTube Players</strong>: Friday the 13th Part 11 Jason Vorhees <em>by Jason Seamone</em></li>
  10659. </ol>
  10660. <figure class="video"><iframe src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/videoseries?list=PLbDEABAdDXRXFljldOh2tpa0qPzkUkjmG" frameborder="0" webkitallowfullscreen="true" mozallowfullscreen="true" allowfullscreen="true"></iframe></figure>
  10661. ]]>
  10662. </content:encoded>
  10663. <itunes:summary>This is the audio for F Plus Live, part 1. All of these recordings are also available on video, thanks to Mique. We've put together an F Plus Live 4 playlist right here.
  10664. We'll confess up front that the audio is... well, it's as good as it is. Lemon spent many hours trying to clean up the sounds, and believes it's good enough. But the content is what matters.
  10665. The audio and video were each cut differently, each contain stuff the other doesn't.
  10666. Part One Contains
  10667.  
  10668. Frank West: Bipartisanship by Roscavenbar
  10669. STOG: Sonic the Hedgehog: World War 2 Dragon by DarkDoomFireMaster
  10670. Jack Chick: Vampires, Werewolves and Sparrow OH MY! by Kameya Sparrow
  10671. The Not Ready For YouTube Players: Friday the 13th Part 11 Jason Vorhees by Jason Seamone
  10672.  
  10673. </itunes:summary>
  10674. <itunes:episode>live4a</itunes:episode>
  10675. <itunes:title>F Plus Live 4 | Part One</itunes:title>
  10676. <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
  10677. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  10678. <itunes:subtitle>This is the audio for F Plus Live, part 1. All of these recordings are also available on video,…</itunes:subtitle>
  10679. <itunes:duration>0:56:33</itunes:duration>
  10680. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/live4a/live4a.jpg</image>
  10681. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/live4a/live4a-600x600.jpg" />
  10682. </item>
  10683. <item>
  10684. <title>live4b: F Plus Live 4 | Part Two</title>
  10685. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/live4b</link>
  10686. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/live4b</guid>
  10687. <pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2015 16:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  10688. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_live_4b.mp3" length="41000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  10689. <description>
  10690. Part two goes to different places as we invite the lads from I Don't Even Own A Television to read what they've found. Also, while Adam Bozarth and Nutshell Gulag couldn't make it to the live show, they were kind enough to put together video packages in their stead. Lastly, there's a scene for a detective show (?) and STOG plays a dog.
  10691. This one has a two remote segments that only exist in the YouTube playlist.
  10692. Part Two Contains
  10693.  
  10694. Nutshell Gulag cooks something (video only)
  10695. Adam Bozarth I Want To Be Banksy (video only)
  10696. bumpgrrl I Just Walk Away by MadHat886
  10697. Chris Collision The Worst Days: Part One by Jared E. Smith
  10698. J W Friedman Enter the Wutang Clan by MrVoltz
  10699. The Not Ready For YouTube Players: My Dark Dreams by Tony Clementz
  10700.  
  10701. </description>
  10702. <content:encoded>
  10703. <![CDATA[
  10704. <p>with:
  10705. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  10706. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  10707. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bumpgrrl">bumpgrrl</a>
  10708. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/chris-collision">Chris Collision</a>
  10709. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/j-w-friedman">J W Friedman</a>
  10710. </p>
  10711. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  10712. <p>Part two goes to different places as we invite the lads from I Don't Even Own A Television to read what they've found. Also, while Adam Bozarth and Nutshell Gulag couldn't make it to the live show, they were kind enough to put together video packages in their stead. Lastly, there's a scene for a detective show (?) and STOG plays a dog.</p>
  10713. <p>This one has a two remote segments that only exist in the <a href="https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLbDEABAdDXRXFljldOh2tpa0qPzkUkjmG">YouTube playlist</a>.</p>
  10714. <h4>Part Two Contains</h4>
  10715. <ol>
  10716. <li><strong>Nutshell Gulag</strong> cooks something (video only)</li>
  10717. <li><strong>Adam Bozarth</strong> I Want To Be Banksy (video only)</li>
  10718. <li><strong>bumpgrrl</strong> I Just Walk Away <em>by MadHat886</em></li>
  10719. <li><strong>Chris Collision</strong> The Worst Days: Part One <em>by Jared E. Smith</em></li>
  10720. <li><strong>J W Friedman</strong> Enter the Wutang Clan <em>by MrVoltz</em></li>
  10721. <li><strong>The Not Ready For YouTube Players</strong>: My Dark Dreams <em>by Tony Clementz</em></li>
  10722. </ol>
  10723. <figure class="video"><iframe src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/qkJbmsNtYfA?list=PLbDEABAdDXRXFljldOh2tpa0qPzkUkjmG" frameborder="0" webkitallowfullscreen="true" mozallowfullscreen="true" allowfullscreen="true"></iframe></figure>
  10724. <p>Music used:
  10725. <ol>
  10726. <li>Scott Gratton - Electro Lab</li>
  10727. </ol>
  10728. </p>
  10729. ]]>
  10730. </content:encoded>
  10731. <itunes:summary>Part two goes to different places as we invite the lads from I Don't Even Own A Television to read what they've found. Also, while Adam Bozarth and Nutshell Gulag couldn't make it to the live show, they were kind enough to put together video packages in their stead. Lastly, there's a scene for a detective show (?) and STOG plays a dog.
  10732. This one has a two remote segments that only exist in the YouTube playlist.
  10733. Part Two Contains
  10734.  
  10735. Nutshell Gulag cooks something (video only)
  10736. Adam Bozarth I Want To Be Banksy (video only)
  10737. bumpgrrl I Just Walk Away by MadHat886
  10738. Chris Collision The Worst Days: Part One by Jared E. Smith
  10739. J W Friedman Enter the Wutang Clan by MrVoltz
  10740. The Not Ready For YouTube Players: My Dark Dreams by Tony Clementz
  10741.  
  10742. </itunes:summary>
  10743. <itunes:episode>live4b</itunes:episode>
  10744. <itunes:title>F Plus Live 4 | Part Two</itunes:title>
  10745. <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
  10746. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  10747. <itunes:subtitle>Part two goes to different places as we invite the lads from I Don't Even Own A Television to read…</itunes:subtitle>
  10748. <itunes:duration>1:00:55</itunes:duration>
  10749. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/live4b/live4b.jpg</image>
  10750. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/live4b/live4b-600x600.jpg" />
  10751. </item>
  10752. <item>
  10753. <title>live4c: F Plus Live 4 | Part Three</title>
  10754. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/live4c</link>
  10755. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/live4c</guid>
  10756. <pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2015 12:56:00 CST</pubDate>
  10757. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_live_4c.mp3" length="44000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  10758. <description>
  10759. Part Three of F Plus Live 4 is brought to you by Wow, That's Almost The 90's
  10760. Part Three Contains
  10761.  
  10762. Bunnybread: about four minutes of ad copy (audio only)
  10763. Adam Bozarth: Masturbate Night In America and A Girl (video only)
  10764. Boots Raingear: The Defenestration of Cornelius Fudge by Qoheleth
  10765. Lemon Butter Me Up by Pandanarchy
  10766. Kumquatxop Harry Potter and the Horcrux of the Future by selenepotter
  10767. Chris Collision &amp; STOG: The Sky Is Falling! by  E. B. McMillan
  10768.  
  10769. </description>
  10770. <content:encoded>
  10771. <![CDATA[
  10772. <p>with:
  10773. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  10774. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  10775. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  10776. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  10777. </p>
  10778. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  10779. <p>Part Three of F Plus Live 4 is brought to you by <em>Wow, That's Almost The 90's</em></p>
  10780. <h4>Part Three Contains</h4>
  10781. <ol>
  10782. <li><strong>Bunnybread</strong>: about four minutes of ad copy (audio only)</li>
  10783. <li><strong>Adam Bozarth</strong>: Masturbate Night In America and A Girl (video only)</li>
  10784. <li><strong>Boots Raingear</strong>: The Defenestration of Cornelius Fudge <em>by Qoheleth</em></li>
  10785. <li><strong>Lemon</strong> Butter Me Up <em>by Pandanarchy</em></li>
  10786. <li><strong>Kumquatxop</strong> Harry Potter and the Horcrux of the Future <em>by selenepotter</em></li>
  10787. <li><strong>Chris Collision &amp; STOG</strong>: The Sky Is Falling! <em>by  E. B. McMillan</em></li>
  10788. </ol>
  10789. <figure class="video"><iframe src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/tq74s08BsVs?list=PLbDEABAdDXRXFljldOh2tpa0qPzkUkjmG" frameborder="0" webkitallowfullscreen="true" mozallowfullscreen="true" allowfullscreen="true"></iframe></figure>
  10790. ]]>
  10791. </content:encoded>
  10792. <itunes:summary>Part Three of F Plus Live 4 is brought to you by Wow, That's Almost The 90's
  10793. Part Three Contains
  10794.  
  10795. Bunnybread: about four minutes of ad copy (audio only)
  10796. Adam Bozarth: Masturbate Night In America and A Girl (video only)
  10797. Boots Raingear: The Defenestration of Cornelius Fudge by Qoheleth
  10798. Lemon Butter Me Up by Pandanarchy
  10799. Kumquatxop Harry Potter and the Horcrux of the Future by selenepotter
  10800. Chris Collision &amp; STOG: The Sky Is Falling! by  E. B. McMillan
  10801.  
  10802. </itunes:summary>
  10803. <itunes:episode>live4c</itunes:episode>
  10804. <itunes:title>F Plus Live 4 | Part Three</itunes:title>
  10805. <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
  10806. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  10807. <itunes:subtitle>Part Three of F Plus Live 4 is brought to you by Wow, That's Almost The 90's Part Three Contains …</itunes:subtitle>
  10808. <itunes:duration>1:04:07</itunes:duration>
  10809. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/live4c/live4c.jpg</image>
  10810. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/live4c/live4c-600x600.jpg" />
  10811. </item>
  10812. <item>
  10813. <title>191: The Merchants of Urine</title>
  10814. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/191</link>
  10815. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/191</guid>
  10816. <pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2015 13:25:00 CST</pubDate>
  10817. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_191.mp3" length="36000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  10818. <description>
  10819. Have you ever been out in the middle of nowhere, probably camping or playing golf, and then realizing you really, really need to pee? Have you ever entertained the idea of being the secret MacGuyver of peeing, using a machine to discreetly empty your bladder while chatting with company? No? Okay, well, have you ever spent late nights on the Internet, looking for synthetic pee to go with your 'peeing robot' costume for Halloween? Not that either? Um... okay. Well, congratulations! Here's an episode about urine and urine accessories.
  10820. This week, The F Plus has a few thousand photos to look at. </description>
  10821. <content:encoded>
  10822. <![CDATA[
  10823. <p>with:
  10824. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  10825. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  10826. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  10827. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  10828. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  10829. </p>
  10830. <p>reading:
  10831. <code>quickfixurine.com</code>
  10832. <code>uroclub.com</code>
  10833. <code>stadiumpal.com</code>
  10834. <code>amazon.com</code>
  10835. </p>
  10836. <p>Content provided by <strong>BomberJacket</strong>.</p>
  10837. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  10838. <p>Have you ever been out in the middle of nowhere, probably camping or playing golf, and then realizing you really, really need to pee? Have you ever entertained the idea of being the secret MacGuyver of peeing, using a machine to discreetly empty your bladder while chatting with company? No? Okay, well, have you ever spent late nights on the Internet, looking for synthetic pee to go with your 'peeing robot' costume for Halloween? Not that either? Um... okay. Well, congratulations! Here's an episode about urine and urine accessories.</p>
  10839. <p>This week, The F Plus has a few thousand photos to look at.</p>
  10840. <p>Music used:
  10841. <ol>
  10842. <li>Rocket From The Crypt - Bucket Of Piss</li>
  10843. <li>Del Tha Funkee Homosapien - Pissin On Your Steps</li>
  10844. </ol>
  10845. </p>
  10846. ]]>
  10847. </content:encoded>
  10848. <itunes:summary>Have you ever been out in the middle of nowhere, probably camping or playing golf, and then realizing you really, really need to pee? Have you ever entertained the idea of being the secret MacGuyver of peeing, using a machine to discreetly empty your bladder while chatting with company? No? Okay, well, have you ever spent late nights on the Internet, looking for synthetic pee to go with your 'peeing robot' costume for Halloween? Not that either? Um... okay. Well, congratulations! Here's an episode about urine and urine accessories.
  10849. This week, The F Plus has a few thousand photos to look at.</itunes:summary>
  10850. <itunes:episode>191</itunes:episode>
  10851. <itunes:title>The Merchants of Urine</itunes:title>
  10852. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  10853. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  10854. <itunes:subtitle>reading quickfixurine.com, uroclub.com, stadiumpal.com, amazon.com</itunes:subtitle>
  10855. <itunes:duration>51:18</itunes:duration>
  10856. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/191/ep191.jpg</image>
  10857. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/191/ep191-400x400.jpg" />
  10858. </item>
  10859. <item>
  10860. <title>190: Welcome To Planet Thumbsucker</title>
  10861. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/190</link>
  10862. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/190</guid>
  10863. <pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2015 10:55:00 CST</pubDate>
  10864. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_190.mp3" length="66000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  10865. <description>
  10866. Life is a scary and emotionally draining thing. So it's understandable that we deal with stress, loneliness and fear by using various coping mechanisms. We drink, we smoke, we have casual sex, and sometimes, we suck our thumbs. Nothing about this is terribly weird or shocking, right? Well,  how about you spend an hour listening to internet spew about thumbsucking and see how you feel afterwards?
  10867. This week, The F Plus pays very close attention to what thumb Cathy is sucking on. </description>
  10868. <content:encoded>
  10869. <![CDATA[
  10870. <p>with:
  10871. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  10872. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  10873. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  10874. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/j-w-friedman">J W Friedman</a>
  10875. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  10876. </p>
  10877. <p>reading:
  10878. <code>thumbsuckingadults.com</code>
  10879. </p>
  10880. <p>Content provided by <strong>Captain Laser Pants</strong>.</p>
  10881. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  10882. <p>Life is a scary and emotionally draining thing. So it's understandable that we deal with stress, loneliness and fear by using various coping mechanisms. We drink, we smoke, we have casual sex, and sometimes, we suck our thumbs. Nothing about this is terribly weird or shocking, right? Well,  how about you spend an hour listening to internet spew about thumbsucking and see how you feel afterwards?</p>
  10883. <p>This week, The F Plus pays very close attention to what thumb Cathy is sucking on.</p>
  10884. <p>Music used:
  10885. <ol>
  10886. <li>GWAR - I Suck On My Thumb</li>
  10887. <li>Ivor Cutler - A Suck Of My Thumb</li>
  10888. </ol>
  10889. </p>
  10890. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>birdie</strong></p>
  10891. ]]>
  10892. </content:encoded>
  10893. <itunes:summary>Life is a scary and emotionally draining thing. So it's understandable that we deal with stress, loneliness and fear by using various coping mechanisms. We drink, we smoke, we have casual sex, and sometimes, we suck our thumbs. Nothing about this is terribly weird or shocking, right? Well,  how about you spend an hour listening to internet spew about thumbsucking and see how you feel afterwards?
  10894. This week, The F Plus pays very close attention to what thumb Cathy is sucking on.</itunes:summary>
  10895. <itunes:episode>190</itunes:episode>
  10896. <itunes:title>Welcome To Planet Thumbsucker</itunes:title>
  10897. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  10898. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  10899. <itunes:subtitle>reading thumbsuckingadults.com</itunes:subtitle>
  10900. <itunes:duration>1:08:52</itunes:duration>
  10901. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/190/ep190.jpg</image>
  10902. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/190/ep190-500x500.jpg" />
  10903. </item>
  10904. <item>
  10905. <title>189: Paranormal Stupidity</title>
  10906. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/189</link>
  10907. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/189</guid>
  10908. <pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2015 13:30:00 CST</pubDate>
  10909. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_189.mp3" length="46000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  10910. <description>
  10911. It's time for some spooky ghost stories! The website my-paranormal-experience.com is one man's mission to document other people's experiences with ghosts, psychics and other paranormal hullabaloo. This is all presented as fact, because why wouldn't it be? Learn about supernatural experiences that are completely unexplainable by any scientific rationale, like Netflix getting turned off or someone being angry.
  10912. This week, The F Plus is... Steve?
  10913. PS: Chris Collision apologizes in advance for his audio. He'll sound better at F Plus Live: A Two Day Event! </description>
  10914. <content:encoded>
  10915. <![CDATA[
  10916. <p>with:
  10917. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  10918. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  10919. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  10920. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/chris-collision">Chris Collision</a>
  10921. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  10922. </p>
  10923. <p>reading:
  10924. <code>my-paranormal-experience.com</code>
  10925. </p>
  10926. <p>Content provided by <strong>Mitzy Rae And Brojack</strong>.</p>
  10927. <p>Edited by <strong>Adam Bozarth</strong>.</p>
  10928. <p>It's time for some spooky ghost stories! The website my-paranormal-experience.com is one man's mission to document other people's experiences with ghosts, psychics and other paranormal hullabaloo. This is all presented as fact, because why wouldn't it be? Learn about supernatural experiences that are completely unexplainable by any scientific rationale, like Netflix getting turned off or someone being angry.</p>
  10929. <p>This week, The F Plus is... Steve?</p>
  10930. <p>PS: Chris Collision apologizes in advance for his audio. He'll sound better at <a href="//thefpl.us/wrote/the-f-plus-live-announcement">F Plus Live</a>: A Two Day Event!</p>
  10931. <p>Music used:
  10932. <ol>
  10933. <li>Bach - Toccata and Fugue in D Minor</li>
  10934. <li>The Decemberists - Apology Song</li>
  10935. </ol>
  10936. </p>
  10937. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>birdie</strong></p>
  10938. ]]>
  10939. </content:encoded>
  10940. <itunes:summary>It's time for some spooky ghost stories! The website my-paranormal-experience.com is one man's mission to document other people's experiences with ghosts, psychics and other paranormal hullabaloo. This is all presented as fact, because why wouldn't it be? Learn about supernatural experiences that are completely unexplainable by any scientific rationale, like Netflix getting turned off or someone being angry.
  10941. This week, The F Plus is... Steve?
  10942. PS: Chris Collision apologizes in advance for his audio. He'll sound better at F Plus Live: A Two Day Event!</itunes:summary>
  10943. <itunes:episode>189</itunes:episode>
  10944. <itunes:title>Paranormal Stupidity</itunes:title>
  10945. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  10946. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  10947. <itunes:subtitle>reading my-paranormal-experience.com</itunes:subtitle>
  10948. <itunes:duration>1:07:55</itunes:duration>
  10949. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/189/ep189.jpg</image>
  10950. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/189/ep189-400x400.jpg" />
  10951. </item>
  10952. <item>
  10953. <title>188: We Still Have Questions</title>
  10954. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/188</link>
  10955. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/188</guid>
  10956. <pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2015 09:05:00 CST</pubDate>
  10957. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_188.mp3" length="65000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  10958. <description>
  10959. We've asked a lot of questions on this podcast, but often the answers have not been satisfactory. I'm sure that's a trend that's going to change as we visit Quora: A top-ranked question &amp; answer aggregator  with a billion dollar valuation and the slogan &quot;The best answers to any question&quot;. So we're all feeling super confident we'll get the best answers to questions like &quot;Can Plants Fart?&quot;, &quot;Why Aren't There Dinosaur Ghosts?&quot;  and of course the perennial favorite &quot;How Can I Increase My Sex Power?&quot;
  10960. This week, The F Plus is being very progressive with our fetishes. </description>
  10961. <content:encoded>
  10962. <![CDATA[
  10963. <p>with:
  10964. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  10965. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/cheapskate">Cheapskate</a>
  10966. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  10967. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  10968. </p>
  10969. <p>reading:
  10970. <code>quora.com</code>
  10971. </p>
  10972. <p>Content provided by <strong>Old Zircon</strong>.</p>
  10973. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  10974. <p>We've asked a lot of questions on this podcast, but often the answers have not been satisfactory. I'm <em>sure</em> that's a trend that's going to change as we visit Quora: A top-ranked question &amp; answer aggregator  with a billion dollar valuation and the slogan &quot;The best answers to any question&quot;. So we're all feeling super confident we'll get the <em>best answers</em> to questions like &quot;Can Plants Fart?&quot;, &quot;Why Aren't There Dinosaur Ghosts?&quot;  and of course the perennial favorite &quot;How Can I Increase My Sex Power?&quot;</p>
  10975. <p>This week, The F Plus is being very progressive with our fetishes.</p>
  10976. <p>Music used:
  10977. <ol>
  10978. <li>Bad Religion- The Answer</li>
  10979. <li>Frank Zappa- Why does it hurt when I pee?​</li>
  10980. </ol>
  10981. </p>
  10982. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>birdie</strong></p>
  10983. ]]>
  10984. </content:encoded>
  10985. <itunes:summary>We've asked a lot of questions on this podcast, but often the answers have not been satisfactory. I'm sure that's a trend that's going to change as we visit Quora: A top-ranked question &amp; answer aggregator  with a billion dollar valuation and the slogan &quot;The best answers to any question&quot;. So we're all feeling super confident we'll get the best answers to questions like &quot;Can Plants Fart?&quot;, &quot;Why Aren't There Dinosaur Ghosts?&quot;  and of course the perennial favorite &quot;How Can I Increase My Sex Power?&quot;
  10986. This week, The F Plus is being very progressive with our fetishes.</itunes:summary>
  10987. <itunes:episode>188</itunes:episode>
  10988. <itunes:title>We Still Have Questions</itunes:title>
  10989. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  10990. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  10991. <itunes:subtitle>reading quora.com</itunes:subtitle>
  10992. <itunes:duration>1:03:43</itunes:duration>
  10993. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/188/ep188.jpg</image>
  10994. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/188/ep188-400x400.jpg" />
  10995. </item>
  10996. <item>
  10997. <title>187: Attack Of The 50 Ft Episode</title>
  10998. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/187</link>
  10999. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/187</guid>
  11000. <pubDate>Sat, 05 Sep 2015 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  11001. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_187.mp3" length="52000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  11002. <description>
  11003. This episode is going to be huge! And other such puns about size, because for this episode we're looking at the confusing world of giantesses and shrunken men;  These are people for whom the height of sexuality is found when two bodies are completely sexually incompatible with each other.
  11004. This week, The F Plus opens our own fetish consultancy firm. </description>
  11005. <content:encoded>
  11006. <![CDATA[
  11007. <p>with:
  11008. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  11009. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  11010. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  11011. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  11012. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  11013. </p>
  11014. <p>reading:
  11015. <code>giantess.net</code>
  11016. <code>giantessworld.net</code>
  11017. </p>
  11018. <p>Content provided by <strong>Caroline</strong>.</p>
  11019. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  11020. <p>This episode is going to be huge! And other such puns about size, because for this episode we're looking at the confusing world of giantesses and shrunken men;  These are people for whom the height of sexuality is found when two bodies are completely sexually incompatible with each other.</p>
  11021. <p>This week, The F Plus opens our own fetish consultancy firm.</p>
  11022. <p>Music used:
  11023. <ol>
  11024. <li>The Carnations - Long Tall Girl</li>
  11025. <li>Randy Newman - Short People</li>
  11026. </ol>
  11027. </p>
  11028. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>birdie</strong></p>
  11029. ]]>
  11030. </content:encoded>
  11031. <itunes:summary>This episode is going to be huge! And other such puns about size, because for this episode we're looking at the confusing world of giantesses and shrunken men;  These are people for whom the height of sexuality is found when two bodies are completely sexually incompatible with each other.
  11032. This week, The F Plus opens our own fetish consultancy firm.</itunes:summary>
  11033. <itunes:episode>187</itunes:episode>
  11034. <itunes:title>Attack Of The 50 Ft Episode</itunes:title>
  11035. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  11036. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  11037. <itunes:subtitle>reading giantess.net,giantessworld.net</itunes:subtitle>
  11038. <itunes:duration>1:15:19</itunes:duration>
  11039. </item>
  11040. <item>
  11041. <title>186: Hokum Pocus</title>
  11042. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/186</link>
  11043. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/186</guid>
  11044. <pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2015 20:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  11045. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_186.mp3" length="54000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  11046. <description>
  11047. The magick is still around us! For this episode, we're returning to SpellsOfMagic.com to learn some more terrific spells, most of which are very seductive in nature!
  11048. This week, The F Plus learns the difference between the C String and the V String. </description>
  11049. <content:encoded>
  11050. <![CDATA[
  11051. <p>with:
  11052. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  11053. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  11054. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  11055. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  11056. </p>
  11057. <p>reading:
  11058. <code>spellsofmagic.com</code>
  11059. </p>
  11060. <p>Content provided by <strong>A Meat</strong>.</p>
  11061. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  11062. <p>The magick is still around us! For this episode, we're returning to SpellsOfMagic.com to learn some more terrific spells, most of which are very seductive in nature!</p>
  11063. <p>This week, The F Plus learns the difference between the C String and the V String.</p>
  11064. <p>Music used:
  11065. <ol>
  11066. <li>Magic Wands - Crystals</li>
  11067. <li>Magic Wands - Black Magic</li>
  11068. <li>Devo - Devo Corporate Anthem</li>
  11069. </ol>
  11070. </p>
  11071. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>ikaribattousai</strong></p>
  11072. ]]>
  11073. </content:encoded>
  11074. <itunes:summary>The magick is still around us! For this episode, we're returning to SpellsOfMagic.com to learn some more terrific spells, most of which are very seductive in nature!
  11075. This week, The F Plus learns the difference between the C String and the V String.</itunes:summary>
  11076. <itunes:episode>186</itunes:episode>
  11077. <itunes:title>Hokum Pocus</itunes:title>
  11078. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  11079. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  11080. <itunes:subtitle>reading spellsofmagic.com</itunes:subtitle>
  11081. <itunes:duration>1:17:55</itunes:duration>
  11082. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/186/ep186.jpg</image>
  11083. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/186/ep186-600x600.jpg" />
  11084. </item>
  11085. <item>
  11086. <title>185: Because That's Stupid.</title>
  11087. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/185</link>
  11088. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/185</guid>
  11089. <pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2015 19:45:00 CST</pubDate>
  11090. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_185.mp3" length="54000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  11091. <description>
  11092. &quot;Why not?&quot; is the kind of question that carries with it a lot of connotations of poor thought processes, but in the case of this episode (recorded a while ago),  &quot;Why Not?&quot; is the name of an idea dumpsite started by two Yale professors until they found something else to spend time on. The format should be somewhat familiar: People present unworkable solutions to problems nobody has, and then other people... do nothing at all.
  11093. This week, beware of the joke locusts. </description>
  11094. <content:encoded>
  11095. <![CDATA[
  11096. <p>with:
  11097. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  11098. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  11099. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  11100. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  11101. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  11102. </p>
  11103. <p>reading:
  11104. <code>whynot.net</code>
  11105. </p>
  11106. <p>Content provided by <strong>LADY FRENZY</strong>.</p>
  11107. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  11108. <p>&quot;Why not?&quot; is the kind of question that carries with it a lot of connotations of poor thought processes, but in the case of this episode (recorded a while ago),  &quot;Why Not?&quot; is the name of an idea dumpsite started by two Yale professors until they found something else to spend time on. The format should be somewhat familiar: People present unworkable solutions to problems nobody has, and then other people... do nothing at all. </p>
  11109. <p>This week, beware of the joke locusts.</p>
  11110. <p>Music used:
  11111. <ol>
  11112. <li>Tones on Tail - Go</li>
  11113. <li>Fucked Up - Crooked Head</li>
  11114. </ol>
  11115. </p>
  11116. ]]>
  11117. </content:encoded>
  11118. <itunes:summary>&quot;Why not?&quot; is the kind of question that carries with it a lot of connotations of poor thought processes, but in the case of this episode (recorded a while ago),  &quot;Why Not?&quot; is the name of an idea dumpsite started by two Yale professors until they found something else to spend time on. The format should be somewhat familiar: People present unworkable solutions to problems nobody has, and then other people... do nothing at all.
  11119. This week, beware of the joke locusts.</itunes:summary>
  11120. <itunes:episode>185</itunes:episode>
  11121. <itunes:title>Because That's Stupid.</itunes:title>
  11122. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  11123. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  11124. <itunes:subtitle>reading whynot.net</itunes:subtitle>
  11125. <itunes:duration>1:19:47</itunes:duration>
  11126. </item>
  11127. <item>
  11128. <title>184: Watching You Watching Me Watching Your Watch</title>
  11129. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/184</link>
  11130. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/184</guid>
  11131. <pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2015 17:55:00 CST</pubDate>
  11132. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_184.mp3" length="43000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  11133. <description>
  11134. We've teased it out a couple of times, but now it's finally time to figure out what this watch fetish document is all about, although I cannot say that anyone is going to come out of the episode having had all their questions answered. But regardless, we're gonna be spending time on Watch Girls Forum; where people are very specific about their particular kink, plus I suspect it's British as well. This week, make sure you wear your watch on the right wrist. </description>
  11135. <content:encoded>
  11136. <![CDATA[
  11137. <p>with:
  11138. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  11139. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  11140. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lou-fernandez">Lou Fernandez</a>
  11141. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  11142. </p>
  11143. <p>reading:
  11144. <code>watchgirlsforum.net</code>
  11145. </p>
  11146. <p>Content provided by <strong>A Meat</strong>.</p>
  11147. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  11148. <p>We've teased it out a couple of times, but now it's finally time to figure out what this watch fetish document is all about, although I cannot say that anyone is going to come out of the episode having had all their questions answered. But regardless, we're gonna be spending time on Watch Girls Forum; where people are very specific about their particular kink, plus I suspect it's British as well. This week, make sure you wear your watch on the right wrist.</p>
  11149. <p>Music used:
  11150. <ol>
  11151. <li>The Knife - I Take Time</li>
  11152. <li>Bob Mould - Anymore Time Between</li>
  11153. </ol>
  11154. </p>
  11155. ]]>
  11156. </content:encoded>
  11157. <itunes:summary>We've teased it out a couple of times, but now it's finally time to figure out what this watch fetish document is all about, although I cannot say that anyone is going to come out of the episode having had all their questions answered. But regardless, we're gonna be spending time on Watch Girls Forum; where people are very specific about their particular kink, plus I suspect it's British as well. This week, make sure you wear your watch on the right wrist.</itunes:summary>
  11158. <itunes:episode>184</itunes:episode>
  11159. <itunes:title>Watching You Watching Me Watching Your Watch</itunes:title>
  11160. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  11161. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  11162. <itunes:subtitle>reading watchgirlsforum.net</itunes:subtitle>
  11163. <itunes:duration>1:00:34</itunes:duration>
  11164. </item>
  11165. <item>
  11166. <title>183: The Poems of Dishonor&#233; De Ballsack</title>
  11167. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/183</link>
  11168. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/183</guid>
  11169. <pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2015 21:16:00 CST</pubDate>
  11170. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_183.mp3" length="44000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  11171. <description>
  11172. This time it's all poetry all episode! Specifically, erotic poetry. More specifically, &quot;erotic&quot; &quot;poetry&quot;, because the things we're reading largely fail to meet the definitions of either of those words.
  11173. This episode... eyyyyych! There's more.
  11174. (additional material provided by Eye of Za and Montrith) </description>
  11175. <content:encoded>
  11176. <![CDATA[
  11177. <p>with:
  11178. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  11179. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  11180. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  11181. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  11182. </p>
  11183. <p>reading:
  11184. <code>furaffinity.net</code>
  11185. <code>poetrypoem.com</code>
  11186. <code>fantasyfeeder.com</code>
  11187. <code>allpoetry.com</code>
  11188. </p>
  11189. <p>Content provided by <strong>cyberventurer</strong>.</p>
  11190. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  11191. <p>This time it's <em>all poetry all episode!</em> Specifically, erotic poetry. More specifically, &quot;erotic&quot; &quot;poetry&quot;, because the things we're reading largely fail to meet the definitions of either of those words.</p>
  11192. <p>This episode... eyyyyych! There's more.</p>
  11193. <p>(additional material provided by <a href="/meet/eye-of-za">Eye of Za</a> and <a href="/meet/montrith">Montrith</a>)</p>
  11194. <p>Music used:
  11195. <ol>
  11196. <li>Sufjan Stevens - Come On Feel The Illinoise</li>
  11197. <li>Undertones - The Girls Don't Like It</li>
  11198. </ol>
  11199. </p>
  11200. ]]>
  11201. </content:encoded>
  11202. <itunes:summary>This time it's all poetry all episode! Specifically, erotic poetry. More specifically, &quot;erotic&quot; &quot;poetry&quot;, because the things we're reading largely fail to meet the definitions of either of those words.
  11203. This episode... eyyyyych! There's more.
  11204. (additional material provided by Eye of Za and Montrith)</itunes:summary>
  11205. <itunes:episode>183</itunes:episode>
  11206. <itunes:title>The Poems of Dishonor&#233; De Ballsack</itunes:title>
  11207. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  11208. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  11209. <itunes:subtitle>reading furaffinity.net,poetrypoem.com,fantasyfeeder.com,allpoetry.com</itunes:subtitle>
  11210. <itunes:duration>0:59:03</itunes:duration>
  11211. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/183/ep183.jpg</image>
  11212. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/183/ep183-500x500.jpg" />
  11213. </item>
  11214. <item>
  11215. <title>182: Let's Do The Mind Warp Again</title>
  11216. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/182</link>
  11217. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/182</guid>
  11218. <pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2015 21:50:00 CST</pubDate>
  11219. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_182.mp3" length="56000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  11220. <description>
  11221. The human mind is a very confusing and (in some cases) profoundly stupid thing. And for the merchants and community of WarpMyMind.com, that can only mean one thing: opportunity!
  11222. The purpose of this website is that some users will post hypnotic &quot;curses&quot; which cause the listener to do things many would find undesirable, such as a shift in sexual orientation or an inconvenient orgasm. Then, even more bafflingly, other users show up to purchase these curses and then kvetch on the forums about how terrible their life is now that they're cursed.
  11223. This week, we find out what the F+ British Accent sounds like when it's a dog. </description>
  11224. <content:encoded>
  11225. <![CDATA[
  11226. <p>with:
  11227. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  11228. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  11229. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  11230. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  11231. </p>
  11232. <p>reading:
  11233. <code>warpmymind.com</code>
  11234. </p>
  11235. <p>Content provided by <strong>Peace</strong>.</p>
  11236. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  11237. <p>The human mind is a very confusing and (in some cases) profoundly stupid thing. And for the merchants and community of WarpMyMind.com, that can only mean one thing: <em>opportunity!</em></p>
  11238. <p>The purpose of this website is that some users will post hypnotic &quot;curses&quot; which cause the listener to do things many would find undesirable, such as a shift in sexual orientation or an inconvenient orgasm. Then, even more bafflingly, other users show up to purchase these curses and then kvetch on the forums about how terrible their life is now that they're cursed.</p>
  11239. <p>This week, we find out what the F+ British Accent sounds like when it's a dog.</p>
  11240. <p>Music used:
  11241. <ol>
  11242. <li>Them Crooked Vultures - Mind Eraser No Chaser</li>
  11243. <li>White Hassle - Futura Trance</li>
  11244. </ol>
  11245. </p>
  11246. ]]>
  11247. </content:encoded>
  11248. <itunes:summary>The human mind is a very confusing and (in some cases) profoundly stupid thing. And for the merchants and community of WarpMyMind.com, that can only mean one thing: opportunity!
  11249. The purpose of this website is that some users will post hypnotic &quot;curses&quot; which cause the listener to do things many would find undesirable, such as a shift in sexual orientation or an inconvenient orgasm. Then, even more bafflingly, other users show up to purchase these curses and then kvetch on the forums about how terrible their life is now that they're cursed.
  11250. This week, we find out what the F+ British Accent sounds like when it's a dog.</itunes:summary>
  11251. <itunes:episode>182</itunes:episode>
  11252. <itunes:title>Let's Do The Mind Warp Again</itunes:title>
  11253. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  11254. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  11255. <itunes:subtitle>reading warpmymind.com</itunes:subtitle>
  11256. <itunes:duration>1:18:39</itunes:duration>
  11257. </item>
  11258. <item>
  11259. <title>181: Go Fund Yourself</title>
  11260. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/181</link>
  11261. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/181</guid>
  11262. <pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2015 19:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  11263. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_181.mp3" length="54000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  11264. <description>
  11265. What a wonderful time it must be if you're the owner of a crowd funding website! Presenting one such example, GoFundMe is a crowdfunding site where people can raise money for a cause without being hampered by constraints like minimums or timelines.  Is this a good model for persons deserving of help and/or charity? Emphatically yes.  However, as you might expect, none of the people covered in this episode are terrific examples of this.
  11266. This week, The F Plus is starting an anti-cowboy rodeo church. </description>
  11267. <content:encoded>
  11268. <![CDATA[
  11269. <p>with:
  11270. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  11271. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  11272. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  11273. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  11274. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  11275. </p>
  11276. <p>reading:
  11277. <code>gofundme.com</code>
  11278. </p>
  11279. <p>Content provided by <strong>A Meat</strong>.</p>
  11280. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  11281. <p>What a wonderful time it must be if you're the owner of a crowd funding website! Presenting one such example, GoFundMe is a crowdfunding site where people can raise money for a cause without being hampered by constraints like minimums or timelines.  Is this a good model for persons deserving of help and/or charity? <em>Emphatically yes.</em>  However, as you might expect, none of the people covered in this episode are terrific examples of this.</p>
  11282. <p>This week, The F Plus is starting an anti-cowboy rodeo church.</p>
  11283. <p>Music used:
  11284. <ol>
  11285. <li>The Evens - No Money</li>
  11286. <li>The Stone Roses - Begging You</li>
  11287. </ol>
  11288. </p>
  11289. ]]>
  11290. </content:encoded>
  11291. <itunes:summary>What a wonderful time it must be if you're the owner of a crowd funding website! Presenting one such example, GoFundMe is a crowdfunding site where people can raise money for a cause without being hampered by constraints like minimums or timelines.  Is this a good model for persons deserving of help and/or charity? Emphatically yes.  However, as you might expect, none of the people covered in this episode are terrific examples of this.
  11292. This week, The F Plus is starting an anti-cowboy rodeo church.</itunes:summary>
  11293. <itunes:episode>181</itunes:episode>
  11294. <itunes:title>Go Fund Yourself</itunes:title>
  11295. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  11296. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  11297. <itunes:subtitle>reading gofundme.com</itunes:subtitle>
  11298. <itunes:duration>1:19:26</itunes:duration>
  11299. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/181/ep181.jpg</image>
  11300. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/181/ep181-600x600.jpg" />
  11301. </item>
  11302. <item>
  11303. <title>180: r/un_away</title>
  11304. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/180</link>
  11305. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/180</guid>
  11306. <pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2015 11:20:00 CST</pubDate>
  11307. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_180.mp3" length="43000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  11308. <description>
  11309. There have been some recent controversies surrounding reddit, where just because of the actions of a few hundred thousand bad apples, the future of the website and of the fracturing social network is in question. But we at The F Plus are looking at the kind of thing the world would be missing out on if Reddit were to disappear today. To that end, we're reading the fetish prompts at r/dirtypenpals, to find the profiles of some netizens who are looking for love even though they are unlovable. This week,  The F Plus is offering free drink refills and bottomless polka. </description>
  11310. <content:encoded>
  11311. <![CDATA[
  11312. <p>with:
  11313. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  11314. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  11315. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  11316. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  11317. </p>
  11318. <p>reading:
  11319. <code>reddit.com</code>
  11320. </p>
  11321. <p>Content provided by <strong>Velvet Owl</strong>.</p>
  11322. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  11323. <p>There have been some recent controversies surrounding reddit, where just because of the actions of a few hundred thousand bad apples, the future of the website and of the fracturing social network is in question. But we at The F Plus are looking at the kind of thing the world would be missing out on if Reddit were to disappear today. To that end, we're reading the fetish prompts at r/dirtypenpals, to find the profiles of some netizens who are looking for love even though they are unlovable. This week,  The F Plus is offering free drink refills and bottomless polka.</p>
  11324. <p>Music used:
  11325. <ol>
  11326. <li>The Asteroids Galaxy Tour - Fantasy Friend Forever</li>
  11327. <li>Geo Da Silva - I'll Do You Like A Truck</li>
  11328. </ol>
  11329. </p>
  11330. ]]>
  11331. </content:encoded>
  11332. <itunes:summary>There have been some recent controversies surrounding reddit, where just because of the actions of a few hundred thousand bad apples, the future of the website and of the fracturing social network is in question. But we at The F Plus are looking at the kind of thing the world would be missing out on if Reddit were to disappear today. To that end, we're reading the fetish prompts at r/dirtypenpals, to find the profiles of some netizens who are looking for love even though they are unlovable. This week,  The F Plus is offering free drink refills and bottomless polka.</itunes:summary>
  11333. <itunes:episode>180</itunes:episode>
  11334. <itunes:title>r/un_away</itunes:title>
  11335. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  11336. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  11337. <itunes:subtitle>reading reddit.com</itunes:subtitle>
  11338. <itunes:duration>1:01:59</itunes:duration>
  11339. </item>
  11340. <item>
  11341. <title>179: Use Only Food Grade Ingredients</title>
  11342. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/179</link>
  11343. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/179</guid>
  11344. <pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2015 23:30:00 CST</pubDate>
  11345. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_179.mp3" length="59000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  11346. <description>
  11347. Okay, I think it's high time for another food episode!
  11348. This time around, A Meat and Montrith have provided us with a splendid menu of undercooked and shouldn't-be-cooked dishes, from appetizers all the way to desserts (with a special stop for Jello salads).  What we might be lacking in mayonnaise we're more than making up for in Cool Whip and a miscegenation of pre-shredded cheeses. This week, The F Plus does market research into the cultural appeal of ghost poop. </description>
  11349. <content:encoded>
  11350. <![CDATA[
  11351. <p>with:
  11352. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  11353. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  11354. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  11355. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  11356. </p>
  11357. <p>reading:
  11358. <code>food.com</code>
  11359. <code>AllRecipes.com</code>
  11360. </p>
  11361. <p>Content provided by <strong>A Meat</strong>.</p>
  11362. <p>Edited by <strong>STOG</strong>.</p>
  11363. <p>Okay, I think it's high time for <strong>another food episode</strong>!</p>
  11364. <p>This time around, A Meat and Montrith have provided us with a splendid menu of undercooked and shouldn't-be-cooked dishes, from appetizers all the way to desserts (with a special stop for Jello salads).  What we might be lacking in mayonnaise we're more than making up for in Cool Whip and a miscegenation of pre-shredded cheeses. This week, The F Plus does market research into the cultural appeal of ghost poop.</p>
  11365. <p>Music used:
  11366. <ol>
  11367. <li>Eels - Hospital Food</li>
  11368. </ol>
  11369. </p>
  11370. ]]>
  11371. </content:encoded>
  11372. <itunes:summary>Okay, I think it's high time for another food episode!
  11373. This time around, A Meat and Montrith have provided us with a splendid menu of undercooked and shouldn't-be-cooked dishes, from appetizers all the way to desserts (with a special stop for Jello salads).  What we might be lacking in mayonnaise we're more than making up for in Cool Whip and a miscegenation of pre-shredded cheeses. This week, The F Plus does market research into the cultural appeal of ghost poop.</itunes:summary>
  11374. <itunes:episode>179</itunes:episode>
  11375. <itunes:title>Use Only Food Grade Ingredients</itunes:title>
  11376. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  11377. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  11378. <itunes:subtitle>reading food.com, AllRecipes.com</itunes:subtitle>
  11379. <itunes:duration>1:04:24</itunes:duration>
  11380. </item>
  11381. <item>
  11382. <title>178: The Measure of a Man (Base to Tip)</title>
  11383. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/178</link>
  11384. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/178</guid>
  11385. <pubDate>Sun, 07 Jun 2015 20:40:00 CST</pubDate>
  11386. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_178.mp3" length="58000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  11387. <description>
  11388. Body issues are a factor in just about everyone's life, but for a lot of men (and some women) the singular issue of penis size is an obsession which usurps just about everything else. The members of the Large Penis Support Group (or LPSG) are bonded by this preoccupation, and large penises, as an abstract concept, begin to shape their worldview.  Meanwhile, for our part, we made fewer cheap jokes than you'd expect. This week, The F Plus is going to destroy your toilet paper rolls.
  11389. Editor's note: Between the recording of this episode and the time it was released,  the Large Penis Support Group forum had a massive structural overhaul. Congratulations, guys. </description>
  11390. <content:encoded>
  11391. <![CDATA[
  11392. <p>with:
  11393. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  11394. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  11395. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bumpgrrl">bumpgrrl</a>
  11396. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  11397. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  11398. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  11399. </p>
  11400. <p>reading:
  11401. <code>lpsg.com</code>
  11402. </p>
  11403. <p>Content provided by <strong>Montrith</strong>.</p>
  11404. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  11405. <p>Body issues are a factor in just about everyone's life, but for a lot of men (and some women) the singular issue of penis size is an obsession which usurps just about everything else. The members of the Large Penis Support Group (or LPSG) are bonded by this preoccupation, and large penises, as an abstract concept, begin to shape their worldview.  Meanwhile, for our part, we made fewer cheap jokes than you'd expect. This week, The F Plus is going to destroy your toilet paper rolls.</p>
  11406. <p><strong>Editor's note:</strong> Between the recording of this episode and the time it was released,  the Large Penis Support Group forum had a massive structural overhaul. Congratulations, guys.</p>
  11407. <p>Music used:
  11408. <ol>
  11409. <li>White Hassle - It's So Hard</li>
  11410. <li>DEVO - Be Stiff</li>
  11411. </ol>
  11412. </p>
  11413. ]]>
  11414. </content:encoded>
  11415. <itunes:summary>Body issues are a factor in just about everyone's life, but for a lot of men (and some women) the singular issue of penis size is an obsession which usurps just about everything else. The members of the Large Penis Support Group (or LPSG) are bonded by this preoccupation, and large penises, as an abstract concept, begin to shape their worldview.  Meanwhile, for our part, we made fewer cheap jokes than you'd expect. This week, The F Plus is going to destroy your toilet paper rolls.
  11416. Editor's note: Between the recording of this episode and the time it was released,  the Large Penis Support Group forum had a massive structural overhaul. Congratulations, guys.</itunes:summary>
  11417. <itunes:episode>178</itunes:episode>
  11418. <itunes:title>The Measure of a Man (Base to Tip)</itunes:title>
  11419. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  11420. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  11421. <itunes:subtitle>reading lpsg.com</itunes:subtitle>
  11422. <itunes:duration>1:18:39</itunes:duration>
  11423. </item>
  11424. <item>
  11425. <title>177: How To Listen To A Podcast You Hate</title>
  11426. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/177</link>
  11427. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/177</guid>
  11428. <pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2015 23:20:00 CST</pubDate>
  11429. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_177.mp3" length="68000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  11430. <description>
  11431. So have you had enough WikiHow episodes at this point? Of course you haven't. You are a human being with a capacity for joy and wonder. And there's a bunch of people who weren't in the other WikiHow episode who were jealous. </description>
  11432. <content:encoded>
  11433. <![CDATA[
  11434. <p>with:
  11435. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  11436. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  11437. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  11438. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  11439. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  11440. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  11441. </p>
  11442. <p>reading:
  11443. <code>wikihow.com</code>
  11444. </p>
  11445. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  11446. <p>So have you had enough WikiHow episodes at this point? Of course you haven't. You are a human being with a capacity for joy and wonder. And there's a bunch of people who weren't in the other WikiHow episode who were jealous.</p>
  11447. <p>Music used:
  11448. <ol>
  11449. <li>Joy Division - Failures</li>
  11450. <li>The Jesus Lizard - Sunday You Need Love</li>
  11451. </ol>
  11452. </p>
  11453. ]]>
  11454. </content:encoded>
  11455. <itunes:summary>So have you had enough WikiHow episodes at this point? Of course you haven't. You are a human being with a capacity for joy and wonder. And there's a bunch of people who weren't in the other WikiHow episode who were jealous.</itunes:summary>
  11456. <itunes:episode>177</itunes:episode>
  11457. <itunes:title>How To Listen To A Podcast You Hate</itunes:title>
  11458. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  11459. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  11460. <itunes:subtitle>reading wikihow.com</itunes:subtitle>
  11461. <itunes:duration>1:37:25</itunes:duration>
  11462. </item>
  11463. <item>
  11464. <title>176: How To Listen To A Podcast Your Parents Hate</title>
  11465. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/176</link>
  11466. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/176</guid>
  11467. <pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2015 20:40:00 CST</pubDate>
  11468. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_176.mp3" length="56000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  11469. <description>
  11470. Boots gets more WikiHow for his birthday. </description>
  11471. <content:encoded>
  11472. <![CDATA[
  11473. <p>with:
  11474. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  11475. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  11476. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  11477. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  11478. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  11479. </p>
  11480. <p>reading:
  11481. <code>wikihow.com</code>
  11482. </p>
  11483. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  11484. <p>Boots gets more WikiHow for his birthday.</p>
  11485. <p>Music used:
  11486. <ol>
  11487. <li>Depeche Mode - Useless</li>
  11488. <li>Future of the Left - I Don't Know What You Ketamine</li>
  11489. </ol>
  11490. </p>
  11491. ]]>
  11492. </content:encoded>
  11493. <itunes:summary>Boots gets more WikiHow for his birthday.</itunes:summary>
  11494. <itunes:episode>176</itunes:episode>
  11495. <itunes:title>How To Listen To A Podcast Your Parents Hate</itunes:title>
  11496. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  11497. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  11498. <itunes:subtitle>reading wikihow.com</itunes:subtitle>
  11499. <itunes:duration>1:19:14</itunes:duration>
  11500. </item>
  11501. <item>
  11502. <title>175: I Am I Am I Am (Annoying)</title>
  11503. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/175</link>
  11504. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/175</guid>
  11505. <pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2015 21:35:00 CST</pubDate>
  11506. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_175.mp3" length="44000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  11507. <description>
  11508. Does any modern society appreciate poetry more than the creative types over at Tumblr? Yes, of course.  But would any other modern society be so quick to ape the creative output of Sylvia Plath in order to eke out some undeserved attention? Maybe, but for the purposes of this episode summary let's just pretend the answer is no.
  11509. In this episode, we have a very, very specific rule; We are only reading pieces on Tumblr that have been tagged #SylviaPlath. The results will surprise you, but only a little bit. This week, the F Plus reinvents apple sauce? </description>
  11510. <content:encoded>
  11511. <![CDATA[
  11512. <p>with:
  11513. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  11514. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  11515. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  11516. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lou-fernandez">Lou Fernandez</a>
  11517. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  11518. </p>
  11519. <p>reading:
  11520. <code>tumblr.com</code>
  11521. </p>
  11522. <p>Content provided by <strong>Comixologist</strong>.</p>
  11523. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  11524. <p>Does any modern society appreciate poetry more than the creative types over at Tumblr? Yes, of course.  But would any other modern society be so quick to ape the creative output of Sylvia Plath in order to eke out some undeserved attention? Maybe, but for the purposes of this episode summary let's just pretend the answer is no.</p>
  11525. <p>In this episode, we have a very, very specific rule; We are only reading pieces on Tumblr that have been tagged #SylviaPlath. The results will surprise you, but only a little bit. This week, the F Plus reinvents apple sauce?</p>
  11526. <p>Music used:
  11527. <ol>
  11528. <li>Tears For Fears - Johnny Panic and the Bible of Dreams</li>
  11529. <li>The Bangles - Bell Jar</li>
  11530. </ol>
  11531. </p>
  11532. ]]>
  11533. </content:encoded>
  11534. <itunes:summary>Does any modern society appreciate poetry more than the creative types over at Tumblr? Yes, of course.  But would any other modern society be so quick to ape the creative output of Sylvia Plath in order to eke out some undeserved attention? Maybe, but for the purposes of this episode summary let's just pretend the answer is no.
  11535. In this episode, we have a very, very specific rule; We are only reading pieces on Tumblr that have been tagged #SylviaPlath. The results will surprise you, but only a little bit. This week, the F Plus reinvents apple sauce?</itunes:summary>
  11536. <itunes:episode>175</itunes:episode>
  11537. <itunes:title>I Am I Am I Am (Annoying)</itunes:title>
  11538. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  11539. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  11540. <itunes:subtitle>reading tumblr.com</itunes:subtitle>
  11541. <itunes:duration>1:02:02</itunes:duration>
  11542. </item>
  11543. <item>
  11544. <title>174: Icky Pedia</title>
  11545. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/174</link>
  11546. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/174</guid>
  11547. <pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2015 21:35:00 CST</pubDate>
  11548. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_174.mp3" length="41000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  11549. <description>
  11550. So many video games are all about violence, where's the games with the sex in them? Well, it shouldn't surprise you to learn that they're here, and that's because they've been imported from Japan. Oh, and there's also a whole lot of violence involved, as well as massive amounts of misogyny and borderline beastiality. So... this is a gross one, if you haven't sussed that out yet.
  11551. We're exploring the Monster Girl Quest Wiki, an exhaustive resource for an actual JRPG about a boy who must protect his sperm from a myriad of horrifying creatures. This week, The F Plus is bummed out by Iron Maiden. </description>
  11552. <content:encoded>
  11553. <![CDATA[
  11554. <p>with:
  11555. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  11556. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  11557. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  11558. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  11559. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  11560. </p>
  11561. <p>reading:
  11562. <code>monstergirlquest.wikia.com</code>
  11563. </p>
  11564. <p>Content provided by <strong>King Kalamari</strong>.</p>
  11565. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  11566. <p>So many video games are all about violence, where's the games with the sex in them? Well, it shouldn't surprise you to learn that they're <em>here</em>, and that's because they've been imported from Japan. Oh, and there's also a whole lot of violence involved, as well as massive amounts of misogyny and borderline beastiality. So... this is a gross one, if you haven't sussed that out yet.</p>
  11567. <p>We're exploring the <strong>Monster Girl Quest Wiki</strong>, an exhaustive resource for an actual JRPG about a boy who must protect his sperm from a myriad of horrifying creatures. This week, The F Plus is bummed out by Iron Maiden.</p>
  11568. <p>Music used:
  11569. <ol>
  11570. <li>White Lung - Face Down</li>
  11571. <li>The Cure - Torture</li>
  11572. </ol>
  11573. </p>
  11574. ]]>
  11575. </content:encoded>
  11576. <itunes:summary>So many video games are all about violence, where's the games with the sex in them? Well, it shouldn't surprise you to learn that they're here, and that's because they've been imported from Japan. Oh, and there's also a whole lot of violence involved, as well as massive amounts of misogyny and borderline beastiality. So... this is a gross one, if you haven't sussed that out yet.
  11577. We're exploring the Monster Girl Quest Wiki, an exhaustive resource for an actual JRPG about a boy who must protect his sperm from a myriad of horrifying creatures. This week, The F Plus is bummed out by Iron Maiden.</itunes:summary>
  11578. <itunes:episode>174</itunes:episode>
  11579. <itunes:title>Icky Pedia</itunes:title>
  11580. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  11581. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  11582. <itunes:subtitle>reading monstergirlquest.wikia.com</itunes:subtitle>
  11583. <itunes:duration>0:59:33</itunes:duration>
  11584. </item>
  11585. <item>
  11586. <title>173: Sins of the Djinn</title>
  11587. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/173</link>
  11588. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/173</guid>
  11589. <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2015 16:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  11590. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_173.mp3" length="44000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  11591. <description>
  11592. On this podcast, we've covered a lot of people who claim that imaginary things are real, BUT THIS... IS ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF THAT! We're looking at the universe of &quot;Djinn&quot;, genie having people who have either conjured or purchased a noble thousands-year old spirit that they make do the dishes. Then things get weird after that.  This week, The Thief of Baghdad is just looking for a nice cuddle. </description>
  11593. <content:encoded>
  11594. <![CDATA[
  11595. <p>with:
  11596. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  11597. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  11598. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  11599. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  11600. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  11601. </p>
  11602. <p>reading:
  11603. <code>djinnuniverse.com</code>
  11604. <code>creepyhollows.com</code>
  11605. </p>
  11606. <p>Content provided by <strong>Montrith</strong>.</p>
  11607. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  11608. <p>On this podcast, we've covered a lot of people who claim that imaginary things are real, BUT THIS... <strong>IS ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF THAT!</strong> We're looking at the universe of &quot;Djinn&quot;, genie having people who have either conjured or purchased a noble thousands-year old spirit that they make do the dishes. Then things get weird after that.  This week, The Thief of Baghdad is just looking for a nice cuddle.</p>
  11609. <p>Music used:
  11610. <ol>
  11611. <li>Skee-Lo - I Wish</li>
  11612. <li>16 Horsepower - Fire Spirit (Gun Club cover)</li>
  11613. </ol>
  11614. </p>
  11615. ]]>
  11616. </content:encoded>
  11617. <itunes:summary>On this podcast, we've covered a lot of people who claim that imaginary things are real, BUT THIS... IS ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF THAT! We're looking at the universe of &quot;Djinn&quot;, genie having people who have either conjured or purchased a noble thousands-year old spirit that they make do the dishes. Then things get weird after that.  This week, The Thief of Baghdad is just looking for a nice cuddle.</itunes:summary>
  11618. <itunes:episode>173</itunes:episode>
  11619. <itunes:title>Sins of the Djinn</itunes:title>
  11620. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  11621. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  11622. <itunes:subtitle>reading djinnuniverse.com,creepyhollows.com</itunes:subtitle>
  11623. <itunes:duration>1:06:40</itunes:duration>
  11624. </item>
  11625. <item>
  11626. <title>172: Untidy Whities</title>
  11627. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/172</link>
  11628. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/172</guid>
  11629. <pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2015 15:55:00 CST</pubDate>
  11630. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_172.mp3" length="53000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  11631. <description>
  11632. Hey, so have you ever had a wedgie before? And follow up question, did you find the experience intensely erotic? Well, for your sake, I'm hoping the answer to at least one of those questions was &quot;no&quot;,  but the members of WedgieHaven.com are not quite so lucky.  This week, The F Plus patents our unbreakable G-string formula. </description>
  11633. <content:encoded>
  11634. <![CDATA[
  11635. <p>with:
  11636. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  11637. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  11638. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  11639. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  11640. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  11641. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  11642. </p>
  11643. <p>reading:
  11644. <code>wedgiehaven.com</code>
  11645. </p>
  11646. <p>Content provided by <strong>Dole</strong>.</p>
  11647. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  11648. <p>Hey, so have you ever had a wedgie before? And follow up question, did you find the experience intensely erotic? Well, for your sake, I'm hoping the answer to at least one of those questions was &quot;no&quot;,  but the members of WedgieHaven.com are not quite so lucky.  This week, The F Plus patents our unbreakable G-string formula.</p>
  11649. <p>Music used:
  11650. <ol>
  11651. <li>Magnetic Fields - Underwear</li>
  11652. <li>Bowser & Blue- Polka Dot Undies</li>
  11653. </ol>
  11654. </p>
  11655. ]]>
  11656. </content:encoded>
  11657. <itunes:summary>Hey, so have you ever had a wedgie before? And follow up question, did you find the experience intensely erotic? Well, for your sake, I'm hoping the answer to at least one of those questions was &quot;no&quot;,  but the members of WedgieHaven.com are not quite so lucky.  This week, The F Plus patents our unbreakable G-string formula.</itunes:summary>
  11658. <itunes:episode>172</itunes:episode>
  11659. <itunes:title>Untidy Whities</itunes:title>
  11660. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  11661. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  11662. <itunes:subtitle>reading wedgiehaven.com</itunes:subtitle>
  11663. <itunes:duration>1:18:01</itunes:duration>
  11664. </item>
  11665. <item>
  11666. <title>171: r/mystupidopinions</title>
  11667. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/171</link>
  11668. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/171</guid>
  11669. <pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2015 12:40:00 CST</pubDate>
  11670. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_171.mp3" length="59000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  11671. <description>
  11672. There's so many opinions on the internet, and those opinions are held by people who take considerable effort to try to convince others that their own opinion is correct.  But what happens if you want your opinion to be changed by facts and persuasive arguments that others provide to you? Well, hypothetically you go to r/changemyview, a subReddit where people  share their own opinion, and then sit back and carefully consider every conflicting opinion that's presented to them. In theory, this is a terrific idea! This week, The F Plus discovers the White Power Black Hole. </description>
  11673. <content:encoded>
  11674. <![CDATA[
  11675. <p>with:
  11676. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  11677. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  11678. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  11679. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  11680. </p>
  11681. <p>reading:
  11682. <code>www.reddit.com/r/changemyview</code>
  11683. </p>
  11684. <p>Content provided by <strong>Cheapskate</strong>.</p>
  11685. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  11686. <p>There's so many opinions on the internet, and those opinions are held by people who take considerable effort to try to convince others that their own opinion is correct.  But what happens if you want your opinion to be changed by facts and persuasive arguments that others provide to you? Well, hypothetically you go to <strong>r/changemyview</strong>, a subReddit where people  share their own opinion, and then sit back and carefully consider every conflicting opinion that's presented to them. In theory, this is a <em>terrific</em> idea! This week, The F Plus discovers the White Power Black Hole.</p>
  11687. <p>Music used:
  11688. <ol>
  11689. <li>Sugar - If I Can't Change Your Mind</li>
  11690. <li>LCD Soundsystem - I Can Change</li>
  11691. </ol>
  11692. </p>
  11693. ]]>
  11694. </content:encoded>
  11695. <itunes:summary>There's so many opinions on the internet, and those opinions are held by people who take considerable effort to try to convince others that their own opinion is correct.  But what happens if you want your opinion to be changed by facts and persuasive arguments that others provide to you? Well, hypothetically you go to r/changemyview, a subReddit where people  share their own opinion, and then sit back and carefully consider every conflicting opinion that's presented to them. In theory, this is a terrific idea! This week, The F Plus discovers the White Power Black Hole.</itunes:summary>
  11696. <itunes:episode>171</itunes:episode>
  11697. <itunes:title>r/mystupidopinions</itunes:title>
  11698. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  11699. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  11700. <itunes:subtitle>reading www.reddit.com/r/changemyview</itunes:subtitle>
  11701. <itunes:duration>1:23:02</itunes:duration>
  11702. </item>
  11703. <item>
  11704. <title>170: Tickle Me Weirdo</title>
  11705. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/170</link>
  11706. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/170</guid>
  11707. <pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2015 09:30:00 CST</pubDate>
  11708. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_170.mp3" length="67000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  11709. <description>
  11710. Why do we like to laugh? A lot of reasons, really, but let's just go with &quot;because it feels good&quot;. But if something just &quot;feels good&quot;, does that mean that people on the internet will turn it into a fetish? Well, yes of course. It exists, so people on the internet turn it into a fetish. For this episode, we're examining the world of tickling enthusiasts; it's an overwhelmingly British community of people for whom &quot;coochie coo&quot; plays a disturbingly important role in their lives. This week, The F Plus lives in a Marxist Utopia. </description>
  11711. <content:encoded>
  11712. <![CDATA[
  11713. <p>with:
  11714. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  11715. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  11716. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  11717. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  11718. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  11719. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  11720. </p>
  11721. <p>reading:
  11722. <code>tickle-brits.co.uk</code>
  11723. <code>ticklingforum.com</code>
  11724. </p>
  11725. <p>Content provided by <strong>Caroline</strong>.</p>
  11726. <p>Edited by <strong>Adam Bozarth</strong>.</p>
  11727. <p>Why do we like to laugh? A lot of reasons, really, but let's just go with &quot;because it feels good&quot;. But if something just &quot;feels good&quot;, does that mean that people on the internet will turn it into a fetish? Well, yes of course. It exists, so people on the internet turn it into a fetish. For this episode, we're examining the world of tickling enthusiasts; it's an overwhelmingly British community of people for whom &quot;coochie coo&quot; plays a disturbingly important role in their lives. This week, The F Plus lives in a Marxist Utopia.</p>
  11728. <p>Music used:
  11729. <ol>
  11730. <li>Jack Shaindlin - I'm Tickled Pink</li>
  11731. <li>Squeeze - Slap and Tickle</li>
  11732. </ol>
  11733. </p>
  11734. ]]>
  11735. </content:encoded>
  11736. <itunes:summary>Why do we like to laugh? A lot of reasons, really, but let's just go with &quot;because it feels good&quot;. But if something just &quot;feels good&quot;, does that mean that people on the internet will turn it into a fetish? Well, yes of course. It exists, so people on the internet turn it into a fetish. For this episode, we're examining the world of tickling enthusiasts; it's an overwhelmingly British community of people for whom &quot;coochie coo&quot; plays a disturbingly important role in their lives. This week, The F Plus lives in a Marxist Utopia.</itunes:summary>
  11737. <itunes:episode>170</itunes:episode>
  11738. <itunes:title>Tickle Me Weirdo</itunes:title>
  11739. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  11740. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  11741. <itunes:subtitle>reading tickle-brits.co.uk,ticklingforum.com</itunes:subtitle>
  11742. <itunes:duration>1:33:07</itunes:duration>
  11743. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/170/ep170.jpg</image>
  11744. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/170/ep170-829x829.jpg" />
  11745. </item>
  11746. <item>
  11747. <title>169: I'm Gonna Cuddle Everybody In This Room</title>
  11748. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/169</link>
  11749. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/169</guid>
  11750. <pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2015 10:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  11751. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_169.mp3" length="55000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  11752. <description>
  11753. Being social animals, humans need human contact. There's been research done, but it's a self evident truth: We feel better about ourselves when we think there are others in our lives who support and comfort us. But what if nobody cares about you? Well, in that case you sign up for a cuddle party. A cuddle party is a place where people touch each other in a nonsexual way, insist that the way they touch each other is nonsexual, and use the word &quot;boundaries&quot; a lot. And if you aren't creeped out just yet,  hit the play button and find out how long it'll take.
  11754. This week, The F Plus puts touch in your sex. </description>
  11755. <content:encoded>
  11756. <![CDATA[
  11757. <p>with:
  11758. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  11759. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  11760. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  11761. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  11762. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/montrith">Montrith</a>
  11763. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  11764. </p>
  11765. <p>reading:
  11766. <code>cuddleparty.com</code>
  11767. <code>thesnugglebuddies.com</code>
  11768. </p>
  11769. <p>Content provided by <strong>Montrith</strong>.</p>
  11770. <p>Edited by <strong>Portaxx</strong>.</p>
  11771. <p>Being social animals, humans need human contact. There's been research done, but it's a self evident truth: We feel better about ourselves when we think there are others in our lives who support and comfort us. But what if nobody cares about you? Well, in that case you sign up for a cuddle party. A cuddle party is a place where people touch each other in a nonsexual way, insist that the way they touch each other is nonsexual, and use the word &quot;boundaries&quot; a lot. And if you aren't creeped out just yet,  hit the play button and find out how long it'll take.</p>
  11772. <p>This week, The F Plus puts touch in your sex.</p>
  11773. <p>Music used:
  11774. <ol>
  11775. <li>Stan Bush - The Touch</li>
  11776. <li>Brak - Don't Touch Me</li>
  11777. </ol>
  11778. </p>
  11779. ]]>
  11780. </content:encoded>
  11781. <itunes:summary>Being social animals, humans need human contact. There's been research done, but it's a self evident truth: We feel better about ourselves when we think there are others in our lives who support and comfort us. But what if nobody cares about you? Well, in that case you sign up for a cuddle party. A cuddle party is a place where people touch each other in a nonsexual way, insist that the way they touch each other is nonsexual, and use the word &quot;boundaries&quot; a lot. And if you aren't creeped out just yet,  hit the play button and find out how long it'll take.
  11782. This week, The F Plus puts touch in your sex.</itunes:summary>
  11783. <itunes:episode>169</itunes:episode>
  11784. <itunes:title>I'm Gonna Cuddle Everybody In This Room</itunes:title>
  11785. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  11786. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  11787. <itunes:subtitle>reading cuddleparty.com,thesnugglebuddies.com</itunes:subtitle>
  11788. <itunes:duration>1:18:54</itunes:duration>
  11789. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/169/ep169v2.jpg</image>
  11790. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/169/ep169v2-500x500.jpg" />
  11791. </item>
  11792. <item>
  11793. <title>168: Sir Rev. Dr. Prof. John Kitchin Ph.D, Esq.</title>
  11794. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/168</link>
  11795. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/168</guid>
  11796. <pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2015 17:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  11797. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_168.mp3" length="52000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  11798. <description>
  11799. You've probably come up with your own beliefs on sex, politics, race, religion, and capitalism, but you're about to realize that all of those beliefs are wrong. And maybe that reads like a strong declaration, but I bet it would be even stronger if was in 24pt Times New Roman orange bold italics. We're reading the personal website of John Kitchin, a homelesss Ph.D with a lot of ideas and just as much anger.  This week, The F Plus is sick of binary code. </description>
  11800. <content:encoded>
  11801. <![CDATA[
  11802. <p>with:
  11803. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  11804. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  11805. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  11806. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  11807. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  11808. </p>
  11809. <p>reading:
  11810. <code>nz9f.com</code>
  11811. </p>
  11812. <p>Content provided by <strong>Montrith</strong>.</p>
  11813. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  11814. <p>You've probably come up with your own beliefs on sex, politics, race, religion, and capitalism, but you're about to realize that all of those beliefs are wrong. And maybe that reads like a strong declaration, but I bet it would be even stronger if was in 24pt Times New Roman orange bold italics. We're reading the personal website of John Kitchin, a homelesss Ph.D with a lot of ideas and just as much anger.  This week, The F Plus is sick of binary code.</p>
  11815. <p>Music used:
  11816. <ol>
  11817. <li>ponDeter - Call Me A Hole (Nine Inch Nails vs. Carly Rae Jespen)</li>
  11818. <li>Sneaker Pimps - Think Harder</li>
  11819. </ol>
  11820. </p>
  11821. ]]>
  11822. </content:encoded>
  11823. <itunes:summary>You've probably come up with your own beliefs on sex, politics, race, religion, and capitalism, but you're about to realize that all of those beliefs are wrong. And maybe that reads like a strong declaration, but I bet it would be even stronger if was in 24pt Times New Roman orange bold italics. We're reading the personal website of John Kitchin, a homelesss Ph.D with a lot of ideas and just as much anger.  This week, The F Plus is sick of binary code.</itunes:summary>
  11824. <itunes:episode>168</itunes:episode>
  11825. <itunes:title>Sir Rev. Dr. Prof. John Kitchin Ph.D, Esq.</itunes:title>
  11826. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  11827. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  11828. <itunes:subtitle>reading nz9f.com</itunes:subtitle>
  11829. <itunes:duration>1:18:11</itunes:duration>
  11830. </item>
  11831. <item>
  11832. <title>167: Hentaint Misbehavin</title>
  11833. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/167</link>
  11834. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/167</guid>
  11835. <pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2015 10:30:00 CST</pubDate>
  11836. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_167.mp3" length="44000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  11837. <description>
  11838. Luscious.net is a (hentai focused) pornographic website where members can do the things they usually do on a pornographic website - by which I mean set up a profile,  argue about politics, and complain about problems getting laid. This week, The F Plus figures out that gender just isn't a big deal really. </description>
  11839. <content:encoded>
  11840. <![CDATA[
  11841. <p>with:
  11842. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  11843. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  11844. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  11845. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  11846. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  11847. </p>
  11848. <p>reading:
  11849. <code>luscious.net</code>
  11850. </p>
  11851. <p>Content provided by <strong>Fanzay</strong>.</p>
  11852. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  11853. <p>Luscious.net is a (hentai focused) pornographic website where members can do the things they usually do on a pornographic website - by which I mean set up a profile,  argue about politics, and complain about problems getting laid. This week, The F Plus figures out that gender just isn't a big deal really.</p>
  11854. <p>Music used:
  11855. <ol>
  11856. <li>Luscious Jackson - Naked Eye</li>
  11857. <li>DEVO - Jerkin' Back N Forth</li>
  11858. </ol>
  11859. </p>
  11860. ]]>
  11861. </content:encoded>
  11862. <itunes:summary>Luscious.net is a (hentai focused) pornographic website where members can do the things they usually do on a pornographic website - by which I mean set up a profile,  argue about politics, and complain about problems getting laid. This week, The F Plus figures out that gender just isn't a big deal really.</itunes:summary>
  11863. <itunes:episode>167</itunes:episode>
  11864. <itunes:title>Hentaint Misbehavin</itunes:title>
  11865. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  11866. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  11867. <itunes:subtitle>reading luscious.net</itunes:subtitle>
  11868. <itunes:duration>1:02:10</itunes:duration>
  11869. </item>
  11870. <item>
  11871. <title>166: Saturday Is Alright For Chickenfighting</title>
  11872. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/166</link>
  11873. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/166</guid>
  11874. <pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2015 22:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  11875. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_166.mp3" length="59000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  11876. <description>
  11877. Everyone wants to have a lover they can trust. Someone with whom they'll feel admired, safe,  and unique, and someone who will pick them up when they are down. However, some specific people on the internet mean that literally. We're exploring the &quot;lift and carry&quot; fetish, a predilection of (almost entirely) men who are looking for (almost entirely) petite women to carry them on their shoulders. What's the meaning of this? I dunno for certain, but I'll assume it's British. This week, The F Plus avoids mentioning that Creed song. </description>
  11878. <content:encoded>
  11879. <![CDATA[
  11880. <p>with:
  11881. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  11882. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  11883. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  11884. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  11885. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  11886. </p>
  11887. <p>reading:
  11888. <code>landcforum.com</code>
  11889. <code>ultimateshoulderrides.com</code>
  11890. </p>
  11891. <p>Content provided by <strong>Dole</strong>.</p>
  11892. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  11893. <p>Everyone wants to have a lover they can trust. Someone with whom they'll feel admired, safe,  and unique, and someone who will pick them up when they are down. However, some specific people on the internet mean that literally. We're exploring the &quot;lift and carry&quot; fetish, a predilection of (almost entirely) men who are looking for (almost entirely) petite women to carry them on their shoulders. What's the meaning of this? I dunno for certain, but I'll assume it's British. This week, The F Plus avoids mentioning that Creed song.</p>
  11894. <p>Music used:
  11895. <ol>
  11896. <li>Jackie Wilson - Higher and Higher</li>
  11897. <li>Dr. Hook - Carry me Carrie</li>
  11898. </ol>
  11899. </p>
  11900. ]]>
  11901. </content:encoded>
  11902. <itunes:summary>Everyone wants to have a lover they can trust. Someone with whom they'll feel admired, safe,  and unique, and someone who will pick them up when they are down. However, some specific people on the internet mean that literally. We're exploring the &quot;lift and carry&quot; fetish, a predilection of (almost entirely) men who are looking for (almost entirely) petite women to carry them on their shoulders. What's the meaning of this? I dunno for certain, but I'll assume it's British. This week, The F Plus avoids mentioning that Creed song.</itunes:summary>
  11903. <itunes:episode>166</itunes:episode>
  11904. <itunes:title>Saturday Is Alright For Chickenfighting</itunes:title>
  11905. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  11906. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  11907. <itunes:subtitle>reading landcforum.com,ultimateshoulderrides.com</itunes:subtitle>
  11908. <itunes:duration>1:21:52</itunes:duration>
  11909. </item>
  11910. <item>
  11911. <title>165: Redefine Paranormal</title>
  11912. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/165</link>
  11913. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/165</guid>
  11914. <pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2015 10:50:00 CST</pubDate>
  11915. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_165.mp3" length="66000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  11916. <description>
  11917. There's quite a bit of debate on the existence of ghosts, and all of those debates are stupid and pointless. But fortunately, there's a forum over at anybodythere.net that sidesteps the debate completely and cuts straight to the evidence. Psychic powers, paranormal investigators, chakras, demon lovers, it's all here and it's all spelled as poorly as you would expect. This week, The F Plus finds  one smiley particularly troublesome. </description>
  11918. <content:encoded>
  11919. <![CDATA[
  11920. <p>with:
  11921. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  11922. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  11923. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  11924. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  11925. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  11926. </p>
  11927. <p>reading:
  11928. <code>anybodythere.net</code>
  11929. </p>
  11930. <p>Content provided by <strong>Dole</strong>.</p>
  11931. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  11932. <p>There's quite a bit of debate on the existence of ghosts, and all of those debates are stupid and pointless. But fortunately, there's a forum over at anybodythere.net that sidesteps the debate completely and cuts straight to the evidence. Psychic powers, paranormal investigators, chakras, demon lovers, it's all here and it's all spelled as poorly as you would expect. This week, The F Plus finds  one smiley particularly troublesome.</p>
  11933. <p>Music used:
  11934. <ol>
  11935. <li>Eels-Friendly Ghost</li>
  11936. <li>Psychedelic Furs-The Ghost In You</li>
  11937. </ol>
  11938. </p>
  11939. ]]>
  11940. </content:encoded>
  11941. <itunes:summary>There's quite a bit of debate on the existence of ghosts, and all of those debates are stupid and pointless. But fortunately, there's a forum over at anybodythere.net that sidesteps the debate completely and cuts straight to the evidence. Psychic powers, paranormal investigators, chakras, demon lovers, it's all here and it's all spelled as poorly as you would expect. This week, The F Plus finds  one smiley particularly troublesome.</itunes:summary>
  11942. <itunes:episode>165</itunes:episode>
  11943. <itunes:title>Redefine Paranormal</itunes:title>
  11944. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  11945. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  11946. <itunes:subtitle>reading anybodythere.net</itunes:subtitle>
  11947. <itunes:duration>1:32:28</itunes:duration>
  11948. </item>
  11949. <item>
  11950. <title>164: Father Goose's Nursery Crimes</title>
  11951. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/164</link>
  11952. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/164</guid>
  11953. <pubDate>Mon, 02 Feb 2015 22:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  11954. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_164.mp3" length="50000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  11955. <description>
  11956. Mpreg is a term that means &quot;male pregnancy&quot;. And if you know that, you've been on the internet for too long. But you're in good company, because we're gonna spend the longest hour of our lives finding out what mpreg means, what people who are into mpreg fantasize about, and what exactly they think is so sexy about the whole thing. This episode, I shouldn't need to tell you, is very very gross. You should know that going in. This week, The F Plus enters the Pregnancy Olympics. </description>
  11957. <content:encoded>
  11958. <![CDATA[
  11959. <p>with:
  11960. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  11961. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  11962. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  11963. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/cheapskate">Cheapskate</a>
  11964. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  11965. </p>
  11966. <p>reading:
  11967. <code>mpregcentral.net</code>
  11968. </p>
  11969. <p>Content provided by <strong>Cheapskate</strong>.</p>
  11970. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  11971. <p>Mpreg is a term that means &quot;male pregnancy&quot;. And if you know that, you've been on the internet for too long. But you're in good company, because we're gonna spend the longest hour of our lives finding out what mpreg means, what people who are into mpreg fantasize about, and what exactly they think is so sexy about the whole thing. This episode, I shouldn't need to tell you, is very very gross. You should know that going in. This week, The F Plus enters the Pregnancy Olympics.</p>
  11972. <p>Music used:
  11973. <ol>
  11974. <li>Madonna - Papa Don't Preach</li>
  11975. <li>Built To Spill - Cleo</li>
  11976. </ol>
  11977. </p>
  11978. ]]>
  11979. </content:encoded>
  11980. <itunes:summary>Mpreg is a term that means &quot;male pregnancy&quot;. And if you know that, you've been on the internet for too long. But you're in good company, because we're gonna spend the longest hour of our lives finding out what mpreg means, what people who are into mpreg fantasize about, and what exactly they think is so sexy about the whole thing. This episode, I shouldn't need to tell you, is very very gross. You should know that going in. This week, The F Plus enters the Pregnancy Olympics.</itunes:summary>
  11981. <itunes:episode>164</itunes:episode>
  11982. <itunes:title>Father Goose's Nursery Crimes</itunes:title>
  11983. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  11984. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  11985. <itunes:subtitle>reading mpregcentral.net</itunes:subtitle>
  11986. <itunes:duration>1:13:42</itunes:duration>
  11987. </item>
  11988. <item>
  11989. <title>163: This Beat Is Dope</title>
  11990. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/163</link>
  11991. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/163</guid>
  11992. <pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2015 19:45:00 CST</pubDate>
  11993. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_163.mp3" length="65000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  11994. <description>
  11995. Drugs are expensive. Plus they're dangerous and illegal besides,  so it should come as no surprise that there are swaths of people who are looking for alternative ways to get their collective swerve on. And with the sometimes predatory nature of internet marketing, it should also come as no surprise that there is a substantial number of people who try to convince themselves that listening to bleeps and boops in their headphones will totally give them the best trip of their lives.
  11996. This week, we're looking at i-doser.com, a place on the internet where people can attempt just that. There's a company all too happy to take teenagers' money in exchange for those bleeps and bloops, and a forum full of teenagers who want to write about how high they are. The results are so much fun that the episode ended up over an hour after considerable editing. This week, The F Plus finally finds some jenkem. </description>
  11997. <content:encoded>
  11998. <![CDATA[
  11999. <p>with:
  12000. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  12001. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  12002. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  12003. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  12004. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  12005. </p>
  12006. <p>reading:
  12007. <code>i-doser.com</code>
  12008. </p>
  12009. <p>Content provided by <strong>Slayer of Yaks</strong>.</p>
  12010. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  12011. <p>Drugs are expensive. Plus they're dangerous and illegal besides,  so it should come as no surprise that there are swaths of people who are looking for alternative ways to get their collective swerve on. And with the sometimes predatory nature of internet marketing, it should also come as no surprise that there is a substantial number of people who try to convince themselves that listening to bleeps and boops in their headphones will totally give them the best trip of their lives.</p>
  12012. <p>This week, we're looking at i-doser.com, a place on the internet where people can attempt just that. There's a company all too happy to take teenagers' money in exchange for those bleeps and bloops, and a forum full of teenagers who want to write about how high they are. The results are so much fun that the episode ended up over an hour after considerable editing. This week, The F Plus finally finds some jenkem.</p>
  12013. <p>Music used:
  12014. <ol>
  12015. <li>My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult - Daisy Chain 4 Satan</li>
  12016. <li>FKA Twigs - Two Weeks</li>
  12017. </ol>
  12018. </p>
  12019. ]]>
  12020. </content:encoded>
  12021. <itunes:summary>Drugs are expensive. Plus they're dangerous and illegal besides,  so it should come as no surprise that there are swaths of people who are looking for alternative ways to get their collective swerve on. And with the sometimes predatory nature of internet marketing, it should also come as no surprise that there is a substantial number of people who try to convince themselves that listening to bleeps and boops in their headphones will totally give them the best trip of their lives.
  12022. This week, we're looking at i-doser.com, a place on the internet where people can attempt just that. There's a company all too happy to take teenagers' money in exchange for those bleeps and bloops, and a forum full of teenagers who want to write about how high they are. The results are so much fun that the episode ended up over an hour after considerable editing. This week, The F Plus finally finds some jenkem.</itunes:summary>
  12023. <itunes:episode>163</itunes:episode>
  12024. <itunes:title>This Beat Is Dope</itunes:title>
  12025. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  12026. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  12027. <itunes:subtitle>reading i-doser.com</itunes:subtitle>
  12028. <itunes:duration>1:32:38</itunes:duration>
  12029. </item>
  12030. <item>
  12031. <title>162: Eee! Pinions!</title>
  12032. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/162</link>
  12033. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/162</guid>
  12034. <pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2015 15:35:00 CST</pubDate>
  12035. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_162.mp3" length="46000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  12036. <description>
  12037. &quot;Caveat Emptor&quot; the old adage says, but that adage is in Latin and doesn't mention the drive-thru window, so it might as well not even exist. We're looking at two different sites: ePinions and MeasuredUp, two different places on the internet where consumers can demand their voice be heard. Of course, nobody's actually going to pay any attention, but they can certainly demand it nonetheless. This week, we're all worried about Dimmy. </description>
  12038. <content:encoded>
  12039. <![CDATA[
  12040. <p>with:
  12041. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  12042. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  12043. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  12044. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  12045. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  12046. </p>
  12047. <p>reading:
  12048. <code>epinions.com</code>
  12049. <code>measuredup.com</code>
  12050. </p>
  12051. <p>Content provided by <strong>Montrith</strong>.</p>
  12052. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  12053. <p>&quot;Caveat Emptor&quot; the old adage says, but that adage is in Latin and doesn't mention the drive-thru window, so it might as well not even exist. We're looking at two different sites: ePinions and MeasuredUp, two different places on the internet where consumers can demand their voice be heard. Of course, nobody's actually going to pay any attention, but they can certainly demand it nonetheless. This week, we're all worried about Dimmy.</p>
  12054. <p>Music used:
  12055. <ol>
  12056. <li>Mr Little Jeans - Good Mistake</li>
  12057. <li>DEVO - Wiggly World</li>
  12058. </ol>
  12059. </p>
  12060. ]]>
  12061. </content:encoded>
  12062. <itunes:summary>&quot;Caveat Emptor&quot; the old adage says, but that adage is in Latin and doesn't mention the drive-thru window, so it might as well not even exist. We're looking at two different sites: ePinions and MeasuredUp, two different places on the internet where consumers can demand their voice be heard. Of course, nobody's actually going to pay any attention, but they can certainly demand it nonetheless. This week, we're all worried about Dimmy.</itunes:summary>
  12063. <itunes:episode>162</itunes:episode>
  12064. <itunes:title>Eee! Pinions!</itunes:title>
  12065. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  12066. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  12067. <itunes:subtitle>reading epinions.com,measuredup.com</itunes:subtitle>
  12068. <itunes:duration>1:09:28</itunes:duration>
  12069. </item>
  12070. <item>
  12071. <title>161: A Miserable Pile of Secrets</title>
  12072. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/161</link>
  12073. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/161</guid>
  12074. <pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2015 15:30:00 CST</pubDate>
  12075. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_161.mp3" length="60000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  12076. <description>
  12077. Vampires, as a concept, tend to fall in and out of favor, depending on the trends of popular culture. And with that shift in trends, so too is there a flux in the number of people who pretend to be vampires for whatever reason. But fortunately, there is help!  Steve Leighton, the proprietor of vampirewebsite.net is a REAL vampire,  and he has tips on how to find out if you are also a real vampire, and then how to distinguish yourself from the fakers. This week, The F Plus works on the pilot for our vampire sitcom. </description>
  12078. <content:encoded>
  12079. <![CDATA[
  12080. <p>with:
  12081. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  12082. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  12083. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  12084. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  12085. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  12086. </p>
  12087. <p>reading:
  12088. <code>vampirewebsite.net</code>
  12089. </p>
  12090. <p>Content provided by <strong>JamEngulfer</strong>.</p>
  12091. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  12092. <p>Vampires, as a concept, tend to fall in and out of favor, depending on the trends of popular culture. And with that shift in trends, so too is there a flux in the number of people who pretend to be vampires for whatever reason. But fortunately, there is help!  Steve Leighton, the proprietor of vampirewebsite.net is a REAL vampire,  and he has tips on how to find out if you are also a real vampire, and then how to distinguish yourself from the fakers. This week, The F Plus works on the pilot for our vampire sitcom.</p>
  12093. <p>Music used:
  12094. <ol>
  12095. <li>Glenn Beck ft. Trevor Cushman - Get Off My Phone</li>
  12096. </ol>
  12097. </p>
  12098. ]]>
  12099. </content:encoded>
  12100. <itunes:summary>Vampires, as a concept, tend to fall in and out of favor, depending on the trends of popular culture. And with that shift in trends, so too is there a flux in the number of people who pretend to be vampires for whatever reason. But fortunately, there is help!  Steve Leighton, the proprietor of vampirewebsite.net is a REAL vampire,  and he has tips on how to find out if you are also a real vampire, and then how to distinguish yourself from the fakers. This week, The F Plus works on the pilot for our vampire sitcom.</itunes:summary>
  12101. <itunes:episode>161</itunes:episode>
  12102. <itunes:title>A Miserable Pile of Secrets</itunes:title>
  12103. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  12104. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  12105. <itunes:subtitle>reading vampirewebsite.net</itunes:subtitle>
  12106. <itunes:duration>1:23:32</itunes:duration>
  12107. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/161/ep161.jpg</image>
  12108. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/161/ep161-500x500.jpg" />
  12109. </item>
  12110. <item>
  12111. <title>160: To Serve Otherkin</title>
  12112. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/160</link>
  12113. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/160</guid>
  12114. <pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2014 12:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  12115. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_160.mp3" length="48000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  12116. <description>
  12117. Listen buddy, I don't want to eat your human food. I might look like a human, but I'm actually a bullfrog in my soul, so I want to eat bullfrog food. Except I don't want to eat bugs because that would be totally gross. And if that doesn't make any sense, you need to check your Making Sense Privilege. This week, we're exploring the delicious recipes of Kin Food: A website set up specifically to distribute recipes to tumblrites who refused to be pigeonholed (unless they're part pigeon and part hole). This week, The F Plus has a soft spot for people eating folks. </description>
  12118. <content:encoded>
  12119. <![CDATA[
  12120. <p>with:
  12121. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  12122. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  12123. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  12124. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  12125. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  12126. </p>
  12127. <p>reading:
  12128. <code>kinfood.tumblr.com</code>
  12129. </p>
  12130. <p>Content provided by <strong>BomberJacket</strong>.</p>
  12131. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  12132. <p>Listen buddy, I don't want to eat your human food. I might look like a human, but I'm actually a bullfrog in my soul, so I want to eat bullfrog food. Except I don't want to eat bugs because that would be totally gross. And if that doesn't make any sense, you need to check your Making Sense Privilege. This week, we're exploring the delicious recipes of Kin Food: A website set up specifically to distribute recipes to tumblrites who refused to be pigeonholed (unless they're part pigeon and part hole). This week, The F Plus has a soft spot for people eating folks.</p>
  12133. <p>Music used:
  12134. <ol>
  12135. <li>Duran Duran - Hungry Like The Wolf</li>
  12136. <li>Parappa the Rapper- Seafood Cake</li>
  12137. </ol>
  12138. </p>
  12139. ]]>
  12140. </content:encoded>
  12141. <itunes:summary>Listen buddy, I don't want to eat your human food. I might look like a human, but I'm actually a bullfrog in my soul, so I want to eat bullfrog food. Except I don't want to eat bugs because that would be totally gross. And if that doesn't make any sense, you need to check your Making Sense Privilege. This week, we're exploring the delicious recipes of Kin Food: A website set up specifically to distribute recipes to tumblrites who refused to be pigeonholed (unless they're part pigeon and part hole). This week, The F Plus has a soft spot for people eating folks.</itunes:summary>
  12142. <itunes:episode>160</itunes:episode>
  12143. <itunes:title>To Serve Otherkin</itunes:title>
  12144. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  12145. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  12146. <itunes:subtitle>reading kinfood.tumblr.com</itunes:subtitle>
  12147. <itunes:duration>1:06:35</itunes:duration>
  12148. </item>
  12149. <item>
  12150. <title>159: But Is It Deviantart?</title>
  12151. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/159</link>
  12152. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/159</guid>
  12153. <pubDate>Sat, 20 Dec 2014 15:15:00 CST</pubDate>
  12154. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_159.mp3" length="48000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  12155. <description>
  12156. We're all familiar with DeviantArt as the best place on the internet for crudely drawn pictures  of Sonic The Hedgehog hit with a shrink ray and then eaten alive by the the girl in Lollipop Chainsaw. But did you know that DeviantArt also has a large archive of written work, such as poetry? And did you know that the great majority of that written work is terrible? Okay, I'm sure that second reveal wasn't much of a surprise, but we do have some in store for you. This week, Finland meets its match. </description>
  12157. <content:encoded>
  12158. <![CDATA[
  12159. <p>with:
  12160. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  12161. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  12162. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  12163. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lou-fernandez">Lou Fernandez</a>
  12164. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  12165. </p>
  12166. <p>reading:
  12167. <code>deviantart.com</code>
  12168. </p>
  12169. <p>Content provided by <strong>A Meat</strong>.</p>
  12170. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  12171. <p>We're all familiar with DeviantArt as the best place on the internet for crudely drawn pictures  of Sonic The Hedgehog hit with a shrink ray and then eaten alive by the the girl in Lollipop Chainsaw. But did you know that DeviantArt also has a large archive of written work, such as poetry? And did you know that the great majority of that written work is terrible? Okay, I'm sure that second reveal wasn't much of a surprise, but we do have some in store for you. This week, Finland meets its match.</p>
  12172. <p>Music used:
  12173. <ol>
  12174. <li>King Missile - Sensitive Artist</li>
  12175. <li>Anthony Carmichael - I'm Rappin (from Look Around You series 2)</li>
  12176. </ol>
  12177. </p>
  12178. ]]>
  12179. </content:encoded>
  12180. <itunes:summary>We're all familiar with DeviantArt as the best place on the internet for crudely drawn pictures  of Sonic The Hedgehog hit with a shrink ray and then eaten alive by the the girl in Lollipop Chainsaw. But did you know that DeviantArt also has a large archive of written work, such as poetry? And did you know that the great majority of that written work is terrible? Okay, I'm sure that second reveal wasn't much of a surprise, but we do have some in store for you. This week, Finland meets its match.</itunes:summary>
  12181. <itunes:episode>159</itunes:episode>
  12182. <itunes:title>But Is It Deviantart?</itunes:title>
  12183. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  12184. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  12185. <itunes:subtitle>reading deviantart.com</itunes:subtitle>
  12186. <itunes:duration>1:10:15</itunes:duration>
  12187. </item>
  12188. <item>
  12189. <title>158: I Call It The Vaporhighzer</title>
  12190. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/158</link>
  12191. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/158</guid>
  12192. <pubDate>Sun, 14 Dec 2014 16:20:00 CST</pubDate>
  12193. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_158.mp3" length="58000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  12194. <description>
  12195. Conventional thinking leads to conventional problems. And when a conventional problem needs an unconventional solution, you'll need to step outside of your own mind to really understand the universal problems. And maybe that all looked like gibberish to you, but I'll bet it makes a lot more sense you get super duper high first. At least, that's the typical first (and second and only) step taken by the people of HighDeas.com; a place where the marijuana-inclined can gather and discuss what geniuses they all are except there's no way to prove it. This week, The F Plus makes a burrito turducken. </description>
  12196. <content:encoded>
  12197. <![CDATA[
  12198. <p>with:
  12199. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  12200. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  12201. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  12202. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  12203. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  12204. </p>
  12205. <p>reading:
  12206. <code>highdeas.com</code>
  12207. </p>
  12208. <p>Content provided by <strong>Montrith</strong>.</p>
  12209. <p>Edited by <strong>Isfahan</strong>.</p>
  12210. <p>Conventional thinking leads to conventional problems. And when a conventional problem needs an unconventional solution, you'll need to step outside of your own mind to really understand the universal problems. And maybe that all looked like gibberish to you, but I'll bet it makes a lot more sense you get super duper high first. At least, that's the typical first (and second and only) step taken by the people of HighDeas.com; a place where the marijuana-inclined can gather and discuss what geniuses they all are except there's no way to prove it. This week, The F Plus makes a burrito turducken.</p>
  12211. <p>Music used:
  12212. <ol>
  12213. <li>Afroman - Because I Got High</li>
  12214. <li>Ras Matthew - Ganja in My Brain</li>
  12215. </ol>
  12216. </p>
  12217. ]]>
  12218. </content:encoded>
  12219. <itunes:summary>Conventional thinking leads to conventional problems. And when a conventional problem needs an unconventional solution, you'll need to step outside of your own mind to really understand the universal problems. And maybe that all looked like gibberish to you, but I'll bet it makes a lot more sense you get super duper high first. At least, that's the typical first (and second and only) step taken by the people of HighDeas.com; a place where the marijuana-inclined can gather and discuss what geniuses they all are except there's no way to prove it. This week, The F Plus makes a burrito turducken.</itunes:summary>
  12220. <itunes:episode>158</itunes:episode>
  12221. <itunes:title>I Call It The Vaporhighzer</itunes:title>
  12222. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  12223. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  12224. <itunes:subtitle>reading highdeas.com</itunes:subtitle>
  12225. <itunes:duration>1:21:29</itunes:duration>
  12226. </item>
  12227. <item>
  12228. <title>157: HSSSSFFFAWWW-WUGGHHHHHHH!</title>
  12229. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/157</link>
  12230. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/157</guid>
  12231. <pubDate>Sat, 06 Dec 2014 20:50:00 CST</pubDate>
  12232. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_157.mp3" length="56000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  12233. <description>
  12234. There's many non-orgasmic things that have been compared to orgasms, but probably none are quite as silly as the traditional sneeze. The subjects of tonite's episode would disagree, we're exploring SneezeFetishForum.org - a place on the Internet where interested parties can go to try to spell out sneezes, and then get super turned on at the spelling of those sneezes. This week, The F Plus hopes your mother doesn't get a cold. </description>
  12235. <content:encoded>
  12236. <![CDATA[
  12237. <p>with:
  12238. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  12239. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  12240. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  12241. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  12242. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  12243. </p>
  12244. <p>reading:
  12245. <code>sneezefetishforum.org</code>
  12246. </p>
  12247. <p>Content provided by <strong>Cheapskate</strong>.</p>
  12248. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  12249. <p>There's many non-orgasmic things that have been compared to orgasms, but probably none are quite as silly as the traditional sneeze. The subjects of tonite's episode would disagree, we're exploring SneezeFetishForum.org - a place on the Internet where interested parties can go to try to spell out sneezes, and then get super turned on at the spelling of those sneezes. This week, The F Plus hopes your mother doesn't get a cold.</p>
  12250. <p>Music used:
  12251. <ol>
  12252. <li>Under the Influence of Giants - Ah Ha</li>
  12253. <li>MS MR - Fantasy</li>
  12254. </ol>
  12255. </p>
  12256. ]]>
  12257. </content:encoded>
  12258. <itunes:summary>There's many non-orgasmic things that have been compared to orgasms, but probably none are quite as silly as the traditional sneeze. The subjects of tonite's episode would disagree, we're exploring SneezeFetishForum.org - a place on the Internet where interested parties can go to try to spell out sneezes, and then get super turned on at the spelling of those sneezes. This week, The F Plus hopes your mother doesn't get a cold.</itunes:summary>
  12259. <itunes:episode>157</itunes:episode>
  12260. <itunes:title>HSSSSFFFAWWW-WUGGHHHHHHH!</itunes:title>
  12261. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  12262. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  12263. <itunes:subtitle>reading sneezefetishforum.org</itunes:subtitle>
  12264. <itunes:duration>1:17:53</itunes:duration>
  12265. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/157/ep157.jpg</image>
  12266. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/157/ep157-600x600.jpg" />
  12267. </item>
  12268. <item>
  12269. <title>156: Auto Moronic Asphyxiation</title>
  12270. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/156</link>
  12271. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/156</guid>
  12272. <pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2014 21:44:00 CST</pubDate>
  12273. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_156.mp3" length="45000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  12274. <description>
  12275. Internet eroticism is a varied, confusing, and repulsive subject. To that end, this is an episode about people who have sex with cars. Confused? Well, if you listen to this entire episode, you'll still be confused. And more than a little grossed out. But hopefully entertained. This week, The F Plus is using Jason's email address. </description>
  12276. <content:encoded>
  12277. <![CDATA[
  12278. <p>with:
  12279. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  12280. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  12281. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  12282. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  12283. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  12284. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  12285. </p>
  12286. <p>reading:
  12287. <code>answers.yahoo.com</code>
  12288. <code>sexwithcars.com</code>
  12289. <code>exhaustsmokelovers.createmybb3.com</code>
  12290. </p>
  12291. <p>Content provided by <strong>BomberJacket</strong>.</p>
  12292. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  12293. <p>Internet eroticism is a varied, confusing, and repulsive subject. To that end, this is an episode about people who have sex with cars. Confused? Well, if you listen to this entire episode, you'll still be confused. And more than a little grossed out. But hopefully entertained. This week, The F Plus is using Jason's email address.</p>
  12294. <p>Music used:
  12295. <ol>
  12296. <li>Hank Williams Jr- Canyonero</li>
  12297. <li>Billy Ocean- Get Out of my Dreams (Get into my Car)</li>
  12298. </ol>
  12299. </p>
  12300. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>ikaribattousai</strong></p>
  12301. ]]>
  12302. </content:encoded>
  12303. <itunes:summary>Internet eroticism is a varied, confusing, and repulsive subject. To that end, this is an episode about people who have sex with cars. Confused? Well, if you listen to this entire episode, you'll still be confused. And more than a little grossed out. But hopefully entertained. This week, The F Plus is using Jason's email address.</itunes:summary>
  12304. <itunes:episode>156</itunes:episode>
  12305. <itunes:title>Auto Moronic Asphyxiation</itunes:title>
  12306. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  12307. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  12308. <itunes:subtitle>reading answers.yahoo.com,sexwithcars.com,exhaustsmokelovers.createmybb3.com</itunes:subtitle>
  12309. <itunes:duration>1:03:06</itunes:duration>
  12310. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/156/ep156.jpg</image>
  12311. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/156/ep156-600x600.jpg" />
  12312. </item>
  12313. <item>
  12314. <title>155: The Search For Terrestrial Intelligence</title>
  12315. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/155</link>
  12316. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/155</guid>
  12317. <pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2014 12:12:00 CST</pubDate>
  12318. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_155.mp3" length="82000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  12319. <description>
  12320. There's a whole lot of planets out there, but this one's mainly nimrods. We're looking at the curiously named alien-ufos.com, a very popular forum for true believers to discuss the various things aliens did to their butts. This week, The F Plus wants to get abucted (we will not state our reasons). </description>
  12321. <content:encoded>
  12322. <![CDATA[
  12323. <p>with:
  12324. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  12325. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  12326. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  12327. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  12328. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lou-fernandez">Lou Fernandez</a>
  12329. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  12330. </p>
  12331. <p>reading:
  12332. <code>alien-ufos.com</code>
  12333. <code>spaceofjoyce.tripod.com</code>
  12334. </p>
  12335. <p>Content provided by <strong>Caroline</strong>.</p>
  12336. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  12337. <p>There's a whole lot of planets out there, but this one's mainly nimrods. We're looking at the curiously named alien-ufos.com, a very popular forum for true believers to discuss the various things aliens did to their butts. This week, The F Plus wants to get abucted (we will not state our reasons).</p>
  12338. <p>Music used:
  12339. <ol>
  12340. <li>Kool Keith - Aliens</li>
  12341. <li>Hüsker Dü - Books About UFOs</li>
  12342. </ol>
  12343. </p>
  12344. ]]>
  12345. </content:encoded>
  12346. <itunes:summary>There's a whole lot of planets out there, but this one's mainly nimrods. We're looking at the curiously named alien-ufos.com, a very popular forum for true believers to discuss the various things aliens did to their butts. This week, The F Plus wants to get abucted (we will not state our reasons).</itunes:summary>
  12347. <itunes:episode>155</itunes:episode>
  12348. <itunes:title>The Search For Terrestrial Intelligence</itunes:title>
  12349. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  12350. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  12351. <itunes:subtitle>reading alien-ufos.com,spaceofjoyce.tripod.com</itunes:subtitle>
  12352. <itunes:duration>1:25:27</itunes:duration>
  12353. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/155/ep155.jpg</image>
  12354. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/155/ep155-450x450.jpg" />
  12355. </item>
  12356. <item>
  12357. <title>154: Witchyhow.com</title>
  12358. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/154</link>
  12359. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/154</guid>
  12360. <pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2014 15:04:00 CST</pubDate>
  12361. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_154.mp3" length="54000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  12362. <description>
  12363. We've done some other magick episodes, but we haven't yet learned the spell that causes any of this to make sense, so we're gonna keep at it. This time, it's PaganLore.com, another one man website with a bunch of poorly written spell instructions and appalling web design choices. This'll be the one where it all makes sense, I'm sure. This week, The F Plus needs to consult with our VCR. </description>
  12364. <content:encoded>
  12365. <![CDATA[
  12366. <p>with:
  12367. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  12368. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  12369. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  12370. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  12371. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  12372. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  12373. </p>
  12374. <p>reading:
  12375. <code>paganlore.com</code>
  12376. </p>
  12377. <p>Content provided by <strong>A Meat</strong>.</p>
  12378. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  12379. <p>We've done some other magick episodes, but we haven't yet learned the spell that causes any of this to make sense, so we're gonna keep at it. This time, it's PaganLore.com, another one man website with a bunch of poorly written spell instructions and appalling web design choices. This'll be the one where it all makes sense, I'm sure. This week, The F Plus needs to consult with our VCR.</p>
  12380. <p>Music used:
  12381. <ol>
  12382. <li>Donovan- Season of the Witch</li>
  12383. <li>King Harvest-Dancing in the Moonlight</li>
  12384. </ol>
  12385. </p>
  12386. ]]>
  12387. </content:encoded>
  12388. <itunes:summary>We've done some other magick episodes, but we haven't yet learned the spell that causes any of this to make sense, so we're gonna keep at it. This time, it's PaganLore.com, another one man website with a bunch of poorly written spell instructions and appalling web design choices. This'll be the one where it all makes sense, I'm sure. This week, The F Plus needs to consult with our VCR.</itunes:summary>
  12389. <itunes:episode>154</itunes:episode>
  12390. <itunes:title>Witchyhow.com</itunes:title>
  12391. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  12392. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  12393. <itunes:subtitle>reading paganlore.com</itunes:subtitle>
  12394. <itunes:duration>1:11:2</itunes:duration>
  12395. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/154/ep154.jpg</image>
  12396. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/154/ep154-600x600.jpg" />
  12397. </item>
  12398. <item>
  12399. <title>153: What A Rip Off</title>
  12400. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/153</link>
  12401. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/153</guid>
  12402. <pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2014 22:34:00 CST</pubDate>
  12403. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_153.mp3" length="46000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  12404. <description>
  12405. With so many websites run by people with dubious ethics (take this one for example), we've been introduced to RipoffReport.com; an Alexa ranked website where the people who've been wronged can let the world know. With nearly 2 million reports filed, these people have a story to tell, but the story starts and ends with duh. This week, The F Plus wants to talk about your MILFaholism. </description>
  12406. <content:encoded>
  12407. <![CDATA[
  12408. <p>with:
  12409. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  12410. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  12411. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  12412. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  12413. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  12414. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  12415. </p>
  12416. <p>reading:
  12417. <code>ripoffreport.com</code>
  12418. </p>
  12419. <p>Content provided by <strong>LADY FRENZY</strong>.</p>
  12420. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  12421. <p>With so many websites run by people with dubious ethics (take this one for example), we've been introduced to RipoffReport.com; an Alexa ranked website where the people who've been wronged can let the world know. With nearly 2 million reports filed, these people have a story to tell, but the story starts and ends with duh. This week, The F Plus wants to talk about your MILFaholism.</p>
  12422. <p>Music used:
  12423. <ol>
  12424. <li>Slobberbone - Piece of Crap (Neil Young cover)</li>
  12425. <li>Rocket From The Crypt - Panic Scam</li>
  12426. </ol>
  12427. </p>
  12428. ]]>
  12429. </content:encoded>
  12430. <itunes:summary>With so many websites run by people with dubious ethics (take this one for example), we've been introduced to RipoffReport.com; an Alexa ranked website where the people who've been wronged can let the world know. With nearly 2 million reports filed, these people have a story to tell, but the story starts and ends with duh. This week, The F Plus wants to talk about your MILFaholism.</itunes:summary>
  12431. <itunes:episode>153</itunes:episode>
  12432. <itunes:title>What A Rip Off</itunes:title>
  12433. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  12434. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  12435. <itunes:subtitle>reading ripoffreport.com</itunes:subtitle>
  12436. <itunes:duration>1:04:57</itunes:duration>
  12437. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/153/ep153.jpg</image>
  12438. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/153/ep153-450x450.jpg" />
  12439. </item>
  12440. <item>
  12441. <title>live3a: F Plus Live 3 | Weird Romance | Part 1</title>
  12442. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/live3a</link>
  12443. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/live3a</guid>
  12444. <pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2014 12:49:00 CST</pubDate>
  12445. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_live_3a.mp3" length="56000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  12446. <description>
  12447. From the raucous Grumpy's Bar in Downtown Minneapolis, The F Plus Live is back! This time with an overarching concept of Weird Romance, you'll be hearing pieces many different books, all written by authors with different mental problems.
  12448.  
  12449. John Toast: Sass Girls X by Imari Imarea
  12450. Isfahan: Your Alpha My Mate by WolfWriter
  12451. Boots Raingear, Kumquatxop &amp; Lemon: Law &amp; Order Fanfic by Where Did Angels Go?
  12452. Bunnybread: Trolling For Pussy by Brenda Stokes Lee
  12453. Frank West: Do Unto Others by Nick Stark
  12454. Portaxx: Twisted! by Miranda Leek
  12455. Victor Laszlo &amp; STOG: Dark Knight Reboot (pt 1)
  12456.  
  12457. </description>
  12458. <content:encoded>
  12459. <![CDATA[
  12460. <p>with:
  12461. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  12462. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  12463. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  12464. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  12465. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  12466. </p>
  12467. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  12468. <p>From the raucous Grumpy's Bar in Downtown Minneapolis, The F Plus Live is back! This time with an overarching concept of Weird Romance, you'll be hearing pieces many different books, all written by authors with different mental problems. </p>
  12469. <ol>
  12470. <li><strong>John Toast</strong>: Sass Girls X <em>by Imari Imarea</em></li>
  12471. <li><strong>Isfahan</strong>: Your Alpha My Mate <em>by WolfWriter</em></li>
  12472. <li><strong>Boots Raingear, Kumquatxop &amp; Lemon</strong>: Law &amp; Order Fanfic <em>by Where Did Angels Go?</em></li>
  12473. <li><strong>Bunnybread</strong>: Trolling For Pussy <em>by Brenda Stokes Lee</em></li>
  12474. <li><strong>Frank West</strong>: Do Unto Others <em>by Nick Stark</em></li>
  12475. <li><strong>Portaxx</strong>: Twisted! <em>by Miranda Leek</em></li>
  12476. <li><strong>Victor Laszlo &amp; STOG</strong>: Dark Knight Reboot (pt 1)</li>
  12477. </ol>
  12478. <figure class="video"><iframe src="//youtube.com/embed/5qksa6gq0G4" frameborder="0" webkitallowfullscreen="true" mozallowfullscreen="true" allowfullscreen="true"></iframe></figure>
  12479. <p>Music used:
  12480. <ol>
  12481. <li>Chamillionare - Ridin</li>
  12482. </ol>
  12483. </p>
  12484. ]]>
  12485. </content:encoded>
  12486. <itunes:summary>From the raucous Grumpy's Bar in Downtown Minneapolis, The F Plus Live is back! This time with an overarching concept of Weird Romance, you'll be hearing pieces many different books, all written by authors with different mental problems.
  12487.  
  12488. John Toast: Sass Girls X by Imari Imarea
  12489. Isfahan: Your Alpha My Mate by WolfWriter
  12490. Boots Raingear, Kumquatxop &amp; Lemon: Law &amp; Order Fanfic by Where Did Angels Go?
  12491. Bunnybread: Trolling For Pussy by Brenda Stokes Lee
  12492. Frank West: Do Unto Others by Nick Stark
  12493. Portaxx: Twisted! by Miranda Leek
  12494. Victor Laszlo &amp; STOG: Dark Knight Reboot (pt 1)
  12495.  
  12496. </itunes:summary>
  12497. <itunes:episode>live3a</itunes:episode>
  12498. <itunes:title>F Plus Live 3 | Weird Romance | Part 1</itunes:title>
  12499. <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
  12500. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  12501. <itunes:subtitle>From the raucous Grumpy's Bar in Downtown Minneapolis, The F Plus Live is back! This time with an…</itunes:subtitle>
  12502. <itunes:duration>1:18:30</itunes:duration>
  12503. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/live3a/live3a.jpg</image>
  12504. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/live3a/live3a-400x400.jpg" />
  12505. </item>
  12506. <item>
  12507. <title>live3b: F Plus Live 3 | Weird Romance | Part 2</title>
  12508. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/live3b</link>
  12509. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/live3b</guid>
  12510. <pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2014 12:49:00 CST</pubDate>
  12511. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_live_3b.mp3" length="50000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  12512. <description>
  12513. We got a lot of love to spread still.
  12514.  
  12515. STOG: Becoming An Elf Mommy
  12516. bumpgrrl: Konigsburg's Model
  12517. Lemon: Popping It by Tim Popper
  12518. Jimmyfranks: Pandora's Box by Em Furey
  12519. John Toast, Bunnybread &amp; Lemon: Law &amp; Order Fanfic 2 by Where Did Angels Go?
  12520. Jack Chick: Desire Untamed by Pamela Palmer
  12521. </description>
  12522. <content:encoded>
  12523. <![CDATA[
  12524. <p>with:
  12525. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bumpgrrl">bumpgrrl</a>
  12526. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  12527. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  12528. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  12529. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  12530. </p>
  12531. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  12532. <p>We got a lot of love to spread still.</p>
  12533. <ol>
  12534. <li><strong>STOG</strong>: Becoming An Elf Mommy</li>
  12535. <li><strong>bumpgrrl</strong>: Konigsburg's Model</li>
  12536. <li><strong>Lemon</strong>: Popping It <em>by Tim Popper</em></li>
  12537. <li><strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>: Pandora's Box <em>by Em Furey</em></li>
  12538. <li><strong>John Toast, Bunnybread &amp; Lemon</strong>: Law &amp; Order Fanfic 2 <em>by Where Did Angels Go?</em></li>
  12539. <li><strong>Jack Chick</strong>: Desire Untamed <em>by Pamela Palmer</em></li>
  12540. </ol>
  12541. <p>Music used:
  12542. <ol>
  12543. <li>Neal Stidham - STOGvivalism</li>
  12544. </ol>
  12545. </p>
  12546. ]]>
  12547. </content:encoded>
  12548. <itunes:summary>We got a lot of love to spread still.
  12549.  
  12550. STOG: Becoming An Elf Mommy
  12551. bumpgrrl: Konigsburg's Model
  12552. Lemon: Popping It by Tim Popper
  12553. Jimmyfranks: Pandora's Box by Em Furey
  12554. John Toast, Bunnybread &amp; Lemon: Law &amp; Order Fanfic 2 by Where Did Angels Go?
  12555. Jack Chick: Desire Untamed by Pamela Palmer
  12556. </itunes:summary>
  12557. <itunes:episode>live3b</itunes:episode>
  12558. <itunes:title>F Plus Live 3 | Weird Romance | Part 2</itunes:title>
  12559. <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
  12560. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  12561. <itunes:subtitle>We got a lot of love to spread still.  STOG: Becoming An Elf Mommy bumpgrrl: Konigsburg's Model…</itunes:subtitle>
  12562. <itunes:duration>1:10:18</itunes:duration>
  12563. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/live3b/live3b.jpg</image>
  12564. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/live3b/live3b-400x400.jpg" />
  12565. </item>
  12566. <item>
  12567. <title>live3c: F Plus Live 3 | Weird Romance | Part 3</title>
  12568. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/live3c</link>
  12569. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/live3c</guid>
  12570. <pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2014 12:49:00 CST</pubDate>
  12571. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_live_3c.mp3" length="39000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  12572. <description>
  12573. It's the last leg of F Plus Live 3, and we're not running out of energy.
  12574.  
  12575. Boots Raingear: Taken by the T-Rex by Christie Sims
  12576. The Not Ready For YouTube Players: Dark Knight Reboot, part 2
  12577. Adam Bozarth: The Painting Fuckerby Jonathan Platz-Halter
  12578. Kumquatxop: Tears of a Clown
  12579. Adam Bozarth &amp; Frank West: Dark Knight Reboot, part 2
  12580.  
  12581. </description>
  12582. <content:encoded>
  12583. <![CDATA[
  12584. <p>with:
  12585. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  12586. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  12587. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  12588. </p>
  12589. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  12590. <p>It's the last leg of F Plus Live 3, and we're not running out of energy. </p>
  12591. <ol>
  12592. <li><strong>Boots Raingear</strong>: Taken by the T-Rex <em>by Christie Sims</em></li>
  12593. <li><strong>The Not Ready For YouTube Players</strong>: Dark Knight Reboot, part 2</li>
  12594. <li><strong>Adam Bozarth</strong>: The Painting Fucker<em>by Jonathan Platz-Halter</em></li>
  12595. <li><strong>Kumquatxop</strong>: Tears of a Clown</li>
  12596. <li><strong>Adam Bozarth &amp; Frank West</strong>: Dark Knight Reboot, part 2</li>
  12597. </ol>
  12598. <figure class="video"><iframe src="//youtube.com/embed/J4MU8_3WF8w" frameborder="0" webkitallowfullscreen="true" mozallowfullscreen="true" allowfullscreen="true"></iframe></figure>
  12599. <p>Music used:
  12600. <ol>
  12601. <li>Lady - Yankin</li>
  12602. </ol>
  12603. </p>
  12604. ]]>
  12605. </content:encoded>
  12606. <itunes:summary>It's the last leg of F Plus Live 3, and we're not running out of energy.
  12607.  
  12608. Boots Raingear: Taken by the T-Rex by Christie Sims
  12609. The Not Ready For YouTube Players: Dark Knight Reboot, part 2
  12610. Adam Bozarth: The Painting Fuckerby Jonathan Platz-Halter
  12611. Kumquatxop: Tears of a Clown
  12612. Adam Bozarth &amp; Frank West: Dark Knight Reboot, part 2
  12613.  
  12614. </itunes:summary>
  12615. <itunes:episode>live3c</itunes:episode>
  12616. <itunes:title>F Plus Live 3 | Weird Romance | Part 3</itunes:title>
  12617. <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
  12618. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  12619. <itunes:subtitle>It's the last leg of F Plus Live 3, and we're not running out of energy.   Boots Raingear: Taken by…</itunes:subtitle>
  12620. <itunes:duration>55:08</itunes:duration>
  12621. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/live3c/live3c.jpg</image>
  12622. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/live3c/live3c-400x400.jpg" />
  12623. </item>
  12624. <item>
  12625. <title>152: This Ain't Episode 152 XXX</title>
  12626. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/152</link>
  12627. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/152</guid>
  12628. <pubDate>Sat, 11 Oct 2014 15:39:00 CST</pubDate>
  12629. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_152.mp3" length="52000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  12630. <description>
  12631. AdultDVDTalk.com is a forum where people talk about porn. And uh... Yeah, I think that pretty much covers it. This is definitely one of the gross ones. This week, The F Plus abandons our jerk off station. </description>
  12632. <content:encoded>
  12633. <![CDATA[
  12634. <p>with:
  12635. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  12636. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  12637. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  12638. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  12639. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  12640. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  12641. </p>
  12642. <p>reading:
  12643. <code>AdultDVDTalk.com</code>
  12644. </p>
  12645. <p>Content provided by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  12646. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  12647. <p>AdultDVDTalk.com is a forum where people talk about porn. And uh... Yeah, I think that pretty much covers it. This is definitely one of the gross ones. This week, The F Plus abandons our jerk off station.</p>
  12648. <p>Music used:
  12649. <ol>
  12650. <li>Duran Duran- Girls on Film</li>
  12651. <li>Shel Silverstein-I Saw Polly In A Porny</li>
  12652. </ol>
  12653. </p>
  12654. ]]>
  12655. </content:encoded>
  12656. <itunes:summary>AdultDVDTalk.com is a forum where people talk about porn. And uh... Yeah, I think that pretty much covers it. This is definitely one of the gross ones. This week, The F Plus abandons our jerk off station.</itunes:summary>
  12657. <itunes:episode>152</itunes:episode>
  12658. <itunes:title>This Ain't Episode 152 XXX</itunes:title>
  12659. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  12660. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  12661. <itunes:subtitle>reading AdultDVDTalk.com</itunes:subtitle>
  12662. <itunes:duration>1:12:47</itunes:duration>
  12663. </item>
  12664. <item>
  12665. <title>151: F Plus Sings</title>
  12666. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/151</link>
  12667. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/151</guid>
  12668. <pubDate>Sat, 13 Sep 2014 13:39:00 CST</pubDate>
  12669. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_151.mp3" length="54000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  12670. <description>
  12671. SongWritingFever.com is a place on the internet where self-professed songwriters can post lyrics without accompaniment, and it's up to the internet to build a song around what they have. Alright then, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Our first-ever musical episode has 5 ridiculists trying their best to sing the unsingable. The rest is for the remix. </description>
  12672. <content:encoded>
  12673. <![CDATA[
  12674. <p>with:
  12675. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  12676. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  12677. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  12678. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  12679. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  12680. </p>
  12681. <p>reading:
  12682. <code>SongWritingFever.com</code>
  12683. </p>
  12684. <p>Content provided by <strong>Markus</strong>.</p>
  12685. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  12686. <p>SongWritingFever.com is a place on the internet where self-professed songwriters can post lyrics without accompaniment, and it's up to the internet to build a song around what they have. Alright then, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Our first-ever musical episode has 5 ridiculists trying their best to sing the unsingable. The rest is for the remix.</p>
  12687. <p>Music used:
  12688. <ol>
  12689. <li>Arthur Conley- Sweet Soul Music</li>
  12690. <li>The Carpenters- Sing a Song</li>
  12691. </ol>
  12692. </p>
  12693. ]]>
  12694. </content:encoded>
  12695. <itunes:summary>SongWritingFever.com is a place on the internet where self-professed songwriters can post lyrics without accompaniment, and it's up to the internet to build a song around what they have. Alright then, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Our first-ever musical episode has 5 ridiculists trying their best to sing the unsingable. The rest is for the remix.</itunes:summary>
  12696. <itunes:episode>151</itunes:episode>
  12697. <itunes:title>F Plus Sings</itunes:title>
  12698. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  12699. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  12700. <itunes:subtitle>reading SongWritingFever.com</itunes:subtitle>
  12701. <itunes:duration>56:37</itunes:duration>
  12702. </item>
  12703. <item>
  12704. <title>150: Snoot By The Foot</title>
  12705. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/150</link>
  12706. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/150</guid>
  12707. <pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2014 14:40:00 CST</pubDate>
  12708. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_150.mp3" length="48000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  12709. <description>
  12710. It's probably a complicated confluence of biology and experience that leads a person to become a foot fetishist, but it is a confluence that clearly happens very often, if the internet is to be believed. What exactly is it that these foot fetishists seem to hold as a common interest? Well, if you ask the members of The Den Of Smelly Feet, the answer is... yeah, that. This week, The F Plus really wants to make out with Gary. </description>
  12711. <content:encoded>
  12712. <![CDATA[
  12713. <p>with:
  12714. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  12715. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  12716. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  12717. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  12718. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  12719. </p>
  12720. <p>reading:
  12721. <code>footsniffing.com</code>
  12722. </p>
  12723. <p>Content provided by <strong>Caroline</strong>.</p>
  12724. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  12725. <p>It's probably a complicated confluence of biology and experience that leads a person to become a foot fetishist, but it is a confluence that clearly happens very often, if the internet is to be believed. What exactly is it that these foot fetishists seem to hold as a common interest? Well, if you ask the members of The Den Of Smelly Feet, the answer is... yeah, that. This week, The F Plus really wants to make out with Gary.</p>
  12726. <p>Music used:
  12727. <ol>
  12728. <li>Lynyrd Skynyrd-That Smell</li>
  12729. <li>J. Geils Band - Love Stinks</li>
  12730. </ol>
  12731. </p>
  12732. ]]>
  12733. </content:encoded>
  12734. <itunes:summary>It's probably a complicated confluence of biology and experience that leads a person to become a foot fetishist, but it is a confluence that clearly happens very often, if the internet is to be believed. What exactly is it that these foot fetishists seem to hold as a common interest? Well, if you ask the members of The Den Of Smelly Feet, the answer is... yeah, that. This week, The F Plus really wants to make out with Gary.</itunes:summary>
  12735. <itunes:episode>150</itunes:episode>
  12736. <itunes:title>Snoot By The Foot</itunes:title>
  12737. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  12738. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  12739. <itunes:subtitle>reading footsniffing.com</itunes:subtitle>
  12740. <itunes:duration>1:20:30</itunes:duration>
  12741. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/150/ep150.jpg</image>
  12742. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/150/ep150-400x400.jpg" />
  12743. </item>
  12744. <item>
  12745. <title>149: There's A Reason Why We Don't Do Drugs Together</title>
  12746. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/149</link>
  12747. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/149</guid>
  12748. <pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2014 09:48:00 CST</pubDate>
  12749. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_149.mp3" length="49000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  12750. <description>
  12751. When you get a room full of drug enthusiasts together, the topics of conversation are somewhat predictable; Terrible music, guys we ain't seen lately, and where can we get more drugs. But this episode explores what happens when those topics drift. We're going to The Hip Forums to browse some less popular forums, particularly sexuality and religion, and you WILL be horrified by what you find. No no no, you really will be. This week, The F Plus wants a boatboy (as soon as we know what one is). </description>
  12752. <content:encoded>
  12753. <![CDATA[
  12754. <p>with:
  12755. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  12756. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  12757. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  12758. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  12759. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  12760. </p>
  12761. <p>reading:
  12762. <code>hipforums.com</code>
  12763. </p>
  12764. <p>Content provided by <strong>A Meat</strong>.</p>
  12765. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  12766. <p>When you get a room full of drug enthusiasts together, the topics of conversation are somewhat predictable; Terrible music, guys we ain't seen lately, and where can we get more drugs. But this episode explores what happens when those topics drift. We're going to The Hip Forums to browse some less popular forums, particularly sexuality and religion, and you WILL be horrified by what you find. No no no, you really will be. This week, The F Plus wants a boatboy (as soon as we know what one is).</p>
  12767. <p>Music used:
  12768. <ol>
  12769. <li>Tower of Power - What Is Hip?</li>
  12770. <li>ABC - So Hip It Hurts</li>
  12771. </ol>
  12772. </p>
  12773. ]]>
  12774. </content:encoded>
  12775. <itunes:summary>When you get a room full of drug enthusiasts together, the topics of conversation are somewhat predictable; Terrible music, guys we ain't seen lately, and where can we get more drugs. But this episode explores what happens when those topics drift. We're going to The Hip Forums to browse some less popular forums, particularly sexuality and religion, and you WILL be horrified by what you find. No no no, you really will be. This week, The F Plus wants a boatboy (as soon as we know what one is).</itunes:summary>
  12776. <itunes:episode>149</itunes:episode>
  12777. <itunes:title>There's A Reason Why We Don't Do Drugs Together</itunes:title>
  12778. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  12779. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  12780. <itunes:subtitle>reading hipforums.com</itunes:subtitle>
  12781. <itunes:duration>1:07:46</itunes:duration>
  12782. </item>
  12783. <item>
  12784. <title>148: Exclusive Unoriginal Content</title>
  12785. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/148</link>
  12786. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/148</guid>
  12787. <pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2014 14:14:00 CST</pubDate>
  12788. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_148.mp3" length="53000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  12789. <description>
  12790. The community of contributors to tvtropes.org are clearly experts in consuming mass media. They've honed their skills in identifying devices, contrivances, holes and structure in various plots, so much so that they may have distilled fiction as a whole into simple, repeatable formulas. Does that make them good writers? Let's find out! This week, The F Plus gets 241's at the Angsty Wang. </description>
  12791. <content:encoded>
  12792. <![CDATA[
  12793. <p>with:
  12794. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  12795. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  12796. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  12797. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  12798. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  12799. </p>
  12800. <p>reading:
  12801. <code>TVTropes.org</code>
  12802. </p>
  12803. <p>Content provided by <strong>Cheapskate</strong>.</p>
  12804. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  12805. <p>The community of contributors to tvtropes.org are clearly experts in consuming mass media. They've honed their skills in identifying devices, contrivances, holes and structure in various plots, so much so that they may have distilled fiction as a whole into simple, repeatable formulas. Does that make them good writers? Let's find out! This week, The F Plus gets 241's at the Angsty Wang.</p>
  12806. <p>Music used:
  12807. <ol>
  12808. <li>Cibo Matto-Lint of Love</li>
  12809. <li>Future of the Left-Notes on Achieving Orbit</li>
  12810. </ol>
  12811. </p>
  12812. ]]>
  12813. </content:encoded>
  12814. <itunes:summary>The community of contributors to tvtropes.org are clearly experts in consuming mass media. They've honed their skills in identifying devices, contrivances, holes and structure in various plots, so much so that they may have distilled fiction as a whole into simple, repeatable formulas. Does that make them good writers? Let's find out! This week, The F Plus gets 241's at the Angsty Wang.</itunes:summary>
  12815. <itunes:episode>148</itunes:episode>
  12816. <itunes:title>Exclusive Unoriginal Content</itunes:title>
  12817. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  12818. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  12819. <itunes:subtitle>reading TVTropes.org</itunes:subtitle>
  12820. <itunes:duration>1:14:13</itunes:duration>
  12821. </item>
  12822. <item>
  12823. <title>147: This Episode Doesn't Need A Title, Man</title>
  12824. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/147</link>
  12825. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/147</guid>
  12826. <pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2014 10:16:00 CST</pubDate>
  12827. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_147.mp3" length="54000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  12828. <description>
  12829. The understanding and definition of &quot;truth&quot; is constantly redefined, expanded, and re-evaluated with new information as it is learned. Fortunately for us, the brave citizenry of shroomery.org have taken more than their share of mind-expanding drugs, and now they are ready to share their knowledge. Knowledge about how to be a Muslim without believing in the Koran, or the best comedy routines on 9/11 conspiracy theories. This week, The F Plus learns what happens when you sit on a cake. </description>
  12830. <content:encoded>
  12831. <![CDATA[
  12832. <p>with:
  12833. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  12834. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  12835. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  12836. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  12837. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  12838. </p>
  12839. <p>reading:
  12840. <code>shroomery.org</code>
  12841. </p>
  12842. <p>Content provided by <strong>Montrith</strong>.</p>
  12843. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  12844. <p>The understanding and definition of &quot;truth&quot; is constantly redefined, expanded, and re-evaluated with new information as it is learned. Fortunately for us, the brave citizenry of shroomery.org have taken more than their share of mind-expanding drugs, and now they are ready to share their knowledge. Knowledge about how to be a Muslim without believing in the Koran, or the best comedy routines on 9/11 conspiracy theories. This week, The F Plus learns what happens when you sit on a cake.</p>
  12845. <p>Music used:
  12846. <ol>
  12847. <li>Ween - Flies On My Dick</li>
  12848. <li>H. R. Pufnstuf theme song</li>
  12849. </ol>
  12850. </p>
  12851. ]]>
  12852. </content:encoded>
  12853. <itunes:summary>The understanding and definition of &quot;truth&quot; is constantly redefined, expanded, and re-evaluated with new information as it is learned. Fortunately for us, the brave citizenry of shroomery.org have taken more than their share of mind-expanding drugs, and now they are ready to share their knowledge. Knowledge about how to be a Muslim without believing in the Koran, or the best comedy routines on 9/11 conspiracy theories. This week, The F Plus learns what happens when you sit on a cake.</itunes:summary>
  12854. <itunes:episode>147</itunes:episode>
  12855. <itunes:title>This Episode Doesn't Need A Title, Man</itunes:title>
  12856. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  12857. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  12858. <itunes:subtitle>reading shroomery.org</itunes:subtitle>
  12859. <itunes:duration>1:16:00</itunes:duration>
  12860. </item>
  12861. <item>
  12862. <title>146: Don't Patreonize Me</title>
  12863. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/146</link>
  12864. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/146</guid>
  12865. <pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2014 17:55:00 CST</pubDate>
  12866. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_146.mp3" length="57000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  12867. <description>
  12868. What is the value of art? That's very difficult to say. It's possible to get your art to sell for hundreds of millions of dollars, but first you'll have to be dead and have your life's work liquidated by David Geffen. If you're unlucky, you're a webcomic author, constantly making Tumblr posts advertising your work to an audience of nobody waiting for the day that everything hits big. And that's where Patreon comes in. A crowdfunding service with no possible benefit for the world, Patreon wants to turn whiny, self-important Best Buy shelf-stockers into whiny, self important internet celebrities. This week, The F Plus can finally buy the special paper. </description>
  12869. <content:encoded>
  12870. <![CDATA[
  12871. <p>with:
  12872. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  12873. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  12874. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  12875. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  12876. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  12877. </p>
  12878. <p>reading:
  12879. <code>Patreon.com</code>
  12880. </p>
  12881. <p>Content provided by <strong>Yellow Jester</strong>.</p>
  12882. <p>Edited by <strong>Isfahan</strong>.</p>
  12883. <p>What is the value of art? That's very difficult to say. It's possible to get your art to sell for hundreds of millions of dollars, but first you'll have to be dead and have your life's work liquidated by David Geffen. If you're unlucky, you're a webcomic author, constantly making Tumblr posts advertising your work to an audience of nobody waiting for the day that everything hits big. And that's where Patreon comes in. A crowdfunding service with no possible benefit for the world, Patreon wants to turn whiny, self-important Best Buy shelf-stockers into whiny, self important internet celebrities. This week, The F Plus can finally buy the special paper.</p>
  12884. <p>Music used:
  12885. <ol>
  12886. <li>Dire Straits - Money for Nothing</li>
  12887. <li>ZZ Top - Just Got Paid</li>
  12888. </ol>
  12889. </p>
  12890. ]]>
  12891. </content:encoded>
  12892. <itunes:summary>What is the value of art? That's very difficult to say. It's possible to get your art to sell for hundreds of millions of dollars, but first you'll have to be dead and have your life's work liquidated by David Geffen. If you're unlucky, you're a webcomic author, constantly making Tumblr posts advertising your work to an audience of nobody waiting for the day that everything hits big. And that's where Patreon comes in. A crowdfunding service with no possible benefit for the world, Patreon wants to turn whiny, self-important Best Buy shelf-stockers into whiny, self important internet celebrities. This week, The F Plus can finally buy the special paper.</itunes:summary>
  12893. <itunes:episode>146</itunes:episode>
  12894. <itunes:title>Don't Patreonize Me</itunes:title>
  12895. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  12896. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  12897. <itunes:subtitle>reading Patreon.com</itunes:subtitle>
  12898. <itunes:duration>1:19:56</itunes:duration>
  12899. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/146/t146.jpg</image>
  12900. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/146/t146-600x600.jpg" />
  12901. </item>
  12902. <item>
  12903. <title>145: Elon Musk Won't Return My Calls</title>
  12904. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/145</link>
  12905. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/145</guid>
  12906. <pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2014 12:18:00 CST</pubDate>
  12907. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_145.mp3" length="45000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  12908. <description>
  12909. With a good idea and a great work ethic, anyone can find success. That statement isn't true at all, but what's more important is what happens when you have a terrible idea and no work ethics. We're looking at The Idea Wiki - a place where the internet can write down its poorly considered ideas for anything at all, and then close the browser window and go back to playing Minecraft. This week, The F Plus brings the chips to you (in the end). </description>
  12910. <content:encoded>
  12911. <![CDATA[
  12912. <p>with:
  12913. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  12914. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  12915. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  12916. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  12917. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  12918. </p>
  12919. <p>reading:
  12920. <code>ideas.wikia.com</code>
  12921. </p>
  12922. <p>Content provided by <strong>A Meat</strong>.</p>
  12923. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  12924. <p>With a good idea and a great work ethic, anyone can find success. That statement isn't true at all, but what's more important is what happens when you have a terrible idea and no work ethics. We're looking at The Idea Wiki - a place where the internet can write down its poorly considered ideas for anything at all, and then close the browser window and go back to playing Minecraft. This week, The F Plus brings the chips to you (in the end).</p>
  12925. <p>Music used:
  12926. <ol>
  12927. <li>Sugar - A Good Idea</li>
  12928. <li>Louis Armstrong - I Get Ideas</li>
  12929. </ol>
  12930. </p>
  12931. ]]>
  12932. </content:encoded>
  12933. <itunes:summary>With a good idea and a great work ethic, anyone can find success. That statement isn't true at all, but what's more important is what happens when you have a terrible idea and no work ethics. We're looking at The Idea Wiki - a place where the internet can write down its poorly considered ideas for anything at all, and then close the browser window and go back to playing Minecraft. This week, The F Plus brings the chips to you (in the end).</itunes:summary>
  12934. <itunes:episode>145</itunes:episode>
  12935. <itunes:title>Elon Musk Won't Return My Calls</itunes:title>
  12936. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  12937. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  12938. <itunes:subtitle>reading ideas.wikia.com</itunes:subtitle>
  12939. <itunes:duration>1:03:38</itunes:duration>
  12940. </item>
  12941. <item>
  12942. <title>144: Knowledge Is A Disease, I Have The Cure</title>
  12943. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/144</link>
  12944. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/144</guid>
  12945. <pubDate>Sun, 20 Jul 2014 15:01:00 CST</pubDate>
  12946. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_144.mp3" length="53000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  12947. <description>
  12948. The American medical apparatus is a frequenct source of discussion and consternation. We all want to be healthy and live long lives, but when for-profit institutions are supposed to help us with that goal, it's easy to get disillusioned. Lucky for us (and by us I mean the podcast), there's the eHealth forums. If you got a problem, and the only thing you're looking for is idiocy and crappy advice, boy do they ever provide. This week, The F Plus wants you to sniff our beer can. </description>
  12949. <content:encoded>
  12950. <![CDATA[
  12951. <p>with:
  12952. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  12953. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  12954. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  12955. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  12956. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  12957. </p>
  12958. <p>reading:
  12959. <code>ehealthforum.com</code>
  12960. </p>
  12961. <p>Content provided by <strong>Caroline</strong>.</p>
  12962. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  12963. <p>The American medical apparatus is a frequenct source of discussion and consternation. We all want to be healthy and live long lives, but when for-profit institutions are supposed to help us with that goal, it's easy to get disillusioned. Lucky for us (and by us I mean the podcast), there's the eHealth forums. If you got a problem, and the only thing you're looking for is idiocy and crappy advice, boy do they ever provide. This week, The F Plus wants you to sniff our beer can.</p>
  12964. <p>Music used:
  12965. <ol>
  12966. <li>The Knife - We Share Our Mother's Health</li>
  12967. <li>Missy Elliot - One Minute Man</li>
  12968. </ol>
  12969. </p>
  12970. ]]>
  12971. </content:encoded>
  12972. <itunes:summary>The American medical apparatus is a frequenct source of discussion and consternation. We all want to be healthy and live long lives, but when for-profit institutions are supposed to help us with that goal, it's easy to get disillusioned. Lucky for us (and by us I mean the podcast), there's the eHealth forums. If you got a problem, and the only thing you're looking for is idiocy and crappy advice, boy do they ever provide. This week, The F Plus wants you to sniff our beer can.</itunes:summary>
  12973. <itunes:episode>144</itunes:episode>
  12974. <itunes:title>Knowledge Is A Disease, I Have The Cure</itunes:title>
  12975. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  12976. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  12977. <itunes:subtitle>reading ehealthforum.com</itunes:subtitle>
  12978. <itunes:duration>1:13:46</itunes:duration>
  12979. </item>
  12980. <item>
  12981. <title>143: Harry Potter and the Weekend Seminar</title>
  12982. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/143</link>
  12983. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/143</guid>
  12984. <pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2014 14:18:00 CST</pubDate>
  12985. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_143.mp3" length="54000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  12986. <description>
  12987. Have you ever thought to yourself &quot;Man, I wish a pagan would come up to me and talk to me about how their religion works&quot;? Well, that's a service you're gonna need to pay for. This is Wizard at Large Consulting, a company which.... uh.... you know, there's cleansing and reiki and stuff. This week, The F Plus is trying to avoid calling Nazi Christian Spiderman. </description>
  12988. <content:encoded>
  12989. <![CDATA[
  12990. <p>with:
  12991. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  12992. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  12993. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  12994. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  12995. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jt">JT</a>
  12996. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  12997. </p>
  12998. <p>reading:
  12999. <code>WizardAtLargeConsultancy.com</code>
  13000. </p>
  13001. <p>Content provided by <strong>Montrith</strong>.</p>
  13002. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  13003. <p>Have you ever thought to yourself &quot;Man, I wish a pagan would come up to me and talk to me about how their religion works&quot;? Well, that's a service you're gonna need to pay for. This is Wizard at Large Consulting, a company which.... uh.... you know, there's cleansing and reiki and stuff. This week, The F Plus is trying to avoid calling Nazi Christian Spiderman.</p>
  13004. <p>Music used:
  13005. <ol>
  13006. <li>Lovin' Spoonful - Do You Believe In Magic?</li>
  13007. <li>Black Sabbath - Wizard</li>
  13008. </ol>
  13009. </p>
  13010. ]]>
  13011. </content:encoded>
  13012. <itunes:summary>Have you ever thought to yourself &quot;Man, I wish a pagan would come up to me and talk to me about how their religion works&quot;? Well, that's a service you're gonna need to pay for. This is Wizard at Large Consulting, a company which.... uh.... you know, there's cleansing and reiki and stuff. This week, The F Plus is trying to avoid calling Nazi Christian Spiderman.</itunes:summary>
  13013. <itunes:episode>143</itunes:episode>
  13014. <itunes:title>Harry Potter and the Weekend Seminar</itunes:title>
  13015. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  13016. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  13017. <itunes:subtitle>reading WizardAtLargeConsultancy.com</itunes:subtitle>
  13018. <itunes:duration>1:14:53</itunes:duration>
  13019. </item>
  13020. <item>
  13021. <title>142: Indie Go Go Go Away</title>
  13022. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/142</link>
  13023. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/142</guid>
  13024. <pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2014 14:58:00 CST</pubDate>
  13025. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_142.mp3" length="41000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  13026. <description>
  13027. Hey guys, you remember that Kickstarter episode? We found worse than that on Indie Go Go. This week, The F Plus selects donors by fuckability. </description>
  13028. <content:encoded>
  13029. <![CDATA[
  13030. <p>with:
  13031. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  13032. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  13033. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  13034. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bumpgrrl">bumpgrrl</a>
  13035. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  13036. </p>
  13037. <p>reading:
  13038. <code>indiegogo.com</code>
  13039. </p>
  13040. <p>Content provided by <strong>Driya</strong>.</p>
  13041. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  13042. <p>Hey guys, you remember that Kickstarter episode? We found worse than that on Indie Go Go. This week, The F Plus selects donors by fuckability.</p>
  13043. <p>Music used:
  13044. <ol>
  13045. <li>Plastic Penny - Give Me Money</li>
  13046. <li>Rolling Stones - Ain't Too Proud to Beg</li>
  13047. </ol>
  13048. </p>
  13049. ]]>
  13050. </content:encoded>
  13051. <itunes:summary>Hey guys, you remember that Kickstarter episode? We found worse than that on Indie Go Go. This week, The F Plus selects donors by fuckability.</itunes:summary>
  13052. <itunes:episode>142</itunes:episode>
  13053. <itunes:title>Indie Go Go Go Away</itunes:title>
  13054. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  13055. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  13056. <itunes:subtitle>reading indiegogo.com</itunes:subtitle>
  13057. <itunes:duration>57:29</itunes:duration>
  13058. </item>
  13059. <item>
  13060. <title>141: We're Gonna Need A Bigger Scrote</title>
  13061. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/141</link>
  13062. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/141</guid>
  13063. <pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2014 12:08:00 CST</pubDate>
  13064. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_141.mp3" length="51000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  13065. <description>
  13066. With sex still being something of a taboo subject, feelings of sexual inadequacy can be complicated. Are you emotionally strong enough to provide a sexual experience that's mutually enjoyed as adventure, discovery, love and combat? Probably not, so how about you just yank on your wang for about 12 hours and see if that makes things any better. This is the topic of penis enlargement. Does it work? You might be surprised to find out how inconsequential the answer to that question is. This week, The F Plus LOVES THE BEACH! </description>
  13067. <content:encoded>
  13068. <![CDATA[
  13069. <p>with:
  13070. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  13071. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  13072. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  13073. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  13074. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  13075. </p>
  13076. <p>reading:
  13077. <code>thundersplace.org</code>
  13078. </p>
  13079. <p>Content provided by <strong>Runic</strong>.</p>
  13080. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  13081. <p>With sex still being something of a taboo subject, feelings of sexual inadequacy can be complicated. Are you emotionally strong enough to provide a sexual experience that's mutually enjoyed as adventure, discovery, love and combat? Probably not, so how about you just yank on your wang for about 12 hours and see if that makes things any better. This is the topic of penis enlargement. Does it work? You might be surprised to find out how inconsequential the answer to that question is. This week, The F Plus LOVES THE BEACH!</p>
  13082. <p>Music used:
  13083. <ol>
  13084. <li>The Hyltonaires - Big Bamboo</li>
  13085. <li>Fred Schneider & Shake Street - Monster</li>
  13086. </ol>
  13087. </p>
  13088. ]]>
  13089. </content:encoded>
  13090. <itunes:summary>With sex still being something of a taboo subject, feelings of sexual inadequacy can be complicated. Are you emotionally strong enough to provide a sexual experience that's mutually enjoyed as adventure, discovery, love and combat? Probably not, so how about you just yank on your wang for about 12 hours and see if that makes things any better. This is the topic of penis enlargement. Does it work? You might be surprised to find out how inconsequential the answer to that question is. This week, The F Plus LOVES THE BEACH!</itunes:summary>
  13091. <itunes:episode>141</itunes:episode>
  13092. <itunes:title>We're Gonna Need A Bigger Scrote</itunes:title>
  13093. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  13094. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  13095. <itunes:subtitle>reading thundersplace.org</itunes:subtitle>
  13096. <itunes:duration>1:11:42</itunes:duration>
  13097. </item>
  13098. <item>
  13099. <title>140: Is There Anyone With A Life on Mars?</title>
  13100. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/140</link>
  13101. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/140</guid>
  13102. <pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2014 13:48:00 CST</pubDate>
  13103. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_140.mp3" length="47000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  13104. <description>
  13105. -=ATTENTION EARTH PLEASE STAND BY FOR THE FOLLOWING URGENT MESSAGE Mars needs poets. Also copywriters. Because maybe if we draft better letters than this one we can hopefully get a couple people with some useful skills END TRANSMISSION=- This week, The F Plus' wives won't mind if we leave forever. </description>
  13106. <content:encoded>
  13107. <![CDATA[
  13108. <p>with:
  13109. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  13110. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  13111. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  13112. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  13113. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  13114. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  13115. </p>
  13116. <p>reading:
  13117. <code>community.mars-one.com</code>
  13118. <code>marsonefans.com</code>
  13119. </p>
  13120. <p>Content provided by <strong>Montrith</strong>.</p>
  13121. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  13122. <p>-=ATTENTION EARTH PLEASE STAND BY FOR THE FOLLOWING URGENT MESSAGE Mars needs poets. Also copywriters. Because maybe if we draft better letters than this one we can hopefully get a couple people with some useful skills END TRANSMISSION=- This week, The F Plus' wives won't mind if we leave forever.</p>
  13123. <p>Music used:
  13124. <ol>
  13125. <li>Waiting For Guffman - Nothing Ever Happens On Mars</li>
  13126. <li>The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band - I'm The Urban Spaceman</li>
  13127. </ol>
  13128. </p>
  13129. ]]>
  13130. </content:encoded>
  13131. <itunes:summary>-=ATTENTION EARTH PLEASE STAND BY FOR THE FOLLOWING URGENT MESSAGE Mars needs poets. Also copywriters. Because maybe if we draft better letters than this one we can hopefully get a couple people with some useful skills END TRANSMISSION=- This week, The F Plus' wives won't mind if we leave forever.</itunes:summary>
  13132. <itunes:episode>140</itunes:episode>
  13133. <itunes:title>Is There Anyone With A Life on Mars?</itunes:title>
  13134. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  13135. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  13136. <itunes:subtitle>reading community.mars-one.com,marsonefans.com</itunes:subtitle>
  13137. <itunes:duration>1:05:52</itunes:duration>
  13138. </item>
  13139. <item>
  13140. <title>139: In a Past Life, I Was Also Insufferable</title>
  13141. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/139</link>
  13142. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/139</guid>
  13143. <pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2014 20:54:00 CST</pubDate>
  13144. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_139.mp3" length="56000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  13145. <description>
  13146. Death is a really, really terrifying prospect, and people go through all sorts of convoluted processes to avoid thinking of their own death as an impending end. Some people make up entire past life stories for themselves that they can imagine their lives as part of a greater continuum. Other people go to the forums and read those past life stories in a silly voice, just to pass the time. This week, STOG's daughter is his mother. </description>
  13147. <content:encoded>
  13148. <![CDATA[
  13149. <p>with:
  13150. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  13151. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  13152. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  13153. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  13154. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  13155. </p>
  13156. <p>reading:
  13157. <code>spiritualforums.com</code>
  13158. </p>
  13159. <p>Content provided by <strong>Cheapskate</strong>.</p>
  13160. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  13161. <p>Death is a really, really terrifying prospect, and people go through all sorts of convoluted processes to avoid thinking of their own death as an impending end. Some people make up entire past life stories for themselves that they can imagine their lives as part of a greater continuum. Other people go to the forums and read those past life stories in a silly voice, just to pass the time. This week, STOG's daughter is his mother.</p>
  13162. <p>Music used:
  13163. <ol>
  13164. <li>DOA - New Age</li>
  13165. <li>Hot Snakes - Who Died</li>
  13166. </ol>
  13167. </p>
  13168. ]]>
  13169. </content:encoded>
  13170. <itunes:summary>Death is a really, really terrifying prospect, and people go through all sorts of convoluted processes to avoid thinking of their own death as an impending end. Some people make up entire past life stories for themselves that they can imagine their lives as part of a greater continuum. Other people go to the forums and read those past life stories in a silly voice, just to pass the time. This week, STOG's daughter is his mother.</itunes:summary>
  13171. <itunes:episode>139</itunes:episode>
  13172. <itunes:title>In a Past Life, I Was Also Insufferable</itunes:title>
  13173. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  13174. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  13175. <itunes:subtitle>reading spiritualforums.com</itunes:subtitle>
  13176. <itunes:duration>1:17:37</itunes:duration>
  13177. </item>
  13178. <item>
  13179. <title>138: The Sound Quality Is Inaudible</title>
  13180. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/138</link>
  13181. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/138</guid>
  13182. <pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2014 22:08:00 CST</pubDate>
  13183. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_138.mp3" length="57000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  13184. <description>
  13185. It's easy to wax poetic on the trancendant power of music as an art form. What goes beyond words, beyond thought, and into a pure rhythmic experience can change you irrevocably. And then you hear a Ke$ha song and wish music never existed. We're looking at extreme audiophiles - people who experience music in such a way that it can only be quantified by large sums of money spent on useless crap. This week, The F Plus ruins your speaker cables with our negative energy. </description>
  13186. <content:encoded>
  13187. <![CDATA[
  13188. <p>with:
  13189. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  13190. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  13191. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  13192. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  13193. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  13194. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  13195. </p>
  13196. <p>reading:
  13197. <code>www.machinadynamica.com</code>
  13198. <code>www.head-fi.org</code>
  13199. </p>
  13200. <p>Content provided by <strong>LADY FRENZY</strong>.</p>
  13201. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  13202. <p>It's easy to wax poetic on the trancendant power of music as an art form. What goes beyond words, beyond thought, and into a pure rhythmic experience can change you irrevocably. And then you hear a Ke$ha song and wish music never existed. We're looking at extreme audiophiles - people who experience music in such a way that it can only be quantified by large sums of money spent on useless crap. This week, The F Plus ruins your speaker cables with our negative energy.</p>
  13203. <p>Music used:
  13204. <ol>
  13205. <li>Autograph - Turn Up The Radio</li>
  13206. <li>Pixies - Planet of Sound</li>
  13207. </ol>
  13208. </p>
  13209. ]]>
  13210. </content:encoded>
  13211. <itunes:summary>It's easy to wax poetic on the trancendant power of music as an art form. What goes beyond words, beyond thought, and into a pure rhythmic experience can change you irrevocably. And then you hear a Ke$ha song and wish music never existed. We're looking at extreme audiophiles - people who experience music in such a way that it can only be quantified by large sums of money spent on useless crap. This week, The F Plus ruins your speaker cables with our negative energy.</itunes:summary>
  13212. <itunes:episode>138</itunes:episode>
  13213. <itunes:title>The Sound Quality Is Inaudible</itunes:title>
  13214. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  13215. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  13216. <itunes:subtitle>reading www.machinadynamica.com,www.head-fi.org</itunes:subtitle>
  13217. <itunes:duration>1:19:58</itunes:duration>
  13218. </item>
  13219. <item>
  13220. <title>137: Please Direct Complaints to This Hole in the Ground</title>
  13221. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/137</link>
  13222. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/137</guid>
  13223. <pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2014 12:06:00 CST</pubDate>
  13224. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_137.mp3" length="50000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  13225. <description>
  13226. There's a lot that can enrage a person. And while that's a perfectly reasonable feeling to have, it's best if you have friends to confide in, to share in your frustrations, and to help you grow and become a better person. But, if you don't have that, the internet has plenty of form fields. Just type words into one of those. This week, The F Plus doesn't trust that 2 year old with the crack rocks. </description>
  13227. <content:encoded>
  13228. <![CDATA[
  13229. <p>with:
  13230. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  13231. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  13232. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  13233. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  13234. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  13235. </p>
  13236. <p>reading:
  13237. <code>thepayback.com</code>
  13238. </p>
  13239. <p>Content provided by <strong>Cheapskate</strong>.</p>
  13240. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  13241. <p>There's a lot that can enrage a person. And while that's a perfectly reasonable feeling to have, it's best if you have friends to confide in, to share in your frustrations, and to help you grow and become a better person. But, if you don't have that, the internet has plenty of form fields. Just type words into one of those. This week, The F Plus doesn't trust that 2 year old with the crack rocks.</p>
  13242. <p>Music used:
  13243. <ol>
  13244. <li>James Brown - The Big Payback</li>
  13245. <li>DRI - Five Year Plan</li>
  13246. </ol>
  13247. </p>
  13248. ]]>
  13249. </content:encoded>
  13250. <itunes:summary>There's a lot that can enrage a person. And while that's a perfectly reasonable feeling to have, it's best if you have friends to confide in, to share in your frustrations, and to help you grow and become a better person. But, if you don't have that, the internet has plenty of form fields. Just type words into one of those. This week, The F Plus doesn't trust that 2 year old with the crack rocks.</itunes:summary>
  13251. <itunes:episode>137</itunes:episode>
  13252. <itunes:title>Please Direct Complaints to This Hole in the Ground</itunes:title>
  13253. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  13254. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  13255. <itunes:subtitle>reading thepayback.com</itunes:subtitle>
  13256. <itunes:duration>1:10:02</itunes:duration>
  13257. </item>
  13258. <item>
  13259. <title>136: This Testes My Limits</title>
  13260. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/136</link>
  13261. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/136</guid>
  13262. <pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2014 09:35:00 CST</pubDate>
  13263. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_136.mp3" length="34000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  13264. <description>
  13265. Sometimes it's difficult to write these episode synopses, so let's do this one direct: This is the ball busting episode. Horrible things happens to balls throughout this episode, which is shorter than most. This week, The F Plus won't let you visit your dragon grandmother. </description>
  13266. <content:encoded>
  13267. <![CDATA[
  13268. <p>with:
  13269. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  13270. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  13271. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  13272. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  13273. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  13274. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  13275. </p>
  13276. <p>reading:
  13277. <code>secure.kramtoad.com</code>
  13278. <code>www.eunuchworld.org</code>
  13279. </p>
  13280. <p>Content provided by <strong>cyberventurer</strong>.</p>
  13281. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  13282. <p>Sometimes it's difficult to write these episode synopses, so let's do this one direct: This is the ball busting episode. Horrible things happens to balls throughout this episode, which is shorter than most. This week, The F Plus won't let you visit your dragon grandmother.</p>
  13283. <p>Music used:
  13284. <ol>
  13285. <li>Young MC - Bust A Move</li>
  13286. <li>The Asylum Street Spankers - The Scrotum Song</li>
  13287. </ol>
  13288. </p>
  13289. ]]>
  13290. </content:encoded>
  13291. <itunes:summary>Sometimes it's difficult to write these episode synopses, so let's do this one direct: This is the ball busting episode. Horrible things happens to balls throughout this episode, which is shorter than most. This week, The F Plus won't let you visit your dragon grandmother.</itunes:summary>
  13292. <itunes:episode>136</itunes:episode>
  13293. <itunes:title>This Testes My Limits</itunes:title>
  13294. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  13295. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  13296. <itunes:subtitle>reading secure.kramtoad.com,www.eunuchworld.org</itunes:subtitle>
  13297. <itunes:duration>47:24</itunes:duration>
  13298. </item>
  13299. <item>
  13300. <title>135: These Are a Few of My Favorite Kinks</title>
  13301. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/135</link>
  13302. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/135</guid>
  13303. <pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2014 19:40:00 CST</pubDate>
  13304. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_135.mp3" length="61000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  13305. <description>
  13306. This one is super duper gross. Anyway, The F-List (unaffiliated with The F Plus) is a community where furries can view the profiles of other furries to see if they're (cyber)sexually compatible. So, what's it take to make a love connection? Common interests, shared life goals, and enough opposing perspective to keep things interesting? Of course not. You just both need to be into navel play. This week, The F Plus explores The Fetish Matrix and very much earns our explicit rating. </description>
  13307. <content:encoded>
  13308. <![CDATA[
  13309. <p>with:
  13310. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  13311. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  13312. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  13313. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  13314. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  13315. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  13316. </p>
  13317. <p>reading:
  13318. <code>www.f-list.net</code>
  13319. </p>
  13320. <p>Content provided by <strong>Mapled</strong>.</p>
  13321. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  13322. <p>This one is super duper gross. Anyway, The F-List (unaffiliated with The F Plus) is a community where furries can view the profiles of other furries to see if they're (cyber)sexually compatible. So, what's it take to make a love connection? Common interests, shared life goals, and enough opposing perspective to keep things interesting? Of course not. You just both need to be into navel play. This week, The F Plus explores The Fetish Matrix and very much earns our explicit rating.</p>
  13323. <p>Music used:
  13324. <ol>
  13325. <li>Liz Phair - Hot White Cum</li>
  13326. <li>Tony Bennett - My Favorite Things</li>
  13327. </ol>
  13328. </p>
  13329. ]]>
  13330. </content:encoded>
  13331. <itunes:summary>This one is super duper gross. Anyway, The F-List (unaffiliated with The F Plus) is a community where furries can view the profiles of other furries to see if they're (cyber)sexually compatible. So, what's it take to make a love connection? Common interests, shared life goals, and enough opposing perspective to keep things interesting? Of course not. You just both need to be into navel play. This week, The F Plus explores The Fetish Matrix and very much earns our explicit rating.</itunes:summary>
  13332. <itunes:episode>135</itunes:episode>
  13333. <itunes:title>These Are a Few of My Favorite Kinks</itunes:title>
  13334. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  13335. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  13336. <itunes:subtitle>reading www.f-list.net</itunes:subtitle>
  13337. <itunes:duration>1:25:35</itunes:duration>
  13338. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/135/ep135.jpg</image>
  13339. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/135/ep135-400x400.jpg" />
  13340. </item>
  13341. <item>
  13342. <title>134: Build a Better Buttplug and the World Will Beat Off</title>
  13343. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/134</link>
  13344. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/134</guid>
  13345. <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2014 20:47:00 CST</pubDate>
  13346. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_134.mp3" length="54000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  13347. <description>
  13348. For projects in need of crowdfunding, Kickstarter has raised a billion dollars for projects, many of which were poorly considered, but none of them were overtly sexual in nature. What's the world to do when they want to fund the next generation of innovative porno and/or pneumatic dildos? They head over to offbeatr.com. This week, The F Plus signed you up for surprise phone sex. </description>
  13349. <content:encoded>
  13350. <![CDATA[
  13351. <p>with:
  13352. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  13353. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  13354. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  13355. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  13356. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  13357. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  13358. </p>
  13359. <p>reading:
  13360. <code>offbeatr.com</code>
  13361. </p>
  13362. <p>Content provided by <strong>Cheapskate</strong>.</p>
  13363. <p>Edited by <strong>Acierocolotl</strong>.</p>
  13364. <p>For projects in need of crowdfunding, Kickstarter has raised a billion dollars for projects, many of which were poorly considered, but none of them were overtly sexual in nature. What's the world to do when they want to fund the next generation of innovative porno and/or pneumatic dildos? They head over to offbeatr.com. This week, The F Plus signed you up for surprise phone sex.</p>
  13365. <p>Music used:
  13366. <ol>
  13367. <li>Pornosonic: Prepare for the Takeoff</li>
  13368. <li>Pornosonic: Cramming for College</li>
  13369. </ol>
  13370. </p>
  13371. ]]>
  13372. </content:encoded>
  13373. <itunes:summary>For projects in need of crowdfunding, Kickstarter has raised a billion dollars for projects, many of which were poorly considered, but none of them were overtly sexual in nature. What's the world to do when they want to fund the next generation of innovative porno and/or pneumatic dildos? They head over to offbeatr.com. This week, The F Plus signed you up for surprise phone sex.</itunes:summary>
  13374. <itunes:episode>134</itunes:episode>
  13375. <itunes:title>Build a Better Buttplug and the World Will Beat Off</itunes:title>
  13376. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  13377. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  13378. <itunes:subtitle>reading offbeatr.com</itunes:subtitle>
  13379. <itunes:duration>1:15:08</itunes:duration>
  13380. </item>
  13381. <item>
  13382. <title>133: Coldmouth Strikes Again</title>
  13383. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/133</link>
  13384. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/133</guid>
  13385. <pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2014 14:24:00 CST</pubDate>
  13386. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_133.mp3" length="55000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  13387. <description>
  13388. Alright now fellas, what's cooler than being cool? These tongues! We're spending some time on IceChewing.com. As the name would imply, it's a place on the internet for persons who chew on ice to talk to other people with the same fascination, learn about the reasons that they share their passion, then ignore medical advice and go back to their ice chewing. This week, The F Plus wants to talk to you about the company refrigerators. </description>
  13389. <content:encoded>
  13390. <![CDATA[
  13391. <p>with:
  13392. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  13393. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  13394. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  13395. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  13396. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  13397. </p>
  13398. <p>reading:
  13399. <code>IceChewing.com</code>
  13400. </p>
  13401. <p>Content provided by <strong>Caroline</strong>.</p>
  13402. <p>Edited by <strong>Isfahan</strong>.</p>
  13403. <p>Alright now fellas, what's cooler than being cool? These tongues! We're spending some time on IceChewing.com. As the name would imply, it's a place on the internet for persons who chew on ice to talk to other people with the same fascination, learn about the reasons that they share their passion, then ignore medical advice and go back to their ice chewing. This week, The F Plus wants to talk to you about the company refrigerators.</p>
  13404. <p>Music used:
  13405. <ol>
  13406. <li>Sean MacPherson - Untitled</li>
  13407. <li>David Bowie & Queen - Under Pressure</li>
  13408. </ol>
  13409. </p>
  13410. ]]>
  13411. </content:encoded>
  13412. <itunes:summary>Alright now fellas, what's cooler than being cool? These tongues! We're spending some time on IceChewing.com. As the name would imply, it's a place on the internet for persons who chew on ice to talk to other people with the same fascination, learn about the reasons that they share their passion, then ignore medical advice and go back to their ice chewing. This week, The F Plus wants to talk to you about the company refrigerators.</itunes:summary>
  13413. <itunes:episode>133</itunes:episode>
  13414. <itunes:title>Coldmouth Strikes Again</itunes:title>
  13415. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  13416. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  13417. <itunes:subtitle>reading IceChewing.com</itunes:subtitle>
  13418. <itunes:duration>1:16:58</itunes:duration>
  13419. </item>
  13420. <item>
  13421. <title>132: Skyrim Has Crashed (User Decency Error)</title>
  13422. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/132</link>
  13423. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/132</guid>
  13424. <pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2014 10:01:00 CST</pubDate>
  13425. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_132.mp3" length="63000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  13426. <description>
  13427. With over 20 million units sold, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim has been a shared part of our cultural experience. It's an open world game where you can slay dragons, accept missions, and explore a world created for you. But you know what you can't do? Drink a potion to make your penis four feet long and then use it as a truncheon to assault thieves. And that's where the mod community comes in. We're looking at loverslab.com - a place on the internet where perverts can share and discuss different Skyrim sex mods and complain about how none of them are any good for some reason. This week, The F Plus isn't going to judge your personal footjob technique. </description>
  13428. <content:encoded>
  13429. <![CDATA[
  13430. <p>with:
  13431. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  13432. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  13433. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  13434. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/montrith">Montrith</a>
  13435. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  13436. </p>
  13437. <p>reading:
  13438. <code>www.loverslab.com</code>
  13439. </p>
  13440. <p>Content provided by <strong>Montrith</strong>.</p>
  13441. <p>Edited by <strong>John Toast</strong>.</p>
  13442. <p>With over 20 million units sold, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim has been a shared part of our cultural experience. It's an open world game where you can slay dragons, accept missions, and explore a world created for you. But you know what you can't do? Drink a potion to make your penis four feet long and then use it as a truncheon to assault thieves. And that's where the mod community comes in. We're looking at loverslab.com - a place on the internet where perverts can share and discuss different Skyrim sex mods and complain about how none of them are any good for some reason. This week, The F Plus isn't going to judge your personal footjob technique.</p>
  13443. <p>Music used:
  13444. <ol>
  13445. <li>kz-livetune - Sex On The Skyrim</li>
  13446. </ol>
  13447. </p>
  13448. ]]>
  13449. </content:encoded>
  13450. <itunes:summary>With over 20 million units sold, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim has been a shared part of our cultural experience. It's an open world game where you can slay dragons, accept missions, and explore a world created for you. But you know what you can't do? Drink a potion to make your penis four feet long and then use it as a truncheon to assault thieves. And that's where the mod community comes in. We're looking at loverslab.com - a place on the internet where perverts can share and discuss different Skyrim sex mods and complain about how none of them are any good for some reason. This week, The F Plus isn't going to judge your personal footjob technique.</itunes:summary>
  13451. <itunes:episode>132</itunes:episode>
  13452. <itunes:title>Skyrim Has Crashed (User Decency Error)</itunes:title>
  13453. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  13454. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  13455. <itunes:subtitle>reading www.loverslab.com</itunes:subtitle>
  13456. <itunes:duration>1:28:05</itunes:duration>
  13457. </item>
  13458. <item>
  13459. <title>131: Ask a Stupid Question, Make a Stupid Podcast</title>
  13460. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/131</link>
  13461. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/131</guid>
  13462. <pubDate>Sat, 29 Mar 2014 13:05:00 CST</pubDate>
  13463. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_131.mp3" length="51000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  13464. <description>
  13465. What is there to say about BlurtIt.com that hasn't already been said about the Visigoths? Well, quite a bit, now that I think of it. The point is that BlurtIt is a populist Q and A website, less popular than (but just as stupid as) Yahoo Answers, where people ask all sorts of dumbfounding questions about genitals touching other genitals, and then the answers prove dumber than the questions. This week, The F Plus is suffering from panic panic. </description>
  13466. <content:encoded>
  13467. <![CDATA[
  13468. <p>with:
  13469. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  13470. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  13471. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  13472. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  13473. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  13474. </p>
  13475. <p>reading:
  13476. <code>BlurtIt.com</code>
  13477. </p>
  13478. <p>Content provided by <strong>Montrith</strong>.</p>
  13479. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  13480. <p>What is there to say about BlurtIt.com that hasn't already been said about the Visigoths? Well, quite a bit, now that I think of it. The point is that BlurtIt is a populist Q and A website, less popular than (but just as stupid as) Yahoo Answers, where people ask all sorts of dumbfounding questions about genitals touching other genitals, and then the answers prove dumber than the questions. This week, The F Plus is suffering from panic panic.</p>
  13481. <p>Music used:
  13482. <ol>
  13483. <li>Elliot Smith - A Question Mark</li>
  13484. <li>The Replacements - I Don't Know</li>
  13485. </ol>
  13486. </p>
  13487. ]]>
  13488. </content:encoded>
  13489. <itunes:summary>What is there to say about BlurtIt.com that hasn't already been said about the Visigoths? Well, quite a bit, now that I think of it. The point is that BlurtIt is a populist Q and A website, less popular than (but just as stupid as) Yahoo Answers, where people ask all sorts of dumbfounding questions about genitals touching other genitals, and then the answers prove dumber than the questions. This week, The F Plus is suffering from panic panic.</itunes:summary>
  13490. <itunes:episode>131</itunes:episode>
  13491. <itunes:title>Ask a Stupid Question, Make a Stupid Podcast</itunes:title>
  13492. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  13493. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  13494. <itunes:subtitle>reading BlurtIt.com</itunes:subtitle>
  13495. <itunes:duration>1:10:52</itunes:duration>
  13496. </item>
  13497. <item>
  13498. <title>130: Achievement Unlocked: Downloaded Podcast (40G)</title>
  13499. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/130</link>
  13500. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/130</guid>
  13501. <pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2014 20:11:00 CST</pubDate>
  13502. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_130.mp3" length="57000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  13503. <description>
  13504. When the internet shrunk our world, it became easier for everyone to compare their own lives against those of their peers and, invariably, feel meloncholy about what they've become and eat a bunch of ice cream. But there are those who rise above this sort of thing, and they are called gamers, or more accurrately, ---+==G4/\/\RZ==+-----. We're looking at True Achievements, a site that assigned each man a number, and then quickly went back to playing Halo again. This week, Mario Lopez steals your girl. </description>
  13505. <content:encoded>
  13506. <![CDATA[
  13507. <p>with:
  13508. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  13509. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  13510. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  13511. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  13512. </p>
  13513. <p>reading:
  13514. <code>www.trueachievements.com</code>
  13515. </p>
  13516. <p>Content provided by <strong>Montrith</strong>.</p>
  13517. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  13518. <p>When the internet shrunk our world, it became easier for everyone to compare their own lives against those of their peers and, invariably, feel meloncholy about what they've become and eat a bunch of ice cream. But there are those who rise above this sort of thing, and they are called gamers, or more accurrately, ---+==G4/\/\RZ==+-----. We're looking at True Achievements, a site that assigned each man a number, and then quickly went back to playing Halo again. This week, Mario Lopez steals your girl.</p>
  13519. <p>Music used:
  13520. <ol>
  13521. <li>Survivor - Eye of the Tiger</li>
  13522. <li>Gunna - I'm The Shit</li>
  13523. </ol>
  13524. </p>
  13525. ]]>
  13526. </content:encoded>
  13527. <itunes:summary>When the internet shrunk our world, it became easier for everyone to compare their own lives against those of their peers and, invariably, feel meloncholy about what they've become and eat a bunch of ice cream. But there are those who rise above this sort of thing, and they are called gamers, or more accurrately, ---+==G4/\/\RZ==+-----. We're looking at True Achievements, a site that assigned each man a number, and then quickly went back to playing Halo again. This week, Mario Lopez steals your girl.</itunes:summary>
  13528. <itunes:episode>130</itunes:episode>
  13529. <itunes:title>Achievement Unlocked: Downloaded Podcast (40G)</itunes:title>
  13530. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  13531. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  13532. <itunes:subtitle>reading www.trueachievements.com</itunes:subtitle>
  13533. <itunes:duration>1:19:28</itunes:duration>
  13534. </item>
  13535. <item>
  13536. <title>129: You May Now Fistbump the Spouse</title>
  13537. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/129</link>
  13538. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/129</guid>
  13539. <pubDate>Tue, 25 Feb 2014 20:05:00 CST</pubDate>
  13540. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_129.mp3" length="52000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  13541. <description>
  13542. As social mores have changed in the past century, the wedding has evolved dramatically. No longer is it a dogmatic ceremony of tradition, but it can be a celebration of love, community and family. Or it can simply be a fun party. Or, with the internet's help, it could just be another vain blog entry where you explain to a hostaged crowd what a special snowflake you are. This week, The F Plus can't stop laughing (our tongues turned blue!) </description>
  13543. <content:encoded>
  13544. <![CDATA[
  13545. <p>with:
  13546. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  13547. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  13548. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  13549. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  13550. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  13551. </p>
  13552. <p>reading:
  13553. <code>offbeatbride.com</code>
  13554. </p>
  13555. <p>Content provided by <strong>Cheapskate</strong>.</p>
  13556. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  13557. <p>As social mores have changed in the past century, the wedding has evolved dramatically. No longer is it a dogmatic ceremony of tradition, but it can be a celebration of love, community and family. Or it can simply be a fun party. Or, with the internet's help, it could just be another vain blog entry where you explain to a hostaged crowd what a special snowflake you are. This week, The F Plus can't stop laughing (our tongues turned blue!)</p>
  13558. <p>Music used:
  13559. <ol>
  13560. <li>Billy Idol - White Wedding</li>
  13561. <li>The Replacements - Nobody</li>
  13562. </ol>
  13563. </p>
  13564. ]]>
  13565. </content:encoded>
  13566. <itunes:summary>As social mores have changed in the past century, the wedding has evolved dramatically. No longer is it a dogmatic ceremony of tradition, but it can be a celebration of love, community and family. Or it can simply be a fun party. Or, with the internet's help, it could just be another vain blog entry where you explain to a hostaged crowd what a special snowflake you are. This week, The F Plus can't stop laughing (our tongues turned blue!)</itunes:summary>
  13567. <itunes:episode>129</itunes:episode>
  13568. <itunes:title>You May Now Fistbump the Spouse</itunes:title>
  13569. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  13570. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  13571. <itunes:subtitle>reading offbeatbride.com</itunes:subtitle>
  13572. <itunes:duration>1:12:38</itunes:duration>
  13573. </item>
  13574. <item>
  13575. <title>128: Pioneers of Squat Cracking</title>
  13576. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/128</link>
  13577. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/128</guid>
  13578. <pubDate>Sun, 16 Feb 2014 12:55:00 CST</pubDate>
  13579. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_128.mp3" length="50000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  13580. <description>
  13581. Do you ever feel imprisoned by your own life choices? Bills, jobs, responsibilities... it's like we're not even alive anymore! Wouldn't it just be nice to be out there, alone, on the road, making your own way in the world, contracting cholera and giving blowjobs to truck drivers? The people of Squat the Planet think so! This week, The F Plus makes sure there aren't any homos in the bathroom. </description>
  13582. <content:encoded>
  13583. <![CDATA[
  13584. <p>with:
  13585. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  13586. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  13587. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/squiddy">Squiddy</a>
  13588. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  13589. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  13590. </p>
  13591. <p>reading:
  13592. <code>squattheplanet.com</code>
  13593. </p>
  13594. <p>Content provided by <strong>Dacey Mormont</strong>.</p>
  13595. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  13596. <p>Do you ever feel imprisoned by your own life choices? Bills, jobs, responsibilities... it's like we're not even alive anymore! Wouldn't it just be nice to be out there, alone, on the road, making your own way in the world, contracting cholera and giving blowjobs to truck drivers? The people of Squat the Planet think so! This week, The F Plus makes sure there aren't any homos in the bathroom.</p>
  13597. <p>Music used:
  13598. <ol>
  13599. <li>Jethro Tull - Aqualung</li>
  13600. <li>FC Kahuna - Bleep Freak</li>
  13601. <li>Quad City DJs - C'mon 'N Ride It (The Train)</li>
  13602. </ol>
  13603. </p>
  13604. ]]>
  13605. </content:encoded>
  13606. <itunes:summary>Do you ever feel imprisoned by your own life choices? Bills, jobs, responsibilities... it's like we're not even alive anymore! Wouldn't it just be nice to be out there, alone, on the road, making your own way in the world, contracting cholera and giving blowjobs to truck drivers? The people of Squat the Planet think so! This week, The F Plus makes sure there aren't any homos in the bathroom.</itunes:summary>
  13607. <itunes:episode>128</itunes:episode>
  13608. <itunes:title>Pioneers of Squat Cracking</itunes:title>
  13609. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  13610. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  13611. <itunes:subtitle>reading squattheplanet.com</itunes:subtitle>
  13612. <itunes:duration>1:21:14</itunes:duration>
  13613. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/128/ep128.jpg</image>
  13614. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/128/ep128-400x400.jpg" />
  13615. </item>
  13616. <item>
  13617. <title>127: Cosplay to Win the Cosgame</title>
  13618. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/127</link>
  13619. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/127</guid>
  13620. <pubDate>Wed, 12 Feb 2014 00:44:00 CST</pubDate>
  13621. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_127.mp3" length="58000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  13622. <description>
  13623. Hey, did you ever have a good friend, and your friend was a really good dresser, and you thought &quot;I'm gonna steal her entire outfit and wear it myself and pretend to be her and go to social gatherings specifically for other people who do this sort of thing?&quot; Of course not, that would be creepy. But what if it's not a friend, but a cartoon character? Still creepy? We'll find out as we read Cosplay.com. This week, we're selling our eggs. </description>
  13624. <content:encoded>
  13625. <![CDATA[
  13626. <p>with:
  13627. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  13628. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  13629. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  13630. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  13631. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  13632. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  13633. </p>
  13634. <p>reading:
  13635. <code>Cosplay.com</code>
  13636. </p>
  13637. <p>Content provided by <strong>LADY FRENZY</strong>.</p>
  13638. <p>Edited by <strong>Portaxx</strong>.</p>
  13639. <p>Hey, did you ever have a good friend, and your friend was a really good dresser, and you thought &quot;I'm gonna steal her entire outfit and wear it myself and pretend to be her and go to social gatherings specifically for other people who do this sort of thing?&quot; Of course not, that would be creepy. But what if it's not a friend, but a cartoon character? Still creepy? We'll find out as we read Cosplay.com. This week, we're selling our eggs.</p>
  13640. <p>Music used:
  13641. <ol>
  13642. <li>Linked Horizon - Guren no Yumiya</li>
  13643. <li>T.M. Revolution - Invoke</li>
  13644. </ol>
  13645. </p>
  13646. ]]>
  13647. </content:encoded>
  13648. <itunes:summary>Hey, did you ever have a good friend, and your friend was a really good dresser, and you thought &quot;I'm gonna steal her entire outfit and wear it myself and pretend to be her and go to social gatherings specifically for other people who do this sort of thing?&quot; Of course not, that would be creepy. But what if it's not a friend, but a cartoon character? Still creepy? We'll find out as we read Cosplay.com. This week, we're selling our eggs.</itunes:summary>
  13649. <itunes:episode>127</itunes:episode>
  13650. <itunes:title>Cosplay to Win the Cosgame</itunes:title>
  13651. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  13652. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  13653. <itunes:subtitle>reading Cosplay.com</itunes:subtitle>
  13654. <itunes:duration>1:21:14</itunes:duration>
  13655. </item>
  13656. <item>
  13657. <title>126: Acquire the Spiritual Energy of a Tiny Dead Pharoah</title>
  13658. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/126</link>
  13659. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/126</guid>
  13660. <pubDate>Wed, 05 Feb 2014 14:19:00 CST</pubDate>
  13661. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_126.mp3" length="53000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  13662. <description>
  13663. Hey, put this wire pyramid on your head, will you? No it doesn't look stupid at all. And it aligns your chakras or something. Okay, I need $300 please. This week, The F Plus chooses between extreme detoxification and profound detoxification. </description>
  13664. <content:encoded>
  13665. <![CDATA[
  13666. <p>with:
  13667. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  13668. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  13669. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  13670. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lou-fernandez">Lou Fernandez</a>
  13671. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  13672. </p>
  13673. <p>reading:
  13674. <code>www.pyradyne.com</code>
  13675. </p>
  13676. <p>Content provided by <strong>Cheapskate</strong>.</p>
  13677. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  13678. <p>Hey, put this wire pyramid on your head, will you? No it doesn't look stupid at all. And it aligns your chakras or something. Okay, I need $300 please. This week, The F Plus chooses between extreme detoxification and profound detoxification.</p>
  13679. <p>Music used:
  13680. <ol>
  13681. <li>The Flaming Lips - The Wizard Turns On... The Giant Silver Flashlight And Puts On His Warewolf Moccasins</li>
  13682. <li>FC Kahuna - Bleep Freak</li>
  13683. <li>Black Taxi - Becoming</li>
  13684. </ol>
  13685. </p>
  13686. ]]>
  13687. </content:encoded>
  13688. <itunes:summary>Hey, put this wire pyramid on your head, will you? No it doesn't look stupid at all. And it aligns your chakras or something. Okay, I need $300 please. This week, The F Plus chooses between extreme detoxification and profound detoxification.</itunes:summary>
  13689. <itunes:episode>126</itunes:episode>
  13690. <itunes:title>Acquire the Spiritual Energy of a Tiny Dead Pharoah</itunes:title>
  13691. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  13692. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  13693. <itunes:subtitle>reading www.pyradyne.com</itunes:subtitle>
  13694. <itunes:duration>1:13:28</itunes:duration>
  13695. </item>
  13696. <item>
  13697. <title>125: This One's Mainly About SLEEEEEEEP.</title>
  13698. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/125</link>
  13699. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/125</guid>
  13700. <pubDate>Sun, 26 Jan 2014 19:45:00 CST</pubDate>
  13701. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_125.mp3" length="48000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  13702. <description>
  13703. Look at your hand. Look at the detail in your hand. Look at the center of your hand. Sleep. Deepener. This week on The F Plus, your boobs are making us gay. </description>
  13704. <content:encoded>
  13705. <![CDATA[
  13706. <p>with:
  13707. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  13708. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  13709. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bumpgrrl">bumpgrrl</a>
  13710. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  13711. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  13712. </p>
  13713. <p>reading:
  13714. <code>www.uncommonforum.com</code>
  13715. <code>erotichypnosis.org</code>
  13716. </p>
  13717. <p>Content provided by <strong>Montrith</strong>.</p>
  13718. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  13719. <p>Look at your hand. Look at the detail in your hand. Look at the center of your hand. Sleep. Deepener. This week on The F Plus, your boobs are making us gay.</p>
  13720. <p>Music used:
  13721. <ol>
  13722. <li>They Might Be Giants - Hypnotist of Ladies</li>
  13723. <li>FC Kahuna - Bleep Freak</li>
  13724. <li>Mud - Hypnosis</li>
  13725. </ol>
  13726. </p>
  13727. ]]>
  13728. </content:encoded>
  13729. <itunes:summary>Look at your hand. Look at the detail in your hand. Look at the center of your hand. Sleep. Deepener. This week on The F Plus, your boobs are making us gay.</itunes:summary>
  13730. <itunes:episode>125</itunes:episode>
  13731. <itunes:title>This One's Mainly About SLEEEEEEEP.</itunes:title>
  13732. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  13733. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  13734. <itunes:subtitle>reading www.uncommonforum.com,erotichypnosis.org</itunes:subtitle>
  13735. <itunes:duration>1:07:05</itunes:duration>
  13736. </item>
  13737. <item>
  13738. <title>124: Well, Since You Asked</title>
  13739. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/124</link>
  13740. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/124</guid>
  13741. <pubDate>Sun, 19 Jan 2014 15:46:00 CST</pubDate>
  13742. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_124.mp3" length="59000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  13743. <description>
  13744. Finally, a place on the internet where people can talk about themselves! ExperienceProject.com caters to people with all sorts of problems, diagnoses, and opinions. The only thing that matters is that nobody has to care.
  13745. This week on the F Plus, we admire our Hunger Games standee. </description>
  13746. <content:encoded>
  13747. <![CDATA[
  13748. <p>with:
  13749. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  13750. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  13751. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  13752. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  13753. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/squiddy">Squiddy</a>
  13754. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  13755. </p>
  13756. <p>reading:
  13757. <code>ExperienceProject.com</code>
  13758. </p>
  13759. <p>Content provided by <strong>Dacey Mormont</strong>.</p>
  13760. <p>Edited by <strong>Isfahan</strong>.</p>
  13761. <p>Finally, a place on the internet where people can talk about themselves! ExperienceProject.com caters to people with all sorts of problems, diagnoses, and opinions. The only thing that matters is that nobody has to care.</p>
  13762. <p>This week on the F Plus, we admire our Hunger Games standee.</p>
  13763. <p>Music used:
  13764. <ol>
  13765. <li>the pAper chAse - You Will Never Take Me Alive</li>
  13766. <li>Sex Pistols - Problems</li>
  13767. </ol>
  13768. </p>
  13769. ]]>
  13770. </content:encoded>
  13771. <itunes:summary>Finally, a place on the internet where people can talk about themselves! ExperienceProject.com caters to people with all sorts of problems, diagnoses, and opinions. The only thing that matters is that nobody has to care.
  13772. This week on the F Plus, we admire our Hunger Games standee.</itunes:summary>
  13773. <itunes:episode>124</itunes:episode>
  13774. <itunes:title>Well, Since You Asked</itunes:title>
  13775. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  13776. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  13777. <itunes:subtitle>reading ExperienceProject.com</itunes:subtitle>
  13778. <itunes:duration>1:23:12</itunes:duration>
  13779. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/124/124.jpg</image>
  13780. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/124/124-400x400.jpg" />
  13781. </item>
  13782. <item>
  13783. <title>123: The Beatings Will Continue until Dinner Improves</title>
  13784. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/123</link>
  13785. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/123</guid>
  13786. <pubDate>Sat, 11 Jan 2014 16:56:00 CST</pubDate>
  13787. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_123.mp3" length="46000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  13788. <description>
  13789. Does a strict Christian lifestyle prohibit a kinky sex life? As you might expect, there's varying beliefs on this which are nuanced and subtle, so here's the Cliff's notes version: If it gives me a boner, God wants you to do it. We're looking at the life choices made by the Christian Domestic Discipline movement - a patriarchal society who believe men should control women, and use the word &quot;panties&quot; as often as possible in doing so. This week, we're telling your mother EVERYTHING. </description>
  13790. <content:encoded>
  13791. <![CDATA[
  13792. <p>with:
  13793. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  13794. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  13795. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  13796. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  13797. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  13798. </p>
  13799. <p>reading:
  13800. <code>christiandomesticdiscipline.net</code>
  13801. <code>sexinchrist.com</code>
  13802. </p>
  13803. <p>Content provided by <strong>chai tea latte</strong>.</p>
  13804. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  13805. <p>Does a strict Christian lifestyle prohibit a kinky sex life? As you might expect, there's varying beliefs on this which are nuanced and subtle, so here's the Cliff's notes version: If it gives me a boner, God wants you to do it. We're looking at the life choices made by the Christian Domestic Discipline movement - a patriarchal society who believe men should control women, and use the word &quot;panties&quot; as often as possible in doing so. This week, we're telling your mother EVERYTHING.</p>
  13806. <p>Music used:
  13807. <ol>
  13808. <li>Bobby Vee - Punish Her</li>
  13809. <li>FC Kahuna - Bleep Freak</li>
  13810. <li>R. Kelly - Marry The Pussy</li>
  13811. </ol>
  13812. </p>
  13813. ]]>
  13814. </content:encoded>
  13815. <itunes:summary>Does a strict Christian lifestyle prohibit a kinky sex life? As you might expect, there's varying beliefs on this which are nuanced and subtle, so here's the Cliff's notes version: If it gives me a boner, God wants you to do it. We're looking at the life choices made by the Christian Domestic Discipline movement - a patriarchal society who believe men should control women, and use the word &quot;panties&quot; as often as possible in doing so. This week, we're telling your mother EVERYTHING.</itunes:summary>
  13816. <itunes:episode>123</itunes:episode>
  13817. <itunes:title>The Beatings Will Continue until Dinner Improves</itunes:title>
  13818. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  13819. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  13820. <itunes:subtitle>reading christiandomesticdiscipline.net,sexinchrist.com</itunes:subtitle>
  13821. <itunes:duration>1:03:49</itunes:duration>
  13822. </item>
  13823. <item>
  13824. <title>122: The Gospel of Saint Jimmy Olsen</title>
  13825. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/122</link>
  13826. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/122</guid>
  13827. <pubDate>Sun, 05 Jan 2014 20:49:00 CST</pubDate>
  13828. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_122.mp3" length="50000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  13829. <description>
  13830. Religion is one way to find meaning in one's life, and while it may be spiritually fulfilling, it's still not as fun as sitting in your room and reading Batman comics all day. Well, fortunately these are two great tastes that can go great together. This episode is about Pop Culture Pagans - People who believe their favorite fictional characters are their gods. No, really, they actually totally mean that. This week, you can add graveyard dirt if you like. </description>
  13831. <content:encoded>
  13832. <![CDATA[
  13833. <p>with:
  13834. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  13835. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  13836. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  13837. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  13838. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  13839. </p>
  13840. <p>reading:
  13841. <code>www.sonsofthebatman.blogspot.com</code>
  13842. </p>
  13843. <p>Content provided by <strong>Erminea Heart</strong>.</p>
  13844. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  13845. <p>Religion is one way to find meaning in one's life, and while it may be spiritually fulfilling, it's still not as fun as sitting in your room and reading Batman comics all day. Well, fortunately these are two great tastes that can go great together. This episode is about Pop Culture Pagans - People who believe their favorite fictional characters are their gods. No, really, they actually totally mean that. This week, you can add graveyard dirt if you like.</p>
  13846. <p>Music used:
  13847. <ol>
  13848. <li>Prince - Batdance</li>
  13849. <li>Jimmy Buffet - Captain America</li>
  13850. </ol>
  13851. </p>
  13852. ]]>
  13853. </content:encoded>
  13854. <itunes:summary>Religion is one way to find meaning in one's life, and while it may be spiritually fulfilling, it's still not as fun as sitting in your room and reading Batman comics all day. Well, fortunately these are two great tastes that can go great together. This episode is about Pop Culture Pagans - People who believe their favorite fictional characters are their gods. No, really, they actually totally mean that. This week, you can add graveyard dirt if you like.</itunes:summary>
  13855. <itunes:episode>122</itunes:episode>
  13856. <itunes:title>The Gospel of Saint Jimmy Olsen</itunes:title>
  13857. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  13858. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  13859. <itunes:subtitle>reading www.sonsofthebatman.blogspot.com</itunes:subtitle>
  13860. <itunes:duration>1:10:32</itunes:duration>
  13861. </item>
  13862. <item>
  13863. <title>121: A Not at All Brief History of Dozerfleet</title>
  13864. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/121</link>
  13865. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/121</guid>
  13866. <pubDate>Sat, 28 Dec 2013 21:18:00 CST</pubDate>
  13867. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_121.mp3" length="49000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  13868. <description>
  13869. The artist leads a difficult life. Struggling to make sense of the world around him, he must create what is in his heart, then endeavor to show the world the truth he believes they must understand. Of course, the artist is a sucker. What he could be doing is putting together a massive wiki talking about himself, performing the same function with a lot more clarity. We're looking at Dozerfleet Productions: One man's quest to get somebody, anybody interested in what he has to say. This week, we're made to feel a little uncomfortable around purple pens. </description>
  13870. <content:encoded>
  13871. <![CDATA[
  13872. <p>with:
  13873. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  13874. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  13875. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  13876. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  13877. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  13878. </p>
  13879. <p>reading:
  13880. <code>dozerfleet.wikia.com</code>
  13881. </p>
  13882. <p>Content provided by <strong>Cheapskate</strong>.</p>
  13883. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  13884. <p>The artist leads a difficult life. Struggling to make sense of the world around him, he must create what is in his heart, then endeavor to show the world the truth he believes they must understand. Of course, the artist is a sucker. What he could be doing is putting together a massive wiki talking about himself, performing the same function with a lot more clarity. We're looking at Dozerfleet Productions: One man's quest to get somebody, anybody interested in what he has to say. This week, we're made to feel a little uncomfortable around purple pens.</p>
  13885. <p>Music used:
  13886. <ol>
  13887. <li>The Boys - I Love Me</li>
  13888. <li>FC Kahuna - Bleep Freak</li>
  13889. <li>Haddaway - What About Me?</li>
  13890. </ol>
  13891. </p>
  13892. ]]>
  13893. </content:encoded>
  13894. <itunes:summary>The artist leads a difficult life. Struggling to make sense of the world around him, he must create what is in his heart, then endeavor to show the world the truth he believes they must understand. Of course, the artist is a sucker. What he could be doing is putting together a massive wiki talking about himself, performing the same function with a lot more clarity. We're looking at Dozerfleet Productions: One man's quest to get somebody, anybody interested in what he has to say. This week, we're made to feel a little uncomfortable around purple pens.</itunes:summary>
  13895. <itunes:episode>121</itunes:episode>
  13896. <itunes:title>A Not at All Brief History of Dozerfleet</itunes:title>
  13897. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  13898. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  13899. <itunes:subtitle>reading dozerfleet.wikia.com</itunes:subtitle>
  13900. <itunes:duration>1:08:10</itunes:duration>
  13901. </item>
  13902. <item>
  13903. <title>120: Treat Me Like Garbage (But Really Nice Garbage)</title>
  13904. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/120</link>
  13905. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/120</guid>
  13906. <pubDate>Fri, 20 Dec 2013 13:52:00 CST</pubDate>
  13907. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_120.mp3" length="55000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  13908. <description>
  13909. Living in the 21st century means living in a disposable world. And as human interaction becomes as cheap as the products we use to emulate that interaction, you start to think about love as a disposable commodity, ready to be thrown in the trash at a moment's notice. And then you notice you have a boner because you read the word &quot;trash&quot;. We're looking at trash fetishists - people turned on bythe bins, the bags, and of course the filth. This week, The F Plus considers a new kind of Sharia law. </description>
  13910. <content:encoded>
  13911. <![CDATA[
  13912. <p>with:
  13913. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  13914. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  13915. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  13916. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lou-fernandez">Lou Fernandez</a>
  13917. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  13918. </p>
  13919. <p>reading:
  13920. <code>www.trashcanstories.net</code>
  13921. <code>livejournal.com</code>
  13922. </p>
  13923. <p>Content provided by <strong>Montrith</strong>.</p>
  13924. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  13925. <p>Living in the 21st century means living in a disposable world. And as human interaction becomes as cheap as the products we use to emulate that interaction, you start to think about love as a disposable commodity, ready to be thrown in the trash at a moment's notice. And then you notice you have a boner because you read the word &quot;trash&quot;. We're looking at trash fetishists - people turned on bythe bins, the bags, and of course the filth. This week, The F Plus considers a new kind of Sharia law.</p>
  13926. <p>Music used:
  13927. <ol>
  13928. <li>Pete Seeger - Garbage</li>
  13929. <li>FC Kahuna - Bleep Freak</li>
  13930. <li>Lady - Garbage Ass</li>
  13931. </ol>
  13932. </p>
  13933. ]]>
  13934. </content:encoded>
  13935. <itunes:summary>Living in the 21st century means living in a disposable world. And as human interaction becomes as cheap as the products we use to emulate that interaction, you start to think about love as a disposable commodity, ready to be thrown in the trash at a moment's notice. And then you notice you have a boner because you read the word &quot;trash&quot;. We're looking at trash fetishists - people turned on bythe bins, the bags, and of course the filth. This week, The F Plus considers a new kind of Sharia law.</itunes:summary>
  13936. <itunes:episode>120</itunes:episode>
  13937. <itunes:title>Treat Me Like Garbage (But Really Nice Garbage)</itunes:title>
  13938. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  13939. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  13940. <itunes:subtitle>reading www.trashcanstories.net,livejournal.com</itunes:subtitle>
  13941. <itunes:duration>1:22:02</itunes:duration>
  13942. </item>
  13943. <item>
  13944. <title>119: How to Listen to a Podcast (Abridged, With Images)</title>
  13945. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/119</link>
  13946. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/119</guid>
  13947. <pubDate>Fri, 13 Dec 2013 19:31:00 CST</pubDate>
  13948. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_119.mp3" length="78000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  13949. <description>
  13950. Boots wanted more WikiHow. </description>
  13951. <content:encoded>
  13952. <![CDATA[
  13953. <p>with:
  13954. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  13955. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  13956. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  13957. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  13958. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  13959. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  13960. </p>
  13961. <p>reading:
  13962. <code>Wikihow.com</code>
  13963. </p>
  13964. <p>Content provided by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  13965. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  13966. <p>Boots wanted more WikiHow.</p>
  13967. <p>Music used:
  13968. <ol>
  13969. <li>Jesus Lizard - Horse</li>
  13970. <li>Butter08 - How Do I Relax?</li>
  13971. </ol>
  13972. </p>
  13973. ]]>
  13974. </content:encoded>
  13975. <itunes:summary>Boots wanted more WikiHow.</itunes:summary>
  13976. <itunes:episode>119</itunes:episode>
  13977. <itunes:title>How to Listen to a Podcast (Abridged, With Images)</itunes:title>
  13978. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  13979. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  13980. <itunes:subtitle>reading Wikihow.com</itunes:subtitle>
  13981. <itunes:duration>1:22:02</itunes:duration>
  13982. </item>
  13983. <item>
  13984. <title>118: My Little Podcast: Fandom Is Tragic</title>
  13985. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/118</link>
  13986. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/118</guid>
  13987. <pubDate>Sun, 08 Dec 2013 16:21:00 CST</pubDate>
  13988. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_118.mp3" length="49000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  13989. <description>
  13990. My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic premiered in 2010, almost exactly a year after The F Plus' first episode. But despite this, we've intentionally avoided the topic of Bronies throughout the podcast simply because it seemed too simple and straightforward to spend an hour going &quot;I find cartoon horses sexy&quot;. Of course, we should have realized that is the entry point and it gets more insane from there. This week, nuzzling! </description>
  13991. <content:encoded>
  13992. <![CDATA[
  13993. <p>with:
  13994. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  13995. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  13996. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  13997. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  13998. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  13999. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  14000. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  14001. </p>
  14002. <p>reading:
  14003. <code>bronies.wikia.com</code>
  14004. <code>friendshipispagan.tumblr.com</code>
  14005. </p>
  14006. <p>Content provided by <strong>Portaxx</strong>.</p>
  14007. <p>Edited by <strong>Portaxx</strong>.</p>
  14008. <p>My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic premiered in 2010, almost exactly a year after The F Plus' first episode. But despite this, we've intentionally avoided the topic of Bronies throughout the podcast simply because it seemed too simple and straightforward to spend an hour going &quot;I find cartoon horses sexy&quot;. Of course, we should have realized that is the entry point and it gets more insane from there. This week, nuzzling!</p>
  14009. <p>Music used:
  14010. <ol>
  14011. <li>WoodenToaster - Rainbow Factory</li>
  14012. <li>Sand Josieph - Daddy Discord</li>
  14013. </ol>
  14014. </p>
  14015. ]]>
  14016. </content:encoded>
  14017. <itunes:summary>My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic premiered in 2010, almost exactly a year after The F Plus' first episode. But despite this, we've intentionally avoided the topic of Bronies throughout the podcast simply because it seemed too simple and straightforward to spend an hour going &quot;I find cartoon horses sexy&quot;. Of course, we should have realized that is the entry point and it gets more insane from there. This week, nuzzling!</itunes:summary>
  14018. <itunes:episode>118</itunes:episode>
  14019. <itunes:title>My Little Podcast: Fandom Is Tragic</itunes:title>
  14020. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  14021. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  14022. <itunes:subtitle>reading bronies.wikia.com,friendshipispagan.tumblr.com</itunes:subtitle>
  14023. <itunes:duration>1:09:24</itunes:duration>
  14024. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/118/ep118.jpg</image>
  14025. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/118/ep118-367x367.jpg" />
  14026. </item>
  14027. <item>
  14028. <title>117: My Mistress is Machine Washable</title>
  14029. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/117</link>
  14030. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/117</guid>
  14031. <pubDate>Mon, 02 Dec 2013 20:37:00 CST</pubDate>
  14032. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_117.mp3" length="49000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  14033. <description>
  14034. Many children find comfort in stuffed animals as constant companions along their journey of growing up, providing a silent, understanding, and eternally available presence in a strange and overwhelming experience. Then, for a very very very small minority of people, those thoughts change. What was once a reliable friend becomes a masturbation sleeve, except it's worse than that because you insist you love it. That's right, it's plushies. This week, The F Plus tells another story about Mother. </description>
  14035. <content:encoded>
  14036. <![CDATA[
  14037. <p>with:
  14038. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  14039. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  14040. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  14041. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  14042. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  14043. </p>
  14044. <p>reading:
  14045. <code>plushielove.freeforums.org</code>
  14046. </p>
  14047. <p>Content provided by <strong>JamEngulfer</strong>.</p>
  14048. <p>Edited by <strong>Isfahan</strong>.</p>
  14049. <p>Many children find comfort in stuffed animals as constant companions along their journey of growing up, providing a silent, understanding, and eternally available presence in a strange and overwhelming experience. Then, for a very very very small minority of people, those thoughts change. What was once a reliable friend becomes a masturbation sleeve, except it's worse than that because you insist you love it. That's right, it's plushies. This week, The F Plus tells another story about Mother.</p>
  14050. <p>Music used:
  14051. <ol>
  14052. <li>Stone Temple Pilots - Plush</li>
  14053. <li>Elvis - Teddy Bear</li>
  14054. </ol>
  14055. </p>
  14056. ]]>
  14057. </content:encoded>
  14058. <itunes:summary>Many children find comfort in stuffed animals as constant companions along their journey of growing up, providing a silent, understanding, and eternally available presence in a strange and overwhelming experience. Then, for a very very very small minority of people, those thoughts change. What was once a reliable friend becomes a masturbation sleeve, except it's worse than that because you insist you love it. That's right, it's plushies. This week, The F Plus tells another story about Mother.</itunes:summary>
  14059. <itunes:episode>117</itunes:episode>
  14060. <itunes:title>My Mistress is Machine Washable</itunes:title>
  14061. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  14062. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  14063. <itunes:subtitle>reading plushielove.freeforums.org</itunes:subtitle>
  14064. <itunes:duration>1:24:54</itunes:duration>
  14065. </item>
  14066. <item>
  14067. <title>116: Does An Ellipsis Count As Three Words?</title>
  14068. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/116</link>
  14069. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/116</guid>
  14070. <pubDate>Sun, 24 Nov 2013 21:36:00 CST</pubDate>
  14071. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_116.mp3" length="49000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  14072. <description>
  14073. Every year when November rolls around, conversation frequently drifts into one of two subjects: The moustache I totally would be growing if circumstances were different, and the novel I totally would be writing if circumstances were different. In this episode, we're concerned with the latter: Persons participating in National Novel Writing Month (or NaNoWriMo), mainly by hanging out on a forum and spitballing crappy ideas around. This week, The F Plus buys a hundred head of Satan's cattle. </description>
  14074. <content:encoded>
  14075. <![CDATA[
  14076. <p>with:
  14077. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  14078. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  14079. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  14080. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  14081. </p>
  14082. <p>reading:
  14083. <code>nanowrimo.org/</code>
  14084. </p>
  14085. <p>Content provided by <strong>Erminea Heart</strong>.</p>
  14086. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  14087. <p>Every year when November rolls around, conversation frequently drifts into one of two subjects: The moustache I totally would be growing if circumstances were different, and the novel I totally would be writing if circumstances were different. In this episode, we're concerned with the latter: Persons participating in National Novel Writing Month (or NaNoWriMo), mainly by hanging out on a forum and spitballing crappy ideas around. This week, The F Plus buys a hundred head of Satan's cattle.</p>
  14088. <p>Music used:
  14089. <ol>
  14090. <li>Novels - What's Funny?</li>
  14091. <li>FC Kahuna - Bleep Freak</li>
  14092. <li>Sade - The Sweetest Taboo</li>
  14093. </ol>
  14094. </p>
  14095. ]]>
  14096. </content:encoded>
  14097. <itunes:summary>Every year when November rolls around, conversation frequently drifts into one of two subjects: The moustache I totally would be growing if circumstances were different, and the novel I totally would be writing if circumstances were different. In this episode, we're concerned with the latter: Persons participating in National Novel Writing Month (or NaNoWriMo), mainly by hanging out on a forum and spitballing crappy ideas around. This week, The F Plus buys a hundred head of Satan's cattle.</itunes:summary>
  14098. <itunes:episode>116</itunes:episode>
  14099. <itunes:title>Does An Ellipsis Count As Three Words?</itunes:title>
  14100. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  14101. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  14102. <itunes:subtitle>reading nanowrimo.org/</itunes:subtitle>
  14103. <itunes:duration>1:08:21</itunes:duration>
  14104. </item>
  14105. <item>
  14106. <title>115: Why Can't Social Studies Be More Like Call Of Duty?</title>
  14107. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/115</link>
  14108. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/115</guid>
  14109. <pubDate>Mon, 11 Nov 2013 12:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  14110. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_115.mp3" length="63000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  14111. <description>
  14112. One of the reasons why so many movies and televisions shows are set in high school is because, to varying degrees, the high school experience leaves an indelible mark on all of us. Our first experiences with sexual rejection, social politicking, and your own purpose in a greater society - these are difficult concepts which frustrated many of us when we were teenagers. And then, as we learned from school-survival.net, these can also be concepts some of us never grasped, and never could manage to get over. This week, The F Plus wants you to lose weight for school pictures. </description>
  14113. <content:encoded>
  14114. <![CDATA[
  14115. <p>with:
  14116. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  14117. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  14118. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  14119. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  14120. </p>
  14121. <p>reading:
  14122. <code>school-survival.net</code>
  14123. </p>
  14124. <p>Content provided by <strong>Montrith</strong>.</p>
  14125. <p>Edited by <strong>Adam Bozarth</strong>.</p>
  14126. <p>One of the reasons why so many movies and televisions shows are set in high school is because, to varying degrees, the high school experience leaves an indelible mark on all of us. Our first experiences with sexual rejection, social politicking, and your own purpose in a greater society - these are difficult concepts which frustrated many of us when we were teenagers. And then, as we learned from school-survival.net, these can also be concepts some of us never grasped, and never could manage to get over. This week, The F Plus wants you to lose weight for school pictures.</p>
  14127. <p>Music used:
  14128. <ol>
  14129. <li>The Replacements - Fuck School</li>
  14130. <li>Air - Playground Love</li>
  14131. <li>Notre Dame Fight Song</li>
  14132. <li>The Hollies - Carrie Anne</li>
  14133. <li>Nada Surf - Popular</li>
  14134. </ol>
  14135. </p>
  14136. ]]>
  14137. </content:encoded>
  14138. <itunes:summary>One of the reasons why so many movies and televisions shows are set in high school is because, to varying degrees, the high school experience leaves an indelible mark on all of us. Our first experiences with sexual rejection, social politicking, and your own purpose in a greater society - these are difficult concepts which frustrated many of us when we were teenagers. And then, as we learned from school-survival.net, these can also be concepts some of us never grasped, and never could manage to get over. This week, The F Plus wants you to lose weight for school pictures.</itunes:summary>
  14139. <itunes:episode>115</itunes:episode>
  14140. <itunes:title>Why Can't Social Studies Be More Like Call Of Duty?</itunes:title>
  14141. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  14142. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  14143. <itunes:subtitle>reading school-survival.net</itunes:subtitle>
  14144. <itunes:duration>1:27:40</itunes:duration>
  14145. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/115/ep115.jpg</image>
  14146. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/115/ep115-200x200.jpg" />
  14147. </item>
  14148. <item>
  14149. <title>114: I Don't Make Eye Contact On The First Date</title>
  14150. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/114</link>
  14151. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/114</guid>
  14152. <pubDate>Sat, 02 Nov 2013 12:23:00 CST</pubDate>
  14153. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_114.mp3" length="59000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  14154. <description>
  14155. In a pre-internet age, the best way for young guys who had problems finding love to meet other guys with the same problem was to ask the question &quot;Hey dude, do you play Magic: The Gathering?&quot; The community has become marginally more sophisticated since then and the term &quot;incel&quot; (involuntary celibacy) was born. &quot;Involuntary Celibacy?&quot; you ask, &quot;isn't that a really irritating way to say that you can't get laid and pretend like it's a political group?&quot; Well, welcome to love-shy.com, there's gonna be a whole lot of that kind of thing here. This week, The F Plus gets off just looking at each other. </description>
  14156. <content:encoded>
  14157. <![CDATA[
  14158. <p>with:
  14159. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  14160. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  14161. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  14162. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  14163. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  14164. </p>
  14165. <p>reading:
  14166. <code>love-shy.com/</code>
  14167. </p>
  14168. <p>Content provided by <strong>Montrith</strong>.</p>
  14169. <p>Edited by <strong>Isfahan</strong>.</p>
  14170. <p>In a pre-internet age, the best way for young guys who had problems finding love to meet other guys with the same problem was to ask the question &quot;Hey dude, do you play Magic: The Gathering?&quot; The community has become marginally more sophisticated since then and the term &quot;incel&quot; (involuntary celibacy) was born. &quot;Involuntary Celibacy?&quot; you ask, &quot;isn't that a really irritating way to say that you can't get laid and pretend like it's a political group?&quot; Well, welcome to love-shy.com, there's gonna be a whole lot of that kind of thing here. This week, The F Plus gets off just looking at each other.</p>
  14171. <p>Music used:
  14172. <ol>
  14173. <li>Violent Femmes - Add It Up (Live)</li>
  14174. <li>Richard Cheese - People=Shit</li>
  14175. </ol>
  14176. </p>
  14177. ]]>
  14178. </content:encoded>
  14179. <itunes:summary>In a pre-internet age, the best way for young guys who had problems finding love to meet other guys with the same problem was to ask the question &quot;Hey dude, do you play Magic: The Gathering?&quot; The community has become marginally more sophisticated since then and the term &quot;incel&quot; (involuntary celibacy) was born. &quot;Involuntary Celibacy?&quot; you ask, &quot;isn't that a really irritating way to say that you can't get laid and pretend like it's a political group?&quot; Well, welcome to love-shy.com, there's gonna be a whole lot of that kind of thing here. This week, The F Plus gets off just looking at each other.</itunes:summary>
  14180. <itunes:episode>114</itunes:episode>
  14181. <itunes:title>I Don't Make Eye Contact On The First Date</itunes:title>
  14182. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  14183. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  14184. <itunes:subtitle>reading love-shy.com/</itunes:subtitle>
  14185. <itunes:duration>1:22:54</itunes:duration>
  14186. </item>
  14187. <item>
  14188. <title>113: Boink The Clown.</title>
  14189. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/113</link>
  14190. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/113</guid>
  14191. <pubDate>Wed, 09 Oct 2013 18:48:00 CST</pubDate>
  14192. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_113.mp3" length="54000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  14193. <description>
  14194. Coulrophobia (the fear of clowns) is a word that's only about three decades old. Presumably before that, people who were terrified of clowns were just called Person Who Has Seen A Clown Before. But a much less discovered topic is the one of coulrophilia, translated from the latin it means Perverts That Get Boners When They Think About Clowns Doing It, or more simply Tuesday on Fetlife. This week, The F Plus accidentally applies to work in the Circus. </description>
  14195. <content:encoded>
  14196. <![CDATA[
  14197. <p>with:
  14198. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  14199. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  14200. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  14201. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  14202. </p>
  14203. <p>reading:
  14204. <code>fetlife.com</code>
  14205. </p>
  14206. <p>Content provided by <strong>Montrith</strong>.</p>
  14207. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  14208. <p>Coulrophobia (the fear of clowns) is a word that's only about three decades old. Presumably before that, people who were terrified of clowns were just called Person Who Has Seen A Clown Before. But a much less discovered topic is the one of coulrophilia, translated from the latin it means Perverts That Get Boners When They Think About Clowns Doing It, or more simply Tuesday on Fetlife. This week, The F Plus accidentally applies to work in the Circus.</p>
  14209. <p>Music used:
  14210. <ol>
  14211. <li>The Dickies - Killer Klowns From Outer Space</li>
  14212. <li>FC Kahuna - Bleep Freak</li>
  14213. <li>Shirley Bassey - Clown Town</li>
  14214. <li>Green Jellÿ - Rock N Roll Pumpkin</li>
  14215. <li>Green Jellÿ - House Me Teenage Rave</li>
  14216. </ol>
  14217. </p>
  14218. ]]>
  14219. </content:encoded>
  14220. <itunes:summary>Coulrophobia (the fear of clowns) is a word that's only about three decades old. Presumably before that, people who were terrified of clowns were just called Person Who Has Seen A Clown Before. But a much less discovered topic is the one of coulrophilia, translated from the latin it means Perverts That Get Boners When They Think About Clowns Doing It, or more simply Tuesday on Fetlife. This week, The F Plus accidentally applies to work in the Circus.</itunes:summary>
  14221. <itunes:episode>113</itunes:episode>
  14222. <itunes:title>Boink The Clown.</itunes:title>
  14223. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  14224. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  14225. <itunes:subtitle>reading fetlife.com</itunes:subtitle>
  14226. <itunes:duration>1:15:40</itunes:duration>
  14227. </item>
  14228. <item>
  14229. <title>112: I've Got My Spine, I've Got My Woman Crushed</title>
  14230. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/112</link>
  14231. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/112</guid>
  14232. <pubDate>Thu, 03 Oct 2013 18:21:00 CST</pubDate>
  14233. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_112.mp3" length="50000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  14234. <description>
  14235. There's moments of blissful comfort that can be undeniably wonderful. To find someone that you care about, and wrap their body around your own, silently sharing a few moments of euphoric, peaceful togetherness, is there anything better than that? The people in this week's episode would say: Yes, it would be better if she was flat and she just spent an hour talking about how flat she was, that would be totally hot. Because this podcast is still going strong, and as it turns out we haven't exhausted the weird fetishes yet, so this time it's about the object of your affection being flat. This week, The F Plus can't just play the theme song once. </description>
  14236. <content:encoded>
  14237. <![CDATA[
  14238. <p>with:
  14239. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  14240. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  14241. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  14242. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  14243. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  14244. </p>
  14245. <p>reading:
  14246. <code>purseboy.com</code>
  14247. </p>
  14248. <p>Content provided by <strong>Montrith</strong>.</p>
  14249. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  14250. <p>There's moments of blissful comfort that can be undeniably wonderful. To find someone that you care about, and wrap their body around your own, silently sharing a few moments of euphoric, peaceful togetherness, is there anything better than that? The people in this week's episode would say: Yes, it would be better if she was flat and she just spent an hour talking about how flat she was, that would be totally hot. Because this podcast is still going strong, and as it turns out we haven't exhausted the weird fetishes yet, so this time it's about the object of your affection being flat. This week, The F Plus can't just play the theme song once.</p>
  14251. <p>Music used:
  14252. <ol>
  14253. <li>The Horrible F Plus Jingle</li>
  14254. <li>The Horrible F Plus Jingle</li>
  14255. <li>FC Kahuna - Bleep Freak</li>
  14256. <li>Neal Sedaka - Calendar Girl</li>
  14257. <li>The Horrible F Plus Jingle</li>
  14258. </ol>
  14259. </p>
  14260. ]]>
  14261. </content:encoded>
  14262. <itunes:summary>There's moments of blissful comfort that can be undeniably wonderful. To find someone that you care about, and wrap their body around your own, silently sharing a few moments of euphoric, peaceful togetherness, is there anything better than that? The people in this week's episode would say: Yes, it would be better if she was flat and she just spent an hour talking about how flat she was, that would be totally hot. Because this podcast is still going strong, and as it turns out we haven't exhausted the weird fetishes yet, so this time it's about the object of your affection being flat. This week, The F Plus can't just play the theme song once.</itunes:summary>
  14263. <itunes:episode>112</itunes:episode>
  14264. <itunes:title>I've Got My Spine, I've Got My Woman Crushed</itunes:title>
  14265. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  14266. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  14267. <itunes:subtitle>reading purseboy.com</itunes:subtitle>
  14268. <itunes:duration>1:09:47</itunes:duration>
  14269. </item>
  14270. <item>
  14271. <title>111: Pokemon XXX &#38; Why?</title>
  14272. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/111</link>
  14273. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/111</guid>
  14274. <pubDate>Thu, 26 Sep 2013 17:33:00 CST</pubDate>
  14275. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_111.mp3" length="46000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  14276. <description>
  14277. Emily Dickinson is often quoted as saying &quot;The heart wants what it wants.&quot; She died in 1899, over a hundred years before the popularization of the modern internet. But I put the following question to you: If Emily Dickinson was alive today, would she have an account on the Serebii.net forums? More importantly, and stay with me here, would she go on the Serebii.net forums and participate in a 100 page thread about people who are sexually attracted to Pokemon? You can't, with absolute 100% certainty, say no, which is the same thing as yes. This week, Ampharos promises to be gentle up there. </description>
  14278. <content:encoded>
  14279. <![CDATA[
  14280. <p>with:
  14281. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  14282. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  14283. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  14284. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  14285. </p>
  14286. <p>reading:
  14287. <code>serebiiforums.com</code>
  14288. </p>
  14289. <p>Edited by <strong>John Toast</strong>.</p>
  14290. <p>Emily Dickinson is often quoted as saying &quot;The heart wants what it wants.&quot; She died in 1899, over a hundred years before the popularization of the modern internet. But I put the following question to you: If Emily Dickinson was alive today, would she have an account on the Serebii.net forums? More importantly, and stay with me here, would she go on the Serebii.net forums and participate in a 100 page thread about people who are sexually attracted to Pokemon? You can't, with absolute 100% certainty, say no, which is the same thing as yes. This week, Ampharos promises to be gentle up there.</p>
  14291. <p>Music used:
  14292. <ol>
  14293. <li>Some video game shit</li>
  14294. </ol>
  14295. </p>
  14296. ]]>
  14297. </content:encoded>
  14298. <itunes:summary>Emily Dickinson is often quoted as saying &quot;The heart wants what it wants.&quot; She died in 1899, over a hundred years before the popularization of the modern internet. But I put the following question to you: If Emily Dickinson was alive today, would she have an account on the Serebii.net forums? More importantly, and stay with me here, would she go on the Serebii.net forums and participate in a 100 page thread about people who are sexually attracted to Pokemon? You can't, with absolute 100% certainty, say no, which is the same thing as yes. This week, Ampharos promises to be gentle up there.</itunes:summary>
  14299. <itunes:episode>111</itunes:episode>
  14300. <itunes:title>Pokemon XXX &#38; Why?</itunes:title>
  14301. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  14302. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  14303. <itunes:subtitle>reading serebiiforums.com</itunes:subtitle>
  14304. <itunes:duration>1:04:11</itunes:duration>
  14305. </item>
  14306. <item>
  14307. <title>110: This One's Mainly About Butt Ghosts</title>
  14308. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/110</link>
  14309. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/110</guid>
  14310. <pubDate>Thu, 12 Sep 2013 18:27:00 CST</pubDate>
  14311. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_110.mp3" length="65000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  14312. <description>
  14313. According to a 2012 Huffington Post omnibus poll, 45% of Americans believe that ghosts are real. And according in a 2008 survey published by Psychology Today, 44% of women admit to having rape fantasies. Statistically, this leaves an inevitable overlap for those two Venn circles, and that's what we're exploring. From several sites around the internet, this is Astral Sex - it's kind of like a Scooby Doo parody porno, except all the visualization is being done in your head, which probably makes it worse. This week, we're back from some time off, and THIS is what we're reading!? </description>
  14314. <content:encoded>
  14315. <![CDATA[
  14316. <p>with:
  14317. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  14318. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  14319. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  14320. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  14321. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lou-fernandez">Lou Fernandez</a>
  14322. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  14323. </p>
  14324. <p>reading:
  14325. <code>www.yourghoststories.com/</code>
  14326. </p>
  14327. <p>Content provided by <strong>Al</strong>.</p>
  14328. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  14329. <p>According to a 2012 Huffington Post omnibus poll, 45% of Americans believe that ghosts are real. And according in a 2008 survey published by Psychology Today, 44% of women admit to having rape fantasies. Statistically, this leaves an inevitable overlap for those two Venn circles, and that's what we're exploring. From several sites around the internet, this is Astral Sex - it's kind of like a Scooby Doo parody porno, except all the visualization is being done in your head, which probably makes it worse. This week, we're back from some time off, and THIS is what we're reading!?</p>
  14330. <p>Music used:
  14331. <ol>
  14332. <li>The Muffs - Outer Space</li>
  14333. <li>Modern Lovers - Astral Plane</li>
  14334. </ol>
  14335. </p>
  14336. ]]>
  14337. </content:encoded>
  14338. <itunes:summary>According to a 2012 Huffington Post omnibus poll, 45% of Americans believe that ghosts are real. And according in a 2008 survey published by Psychology Today, 44% of women admit to having rape fantasies. Statistically, this leaves an inevitable overlap for those two Venn circles, and that's what we're exploring. From several sites around the internet, this is Astral Sex - it's kind of like a Scooby Doo parody porno, except all the visualization is being done in your head, which probably makes it worse. This week, we're back from some time off, and THIS is what we're reading!?</itunes:summary>
  14339. <itunes:episode>110</itunes:episode>
  14340. <itunes:title>This One's Mainly About Butt Ghosts</itunes:title>
  14341. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  14342. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  14343. <itunes:subtitle>reading www.yourghoststories.com/</itunes:subtitle>
  14344. <itunes:duration>1:08:29</itunes:duration>
  14345. </item>
  14346. <item>
  14347. <title>109: Your Role Is Played Out</title>
  14348. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/109</link>
  14349. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/109</guid>
  14350. <pubDate>Thu, 15 Aug 2013 21:33:00 CST</pubDate>
  14351. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_109.mp3" length="50000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  14352. <description>
  14353. As modern people, it's easy for us to find our day to day lacking in dramatic moments. Of course, it could be up to all of us to go out in the world and find our own adventure, to live the life that each of us have been briefly allotted. The thing is though, finding our own adventure sometimes means losing your internet connection, so screw it. Outside is overrated anyway. And so say the members of Chicken Smoothie, a kid-friendly furry virtual-pet trading thingamajig with a very active community of role play forum posters. This week, there's no laws about The F Plus (just a long list of rules). </description>
  14354. <content:encoded>
  14355. <![CDATA[
  14356. <p>with:
  14357. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  14358. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  14359. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  14360. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  14361. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  14362. </p>
  14363. <p>reading:
  14364. <code>www.chickensmoothie.com/</code>
  14365. </p>
  14366. <p>Content provided by <strong>Cheapskate</strong>.</p>
  14367. <p>Edited by <strong>Isfahan</strong>.</p>
  14368. <p>As modern people, it's easy for us to find our day to day lacking in dramatic moments. Of course, it could be up to all of us to go out in the world and find our own adventure, to live the life that each of us have been briefly allotted. The thing is though, finding our own adventure sometimes means losing your internet connection, so screw it. Outside is overrated anyway. And so say the members of Chicken Smoothie, a kid-friendly furry virtual-pet trading thingamajig with a very active community of role play forum posters. This week, there's no laws about The F Plus (just a long list of rules).</p>
  14369. <p>Music used:
  14370. <ol>
  14371. <li>MGMT - Time To Pretend</li>
  14372. <li>The Stooges - I Wanna Be Your Dog</li>
  14373. </ol>
  14374. </p>
  14375. ]]>
  14376. </content:encoded>
  14377. <itunes:summary>As modern people, it's easy for us to find our day to day lacking in dramatic moments. Of course, it could be up to all of us to go out in the world and find our own adventure, to live the life that each of us have been briefly allotted. The thing is though, finding our own adventure sometimes means losing your internet connection, so screw it. Outside is overrated anyway. And so say the members of Chicken Smoothie, a kid-friendly furry virtual-pet trading thingamajig with a very active community of role play forum posters. This week, there's no laws about The F Plus (just a long list of rules).</itunes:summary>
  14378. <itunes:episode>109</itunes:episode>
  14379. <itunes:title>Your Role Is Played Out</itunes:title>
  14380. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  14381. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  14382. <itunes:subtitle>reading www.chickensmoothie.com/</itunes:subtitle>
  14383. <itunes:duration>1:09:45</itunes:duration>
  14384. </item>
  14385. <item>
  14386. <title>108: The Staind Lyrics In My Signature Will Demonstrate My Intellect</title>
  14387. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/108</link>
  14388. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/108</guid>
  14389. <pubDate>Sun, 04 Aug 2013 13:08:00 CST</pubDate>
  14390. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_108.mp3" length="56000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  14391. <description>
  14392. On a planet with a population of 7 billion, it's easy to get overwhelmed by the shortcomings of other people. Hopefully you have friends, loved ones, and a strong vibrant community where you can be a part of a greater whole, providing for others while benefitting from their care. But if there's not the case, there's a lot of other angry idiots on the internet you can shout at. We're looking at whyihatepeople.com, a site where you can complain about the stupidity of others while trying avoid pot/kettle conversations about your own stupidity. This week, The F Plus has been thinking about peeing on your coat. </description>
  14393. <content:encoded>
  14394. <![CDATA[
  14395. <p>with:
  14396. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  14397. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  14398. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  14399. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  14400. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  14401. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  14402. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  14403. </p>
  14404. <p>reading:
  14405. <code>www.whyihatepeople.com/</code>
  14406. </p>
  14407. <p>Content provided by <strong>KR Mitchell</strong>.</p>
  14408. <p>Edited by <strong>STOG</strong>.</p>
  14409. <p>On a planet with a population of 7 billion, it's easy to get overwhelmed by the shortcomings of other people. Hopefully you have friends, loved ones, and a strong vibrant community where you can be a part of a greater whole, providing for others while benefitting from their care. But if there's not the case, there's a lot of other angry idiots on the internet you can shout at. We're looking at whyihatepeople.com, a site where you can complain about the stupidity of others while trying avoid pot/kettle conversations about your own stupidity. This week, The F Plus has been thinking about peeing on your coat.</p>
  14410. <p>Music used:
  14411. <ol>
  14412. <li>The Clash - Hateful</li>
  14413. <li>William Shatner - Common People</li>
  14414. </ol>
  14415. </p>
  14416. ]]>
  14417. </content:encoded>
  14418. <itunes:summary>On a planet with a population of 7 billion, it's easy to get overwhelmed by the shortcomings of other people. Hopefully you have friends, loved ones, and a strong vibrant community where you can be a part of a greater whole, providing for others while benefitting from their care. But if there's not the case, there's a lot of other angry idiots on the internet you can shout at. We're looking at whyihatepeople.com, a site where you can complain about the stupidity of others while trying avoid pot/kettle conversations about your own stupidity. This week, The F Plus has been thinking about peeing on your coat.</itunes:summary>
  14419. <itunes:episode>108</itunes:episode>
  14420. <itunes:title>The Staind Lyrics In My Signature Will Demonstrate My Intellect</itunes:title>
  14421. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  14422. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  14423. <itunes:subtitle>reading www.whyihatepeople.com/</itunes:subtitle>
  14424. <itunes:duration>58:56</itunes:duration>
  14425. </item>
  14426. <item>
  14427. <title>107: Trash At Demonhead</title>
  14428. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/107</link>
  14429. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/107</guid>
  14430. <pubDate>Wed, 31 Jul 2013 19:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  14431. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_107.mp3" length="46000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  14432. <description>
  14433. It's hard for an independent game developer to break into the business. With average budgets for high profile games now exceeding $20 million, and an ever increasing number of different publishers competing over market share, how is a guy with no education and no experience going to create, publish and market his own game? The answer is simple: He's not! And that's totally fine, because the game he would have created would have just been a rehash of other games using characters he didn't own the rights to. We're looking at the Fantendo wiki - a place where people can skip game development and cut straight to game journalism. Because really, the journalism's the most sophisticated part. This week, The F Plus needs to stay radical or it will implode! </description>
  14434. <content:encoded>
  14435. <![CDATA[
  14436. <p>with:
  14437. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  14438. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  14439. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  14440. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  14441. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  14442. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  14443. </p>
  14444. <p>reading:
  14445. <code>fantendo.wikia.com/</code>
  14446. </p>
  14447. <p>Content provided by <strong>Cheapskate</strong>.</p>
  14448. <p>Edited by <strong>Isfahan</strong>.</p>
  14449. <p>It's hard for an independent game developer to break into the business. With average budgets for high profile games now exceeding $20 million, and an ever increasing number of different publishers competing over market share, how is a guy with no education and no experience going to create, publish and market his own game? The answer is simple: He's not! And that's totally fine, because the game he would have created would have just been a rehash of other games using characters he didn't own the rights to. We're looking at the Fantendo wiki - a place where people can skip game development and cut straight to game journalism. Because really, the journalism's the most sophisticated part. This week, The F Plus needs to stay radical or it will implode!</p>
  14450. <p>Music used:
  14451. <ol>
  14452. <li>Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past Title Screen</li>
  14453. <li>Super Metroid: Item Room</li>
  14454. <li>Nintendo Cereal System Commercial from 1989</li>
  14455. </ol>
  14456. </p>
  14457. ]]>
  14458. </content:encoded>
  14459. <itunes:summary>It's hard for an independent game developer to break into the business. With average budgets for high profile games now exceeding $20 million, and an ever increasing number of different publishers competing over market share, how is a guy with no education and no experience going to create, publish and market his own game? The answer is simple: He's not! And that's totally fine, because the game he would have created would have just been a rehash of other games using characters he didn't own the rights to. We're looking at the Fantendo wiki - a place where people can skip game development and cut straight to game journalism. Because really, the journalism's the most sophisticated part. This week, The F Plus needs to stay radical or it will implode!</itunes:summary>
  14460. <itunes:episode>107</itunes:episode>
  14461. <itunes:title>Trash At Demonhead</itunes:title>
  14462. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  14463. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  14464. <itunes:subtitle>reading fantendo.wikia.com/</itunes:subtitle>
  14465. <itunes:duration>1:03:45</itunes:duration>
  14466. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/107/ep107.jpg</image>
  14467. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/107/ep107-200x200.jpg" />
  14468. </item>
  14469. <item>
  14470. <title>106: Asgard Doesn't Have Alimony Laws</title>
  14471. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/106</link>
  14472. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/106</guid>
  14473. <pubDate>Wed, 24 Jul 2013 21:04:00 CST</pubDate>
  14474. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_106.mp3" length="46000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  14475. <description>
  14476. Love is a curious thing. The thing that drives two people together into a passionate embrace is as complicated as it is powerful. But the thing that drives one person to claim that they're married to a Norse god? That's called &quot;being a crazy person&quot;. We're taking a look at Lokiwives and godspouses: People who claim to be in a polygamous relationship with one or more gods, and report that the sex is terrific. This week, wherever you go, whatever you do, these people still won't make any sense.
  14477. Editor's note: Documents were provided for this episode by Sherlockian and Gaylord McHappenstance as well. </description>
  14478. <content:encoded>
  14479. <![CDATA[
  14480. <p>with:
  14481. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  14482. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  14483. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  14484. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  14485. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  14486. </p>
  14487. <p>Content provided by <strong>Erminea Heart</strong>.</p>
  14488. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  14489. <p>Love is a curious thing. The thing that drives two people together into a passionate embrace is as complicated as it is powerful. But the thing that drives one person to claim that they're married to a Norse god? That's called &quot;being a crazy person&quot;. We're taking a look at Lokiwives and godspouses: People who claim to be in a polygamous relationship with one or more gods, and report that the sex is terrific. This week, wherever you go, whatever you do, these people still won't make any sense.</p>
  14490. <p>Editor's note: Documents were provided for this episode by Sherlockian and Gaylord McHappenstance as well.</p>
  14491. <p>Music used:
  14492. <ol>
  14493. <li>Nouvelle Vague - Ever Fallen In Love (With Someone You Shouldn'tve)</li>
  14494. <li>FC Kahuna - Bleep Freak</li>
  14495. <li>Richard Marx - Right Here Waiting</li>
  14496. <li>Danzig - Brand New God</li>
  14497. <li>Lemon singing U2's "In God's Country"</li>
  14498. </ol>
  14499. </p>
  14500. ]]>
  14501. </content:encoded>
  14502. <itunes:summary>Love is a curious thing. The thing that drives two people together into a passionate embrace is as complicated as it is powerful. But the thing that drives one person to claim that they're married to a Norse god? That's called &quot;being a crazy person&quot;. We're taking a look at Lokiwives and godspouses: People who claim to be in a polygamous relationship with one or more gods, and report that the sex is terrific. This week, wherever you go, whatever you do, these people still won't make any sense.
  14503. Editor's note: Documents were provided for this episode by Sherlockian and Gaylord McHappenstance as well.</itunes:summary>
  14504. <itunes:episode>106</itunes:episode>
  14505. <itunes:title>Asgard Doesn't Have Alimony Laws</itunes:title>
  14506. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  14507. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  14508. <itunes:subtitle>Love is a curious thing. The thing that drives two people together into a passionate embrace is as…</itunes:subtitle>
  14509. <itunes:duration>1:03:45</itunes:duration>
  14510. </item>
  14511. <item>
  14512. <title>105: The Only Thing I Know Is That I Am An Expert In Everything</title>
  14513. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/105</link>
  14514. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/105</guid>
  14515. <pubDate>Sun, 14 Jul 2013 18:26:00 CST</pubDate>
  14516. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_105.mp3" length="49000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  14517. <description>
  14518. From the very beginning, the Internet was created as a method of transferring useful, verifiable, and well sourced information from one place to another. Then some other guys showed up and said &quot;Free information? There's no money in that!&quot;, and thus our lives were forever changed by the ASP.NET framework. But when it comes to monetizing expertise, no website charges as much while supplying as little as LivePerson.com: A multi-million dollar website where morons sell information they don't have to suckers who don't know they don't have it. This week, The F Plus is reading strategy guides to this year's Christmas Games. </description>
  14519. <content:encoded>
  14520. <![CDATA[
  14521. <p>with:
  14522. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  14523. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  14524. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  14525. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  14526. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  14527. </p>
  14528. <p>reading:
  14529. <code>www.liveperson.com/</code>
  14530. </p>
  14531. <p>Content provided by <strong>Montrith</strong>.</p>
  14532. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  14533. <p>From the very beginning, the Internet was created as a method of transferring useful, verifiable, and well sourced information from one place to another. Then some other guys showed up and said &quot;Free information? There's no money in that!&quot;, and thus our lives were forever changed by the ASP.NET framework. But when it comes to monetizing expertise, no website charges as much while supplying as little as LivePerson.com: A multi-million dollar website where morons sell information they don't have to suckers who don't know they don't have it. This week, The F Plus is reading strategy guides to this year's Christmas Games.</p>
  14534. <p>Music used:
  14535. <ol>
  14536. <li>King & Deco - Professional</li>
  14537. <li>SKisM - Experts</li>
  14538. </ol>
  14539. </p>
  14540. ]]>
  14541. </content:encoded>
  14542. <itunes:summary>From the very beginning, the Internet was created as a method of transferring useful, verifiable, and well sourced information from one place to another. Then some other guys showed up and said &quot;Free information? There's no money in that!&quot;, and thus our lives were forever changed by the ASP.NET framework. But when it comes to monetizing expertise, no website charges as much while supplying as little as LivePerson.com: A multi-million dollar website where morons sell information they don't have to suckers who don't know they don't have it. This week, The F Plus is reading strategy guides to this year's Christmas Games.</itunes:summary>
  14543. <itunes:episode>105</itunes:episode>
  14544. <itunes:title>The Only Thing I Know Is That I Am An Expert In Everything</itunes:title>
  14545. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  14546. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  14547. <itunes:subtitle>reading www.liveperson.com/</itunes:subtitle>
  14548. <itunes:duration>1:08:24</itunes:duration>
  14549. </item>
  14550. <item>
  14551. <title>104: Your Universe Is My Universe's Therapist</title>
  14552. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/104</link>
  14553. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/104</guid>
  14554. <pubDate>Thu, 27 Jun 2013 19:07:00 CST</pubDate>
  14555. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_104.mp3" length="50000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  14556. <description>
  14557. Any wise man must know that there is much to the universe that he does not know. But the wiser man makes up a bunch of crap about other universes and then sells that crap to suckers for two hundred bucks a pop. On a completely related note, Burt Goldman wants to welcome you to Quantum Jumping. What is Quantum Jumping? That's privileged information, I'm gonna need your bank account information first. But while we're waiting for this transaction to process, how about I read some testimonials? This week, Isfahan will not hesitate to shoot his doppelganger. </description>
  14558. <content:encoded>
  14559. <![CDATA[
  14560. <p>with:
  14561. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  14562. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  14563. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  14564. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  14565. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  14566. </p>
  14567. <p>reading:
  14568. <code>quantumjumping.com</code>
  14569. </p>
  14570. <p>Content provided by <strong>chairmanroflmao</strong>.</p>
  14571. <p>Edited by <strong>Isfahan</strong>.</p>
  14572. <p>Any wise man must know that there is much to the universe that he does not know. But the wiser man makes up a bunch of crap about other universes and then sells that crap to suckers for two hundred bucks a pop. On a completely related note, Burt Goldman wants to welcome you to Quantum Jumping. What is Quantum Jumping? That's privileged information, I'm gonna need your bank account information first. But while we're waiting for this transaction to process, how about I read some testimonials? This week, Isfahan will not hesitate to shoot his doppelganger.</p>
  14573. <p>Music used:
  14574. <ol>
  14575. <li>Quantum Leap TV Theme</li>
  14576. <li>Pointer Sisters - Jump (For My Love)</li>
  14577. </ol>
  14578. </p>
  14579. ]]>
  14580. </content:encoded>
  14581. <itunes:summary>Any wise man must know that there is much to the universe that he does not know. But the wiser man makes up a bunch of crap about other universes and then sells that crap to suckers for two hundred bucks a pop. On a completely related note, Burt Goldman wants to welcome you to Quantum Jumping. What is Quantum Jumping? That's privileged information, I'm gonna need your bank account information first. But while we're waiting for this transaction to process, how about I read some testimonials? This week, Isfahan will not hesitate to shoot his doppelganger.</itunes:summary>
  14582. <itunes:episode>104</itunes:episode>
  14583. <itunes:title>Your Universe Is My Universe's Therapist</itunes:title>
  14584. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  14585. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  14586. <itunes:subtitle>reading quantumjumping.com</itunes:subtitle>
  14587. <itunes:duration>1:10:14</itunes:duration>
  14588. </item>
  14589. <item>
  14590. <title>sf: A San Francisco Podcast</title>
  14591. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/sf</link>
  14592. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/sf</guid>
  14593. <pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:12:00 CST</pubDate>
  14594. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_sf.mp3" length="84000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  14595. <description>
  14596. LIVE from the home of Zynga, it's The F Plus Podcast! When Lemon and Boots visited The City By The Bay, they felt it was perfectly appropriate to sample the culinary traditions of such a vibrant and exciting city. Then, after eating some really good tacos, they made some raw food garbage based on recipes they found on the internet. Have you ever wanted to know what raw vegetable makes a perfect substitute for linguine? Or how changing the color of your salt can improve your chakra? Of course not, because you're not an idiot. This week, The F Plus plays the crunch twice for good measure. </description>
  14597. <content:encoded>
  14598. <![CDATA[
  14599. <p>with:
  14600. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  14601. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  14602. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  14603. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  14604. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/happy-ending">Happy Ending</a>
  14605. </p>
  14606. <p>reading:
  14607. <code>nouveauraw.com</code>
  14608. </p>
  14609. <p>Content provided by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  14610. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  14611. <p>LIVE from the home of Zynga, it's The F Plus Podcast! When Lemon and Boots visited The City By The Bay, they felt it was perfectly appropriate to sample the culinary traditions of such a vibrant and exciting city. Then, after eating some really good tacos, they made some raw food garbage based on recipes they found on the internet. Have you ever wanted to know what raw vegetable makes a perfect substitute for linguine? Or how changing the color of your salt can improve your chakra? Of course not, because you're not an idiot. This week, The F Plus plays the crunch twice for good measure.</p>
  14612. <p>Music used:
  14613. <ol>
  14614. <li>Ol' Dirty Bastard - Shimmy Shimmy Ya</li>
  14615. <li>Busta Rhymes - Everything Remains Raw</li>
  14616. <li>Lady - Twerk</li>
  14617. <li>Ween - Where'd The Cheese Go?</li>
  14618. </ol>
  14619. </p>
  14620. ]]>
  14621. </content:encoded>
  14622. <itunes:summary>LIVE from the home of Zynga, it's The F Plus Podcast! When Lemon and Boots visited The City By The Bay, they felt it was perfectly appropriate to sample the culinary traditions of such a vibrant and exciting city. Then, after eating some really good tacos, they made some raw food garbage based on recipes they found on the internet. Have you ever wanted to know what raw vegetable makes a perfect substitute for linguine? Or how changing the color of your salt can improve your chakra? Of course not, because you're not an idiot. This week, The F Plus plays the crunch twice for good measure.</itunes:summary>
  14623. <itunes:episode>sf</itunes:episode>
  14624. <itunes:title>A San Francisco Podcast</itunes:title>
  14625. <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
  14626. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  14627. <itunes:subtitle>reading nouveauraw.com</itunes:subtitle>
  14628. <itunes:duration>1:28:20</itunes:duration>
  14629. </item>
  14630. <item>
  14631. <title>103: Was It Worth It?</title>
  14632. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/103</link>
  14633. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/103</guid>
  14634. <pubDate>Wed, 12 Jun 2013 23:10:00 CST</pubDate>
  14635. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_103.mp3" length="47000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  14636. <description>
  14637. I guess if you think about it for a little while, you could probably come up with a couple good things that women have provided for the world. Apparently the square bottom paper grocery bag was invented by a woman, also COBOL, and say what you will about the execution, but Toxic is a pretty catchy song. Still though, for the writers of sites like the-spearhead.com, avoiceformen.com and Men Going Their Own Way, that simply isn't enough. These are some dudes that have some issues with women, and like a lot of things, that's the fault of women. This week, The F Plus feels emboldened by the smell of urinal cakes. </description>
  14638. <content:encoded>
  14639. <![CDATA[
  14640. <p>with:
  14641. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  14642. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  14643. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  14644. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  14645. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  14646. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  14647. </p>
  14648. <p>reading:
  14649. <code>the-spearhead.com</code>
  14650. <code>avoiceformen.com</code>
  14651. </p>
  14652. <p>Content provided by <strong>Sherlockian</strong>.</p>
  14653. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  14654. <p>I guess if you think about it for a little while, you could probably come up with a couple good things that women have provided for the world. Apparently the square bottom paper grocery bag was invented by a woman, also COBOL, and say what you will about the execution, but Toxic is a pretty catchy song. Still though, for the writers of sites like the-spearhead.com, avoiceformen.com and Men Going Their Own Way, that simply isn't enough. These are some dudes that have some issues with women, and like a lot of things, that's the fault of women. This week, The F Plus feels emboldened by the smell of urinal cakes.</p>
  14655. <p>Music used:
  14656. <ol>
  14657. <li>James Brown - It's A Man's Man's Man's World</li>
  14658. <li>FC Kahuna - Bleep Freak</li>
  14659. <li>Guns N Roses - Back Off Bitch</li>
  14660. <li>Destiny's Child - Independent Women Part I</li>
  14661. <li>Ten Masked Men - Independent Women Part I</li>
  14662. </ol>
  14663. </p>
  14664. ]]>
  14665. </content:encoded>
  14666. <itunes:summary>I guess if you think about it for a little while, you could probably come up with a couple good things that women have provided for the world. Apparently the square bottom paper grocery bag was invented by a woman, also COBOL, and say what you will about the execution, but Toxic is a pretty catchy song. Still though, for the writers of sites like the-spearhead.com, avoiceformen.com and Men Going Their Own Way, that simply isn't enough. These are some dudes that have some issues with women, and like a lot of things, that's the fault of women. This week, The F Plus feels emboldened by the smell of urinal cakes.</itunes:summary>
  14667. <itunes:episode>103</itunes:episode>
  14668. <itunes:title>Was It Worth It?</itunes:title>
  14669. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  14670. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  14671. <itunes:subtitle>reading the-spearhead.com,avoiceformen.com</itunes:subtitle>
  14672. <itunes:duration>1:05:47</itunes:duration>
  14673. </item>
  14674. <item>
  14675. <title>100a: Episode 100 (Part One)</title>
  14676. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/100a</link>
  14677. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/100a</guid>
  14678. <pubDate>Sun, 02 Jun 2013 12:23:00 CST</pubDate>
  14679. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_100a.mp3" length="000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  14680. <description>
  14681. For the 100th Episode of The F Plus, we wanted to take a couple of hours exploring the internet's stupid and misguided history, tackling some subjects from many years ago that have stuck with us like a herpes sore.
  14682. This is part one. Part two is here
  14683.  
  14684. Ulilillia Really Likes Pizza, Some Colors, And Bubsy (and he has the math to prove it)
  14685. David Gontermann Has An Unhealthy Conversation With An Underage Hedgehog
  14686. JustinRPG Goes On A Talk Show To Explain His Love For Reshiram
  14687. I Genuinely Have No Idea Why I Can't Get Laid, I Presume It Must Be A Conspiracy
  14688. The Rat Porn Lady Is Going To Cast A Spell On You
  14689. Yiff The Otter
  14690. Let's Read Random Selections From Time Cube
  14691. HI I'M CAROLE AND I HATE MY BODY
  14692. Pinku Is Japanese For Pink
  14693. </description>
  14694. <content:encoded>
  14695. <![CDATA[
  14696. <p>with:
  14697. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  14698. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  14699. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bumpgrrl">bumpgrrl</a>
  14700. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  14701. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  14702. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  14703. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  14704. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  14705. </p>
  14706. <p>Edited by <strong>Portaxx</strong>.</p>
  14707. <p>For the 100th Episode of The F Plus, we wanted to take a couple of hours exploring the internet's stupid and misguided history, tackling some subjects from many years ago that have stuck with us like a herpes sore.</p>
  14708. <p>This is part one. Part two is <a href="/episode/100b">here</a></p>
  14709. <ol>
  14710. <li>Ulilillia Really Likes Pizza, Some Colors, And Bubsy (and he has the math to prove it)</li>
  14711. <li>David Gontermann Has An Unhealthy Conversation With An Underage Hedgehog</li>
  14712. <li>JustinRPG Goes On A Talk Show To Explain His Love For Reshiram</li>
  14713. <li>I Genuinely Have No Idea Why I Can't Get Laid, I Presume It Must Be A Conspiracy</li>
  14714. <li>The Rat Porn Lady Is Going To Cast A Spell On You</li>
  14715. <li>Yiff The Otter</li>
  14716. <li>Let's Read Random Selections From Time Cube</li>
  14717. <li>HI I'M CAROLE AND I HATE MY BODY</li>
  14718. <li>Pinku Is Japanese For Pink</li>
  14719. </ol>
  14720. <p>Music used:
  14721. <ol>
  14722. <li>justinRPG - I Love Reshiram (Married To Reshiram)</li>
  14723. <li>justinRPG - I Hate This Windows Vista Tonight</li>
  14724. </ol>
  14725. </p>
  14726. ]]>
  14727. </content:encoded>
  14728. <itunes:summary>For the 100th Episode of The F Plus, we wanted to take a couple of hours exploring the internet's stupid and misguided history, tackling some subjects from many years ago that have stuck with us like a herpes sore.
  14729. This is part one. Part two is here
  14730.  
  14731. Ulilillia Really Likes Pizza, Some Colors, And Bubsy (and he has the math to prove it)
  14732. David Gontermann Has An Unhealthy Conversation With An Underage Hedgehog
  14733. JustinRPG Goes On A Talk Show To Explain His Love For Reshiram
  14734. I Genuinely Have No Idea Why I Can't Get Laid, I Presume It Must Be A Conspiracy
  14735. The Rat Porn Lady Is Going To Cast A Spell On You
  14736. Yiff The Otter
  14737. Let's Read Random Selections From Time Cube
  14738. HI I'M CAROLE AND I HATE MY BODY
  14739. Pinku Is Japanese For Pink
  14740. </itunes:summary>
  14741. <itunes:episode>100a</itunes:episode>
  14742. <itunes:title>Episode 100 (Part One)</itunes:title>
  14743. <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
  14744. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  14745. <itunes:subtitle>For the 100th Episode of The F Plus, we wanted to take a couple of hours exploring the internet's…</itunes:subtitle>
  14746. <itunes:duration>1:58:48</itunes:duration>
  14747. </item>
  14748. <item>
  14749. <title>100b: Episode 100 (Part Two)</title>
  14750. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/100b</link>
  14751. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/100b</guid>
  14752. <pubDate>Sun, 02 Jun 2013 12:35:00 CST</pubDate>
  14753. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_100b.mp3" length="49000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  14754. <description>
  14755. For the 100th Episode of The F Plus, we wanted to take a couple of hours exploring the internet's stupid and misguided history, tackling some subjects from many years ago that have stuck with us like a herpes sore.
  14756. This is part two. Part one is here
  14757.  
  14758. Alex Chiu Is Going To Make You Gorgeous
  14759. Matthew Moulton Has A Hard Time Making Friends
  14760. Why Is It That People Forget About The Elven Holocaust?
  14761. And Then Legolas Said &quot;Which Voice Did I Use For This Again?&quot;
  14762. Dave Hopkins Doesn't Need To Listen To Your Criticism
  14763. </description>
  14764. <content:encoded>
  14765. <![CDATA[
  14766. <p>with:
  14767. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  14768. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  14769. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  14770. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  14771. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  14772. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  14773. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  14774. </p>
  14775. <p>Edited by <strong>Portaxx</strong>.</p>
  14776. <p>For the 100th Episode of The F Plus, we wanted to take a couple of hours exploring the internet's stupid and misguided history, tackling some subjects from many years ago that have stuck with us like a herpes sore.</p>
  14777. <p>This is part two. Part one is <a href="/episode/100a">here</a></p>
  14778. <ol>
  14779. <li>Alex Chiu Is Going To Make You Gorgeous</li>
  14780. <li>Matthew Moulton Has A Hard Time Making Friends</li>
  14781. <li>Why Is It That People Forget About The Elven Holocaust?</li>
  14782. <li>And Then Legolas Said &quot;Which Voice Did I Use For This Again?&quot;</li>
  14783. <li>Dave Hopkins Doesn't Need To Listen To Your Criticism</li>
  14784. </ol>
  14785. <p>Music used:
  14786. <ol>
  14787. <li>Alienjack - Freak of Emotion part 1</li>
  14788. <li>Dragonstomper - Escape</li>
  14789. </ol>
  14790. </p>
  14791. ]]>
  14792. </content:encoded>
  14793. <itunes:summary>For the 100th Episode of The F Plus, we wanted to take a couple of hours exploring the internet's stupid and misguided history, tackling some subjects from many years ago that have stuck with us like a herpes sore.
  14794. This is part two. Part one is here
  14795.  
  14796. Alex Chiu Is Going To Make You Gorgeous
  14797. Matthew Moulton Has A Hard Time Making Friends
  14798. Why Is It That People Forget About The Elven Holocaust?
  14799. And Then Legolas Said &quot;Which Voice Did I Use For This Again?&quot;
  14800. Dave Hopkins Doesn't Need To Listen To Your Criticism
  14801. </itunes:summary>
  14802. <itunes:episode>100b</itunes:episode>
  14803. <itunes:title>Episode 100 (Part Two)</itunes:title>
  14804. <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
  14805. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  14806. <itunes:subtitle>For the 100th Episode of The F Plus, we wanted to take a couple of hours exploring the internet's…</itunes:subtitle>
  14807. <itunes:duration>1:27:11</itunes:duration>
  14808. </item>
  14809. <item>
  14810. <title>102: I've Also Got An Idea For A Reboot Of Young Guns</title>
  14811. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/102</link>
  14812. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/102</guid>
  14813. <pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 22:22:00 CST</pubDate>
  14814. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_102.mp3" length="48000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  14815. <description>
  14816. With operating budgets starting in the millions of dollars, the American Motion Picture is not an art form prone to risk or innovation. As the internet democratizes art, fresh ideas can come from anywhere. Take, for example, the website FilmProposals.com, where people write down poorly considered movie ideas to an audience of nobody for no reason whatsoever. Could this change the face of Hollywood? Sure, why not? This week, sex will be had (like it or not). </description>
  14817. <content:encoded>
  14818. <![CDATA[
  14819. <p>with:
  14820. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  14821. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  14822. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  14823. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  14824. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  14825. </p>
  14826. <p>reading:
  14827. <code>FilmProposals.com</code>
  14828. </p>
  14829. <p>Content provided by <strong>Cheapskate</strong>.</p>
  14830. <p>Edited by <strong>Adam Bozarth</strong>.</p>
  14831. <p>With operating budgets starting in the millions of dollars, the American Motion Picture is not an art form prone to risk or innovation. As the internet democratizes art, fresh ideas can come from anywhere. Take, for example, the website FilmProposals.com, where people write down poorly considered movie ideas to an audience of nobody for no reason whatsoever. Could this change the face of Hollywood? Sure, why not? This week, sex will be had (like it or not).</p>
  14832. <p>Music used:
  14833. <ol>
  14834. <li>Chris and Tad - Film Party</li>
  14835. <li>The Kinks - Groovy Movies</li>
  14836. </ol>
  14837. </p>
  14838. ]]>
  14839. </content:encoded>
  14840. <itunes:summary>With operating budgets starting in the millions of dollars, the American Motion Picture is not an art form prone to risk or innovation. As the internet democratizes art, fresh ideas can come from anywhere. Take, for example, the website FilmProposals.com, where people write down poorly considered movie ideas to an audience of nobody for no reason whatsoever. Could this change the face of Hollywood? Sure, why not? This week, sex will be had (like it or not).</itunes:summary>
  14841. <itunes:episode>102</itunes:episode>
  14842. <itunes:title>I've Also Got An Idea For A Reboot Of Young Guns</itunes:title>
  14843. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  14844. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  14845. <itunes:subtitle>reading FilmProposals.com</itunes:subtitle>
  14846. <itunes:duration>1:23:09</itunes:duration>
  14847. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/102/ep102.jpg</image>
  14848. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/102/ep102-150x150.jpg" />
  14849. </item>
  14850. <item>
  14851. <title>101: I Hope My Kids Never Evolve</title>
  14852. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/101</link>
  14853. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/101</guid>
  14854. <pubDate>Sun, 14 Apr 2013 19:39:00 CST</pubDate>
  14855. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_101.mp3" length="48000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  14856. <description>
  14857. Many people would agree that monkeys, by and large, are pretty cute. This is why they make popular zoo attractions, popular designs on t-shirts, and popular themes in nursery gear. Because we like looking at monkeys, they're a lot like us. But not so much like us that we'd consider adopting one and raising it like it was our own child. Well... most of us wouldn't do that. </description>
  14858. <content:encoded>
  14859. <![CDATA[
  14860. <p>with:
  14861. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  14862. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  14863. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  14864. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  14865. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  14866. </p>
  14867. <p>reading:
  14868. <code>www.monkeykisses.com</code>
  14869. </p>
  14870. <p>Content provided by <strong>Montrith</strong>.</p>
  14871. <p>Edited by <strong>STOG</strong>.</p>
  14872. <p>Many people would agree that monkeys, by and large, are pretty cute. This is why they make popular zoo attractions, popular designs on t-shirts, and popular themes in nursery gear. Because we like looking at monkeys, they're a lot like us. But not so much like us that we'd consider adopting one and raising it like it was our own child. Well... most of us wouldn't do that.</p>
  14873. <p>Music used:
  14874. <ol>
  14875. <li>James Kolchaka Superstar - Monkey Vs Robot</li>
  14876. <li>Peter Gabriel - Shock The Monkey</li>
  14877. </ol>
  14878. </p>
  14879. ]]>
  14880. </content:encoded>
  14881. <itunes:summary>Many people would agree that monkeys, by and large, are pretty cute. This is why they make popular zoo attractions, popular designs on t-shirts, and popular themes in nursery gear. Because we like looking at monkeys, they're a lot like us. But not so much like us that we'd consider adopting one and raising it like it was our own child. Well... most of us wouldn't do that.</itunes:summary>
  14882. <itunes:episode>101</itunes:episode>
  14883. <itunes:title>I Hope My Kids Never Evolve</itunes:title>
  14884. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  14885. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  14886. <itunes:subtitle>reading www.monkeykisses.com</itunes:subtitle>
  14887. <itunes:duration>1:06:44</itunes:duration>
  14888. </item>
  14889. <item>
  14890. <title>99: Mr. Gandolfini? We Have A Few Rewrites.</title>
  14891. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/99</link>
  14892. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/99</guid>
  14893. <pubDate>Mon, 08 Apr 2013 19:28:00 CST</pubDate>
  14894. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_099.mp3" length="66000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  14895. <description>
  14896. The F Plus has spent a number of years exploring odd areas of the internet in order to present you with material you might find thought provoking, interesting, horrifying, or otherwise upsetting to your worldview. Sometimes. We sometimes do that. Other times we find crappy fanfiction and read it derisively. This week, The F Plus has forgotten what The F Plus did with all the prounouns The F Plus had. </description>
  14897. <content:encoded>
  14898. <![CDATA[
  14899. <p>with:
  14900. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  14901. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  14902. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  14903. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  14904. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  14905. </p>
  14906. <p>reading:
  14907. <code>fanfiction.net</code>
  14908. </p>
  14909. <p>Content provided by <strong>Linnet</strong>.</p>
  14910. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  14911. <p>The F Plus has spent a number of years exploring odd areas of the internet in order to present you with material you might find thought provoking, interesting, horrifying, or otherwise upsetting to your worldview. Sometimes. We sometimes do that. Other times we find crappy fanfiction and read it derisively. This week, The F Plus has forgotten what The F Plus did with all the prounouns The F Plus had.</p>
  14912. <p>Music used:
  14913. <ol>
  14914. <li>Stone Roses - Waterfall</li>
  14915. <li>Veruca Salt - Volcano Girls</li>
  14916. </ol>
  14917. </p>
  14918. ]]>
  14919. </content:encoded>
  14920. <itunes:summary>The F Plus has spent a number of years exploring odd areas of the internet in order to present you with material you might find thought provoking, interesting, horrifying, or otherwise upsetting to your worldview. Sometimes. We sometimes do that. Other times we find crappy fanfiction and read it derisively. This week, The F Plus has forgotten what The F Plus did with all the prounouns The F Plus had.</itunes:summary>
  14921. <itunes:episode>99</itunes:episode>
  14922. <itunes:title>Mr. Gandolfini? We Have A Few Rewrites.</itunes:title>
  14923. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  14924. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  14925. <itunes:subtitle>reading fanfiction.net</itunes:subtitle>
  14926. <itunes:duration>01:08:54</itunes:duration>
  14927. </item>
  14928. <item>
  14929. <title>98: Can't Say I Approve Of Your Methods, Mister Holmes</title>
  14930. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/98</link>
  14931. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/98</guid>
  14932. <pubDate>Sun, 31 Mar 2013 18:25:00 CST</pubDate>
  14933. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_098.mp3" length="50000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  14934. <description>
  14935. For over a hundred years, the character of Sherlock Holmes has been an inescapable touchstone of Western Culture. The subject of sixty stories written by Arthur Conan Doyle has led to more radio, television film and stage adaptations than even Wikipedia would care to document, and you might say that since those original stories were published, these producers have been making fanfiction. However, it wasn't until the 2010 BBC series that the fanfiction became as creepy as it could be. This week, The F Plus finally figures out spooning. </description>
  14936. <content:encoded>
  14937. <![CDATA[
  14938. <p>with:
  14939. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  14940. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  14941. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  14942. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  14943. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  14944. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  14945. </p>
  14946. <p>reading:
  14947. <code>sherlockbbc-fic.livejournal.com/</code>
  14948. </p>
  14949. <p>Content provided by <strong>James Moriarty</strong>.</p>
  14950. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  14951. <p>For over a hundred years, the character of Sherlock Holmes has been an inescapable touchstone of Western Culture. The subject of sixty stories written by Arthur Conan Doyle has led to more radio, television film and stage adaptations than even Wikipedia would care to document, and you might say that since those original stories were published, these producers have been making fanfiction. However, it wasn't until the 2010 BBC series that the fanfiction became as creepy as it could be. This week, The F Plus finally figures out spooning.</p>
  14952. <p>Music used:
  14953. <ol>
  14954. <li>Sherlock - Opening Titles</li>
  14955. <li>FC Kahuna - Bleep Freak</li>
  14956. <li>Sherlock - The Game Is On</li>
  14957. <li>Morris Day And The Time - Jerk Out</li>
  14958. </ol>
  14959. </p>
  14960. ]]>
  14961. </content:encoded>
  14962. <itunes:summary>For over a hundred years, the character of Sherlock Holmes has been an inescapable touchstone of Western Culture. The subject of sixty stories written by Arthur Conan Doyle has led to more radio, television film and stage adaptations than even Wikipedia would care to document, and you might say that since those original stories were published, these producers have been making fanfiction. However, it wasn't until the 2010 BBC series that the fanfiction became as creepy as it could be. This week, The F Plus finally figures out spooning.</itunes:summary>
  14963. <itunes:episode>98</itunes:episode>
  14964. <itunes:title>Can't Say I Approve Of Your Methods, Mister Holmes</itunes:title>
  14965. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  14966. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  14967. <itunes:subtitle>reading sherlockbbc-fic.livejournal.com/</itunes:subtitle>
  14968. <itunes:duration>01:00:55</itunes:duration>
  14969. </item>
  14970. <item>
  14971. <title>97: Even Nonsense</title>
  14972. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/97</link>
  14973. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/97</guid>
  14974. <pubDate>Tue, 26 Mar 2013 19:34:00 CST</pubDate>
  14975. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_097.mp3" length="58000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  14976. <description>
  14977. &quot;Culture&quot; is a tricky word, but it best describes our modern popular arts and entertainment, regardless of quality. When it comes to music, the disposable profit-motivated pop music released over the past 60 years has done far more to influence our way of life than the hundreds of years of finely crafted art before it. Maybe this is a condemnation of the direction humanity has taken, or maybe it's that it's way more fun to listen to &quot;Shoop&quot; than it is to read Leaves of Grass. But have you ever taken a moment to consider who was really responsible for all of this? Because it turns out it's just some lady with a blog. This week, we're writing the definitive Nirvana biopic.
  14978. Editor's note: Cleretic also submitted a document with this content. </description>
  14979. <content:encoded>
  14980. <![CDATA[
  14981. <p>with:
  14982. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  14983. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  14984. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  14985. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  14986. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  14987. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  14988. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  14989. </p>
  14990. <p>reading:
  14991. <code>michaelhutchenceandme.wordpress.com/</code>
  14992. </p>
  14993. <p>Content provided by <strong>Cheapskate</strong>.</p>
  14994. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  14995. <p>&quot;Culture&quot; is a tricky word, but it best describes our modern popular arts and entertainment, regardless of quality. When it comes to music, the disposable profit-motivated pop music released over the past 60 years has done far more to influence our way of life than the hundreds of years of finely crafted art before it. Maybe this is a condemnation of the direction humanity has taken, or maybe it's that it's way more fun to listen to &quot;Shoop&quot; than it is to read Leaves of Grass. But have you ever taken a moment to consider who was really responsible for all of this? Because it turns out it's just some lady with a blog. This week, we're writing the definitive Nirvana biopic.</p>
  14996. <p>Editor's note: Cleretic also submitted a document with this content.</p>
  14997. <p>Music used:
  14998. <ol>
  14999. <li>Barry Manilow - I Write The Songs</li>
  15000. </ol>
  15001. </p>
  15002. ]]>
  15003. </content:encoded>
  15004. <itunes:summary>&quot;Culture&quot; is a tricky word, but it best describes our modern popular arts and entertainment, regardless of quality. When it comes to music, the disposable profit-motivated pop music released over the past 60 years has done far more to influence our way of life than the hundreds of years of finely crafted art before it. Maybe this is a condemnation of the direction humanity has taken, or maybe it's that it's way more fun to listen to &quot;Shoop&quot; than it is to read Leaves of Grass. But have you ever taken a moment to consider who was really responsible for all of this? Because it turns out it's just some lady with a blog. This week, we're writing the definitive Nirvana biopic.
  15005. Editor's note: Cleretic also submitted a document with this content.</itunes:summary>
  15006. <itunes:episode>97</itunes:episode>
  15007. <itunes:title>Even Nonsense</itunes:title>
  15008. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  15009. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  15010. <itunes:subtitle>reading michaelhutchenceandme.wordpress.com/</itunes:subtitle>
  15011. <itunes:duration>1:00:55</itunes:duration>
  15012. </item>
  15013. <item>
  15014. <title>96: Hocus Bogus!</title>
  15015. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/96</link>
  15016. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/96</guid>
  15017. <pubDate>Mon, 18 Mar 2013 19:22:00 CST</pubDate>
  15018. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_096.mp3" length="43000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  15019. <description>
  15020. Here's the thing about our AllRecipes episodes: Sure they're stupid, but food actually exists. Welcome to SpellsofMagic.com, a place where you go in knowing that you'll be reading instructions on how to cast magic spells and yet you're still surprised by the poor writing abilities. This week, if you take this podcast as a joke you'll have to restart life.
  15021. Editor's note: Montrith provided additional content for this episode. Thanks Montrith. </description>
  15022. <content:encoded>
  15023. <![CDATA[
  15024. <p>with:
  15025. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  15026. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  15027. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  15028. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  15029. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  15030. </p>
  15031. <p>reading:
  15032. <code>spellsofmagic.com</code>
  15033. </p>
  15034. <p>Content provided by <strong>Portaxx</strong>.</p>
  15035. <p>Edited by <strong>Isfahan</strong>.</p>
  15036. <p>Here's the thing about our AllRecipes episodes: Sure they're stupid, but food actually exists. Welcome to SpellsofMagic.com, a place where you go in knowing that you'll be reading instructions on how to cast magic spells and yet you're still surprised by the poor writing abilities. This week, if you take this podcast as a joke you'll have to restart life.</p>
  15037. <p>Editor's note: Montrith provided additional content for this episode. Thanks Montrith.</p>
  15038. <p>Music used:
  15039. <ol>
  15040. <li>Screamin' Jay Hawkins - I Put A Spell On You</li>
  15041. <li>America - You Can Do Magic</li>
  15042. </ol>
  15043. </p>
  15044. ]]>
  15045. </content:encoded>
  15046. <itunes:summary>Here's the thing about our AllRecipes episodes: Sure they're stupid, but food actually exists. Welcome to SpellsofMagic.com, a place where you go in knowing that you'll be reading instructions on how to cast magic spells and yet you're still surprised by the poor writing abilities. This week, if you take this podcast as a joke you'll have to restart life.
  15047. Editor's note: Montrith provided additional content for this episode. Thanks Montrith.</itunes:summary>
  15048. <itunes:episode>96</itunes:episode>
  15049. <itunes:title>Hocus Bogus!</itunes:title>
  15050. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  15051. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  15052. <itunes:subtitle>reading spellsofmagic.com</itunes:subtitle>
  15053. <itunes:duration>1:00:45</itunes:duration>
  15054. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/96/ep96.jpg</image>
  15055. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/96/ep96-150x150.jpg" />
  15056. </item>
  15057. <item>
  15058. <title>95: Why Crush A Bug When You Can Ruin It Emotionally?</title>
  15059. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/95</link>
  15060. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/95</guid>
  15061. <pubDate>Mon, 04 Mar 2013 19:39:00 CST</pubDate>
  15062. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_095.mp3" length="62000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  15063. <description>
  15064. This is an episode all about people who are sexually aroused by insects touching their genitals. So if you hit play, that's your business. </description>
  15065. <content:encoded>
  15066. <![CDATA[
  15067. <p>with:
  15068. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  15069. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  15070. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  15071. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  15072. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  15073. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  15074. </p>
  15075. <p>reading:
  15076. <code>lovebugz.net</code>
  15077. <code>reddit.com</code>
  15078. </p>
  15079. <p>Content provided by <strong>Montrith</strong>.</p>
  15080. <p>Edited by <strong>Acierocolotl</strong>.</p>
  15081. <p>This is an episode all about people who are sexually aroused by insects touching their genitals. So if you hit play, that's your business.</p>
  15082. <p>Music used:
  15083. <ol>
  15084. <li>Canadian Brass - Flight of the Bumblebee</li>
  15085. <li>The US Army Band - Flight of the Bumblebee</li>
  15086. <li>Offspring - pretty fly for a white guy</li>
  15087. <li>B52s - Junebug</li>
  15088. <li>GWAR - Maggots</li>
  15089. </ol>
  15090. </p>
  15091. ]]>
  15092. </content:encoded>
  15093. <itunes:summary>This is an episode all about people who are sexually aroused by insects touching their genitals. So if you hit play, that's your business.</itunes:summary>
  15094. <itunes:episode>95</itunes:episode>
  15095. <itunes:title>Why Crush A Bug When You Can Ruin It Emotionally?</itunes:title>
  15096. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  15097. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  15098. <itunes:subtitle>reading lovebugz.net,reddit.com</itunes:subtitle>
  15099. <itunes:duration>1:04:45</itunes:duration>
  15100. </item>
  15101. <item>
  15102. <title>94: I'm Really More of An Idea Guy</title>
  15103. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/94</link>
  15104. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/94</guid>
  15105. <pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2013 22:11:00 CST</pubDate>
  15106. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_094.mp3" length="50000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  15107. <description>
  15108. Politicians would insist that American ingenuity is the reason for American exceptionalism. They are, of course, lying. All it really takes to be exceptional is the belief that you are exceptional, everything else is just details. Fortunately for the subjects of tonite’s episode (the members of InventorSpot and AHHHA) details aren’t important. They have an idea. They haven’t given it any thought, they won’t give it any effort, and it’s not a good idea in the first place, but they have an idea. This week, pay attention or it's the naughty chair again. </description>
  15109. <content:encoded>
  15110. <![CDATA[
  15111. <p>with:
  15112. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  15113. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  15114. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  15115. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  15116. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  15117. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  15118. </p>
  15119. <p>reading:
  15120. <code>ahhha.com</code>
  15121. </p>
  15122. <p>Content provided by <strong>Montrith</strong>.</p>
  15123. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  15124. <p>Politicians would insist that American ingenuity is the reason for American exceptionalism. They are, of course, lying. All it really takes to be exceptional is the belief that you are exceptional, everything else is just details. Fortunately for the subjects of tonite’s episode (the members of InventorSpot and AHHHA) details aren’t important. They have an idea. They haven’t given it any thought, they won’t give it any effort, and it’s not a good idea in the first place, but they have an idea. This week, pay attention or it's the naughty chair again.</p>
  15125. <p>Music used:
  15126. <ol>
  15127. <li>Sue Dickson - Inventors And Inventions</li>
  15128. <li>FC Kahuna - Bleep Freak</li>
  15129. <li>Soul Coughing - The Idiot Kings</li>
  15130. </ol>
  15131. </p>
  15132. ]]>
  15133. </content:encoded>
  15134. <itunes:summary>Politicians would insist that American ingenuity is the reason for American exceptionalism. They are, of course, lying. All it really takes to be exceptional is the belief that you are exceptional, everything else is just details. Fortunately for the subjects of tonite’s episode (the members of InventorSpot and AHHHA) details aren’t important. They have an idea. They haven’t given it any thought, they won’t give it any effort, and it’s not a good idea in the first place, but they have an idea. This week, pay attention or it's the naughty chair again.</itunes:summary>
  15135. <itunes:episode>94</itunes:episode>
  15136. <itunes:title>I'm Really More of An Idea Guy</itunes:title>
  15137. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  15138. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  15139. <itunes:subtitle>reading ahhha.com</itunes:subtitle>
  15140. <itunes:duration>1:10:20</itunes:duration>
  15141. </item>
  15142. <item>
  15143. <title>93: I Can't Put Up With You People Because You're Bastard People</title>
  15144. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/93</link>
  15145. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/93</guid>
  15146. <pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2013 09:15:00 CST</pubDate>
  15147. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_093.mp3" length="51000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  15148. <description>
  15149. The last dozen years of internet development has brought avenues of conversation we wouldn't have thought possible in the previous dozen. And yet, through all of this, is there any place at all where ill-informed idiots can gather together and spew pointless hate about random subjects? The answer of course is yes, there is all sorts of places where that exact thing happens. And yet, it wasn't until JustRage.com that anyone actually thought that would be a valid thing for a website to specialize in. This week, you get drunk, you skip school, just have sex already. </description>
  15150. <content:encoded>
  15151. <![CDATA[
  15152. <p>with:
  15153. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  15154. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  15155. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  15156. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  15157. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  15158. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  15159. </p>
  15160. <p>Content provided by <strong>Montrith</strong>.</p>
  15161. <p>The last dozen years of internet development has brought avenues of conversation we wouldn't have thought possible in the previous dozen. And yet, through all of this, is there any place at all where ill-informed idiots can gather together and spew pointless hate about random subjects? The answer of course is yes, there is all sorts of places where that exact thing happens. And yet, it wasn't until JustRage.com that anyone actually thought that would be a valid thing for a website to specialize in. This week, you get drunk, you skip school, just have sex already.</p>
  15162. <p>Music used:
  15163. <ol>
  15164. <li>Megadeth - Angry Again</li>
  15165. <li>Sesame Street - I Get Mad</li>
  15166. </ol>
  15167. </p>
  15168. ]]>
  15169. </content:encoded>
  15170. <itunes:summary>The last dozen years of internet development has brought avenues of conversation we wouldn't have thought possible in the previous dozen. And yet, through all of this, is there any place at all where ill-informed idiots can gather together and spew pointless hate about random subjects? The answer of course is yes, there is all sorts of places where that exact thing happens. And yet, it wasn't until JustRage.com that anyone actually thought that would be a valid thing for a website to specialize in. This week, you get drunk, you skip school, just have sex already.</itunes:summary>
  15171. <itunes:episode>93</itunes:episode>
  15172. <itunes:title>I Can't Put Up With You People Because You're Bastard People</itunes:title>
  15173. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  15174. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  15175. <itunes:subtitle>The last dozen years of internet development has brought avenues of conversation we wouldn't have…</itunes:subtitle>
  15176. <itunes:duration>1:11:42</itunes:duration>
  15177. </item>
  15178. <item>
  15179. <title>out10: Braking Bad: Aliens Attack</title>
  15180. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/out10</link>
  15181. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/out10</guid>
  15182. <pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2013 11:36:00 CST</pubDate>
  15183. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_out10.mp3" length="6000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  15184. <description>
  15185. We were actually recording a completely unrelated episode when we stumbled across this content by accident. So, we just did what comes naturally to a young man. </description>
  15186. <content:encoded>
  15187. <![CDATA[
  15188. <p>with:
  15189. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  15190. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  15191. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  15192. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  15193. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  15194. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  15195. </p>
  15196. <p>reading:
  15197. <code>fanfiction.net</code>
  15198. </p>
  15199. <p>Edited by <strong>Isfahan</strong>.</p>
  15200. <p>We were actually recording a completely unrelated episode when we stumbled across this content by accident. So, we just did what comes naturally to a young man.</p>
  15201. <p>Music used:
  15202. <ol>
  15203. <li>Breaking Bad Theme</li>
  15204. </ol>
  15205. </p>
  15206. ]]>
  15207. </content:encoded>
  15208. <itunes:summary>We were actually recording a completely unrelated episode when we stumbled across this content by accident. So, we just did what comes naturally to a young man.</itunes:summary>
  15209. <itunes:episode>out10</itunes:episode>
  15210. <itunes:title>Braking Bad: Aliens Attack</itunes:title>
  15211. <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
  15212. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  15213. <itunes:subtitle>reading fanfiction.net</itunes:subtitle>
  15214. <itunes:duration>9:22</itunes:duration>
  15215. </item>
  15216. <item>
  15217. <title>92: We Don't Not Need No Uneducation</title>
  15218. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/92</link>
  15219. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/92</guid>
  15220. <pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2013 22:21:00 CST</pubDate>
  15221. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_092.mp3" length="61000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  15222. <description>
  15223. Parenting, as many have said, is a difficult task. But it's a task that's made significantly simpler if you just decide you'll let your children do whatever they want. We're exploring the forums of mothering.com, a place where mothers can gather to discuss raising the single most brilliant and unique person the world has ever known, but it turns out there's quite a few of them. This week, we're stocking up on Placenta Helper. </description>
  15224. <content:encoded>
  15225. <![CDATA[
  15226. <p>with:
  15227. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  15228. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  15229. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  15230. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  15231. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  15232. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  15233. </p>
  15234. <p>reading:
  15235. <code>mothering.com</code>
  15236. </p>
  15237. <p>Content provided by <strong>Julia</strong>.</p>
  15238. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  15239. <p>Parenting, as many have said, is a difficult task. But it's a task that's made significantly simpler if you just decide you'll let your children do whatever they want. We're exploring the forums of mothering.com, a place where mothers can gather to discuss raising the single most brilliant and unique person the world has ever known, but it turns out there's quite a few of them. This week, we're stocking up on Placenta Helper.</p>
  15240. <p>Music used:
  15241. <ol>
  15242. <li>Jimmie Logsdon - I Wanna Be Mothered</li>
  15243. <li>The Dogs- Your Momma's On Crack Rock</li>
  15244. </ol>
  15245. </p>
  15246. ]]>
  15247. </content:encoded>
  15248. <itunes:summary>Parenting, as many have said, is a difficult task. But it's a task that's made significantly simpler if you just decide you'll let your children do whatever they want. We're exploring the forums of mothering.com, a place where mothers can gather to discuss raising the single most brilliant and unique person the world has ever known, but it turns out there's quite a few of them. This week, we're stocking up on Placenta Helper.</itunes:summary>
  15249. <itunes:episode>92</itunes:episode>
  15250. <itunes:title>We Don't Not Need No Uneducation</itunes:title>
  15251. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  15252. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  15253. <itunes:subtitle>reading mothering.com</itunes:subtitle>
  15254. <itunes:duration>1:04:05</itunes:duration>
  15255. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/92/ep92.jpg</image>
  15256. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/92/ep92-150x150.jpg" />
  15257. </item>
  15258. <item>
  15259. <title>91: Boy You Fellas Sure Hate Frenulums</title>
  15260. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/91</link>
  15261. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/91</guid>
  15262. <pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2013 09:56:00 CST</pubDate>
  15263. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_091.mp3" length="64000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  15264. <description>
  15265. There's around 7 billion living human bodies on this Earth, and while there's some general variance between them, you'll find a lot of similarities. And the members of bodymod.org finds this all dreadfully boring. Theirs is a place where people can gather to discuss doing terrible things to their flesh with other people who won't try to talk them out of it. This week, you're gonna wish we had anesthetic. </description>
  15266. <content:encoded>
  15267. <![CDATA[
  15268. <p>with:
  15269. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  15270. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  15271. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  15272. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  15273. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  15274. </p>
  15275. <p>reading:
  15276. <code>bodymod.org</code>
  15277. </p>
  15278. <p>Content provided by <strong>Amanda Tu</strong>.</p>
  15279. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  15280. <p>There's around 7 billion living human bodies on this Earth, and while there's some general variance between them, you'll find a lot of similarities. And the members of bodymod.org finds this all dreadfully boring. Theirs is a place where people can gather to discuss doing terrible things to their flesh with other people who won't try to talk them out of it. This week, you're gonna wish we had anesthetic.</p>
  15281. <p>Music used:
  15282. <ol>
  15283. <li>NOMEANSNO - The Hawk Killed The Punk</li>
  15284. <li>Fugazi - Break In</li>
  15285. </ol>
  15286. </p>
  15287. ]]>
  15288. </content:encoded>
  15289. <itunes:summary>There's around 7 billion living human bodies on this Earth, and while there's some general variance between them, you'll find a lot of similarities. And the members of bodymod.org finds this all dreadfully boring. Theirs is a place where people can gather to discuss doing terrible things to their flesh with other people who won't try to talk them out of it. This week, you're gonna wish we had anesthetic.</itunes:summary>
  15290. <itunes:episode>91</itunes:episode>
  15291. <itunes:title>Boy You Fellas Sure Hate Frenulums</itunes:title>
  15292. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  15293. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  15294. <itunes:subtitle>reading bodymod.org</itunes:subtitle>
  15295. <itunes:duration>1:07:07</itunes:duration>
  15296. </item>
  15297. <item>
  15298. <title>90: The Remainder of My Time Will Be A Series of Grunts</title>
  15299. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/90</link>
  15300. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/90</guid>
  15301. <pubDate>Sat, 15 Dec 2012 22:27:00 CST</pubDate>
  15302. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_090.mp3" length="41000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  15303. <description>
  15304. The opening sentence on debate.org describes the site as a &quot;community where intelligent minds from around the world come to debate online and read the opinions of others.&quot; We decided this needed looking into, on the assumption that any website which would brag about the intellectual level of its debates might be fooling itself. What we found was a mish-mash of poorly reasoned arguments, pointless mental excercizes, and flat out stupidity. This week, The F Plus discovers if Justin Bieber is cute or not. </description>
  15305. <content:encoded>
  15306. <![CDATA[
  15307. <p>with:
  15308. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  15309. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  15310. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  15311. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  15312. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  15313. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  15314. </p>
  15315. <p>reading:
  15316. <code>debate.org</code>
  15317. </p>
  15318. <p>Content provided by <strong>Montrith</strong>.</p>
  15319. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  15320. <p>The opening sentence on debate.org describes the site as a &quot;community where intelligent minds from around the world come to debate online and read the opinions of others.&quot; We decided this needed looking into, on the assumption that any website which would brag about the intellectual level of its debates might be fooling itself. What we found was a mish-mash of poorly reasoned arguments, pointless mental excercizes, and flat out stupidity. This week, The F Plus discovers if Justin Bieber is cute or not.</p>
  15321. <p>Music used:
  15322. <ol>
  15323. <li>The Sounds - 4 Songs & A Fight</li>
  15324. <li>Helmet - Renovation</li>
  15325. </ol>
  15326. </p>
  15327. ]]>
  15328. </content:encoded>
  15329. <itunes:summary>The opening sentence on debate.org describes the site as a &quot;community where intelligent minds from around the world come to debate online and read the opinions of others.&quot; We decided this needed looking into, on the assumption that any website which would brag about the intellectual level of its debates might be fooling itself. What we found was a mish-mash of poorly reasoned arguments, pointless mental excercizes, and flat out stupidity. This week, The F Plus discovers if Justin Bieber is cute or not.</itunes:summary>
  15330. <itunes:episode>90</itunes:episode>
  15331. <itunes:title>The Remainder of My Time Will Be A Series of Grunts</itunes:title>
  15332. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  15333. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  15334. <itunes:subtitle>reading debate.org</itunes:subtitle>
  15335. <itunes:duration>1:09:32</itunes:duration>
  15336. </item>
  15337. <item>
  15338. <title>89: Angry Angry Hippos</title>
  15339. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/89</link>
  15340. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/89</guid>
  15341. <pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2012 21:41:00 CST</pubDate>
  15342. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_089.mp3" length="000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  15343. <description>
  15344. Human beings come in a myriad of shapes and sizes, and the enlightened among us would say that this is all perfectly fine. While there may be difficulties or handicaps or struggles with having or striving for certain body types, it is up to each person to find comfort in a life they choose for themselves. Again, this is the enlightened opinion. There's also the opinions of angry idiots on the internet, who loudly shriek that drawing a correlation between weight and health is equivalent to committing a hate crime. This may surprise you, but we're spending time with the latter. This week, The F Plus gets mad at corporate skinny cats. </description>
  15345. <content:encoded>
  15346. <![CDATA[
  15347. <p>with:
  15348. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  15349. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  15350. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  15351. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  15352. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  15353. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  15354. </p>
  15355. <p>reading:
  15356. <code>tumblr.com</code>
  15357. <code>shakesville.com</code>
  15358. </p>
  15359. <p>Content provided by <strong>LADY FRENZY</strong>.</p>
  15360. <p>Edited by <strong>Isfahan</strong>.</p>
  15361. <p>Human beings come in a myriad of shapes and sizes, and the enlightened among us would say that this is all perfectly fine. While there may be difficulties or handicaps or struggles with having or striving for certain body types, it is up to each person to find comfort in a life they choose for themselves. Again, this is the enlightened opinion. There's also the opinions of angry idiots on the internet, who loudly shriek that drawing a correlation between weight and health is equivalent to committing a hate crime. This may surprise you, but we're spending time with the latter. This week, The F Plus gets mad at corporate skinny cats.</p>
  15362. <p>Music used:
  15363. <ol>
  15364. <li>AC/DC - Whole Lotta Rosie</li>
  15365. <li>Dr. Feelgood & The Interns - Dr. Feel-Good</li>
  15366. </ol>
  15367. </p>
  15368. ]]>
  15369. </content:encoded>
  15370. <itunes:summary>Human beings come in a myriad of shapes and sizes, and the enlightened among us would say that this is all perfectly fine. While there may be difficulties or handicaps or struggles with having or striving for certain body types, it is up to each person to find comfort in a life they choose for themselves. Again, this is the enlightened opinion. There's also the opinions of angry idiots on the internet, who loudly shriek that drawing a correlation between weight and health is equivalent to committing a hate crime. This may surprise you, but we're spending time with the latter. This week, The F Plus gets mad at corporate skinny cats.</itunes:summary>
  15371. <itunes:episode>89</itunes:episode>
  15372. <itunes:title>Angry Angry Hippos</itunes:title>
  15373. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  15374. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  15375. <itunes:subtitle>reading tumblr.com,shakesville.com</itunes:subtitle>
  15376. <itunes:duration></itunes:duration>
  15377. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/89/ep89-bigger.jpg</image>
  15378. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/89/ep89-bigger-350x350.jpg" />
  15379. </item>
  15380. <item>
  15381. <title>88: I Can See Your Retch Marks</title>
  15382. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/88</link>
  15383. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/88</guid>
  15384. <pubDate>Sun, 02 Dec 2012 16:18:00 CST</pubDate>
  15385. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_088.mp3" length="49000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  15386. <description>
  15387. It should be no surprise to any of you that a reasonable percentage of the population finds the female breast aesthetically pleasing. There are all sorts of scientific and emotional reasons for this, but some tastes can develop from there. Many would prefer that they have a certain girth but (much to the dismay of Coco T), many will also agree that there is such a thing as &quot;too big&quot;. The writers in this episode, all of whom belong to the website TheOverflowingBra.com, would argue that breasts can't be &quot;too big&quot; unless the Earth fails to contain them, and then only just. This week, The F Plus delivers our one week payload. </description>
  15388. <content:encoded>
  15389. <![CDATA[
  15390. <p>with:
  15391. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  15392. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  15393. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  15394. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  15395. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  15396. </p>
  15397. <p>reading:
  15398. <code>overflowingbra.com</code>
  15399. </p>
  15400. <p>Content provided by <strong>King Kalamari</strong>.</p>
  15401. <p>Edited by <strong>Isfahan</strong>.</p>
  15402. <p>It should be no surprise to any of you that a reasonable percentage of the population finds the female breast aesthetically pleasing. There are all sorts of scientific and emotional reasons for this, but some tastes can develop from there. Many would prefer that they have a certain girth but (much to the dismay of Coco T), many will also agree that there is such a thing as &quot;too big&quot;. The writers in this episode, all of whom belong to the website TheOverflowingBra.com, would argue that breasts can't be &quot;too big&quot; unless the Earth fails to contain them, and then only just. This week, The F Plus delivers our one week payload.</p>
  15403. <p>Music used:
  15404. <ol>
  15405. <li>Joaquín Rodrigo - Concerto de Aranjuez</li>
  15406. <li>Francisco Tárrega - Capricho Árabe</li>
  15407. </ol>
  15408. </p>
  15409. ]]>
  15410. </content:encoded>
  15411. <itunes:summary>It should be no surprise to any of you that a reasonable percentage of the population finds the female breast aesthetically pleasing. There are all sorts of scientific and emotional reasons for this, but some tastes can develop from there. Many would prefer that they have a certain girth but (much to the dismay of Coco T), many will also agree that there is such a thing as &quot;too big&quot;. The writers in this episode, all of whom belong to the website TheOverflowingBra.com, would argue that breasts can't be &quot;too big&quot; unless the Earth fails to contain them, and then only just. This week, The F Plus delivers our one week payload.</itunes:summary>
  15412. <itunes:episode>88</itunes:episode>
  15413. <itunes:title>I Can See Your Retch Marks</itunes:title>
  15414. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  15415. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  15416. <itunes:subtitle>reading overflowingbra.com</itunes:subtitle>
  15417. <itunes:duration>1:07:47</itunes:duration>
  15418. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/88/ep88.jpg</image>
  15419. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/88/ep88-150x150.jpg" />
  15420. </item>
  15421. <item>
  15422. <title>87: So Clearly You All Hate Us</title>
  15423. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/87</link>
  15424. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/87</guid>
  15425. <pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2012 21:29:00 CST</pubDate>
  15426. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_087.mp3" length="47000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  15427. <description>
  15428. A little while ago, we opened it up to you, The F Plus listeners, to provide us with some of the most intensely absurd material we could find. Then we had troubles releasing episodes regularly, but the two are unrelated. The point is, we sounded the alarm, and several people inundated us with crazy. To celebrate that fact, we have here a selection of three of the most irritating and/or baffling submissions of the lot, wrapped up with a little bow. You know, for fun. This week, we introduce Jenny J Jay Number J. </description>
  15429. <content:encoded>
  15430. <![CDATA[
  15431. <p>with:
  15432. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  15433. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  15434. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  15435. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  15436. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  15437. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  15438. </p>
  15439. <p>Edited by <strong>Portaxx</strong>.</p>
  15440. <p>A little while ago, we opened it up to you, The F Plus listeners, to provide us with some of the most intensely absurd material we could find. Then we had troubles releasing episodes regularly, but the two are unrelated. The point is, we sounded the alarm, and several people inundated us with crazy. To celebrate that fact, we have here a selection of three of the most irritating and/or baffling submissions of the lot, wrapped up with a little bow. You know, for fun. This week, we introduce Jenny J Jay Number J.</p>
  15441. <p>Music used:
  15442. <ol>
  15443. <li>Ryunosuke Kudo - Amaterasu</li>
  15444. <li>void - Idealized Romance</li>
  15445. <li>RANDO - Maxx U Flippin' Out?</li>
  15446. <li>Kenichi Chiba - Please Don't Go (2step)</li>
  15447. </ol>
  15448. </p>
  15449. ]]>
  15450. </content:encoded>
  15451. <itunes:summary>A little while ago, we opened it up to you, The F Plus listeners, to provide us with some of the most intensely absurd material we could find. Then we had troubles releasing episodes regularly, but the two are unrelated. The point is, we sounded the alarm, and several people inundated us with crazy. To celebrate that fact, we have here a selection of three of the most irritating and/or baffling submissions of the lot, wrapped up with a little bow. You know, for fun. This week, we introduce Jenny J Jay Number J.</itunes:summary>
  15452. <itunes:episode>87</itunes:episode>
  15453. <itunes:title>So Clearly You All Hate Us</itunes:title>
  15454. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  15455. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  15456. <itunes:subtitle>A little while ago, we opened it up to you, The F Plus listeners, to provide us with some of the…</itunes:subtitle>
  15457. <itunes:duration>1:05:23</itunes:duration>
  15458. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/87/ep87.jpg</image>
  15459. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/87/ep87-150x150.jpg" />
  15460. </item>
  15461. <item>
  15462. <title>86: All RFIDs In Me</title>
  15463. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/86</link>
  15464. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/86</guid>
  15465. <pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2012 21:24:00 CST</pubDate>
  15466. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_086.mp3" length="43000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  15467. <description>
  15468. Hypothesis, thesis, antithesis. It's those three words that distill the Scientific Method. A way of thinking that has brought our society the majority of the gifts given to itself over the last thousand years. But some people (mainly from the Southern US, to be frank) have decried this methodology, believing it unknowable when an inkling becomes a theory. This is all just as well, because the folks over at Godlike Productions have come up with a new crucible: Go to a hideous website, explain your theory to uncaring nitwits, and if you still believe what you think by the time the thread dies, your statement is fact. This week, The F Plus all have our hands on our vaginas. </description>
  15469. <content:encoded>
  15470. <![CDATA[
  15471. <p>with:
  15472. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  15473. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  15474. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  15475. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  15476. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  15477. </p>
  15478. <p>reading:
  15479. <code>godlikeproductions.com</code>
  15480. </p>
  15481. <p>Edited by <strong>Acierocolotl</strong>.</p>
  15482. <p>Hypothesis, thesis, antithesis. It's those three words that distill the Scientific Method. A way of thinking that has brought our society the majority of the gifts given to itself over the last thousand years. But some people (mainly from the Southern US, to be frank) have decried this methodology, believing it unknowable when an inkling becomes a theory. This is all just as well, because the folks over at Godlike Productions have come up with a new crucible: Go to a hideous website, explain your theory to uncaring nitwits, and if you still believe what you think by the time the thread dies, your statement is fact. This week, The F Plus all have our hands on our vaginas.</p>
  15483. <p>Music used:
  15484. <ol>
  15485. <li>Mark Snow - X-Files Theme</li>
  15486. </ol>
  15487. </p>
  15488. ]]>
  15489. </content:encoded>
  15490. <itunes:summary>Hypothesis, thesis, antithesis. It's those three words that distill the Scientific Method. A way of thinking that has brought our society the majority of the gifts given to itself over the last thousand years. But some people (mainly from the Southern US, to be frank) have decried this methodology, believing it unknowable when an inkling becomes a theory. This is all just as well, because the folks over at Godlike Productions have come up with a new crucible: Go to a hideous website, explain your theory to uncaring nitwits, and if you still believe what you think by the time the thread dies, your statement is fact. This week, The F Plus all have our hands on our vaginas.</itunes:summary>
  15491. <itunes:episode>86</itunes:episode>
  15492. <itunes:title>All RFIDs In Me</itunes:title>
  15493. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  15494. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  15495. <itunes:subtitle>reading godlikeproductions.com</itunes:subtitle>
  15496. <itunes:duration>1:00:23</itunes:duration>
  15497. </item>
  15498. <item>
  15499. <title>85: Drowning In A Bucket Of Words</title>
  15500. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/85</link>
  15501. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/85</guid>
  15502. <pubDate>Mon, 05 Nov 2012 23:48:00 CST</pubDate>
  15503. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_085.mp3" length="39000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  15504. <description>
  15505. Here is some poetry. It is butt. </description>
  15506. <content:encoded>
  15507. <![CDATA[
  15508. <p>with:
  15509. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  15510. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  15511. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  15512. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  15513. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  15514. </p>
  15515. <p>reading:
  15516. <code>deepundergroundpoetry.com</code>
  15517. <code>darkpoetry.com</code>
  15518. </p>
  15519. <p>Content provided by <strong>Montrith</strong>.</p>
  15520. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  15521. <p>Here is some poetry. It is butt.</p>
  15522. <p>Music used:
  15523. <ol>
  15524. <li>Skinny Puppy - I'mmortal</li>
  15525. <li>Gang of Four - I Found That Essence Rare</li>
  15526. </ol>
  15527. </p>
  15528. ]]>
  15529. </content:encoded>
  15530. <itunes:summary>Here is some poetry. It is butt.</itunes:summary>
  15531. <itunes:episode>85</itunes:episode>
  15532. <itunes:title>Drowning In A Bucket Of Words</itunes:title>
  15533. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  15534. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  15535. <itunes:subtitle>reading deepundergroundpoetry.com,darkpoetry.com</itunes:subtitle>
  15536. <itunes:duration>54:52</itunes:duration>
  15537. </item>
  15538. <item>
  15539. <title>84: Elisha Cuthbert Has To Pee Sometimes</title>
  15540. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/84</link>
  15541. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/84</guid>
  15542. <pubDate>Wed, 17 Oct 2012 19:19:00 CST</pubDate>
  15543. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_084.mp3" length="68000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  15544. <description>
  15545. Explaining his methodology for creating tension in his films, Alfred Hitchcock said &quot;There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.&quot; This sums up the fetish of our subjects quite well, as long as you substitute &quot;the bang&quot; with &quot;peeing&quot;. And substitute &quot;terror&quot; with &quot;boner&quot;. And... well, you should probably misspell all the other words just to make it thematically appropriate. In this episode, we're looking at the writings of omoroshi fetishists — persons whom (for reasons known only to themselves) the idea of needing to pee is super duper hot. This week, you'll grit your death in agony. </description>
  15546. <content:encoded>
  15547. <![CDATA[
  15548. <p>with:
  15549. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  15550. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  15551. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  15552. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  15553. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  15554. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  15555. </p>
  15556. <p>reading:
  15557. <code>omorashi.org</code>
  15558. </p>
  15559. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  15560. <p>Explaining his methodology for creating tension in his films, Alfred Hitchcock said &quot;There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.&quot; This sums up the fetish of our subjects quite well, as long as you substitute &quot;the bang&quot; with &quot;peeing&quot;. And substitute &quot;terror&quot; with &quot;boner&quot;. And... well, you should probably misspell all the other words just to make it thematically appropriate. In this episode, we're looking at the writings of omoroshi fetishists — persons whom (for reasons known only to themselves) the idea of needing to pee is super duper hot. This week, you'll grit your death in agony.</p>
  15561. <p>Music used:
  15562. <ol>
  15563. <li>Harry Nilsson - I'd Rather Be Dead Than Wet The Bed</li>
  15564. <li>Jiz - Let's Have A Pee Pee</li>
  15565. </ol>
  15566. </p>
  15567. ]]>
  15568. </content:encoded>
  15569. <itunes:summary>Explaining his methodology for creating tension in his films, Alfred Hitchcock said &quot;There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.&quot; This sums up the fetish of our subjects quite well, as long as you substitute &quot;the bang&quot; with &quot;peeing&quot;. And substitute &quot;terror&quot; with &quot;boner&quot;. And... well, you should probably misspell all the other words just to make it thematically appropriate. In this episode, we're looking at the writings of omoroshi fetishists — persons whom (for reasons known only to themselves) the idea of needing to pee is super duper hot. This week, you'll grit your death in agony.</itunes:summary>
  15570. <itunes:episode>84</itunes:episode>
  15571. <itunes:title>Elisha Cuthbert Has To Pee Sometimes</itunes:title>
  15572. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  15573. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  15574. <itunes:subtitle>reading omorashi.org</itunes:subtitle>
  15575. <itunes:duration>1:11:01</itunes:duration>
  15576. </item>
  15577. <item>
  15578. <title>83: Just The 160,000 Of Us</title>
  15579. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/83</link>
  15580. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/83</guid>
  15581. <pubDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2012 18:44:00 CST</pubDate>
  15582. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_083.mp3" length="45000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  15583. <description>
  15584. Some people believe that it's poor form to make fun of people with legitimate mental issues. We have a slightly different ethical stance on the matter, mostly centered around the fact that Connie Marshall makes us all giggle. But anyway, if you were to have this standard, where would you draw the line? If people with schizophrenia are off-limits, what about people who don't have schizophrenia, but pretend like they do? Wouldn't that just be a different kind of mental disorder? And if those people were banging on about how they're being persecuted by the &quot;singlets&quot;, wouldn't that drain any compassion you might otherwise feel? To test all of these, we're exploring Multiple Systems - a complicated architecture drawn by people whose brains are basically a television with a hyperactive remote. This week, we're running out of voodka. </description>
  15585. <content:encoded>
  15586. <![CDATA[
  15587. <p>with:
  15588. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  15589. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  15590. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  15591. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  15592. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  15593. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  15594. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  15595. </p>
  15596. <p>reading:
  15597. <code>tumblr.com</code>
  15598. </p>
  15599. <p>Content provided by <strong>Portaxx</strong>.</p>
  15600. <p>Edited by <strong>Portaxx</strong>.</p>
  15601. <p>Some people believe that it's poor form to make fun of people with legitimate mental issues. We have a slightly different ethical stance on the matter, mostly centered around the fact that Connie Marshall makes us all giggle. But anyway, if you were to have this standard, where would you draw the line? If people with schizophrenia are off-limits, what about people who don't have schizophrenia, but pretend like they do? Wouldn't that just be a different kind of mental disorder? And if those people were banging on about how they're being persecuted by the &quot;singlets&quot;, wouldn't that drain any compassion you might otherwise feel? To test all of these, we're exploring Multiple Systems - a complicated architecture drawn by people whose brains are basically a television with a hyperactive remote. This week, we're running out of voodka.</p>
  15602. <p>Music used:
  15603. <ol>
  15604. <li>Lou Rawls - Pure Imagination</li>
  15605. <li>Kansas - Carry On Wayward Son</li>
  15606. <li>Bill Withers - Just The Two of Us</li>
  15607. </ol>
  15608. </p>
  15609. ]]>
  15610. </content:encoded>
  15611. <itunes:summary>Some people believe that it's poor form to make fun of people with legitimate mental issues. We have a slightly different ethical stance on the matter, mostly centered around the fact that Connie Marshall makes us all giggle. But anyway, if you were to have this standard, where would you draw the line? If people with schizophrenia are off-limits, what about people who don't have schizophrenia, but pretend like they do? Wouldn't that just be a different kind of mental disorder? And if those people were banging on about how they're being persecuted by the &quot;singlets&quot;, wouldn't that drain any compassion you might otherwise feel? To test all of these, we're exploring Multiple Systems - a complicated architecture drawn by people whose brains are basically a television with a hyperactive remote. This week, we're running out of voodka.</itunes:summary>
  15612. <itunes:episode>83</itunes:episode>
  15613. <itunes:title>Just The 160,000 Of Us</itunes:title>
  15614. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  15615. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  15616. <itunes:subtitle>reading tumblr.com</itunes:subtitle>
  15617. <itunes:duration>1:03:01</itunes:duration>
  15618. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/83/ep83.jpg</image>
  15619. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/83/ep83-150x150.jpg" />
  15620. </item>
  15621. <item>
  15622. <title>82: I Sink I Love You</title>
  15623. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/82</link>
  15624. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/82</guid>
  15625. <pubDate>Tue, 02 Oct 2012 18:22:00 CST</pubDate>
  15626. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_082.mp3" length="53000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  15627. <description>
  15628. As third wave feminism took hold in the 1990's, popular culture found themselves once again looking at the power dynamics of sexuality. Could a woman be strong and independent while still bandying around words like “slut”? Perhaps. Can people live self-actualized lives and still secretly crave a certain sense of helplessness and longing for the strength of another? Probably. Is this a terrible summary for an episode that's all about ladies getting stuck in quicksand? Undoubtedly. We're exploring QuicksandFans.com - a site for people who really like to think about other people getting stuck in preposterous situations only slightly less embarassing than Mitt Romney's current campaign. This week, the F Plus learns the correct way to measure how much room there is in your bog. </description>
  15629. <content:encoded>
  15630. <![CDATA[
  15631. <p>with:
  15632. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  15633. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  15634. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  15635. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  15636. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  15637. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  15638. </p>
  15639. <p>reading:
  15640. <code>quicksandfans.com</code>
  15641. </p>
  15642. <p>Content provided by <strong>Chaz GELF</strong>.</p>
  15643. <p>Edited by <strong>Isfahan</strong>.</p>
  15644. <p>As third wave feminism took hold in the 1990's, popular culture found themselves once again looking at the power dynamics of sexuality. Could a woman be strong and independent while still bandying around words like “slut”? Perhaps. Can people live self-actualized lives and still secretly crave a certain sense of helplessness and longing for the strength of another? Probably. Is this a terrible summary for an episode that's all about ladies getting stuck in quicksand? Undoubtedly. We're exploring QuicksandFans.com - a site for people who really like to think about other people getting stuck in preposterous situations only slightly less embarassing than Mitt Romney's current campaign. This week, the F Plus learns the correct way to measure how much room there is in your bog.</p>
  15645. <p>Music used:
  15646. <ol>
  15647. <li>Sugarland - Stuck Like Glue</li>
  15648. <li>Martha and the Vandellas - Quicksand</li>
  15649. </ol>
  15650. </p>
  15651. ]]>
  15652. </content:encoded>
  15653. <itunes:summary>As third wave feminism took hold in the 1990's, popular culture found themselves once again looking at the power dynamics of sexuality. Could a woman be strong and independent while still bandying around words like “slut”? Perhaps. Can people live self-actualized lives and still secretly crave a certain sense of helplessness and longing for the strength of another? Probably. Is this a terrible summary for an episode that's all about ladies getting stuck in quicksand? Undoubtedly. We're exploring QuicksandFans.com - a site for people who really like to think about other people getting stuck in preposterous situations only slightly less embarassing than Mitt Romney's current campaign. This week, the F Plus learns the correct way to measure how much room there is in your bog.</itunes:summary>
  15654. <itunes:episode>82</itunes:episode>
  15655. <itunes:title>I Sink I Love You</itunes:title>
  15656. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  15657. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  15658. <itunes:subtitle>reading quicksandfans.com</itunes:subtitle>
  15659. <itunes:duration>1:13:36</itunes:duration>
  15660. </item>
  15661. <item>
  15662. <title>81: Fear And Loathing of Las Chicas</title>
  15663. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/81</link>
  15664. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/81</guid>
  15665. <pubDate>Sun, 19 Aug 2012 18:01:00 CST</pubDate>
  15666. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_081.mp3" length="48000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  15667. <description>
  15668. As each generation ages, it looks back on the mistakes of generations before and tries to make changes. As a result, the status and politics of gender are in constant upheaval, as men and women are constantly redefining what it means to be a member of their sex. Learned sociologists have explored what it is to be a man, and our subject for this episode is not one of them. Instead, we're reading the musings of Michael Byc. He considers himself an alpha male as well as a writer, though we're left to guess which of these two things he thinks he's better at. This week, we're all wearing sandals. </description>
  15669. <content:encoded>
  15670. <![CDATA[
  15671. <p>with:
  15672. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  15673. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  15674. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  15675. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  15676. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  15677. </p>
  15678. <p>reading:
  15679. <code>michaelbycconsulting.com</code>
  15680. </p>
  15681. <p>Content provided by <strong>Montrith</strong>.</p>
  15682. <p>Edited by <strong>Isfahan</strong>.</p>
  15683. <p>As each generation ages, it looks back on the mistakes of generations before and tries to make changes. As a result, the status and politics of gender are in constant upheaval, as men and women are constantly redefining what it means to be a member of their sex. Learned sociologists have explored what it is to be a man, and our subject for this episode is not one of them. Instead, we're reading the musings of Michael Byc. He considers himself an alpha male as well as a writer, though we're left to guess which of these two things he thinks he's better at. This week, we're all wearing sandals.</p>
  15684. <p>Music used:
  15685. <ol>
  15686. <li>Notorious B.I.G. - One More Chance</li>
  15687. <li>David Allan Coe - Don't Bite the Dick</li>
  15688. </ol>
  15689. </p>
  15690. ]]>
  15691. </content:encoded>
  15692. <itunes:summary>As each generation ages, it looks back on the mistakes of generations before and tries to make changes. As a result, the status and politics of gender are in constant upheaval, as men and women are constantly redefining what it means to be a member of their sex. Learned sociologists have explored what it is to be a man, and our subject for this episode is not one of them. Instead, we're reading the musings of Michael Byc. He considers himself an alpha male as well as a writer, though we're left to guess which of these two things he thinks he's better at. This week, we're all wearing sandals.</itunes:summary>
  15693. <itunes:episode>81</itunes:episode>
  15694. <itunes:title>Fear And Loathing of Las Chicas</itunes:title>
  15695. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  15696. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  15697. <itunes:subtitle>reading michaelbycconsulting.com</itunes:subtitle>
  15698. <itunes:duration>1:06:57</itunes:duration>
  15699. </item>
  15700. <item>
  15701. <title>80: Disliking This Episode is a Form of Harassment</title>
  15702. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/80</link>
  15703. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/80</guid>
  15704. <pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2012 23:03:00 CST</pubDate>
  15705. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_080.mp3" length="47000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  15706. <description>
  15707. A civilized society is a society of laws, but problems may occur when brilliant and cunning individuals find ways to circumvent the spirit of a law while adhering cynically to its letter. Our subject for this episode, Jonathan Lee Riches, is neither brilliant nor cunning, and it was his many thousand daliances with the legal community that got him a fair amount of gawker attention, and nothing much else. Can one man bring down the entire legal system just by filing frivolous lawsuit? Nope! Seems like he can't but that won't make him stop trying. This week, various buddhist monks finally get what's coming to them. </description>
  15708. <content:encoded>
  15709. <![CDATA[
  15710. <p>with:
  15711. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bumpgrrl">bumpgrrl</a>
  15712. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  15713. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  15714. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  15715. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  15716. </p>
  15717. <p>Content provided by <strong>Bunnybread</strong>.</p>
  15718. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  15719. <p>A civilized society is a society of laws, but problems may occur when brilliant and cunning individuals find ways to circumvent the spirit of a law while adhering cynically to its letter. Our subject for this episode, Jonathan Lee Riches, is neither brilliant nor cunning, and it was his many thousand daliances with the legal community that got him a fair amount of gawker attention, and nothing much else. Can one man bring down the entire legal system just by filing frivolous lawsuit? Nope! Seems like he can't but that won't make him stop trying. This week, various buddhist monks finally get what's coming to them.</p>
  15720. <p>Music used:
  15721. <ol>
  15722. <li>The Law & Order Music</li>
  15723. <li>The Law & Order Noise</li>
  15724. <li>Cracker - Lonesome Johnny Blues</li>
  15725. </ol>
  15726. </p>
  15727. ]]>
  15728. </content:encoded>
  15729. <itunes:summary>A civilized society is a society of laws, but problems may occur when brilliant and cunning individuals find ways to circumvent the spirit of a law while adhering cynically to its letter. Our subject for this episode, Jonathan Lee Riches, is neither brilliant nor cunning, and it was his many thousand daliances with the legal community that got him a fair amount of gawker attention, and nothing much else. Can one man bring down the entire legal system just by filing frivolous lawsuit? Nope! Seems like he can't but that won't make him stop trying. This week, various buddhist monks finally get what's coming to them.</itunes:summary>
  15730. <itunes:episode>80</itunes:episode>
  15731. <itunes:title>Disliking This Episode is a Form of Harassment</itunes:title>
  15732. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  15733. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  15734. <itunes:subtitle>A civilized society is a society of laws, but problems may occur when brilliant and cunning…</itunes:subtitle>
  15735. <itunes:duration>1:04:40</itunes:duration>
  15736. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/80/ep80.jpg</image>
  15737. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/80/ep80-150x150.jpg" />
  15738. </item>
  15739. <item>
  15740. <title>79: Help Me Help Rob Help You</title>
  15741. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/79</link>
  15742. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/79</guid>
  15743. <pubDate>Wed, 01 Aug 2012 23:56:00 CST</pubDate>
  15744. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_079.mp3" length="57000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  15745. <description>
  15746. Like any modern internet citizens, we mourn the loss of AskJeeves.com. Back in its heyday, you could ask Jeeves any question, and the software would provide a response. Okay, sure - the response that Jeeves would give would have nothing to do with your question, and would instead try to point you to the website of its sponsor, but at least it was comforting that whatever your question was, Jeeves felt he has an answer. As it happens, over at the website eHelp.com, there's a similar situation. Except instead of poorly written algorithm that randomly selects a sponsor, eHelp has one guy, or maybe it's a parrot. Anyway, you'll find out when you listen. This week, The F Plus learns if slavery was a good or a bad thing. </description>
  15747. <content:encoded>
  15748. <![CDATA[
  15749. <p>with:
  15750. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  15751. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  15752. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  15753. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  15754. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  15755. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  15756. </p>
  15757. <p>reading:
  15758. <code>eHelp.com</code>
  15759. </p>
  15760. <p>Content provided by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  15761. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  15762. <p>Like any modern internet citizens, we mourn the loss of AskJeeves.com. Back in its heyday, you could ask Jeeves any question, and the software would provide a response. Okay, sure - the response that Jeeves would give would have nothing to do with your question, and would instead try to point you to the website of its sponsor, but at least it was comforting that whatever your question was, Jeeves felt he has an answer. As it happens, over at the website eHelp.com, there's a similar situation. Except instead of poorly written algorithm that randomly selects a sponsor, eHelp has one guy, or maybe it's a parrot. Anyway, you'll find out when you listen. This week, The F Plus learns if slavery was a good or a bad thing.</p>
  15763. <p>Music used:
  15764. <ol>
  15765. <li>They Might Be Giants - Where Do They Make Balloons?</li>
  15766. <li>Faith No More - Helpless</li>
  15767. </ol>
  15768. </p>
  15769. ]]>
  15770. </content:encoded>
  15771. <itunes:summary>Like any modern internet citizens, we mourn the loss of AskJeeves.com. Back in its heyday, you could ask Jeeves any question, and the software would provide a response. Okay, sure - the response that Jeeves would give would have nothing to do with your question, and would instead try to point you to the website of its sponsor, but at least it was comforting that whatever your question was, Jeeves felt he has an answer. As it happens, over at the website eHelp.com, there's a similar situation. Except instead of poorly written algorithm that randomly selects a sponsor, eHelp has one guy, or maybe it's a parrot. Anyway, you'll find out when you listen. This week, The F Plus learns if slavery was a good or a bad thing.</itunes:summary>
  15772. <itunes:episode>79</itunes:episode>
  15773. <itunes:title>Help Me Help Rob Help You</itunes:title>
  15774. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  15775. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  15776. <itunes:subtitle>reading eHelp.com</itunes:subtitle>
  15777. <itunes:duration>1:01:37</itunes:duration>
  15778. </item>
  15779. <item>
  15780. <title>78: The Devil Went Down To Tumblr</title>
  15781. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/78</link>
  15782. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/78</guid>
  15783. <pubDate>Wed, 25 Jul 2012 21:04:00 CST</pubDate>
  15784. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_078.mp3" length="57000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  15785. <description>
  15786. As the debate about the United States being a Christian Nation™ rages on (mostly in the form of poorly conceived Chick-Fil-A marketing efforts), we at The F Plus (excluding its leader, who spent the week on other pursuits) found ourselves wondering: What is the truest vision of Hell, and is Brokencyde making records there? Fortunately for us all, Tumblr exists, and if there ever was a more informative website than Tumblr, I haven't seen it. Full disclosure: The writer of this summary has only ever seen Tumblr and CatsThatLookLikeHitler.com. This week, The F Plus has a coupon for half of any sandwich energy. </description>
  15787. <content:encoded>
  15788. <![CDATA[
  15789. <p>with:
  15790. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  15791. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  15792. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bumpgrrl">bumpgrrl</a>
  15793. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  15794. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  15795. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  15796. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  15797. </p>
  15798. <p>reading:
  15799. <code>tumblr.com</code>
  15800. </p>
  15801. <p>Content provided by <strong>Portaxx</strong>.</p>
  15802. <p>Edited by <strong>Portaxx</strong>.</p>
  15803. <p>As the debate about the United States being a Christian Nation™ rages on (mostly in the form of poorly conceived Chick-Fil-A marketing efforts), we at The F Plus (excluding its leader, who spent the week on other pursuits) found ourselves wondering: What is the truest vision of Hell, and is Brokencyde making records there? Fortunately for us all, Tumblr exists, and if there ever was a more informative website than Tumblr, I haven't seen it. Full disclosure: The writer of this summary has only ever seen Tumblr and CatsThatLookLikeHitler.com. This week, The F Plus has a coupon for half of any sandwich energy.</p>
  15804. <p>Music used:
  15805. <ol>
  15806. <li>Fantasia OST - Night on Bald Mountain</li>
  15807. <li>Ave Maria</li>
  15808. </ol>
  15809. </p>
  15810. ]]>
  15811. </content:encoded>
  15812. <itunes:summary>As the debate about the United States being a Christian Nation™ rages on (mostly in the form of poorly conceived Chick-Fil-A marketing efforts), we at The F Plus (excluding its leader, who spent the week on other pursuits) found ourselves wondering: What is the truest vision of Hell, and is Brokencyde making records there? Fortunately for us all, Tumblr exists, and if there ever was a more informative website than Tumblr, I haven't seen it. Full disclosure: The writer of this summary has only ever seen Tumblr and CatsThatLookLikeHitler.com. This week, The F Plus has a coupon for half of any sandwich energy.</itunes:summary>
  15813. <itunes:episode>78</itunes:episode>
  15814. <itunes:title>The Devil Went Down To Tumblr</itunes:title>
  15815. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  15816. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  15817. <itunes:subtitle>reading tumblr.com</itunes:subtitle>
  15818. <itunes:duration>59:09</itunes:duration>
  15819. </item>
  15820. <item>
  15821. <title>77: Go Get 'Em, Tiger</title>
  15822. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/77</link>
  15823. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/77</guid>
  15824. <pubDate>Sat, 16 Jun 2012 00:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  15825. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_077.mp3" length="50000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  15826. <description>
  15827. In the four years that we've been cataloging the stranger parts of the Internet in podcast form, we've been asked why we've never done anything with furries. The issue mainly relies on the expansiveness of this subject - with the sheer amount of furries and furry-related shenanigans on the internet, along with the fact that most internet-savvy people at least have some passing knowledge of what a furry is, we need to be selective in our focus. Fortunately, Zeis introduced us to Pounced.Org - a furry dating website similar to okCupid, but with far more use of the term &quot;diaperfur&quot;. This week, The F Plus develops a clothes-wearing fetish. </description>
  15828. <content:encoded>
  15829. <![CDATA[
  15830. <p>with:
  15831. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  15832. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  15833. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  15834. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  15835. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  15836. </p>
  15837. <p>reading:
  15838. <code>Pounced.org</code>
  15839. </p>
  15840. <p>Edited by <strong>Isfahan</strong>.</p>
  15841. <p>In the four years that we've been cataloging the stranger parts of the Internet in podcast form, we've been asked why we've never done anything with furries. The issue mainly relies on the expansiveness of this subject - with the sheer amount of furries and furry-related shenanigans on the internet, along with the fact that most internet-savvy people at least have some passing knowledge of what a furry is, we need to be selective in our focus. Fortunately, Zeis introduced us to Pounced.Org - a furry dating website similar to okCupid, but with far more use of the term &quot;diaperfur&quot;. This week, The F Plus develops a clothes-wearing fetish.</p>
  15842. <p>Music used:
  15843. <ol>
  15844. <li>Nine Inch Nails - Closer</li>
  15845. <li>Kurrel the Raven - The Furry Song</li>
  15846. </ol>
  15847. </p>
  15848. ]]>
  15849. </content:encoded>
  15850. <itunes:summary>In the four years that we've been cataloging the stranger parts of the Internet in podcast form, we've been asked why we've never done anything with furries. The issue mainly relies on the expansiveness of this subject - with the sheer amount of furries and furry-related shenanigans on the internet, along with the fact that most internet-savvy people at least have some passing knowledge of what a furry is, we need to be selective in our focus. Fortunately, Zeis introduced us to Pounced.Org - a furry dating website similar to okCupid, but with far more use of the term &quot;diaperfur&quot;. This week, The F Plus develops a clothes-wearing fetish.</itunes:summary>
  15851. <itunes:episode>77</itunes:episode>
  15852. <itunes:title>Go Get 'Em, Tiger</itunes:title>
  15853. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  15854. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  15855. <itunes:subtitle>reading Pounced.org</itunes:subtitle>
  15856. <itunes:duration>1:10:32</itunes:duration>
  15857. </item>
  15858. <item>
  15859. <title>76: Today's Progress Was Yesterday's Form Field</title>
  15860. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/76</link>
  15861. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/76</guid>
  15862. <pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2012 19:42:00 CST</pubDate>
  15863. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_076.mp3" length="59000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  15864. <description>
  15865. In the run up to the 2008 American election, Barack Obama told the world that &quot;We are the change we seek.&quot; And now, as we reflect on our discontent with the status quo of tax policies, drone strikes, prisoners held indefinitely, and general apathy, we may realize that maybe we weren't looking for us at all. Real change is gonna come from the internet, in the form of asinine and pointless online petitions. We're looking at Change.org and PetitionOnline.com, two sites where your voice can be heard, but it will still be marble-mouthed and pubescent. This week, who wants to get high? Go Islanders! </description>
  15866. <content:encoded>
  15867. <![CDATA[
  15868. <p>with:
  15869. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  15870. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  15871. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  15872. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  15873. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  15874. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  15875. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/adam-bozarth">Adam Bozarth</a>
  15876. </p>
  15877. <p>reading:
  15878. <code>change.org</code>
  15879. <code>PetitionOnline.com</code>
  15880. </p>
  15881. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  15882. <p>In the run up to the 2008 American election, Barack Obama told the world that &quot;We are the change we seek.&quot; And now, as we reflect on our discontent with the status quo of tax policies, drone strikes, prisoners held indefinitely, and general apathy, we may realize that maybe we weren't looking for us at all. Real change is gonna come from the internet, in the form of asinine and pointless online petitions. We're looking at Change.org and PetitionOnline.com, two sites where your voice can be heard, but it will still be marble-mouthed and pubescent. This week, who wants to get high? Go Islanders!</p>
  15883. <p>Music used:
  15884. <ol>
  15885. <li>Sam Cooke - A Change Is Gonna Come</li>
  15886. <li>Chi-Lites - Give More Power To The People</li>
  15887. </ol>
  15888. </p>
  15889. ]]>
  15890. </content:encoded>
  15891. <itunes:summary>In the run up to the 2008 American election, Barack Obama told the world that &quot;We are the change we seek.&quot; And now, as we reflect on our discontent with the status quo of tax policies, drone strikes, prisoners held indefinitely, and general apathy, we may realize that maybe we weren't looking for us at all. Real change is gonna come from the internet, in the form of asinine and pointless online petitions. We're looking at Change.org and PetitionOnline.com, two sites where your voice can be heard, but it will still be marble-mouthed and pubescent. This week, who wants to get high? Go Islanders!</itunes:summary>
  15892. <itunes:episode>76</itunes:episode>
  15893. <itunes:title>Today's Progress Was Yesterday's Form Field</itunes:title>
  15894. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  15895. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  15896. <itunes:subtitle>reading change.org, PetitionOnline.com</itunes:subtitle>
  15897. <itunes:duration>1:11:00</itunes:duration>
  15898. </item>
  15899. <item>
  15900. <title>75: If I Could Turn Back Time, I'd Still Cut You In Half</title>
  15901. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/75</link>
  15902. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/75</guid>
  15903. <pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2012 22:24:00 CST</pubDate>
  15904. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_075.mp3" length="51000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  15905. <description>
  15906. WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange taught us a couple things about the world we live in. Firstly, it turns out that Steve Martin's hair may actually just be that color. But only slightly less shocking is the revelation that our government is keeping secrets from us. Millions of secrets! And yeah, some of them might involve the United States bombing our own journalists, but the folks at Above Top Secret have unraveled even deeper mysteries. Did you know that you can jump higher during the night time? It's true! Just don't bother testing that empirically because the Government will probably falsify your records. This week, The F Plus is breaking the laws of thermodynamics. </description>
  15907. <content:encoded>
  15908. <![CDATA[
  15909. <p>with:
  15910. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  15911. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  15912. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  15913. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  15914. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  15915. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/montrith">Montrith</a>
  15916. </p>
  15917. <p>reading:
  15918. <code>abovetopsecret.com</code>
  15919. </p>
  15920. <p>Content provided by <strong>Montrith</strong>.</p>
  15921. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  15922. <p>WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange taught us a couple things about the world we live in. Firstly, it turns out that Steve Martin's hair may actually just be that color. But only slightly less shocking is the revelation that our government is keeping secrets from us. Millions of secrets! And yeah, some of them might involve the United States bombing our own journalists, but the folks at Above Top Secret have unraveled even deeper mysteries. Did you know that you can jump higher during the night time? It's true! Just don't bother testing that empirically because the Government will probably falsify your records. This week, The F Plus is breaking the laws of thermodynamics.</p>
  15923. <p>Music used:
  15924. <ol>
  15925. <li>Geto Boys - Mind Playin Tricks</li>
  15926. <li>Eiffel 65 I'm Blue (Da Ba Bee)</li>
  15927. </ol>
  15928. </p>
  15929. ]]>
  15930. </content:encoded>
  15931. <itunes:summary>WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange taught us a couple things about the world we live in. Firstly, it turns out that Steve Martin's hair may actually just be that color. But only slightly less shocking is the revelation that our government is keeping secrets from us. Millions of secrets! And yeah, some of them might involve the United States bombing our own journalists, but the folks at Above Top Secret have unraveled even deeper mysteries. Did you know that you can jump higher during the night time? It's true! Just don't bother testing that empirically because the Government will probably falsify your records. This week, The F Plus is breaking the laws of thermodynamics.</itunes:summary>
  15932. <itunes:episode>75</itunes:episode>
  15933. <itunes:title>If I Could Turn Back Time, I'd Still Cut You In Half</itunes:title>
  15934. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  15935. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  15936. <itunes:subtitle>reading abovetopsecret.com</itunes:subtitle>
  15937. <itunes:duration>1:10:30</itunes:duration>
  15938. </item>
  15939. <item>
  15940. <title>74: Our Love Doesn't Need A Third Dimension</title>
  15941. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/74</link>
  15942. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/74</guid>
  15943. <pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 11:42:00 CST</pubDate>
  15944. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_074.mp3" length="51000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  15945. <description>
  15946. An independent artist and Jell-O spokeswoman once said &quot;love is a battlefield&quot;. She then said &quot;love is a battlefield&quot; many more times, because it was part of the chorus of her hit single, and if you don't sing the hits, the guys that run the state fairs don't give you the money. Anyway, what was I saying? Oh yes, love. It's a difficult topic, fraught with pain, heartbreak and uncertainty. Just because you love someone, does that mean she'll love you back? Well, if the object of your affection is a fictional cartoon character, the answer is always no, and among Otaku, that means yes. We're reading the thoughts of people in love with cartoon characters, and their love is just as real as their love for their last girlfriend. You don't know her. She lives in Canada. This week, The F Plus gets a busy signal trying to call the 3-D Police Department. </description>
  15947. <content:encoded>
  15948. <![CDATA[
  15949. <p>with:
  15950. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  15951. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  15952. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  15953. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  15954. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  15955. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jt">JT</a>
  15956. </p>
  15957. <p>reading:
  15958. <code>tohno-chan.com</code>
  15959. </p>
  15960. <p>Content provided by <strong>JT</strong>.</p>
  15961. <p>Edited by <strong>John Toast</strong>.</p>
  15962. <p>An independent artist and Jell-O spokeswoman once said &quot;love is a battlefield&quot;. She then said &quot;love is a battlefield&quot; many more times, because it was part of the chorus of her hit single, and if you don't sing the hits, the guys that run the state fairs don't give you the money. Anyway, what was I saying? Oh yes, love. It's a difficult topic, fraught with pain, heartbreak and uncertainty. Just because you love someone, does that mean she'll love you back? Well, if the object of your affection is a fictional cartoon character, the answer is always no, and among Otaku, that means yes. We're reading the thoughts of people in love with cartoon characters, and their love is just as real as their love for their last girlfriend. You don't know her. She lives in Canada. This week, The F Plus gets a busy signal trying to call the 3-D Police Department.</p>
  15963. <p>Music used:
  15964. <ol>
  15965. <li>3D Can't Beat A Waifu</li>
  15966. <li>U - Little My Star</li>
  15967. <li>The Mills Brothers - Paper Doll</li>
  15968. </ol>
  15969. </p>
  15970. ]]>
  15971. </content:encoded>
  15972. <itunes:summary>An independent artist and Jell-O spokeswoman once said &quot;love is a battlefield&quot;. She then said &quot;love is a battlefield&quot; many more times, because it was part of the chorus of her hit single, and if you don't sing the hits, the guys that run the state fairs don't give you the money. Anyway, what was I saying? Oh yes, love. It's a difficult topic, fraught with pain, heartbreak and uncertainty. Just because you love someone, does that mean she'll love you back? Well, if the object of your affection is a fictional cartoon character, the answer is always no, and among Otaku, that means yes. We're reading the thoughts of people in love with cartoon characters, and their love is just as real as their love for their last girlfriend. You don't know her. She lives in Canada. This week, The F Plus gets a busy signal trying to call the 3-D Police Department.</itunes:summary>
  15973. <itunes:episode>74</itunes:episode>
  15974. <itunes:title>Our Love Doesn't Need A Third Dimension</itunes:title>
  15975. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  15976. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  15977. <itunes:subtitle>reading tohno-chan.com</itunes:subtitle>
  15978. <itunes:duration>1:11:14</itunes:duration>
  15979. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/74/74-bigger.jpg</image>
  15980. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/74/74-bigger-675x675.jpg" />
  15981. </item>
  15982. <item>
  15983. <title>73: I Can Do Dream Analysis In My Sleep</title>
  15984. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/73</link>
  15985. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/73</guid>
  15986. <pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 23:05:00 CST</pubDate>
  15987. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_073.mp3" length="52000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  15988. <description>
  15989. For man to be truly aware of himself, he must explore his own mind. To examine your own thoughts, wants and failures and growing on the things you've learned is the way to thrive; to be a member of an evolving species who looks toward the horizon and takes a step forward. But what of dreams, those manifestations of your subconscious that you cannot seize control of? With an expression so disjointed and free of rational thought, can a dream really ever be understood? Well, if you're a member of dreammoods.com, sure! All you gotta do is start typing. This week, The F Plus is just waiting for Varzandeh to show up. </description>
  15990. <content:encoded>
  15991. <![CDATA[
  15992. <p>with:
  15993. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  15994. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  15995. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  15996. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  15997. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  15998. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/cheapskate">Cheapskate</a>
  15999. </p>
  16000. <p>reading:
  16001. <code>dreammoods.com</code>
  16002. </p>
  16003. <p>Content provided by <strong>Cheapskate</strong>.</p>
  16004. <p>Edited by <strong>Isfahan</strong>.</p>
  16005. <p>For man to be truly aware of himself, he must explore his own mind. To examine your own thoughts, wants and failures and growing on the things you've learned is the way to thrive; to be a member of an evolving species who looks toward the horizon and takes a step forward. But what of dreams, those manifestations of your subconscious that you cannot seize control of? With an expression so disjointed and free of rational thought, can a dream really ever be understood? Well, if you're a member of dreammoods.com, sure! All you gotta do is start typing. This week, The F Plus is just waiting for Varzandeh to show up.</p>
  16006. <p>Music used:
  16007. <ol>
  16008. <li>Everly Brothers - All I Have to Do Is Dream</li>
  16009. <li>Twin Peaks - The Dream</li>
  16010. <li>Dokken - Dream Warriors</li>
  16011. <li>Dead Milkmen - Dean's Dream</li>
  16012. </ol>
  16013. </p>
  16014. ]]>
  16015. </content:encoded>
  16016. <itunes:summary>For man to be truly aware of himself, he must explore his own mind. To examine your own thoughts, wants and failures and growing on the things you've learned is the way to thrive; to be a member of an evolving species who looks toward the horizon and takes a step forward. But what of dreams, those manifestations of your subconscious that you cannot seize control of? With an expression so disjointed and free of rational thought, can a dream really ever be understood? Well, if you're a member of dreammoods.com, sure! All you gotta do is start typing. This week, The F Plus is just waiting for Varzandeh to show up.</itunes:summary>
  16017. <itunes:episode>73</itunes:episode>
  16018. <itunes:title>I Can Do Dream Analysis In My Sleep</itunes:title>
  16019. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  16020. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  16021. <itunes:subtitle>reading dreammoods.com</itunes:subtitle>
  16022. <itunes:duration>1:12:27</itunes:duration>
  16023. </item>
  16024. <item>
  16025. <title>72: Commissioner Gordon's Back Up Plan</title>
  16026. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/72</link>
  16027. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/72</guid>
  16028. <pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 17:16:00 CST</pubDate>
  16029. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_072.mp3" length="49000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  16030. <description>
  16031. Popular media seems to get no end of pleasure in exploring the day to day drudgery of characters who belong in a comic book universe. For those superheroes and supervillains, their life is so absurd that there is very little relatability of those characters to people living in the real world. But then thanks to online RPGs like City of Heroes and Champions Online, anyone with an internet connection and a love for paying fees can create their own superhero and live in a world populated exclusively by other characters who also have stupid skill-sets. For the first of our Race For Ridiculism Showcase Episodes, Cleretic will be bringing us to this world, and forgetting to pack enough moist towelettes. This week, buy one glimp and get one free! </description>
  16032. <content:encoded>
  16033. <![CDATA[
  16034. <p>with:
  16035. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  16036. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  16037. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  16038. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  16039. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  16040. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  16041. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/cleretic">Cleretic</a>
  16042. </p>
  16043. <p>reading:
  16044. <code>City of Heroes</code>
  16045. </p>
  16046. <p>Content provided by <strong>Cleretic</strong>.</p>
  16047. <p>Edited by <strong>Isfahan</strong>.</p>
  16048. <p>Popular media seems to get no end of pleasure in exploring the day to day drudgery of characters who belong in a comic book universe. For those superheroes and supervillains, their life is so absurd that there is very little relatability of those characters to people living in the real world. But then thanks to online RPGs like City of Heroes and Champions Online, anyone with an internet connection and a love for paying fees can create their own superhero and live in a world populated exclusively by other characters who also have stupid skill-sets. For the first of our Race For Ridiculism Showcase Episodes, Cleretic will be bringing us to this world, and forgetting to pack enough moist towelettes. This week, buy one glimp and get one free!</p>
  16049. <p>Music used:
  16050. <ol>
  16051. <li>REM - Superman</li>
  16052. <li>R. Kelly - Gotham City</li>
  16053. <li>The Traits - Nobody Loves the Hulk</li>
  16054. </ol>
  16055. </p>
  16056. ]]>
  16057. </content:encoded>
  16058. <itunes:summary>Popular media seems to get no end of pleasure in exploring the day to day drudgery of characters who belong in a comic book universe. For those superheroes and supervillains, their life is so absurd that there is very little relatability of those characters to people living in the real world. But then thanks to online RPGs like City of Heroes and Champions Online, anyone with an internet connection and a love for paying fees can create their own superhero and live in a world populated exclusively by other characters who also have stupid skill-sets. For the first of our Race For Ridiculism Showcase Episodes, Cleretic will be bringing us to this world, and forgetting to pack enough moist towelettes. This week, buy one glimp and get one free!</itunes:summary>
  16059. <itunes:episode>72</itunes:episode>
  16060. <itunes:title>Commissioner Gordon's Back Up Plan</itunes:title>
  16061. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  16062. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  16063. <itunes:subtitle>reading City of Heroes</itunes:subtitle>
  16064. <itunes:duration>1:09:16</itunes:duration>
  16065. </item>
  16066. <item>
  16067. <title>71: Amazon Recommends Years of Therapy</title>
  16068. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/71</link>
  16069. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/71</guid>
  16070. <pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2012 09:04:00 CST</pubDate>
  16071. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_071.mp3" length="66000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  16072. <description>
  16073. Respected authors and lifelong readers hold differing opinion on the benefits of the kindle. While some bemoan the loss of the tactile pleasures of a good novel, others feel an e-book is a purer manifestation of the written word. Of course, their debate is an irrelevancy. Human society never backs away from a technology for romantic reasons and those who want to do so are usually being nostalgic just because they enjoy being nostalgic. Plus, most people are just reading porn on those things anyway. This week, The F Plus tries to return our inflatable dog. </description>
  16074. <content:encoded>
  16075. <![CDATA[
  16076. <p>with:
  16077. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  16078. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  16079. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  16080. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  16081. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  16082. </p>
  16083. <p>reading:
  16084. <code>amazon.com</code>
  16085. </p>
  16086. <p>Content provided by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  16087. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  16088. <p>Respected authors and lifelong readers hold differing opinion on the benefits of the kindle. While some bemoan the loss of the tactile pleasures of a good novel, others feel an e-book is a purer manifestation of the written word. Of course, their debate is an irrelevancy. Human society never backs away from a technology for romantic reasons and those who want to do so are usually being nostalgic just because they enjoy being nostalgic. Plus, most people are just reading porn on those things anyway. This week, The F Plus tries to return our inflatable dog.</p>
  16089. <p>Music used:
  16090. <ol>
  16091. <li>Lobsterdust - Britney The Pimp (Britney Spears vs Don Julian)</li>
  16092. <li>X - Adult Books</li>
  16093. <li>Madness - Night Boat To Cairo</li>
  16094. <li>Magnetic Fields - The Book of Love</li>
  16095. <li>Del Tha Funkeehomosapien - Money For Sex</li>
  16096. <li>Lovage - Book of the Month</li>
  16097. </ol>
  16098. </p>
  16099. ]]>
  16100. </content:encoded>
  16101. <itunes:summary>Respected authors and lifelong readers hold differing opinion on the benefits of the kindle. While some bemoan the loss of the tactile pleasures of a good novel, others feel an e-book is a purer manifestation of the written word. Of course, their debate is an irrelevancy. Human society never backs away from a technology for romantic reasons and those who want to do so are usually being nostalgic just because they enjoy being nostalgic. Plus, most people are just reading porn on those things anyway. This week, The F Plus tries to return our inflatable dog.</itunes:summary>
  16102. <itunes:episode>71</itunes:episode>
  16103. <itunes:title>Amazon Recommends Years of Therapy</itunes:title>
  16104. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  16105. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  16106. <itunes:subtitle>reading amazon.com</itunes:subtitle>
  16107. <itunes:duration>1:09:20</itunes:duration>
  16108. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/71/ep71-1.jpg</image>
  16109. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/71/ep71-1-150x150.jpg" />
  16110. </item>
  16111. <item>
  16112. <title>70: The Ace and Cakes</title>
  16113. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/70</link>
  16114. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/70</guid>
  16115. <pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2012 18:29:00 CST</pubDate>
  16116. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_070.mp3" length="49000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  16117. <description>
  16118. Hoosier biologist and unbelievable superpervert Alfred Kinsey believed that human sexual proclivities could all be charted on a seven point scale, from fully hetero to fully homo. Further, he attested that the majority of the species drifted towards the middle - in a grey area between gay and straight. But there's an oft-forgotten classification in this scale of sexuality, and that is for people who are completely dismissive of the whole affair altogether. I'm talking about the asexuals: people so unconcerned with sexual pursuits that they are free to spend their time more wisely, like telling the internet how unconcerned they are with sexual pursuits. This week, The F Plus doesn't even know what you're talking about. No really! </description>
  16119. <content:encoded>
  16120. <![CDATA[
  16121. <p>with:
  16122. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  16123. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  16124. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  16125. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  16126. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  16127. </p>
  16128. <p>reading:
  16129. <code>asexuality.org</code>
  16130. <code>tumblr.com</code>
  16131. </p>
  16132. <p>Content provided by <strong>Portaxx</strong>.</p>
  16133. <p>Edited by <strong>Portaxx</strong>.</p>
  16134. <p>Hoosier biologist and unbelievable superpervert Alfred Kinsey believed that human sexual proclivities could all be charted on a seven point scale, from fully hetero to fully homo. Further, he attested that the majority of the species drifted towards the middle - in a grey area between gay and straight. But there's an oft-forgotten classification in this scale of sexuality, and that is for people who are completely dismissive of the whole affair altogether. I'm talking about the asexuals: people so unconcerned with sexual pursuits that they are free to spend their time more wisely, like telling the internet how unconcerned they are with sexual pursuits. This week, The F Plus doesn't even know what you're talking about. No really!</p>
  16135. <p>Music used:
  16136. <ol>
  16137. <li>Lenny Welch - Since I Fell For You</li>
  16138. <li>Paul Mauriat - Love is Blue</li>
  16139. </ol>
  16140. </p>
  16141. ]]>
  16142. </content:encoded>
  16143. <itunes:summary>Hoosier biologist and unbelievable superpervert Alfred Kinsey believed that human sexual proclivities could all be charted on a seven point scale, from fully hetero to fully homo. Further, he attested that the majority of the species drifted towards the middle - in a grey area between gay and straight. But there's an oft-forgotten classification in this scale of sexuality, and that is for people who are completely dismissive of the whole affair altogether. I'm talking about the asexuals: people so unconcerned with sexual pursuits that they are free to spend their time more wisely, like telling the internet how unconcerned they are with sexual pursuits. This week, The F Plus doesn't even know what you're talking about. No really!</itunes:summary>
  16144. <itunes:episode>70</itunes:episode>
  16145. <itunes:title>The Ace and Cakes</itunes:title>
  16146. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  16147. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  16148. <itunes:subtitle>reading asexuality.org,tumblr.com</itunes:subtitle>
  16149. <itunes:duration>1:08:30</itunes:duration>
  16150. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/70/ep70-1.jpg</image>
  16151. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/70/ep70-1-150x150.jpg" />
  16152. </item>
  16153. <item>
  16154. <title>69: The State of the Micronation Is Wrong</title>
  16155. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/69</link>
  16156. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/69</guid>
  16157. <pubDate>Sun, 11 Mar 2012 17:02:00 CST</pubDate>
  16158. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_069.mp3" length="61000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  16159. <description>
  16160. As politcal rhetoric becomes increasingly rancorous and the division between politcal ideals divides wider so that no plausible middle ground can be reached, there are some people out there that feel that existing within a pre-established democracy just isn't going to work out, and that it's probably better to just start a new country from scratch. For all of these people, from the founders of Sealand to Sarah Palin's husband to those Libertarians in the 80's who got invaded by Tonga, results have been fairly discouraging. However, none of those people have ever made their own wiki site to explain their pitch, so things are probably looking up for the Federated Commonwealth of Malatora. This week, The F Plus learns that existence is futile. </description>
  16161. <content:encoded>
  16162. <![CDATA[
  16163. <p>with:
  16164. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  16165. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  16166. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  16167. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  16168. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  16169. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  16170. </p>
  16171. <p>reading:
  16172. <code>malatora.wikia.com</code>
  16173. <code>fedcom-online.webs.com</code>
  16174. </p>
  16175. <p>Content provided by <strong>Portaxx</strong>.</p>
  16176. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  16177. <p>As politcal rhetoric becomes increasingly rancorous and the division between politcal ideals divides wider so that no plausible middle ground can be reached, there are some people out there that feel that existing within a pre-established democracy just isn't going to work out, and that it's probably better to just start a new country from scratch. For all of these people, from the founders of Sealand to Sarah Palin's husband to those Libertarians in the 80's who got invaded by Tonga, results have been fairly discouraging. However, none of those people have ever made their own wiki site to explain their pitch, so things are probably looking up for the Federated Commonwealth of Malatora. This week, The F Plus learns that existence is futile.</p>
  16178. <p>Music used:
  16179. <ol>
  16180. <li>Talking Heads - Don't Worry About The Government</li>
  16181. <li>Woody Guthrie - This Land Is Your Land</li>
  16182. <li>Dio - Killing the Dragon</li>
  16183. </ol>
  16184. </p>
  16185. ]]>
  16186. </content:encoded>
  16187. <itunes:summary>As politcal rhetoric becomes increasingly rancorous and the division between politcal ideals divides wider so that no plausible middle ground can be reached, there are some people out there that feel that existing within a pre-established democracy just isn't going to work out, and that it's probably better to just start a new country from scratch. For all of these people, from the founders of Sealand to Sarah Palin's husband to those Libertarians in the 80's who got invaded by Tonga, results have been fairly discouraging. However, none of those people have ever made their own wiki site to explain their pitch, so things are probably looking up for the Federated Commonwealth of Malatora. This week, The F Plus learns that existence is futile.</itunes:summary>
  16188. <itunes:episode>69</itunes:episode>
  16189. <itunes:title>The State of the Micronation Is Wrong</itunes:title>
  16190. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  16191. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  16192. <itunes:subtitle>reading malatora.wikia.com,fedcom-online.webs.com</itunes:subtitle>
  16193. <itunes:duration>1:03:37</itunes:duration>
  16194. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/69/ep69.jpg</image>
  16195. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/69/ep69-500x500.jpg" />
  16196. </item>
  16197. <item>
  16198. <title>68: The Episode Is Coming From Inside Your House!</title>
  16199. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/68</link>
  16200. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/68</guid>
  16201. <pubDate>Tue, 28 Feb 2012 19:49:00 CST</pubDate>
  16202. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_068.mp3" length="49000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  16203. <description>
  16204. The psychology and thematic considerations of &quot;What Makes For Good Horror?&quot; is something often discussed at length by people you probably don't want to associate yourself with. Obviously they may argue amongst themselves over minutae, but will usually cite a construction of tension, a feeling of malevolence, a spirit of helplessness, and no fewer than six bare breasts as the essential elements for finely constructed, timeless horror. The stories contained within this episode have none of these things, relying instead on grammatical errors and poor plot construction for a different feeling of unease entirely. This week, she melted. Seriously: she melted! </description>
  16205. <content:encoded>
  16206. <![CDATA[
  16207. <p>with:
  16208. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  16209. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  16210. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  16211. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  16212. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  16213. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/zarla">Zarla</a>
  16214. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  16215. </p>
  16216. <p>reading:
  16217. <code>blogspot.com</code>
  16218. </p>
  16219. <p>Content provided by <strong>Zarla</strong>.</p>
  16220. <p>Edited by <strong>Isfahan</strong>.</p>
  16221. <p>The psychology and thematic considerations of &quot;What Makes For Good Horror?&quot; is something often discussed at length by people you probably don't want to associate yourself with. Obviously they may argue amongst themselves over minutae, but will usually cite a construction of tension, a feeling of malevolence, a spirit of helplessness, and no fewer than six bare breasts as the essential elements for finely constructed, timeless horror. The stories contained within this episode have none of these things, relying instead on grammatical errors and poor plot construction for a different feeling of unease entirely. This week, she melted. Seriously: she melted!</p>
  16222. <p>Music used:
  16223. <ol>
  16224. <li>Alice Cooper - Welcome to My Nightmare</li>
  16225. <li>Oingo Boingo - Dead Man's Party</li>
  16226. <li>Gnarls Barkley - The Boogie Monster</li>
  16227. </ol>
  16228. </p>
  16229. ]]>
  16230. </content:encoded>
  16231. <itunes:summary>The psychology and thematic considerations of &quot;What Makes For Good Horror?&quot; is something often discussed at length by people you probably don't want to associate yourself with. Obviously they may argue amongst themselves over minutae, but will usually cite a construction of tension, a feeling of malevolence, a spirit of helplessness, and no fewer than six bare breasts as the essential elements for finely constructed, timeless horror. The stories contained within this episode have none of these things, relying instead on grammatical errors and poor plot construction for a different feeling of unease entirely. This week, she melted. Seriously: she melted!</itunes:summary>
  16232. <itunes:episode>68</itunes:episode>
  16233. <itunes:title>The Episode Is Coming From Inside Your House!</itunes:title>
  16234. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  16235. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  16236. <itunes:subtitle>reading blogspot.com</itunes:subtitle>
  16237. <itunes:duration>1:08:14</itunes:duration>
  16238. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/68/ep68.jpg</image>
  16239. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/68/ep68-150x150.jpg" />
  16240. </item>
  16241. <item>
  16242. <title>67: Where Can I Find A Tailor For These Pinstripe Balls?</title>
  16243. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/67</link>
  16244. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/67</guid>
  16245. <pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 18:59:00 CST</pubDate>
  16246. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_067.mp3" length="45000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  16247. <description>
  16248. For as long as man has had conscious thought, he has thought about sex, and this has certainly been reflected in his literary themes. From the literate but hypermasculine rememberances of Henry Miller's Tropic of Cancer, to the literate but impishly comedic creations of Voltaire's Candide to the not-at-all literate nor interesting fap material in John Cleland's Fanny Hill, erotic writing has had a storied history inside the pages of legitimate fiction. But fortunately, the English published Literary Review has helpfully highlighted some of the least impressive examples for us to lend our voices to. This week, the F Plus is on top of you, Skinner. </description>
  16249. <content:encoded>
  16250. <![CDATA[
  16251. <p>with:
  16252. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  16253. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  16254. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  16255. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  16256. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  16257. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  16258. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  16259. </p>
  16260. <p>reading:
  16261. <code>literaryreview.co.uk</code>
  16262. </p>
  16263. <p>Content provided by <strong>Acierocolotl</strong>.</p>
  16264. <p>Edited by <strong>Acierocolotl</strong>.</p>
  16265. <p>For as long as man has had conscious thought, he has thought about sex, and this has certainly been reflected in his literary themes. From the literate but hypermasculine rememberances of Henry Miller's Tropic of Cancer, to the literate but impishly comedic creations of Voltaire's Candide to the not-at-all literate nor interesting fap material in John Cleland's Fanny Hill, erotic writing has had a storied history inside the pages of legitimate fiction. But fortunately, the English published Literary Review has helpfully highlighted some of the least impressive examples for us to lend our voices to. This week, the F Plus is on top of you, Skinner.</p>
  16266. ]]>
  16267. </content:encoded>
  16268. <itunes:summary>For as long as man has had conscious thought, he has thought about sex, and this has certainly been reflected in his literary themes. From the literate but hypermasculine rememberances of Henry Miller's Tropic of Cancer, to the literate but impishly comedic creations of Voltaire's Candide to the not-at-all literate nor interesting fap material in John Cleland's Fanny Hill, erotic writing has had a storied history inside the pages of legitimate fiction. But fortunately, the English published Literary Review has helpfully highlighted some of the least impressive examples for us to lend our voices to. This week, the F Plus is on top of you, Skinner.</itunes:summary>
  16269. <itunes:episode>67</itunes:episode>
  16270. <itunes:title>Where Can I Find A Tailor For These Pinstripe Balls?</itunes:title>
  16271. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  16272. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  16273. <itunes:subtitle>reading literaryreview.co.uk</itunes:subtitle>
  16274. <itunes:duration>28:28</itunes:duration>
  16275. </item>
  16276. <item>
  16277. <title>66: As Normal As The Cosby Show (with Ted Kaczynski)</title>
  16278. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/66</link>
  16279. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/66</guid>
  16280. <pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 23:04:00 CST</pubDate>
  16281. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_066.mp3" length="84000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  16282. <description>
  16283. The modern world is one of isolation. As citizens of The First World, we are increasingly given license to socialize with whom we want, experience the things we choose, and create communities where we notice one lacking. As this happens, the concept of the status quo fades into a more abstract concept, and people start to wonder if they're normal being who they are. Looking for guidence, they turn to the internet, which is problematic because asking the internet what's normal is like.... asking the internet what's normal. If there's a better corollary I haven't thought of it. This week, The F Plus discovers new ways to take peyote. </description>
  16284. <content:encoded>
  16285. <![CDATA[
  16286. <p>with:
  16287. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  16288. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  16289. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  16290. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  16291. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  16292. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  16293. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  16294. </p>
  16295. <p>reading:
  16296. <code>isitnormal.com</code>
  16297. </p>
  16298. <p>Content provided by <strong>Montrith</strong>.</p>
  16299. <p>Edited by <strong>STOG</strong>.</p>
  16300. <p>The modern world is one of isolation. As citizens of The First World, we are increasingly given license to socialize with whom we want, experience the things we choose, and create communities where we notice one lacking. As this happens, the concept of the status quo fades into a more abstract concept, and people start to wonder if they're normal being who they are. Looking for guidence, they turn to the internet, which is problematic because asking the internet what's normal is like.... asking the internet what's normal. If there's a better corollary I haven't thought of it. This week, The F Plus discovers new ways to take peyote.</p>
  16301. <p>Music used:
  16302. <ol>
  16303. <li>Bing Crosby - Aren't You Glad You're You? (Sesame Street version)</li>
  16304. <li>Renaldo and the Loaf - The Bread Song</li>
  16305. <li>Music selections from the Border Television Startup Sequence (1980s)</li>
  16306. <li>Chriddof - Cover of Samba Pa Ti (by Santana)</li>
  16307. </ol>
  16308. </p>
  16309. ]]>
  16310. </content:encoded>
  16311. <itunes:summary>The modern world is one of isolation. As citizens of The First World, we are increasingly given license to socialize with whom we want, experience the things we choose, and create communities where we notice one lacking. As this happens, the concept of the status quo fades into a more abstract concept, and people start to wonder if they're normal being who they are. Looking for guidence, they turn to the internet, which is problematic because asking the internet what's normal is like.... asking the internet what's normal. If there's a better corollary I haven't thought of it. This week, The F Plus discovers new ways to take peyote.</itunes:summary>
  16312. <itunes:episode>66</itunes:episode>
  16313. <itunes:title>As Normal As The Cosby Show (with Ted Kaczynski)</itunes:title>
  16314. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  16315. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  16316. <itunes:subtitle>reading isitnormal.com</itunes:subtitle>
  16317. <itunes:duration>58:25</itunes:duration>
  16318. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/66/ep66.jpg</image>
  16319. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/66/ep66-600x600.jpg" />
  16320. </item>
  16321. <item>
  16322. <title>65: God Bless You, Water Woman</title>
  16323. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/65</link>
  16324. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/65</guid>
  16325. <pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 19:13:00 CST</pubDate>
  16326. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_065.mp3" length="65000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  16327. <description>
  16328. The Sasquatch (or &quot;Bigfoot&quot;, if you're prone to epithets) is a large ape-like creature which typically finds its home in the Pacific Northwest where it somethimes poses for blurry photographs. Also it can read and write. Also it has sixth sense. Also it exists both in our world and in another dimension which has neither shape nor form. Also it lives among The Star People. Also it can teleport. Also it farts a lot. Also it can shape shift. Also it actually exists. Look, the point here is that dolphin expert Joan Ocean has a website which introduced all to the beauty of nature, and now we want to teach others about it.
  16329. This week, The F Plus starts to apologize for that long hiatus. </description>
  16330. <content:encoded>
  16331. <![CDATA[
  16332. <p>with:
  16333. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  16334. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  16335. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  16336. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  16337. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  16338. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  16339. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  16340. </p>
  16341. <p>reading:
  16342. <code>joanocean.com</code>
  16343. </p>
  16344. <p>Content provided by <strong>Victor Laszlo</strong>.</p>
  16345. <p>Edited by <strong>Isfahan</strong>.</p>
  16346. <p>The Sasquatch (or &quot;Bigfoot&quot;, if you're prone to epithets) is a large ape-like creature which typically finds its home in the Pacific Northwest where it somethimes poses for blurry photographs. Also it can read and write. Also it has sixth sense. Also it exists both in our world and in another dimension which has neither shape nor form. Also it lives among The Star People. Also it can teleport. Also it farts a lot. Also it can shape shift. Also it actually exists. Look, the point here is that dolphin expert Joan Ocean has a website which introduced all to the beauty of nature, and now we want to teach others about it.</p>
  16347. <p>This week, The F Plus starts to apologize for that long hiatus.</p>
  16348. <p>Music used:
  16349. <ol>
  16350. <li>Enigma - Dream of the Dolphin</li>
  16351. <li>Buddy Knox - Bigfoot Is the Name</li>
  16352. <li>Fats Waller - Your Feet's Too Big</li>
  16353. <li>Tenacious D - Sasquatch</li>
  16354. <li>Dolphin Communication Project - The Dolphin Species Song</li>
  16355. </ol>
  16356. </p>
  16357. ]]>
  16358. </content:encoded>
  16359. <itunes:summary>The Sasquatch (or &quot;Bigfoot&quot;, if you're prone to epithets) is a large ape-like creature which typically finds its home in the Pacific Northwest where it somethimes poses for blurry photographs. Also it can read and write. Also it has sixth sense. Also it exists both in our world and in another dimension which has neither shape nor form. Also it lives among The Star People. Also it can teleport. Also it farts a lot. Also it can shape shift. Also it actually exists. Look, the point here is that dolphin expert Joan Ocean has a website which introduced all to the beauty of nature, and now we want to teach others about it.
  16360. This week, The F Plus starts to apologize for that long hiatus.</itunes:summary>
  16361. <itunes:episode>65</itunes:episode>
  16362. <itunes:title>God Bless You, Water Woman</itunes:title>
  16363. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  16364. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  16365. <itunes:subtitle>reading joanocean.com</itunes:subtitle>
  16366. <itunes:duration>1:08:19</itunes:duration>
  16367. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/65/ep65_v2.jpg</image>
  16368. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/65/ep65_v2-500x500.jpg" />
  16369. </item>
  16370. <item>
  16371. <title>64: Ignorance of the Law is My Excuse</title>
  16372. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/64</link>
  16373. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/64</guid>
  16374. <pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 10:36:00 CST</pubDate>
  16375. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_064.mp3" length="53000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  16376. <description>
  16377. There's a number of laws we all understand: Murder is illegal pretty much everywhere, as is theft and assault. We all recognize that, but then there's always gray areas. Does a schoolyard fight count as assault? Is it truly theft is it's not a physical object? And is murder justified if the person you just killed was talking about how funny last week's Big Bang Theory was? Legal experts have a difference of opinion, and as a country ages, laws get more and more complex. The finer points become less clear to the country's citizens, in particular the citzens who are also idiots. This week, The F Plus makes a protein shake with iguana meat. </description>
  16378. <content:encoded>
  16379. <![CDATA[
  16380. <p>with:
  16381. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  16382. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  16383. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  16384. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  16385. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  16386. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  16387. </p>
  16388. <p>reading:
  16389. <code>isitlegalto.com</code>
  16390. </p>
  16391. <p>Content provided by <strong>Portaxx</strong>.</p>
  16392. <p>Edited by <strong>Portaxx</strong>.</p>
  16393. <p>There's a number of laws we all understand: Murder is illegal pretty much everywhere, as is theft and assault. We all recognize that, but then there's always gray areas. Does a schoolyard fight count as assault? Is it truly theft is it's not a physical object? And is murder justified if the person you just killed was talking about how funny last week's Big Bang Theory was? Legal experts have a difference of opinion, and as a country ages, laws get more and more complex. The finer points become less clear to the country's citizens, in particular the citzens who are also idiots. This week, The F Plus makes a protein shake with iguana meat.</p>
  16394. <p>Music used:
  16395. <ol>
  16396. <li>Phoenix Wright - Objection!</li>
  16397. <li>Phoenix Wright - Ace Attorney Court Suite</li>
  16398. </ol>
  16399. </p>
  16400. ]]>
  16401. </content:encoded>
  16402. <itunes:summary>There's a number of laws we all understand: Murder is illegal pretty much everywhere, as is theft and assault. We all recognize that, but then there's always gray areas. Does a schoolyard fight count as assault? Is it truly theft is it's not a physical object? And is murder justified if the person you just killed was talking about how funny last week's Big Bang Theory was? Legal experts have a difference of opinion, and as a country ages, laws get more and more complex. The finer points become less clear to the country's citizens, in particular the citzens who are also idiots. This week, The F Plus makes a protein shake with iguana meat.</itunes:summary>
  16403. <itunes:episode>64</itunes:episode>
  16404. <itunes:title>Ignorance of the Law is My Excuse</itunes:title>
  16405. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  16406. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  16407. <itunes:subtitle>reading isitlegalto.com</itunes:subtitle>
  16408. <itunes:duration>1:03:53</itunes:duration>
  16409. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/64/ep64.jpg</image>
  16410. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/64/ep64-150x150.jpg" />
  16411. </item>
  16412. <item>
  16413. <title>63: Achtung! Adult Babies!</title>
  16414. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/63</link>
  16415. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/63</guid>
  16416. <pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2011 14:46:00 CST</pubDate>
  16417. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_063.mp3" length="49000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  16418. <description>
  16419. Growing up is hard. There's plenty of fiction centered around the frustration of adolescence, even more fiction on the malaise of adulthood, and then it's death after that. Wouldn't it be nice to just be a baby forever? Well, no - obviously it wouldn't. None of us remember our time as an infant, but clearly being mute, frail and covered in your own waste cannot be the most intellectually stimulating time of your life. But then, there's those that think that all sounds pretty good, especially if they can have sex while they're at it. This week, The F Plus wonders if adult babies are grosser than Bad Dragon customers. </description>
  16420. <content:encoded>
  16421. <![CDATA[
  16422. <p>with:
  16423. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  16424. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  16425. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  16426. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  16427. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  16428. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  16429. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  16430. </p>
  16431. <p>reading:
  16432. <code>sissykiss.com</code>
  16433. </p>
  16434. <p>Content provided by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  16435. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  16436. <p>Growing up is hard. There's plenty of fiction centered around the frustration of adolescence, even more fiction on the malaise of adulthood, and then it's death after that. Wouldn't it be nice to just be a baby forever? Well, no - obviously it wouldn't. None of us remember our time as an infant, but clearly being mute, frail and covered in your own waste cannot be the most intellectually stimulating time of your life. But then, there's those that think that all sounds pretty good, especially if they can have sex while they're at it. This week, The F Plus wonders if adult babies are grosser than Bad Dragon customers.</p>
  16437. <p>Music used:
  16438. <ol>
  16439. <li>The Four Tops - Baby I Need Your Loving</li>
  16440. <li>Justin Bieber - Baby</li>
  16441. <li>Danzig - Mother</li>
  16442. </ol>
  16443. </p>
  16444. ]]>
  16445. </content:encoded>
  16446. <itunes:summary>Growing up is hard. There's plenty of fiction centered around the frustration of adolescence, even more fiction on the malaise of adulthood, and then it's death after that. Wouldn't it be nice to just be a baby forever? Well, no - obviously it wouldn't. None of us remember our time as an infant, but clearly being mute, frail and covered in your own waste cannot be the most intellectually stimulating time of your life. But then, there's those that think that all sounds pretty good, especially if they can have sex while they're at it. This week, The F Plus wonders if adult babies are grosser than Bad Dragon customers.</itunes:summary>
  16447. <itunes:episode>63</itunes:episode>
  16448. <itunes:title>Achtung! Adult Babies!</itunes:title>
  16449. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  16450. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  16451. <itunes:subtitle>reading sissykiss.com</itunes:subtitle>
  16452. <itunes:duration>1:08:00</itunes:duration>
  16453. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/63/ep63-beta.jpg</image>
  16454. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/63/ep63-beta-600x600.jpg" />
  16455. </item>
  16456. <item>
  16457. <title>62: The Private Language of Sinead O'Connor</title>
  16458. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/62</link>
  16459. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/62</guid>
  16460. <pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 14:45:00 CST</pubDate>
  16461. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_062.mp3" length="29000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  16462. <description>
  16463. Celebrity is a powerful but complicated status to keep on yourself. Some achieve by accident, some achieve by will, but then suddenly twenty years have gone by and you realize the ticket sales aren't what they used to be. Take Sinéad O'Connor for example. Responsible for a double platinum album in 1990 and the center of the biggest SNL scandal since John Belushi invited Fear on stage, now we're nearing the end of 2011, and she still wants you to know she's in the mix. This week, The F Plus learns a little something about lurrve. </description>
  16464. <content:encoded>
  16465. <![CDATA[
  16466. <p>with:
  16467. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  16468. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bumpgrrl">bumpgrrl</a>
  16469. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  16470. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  16471. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  16472. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  16473. </p>
  16474. <p>reading:
  16475. <code>sineadoconnor.com</code>
  16476. </p>
  16477. <p>Content provided by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  16478. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  16479. <p>Celebrity is a powerful but complicated status to keep on yourself. Some achieve by accident, some achieve by will, but then suddenly twenty years have gone by and you realize the ticket sales aren't what they used to be. Take Sinéad O'Connor for example. Responsible for a double platinum album in 1990 and the center of the biggest SNL scandal since John Belushi invited Fear on stage, now we're nearing the end of 2011, and she still wants you to know she's in the mix. This week, The F Plus learns a little something about lurrve.</p>
  16480. <p>Music used:
  16481. <ol>
  16482. <li>Shane MacGowan & Sinead O'Connor - Haunted</li>
  16483. <li>The Blockheads w/ Sinead O'Connor - Wake Up And Make Love With Me</li>
  16484. <li>Girl Talk - Play Your Part pt. 1</li>
  16485. </ol>
  16486. </p>
  16487. ]]>
  16488. </content:encoded>
  16489. <itunes:summary>Celebrity is a powerful but complicated status to keep on yourself. Some achieve by accident, some achieve by will, but then suddenly twenty years have gone by and you realize the ticket sales aren't what they used to be. Take Sinéad O'Connor for example. Responsible for a double platinum album in 1990 and the center of the biggest SNL scandal since John Belushi invited Fear on stage, now we're nearing the end of 2011, and she still wants you to know she's in the mix. This week, The F Plus learns a little something about lurrve.</itunes:summary>
  16490. <itunes:episode>62</itunes:episode>
  16491. <itunes:title>The Private Language of Sinead O'Connor</itunes:title>
  16492. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  16493. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  16494. <itunes:subtitle>reading sineadoconnor.com</itunes:subtitle>
  16495. <itunes:duration>40:48</itunes:duration>
  16496. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/62/ep62.jpg</image>
  16497. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/62/ep62-422x422.jpg" />
  16498. </item>
  16499. <item>
  16500. <title>out07: Masturbation Gone Wrong [short]</title>
  16501. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/out07</link>
  16502. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/out07</guid>
  16503. <pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2011 09:11:00 CST</pubDate>
  16504. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_out07.mp3" length="11000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  16505. <description>
  16506. In this outtake from episode 47 (In The World of Dragon Dildos, Is The Chin Wattle Man King?), we come across a thread where Bad Dragon customers freely discuss the times that their masturbation routines went unexpectedly. Absolute horror ensues. </description>
  16507. <content:encoded>
  16508. <![CDATA[
  16509. <p>with:
  16510. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  16511. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  16512. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  16513. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  16514. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  16515. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  16516. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  16517. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  16518. </p>
  16519. <p>reading:
  16520. <code>bad-dragon.com</code>
  16521. </p>
  16522. <p>Content provided by <strong>Portaxx</strong>.</p>
  16523. <p>Edited by <strong>Portaxx</strong>.</p>
  16524. <p>In this outtake from episode 47 (In The World of Dragon Dildos, Is The Chin Wattle Man King?), we come across a thread where Bad Dragon customers freely discuss the times that their masturbation routines went unexpectedly. Absolute horror ensues.</p>
  16525. ]]>
  16526. </content:encoded>
  16527. <itunes:summary>In this outtake from episode 47 (In The World of Dragon Dildos, Is The Chin Wattle Man King?), we come across a thread where Bad Dragon customers freely discuss the times that their masturbation routines went unexpectedly. Absolute horror ensues.</itunes:summary>
  16528. <itunes:episode>out07</itunes:episode>
  16529. <itunes:title>Masturbation Gone Wrong [short]</itunes:title>
  16530. <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
  16531. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  16532. <itunes:subtitle>reading bad-dragon.com</itunes:subtitle>
  16533. <itunes:duration>17:00</itunes:duration>
  16534. </item>
  16535. <item>
  16536. <title>61: Any Cling You Want (You Got It)</title>
  16537. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/61</link>
  16538. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/61</guid>
  16539. <pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 17:52:00 CST</pubDate>
  16540. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_061.mp3" length="47000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  16541. <description>
  16542. We've been doing The F Plus podcast for a couple years now, so it's actually kind of an oversight on our part that we've never read stories about Roy Orbison. Or, more specifically, stories about Roy Orbison being completely wrapped up in clingfilm. Honestly, I can't imagine how we've avoided the subject for so long. This week, The F Plus finally experiences the greatest pleasure man has ever known. </description>
  16543. <content:encoded>
  16544. <![CDATA[
  16545. <p>with:
  16546. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  16547. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  16548. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  16549. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  16550. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  16551. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  16552. </p>
  16553. <p>reading:
  16554. <code>michaelkelly.artofeurope.com</code>
  16555. </p>
  16556. <p>Content provided by <strong>Zarla</strong>.</p>
  16557. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  16558. <p>We've been doing The F Plus podcast for a couple years now, so it's actually kind of an oversight on our part that we've never read stories about Roy Orbison. Or, more specifically, stories about Roy Orbison being completely wrapped up in clingfilm. Honestly, I can't imagine how we've avoided the subject for so long. This week, The F Plus finally experiences the greatest pleasure man has ever known.</p>
  16559. <p>Music used:
  16560. <ol>
  16561. <li>Roy Orbison - You Got It</li>
  16562. <li>Roy Orbison - Pretty Paper</li>
  16563. <li>Roy Orbison - Running Scared</li>
  16564. </ol>
  16565. </p>
  16566. ]]>
  16567. </content:encoded>
  16568. <itunes:summary>We've been doing The F Plus podcast for a couple years now, so it's actually kind of an oversight on our part that we've never read stories about Roy Orbison. Or, more specifically, stories about Roy Orbison being completely wrapped up in clingfilm. Honestly, I can't imagine how we've avoided the subject for so long. This week, The F Plus finally experiences the greatest pleasure man has ever known.</itunes:summary>
  16569. <itunes:episode>61</itunes:episode>
  16570. <itunes:title>Any Cling You Want (You Got It)</itunes:title>
  16571. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  16572. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  16573. <itunes:subtitle>reading michaelkelly.artofeurope.com</itunes:subtitle>
  16574. <itunes:duration>1:06:23</itunes:duration>
  16575. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/61/ep61.jpg</image>
  16576. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/61/ep61-150x150.jpg" />
  16577. </item>
  16578. <item>
  16579. <title>live2b: F Plus Live 2 | F Plus Improves Your Life | Part 2</title>
  16580. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/live2b</link>
  16581. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/live2b</guid>
  16582. <pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2011 22:01:00 CST</pubDate>
  16583. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_live_2b.mp3" length="74000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  16584. <description>
  16585. Part Two of F Plus Live 2 starts out a little dirty, but eventually we wipe up the floor.
  16586.  
  16587. Lemon ft. bumpgrrl: Lemon's Craft Corner (using Make Your Own Sex Toys by Matt Pagett)
  16588. Jimmyfranks: The Fine Art of Erotic Talk by Bonnie Gabriel
  16589. bumpgrrl: The Power of Your Subconscious Mind by Joseph Murphy
  16590. Lemon: How To Be A Sexual God In 3 Easy Lessons by Dusty White
  16591. Portaxx: 10, 000 Ways to Say I Love You by Gregory Godek
  16592. Isfahan: Mentalist Martial Arts by Ryan Blumenthal
  16593.  
  16594. </description>
  16595. <content:encoded>
  16596. <![CDATA[
  16597. <p>with:
  16598. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  16599. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  16600. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bumpgrrl">bumpgrrl</a>
  16601. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  16602. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  16603. </p>
  16604. <p>Part Two of F Plus Live 2 starts out a little dirty, but eventually we wipe up the floor.</p>
  16605. <ol>
  16606. <li><strong>Lemon ft. bumpgrrl</strong>: Lemon's Craft Corner <em>(using Make Your Own Sex Toys by Matt Pagett)</em></li>
  16607. <li><strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>: The Fine Art of Erotic Talk <em>by Bonnie Gabriel</em></li>
  16608. <li><strong>bumpgrrl</strong>: The Power of Your Subconscious Mind <em>by Joseph Murphy</em></li>
  16609. <li><strong>Lemon</strong>: How To Be A Sexual God In 3 Easy Lessons <em>by Dusty White</em></li>
  16610. <li><strong>Portaxx</strong>: 10, 000 Ways to Say I Love You <em>by Gregory Godek</em></li>
  16611. <li><strong>Isfahan</strong>: Mentalist Martial Arts <em>by Ryan Blumenthal</em></li>
  16612. </ol>
  16613. <figure class="video"><iframe src="//youtube.com/embed/MYneQsYaWz0" frameborder="0" webkitallowfullscreen="true" mozallowfullscreen="true" allowfullscreen="true"></iframe></figure>
  16614. <p>Music used:
  16615. <ol>
  16616. <li>STOG ft. Lemon - Lemon's Craft Corner Theme</li>
  16617. <li>Poison - Talk Dirty To Me</li>
  16618. <li>Echo & The Bunnymen - All In Your Mind</li>
  16619. <li>Lovage - Anger Management</li>
  16620. <li>Annie Lennox - No More I Love Yous</li>
  16621. <li>WAR - Why Can't We Be Friends?</li>
  16622. </ol>
  16623. </p>
  16624. ]]>
  16625. </content:encoded>
  16626. <itunes:summary>Part Two of F Plus Live 2 starts out a little dirty, but eventually we wipe up the floor.
  16627.  
  16628. Lemon ft. bumpgrrl: Lemon's Craft Corner (using Make Your Own Sex Toys by Matt Pagett)
  16629. Jimmyfranks: The Fine Art of Erotic Talk by Bonnie Gabriel
  16630. bumpgrrl: The Power of Your Subconscious Mind by Joseph Murphy
  16631. Lemon: How To Be A Sexual God In 3 Easy Lessons by Dusty White
  16632. Portaxx: 10, 000 Ways to Say I Love You by Gregory Godek
  16633. Isfahan: Mentalist Martial Arts by Ryan Blumenthal
  16634.  
  16635. </itunes:summary>
  16636. <itunes:episode>live2b</itunes:episode>
  16637. <itunes:title>F Plus Live 2 | F Plus Improves Your Life | Part 2</itunes:title>
  16638. <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
  16639. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  16640. <itunes:subtitle>Part Two of F Plus Live 2 starts out a little dirty, but eventually we wipe up the floor.  Lemon…</itunes:subtitle>
  16641. <itunes:duration>1:43:12</itunes:duration>
  16642. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/live2b/live2b.jpg</image>
  16643. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/live2b/live2b-400x400.jpg" />
  16644. </item>
  16645. <item>
  16646. <title>live2a: F Plus Live 2 | F Plus Improves Your Life | Part 1</title>
  16647. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/live2a</link>
  16648. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/live2a</guid>
  16649. <pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2011 04:04:00 CST</pubDate>
  16650. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_live_2a.mp3" length="60000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  16651. <description>
  16652. In our second live show, The F Plus Improves Your Life with the following readings...
  16653.  
  16654. Kumquatxop: Here's The Situation by The Situation
  16655. Boots Raingear: How to Good-bye Depression by by Hiroyuki Nishigaki
  16656. Jack Chick: The Love Voodoo Kit by Voodoo Lou
  16657. STOG The Power (The Secret) by Rhonda Byrne
  16658. John Toast: Every Young Man's Battle by Stephen Arterburn
  16659.  
  16660. </description>
  16661. <content:encoded>
  16662. <![CDATA[
  16663. <p>with:
  16664. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  16665. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  16666. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  16667. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  16668. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  16669. </p>
  16670. <p>In our second live show, <strong>The F Plus Improves Your Life</strong> with the following readings...</p>
  16671. <ol>
  16672. <li><strong>Kumquatxop</strong>: Here's The Situation <em>by The Situation</em></li>
  16673. <li><strong>Boots Raingear</strong>: How to Good-bye Depression <em>by by Hiroyuki Nishigaki</em></li>
  16674. <li><strong>Jack Chick</strong>: The Love Voodoo Kit <em>by Voodoo Lou</em></li>
  16675. <li><strong>STOG</strong> The Power (The Secret) <em>by Rhonda Byrne</em></li>
  16676. <li><strong>John Toast</strong>: Every Young Man's Battle <em>by Stephen Arterburn</em></li>
  16677. </ol>
  16678. <figure class="video"><iframe src="//youtube.com/embed/nRYswTXDYog" frameborder="0" webkitallowfullscreen="true" mozallowfullscreen="true" allowfullscreen="true"></iframe></figure>
  16679. <p>Music used:
  16680. <ol>
  16681. <li>TLC - No Scrubs</li>
  16682. <li>The Knife - We Share Our Mother's Health</li>
  16683. <li>Screamin' Jay Hawkins - I Put A Spell On You</li>
  16684. <li>Queens of the Stone Age - The Lost Art of Keeping A Secret</li>
  16685. <li>The Velvet Underground - Temptation Inside Your Heart</li>
  16686. </ol>
  16687. </p>
  16688. ]]>
  16689. </content:encoded>
  16690. <itunes:summary>In our second live show, The F Plus Improves Your Life with the following readings...
  16691.  
  16692. Kumquatxop: Here's The Situation by The Situation
  16693. Boots Raingear: How to Good-bye Depression by by Hiroyuki Nishigaki
  16694. Jack Chick: The Love Voodoo Kit by Voodoo Lou
  16695. STOG The Power (The Secret) by Rhonda Byrne
  16696. John Toast: Every Young Man's Battle by Stephen Arterburn
  16697.  
  16698. </itunes:summary>
  16699. <itunes:episode>live2a</itunes:episode>
  16700. <itunes:title>F Plus Live 2 | F Plus Improves Your Life | Part 1</itunes:title>
  16701. <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
  16702. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  16703. <itunes:subtitle>In our second live show, The F Plus Improves Your Life with the following readings...  Kumquatxop:…</itunes:subtitle>
  16704. <itunes:duration>1:23:44</itunes:duration>
  16705. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/live2a/live2a.jpg</image>
  16706. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/live2a/live2a-400x400.jpg" />
  16707. </item>
  16708. <item>
  16709. <title>59: Planet Moneygrubber</title>
  16710. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/59</link>
  16711. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/59</guid>
  16712. <pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2011 13:23:00 CST</pubDate>
  16713. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_059.mp3" length="46000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  16714. <description>
  16715. Starting any creative endeavor takes a lot of hard work, dilligence, business acumen and some amount of money. It used to be that you were expected to come up with all of that yourself, but with the internet being what it is, people have come to expect that other people should provide at least one of those important factors. To that end, we would like to introduce you to kickstarter.com - a site dedicated to enterpraneurs amassing capital by the time-tested means of asking someone else for it. It's kind of like panhandling, except they like to use the word investment. This week on The F Plus, you won't need to put down your controller to grab a snack. </description>
  16716. <content:encoded>
  16717. <![CDATA[
  16718. <p>with:
  16719. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  16720. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  16721. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  16722. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  16723. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  16724. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  16725. </p>
  16726. <p>reading:
  16727. <code>kickstarter.com</code>
  16728. </p>
  16729. <p>Content provided by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  16730. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  16731. <p>Starting any creative endeavor takes a lot of hard work, dilligence, business acumen and some amount of money. It used to be that you were expected to come up with all of that yourself, but with the internet being what it is, people have come to expect that other people should provide at least one of those important factors. To that end, we would like to introduce you to kickstarter.com - a site dedicated to enterpraneurs amassing capital by the time-tested means of asking someone else for it. It's kind of like panhandling, except they like to use the word investment. This week on The F Plus, you won't need to put down your controller to grab a snack.</p>
  16732. <p>Music used:
  16733. <ol>
  16734. <li>Spinal Tap - Gimme Some Money</li>
  16735. <li>Pet Shop Boys - Opportunity</li>
  16736. <li>Plies - Plenty Money</li>
  16737. <li>Mojo Nixon - Where The Hell Is My Money?</li>
  16738. </ol>
  16739. </p>
  16740. ]]>
  16741. </content:encoded>
  16742. <itunes:summary>Starting any creative endeavor takes a lot of hard work, dilligence, business acumen and some amount of money. It used to be that you were expected to come up with all of that yourself, but with the internet being what it is, people have come to expect that other people should provide at least one of those important factors. To that end, we would like to introduce you to kickstarter.com - a site dedicated to enterpraneurs amassing capital by the time-tested means of asking someone else for it. It's kind of like panhandling, except they like to use the word investment. This week on The F Plus, you won't need to put down your controller to grab a snack.</itunes:summary>
  16743. <itunes:episode>59</itunes:episode>
  16744. <itunes:title>Planet Moneygrubber</itunes:title>
  16745. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  16746. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  16747. <itunes:subtitle>reading kickstarter.com</itunes:subtitle>
  16748. <itunes:duration>1:05:00</itunes:duration>
  16749. </item>
  16750. <item>
  16751. <title>out08: The Otakindude Journal [short]</title>
  16752. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/out08</link>
  16753. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/out08</guid>
  16754. <pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2011 22:22:00 CST</pubDate>
  16755. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_out08.mp3" length="44000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  16756. <description>
  16757. This is the last in our series of shorts for a little while, while we get the F Plus Live audio prepped for public consumption. This is a six minute short originally recorded during episode 42 (The Childfree Hardcore Episode). In the episode, we had read a little piece from a guy named Otakindude, who was angry because he was too fat to be Henry. After reading his tirade, we found his livejournal, which is what we're reading here. What's Otakindude's religion? And how did he discover his vampire powers? You're about to find out! </description>
  16758. <content:encoded>
  16759. <![CDATA[
  16760. <p>with:
  16761. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  16762. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  16763. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  16764. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  16765. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  16766. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/tiff-dynamite">Tiff Dynamite</a>
  16767. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  16768. </p>
  16769. <p>reading:
  16770. <code>livejournal.com</code>
  16771. </p>
  16772. <p>Content provided by <strong>Portaxx</strong>.</p>
  16773. <p>Edited by <strong>Portaxx</strong>.</p>
  16774. <p>This is the last in our series of shorts for a little while, while we get the F Plus Live audio prepped for public consumption. This is a six minute short originally recorded during episode 42 (The Childfree Hardcore Episode). In the episode, we had read a little piece from a guy named Otakindude, who was angry because he was too fat to be Henry. After reading his tirade, we found his livejournal, which is what we're reading here. What's Otakindude's religion? And how did he discover his vampire powers? You're about to find out!</p>
  16775. <p>Music used:
  16776. <ol>
  16777. <li>Play! -  Theme of Laura</li>
  16778. </ol>
  16779. </p>
  16780. ]]>
  16781. </content:encoded>
  16782. <itunes:summary>This is the last in our series of shorts for a little while, while we get the F Plus Live audio prepped for public consumption. This is a six minute short originally recorded during episode 42 (The Childfree Hardcore Episode). In the episode, we had read a little piece from a guy named Otakindude, who was angry because he was too fat to be Henry. After reading his tirade, we found his livejournal, which is what we're reading here. What's Otakindude's religion? And how did he discover his vampire powers? You're about to find out!</itunes:summary>
  16783. <itunes:episode>out08</itunes:episode>
  16784. <itunes:title>The Otakindude Journal [short]</itunes:title>
  16785. <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
  16786. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  16787. <itunes:subtitle>reading livejournal.com</itunes:subtitle>
  16788. <itunes:duration>6:18</itunes:duration>
  16789. </item>
  16790. <item>
  16791. <title>60: The Best Crowning Podcast of Awesome Greatness</title>
  16792. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/60</link>
  16793. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/60</guid>
  16794. <pubDate>Sun, 18 Sep 2011 10:40:00 CST</pubDate>
  16795. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_060b.mp3" length="47000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  16796. <description>
  16797. The Austrian-born philosopher Ludwig Wittgenstein contended that a man could never truly know the mind of any other man. His belief was that language and thought are just too dissimilar in concept that to use one to explain the other is at best insufficent and at worst a fruitless excercise. Now it's about 70 years later, and we've all learned how to say “it's just like that one Star Trek episode.” TV Tropes is a community that defines and catalogues the shortcuts used in modern fiction, but this week, The F Plus is going to learn a little bit about these TV Tropers, and why so many of them are so gosh darn terrific. </description>
  16798. <content:encoded>
  16799. <![CDATA[
  16800. <p>with:
  16801. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  16802. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  16803. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  16804. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  16805. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  16806. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  16807. </p>
  16808. <p>reading:
  16809. <code>tvtropes.com</code>
  16810. </p>
  16811. <p>Content provided by <strong>Kumquatxop</strong>.</p>
  16812. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  16813. <p>The Austrian-born philosopher Ludwig Wittgenstein contended that a man could never truly know the mind of any other man. His belief was that language and thought are just too dissimilar in concept that to use one to explain the other is at best insufficent and at worst a fruitless excercise. Now it's about 70 years later, and we've all learned how to say “it's just like that one Star Trek episode.” TV Tropes is a community that defines and catalogues the shortcuts used in modern fiction, but this week, The F Plus is going to learn a little bit about these TV Tropers, and why so many of them are so gosh darn terrific.</p>
  16814. <p>Music used:
  16815. <ol>
  16816. <li>Michael Jackson - Bad</li>
  16817. <li>Black Flag - TV Party</li>
  16818. </ol>
  16819. </p>
  16820. ]]>
  16821. </content:encoded>
  16822. <itunes:summary>The Austrian-born philosopher Ludwig Wittgenstein contended that a man could never truly know the mind of any other man. His belief was that language and thought are just too dissimilar in concept that to use one to explain the other is at best insufficent and at worst a fruitless excercise. Now it's about 70 years later, and we've all learned how to say “it's just like that one Star Trek episode.” TV Tropes is a community that defines and catalogues the shortcuts used in modern fiction, but this week, The F Plus is going to learn a little bit about these TV Tropers, and why so many of them are so gosh darn terrific.</itunes:summary>
  16823. <itunes:episode>60</itunes:episode>
  16824. <itunes:title>The Best Crowning Podcast of Awesome Greatness</itunes:title>
  16825. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  16826. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  16827. <itunes:subtitle>reading tvtropes.com</itunes:subtitle>
  16828. <itunes:duration>1:05:00</itunes:duration>
  16829. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/60/ep60.jpg</image>
  16830. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/60/ep60-429x429.jpg" />
  16831. </item>
  16832. <item>
  16833. <title>58: I Can't Believe It's Entirely Butter!</title>
  16834. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/58</link>
  16835. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/58</guid>
  16836. <pubDate>Sat, 03 Sep 2011 22:26:00 CST</pubDate>
  16837. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_058b.mp3" length="41000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  16838. <description>
  16839. We've been looking into your Facebook updates, and we've noticed you've been good all summer. You've been eating healthier, cutting down on sugary drinks, even getting a reasonable amount of excercise this year. Yes indeed, it's been work, but we've noticed you're looking a lot better and you don't seem quite as depressed as you used to be. But guess what? Summer's over. So let's get you back to your old habits. From the very fattest locations of AllRecipes.com to the most criminally negligant Food Network celebrities, we're going to be reading recipes that will make your arteries clog just from the sound of it. This week on The F Plus, it's all gonna look like poo poo. </description>
  16840. <content:encoded>
  16841. <![CDATA[
  16842. <p>with:
  16843. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  16844. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  16845. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  16846. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  16847. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  16848. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  16849. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  16850. </p>
  16851. <p>reading:
  16852. <code>allrecipes.com.foodnetwork.com</code>
  16853. </p>
  16854. <p>Content provided by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  16855. <p>Edited by <strong>Portaxx</strong>.</p>
  16856. <p>We've been looking into your Facebook updates, and we've noticed you've been good all summer. You've been eating healthier, cutting down on sugary drinks, even getting a reasonable amount of excercise this year. Yes indeed, it's been work, but we've noticed you're looking a lot better and you don't seem quite as depressed as you used to be. But guess what? Summer's over. So let's get you back to your old habits. From the very fattest locations of AllRecipes.com to the most criminally negligant Food Network celebrities, we're going to be reading recipes that will make your arteries clog just from the sound of it. This week on The F Plus, it's all gonna look like poo poo.</p>
  16857. <p>Music used:
  16858. <ol>
  16859. <li>Lazytown - Cooking By The Book</li>
  16860. <li>Louis Jordan and the Tympany Five - Beans And Cornbread</li>
  16861. </ol>
  16862. </p>
  16863. ]]>
  16864. </content:encoded>
  16865. <itunes:summary>We've been looking into your Facebook updates, and we've noticed you've been good all summer. You've been eating healthier, cutting down on sugary drinks, even getting a reasonable amount of excercise this year. Yes indeed, it's been work, but we've noticed you're looking a lot better and you don't seem quite as depressed as you used to be. But guess what? Summer's over. So let's get you back to your old habits. From the very fattest locations of AllRecipes.com to the most criminally negligant Food Network celebrities, we're going to be reading recipes that will make your arteries clog just from the sound of it. This week on The F Plus, it's all gonna look like poo poo.</itunes:summary>
  16866. <itunes:episode>58</itunes:episode>
  16867. <itunes:title>I Can't Believe It's Entirely Butter!</itunes:title>
  16868. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  16869. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  16870. <itunes:subtitle>reading allrecipes.com.foodnetwork.com</itunes:subtitle>
  16871. <itunes:duration>1:01:09</itunes:duration>
  16872. </item>
  16873. <item>
  16874. <title>57: Gotta Poke 'Em All</title>
  16875. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/57</link>
  16876. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/57</guid>
  16877. <pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2011 18:57:00 CST</pubDate>
  16878. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_057.mp3" length="32000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  16879. <description>
  16880. Since the dawn of the moving picture, studios have produced cartoons to appeal to a younger audience. These cartoons are typically colorful, whimsical, and unscrupulously cynical in their approach to selling merchandise to an impressionable and undiscerning fanbase. And since the dawn of the internet, this very same fanbase has demonstrated their psycho-sexual attraction to these cartoons that only wanted to sell them junk. To that end, we present you with Pokégirls - one man's fantasy to create an entire race of anthropomorphic beastgirls forced into sexual servitude and apparently being fine with it. This week on The F Plus, we take The Elite Whore Challenge*.
  16881. (Portaxx assures us that joke is funny.) </description>
  16882. <content:encoded>
  16883. <![CDATA[
  16884. <p>with:
  16885. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  16886. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  16887. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  16888. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  16889. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  16890. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  16891. </p>
  16892. <p>reading:
  16893. <code>angelfire.com</code>
  16894. </p>
  16895. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  16896. <p>Since the dawn of the moving picture, studios have produced cartoons to appeal to a younger audience. These cartoons are typically colorful, whimsical, and unscrupulously cynical in their approach to selling merchandise to an impressionable and undiscerning fanbase. And since the dawn of the internet, this very same fanbase has demonstrated their psycho-sexual attraction to these cartoons that only wanted to sell them junk. To that end, we present you with Pokégirls - one man's fantasy to create an entire race of anthropomorphic beastgirls forced into sexual servitude and apparently being fine with it. This week on The F Plus, we take The Elite Whore Challenge*.</p>
  16897. <p>(Portaxx assures us that joke is funny.)</p>
  16898. <p>Music used:
  16899. <ol>
  16900. <li>Smashing...Live! - Pokemon Medley</li>
  16901. <li>Pokemon Black/White OST - To Their Respective Futures</li>
  16902. </ol>
  16903. </p>
  16904. ]]>
  16905. </content:encoded>
  16906. <itunes:summary>Since the dawn of the moving picture, studios have produced cartoons to appeal to a younger audience. These cartoons are typically colorful, whimsical, and unscrupulously cynical in their approach to selling merchandise to an impressionable and undiscerning fanbase. And since the dawn of the internet, this very same fanbase has demonstrated their psycho-sexual attraction to these cartoons that only wanted to sell them junk. To that end, we present you with Pokégirls - one man's fantasy to create an entire race of anthropomorphic beastgirls forced into sexual servitude and apparently being fine with it. This week on The F Plus, we take The Elite Whore Challenge*.
  16907. (Portaxx assures us that joke is funny.)</itunes:summary>
  16908. <itunes:episode>57</itunes:episode>
  16909. <itunes:title>Gotta Poke 'Em All</itunes:title>
  16910. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  16911. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  16912. <itunes:subtitle>reading angelfire.com</itunes:subtitle>
  16913. <itunes:duration>1:03:10</itunes:duration>
  16914. </item>
  16915. <item>
  16916. <title>56: Excuse Me, May I See Your Water Selection?</title>
  16917. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/56</link>
  16918. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/56</guid>
  16919. <pubDate>Sat, 06 Aug 2011 22:37:00 CST</pubDate>
  16920. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_056.mp3" length="32000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  16921. <description>
  16922. As a species, humans have a small list of needs, a larger list of wants, and an even larger list of things to get arrogent and pissy about. This episode is all about water, specifically bottled water, which (as it turns out) can fit all three of these categories. Much in the same way that certain self-professed experts can wax poetic on the merits of certain wine vintages, there's a small but growing number of people who would like to share their enthusiasm for water, and just like the wine guys, they seem to be making most of this stuff up. This week, The F Plus gives the internet a thousand dollar swirlie. </description>
  16923. <content:encoded>
  16924. <![CDATA[
  16925. <p>with:
  16926. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  16927. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bumpgrrl">bumpgrrl</a>
  16928. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  16929. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  16930. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lou-fernandez">Lou Fernandez</a>
  16931. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  16932. </p>
  16933. <p>reading:
  16934. <code>finewaters.com</code>
  16935. </p>
  16936. <p>Content provided by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  16937. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  16938. <p>As a species, humans have a small list of needs, a larger list of wants, and an even larger list of things to get arrogent and pissy about. This episode is all about water, specifically bottled water, which (as it turns out) can fit all three of these categories. Much in the same way that certain self-professed experts can wax poetic on the merits of certain wine vintages, there's a small but growing number of people who would like to share their enthusiasm for water, and just like the wine guys, they seem to be making most of this stuff up. This week, The F Plus gives the internet a thousand dollar swirlie.</p>
  16939. <p>Music used:
  16940. <ol>
  16941. <li>Tom Waits - Cold Water</li>
  16942. <li>Princess Superstar - Wet! Wet! Wet!</li>
  16943. <li>Prince & The New Power Generation - Money Don't Matter 2 Nite</li>
  16944. <li>Merle Haggard - The Bottle Let Me Down</li>
  16945. </ol>
  16946. </p>
  16947. ]]>
  16948. </content:encoded>
  16949. <itunes:summary>As a species, humans have a small list of needs, a larger list of wants, and an even larger list of things to get arrogent and pissy about. This episode is all about water, specifically bottled water, which (as it turns out) can fit all three of these categories. Much in the same way that certain self-professed experts can wax poetic on the merits of certain wine vintages, there's a small but growing number of people who would like to share their enthusiasm for water, and just like the wine guys, they seem to be making most of this stuff up. This week, The F Plus gives the internet a thousand dollar swirlie.</itunes:summary>
  16950. <itunes:episode>56</itunes:episode>
  16951. <itunes:title>Excuse Me, May I See Your Water Selection?</itunes:title>
  16952. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  16953. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  16954. <itunes:subtitle>reading finewaters.com</itunes:subtitle>
  16955. <itunes:duration>48:07</itunes:duration>
  16956. </item>
  16957. <item>
  16958. <title>55: The Ship Vas Crash Like Boom</title>
  16959. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/55</link>
  16960. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/55</guid>
  16961. <pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2011 13:17:00 CST</pubDate>
  16962. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_055.mp3" length="40000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  16963. <description>
  16964. When you hear the words &quot;bad fiction&quot;, there's a lot of different things that might come to mind. Perhaps you think of the works of completely inept but infuriatingly popular writers like Dan Brown or Danielle Steel. And one day, we'll get to writers like those. But for now, we have Storyprovider - a Finnish fanfic writer who, in a sentence, will misspell as many words as he spells correctly. This week, The F Plus would like to recommend the Army Fried Gyu. </description>
  16965. <content:encoded>
  16966. <![CDATA[
  16967. <p>with:
  16968. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  16969. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  16970. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  16971. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  16972. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  16973. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  16974. </p>
  16975. <p>reading:
  16976. <code>fanfiction.net</code>
  16977. </p>
  16978. <p>Content provided by <strong>Acierocolotl</strong>.</p>
  16979. <p>Edited by <strong>Acierocolotl</strong>.</p>
  16980. <p>When you hear the words &quot;bad fiction&quot;, there's a lot of different things that might come to mind. Perhaps you think of the works of completely inept but infuriatingly popular writers like Dan Brown or Danielle Steel. And one day, we'll get to writers like those. But for now, we have Storyprovider - a Finnish fanfic writer who, in a sentence, will misspell as many words as he spells correctly. This week, The F Plus would like to recommend the Army Fried Gyu.</p>
  16981. <p>Music used:
  16982. <ol>
  16983. <li>Seeed - Ding</li>
  16984. <li>Serious Sam Second Encounter - Christmas Fight Music</li>
  16985. <li>John Williams - Indiana Jones Theme</li>
  16986. <li>John Williams - Star Wars Theme</li>
  16987. <li>John Williams - Superman Theme</li>
  16988. <li>Seeed - Dancehall Caballeros</li>
  16989. <li>Seeed - Tight Pants</li>
  16990. </ol>
  16991. </p>
  16992. ]]>
  16993. </content:encoded>
  16994. <itunes:summary>When you hear the words &quot;bad fiction&quot;, there's a lot of different things that might come to mind. Perhaps you think of the works of completely inept but infuriatingly popular writers like Dan Brown or Danielle Steel. And one day, we'll get to writers like those. But for now, we have Storyprovider - a Finnish fanfic writer who, in a sentence, will misspell as many words as he spells correctly. This week, The F Plus would like to recommend the Army Fried Gyu.</itunes:summary>
  16995. <itunes:episode>55</itunes:episode>
  16996. <itunes:title>The Ship Vas Crash Like Boom</itunes:title>
  16997. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  16998. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  16999. <itunes:subtitle>reading fanfiction.net</itunes:subtitle>
  17000. <itunes:duration>55:39</itunes:duration>
  17001. </item>
  17002. <item>
  17003. <title>54: Yum, Slurp and Drool</title>
  17004. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/54</link>
  17005. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/54</guid>
  17006. <pubDate>Thu, 14 Jul 2011 15:17:00 CST</pubDate>
  17007. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_054.mp3" length="46000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  17008. <description>
  17009. This is an episode all about vore. If you don't know what the word &quot;vore&quot; means, then you can consider yourself morally pure. You don't spent a lot of time on the internet looking up creepy fetishes, and you're probably living a healthier and more productive life because of it. Unlucky for you, you're about to lose that innocence. Vore is a fetish wherein people eat other people. It's not cannibalism, that's something else. This is a thing about people eating other people whole. I'm sure the community for this will be well-rounded and reasonable. This week, The F Plus asks to Super Size our meal. </description>
  17010. <content:encoded>
  17011. <![CDATA[
  17012. <p>with:
  17013. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  17014. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  17015. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  17016. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  17017. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  17018. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  17019. </p>
  17020. <p>reading:
  17021. <code>aryion.com</code>
  17022. </p>
  17023. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  17024. <p>This is an episode all about vore. If you don't know what the word &quot;vore&quot; means, then you can consider yourself morally pure. You don't spent a lot of time on the internet looking up creepy fetishes, and you're probably living a healthier and more productive life because of it. Unlucky for you, you're about to lose that innocence. Vore is a fetish wherein people eat other people. It's not cannibalism, that's something else. This is a thing about people eating other people whole. I'm sure the community for this will be well-rounded and reasonable. This week, The F Plus asks to Super Size our meal.</p>
  17025. <p>Music used:
  17026. <ol>
  17027. <li>Tone Lōc - If I'm Gonna Eat Somebody</li>
  17028. <li>Sheb Wooley - Purple People Eater</li>
  17029. <li>Toto Coelo - I Eat Cannibals</li>
  17030. </ol>
  17031. </p>
  17032. ]]>
  17033. </content:encoded>
  17034. <itunes:summary>This is an episode all about vore. If you don't know what the word &quot;vore&quot; means, then you can consider yourself morally pure. You don't spent a lot of time on the internet looking up creepy fetishes, and you're probably living a healthier and more productive life because of it. Unlucky for you, you're about to lose that innocence. Vore is a fetish wherein people eat other people. It's not cannibalism, that's something else. This is a thing about people eating other people whole. I'm sure the community for this will be well-rounded and reasonable. This week, The F Plus asks to Super Size our meal.</itunes:summary>
  17035. <itunes:episode>54</itunes:episode>
  17036. <itunes:title>Yum, Slurp and Drool</itunes:title>
  17037. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  17038. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  17039. <itunes:subtitle>reading aryion.com</itunes:subtitle>
  17040. <itunes:duration>1:04:46</itunes:duration>
  17041. </item>
  17042. <item>
  17043. <title>53: Socks, Bots and Burps</title>
  17044. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/53</link>
  17045. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/53</guid>
  17046. <pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2011 21:34:00 CST</pubDate>
  17047. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_053.mp3" length="38000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  17048. <description>
  17049. Some of our favorite F+ content has come to us, unsolicited, by our listeners. Honestly, I don't know how it is that you're coming across this kind of reading material, but I'm glad you do. To that end, we're offering three profoundly strange listener submissions: The first is fiction involving a transmogrification fetish, the second is a confession of one woman's love for a Peterbilt truck, and the third? Burp fetish. Yes, you read that right, burp fetish. This week, The F Plus tries to find their missing sock. </description>
  17050. <content:encoded>
  17051. <![CDATA[
  17052. <p>with:
  17053. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  17054. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  17055. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  17056. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  17057. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  17058. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  17059. </p>
  17060. <p>reading:
  17061. <code>cyoc.net</code>
  17062. <code>deviantart.com</code>
  17063. <code>burpfetishforms.net</code>
  17064. </p>
  17065. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  17066. <p>Some of our favorite F+ content has come to us, unsolicited, by our listeners. Honestly, I don't know how it is that you're coming across this kind of reading material, but I'm glad you do. To that end, we're offering three profoundly strange listener submissions: The first is fiction involving a transmogrification fetish, the second is a confession of one woman's love for a Peterbilt truck, and the third? Burp fetish. Yes, you read that right, burp fetish. This week, The F Plus tries to find their missing sock.</p>
  17067. <p>Music used:
  17068. <ol>
  17069. <li>American Breed - Bend Me Shape Me</li>
  17070. <li>Transformers Theme</li>
  17071. <li>Sammy Davis Jr. - Plop Plop Fizz Fizz</li>
  17072. </ol>
  17073. </p>
  17074. ]]>
  17075. </content:encoded>
  17076. <itunes:summary>Some of our favorite F+ content has come to us, unsolicited, by our listeners. Honestly, I don't know how it is that you're coming across this kind of reading material, but I'm glad you do. To that end, we're offering three profoundly strange listener submissions: The first is fiction involving a transmogrification fetish, the second is a confession of one woman's love for a Peterbilt truck, and the third? Burp fetish. Yes, you read that right, burp fetish. This week, The F Plus tries to find their missing sock.</itunes:summary>
  17077. <itunes:episode>53</itunes:episode>
  17078. <itunes:title>Socks, Bots and Burps</itunes:title>
  17079. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  17080. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  17081. <itunes:subtitle>reading cyoc.net,deviantart.com,burpfetishforms.net</itunes:subtitle>
  17082. <itunes:duration>1:02:25</itunes:duration>
  17083. </item>
  17084. <item>
  17085. <title>52: How To Listen To A Podcast (Advanced Users)</title>
  17086. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/52</link>
  17087. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/52</guid>
  17088. <pubDate>Sat, 25 Jun 2011 10:35:00 CST</pubDate>
  17089. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_052.mp3" length="45000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  17090. <description>
  17091. Yes, it's another WikiHow episode. No, it's not a re-run. Frankly, Boots has been wanting to record a second WikiHow episode since we finished recording the first one, and he's got a point. There's really so much additional ground we need to cover, it would be downright irresponsible for us to think we've taught you enough. We're covering the words of teenagers, misogynists, morons, nerds and perverts, all of whom have helpful advice for you. This week, The F Plus finishes Step Twelve. </description>
  17092. <content:encoded>
  17093. <![CDATA[
  17094. <p>with:
  17095. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  17096. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  17097. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  17098. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  17099. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  17100. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  17101. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  17102. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  17103. </p>
  17104. <p>reading:
  17105. <code>wikihow.com</code>
  17106. </p>
  17107. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  17108. <p>Yes, it's another WikiHow episode. No, it's not a re-run. Frankly, Boots has been wanting to record a second WikiHow episode since we finished recording the first one, and he's got a point. There's really so much additional ground we need to cover, it would be downright irresponsible for us to think we've taught you enough. We're covering the words of teenagers, misogynists, morons, nerds and perverts, all of whom have helpful advice for you. This week, The F Plus finishes Step Twelve.</p>
  17109. <p>Music used:
  17110. <ol>
  17111. <li>Hidden Cameras - Underage</li>
  17112. <li>Hidden Cameras - Golden Stream</li>
  17113. <li>Hidden Cameras - I Believe In The Good of Life</li>
  17114. </ol>
  17115. </p>
  17116. ]]>
  17117. </content:encoded>
  17118. <itunes:summary>Yes, it's another WikiHow episode. No, it's not a re-run. Frankly, Boots has been wanting to record a second WikiHow episode since we finished recording the first one, and he's got a point. There's really so much additional ground we need to cover, it would be downright irresponsible for us to think we've taught you enough. We're covering the words of teenagers, misogynists, morons, nerds and perverts, all of whom have helpful advice for you. This week, The F Plus finishes Step Twelve.</itunes:summary>
  17119. <itunes:episode>52</itunes:episode>
  17120. <itunes:title>How To Listen To A Podcast (Advanced Users)</itunes:title>
  17121. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  17122. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  17123. <itunes:subtitle>reading wikihow.com</itunes:subtitle>
  17124. <itunes:duration>1:03:38</itunes:duration>
  17125. </item>
  17126. <item>
  17127. <title>51: She Thinks My Sex Are Spexy</title>
  17128. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/51</link>
  17129. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/51</guid>
  17130. <pubDate>Sat, 18 Jun 2011 12:54:00 CST</pubDate>
  17131. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_051.mp3" length="22000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  17132. <description>
  17133. If you've listened to the F Plus for any length of time, you've probably found yourself familiarized with certain obscure fetishes. And while some of these fetishes have been really strange, there's always a portion of the listenership that was already familiar with this subculture. That trend ends now. What we have here is a community of men and women who are really turned on by poor eyesight. People for whom the height of eroticism is ophthalmology exams with really poor numbers. This week on the F Plus, we let STOG sing a country song. </description>
  17134. <content:encoded>
  17135. <![CDATA[
  17136. <p>with:
  17137. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  17138. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  17139. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  17140. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  17141. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  17142. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  17143. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  17144. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  17145. </p>
  17146. <p>reading:
  17147. <code>bobbygoc.sweb.cz</code>
  17148. </p>
  17149. <p>Content provided by <strong>Portaxx</strong>.</p>
  17150. <p>Edited by <strong>Portaxx</strong>.</p>
  17151. <p>If you've listened to the F Plus for any length of time, you've probably found yourself familiarized with certain obscure fetishes. And while some of these fetishes have been really strange, there's always a portion of the listenership that was already familiar with this subculture. That trend ends now. What we have here is a community of men and women who are really turned on by poor eyesight. People for whom the height of eroticism is ophthalmology exams with really poor numbers. This week on the F Plus, we let STOG sing a country song.</p>
  17152. <p>Music used:
  17153. <ol>
  17154. <li>Johnny Nash - I Can See Clearly Now</li>
  17155. <li>Ray Charles - I Can See Clearly Now</li>
  17156. <li>Kenny Chesney - She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy</li>
  17157. </ol>
  17158. </p>
  17159. ]]>
  17160. </content:encoded>
  17161. <itunes:summary>If you've listened to the F Plus for any length of time, you've probably found yourself familiarized with certain obscure fetishes. And while some of these fetishes have been really strange, there's always a portion of the listenership that was already familiar with this subculture. That trend ends now. What we have here is a community of men and women who are really turned on by poor eyesight. People for whom the height of eroticism is ophthalmology exams with really poor numbers. This week on the F Plus, we let STOG sing a country song.</itunes:summary>
  17162. <itunes:episode>51</itunes:episode>
  17163. <itunes:title>She Thinks My Sex Are Spexy</itunes:title>
  17164. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  17165. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  17166. <itunes:subtitle>reading bobbygoc.sweb.cz</itunes:subtitle>
  17167. <itunes:duration>1:02:36</itunes:duration>
  17168. </item>
  17169. <item>
  17170. <title>50: What's Louisville Got To Do With It?</title>
  17171. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/50</link>
  17172. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/50</guid>
  17173. <pubDate>Sun, 05 Jun 2011 17:30:00 CST</pubDate>
  17174. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_050b.mp3" length="42000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  17175. <description>
  17176. Over the last couple months, the so-called &quot;legitimate press&quot; has spent time talking about the extension of the USA PATRIOT Act, legislation which has allowed the US Government to secretly monitor its citizens since 2001. But really, so what!? It barely makes a hill of beans of difference when you consider the sophisticated audio, video, microwave, laser and improvizational surveillance which the goverment has put in place specifically to annoy some woman named Connie Marshall. This week, The F Plus rethinks their millinery choices. (Look it up) </description>
  17177. <content:encoded>
  17178. <![CDATA[
  17179. <p>with:
  17180. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  17181. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  17182. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  17183. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  17184. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  17185. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  17186. </p>
  17187. <p>reading:
  17188. <code>justiceforallcitizens.com</code>
  17189. </p>
  17190. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  17191. <p>Over the last couple months, the so-called &quot;legitimate press&quot; has spent time talking about the extension of the USA PATRIOT Act, legislation which has allowed the US Government to secretly monitor its citizens since 2001. But really, so what!? It barely makes a hill of beans of difference when you consider the sophisticated audio, video, microwave, laser and improvizational surveillance which the goverment has put in place specifically to annoy some woman named Connie Marshall. This week, The F Plus rethinks their millinery choices. (Look it up)</p>
  17192. <p>Music used:
  17193. <ol>
  17194. <li>Dead Milkmen - I Against Osbourne</li>
  17195. <li>Mojo Nixon - My TV Is Watching Me</li>
  17196. <li>TI ft/ Rhianna - Live Your Life</li>
  17197. <li>Soul Coughing - Unmarked Helicopters</li>
  17198. </ol>
  17199. </p>
  17200. ]]>
  17201. </content:encoded>
  17202. <itunes:summary>Over the last couple months, the so-called &quot;legitimate press&quot; has spent time talking about the extension of the USA PATRIOT Act, legislation which has allowed the US Government to secretly monitor its citizens since 2001. But really, so what!? It barely makes a hill of beans of difference when you consider the sophisticated audio, video, microwave, laser and improvizational surveillance which the goverment has put in place specifically to annoy some woman named Connie Marshall. This week, The F Plus rethinks their millinery choices. (Look it up)</itunes:summary>
  17203. <itunes:episode>50</itunes:episode>
  17204. <itunes:title>What's Louisville Got To Do With It?</itunes:title>
  17205. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  17206. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  17207. <itunes:subtitle>reading justiceforallcitizens.com</itunes:subtitle>
  17208. <itunes:duration>1:02:29</itunes:duration>
  17209. </item>
  17210. <item>
  17211. <title>49: Reno Iz Drest In A Kostoom</title>
  17212. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/49</link>
  17213. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/49</guid>
  17214. <pubDate>Fri, 27 May 2011 10:31:00 CST</pubDate>
  17215. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_049.mp3" length="42000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  17216. <description>
  17217. Poorly constructed news reports and badly writen books will often speak about the &quot;digital lives&quot; that the anonymity of the internet afford us all. In the world of a MUCK (or multi-user chat kingdom), players can create an artificial personality and then use it to have artificial sex with other artificial personalities. And if that already sounds gross, it's gonna get worse when you're dealiing with people who have no idea how the female body works. This week, the F Plus finds new uses for the heart shaped box. </description>
  17218. <content:encoded>
  17219. <![CDATA[
  17220. <p>with:
  17221. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  17222. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  17223. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  17224. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  17225. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  17226. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  17227. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/zarla">Zarla</a>
  17228. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  17229. </p>
  17230. <p>Content provided by <strong>Acierocolotl</strong>.</p>
  17231. <p>Edited by <strong>Portaxx</strong>.</p>
  17232. <p>Poorly constructed news reports and badly writen books will often speak about the &quot;digital lives&quot; that the anonymity of the internet afford us all. In the world of a MUCK (or multi-user chat kingdom), players can create an artificial personality and then use it to have artificial sex with other artificial personalities. And if that already sounds gross, it's gonna get worse when you're dealiing with people who have no idea how the female body works. This week, the F Plus finds new uses for the heart shaped box.</p>
  17233. <p>Music used:
  17234. <ol>
  17235. <li>Vision F - Can Be Real</li>
  17236. </ol>
  17237. </p>
  17238. ]]>
  17239. </content:encoded>
  17240. <itunes:summary>Poorly constructed news reports and badly writen books will often speak about the &quot;digital lives&quot; that the anonymity of the internet afford us all. In the world of a MUCK (or multi-user chat kingdom), players can create an artificial personality and then use it to have artificial sex with other artificial personalities. And if that already sounds gross, it's gonna get worse when you're dealiing with people who have no idea how the female body works. This week, the F Plus finds new uses for the heart shaped box.</itunes:summary>
  17241. <itunes:episode>49</itunes:episode>
  17242. <itunes:title>Reno Iz Drest In A Kostoom</itunes:title>
  17243. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  17244. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  17245. <itunes:subtitle>Poorly constructed news reports and badly writen books will often speak about the &#34;digital…</itunes:subtitle>
  17246. <itunes:duration>1:01:13</itunes:duration>
  17247. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/49/ep49.jpg</image>
  17248. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/49/ep49-400x400.jpg" />
  17249. </item>
  17250. <item>
  17251. <title>48: Weighted Companion Dudes</title>
  17252. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/48</link>
  17253. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/48</guid>
  17254. <pubDate>Sat, 21 May 2011 10:35:00 CST</pubDate>
  17255. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_048.mp3" length="41000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  17256. <description>
  17257. Nearly 50 episodes in, and it's time for The F Plus' first crossover. Lou Fernandez (of the Lou Reads podcast) is no stranger to terrible writing on the internet, but how will he respond when he's stuck in a room full of F Plus readers? Moreover, how will the F Plus readers respond to reading the okCupid profiles of the internet's most irritating nerds? The results shouldn't surprise you! This week, The F Plus looks at people who cannot possibly have sexually transmitted diseases. </description>
  17258. <content:encoded>
  17259. <![CDATA[
  17260. <p>with:
  17261. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  17262. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  17263. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  17264. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  17265. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  17266. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  17267. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lou-fernandez">Lou Fernandez</a>
  17268. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  17269. </p>
  17270. <p>reading:
  17271. <code>okcupid.com</code>
  17272. </p>
  17273. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  17274. <p>Nearly 50 episodes in, and it's time for The F Plus' first crossover. Lou Fernandez (of the Lou Reads podcast) is no stranger to terrible writing on the internet, but how will he respond when he's stuck in a room full of F Plus readers? Moreover, how will the F Plus readers respond to reading the okCupid profiles of the internet's most irritating nerds? The results shouldn't surprise you! This week, The F Plus looks at people who cannot possibly have sexually transmitted diseases.</p>
  17275. <p>Music used:
  17276. <ol>
  17277. <li>Al Green - I'm So Tired Of Being Alone</li>
  17278. <li>Harry Nilsson - One</li>
  17279. <li>REM - Romance</li>
  17280. </ol>
  17281. </p>
  17282. ]]>
  17283. </content:encoded>
  17284. <itunes:summary>Nearly 50 episodes in, and it's time for The F Plus' first crossover. Lou Fernandez (of the Lou Reads podcast) is no stranger to terrible writing on the internet, but how will he respond when he's stuck in a room full of F Plus readers? Moreover, how will the F Plus readers respond to reading the okCupid profiles of the internet's most irritating nerds? The results shouldn't surprise you! This week, The F Plus looks at people who cannot possibly have sexually transmitted diseases.</itunes:summary>
  17285. <itunes:episode>48</itunes:episode>
  17286. <itunes:title>Weighted Companion Dudes</itunes:title>
  17287. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  17288. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  17289. <itunes:subtitle>reading okcupid.com</itunes:subtitle>
  17290. <itunes:duration>59:17</itunes:duration>
  17291. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/48/ep48.jpg</image>
  17292. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/48/ep48-368x368.jpg" />
  17293. </item>
  17294. <item>
  17295. <title>47: In The World of Dragon Dildos, Is The Chin-Wattle Man King?</title>
  17296. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/47</link>
  17297. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/47</guid>
  17298. <pubDate>Sat, 14 May 2011 12:31:00 CST</pubDate>
  17299. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_047.mp3" length="43000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  17300. <description>
  17301. I'd like you all to think back to the time that you were at an adult video store browsing the various &quot;marital aids&quot; that the store had available. Don't be shy to admit it, we're all friends here! Now... you remember looking at some of the more ridiculous products and giggling with your significant other over the thought of &quot;Who would actually buy this thing?&quot; This episode is like that, but way worse. We're focusing on the community of Bad Dragon, an online retailer of sex toys accurately modeled after the genitals of creatures that don't actually exist. This week, The F Plus visits the astral plane and gets busted by vice cops. </description>
  17302. <content:encoded>
  17303. <![CDATA[
  17304. <p>with:
  17305. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  17306. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  17307. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  17308. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  17309. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  17310. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  17311. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  17312. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  17313. </p>
  17314. <p>reading:
  17315. <code>bad-dragon.com</code>
  17316. </p>
  17317. <p>Content provided by <strong>Portaxx</strong>.</p>
  17318. <p>Edited by <strong>STOG</strong>.</p>
  17319. <p>I'd like you all to think back to the time that you were at an adult video store browsing the various &quot;marital aids&quot; that the store had available. Don't be shy to admit it, we're all friends here! Now... you remember looking at some of the more ridiculous products and giggling with your significant other over the thought of &quot;Who would actually buy this thing?&quot; This episode is like that, but way worse. We're focusing on the community of Bad Dragon, an online retailer of sex toys accurately modeled after the genitals of creatures that don't actually exist. This week, The F Plus visits the astral plane and gets busted by vice cops.</p>
  17320. <p>Music used:
  17321. <ol>
  17322. <li>Enter The Dragon Theme</li>
  17323. <li>Sisqo - Unleash The Dragon</li>
  17324. <li>Peter Paul and Mary - Puff The Magic Dragon</li>
  17325. </ol>
  17326. </p>
  17327. ]]>
  17328. </content:encoded>
  17329. <itunes:summary>I'd like you all to think back to the time that you were at an adult video store browsing the various &quot;marital aids&quot; that the store had available. Don't be shy to admit it, we're all friends here! Now... you remember looking at some of the more ridiculous products and giggling with your significant other over the thought of &quot;Who would actually buy this thing?&quot; This episode is like that, but way worse. We're focusing on the community of Bad Dragon, an online retailer of sex toys accurately modeled after the genitals of creatures that don't actually exist. This week, The F Plus visits the astral plane and gets busted by vice cops.</itunes:summary>
  17330. <itunes:episode>47</itunes:episode>
  17331. <itunes:title>In The World of Dragon Dildos, Is The Chin-Wattle Man King?</itunes:title>
  17332. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  17333. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  17334. <itunes:subtitle>reading bad-dragon.com</itunes:subtitle>
  17335. <itunes:duration>1:02:23</itunes:duration>
  17336. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/47/ep47.jpg</image>
  17337. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/47/ep47-200x200.jpg" />
  17338. </item>
  17339. <item>
  17340. <title>46: A Man Short On Charm</title>
  17341. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/46</link>
  17342. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/46</guid>
  17343. <pubDate>Tue, 03 May 2011 12:41:00 CST</pubDate>
  17344. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_046.mp3" length="40000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  17345. <description>
  17346. The PUA (pick up artist) Community is filled with self identified experts on bedding women, all jockeying for prominence and trying to sell basically the same book. How does one peacock his way to notoriety and celebrity status to be identified as an alpha-PUA? Well, if you're tonight's subject (a man named Roosh V), you do it by spending most of your time banging away at your blog, and trying to find the best font for the &quot;I HATE WOMEN&quot; sign that you hang over your head. This week, The F Plus congratulates American women for making this guy leave the country. </description>
  17347. <content:encoded>
  17348. <![CDATA[
  17349. <p>with:
  17350. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  17351. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  17352. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  17353. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  17354. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  17355. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  17356. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/squiddy">Squiddy</a>
  17357. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  17358. </p>
  17359. <p>reading:
  17360. <code>rooshv.com</code>
  17361. </p>
  17362. <p>Content provided by <strong>Portaxx</strong>.</p>
  17363. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  17364. <p>The PUA (pick up artist) Community is filled with self identified experts on bedding women, all jockeying for prominence and trying to sell basically the same book. How does one peacock his way to notoriety and celebrity status to be identified as an alpha-PUA? Well, if you're tonight's subject (a man named Roosh V), you do it by spending most of your time banging away at your blog, and trying to find the best font for the &quot;I HATE WOMEN&quot; sign that you hang over your head. This week, The F Plus congratulates American women for making this guy leave the country.</p>
  17365. <p>Music used:
  17366. <ol>
  17367. <li>Ben Folds Five - Bitches Ain't Shit</li>
  17368. <li>Cracker - It Ain't Gonna Suck Itself</li>
  17369. <li>Dead Boys - What Love Is</li>
  17370. <li>Tullycraft - Mental Obsession</li>
  17371. <li>Queen - Play The Game</li>
  17372. <li>The Suburbs - Crazy Job</li>
  17373. <li>Tiara Nicole - Real Man</li>
  17374. <li>The Cramps - All Women Are Bad</li>
  17375. <li>A.C. - I Respect Your Feelings As A Woman</li>
  17376. </ol>
  17377. </p>
  17378. ]]>
  17379. </content:encoded>
  17380. <itunes:summary>The PUA (pick up artist) Community is filled with self identified experts on bedding women, all jockeying for prominence and trying to sell basically the same book. How does one peacock his way to notoriety and celebrity status to be identified as an alpha-PUA? Well, if you're tonight's subject (a man named Roosh V), you do it by spending most of your time banging away at your blog, and trying to find the best font for the &quot;I HATE WOMEN&quot; sign that you hang over your head. This week, The F Plus congratulates American women for making this guy leave the country.</itunes:summary>
  17381. <itunes:episode>46</itunes:episode>
  17382. <itunes:title>A Man Short On Charm</itunes:title>
  17383. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  17384. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  17385. <itunes:subtitle>reading rooshv.com</itunes:subtitle>
  17386. <itunes:duration>57:34</itunes:duration>
  17387. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/46/ep46_new.jpg</image>
  17388. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/46/ep46_new-600x600.jpg" />
  17389. </item>
  17390. <item>
  17391. <title>45: It's Only Supernatural</title>
  17392. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/45</link>
  17393. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/45</guid>
  17394. <pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2011 19:28:00 CST</pubDate>
  17395. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_045.mp3" length="34000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  17396. <description>
  17397. For those unfamiliar with it, Supernatural is a television show about two hunky guys who fight monsters. Pulling from The CW's demographic of sexually frustrated young women with disposable income, it's a show with a fan base of a surprising number of pervy women who want to see the two hunky guys do it with each other. You'd think these women would be deterred by the fact that the hunky guys are actually brothers, but apparently that makes it better. This week, The F Plus looks at Wincesters until we reach for our Winchesters. </description>
  17398. <content:encoded>
  17399. <![CDATA[
  17400. <p>with:
  17401. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  17402. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bumpgrrl">bumpgrrl</a>
  17403. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  17404. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  17405. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  17406. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  17407. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  17408. </p>
  17409. <p>reading:
  17410. <code>livejournal.com</code>
  17411. </p>
  17412. <p>Content provided by <strong>Portaxx</strong>.</p>
  17413. <p>Edited by <strong>John Toast</strong>.</p>
  17414. <p>For those unfamiliar with it, Supernatural is a television show about two hunky guys who fight monsters. Pulling from The CW's demographic of sexually frustrated young women with disposable income, it's a show with a fan base of a surprising number of pervy women who want to see the two hunky guys do it with each other. You'd think these women would be deterred by the fact that the hunky guys are actually brothers, but apparently that makes it better. This week, The F Plus looks at Wincesters until we reach for our Winchesters.</p>
  17415. <p>Music used:
  17416. <ol>
  17417. <li>Virginia Tingley - The Ballad of Jensen and Jared</li>
  17418. <li>Olivia Chrestomanci - Fight Them Hellhounds Dean</li>
  17419. </ol>
  17420. </p>
  17421. ]]>
  17422. </content:encoded>
  17423. <itunes:summary>For those unfamiliar with it, Supernatural is a television show about two hunky guys who fight monsters. Pulling from The CW's demographic of sexually frustrated young women with disposable income, it's a show with a fan base of a surprising number of pervy women who want to see the two hunky guys do it with each other. You'd think these women would be deterred by the fact that the hunky guys are actually brothers, but apparently that makes it better. This week, The F Plus looks at Wincesters until we reach for our Winchesters.</itunes:summary>
  17424. <itunes:episode>45</itunes:episode>
  17425. <itunes:title>It's Only Supernatural</itunes:title>
  17426. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  17427. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  17428. <itunes:subtitle>reading livejournal.com</itunes:subtitle>
  17429. <itunes:duration>50:14</itunes:duration>
  17430. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/45/ep45.jpg</image>
  17431. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/45/ep45-200x200.jpg" />
  17432. </item>
  17433. <item>
  17434. <title>44: How To Listen To A Podcast</title>
  17435. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/44</link>
  17436. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/44</guid>
  17437. <pubDate>Mon, 18 Apr 2011 17:33:00 CST</pubDate>
  17438. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_044.mp3" length="46000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  17439. <description>
  17440. While you probably couldn't tell it by this podcast, the internet is not entirely a place for weirdo fetishists to meet other weirdo fetishists and talk about Pokemon. I mean, yeah, that's a pretty big part of it. But there's also the often overlooked sector of the intenet which functions as an informational resource. We're already familiar with Wikipedia and IMDb, but there's also sites like WikiHow, a site which will teach you how to do ANYTHING! (as long as it's stupid) This week, The F Plus will be drinking during our 12 step program. </description>
  17441. <content:encoded>
  17442. <![CDATA[
  17443. <p>with:
  17444. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  17445. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bumpgrrl">bumpgrrl</a>
  17446. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  17447. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  17448. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  17449. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  17450. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  17451. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  17452. </p>
  17453. <p>reading:
  17454. <code>wikihow.com</code>
  17455. </p>
  17456. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  17457. <p>While you probably couldn't tell it by this podcast, the internet is not entirely a place for weirdo fetishists to meet other weirdo fetishists and talk about Pokemon. I mean, yeah, that's a pretty big part of it. But there's also the often overlooked sector of the intenet which functions as an informational resource. We're already familiar with Wikipedia and IMDb, but there's also sites like WikiHow, a site which will teach you how to do ANYTHING! (as long as it's stupid) This week, The F Plus will be drinking during our 12 step program.</p>
  17458. <p>Music used:
  17459. <ol>
  17460. <li>Buddy Holly - Tell Me How</li>
  17461. <li>TMBG - Your Racist Friend</li>
  17462. <li>Sugar - I Can't Help You Anymore</li>
  17463. <li>Jane's Addiction - Thank You Boys</li>
  17464. </ol>
  17465. </p>
  17466. ]]>
  17467. </content:encoded>
  17468. <itunes:summary>While you probably couldn't tell it by this podcast, the internet is not entirely a place for weirdo fetishists to meet other weirdo fetishists and talk about Pokemon. I mean, yeah, that's a pretty big part of it. But there's also the often overlooked sector of the intenet which functions as an informational resource. We're already familiar with Wikipedia and IMDb, but there's also sites like WikiHow, a site which will teach you how to do ANYTHING! (as long as it's stupid) This week, The F Plus will be drinking during our 12 step program.</itunes:summary>
  17469. <itunes:episode>44</itunes:episode>
  17470. <itunes:title>How To Listen To A Podcast</itunes:title>
  17471. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  17472. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  17473. <itunes:subtitle>reading wikihow.com</itunes:subtitle>
  17474. <itunes:duration>1:07:37</itunes:duration>
  17475. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/44/ep44.jpg</image>
  17476. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/44/ep44-198x198.jpg" />
  17477. </item>
  17478. <item>
  17479. <title>43: My Fanfics Are Full of Emotion</title>
  17480. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/43</link>
  17481. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/43</guid>
  17482. <pubDate>Mon, 11 Apr 2011 19:29:00 CST</pubDate>
  17483. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_043.mp3" length="38000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  17484. <description>
  17485. This is the internet, and there are nerdy teenagers on it. As such, there are a lot of people writing a lot of fanfiction about their favorite television shows. Having a podcast with an interest in such things means you have to be discerning, and seek out the fanfiction authors with a certain je ne sais quoi, a mixture of verve and enthusiasm for the written word that causes you to rethink everything you've been taught. Or maybe it's just terrible prose.
  17486. This week on the F Plus, we're learning Danube ain't just a river in Germany. </description>
  17487. <content:encoded>
  17488. <![CDATA[
  17489. <p>with:
  17490. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  17491. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  17492. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  17493. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  17494. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  17495. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  17496. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  17497. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/ophelia-flame">Ophelia Flame</a>
  17498. </p>
  17499. <p>reading:
  17500. <code>fanfiction.net</code>
  17501. </p>
  17502. <p>Edited by <strong>STOG</strong>.</p>
  17503. <p>This is the internet, and there are nerdy teenagers on it. As such, there are a lot of people writing a lot of fanfiction about their favorite television shows. Having a podcast with an interest in such things means you have to be discerning, and seek out the fanfiction authors with a certain je ne sais quoi, a mixture of verve and enthusiasm for the written word that causes you to rethink everything you've been taught. Or maybe it's just terrible prose.</p>
  17504. <p>This week on the F Plus, we're learning Danube ain't just a river in Germany.</p>
  17505. <p>Music used:
  17506. <ol>
  17507. <li>Anamanaguchi - Blackout City</li>
  17508. <li>Franzl Lang - Einen Jodler hör i gern</li>
  17509. <li>Dio - Rainbow in the Dark</li>
  17510. </ol>
  17511. </p>
  17512. <p>Chapters provided by <strong>Joy Killer</strong></p>
  17513. ]]>
  17514. </content:encoded>
  17515. <itunes:summary>This is the internet, and there are nerdy teenagers on it. As such, there are a lot of people writing a lot of fanfiction about their favorite television shows. Having a podcast with an interest in such things means you have to be discerning, and seek out the fanfiction authors with a certain je ne sais quoi, a mixture of verve and enthusiasm for the written word that causes you to rethink everything you've been taught. Or maybe it's just terrible prose.
  17516. This week on the F Plus, we're learning Danube ain't just a river in Germany.</itunes:summary>
  17517. <itunes:episode>43</itunes:episode>
  17518. <itunes:title>My Fanfics Are Full of Emotion</itunes:title>
  17519. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  17520. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  17521. <itunes:subtitle>reading fanfiction.net</itunes:subtitle>
  17522. <itunes:duration>55:25</itunes:duration>
  17523. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/43/ep43.jpg</image>
  17524. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/43/ep43-197x197.jpg" />
  17525. </item>
  17526. <item>
  17527. <title>42: Suffer The Little Children</title>
  17528. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/42</link>
  17529. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/42</guid>
  17530. <pubDate>Sun, 03 Apr 2011 19:19:00 CST</pubDate>
  17531. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_042.mp3" length="40000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  17532. <description>
  17533. Most will agree that the decision to have a child is not one to be taken lightly, and in a modern world with new and complicated parenting concerns, some will remain resolute to never have children at all. But then there's a subsection of those people who will elect to be really annoying about it. We're tackling the livejournal community of cf_hardcore, a group of charisma-challenged individuals who feel they are constantly being persecuted by breeders. This week on The F Plus, we're finding new compound words to use with &quot;crotch&quot;. </description>
  17534. <content:encoded>
  17535. <![CDATA[
  17536. <p>with:
  17537. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  17538. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  17539. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  17540. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  17541. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  17542. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  17543. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/tiff-dynamite">Tiff Dynamite</a>
  17544. </p>
  17545. <p>reading:
  17546. <code>livejournal.com</code>
  17547. </p>
  17548. <p>Content provided by <strong>Portaxx</strong>.</p>
  17549. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  17550. <p>Most will agree that the decision to have a child is not one to be taken lightly, and in a modern world with new and complicated parenting concerns, some will remain resolute to never have children at all. But then there's a subsection of those people who will elect to be really annoying about it. We're tackling the livejournal community of cf_hardcore, a group of charisma-challenged individuals who feel they are constantly being persecuted by breeders. This week on The F Plus, we're finding new compound words to use with &quot;crotch&quot;.</p>
  17551. <p>Music used:
  17552. <ol>
  17553. <li>Camper Van Beethoven - We Eat Your Children</li>
  17554. <li>The Alkaholics - Funny Style</li>
  17555. <li>Mojo Nixon - Transylvanian Xmas</li>
  17556. <li>Ratatat - Party With Children</li>
  17557. <li>FEAR - We Destroy The Family</li>
  17558. </ol>
  17559. </p>
  17560. ]]>
  17561. </content:encoded>
  17562. <itunes:summary>Most will agree that the decision to have a child is not one to be taken lightly, and in a modern world with new and complicated parenting concerns, some will remain resolute to never have children at all. But then there's a subsection of those people who will elect to be really annoying about it. We're tackling the livejournal community of cf_hardcore, a group of charisma-challenged individuals who feel they are constantly being persecuted by breeders. This week on The F Plus, we're finding new compound words to use with &quot;crotch&quot;.</itunes:summary>
  17563. <itunes:episode>42</itunes:episode>
  17564. <itunes:title>Suffer The Little Children</itunes:title>
  17565. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  17566. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  17567. <itunes:subtitle>reading livejournal.com</itunes:subtitle>
  17568. <itunes:duration>57:58</itunes:duration>
  17569. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/42/ep42.jpg</image>
  17570. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/42/ep42-150x150.jpg" />
  17571. </item>
  17572. <item>
  17573. <title>41: Lemon Types In A Title For This Episode</title>
  17574. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/41</link>
  17575. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/41</guid>
  17576. <pubDate>Tue, 22 Mar 2011 15:06:00 CST</pubDate>
  17577. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_041.mp3" length="45000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  17578. <description>
  17579. The multiple award winning screenwriter Billy Wilder once said &quot;Don't be too clever for an audience. Make it obvious. Make the subtitles obvious also.&quot; To that end, I think Mr. Wilder would applaud the fanfiction writers who we've profiled for this episode. We have Resident Evil and CSI screenplays featuring characters who actually speak their own stage direction along with the dialogue. And after that? A Star Wars crossover you probably weren't expecting.
  17580. This week on The F Plus, dialogue won't be coming naturally. </description>
  17581. <content:encoded>
  17582. <![CDATA[
  17583. <p>with:
  17584. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  17585. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  17586. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  17587. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  17588. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  17589. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  17590. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  17591. </p>
  17592. <p>reading:
  17593. <code>killermovies.com</code>
  17594. </p>
  17595. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  17596. <p>The multiple award winning screenwriter Billy Wilder once said &quot;Don't be too clever for an audience. Make it obvious. Make the subtitles obvious also.&quot; To that end, I think Mr. Wilder would applaud the fanfiction writers who we've profiled for this episode. We have Resident Evil and CSI screenplays featuring characters who actually speak their own stage direction along with the dialogue. And after that? A Star Wars crossover you probably weren't expecting. </p>
  17597. <p>This week on The F Plus, dialogue won't be coming naturally.</p>
  17598. <p>Music used:
  17599. <ol>
  17600. <li>The Cramps - Zombie Dance</li>
  17601. <li>Stereophonics - Who Are You?</li>
  17602. <li>Disco Star Wars</li>
  17603. </ol>
  17604. </p>
  17605. ]]>
  17606. </content:encoded>
  17607. <itunes:summary>The multiple award winning screenwriter Billy Wilder once said &quot;Don't be too clever for an audience. Make it obvious. Make the subtitles obvious also.&quot; To that end, I think Mr. Wilder would applaud the fanfiction writers who we've profiled for this episode. We have Resident Evil and CSI screenplays featuring characters who actually speak their own stage direction along with the dialogue. And after that? A Star Wars crossover you probably weren't expecting.
  17608. This week on The F Plus, dialogue won't be coming naturally.</itunes:summary>
  17609. <itunes:episode>41</itunes:episode>
  17610. <itunes:title>Lemon Types In A Title For This Episode</itunes:title>
  17611. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  17612. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  17613. <itunes:subtitle>reading killermovies.com</itunes:subtitle>
  17614. <itunes:duration>1:06:14</itunes:duration>
  17615. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/41/ep041.jpg</image>
  17616. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/41/ep041-300x300.jpg" />
  17617. </item>
  17618. <item>
  17619. <title>40: I'm So Lonesome I Could Post On This Forum</title>
  17620. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/40</link>
  17621. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/40</guid>
  17622. <pubDate>Sun, 13 Mar 2011 16:23:00 CST</pubDate>
  17623. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_040b.mp3" length="43000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  17624. <description>
  17625. Despite various expensive websites strongly promoting their &quot;social&quot; aspects, the fact remains that internet forums are a fairly antisocial experience. You sign in with an alternate identity, type some words into a box, and hope that other people might do the same in response. We visited alonelylife.com, where forum users kvetch about their problems meeting people, chime enthusiastically about how much better their e-friends are, and trade terrible poetry, despite having never learned how a haiku actually works. This week on The F Plus, seven will be the loneliest number you could ever do. </description>
  17626. <content:encoded>
  17627. <![CDATA[
  17628. <p>with:
  17629. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  17630. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  17631. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  17632. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  17633. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  17634. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/frank-west">Frank West</a>
  17635. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  17636. </p>
  17637. <p>reading:
  17638. <code>alonelylife.com</code>
  17639. </p>
  17640. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  17641. <p>Despite various expensive websites strongly promoting their &quot;social&quot; aspects, the fact remains that internet forums are a fairly antisocial experience. You sign in with an alternate identity, type some words into a box, and hope that other people might do the same in response. We visited alonelylife.com, where forum users kvetch about their problems meeting people, chime enthusiastically about how much better their e-friends are, and trade terrible poetry, despite having never learned how a haiku actually works. This week on The F Plus, seven will be the loneliest number you could ever do.</p>
  17642. <p>Music used:
  17643. <ol>
  17644. <li>White Hassle - I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry</li>
  17645. <li>Ben Harper - Another Lonely Day</li>
  17646. <li>Missy Elliot - 4 My People</li>
  17647. <li>Muckafurgason - Slut In High School</li>
  17648. <li>Dewey Cox - (I Hate You) Big Daddy</li>
  17649. <li>Rod Stewart - Tonights The Night [Gonna Be Alright]</li>
  17650. <li>Johnny Cash & Nick Cave - I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry</li>
  17651. <li>The Ravonettes - I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry</li>
  17652. </ol>
  17653. </p>
  17654. ]]>
  17655. </content:encoded>
  17656. <itunes:summary>Despite various expensive websites strongly promoting their &quot;social&quot; aspects, the fact remains that internet forums are a fairly antisocial experience. You sign in with an alternate identity, type some words into a box, and hope that other people might do the same in response. We visited alonelylife.com, where forum users kvetch about their problems meeting people, chime enthusiastically about how much better their e-friends are, and trade terrible poetry, despite having never learned how a haiku actually works. This week on The F Plus, seven will be the loneliest number you could ever do.</itunes:summary>
  17657. <itunes:episode>40</itunes:episode>
  17658. <itunes:title>I'm So Lonesome I Could Post On This Forum</itunes:title>
  17659. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  17660. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  17661. <itunes:subtitle>reading alonelylife.com</itunes:subtitle>
  17662. <itunes:duration>1:03:55</itunes:duration>
  17663. </item>
  17664. <item>
  17665. <title>39: Hoc Est Praecipue De Buttsex</title>
  17666. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/39</link>
  17667. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/39</guid>
  17668. <pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2011 18:47:00 CST</pubDate>
  17669. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_039.mp3" length="42000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  17670. <description>
  17671. With all of the various sexual proclivities which the internet has allowed us to examine, it's sometimes easy to forget that there were actually perverts writing perverted things long before the internet was even invented. Thing is, you had to be a notable French Rensaissance writer or Latin poet for anyone to even pay attention. Well, in an effort to bring some classiness to the podcast, we'll be reading selected works from Catullus, François Rabelais, and James Joyce, and see how they compare to The Modern Weirdo. This week on the F Plus, it's gonna be like a classical literature class with a really creepy professor. </description>
  17672. <content:encoded>
  17673. <![CDATA[
  17674. <p>with:
  17675. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  17676. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  17677. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  17678. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  17679. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  17680. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  17681. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  17682. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  17683. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  17684. </p>
  17685. <p>reading:
  17686. <code>poetryintranslation.com</code>
  17687. </p>
  17688. <p>Content provided by <strong>Acierocolotl</strong>.</p>
  17689. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  17690. <p>With all of the various sexual proclivities which the internet has allowed us to examine, it's sometimes easy to forget that there were actually perverts writing perverted things long before the internet was even invented. Thing is, you had to be a notable French Rensaissance writer or Latin poet for anyone to even pay attention. Well, in an effort to bring some classiness to the podcast, we'll be reading selected works from Catullus, François Rabelais, and James Joyce, and see how they compare to The Modern Weirdo. This week on the F Plus, it's gonna be like a classical literature class with a really creepy professor.</p>
  17691. <p>Music used:
  17692. <ol>
  17693. <li>The Stranglers - All Roads Lead to Rome</li>
  17694. <li>Puccini - O Soave Fanciulla</li>
  17695. <li>The Ravens - I'm Gonna Paper All My Walls With Your Love Letters</li>
  17696. <li>Echo & The Bunnymen - Read It In Books</li>
  17697. </ol>
  17698. </p>
  17699. ]]>
  17700. </content:encoded>
  17701. <itunes:summary>With all of the various sexual proclivities which the internet has allowed us to examine, it's sometimes easy to forget that there were actually perverts writing perverted things long before the internet was even invented. Thing is, you had to be a notable French Rensaissance writer or Latin poet for anyone to even pay attention. Well, in an effort to bring some classiness to the podcast, we'll be reading selected works from Catullus, François Rabelais, and James Joyce, and see how they compare to The Modern Weirdo. This week on the F Plus, it's gonna be like a classical literature class with a really creepy professor.</itunes:summary>
  17702. <itunes:episode>39</itunes:episode>
  17703. <itunes:title>Hoc Est Praecipue De Buttsex</itunes:title>
  17704. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  17705. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  17706. <itunes:subtitle>reading poetryintranslation.com</itunes:subtitle>
  17707. <itunes:duration>1:01:17</itunes:duration>
  17708. </item>
  17709. <item>
  17710. <title>38: Let Your Subconscious Be Your Guide</title>
  17711. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/38</link>
  17712. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/38</guid>
  17713. <pubDate>Tue, 01 Mar 2011 05:14:00 CST</pubDate>
  17714. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_038.mp3" length="71000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  17715. <description>
  17716. People say that most human beings only use ten percent of their brains. The thing is, people who say that are lying to you. I mean, we have MRIs. All that glowing red stuff? That's the brain working. It's reminding you to breathe, remembering song lyrics, or in the cases of these subjects - making up a bunch of new age hippie nonsense. This week, it's psychic energy and hypnotism, and everything about it is as silly as you'd expect. </description>
  17717. <content:encoded>
  17718. <![CDATA[
  17719. <p>with:
  17720. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  17721. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  17722. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  17723. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  17724. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  17725. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  17726. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  17727. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  17728. </p>
  17729. <p>reading:
  17730. <code>uncommonforum.com</code>
  17731. </p>
  17732. <p>Content provided by <strong>Portaxx</strong>.</p>
  17733. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  17734. <p>People say that most human beings only use ten percent of their brains. The thing is, people who say that are lying to you. I mean, we have MRIs. All that glowing red stuff? That's the brain working. It's reminding you to breathe, remembering song lyrics, or in the cases of these subjects - making up a bunch of new age hippie nonsense. This week, it's psychic energy and hypnotism, and everything about it is as silly as you'd expect.</p>
  17735. <p>Music used:
  17736. <ol>
  17737. <li>The Knife - This Is Now</li>
  17738. <li>The Psychedelic Furs - Alice's House</li>
  17739. <li>The Jam - The Modern World</li>
  17740. <li>DEVO - Uncontrollable Urge</li>
  17741. <li>Shellac - Watch Song</li>
  17742. <li>Girls Against Boys - AnotherDroneInMyHead</li>
  17743. <li>Flaming Lips - Are You A Hypnotist??</li>
  17744. </ol>
  17745. </p>
  17746. ]]>
  17747. </content:encoded>
  17748. <itunes:summary>People say that most human beings only use ten percent of their brains. The thing is, people who say that are lying to you. I mean, we have MRIs. All that glowing red stuff? That's the brain working. It's reminding you to breathe, remembering song lyrics, or in the cases of these subjects - making up a bunch of new age hippie nonsense. This week, it's psychic energy and hypnotism, and everything about it is as silly as you'd expect.</itunes:summary>
  17749. <itunes:episode>38</itunes:episode>
  17750. <itunes:title>Let Your Subconscious Be Your Guide</itunes:title>
  17751. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  17752. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  17753. <itunes:subtitle>reading uncommonforum.com</itunes:subtitle>
  17754. <itunes:duration>1:02:17</itunes:duration>
  17755. </item>
  17756. <item>
  17757. <title>37: By Demons Be Driven (Insane)</title>
  17758. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/37</link>
  17759. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/37</guid>
  17760. <pubDate>Thu, 24 Feb 2011 12:12:00 CST</pubDate>
  17761. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_037.mp3" length="44000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  17762. <description>
  17763. Outside the walls of your apartment lie complications that are difficult and confusing. What will traffic be like on the way to work? If I go to the restaurant I like, will I get the awful waitress who never remembers my drink order? Why is my son failing math? These may seem like different problems, but in fact they have the same cause and the same solution. DEMONS DID IT. Throw blood on things. This week, The F Plus looks at people tormented by demons, and wonders how often they wash the floors. </description>
  17764. <content:encoded>
  17765. <![CDATA[
  17766. <p>with:
  17767. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  17768. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  17769. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  17770. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  17771. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  17772. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  17773. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  17774. </p>
  17775. <p>reading:
  17776. <code>demonbuster.com</code>
  17777. </p>
  17778. <p>Edited by <strong>Acierocolotl</strong>.</p>
  17779. <p>Outside the walls of your apartment lie complications that are difficult and confusing. What will traffic be like on the way to work? If I go to the restaurant I like, will I get the awful waitress who never remembers my drink order? Why is my son failing math? These may seem like different problems, but in fact they have the same cause and the same solution. DEMONS DID IT. Throw blood on things. This week, The F Plus looks at people tormented by demons, and wonders how often they wash the floors.</p>
  17780. <p>Music used:
  17781. <ol>
  17782. <li>Ray Parker Jr. - Ghostbusters</li>
  17783. </ol>
  17784. </p>
  17785. ]]>
  17786. </content:encoded>
  17787. <itunes:summary>Outside the walls of your apartment lie complications that are difficult and confusing. What will traffic be like on the way to work? If I go to the restaurant I like, will I get the awful waitress who never remembers my drink order? Why is my son failing math? These may seem like different problems, but in fact they have the same cause and the same solution. DEMONS DID IT. Throw blood on things. This week, The F Plus looks at people tormented by demons, and wonders how often they wash the floors.</itunes:summary>
  17788. <itunes:episode>37</itunes:episode>
  17789. <itunes:title>By Demons Be Driven (Insane)</itunes:title>
  17790. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  17791. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  17792. <itunes:subtitle>reading demonbuster.com</itunes:subtitle>
  17793. <itunes:duration>1:05:15</itunes:duration>
  17794. </item>
  17795. <item>
  17796. <title>36: Not As Funny With The Sound Off</title>
  17797. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/36</link>
  17798. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/36</guid>
  17799. <pubDate>Thu, 17 Feb 2011 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  17800. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_036.mp3" length="33000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  17801. <description>
  17802. Welcome to the exciting world of the ANIMATION COMMUNITY! A land of milk, honey, and nasally whines about the artistic merits of Quick Draw McGraw! Did you know that cartoons are the Greatest American Artform? Well, they would be, if studios would spend more time worrying about the needs of storyboard artists, and less time foolishly assuming that children are a good audience for this sort of high-brow expressionism. This week, The F Plus explores the world of overly-nostalgic manchildren, and learn that some of them aren't John K.. </description>
  17803. <content:encoded>
  17804. <![CDATA[
  17805. <p>with:
  17806. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  17807. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  17808. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  17809. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  17810. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  17811. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  17812. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  17813. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  17814. </p>
  17815. <p>reading:
  17816. <code>cartoonbrew.com</code>
  17817. </p>
  17818. <p>Content provided by <strong>Portaxx</strong>.</p>
  17819. <p>Edited by <strong>Portaxx</strong>.</p>
  17820. <p>Welcome to the exciting world of the ANIMATION COMMUNITY! A land of milk, honey, and nasally whines about the artistic merits of Quick Draw McGraw! Did you know that cartoons are the Greatest American Artform? Well, they would be, if studios would spend more time worrying about the needs of storyboard artists, and less time foolishly assuming that children are a good audience for this sort of high-brow expressionism. This week, The F Plus explores the world of overly-nostalgic manchildren, and learn that some of them aren't John K..</p>
  17821. <p>Music used:
  17822. <ol>
  17823. <li>The Ren & Stimpy Theme</li>
  17824. <li>The Rocky & Bullwinkle Intermission Theme</li>
  17825. </ol>
  17826. </p>
  17827. ]]>
  17828. </content:encoded>
  17829. <itunes:summary>Welcome to the exciting world of the ANIMATION COMMUNITY! A land of milk, honey, and nasally whines about the artistic merits of Quick Draw McGraw! Did you know that cartoons are the Greatest American Artform? Well, they would be, if studios would spend more time worrying about the needs of storyboard artists, and less time foolishly assuming that children are a good audience for this sort of high-brow expressionism. This week, The F Plus explores the world of overly-nostalgic manchildren, and learn that some of them aren't John K..</itunes:summary>
  17830. <itunes:episode>36</itunes:episode>
  17831. <itunes:title>Not As Funny With The Sound Off</itunes:title>
  17832. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  17833. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  17834. <itunes:subtitle>reading cartoonbrew.com</itunes:subtitle>
  17835. <itunes:duration>48:16</itunes:duration>
  17836. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/36/ep036.jpg</image>
  17837. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/36/ep036-300x300.jpg" />
  17838. </item>
  17839. <item>
  17840. <title>35: Without Adult Supervision</title>
  17841. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/35</link>
  17842. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/35</guid>
  17843. <pubDate>Sun, 13 Feb 2011 16:21:00 CST</pubDate>
  17844. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_035.mp3" length="43000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  17845. <description>
  17846. When John's unavailable, Boots can't talk, and Lemon's internet dies, should the remaining ridiculists record an episode anyway? That's for you to decide! This episode we're discussing dragons, unicorns, flux capacitors, and light sabres. There's also a lot of talk about the Avatar Fleshlight, even though Boots edited that part out since it's just people looking at a picture. </description>
  17847. <content:encoded>
  17848. <![CDATA[
  17849. <p>with:
  17850. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  17851. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  17852. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bumpgrrl">bumpgrrl</a>
  17853. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  17854. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  17855. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  17856. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  17857. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  17858. </p>
  17859. <p>reading:
  17860. <code>abovetopsecret.com</code>
  17861. </p>
  17862. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  17863. <p>When John's unavailable, Boots can't talk, and Lemon's internet dies, should the remaining ridiculists record an episode anyway? That's for you to decide! This episode we're discussing dragons, unicorns, flux capacitors, and light sabres. There's also a lot of talk about the Avatar Fleshlight, even though Boots edited that part out since it's just people looking at a picture.</p>
  17864. <p>Music used:
  17865. <ol>
  17866. <li>Anamanaguchi - The Dark One</li>
  17867. <li>Anamanaguchi - Another Winter</li>
  17868. <li>Anamanaguchi - Skate or Live</li>
  17869. <li>Anamanaguchi - Party Stronger</li>
  17870. </ol>
  17871. </p>
  17872. ]]>
  17873. </content:encoded>
  17874. <itunes:summary>When John's unavailable, Boots can't talk, and Lemon's internet dies, should the remaining ridiculists record an episode anyway? That's for you to decide! This episode we're discussing dragons, unicorns, flux capacitors, and light sabres. There's also a lot of talk about the Avatar Fleshlight, even though Boots edited that part out since it's just people looking at a picture.</itunes:summary>
  17875. <itunes:episode>35</itunes:episode>
  17876. <itunes:title>Without Adult Supervision</itunes:title>
  17877. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  17878. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  17879. <itunes:subtitle>reading abovetopsecret.com</itunes:subtitle>
  17880. <itunes:duration>1:03:02</itunes:duration>
  17881. </item>
  17882. <item>
  17883. <title>34: This Is What You Want? This Is What You Get!</title>
  17884. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/34</link>
  17885. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/34</guid>
  17886. <pubDate>Tue, 08 Feb 2011 22:47:00 CST</pubDate>
  17887. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_034.mp3" length="41000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  17888. <description>
  17889. This episode of The F Plus is all stuff you've given to us. We start out with the psychotic racial and gender views of MAI-TRANG THI NGUYEN (PRONOUNCED AS ‘WIN), who thinks she is God. Once that's done, we have some fun with some Star Trek slash, take some of the best nuggets out of some of the worst fanfics, and learn a new way you can get cancer. This week, The F Plus looks directly into the face of GOD, and finds out she's a big slut. </description>
  17890. <content:encoded>
  17891. <![CDATA[
  17892. <p>with:
  17893. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  17894. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  17895. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  17896. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  17897. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  17898. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  17899. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  17900. </p>
  17901. <p>reading:
  17902. <code>myspace.com</code>
  17903. </p>
  17904. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  17905. <p>This episode of The F Plus is all stuff you've given to us. We start out with the psychotic racial and gender views of MAI-TRANG THI NGUYEN (PRONOUNCED AS ‘WIN), who thinks she is God. Once that's done, we have some fun with some Star Trek slash, take some of the best nuggets out of some of the worst fanfics, and learn a new way you can get cancer. This week, The F Plus looks directly into the face of GOD, and finds out she's a big slut.</p>
  17906. <p>Music used:
  17907. <ol>
  17908. <li>Tomahawk - You Can't Win</li>
  17909. <li>The Smiths - Rush and a Push and the Land is Ours</li>
  17910. <li>12 Rods - I Think I'm Flying</li>
  17911. <li>Miley Cyrus - Can't Be Tamed</li>
  17912. <li>Veruca Salt - Victoria</li>
  17913. </ol>
  17914. </p>
  17915. ]]>
  17916. </content:encoded>
  17917. <itunes:summary>This episode of The F Plus is all stuff you've given to us. We start out with the psychotic racial and gender views of MAI-TRANG THI NGUYEN (PRONOUNCED AS ‘WIN), who thinks she is God. Once that's done, we have some fun with some Star Trek slash, take some of the best nuggets out of some of the worst fanfics, and learn a new way you can get cancer. This week, The F Plus looks directly into the face of GOD, and finds out she's a big slut.</itunes:summary>
  17918. <itunes:episode>34</itunes:episode>
  17919. <itunes:title>This Is What You Want? This Is What You Get!</itunes:title>
  17920. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  17921. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  17922. <itunes:subtitle>reading myspace.com</itunes:subtitle>
  17923. <itunes:duration>59:13</itunes:duration>
  17924. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/34/ep034.jpg</image>
  17925. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/34/ep034-300x300.jpg" />
  17926. </item>
  17927. <item>
  17928. <title>33: A Frottage In The Woods</title>
  17929. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/33</link>
  17930. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/33</guid>
  17931. <pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2011 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  17932. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_033.mp3" length="36000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  17933. <description>
  17934. Jesus! Are you back finally!? Yes we are and thank you very much for asking. The F Plus finally shambles out of its involuntary vacation to bring you unpleasantness you'll probably wish you never learned about. What is it this time? Frottage. Man-on-man, dong on dong frottage, the way that it was intended, at least from one very crazy person's perspective. This week, The F Plus brings you content you should plug your nose for. </description>
  17935. <content:encoded>
  17936. <![CDATA[
  17937. <p>with:
  17938. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  17939. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  17940. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  17941. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  17942. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  17943. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  17944. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/protonjon">ProtonJon</a>
  17945. </p>
  17946. <p>reading:
  17947. <code>heroichomosex.org</code>
  17948. </p>
  17949. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  17950. <p>Jesus! Are you back finally!? Yes we are and thank you very much for asking. The F Plus finally shambles out of its involuntary vacation to bring you unpleasantness you'll probably wish you never learned about. What is it this time? Frottage. Man-on-man, dong on dong frottage, the way that it was intended, at least from one very crazy person's perspective. This week, The F Plus brings you content you should plug your nose for.</p>
  17951. <p>Music used:
  17952. <ol>
  17953. <li>Biz Markie - Just A Friend</li>
  17954. <li>Scandal - The Warrior</li>
  17955. </ol>
  17956. </p>
  17957. ]]>
  17958. </content:encoded>
  17959. <itunes:summary>Jesus! Are you back finally!? Yes we are and thank you very much for asking. The F Plus finally shambles out of its involuntary vacation to bring you unpleasantness you'll probably wish you never learned about. What is it this time? Frottage. Man-on-man, dong on dong frottage, the way that it was intended, at least from one very crazy person's perspective. This week, The F Plus brings you content you should plug your nose for.</itunes:summary>
  17960. <itunes:episode>33</itunes:episode>
  17961. <itunes:title>A Frottage In The Woods</itunes:title>
  17962. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  17963. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  17964. <itunes:subtitle>reading heroichomosex.org</itunes:subtitle>
  17965. <itunes:duration>52:58</itunes:duration>
  17966. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/33/ep033.jpg</image>
  17967. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/33/ep033-300x300.jpg" />
  17968. </item>
  17969. <item>
  17970. <title>32: Excessive, Overwraught and Annoying</title>
  17971. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/32</link>
  17972. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/32</guid>
  17973. <pubDate>Sun, 07 Nov 2010 14:51:00 CST</pubDate>
  17974. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_032.mp3" length="40000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  17975. <description>
  17976. Pitchfork Media, often referred to as either &quot;tastemakers&quot; or &quot;douchenozzles&quot;, depending on the source, have done the impossible: They have built a successful business, relying almost entirely on indulgent record reviews. And inarguably, the man responsible for the most eye-meltingly pompous reviews has been the focus of tonite's episode: Brent DiCrescenzo. This is a man who was actually dismissed from Pitchfork for the content of his record reviews, a man who wrote a Beastie Boys record review that Pitchfork actually had to print a retraction for. Clearly, he is F Plus material. </description>
  17977. <content:encoded>
  17978. <![CDATA[
  17979. <p>with:
  17980. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  17981. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  17982. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  17983. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  17984. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  17985. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  17986. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  17987. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  17988. </p>
  17989. <p>reading:
  17990. <code>pitchfork.com</code>
  17991. </p>
  17992. <p>Content provided by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  17993. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  17994. <p>Pitchfork Media, often referred to as either &quot;tastemakers&quot; or &quot;douchenozzles&quot;, depending on the source, have done the impossible: They have built a successful business, relying almost entirely on indulgent record reviews. And inarguably, the man responsible for the most eye-meltingly pompous reviews has been the focus of tonite's episode: Brent DiCrescenzo. This is a man who was actually dismissed from Pitchfork for the content of his record reviews, a man who wrote a Beastie Boys record review that Pitchfork actually had to print a retraction for. Clearly, he is F Plus material.</p>
  17995. <p>Music used:
  17996. <ol>
  17997. <li>Air - La Femme d'Argent</li>
  17998. <li>Sigur Rós - Hjartað hamas</li>
  17999. </ol>
  18000. </p>
  18001. ]]>
  18002. </content:encoded>
  18003. <itunes:summary>Pitchfork Media, often referred to as either &quot;tastemakers&quot; or &quot;douchenozzles&quot;, depending on the source, have done the impossible: They have built a successful business, relying almost entirely on indulgent record reviews. And inarguably, the man responsible for the most eye-meltingly pompous reviews has been the focus of tonite's episode: Brent DiCrescenzo. This is a man who was actually dismissed from Pitchfork for the content of his record reviews, a man who wrote a Beastie Boys record review that Pitchfork actually had to print a retraction for. Clearly, he is F Plus material.</itunes:summary>
  18004. <itunes:episode>32</itunes:episode>
  18005. <itunes:title>Excessive, Overwraught and Annoying</itunes:title>
  18006. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  18007. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  18008. <itunes:subtitle>reading pitchfork.com</itunes:subtitle>
  18009. <itunes:duration>58:50</itunes:duration>
  18010. </item>
  18011. <item>
  18012. <title>live1a: F Plus Live 1 | Part One</title>
  18013. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/live1a</link>
  18014. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/live1a</guid>
  18015. <pubDate>Mon, 18 Oct 2010 21:06:00 CST</pubDate>
  18016. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_live_1a.mp3" length="40000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  18017. <description>
  18018. A City Pages Certified A-List Event!
  18019.  
  18020. Bunnybread: Sliding Into Home by Kendra Wilkinson
  18021. Lemon: The Day I Shot Cupid by Jennifer Love Hewitt
  18022. Boots Raingear: The Ice Opinion by Ice T
  18023. Portaxx: Confessions of an Heiress by Paris Hilton
  18024. bumpgrrl: Junior by Macaulay Culkin
  18025. </description>
  18026. <content:encoded>
  18027. <![CDATA[
  18028. <p>with:
  18029. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  18030. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  18031. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  18032. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  18033. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bumpgrrl">bumpgrrl</a>
  18034. </p>
  18035. <p>A City Pages Certified A-List Event! </p>
  18036. <ol>
  18037. <li><strong>Bunnybread</strong>: Sliding Into Home <em>by Kendra Wilkinson</em></li>
  18038. <li><strong>Lemon</strong>: The Day I Shot Cupid <em>by Jennifer Love Hewitt</em></li>
  18039. <li><strong>Boots Raingear</strong>: The Ice Opinion <em>by Ice T</em></li>
  18040. <li><strong>Portaxx</strong>: Confessions of an Heiress <em>by Paris Hilton</em></li>
  18041. <li><strong>bumpgrrl</strong>: Junior <em>by Macaulay Culkin</em></li>
  18042. </ol>
  18043. ]]>
  18044. </content:encoded>
  18045. <itunes:summary>A City Pages Certified A-List Event!
  18046.  
  18047. Bunnybread: Sliding Into Home by Kendra Wilkinson
  18048. Lemon: The Day I Shot Cupid by Jennifer Love Hewitt
  18049. Boots Raingear: The Ice Opinion by Ice T
  18050. Portaxx: Confessions of an Heiress by Paris Hilton
  18051. bumpgrrl: Junior by Macaulay Culkin
  18052. </itunes:summary>
  18053. <itunes:episode>live1a</itunes:episode>
  18054. <itunes:title>F Plus Live 1 | Part One</itunes:title>
  18055. <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
  18056. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  18057. <itunes:subtitle>A City Pages Certified A-List Event!   Bunnybread: Sliding Into Home by Kendra Wilkinson Lemon: The…</itunes:subtitle>
  18058. <itunes:duration>0:58:40</itunes:duration>
  18059. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/live1a/icet-fpluslive.jpg</image>
  18060. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/live1a/icet-fpluslive-250x250.jpg" />
  18061. </item>
  18062. <item>
  18063. <title>live1b: F Plus Live 1 (part two)</title>
  18064. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/live1b</link>
  18065. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/live1b</guid>
  18066. <pubDate>Mon, 18 Oct 2010 21:06:00 CST</pubDate>
  18067. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_live_1b.mp3" length="35000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  18068. <description>
  18069. The live shenanigans continue, louder and drunker than before!
  18070.  
  18071. STOG: Behind The Bell by Dustin Diamond
  18072. John Toast: The Way Of The Master by Kirk Cameron
  18073. Jack Chick: Wild by Fabio
  18074. Jimmyfranks: The Man With The Gold by Mr. T
  18075. Lemon: 60 Years Of Wit And Wisdom by Andy Rooney
  18076. </description>
  18077. <content:encoded>
  18078. <![CDATA[
  18079. <p>with:
  18080. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  18081. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  18082. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  18083. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  18084. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  18085. </p>
  18086. <p>The live shenanigans continue, louder and drunker than before!</p>
  18087. <ol>
  18088. <li><strong>STOG</strong>: Behind The Bell <em>by Dustin Diamond</em></li>
  18089. <li><strong>John Toast</strong>: The Way Of The Master <em>by Kirk Cameron</em></li>
  18090. <li><strong>Jack Chick</strong>: Wild <em>by Fabio</em></li>
  18091. <li><strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>: The Man With The Gold <em>by Mr. T</em></li>
  18092. <li><strong>Lemon</strong>: 60 Years Of Wit And Wisdom <em>by Andy Rooney</em></li>
  18093. </ol>
  18094. ]]>
  18095. </content:encoded>
  18096. <itunes:summary>The live shenanigans continue, louder and drunker than before!
  18097.  
  18098. STOG: Behind The Bell by Dustin Diamond
  18099. John Toast: The Way Of The Master by Kirk Cameron
  18100. Jack Chick: Wild by Fabio
  18101. Jimmyfranks: The Man With The Gold by Mr. T
  18102. Lemon: 60 Years Of Wit And Wisdom by Andy Rooney
  18103. </itunes:summary>
  18104. <itunes:episode>live1b</itunes:episode>
  18105. <itunes:title>F Plus Live 1 (part two)</itunes:title>
  18106. <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
  18107. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  18108. <itunes:subtitle>The live shenanigans continue, louder and drunker than before!  STOG: Behind The Bell by Dustin…</itunes:subtitle>
  18109. <itunes:duration>51:27</itunes:duration>
  18110. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/live1b/rooney.jpg</image>
  18111. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/live1b/rooney-250x250.jpg" />
  18112. </item>
  18113. <item>
  18114. <title>31: The Antisocial Network</title>
  18115. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/31</link>
  18116. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/31</guid>
  18117. <pubDate>Mon, 11 Oct 2010 15:31:00 CST</pubDate>
  18118. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_031.mp3" length="43000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  18119. <description>
  18120. With an registered userbase of over 500 million, Facebook has not been hindered much by niggling security concerns. Enter YourOpenBook. A site which, like Google, searches through all public profiles for people talking about the pressing news of the day, like their uninformed political opinions or details of who is cheating on them now. This week, The F Plus will make you doublecheck your security settings. </description>
  18121. <content:encoded>
  18122. <![CDATA[
  18123. <p>with:
  18124. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  18125. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  18126. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  18127. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  18128. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  18129. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  18130. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  18131. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  18132. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  18133. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  18134. </p>
  18135. <p>reading:
  18136. <code>facebook.com</code>
  18137. </p>
  18138. <p>With an registered userbase of over 500 million, Facebook has not been hindered much by niggling security concerns. Enter YourOpenBook. A site which, like Google, searches through all public profiles for people talking about the pressing news of the day, like their uninformed political opinions or details of who is cheating on them now. This week, The F Plus will make you doublecheck your security settings.</p>
  18139. <p>Music used:
  18140. <ol>
  18141. <li>Louis Armstrong - A Kiss To Build A Dream On</li>
  18142. <li>Louis Armstrong - Skokiaan</li>
  18143. </ol>
  18144. </p>
  18145. ]]>
  18146. </content:encoded>
  18147. <itunes:summary>With an registered userbase of over 500 million, Facebook has not been hindered much by niggling security concerns. Enter YourOpenBook. A site which, like Google, searches through all public profiles for people talking about the pressing news of the day, like their uninformed political opinions or details of who is cheating on them now. This week, The F Plus will make you doublecheck your security settings.</itunes:summary>
  18148. <itunes:episode>31</itunes:episode>
  18149. <itunes:title>The Antisocial Network</itunes:title>
  18150. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  18151. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  18152. <itunes:subtitle>reading facebook.com</itunes:subtitle>
  18153. <itunes:duration>1:03:55</itunes:duration>
  18154. </item>
  18155. <item>
  18156. <title>30: No Sense of Decency</title>
  18157. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/30</link>
  18158. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/30</guid>
  18159. <pubDate>Tue, 21 Sep 2010 22:21:00 CST</pubDate>
  18160. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_030.mp3" length="44000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  18161. <description>
  18162. With a two-party system, and an entrenched media bias favoring the status quo, often it is difficult for less established candidates to have their views heard. As a duty to the country more than half of call home, The F Plus attempts to correct this oversight, and reads the words as written by three overlooked candidates for political office: A fundamentalist libertarian, a man with his own religion, and Basil Marceaux: A man who, even by F Plus standards, is completely unclassifiable. This week, we go way beyond the beltway, and start to wish more people used soap. </description>
  18163. <content:encoded>
  18164. <![CDATA[
  18165. <p>with:
  18166. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  18167. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  18168. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  18169. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  18170. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  18171. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  18172. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  18173. </p>
  18174. <p>Edited by <strong>Jimmyfranks</strong>.</p>
  18175. <p>With a two-party system, and an entrenched media bias favoring the status quo, often it is difficult for less established candidates to have their views heard. As a duty to the country more than half of call home, The F Plus attempts to correct this oversight, and reads the words as written by three overlooked candidates for political office: A fundamentalist libertarian, a man with his own religion, and Basil Marceaux: A man who, even by F Plus standards, is completely unclassifiable. This week, we go way beyond the beltway, and start to wish more people used soap.</p>
  18176. <p>Music used:
  18177. <ol>
  18178. <li>Ren And Stimpy Production Music</li>
  18179. </ol>
  18180. </p>
  18181. ]]>
  18182. </content:encoded>
  18183. <itunes:summary>With a two-party system, and an entrenched media bias favoring the status quo, often it is difficult for less established candidates to have their views heard. As a duty to the country more than half of call home, The F Plus attempts to correct this oversight, and reads the words as written by three overlooked candidates for political office: A fundamentalist libertarian, a man with his own religion, and Basil Marceaux: A man who, even by F Plus standards, is completely unclassifiable. This week, we go way beyond the beltway, and start to wish more people used soap.</itunes:summary>
  18184. <itunes:episode>30</itunes:episode>
  18185. <itunes:title>No Sense of Decency</itunes:title>
  18186. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  18187. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  18188. <itunes:subtitle>With a two-party system, and an entrenched media bias favoring the status quo, often it is…</itunes:subtitle>
  18189. <itunes:duration>1:05:05</itunes:duration>
  18190. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/30/ep030.jpg</image>
  18191. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/30/ep030-300x300.jpg" />
  18192. </item>
  18193. <item>
  18194. <title>shorts2010: Shorts Bonanza 2010</title>
  18195. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/shorts2010</link>
  18196. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/shorts2010</guid>
  18197. <pubDate>Sat, 11 Sep 2010 01:15:00 CST</pubDate>
  18198. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_shorts2010.mp3" length="54000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  18199. <description>
  18200. Back in 2010, we had a bunch of  shorts up in the feed, all of which were accompanied with a plug for the first F Plus Live. Then when we switched the site over, those files were taken out of the feed.
  18201. Well, Djeser was kind enough to stitch all these shorts together with some music, so now you can listen to the Gucci Mane Race War just like when Ke$ha was still a thing. Oh, the progress we've made!
  18202. SHORTS INCLUDED:
  18203.  
  18204. Gucci Man Race War
  18205. This six minute short explores the curious case of a race war breaking out on YouTube just from people watching the video for Gucci Mane's song Lemonade.
  18206. Here Come The Metalheads
  18207. This fourteen minute episode has our ridiculists taking on the YouTube comments comments for a video of Metallica's Enter Sandman.
  18208. Let's Settle This Religion Thing
  18209. In nearly 20 minutes, we're going to try to solve the question of whether or not God exists.
  18210. My Grey Baby
  18211. This woman thinks she has been impregnated by a grey. Is she right? Yeah, probably.
  18212. Sybil At The Movies
  18213. In this thirty minute episode, we're going to read the opinions of a man who is not in control of his mental faculties, and ends up writing strange essays instead.
  18214. </description>
  18215. <content:encoded>
  18216. <![CDATA[
  18217. <p>with:
  18218. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  18219. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  18220. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  18221. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  18222. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  18223. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  18224. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  18225. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  18226. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/squiddy">Squiddy</a>
  18227. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  18228. </p>
  18229. <p>reading:
  18230. <code>youtube.com</code>
  18231. </p>
  18232. <p>Edited by <strong>Djeser Djeseru</strong>.</p>
  18233. <p>Back in 2010, we had a bunch of  shorts up in the feed, all of which were accompanied with a plug for the first F Plus Live. Then when we switched the site over, those files were taken out of the feed.</p>
  18234. <p>Well, Djeser was kind enough to stitch all these shorts together with some music, so now you can listen to the Gucci Mane Race War just like when Ke$ha was still a thing. Oh, the progress we've made!</p>
  18235. <p><strong>SHORTS INCLUDED:</strong></p>
  18236. <ol>
  18237. <li><strong>Gucci Man Race War</strong><br />
  18238. This six minute short explores the curious case of a race war breaking out on YouTube just from people watching the video for Gucci Mane's song Lemonade. </li>
  18239. <li><strong>Here Come The Metalheads</strong><br />
  18240. This fourteen minute episode has our ridiculists taking on the YouTube comments comments for a video of Metallica's Enter Sandman.</li>
  18241. <li><strong>Let's Settle This Religion Thing</strong><br />
  18242. In nearly 20 minutes, we're going to try to solve the question of whether or not God exists.</li>
  18243. <li><strong>My Grey Baby</strong><br />
  18244. This woman thinks she has been impregnated by a grey. Is she right? Yeah, probably.</li>
  18245. <li><strong>Sybil At The Movies</strong><br />
  18246. In this thirty minute episode, we're going to read the opinions of a man who is not in control of his mental faculties, and ends up writing strange essays instead.</li>
  18247. </ol>
  18248. <p>Music used:
  18249. <ol>
  18250. <li>Anthony Carmichael - I'm Rappin (from Look Around You series 2)</li>
  18251. <li>Ian Gordon - The X-Files Theme In A Major Key</li>
  18252. <li>Rush - Limelight</li>
  18253. </ol>
  18254. </p>
  18255. ]]>
  18256. </content:encoded>
  18257. <itunes:summary>Back in 2010, we had a bunch of  shorts up in the feed, all of which were accompanied with a plug for the first F Plus Live. Then when we switched the site over, those files were taken out of the feed.
  18258. Well, Djeser was kind enough to stitch all these shorts together with some music, so now you can listen to the Gucci Mane Race War just like when Ke$ha was still a thing. Oh, the progress we've made!
  18259. SHORTS INCLUDED:
  18260.  
  18261. Gucci Man Race War
  18262. This six minute short explores the curious case of a race war breaking out on YouTube just from people watching the video for Gucci Mane's song Lemonade.
  18263. Here Come The Metalheads
  18264. This fourteen minute episode has our ridiculists taking on the YouTube comments comments for a video of Metallica's Enter Sandman.
  18265. Let's Settle This Religion Thing
  18266. In nearly 20 minutes, we're going to try to solve the question of whether or not God exists.
  18267. My Grey Baby
  18268. This woman thinks she has been impregnated by a grey. Is she right? Yeah, probably.
  18269. Sybil At The Movies
  18270. In this thirty minute episode, we're going to read the opinions of a man who is not in control of his mental faculties, and ends up writing strange essays instead.
  18271. </itunes:summary>
  18272. <itunes:episode>shorts2010</itunes:episode>
  18273. <itunes:title>Shorts Bonanza 2010</itunes:title>
  18274. <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
  18275. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  18276. <itunes:subtitle>reading youtube.com</itunes:subtitle>
  18277. <itunes:duration>1:19:53</itunes:duration>
  18278. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/shorts2010/shorts2010.jpg</image>
  18279. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/shorts2010/shorts2010-500x500.jpg" />
  18280. </item>
  18281. <item>
  18282. <title>29: The Netflix Revue</title>
  18283. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/29</link>
  18284. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/29</guid>
  18285. <pubDate>Tue, 10 Aug 2010 17:57:00 CST</pubDate>
  18286. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_029.mp3" length="45000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  18287. <description>
  18288. With six million registered members, Netflix has become a dominant force in the entertainment industry. In fact, the recommendations given to you each time you sign in to the Netflix home page is crafted that way by what Netflix considers to be your peers - faceless people who have some sort of opinion about the movie in question. This episode, we plan to find the next Harry Knowles... and then mock him for being fat and stupid. </description>
  18289. <content:encoded>
  18290. <![CDATA[
  18291. <p>with:
  18292. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  18293. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  18294. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  18295. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  18296. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  18297. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  18298. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  18299. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  18300. </p>
  18301. <p>reading:
  18302. <code>netflix.com</code>
  18303. </p>
  18304. <p>Content provided by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  18305. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  18306. <p>With six million registered members, Netflix has become a dominant force in the entertainment industry. In fact, the recommendations given to you each time you sign in to the Netflix home page is crafted that way by what Netflix considers to be your peers - faceless people who have some sort of opinion about the movie in question. This episode, we plan to find the next Harry Knowles... and then mock him for being fat and stupid.</p>
  18307. <p>Music used:
  18308. <ol>
  18309. <li>Massive Attack - Angel</li>
  18310. <li>Rob Dougan - Clubbed To Death</li>
  18311. </ol>
  18312. </p>
  18313. ]]>
  18314. </content:encoded>
  18315. <itunes:summary>With six million registered members, Netflix has become a dominant force in the entertainment industry. In fact, the recommendations given to you each time you sign in to the Netflix home page is crafted that way by what Netflix considers to be your peers - faceless people who have some sort of opinion about the movie in question. This episode, we plan to find the next Harry Knowles... and then mock him for being fat and stupid.</itunes:summary>
  18316. <itunes:episode>29</itunes:episode>
  18317. <itunes:title>The Netflix Revue</itunes:title>
  18318. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  18319. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  18320. <itunes:subtitle>reading netflix.com</itunes:subtitle>
  18321. <itunes:duration>1:06:23</itunes:duration>
  18322. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/29/ep029.jpg</image>
  18323. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/29/ep029-300x300.jpg" />
  18324. </item>
  18325. <item>
  18326. <title>28: But What If They're All Crappie?</title>
  18327. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/28</link>
  18328. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/28</guid>
  18329. <pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 15:06:00 CST</pubDate>
  18330. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_028.mp3" length="47000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  18331. <description>
  18332. If spending sixteen hours a day on the internet is the reason why you can't get a date, you can solve your problem by stepping away from the computer every once in a while and having a real, human, engaging conversation with someone you find attractive and personable. But of course, you're not going to do that, and that's why dating sites exist. This week, the F Plus puts on those floppy hats and goes angling in PlentyOfFish.Com, the fact that it doesn't charge means we don't have to pay to make fun of it. </description>
  18333. <content:encoded>
  18334. <![CDATA[
  18335. <p>with:
  18336. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  18337. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  18338. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  18339. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  18340. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  18341. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  18342. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  18343. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  18344. </p>
  18345. <p>reading:
  18346. <code>plentyoffish.com</code>
  18347. </p>
  18348. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  18349. <p>If spending sixteen hours a day on the internet is the reason why you can't get a date, you can solve your problem by stepping away from the computer every once in a while and having a real, human, engaging conversation with someone you find attractive and personable. But of course, you're not going to do that, and that's why dating sites exist. This week, the F Plus puts on those floppy hats and goes angling in PlentyOfFish.Com, the fact that it doesn't charge means we don't have to pay to make fun of it.</p>
  18350. <p>Music used:
  18351. <ol>
  18352. <li>Johnny Lee - Lookin' For Love</li>
  18353. <li>R Kelly vs Broken Social Scene - I'm a Flirt 7/4 Shoreline</li>
  18354. </ol>
  18355. </p>
  18356. ]]>
  18357. </content:encoded>
  18358. <itunes:summary>If spending sixteen hours a day on the internet is the reason why you can't get a date, you can solve your problem by stepping away from the computer every once in a while and having a real, human, engaging conversation with someone you find attractive and personable. But of course, you're not going to do that, and that's why dating sites exist. This week, the F Plus puts on those floppy hats and goes angling in PlentyOfFish.Com, the fact that it doesn't charge means we don't have to pay to make fun of it.</itunes:summary>
  18359. <itunes:episode>28</itunes:episode>
  18360. <itunes:title>But What If They're All Crappie?</itunes:title>
  18361. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  18362. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  18363. <itunes:subtitle>reading plentyoffish.com</itunes:subtitle>
  18364. <itunes:duration>1:09:07</itunes:duration>
  18365. </item>
  18366. <item>
  18367. <title>27: Sub Sub Pop</title>
  18368. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/27</link>
  18369. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/27</guid>
  18370. <pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 02:19:00 CST</pubDate>
  18371. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_027.mp3" length="000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  18372. <description>
  18373. The internet isn't only a place for for shut-ins to discuss their fetishes. It's also a place where self-aggrandizing attention sluts ceaselessly bludgeon the public with their own material in a transparent and shameless grab for attention. And as podcast providers, The F Plus is sympathetic to such naked egotism, but what happens if your band sucks? This week, we're taking on the music site Review Rinse Repeat, which not only reviews bands, but also lets unsigned bands explain how different and special they all are. </description>
  18374. <content:encoded>
  18375. <![CDATA[
  18376. <p>with:
  18377. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  18378. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  18379. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  18380. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bumpgrrl">bumpgrrl</a>
  18381. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  18382. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  18383. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  18384. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/squiddy">Squiddy</a>
  18385. </p>
  18386. <p>reading:
  18387. <code>reviewrinserepeat.com</code>
  18388. </p>
  18389. <p>Content provided by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  18390. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  18391. <p>The internet isn't only a place for for shut-ins to discuss their fetishes. It's also a place where self-aggrandizing attention sluts ceaselessly bludgeon the public with their own material in a transparent and shameless grab for attention. And as podcast providers, The F Plus is sympathetic to such naked egotism, but what happens if your band sucks? This week, we're taking on the music site Review Rinse Repeat, which not only reviews bands, but also lets unsigned bands explain how different and special they all are.</p>
  18392. <p>Music used:
  18393. <ol>
  18394. <li>Attack Attack! - Stick Stickley</li>
  18395. <li>Charlotte Sometimes - Army Men</li>
  18396. <li>Caleb Lovely - Stay</li>
  18397. <li>Boys Will Be Boys - Nowhere Fast</li>
  18398. <li>Late Night Habit - Hopeless Romantic</li>
  18399. <li>Cady Groves - One In The Same</li>
  18400. <li>Broken Social Scene - Major Label Debut</li>
  18401. </ol>
  18402. </p>
  18403. ]]>
  18404. </content:encoded>
  18405. <itunes:summary>The internet isn't only a place for for shut-ins to discuss their fetishes. It's also a place where self-aggrandizing attention sluts ceaselessly bludgeon the public with their own material in a transparent and shameless grab for attention. And as podcast providers, The F Plus is sympathetic to such naked egotism, but what happens if your band sucks? This week, we're taking on the music site Review Rinse Repeat, which not only reviews bands, but also lets unsigned bands explain how different and special they all are.</itunes:summary>
  18406. <itunes:episode>27</itunes:episode>
  18407. <itunes:title>Sub Sub Pop</itunes:title>
  18408. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  18409. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  18410. <itunes:subtitle>reading reviewrinserepeat.com</itunes:subtitle>
  18411. <itunes:duration>1:06:24</itunes:duration>
  18412. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/27/ep027.jpg</image>
  18413. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/27/ep027-400x400.jpg" />
  18414. </item>
  18415. <item>
  18416. <title>12: The Christmas Offensive</title>
  18417. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/12</link>
  18418. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/12</guid>
  18419. <pubDate>Sat, 17 Jul 2010 11:51:00 CST</pubDate>
  18420. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_012.mp3" length="39000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  18421. <description>
  18422. So as it turns out, we were prevented from releasing the hackneyed Christmas Episode, and so instead are releasing the slightly less hackneyed Christmas In July Episode. This one focuses on the ire that Christians feel when they walk into a store and see the most offensive phrase in the English lexicon: Happy Holidays. Before we started doing The F Plus, we all had no idea that White Privilege could have so many different voices. </description>
  18423. <content:encoded>
  18424. <![CDATA[
  18425. <p>with:
  18426. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  18427. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  18428. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  18429. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  18430. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  18431. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  18432. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  18433. </p>
  18434. <p>reading:
  18435. <code>standupforchristmas.com</code>
  18436. </p>
  18437. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  18438. <p>So as it turns out, we were prevented from releasing the hackneyed Christmas Episode, and so instead are releasing the slightly less hackneyed Christmas In July Episode. This one focuses on the ire that Christians feel when they walk into a store and see the most offensive phrase in the English lexicon: Happy Holidays. Before we started doing The F Plus, we all had no idea that White Privilege could have so many different voices.</p>
  18439. <p>Music used:
  18440. <ol>
  18441. <li>Fear - Fuck Christmas</li>
  18442. <li>Fucked Up (and guests) - Do They Know It's Christmas</li>
  18443. </ol>
  18444. </p>
  18445. ]]>
  18446. </content:encoded>
  18447. <itunes:summary>So as it turns out, we were prevented from releasing the hackneyed Christmas Episode, and so instead are releasing the slightly less hackneyed Christmas In July Episode. This one focuses on the ire that Christians feel when they walk into a store and see the most offensive phrase in the English lexicon: Happy Holidays. Before we started doing The F Plus, we all had no idea that White Privilege could have so many different voices.</itunes:summary>
  18448. <itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode>
  18449. <itunes:title>The Christmas Offensive</itunes:title>
  18450. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  18451. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  18452. <itunes:subtitle>reading standupforchristmas.com</itunes:subtitle>
  18453. <itunes:duration>0:57:39</itunes:duration>
  18454. </item>
  18455. <item>
  18456. <title>26: Ranch Dressing &#38; Other Delights</title>
  18457. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/26</link>
  18458. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/26</guid>
  18459. <pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2010 14:37:00 CST</pubDate>
  18460. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_026.mp3" length="39000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  18461. <description>
  18462. Since 1998, throngs of internet users have come to AllRecipes.Com to learn how to make the meals they've been dreaming of, and share recipes of their own. It's a site visited by literally millions of people, including clinically depressed housewives and lifelong bachelors with erectile dysfunction. What do these people like to feed themselves? Really horrific things. This episode, The F Plus has the sodium levels of the South China Sea. </description>
  18463. <content:encoded>
  18464. <![CDATA[
  18465. <p>with:
  18466. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  18467. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  18468. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  18469. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bumpgrrl">bumpgrrl</a>
  18470. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  18471. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  18472. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  18473. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  18474. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  18475. </p>
  18476. <p>reading:
  18477. <code>allrecipes.com</code>
  18478. </p>
  18479. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  18480. <p>Since 1998, throngs of internet users have come to AllRecipes.Com to learn how to make the meals they've been dreaming of, and share recipes of their own. It's a site visited by literally millions of people, including clinically depressed housewives and lifelong bachelors with erectile dysfunction. What do these people like to feed themselves? Really horrific things. This episode, The F Plus has the sodium levels of the South China Sea.</p>
  18481. <p>Music used:
  18482. <ol>
  18483. <li>Cibo Matto - Beef Jerky</li>
  18484. <li>The Riverboat Gamblers - Let's Eat</li>
  18485. <li>This Was A Real Nice Clambake from Carousel</li>
  18486. <li>Hot Chip - Crap Kraft Dinner</li>
  18487. </ol>
  18488. </p>
  18489. ]]>
  18490. </content:encoded>
  18491. <itunes:summary>Since 1998, throngs of internet users have come to AllRecipes.Com to learn how to make the meals they've been dreaming of, and share recipes of their own. It's a site visited by literally millions of people, including clinically depressed housewives and lifelong bachelors with erectile dysfunction. What do these people like to feed themselves? Really horrific things. This episode, The F Plus has the sodium levels of the South China Sea.</itunes:summary>
  18492. <itunes:episode>26</itunes:episode>
  18493. <itunes:title>Ranch Dressing &#38; Other Delights</itunes:title>
  18494. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  18495. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  18496. <itunes:subtitle>reading allrecipes.com</itunes:subtitle>
  18497. <itunes:duration>57:49</itunes:duration>
  18498. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/26/ep26.jpg</image>
  18499. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/26/ep26-300x300.jpg" />
  18500. </item>
  18501. <item>
  18502. <title>25: Porno For Pyros (Except With Sex Instead of Fire)</title>
  18503. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/25</link>
  18504. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/25</guid>
  18505. <pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2010 10:26:00 CST</pubDate>
  18506. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_025.mp3" length="41000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  18507. <description>
  18508. It's been said that communication is key to a healthy relationship. It's also been said that when your sex life cools, lovers should watch pornographic films together. But what if your primary relationship is with pornography itself? Well, if communication is key, that means you should talk about it. All the time. And you should talk about it on internet message boards with other people who are into pornography just as much as you are. This week, The F Plus examines the meaning of &quot;Too Much Of A Good Thing&quot; </description>
  18509. <content:encoded>
  18510. <![CDATA[
  18511. <p>with:
  18512. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  18513. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  18514. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  18515. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  18516. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/squiddy">Squiddy</a>
  18517. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  18518. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  18519. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  18520. </p>
  18521. <p>reading:
  18522. <code>elegantangel.com</code>
  18523. </p>
  18524. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  18525. <p>It's been said that communication is key to a healthy relationship. It's also been said that when your sex life cools, lovers should watch pornographic films together. But what if your primary relationship is with pornography itself? Well, if communication is key, that means you should talk about it. All the time. And you should talk about it on internet message boards with other people who are into pornography just as much as you are. This week, The F Plus examines the meaning of &quot;Too Much Of A Good Thing&quot;</p>
  18526. ]]>
  18527. </content:encoded>
  18528. <itunes:summary>It's been said that communication is key to a healthy relationship. It's also been said that when your sex life cools, lovers should watch pornographic films together. But what if your primary relationship is with pornography itself? Well, if communication is key, that means you should talk about it. All the time. And you should talk about it on internet message boards with other people who are into pornography just as much as you are. This week, The F Plus examines the meaning of &quot;Too Much Of A Good Thing&quot;</itunes:summary>
  18529. <itunes:episode>25</itunes:episode>
  18530. <itunes:title>Porno For Pyros (Except With Sex Instead of Fire)</itunes:title>
  18531. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  18532. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  18533. <itunes:subtitle>reading elegantangel.com</itunes:subtitle>
  18534. <itunes:duration>59:56</itunes:duration>
  18535. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/25/ep025.jpg</image>
  18536. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/25/ep025-300x300.jpg" />
  18537. </item>
  18538. <item>
  18539. <title>out03: In The Family [short]</title>
  18540. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/out03</link>
  18541. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/out03</guid>
  18542. <pubDate>Fri, 04 Jun 2010 13:46:00 CST</pubDate>
  18543. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_out03.mp3" length="10000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  18544. <description>
  18545. This is a short horror script by a currently undiscovered screenwriter named Chris Keaton which we've decided to read. Hopefully this will catapult Mr. Keaton to the Hollywood success that he so clearly deserves. </description>
  18546. <content:encoded>
  18547. <![CDATA[
  18548. <p>with:
  18549. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  18550. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  18551. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  18552. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  18553. </p>
  18554. <p>reading:
  18555. <code>chris-keaton.com</code>
  18556. </p>
  18557. <p>This is a short horror script by a currently undiscovered screenwriter named Chris Keaton which we've decided to read. Hopefully this will catapult Mr. Keaton to the Hollywood success that he so clearly deserves.</p>
  18558. <p>Music used:
  18559. <ol>
  18560. <li>U2 - Scarlet</li>
  18561. </ol>
  18562. </p>
  18563. ]]>
  18564. </content:encoded>
  18565. <itunes:summary>This is a short horror script by a currently undiscovered screenwriter named Chris Keaton which we've decided to read. Hopefully this will catapult Mr. Keaton to the Hollywood success that he so clearly deserves.</itunes:summary>
  18566. <itunes:episode>out03</itunes:episode>
  18567. <itunes:title>In The Family [short]</itunes:title>
  18568. <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
  18569. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  18570. <itunes:subtitle>reading chris-keaton.com</itunes:subtitle>
  18571. <itunes:duration>14:40</itunes:duration>
  18572. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/out03/out03.jpg</image>
  18573. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/out03/out03-400x400.jpg" />
  18574. </item>
  18575. <item>
  18576. <title>24: Violet, You're Turning Violet, Violet</title>
  18577. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/24</link>
  18578. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/24</guid>
  18579. <pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 15:55:00 CST</pubDate>
  18580. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_024.mp3" length="39000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  18581. <description>
  18582. The internet is awash with the peculiar fetishes of peculiar people. Often times, these fetish websites will host photo and video of the behavior being performed for the amusement of its visitors. But what happens when a group of people has a fetish about being force fed helium until they turn into a giant sphere, and are then popped? Well, presumably they have some difficulties in their lives. </description>
  18583. <content:encoded>
  18584. <![CDATA[
  18585. <p>with:
  18586. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  18587. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  18588. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  18589. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jimmyfranks">Jimmyfranks</a>
  18590. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  18591. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  18592. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  18593. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  18594. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  18595. </p>
  18596. <p>reading:
  18597. <code>bodyinflation.org</code>
  18598. </p>
  18599. <p>Content provided by <strong>Jack Chick</strong>.</p>
  18600. <p>The internet is awash with the peculiar fetishes of peculiar people. Often times, these fetish websites will host photo and video of the behavior being performed for the amusement of its visitors. But what happens when a group of people has a fetish about being force fed helium until they turn into a giant sphere, and are then popped? Well, presumably they have some difficulties in their lives.</p>
  18601. <p>Music used:
  18602. <ol>
  18603. <li>Nena - 99 Luftballoons (English Version)</li>
  18604. <li>7 Seconds - 99 Luftballoons</li>
  18605. </ol>
  18606. </p>
  18607. ]]>
  18608. </content:encoded>
  18609. <itunes:summary>The internet is awash with the peculiar fetishes of peculiar people. Often times, these fetish websites will host photo and video of the behavior being performed for the amusement of its visitors. But what happens when a group of people has a fetish about being force fed helium until they turn into a giant sphere, and are then popped? Well, presumably they have some difficulties in their lives.</itunes:summary>
  18610. <itunes:episode>24</itunes:episode>
  18611. <itunes:title>Violet, You're Turning Violet, Violet</itunes:title>
  18612. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  18613. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  18614. <itunes:subtitle>reading bodyinflation.org</itunes:subtitle>
  18615. <itunes:duration>57:23</itunes:duration>
  18616. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/24/ep024.jpg</image>
  18617. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/24/ep024-300x300.jpg" />
  18618. </item>
  18619. <item>
  18620. <title>23: Mexican (Woah Oh) Radio</title>
  18621. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/23</link>
  18622. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/23</guid>
  18623. <pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 13:16:00 CST</pubDate>
  18624. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_023.mp3" length="39000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  18625. <description>
  18626. With the American economy in a recession and the unemployment rate maintaining at around 10%, a number of American citizens are looking for people to blame for these problems. And there are some who place the blame squarely on Mexican immigrants. Unsurprisingly, these are the same people who blame Mexican immigrants for everything else bad that ever happens to them. We managed to record this podcast without making a single Lou Dobbs joke. </description>
  18627. <content:encoded>
  18628. <![CDATA[
  18629. <p>with:
  18630. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  18631. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  18632. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  18633. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  18634. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  18635. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  18636. </p>
  18637. <p>reading:
  18638. <code>mexicansgohome.com</code>
  18639. </p>
  18640. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  18641. <p>With the American economy in a recession and the unemployment rate maintaining at around 10%, a number of American citizens are looking for people to blame for these problems. And there are some who place the blame squarely on Mexican immigrants. Unsurprisingly, these are the same people who blame Mexican immigrants for everything else bad that ever happens to them. We managed to record this podcast without making a single Lou Dobbs joke.</p>
  18642. <p>Music used:
  18643. <ol>
  18644. <li>Cypress Hill - Latin Lingo</li>
  18645. <li>Rodrigo Y Gabriella - Diablo Rojo</li>
  18646. <li>Dr. Octagon - Earth People</li>
  18647. <li>Gogol Bordello - Immigrant Punk</li>
  18648. <li>Komeda - It's Alright Baby</li>
  18649. </ol>
  18650. </p>
  18651. ]]>
  18652. </content:encoded>
  18653. <itunes:summary>With the American economy in a recession and the unemployment rate maintaining at around 10%, a number of American citizens are looking for people to blame for these problems. And there are some who place the blame squarely on Mexican immigrants. Unsurprisingly, these are the same people who blame Mexican immigrants for everything else bad that ever happens to them. We managed to record this podcast without making a single Lou Dobbs joke.</itunes:summary>
  18654. <itunes:episode>23</itunes:episode>
  18655. <itunes:title>Mexican (Woah Oh) Radio</itunes:title>
  18656. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  18657. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  18658. <itunes:subtitle>reading mexicansgohome.com</itunes:subtitle>
  18659. <itunes:duration>56:34</itunes:duration>
  18660. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/23/ep023.jpg</image>
  18661. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/23/ep023-300x300.jpg" />
  18662. </item>
  18663. <item>
  18664. <title>22: This One's Mainly About Buttsex</title>
  18665. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/22</link>
  18666. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/22</guid>
  18667. <pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  18668. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_022.mp3" length="50000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  18669. <description>
  18670. The internet can, depending on the topic and the website, be an extraordinarily useful source of information. All over the world, people are using the internet for peer reviewed research and edification on a wide variety of topics, both scientific and cultural. And then there's sites like Yahoo! Answers, where dumb people ask dumb questions and then other dumb people answer them with dumbness. </description>
  18671. <content:encoded>
  18672. <![CDATA[
  18673. <p>with:
  18674. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  18675. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  18676. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  18677. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  18678. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  18679. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  18680. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  18681. </p>
  18682. <p>reading:
  18683. <code>answers.yahoo.com</code>
  18684. </p>
  18685. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  18686. <p>The internet can, depending on the topic and the website, be an extraordinarily useful source of information. All over the world, people are using the internet for peer reviewed research and edification on a wide variety of topics, both scientific and cultural. And then there's sites like Yahoo! Answers, where dumb people ask dumb questions and then other dumb people answer them with dumbness.</p>
  18687. <p>Music used:
  18688. <ol>
  18689. <li>Samwell - What What (In The Butt)</li>
  18690. <li>Elliot Smith - Question Mark</li>
  18691. </ol>
  18692. </p>
  18693. ]]>
  18694. </content:encoded>
  18695. <itunes:summary>The internet can, depending on the topic and the website, be an extraordinarily useful source of information. All over the world, people are using the internet for peer reviewed research and edification on a wide variety of topics, both scientific and cultural. And then there's sites like Yahoo! Answers, where dumb people ask dumb questions and then other dumb people answer them with dumbness.</itunes:summary>
  18696. <itunes:episode>22</itunes:episode>
  18697. <itunes:title>This One's Mainly About Buttsex</itunes:title>
  18698. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  18699. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  18700. <itunes:subtitle>reading answers.yahoo.com</itunes:subtitle>
  18701. <itunes:duration>1:12:50</itunes:duration>
  18702. </item>
  18703. <item>
  18704. <title>21b: It'll Shock Ya Earlobes</title>
  18705. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/21b</link>
  18706. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/21b</guid>
  18707. <pubDate>Sun, 25 Apr 2010 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  18708. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_021b.mp3" length="34000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  18709. <description>
  18710. Part two of the Juggalo podcast continues with the Topix thread on the subject of Slipknot sucking. After that, it's off to the Juggalo dating site, to meet the founder and learn about what he's looking for in a new companion. Finally, ICP fanfiction, where the two clowns die and then meet some anime characters. </description>
  18711. <content:encoded>
  18712. <![CDATA[
  18713. <p>with:
  18714. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  18715. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  18716. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  18717. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  18718. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  18719. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  18720. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  18721. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  18722. </p>
  18723. <p>reading:
  18724. <code>juggalove.com</code>
  18725. </p>
  18726. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  18727. <p>Part two of the Juggalo podcast continues with the Topix thread on the subject of Slipknot sucking. After that, it's off to the Juggalo dating site, to meet the founder and learn about what he's looking for in a new companion. Finally, ICP fanfiction, where the two clowns die and then meet some anime characters.</p>
  18728. <p>Music used:
  18729. <ol>
  18730. <li>Crispin Glover - Clowny Clown Clown</li>
  18731. <li>Elvis Costello - Clown Time Is Over</li>
  18732. </ol>
  18733. </p>
  18734. ]]>
  18735. </content:encoded>
  18736. <itunes:summary>Part two of the Juggalo podcast continues with the Topix thread on the subject of Slipknot sucking. After that, it's off to the Juggalo dating site, to meet the founder and learn about what he's looking for in a new companion. Finally, ICP fanfiction, where the two clowns die and then meet some anime characters.</itunes:summary>
  18737. <itunes:episode>21b</itunes:episode>
  18738. <itunes:title>It'll Shock Ya Earlobes</itunes:title>
  18739. <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
  18740. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  18741. <itunes:subtitle>reading juggalove.com</itunes:subtitle>
  18742. <itunes:duration>49:35</itunes:duration>
  18743. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/21b/ep021b.jpg</image>
  18744. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/21b/ep021b-300x300.jpg" />
  18745. </item>
  18746. <item>
  18747. <title>21a: F**kin' Podcasts: How Do They Work?</title>
  18748. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/21a</link>
  18749. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/21a</guid>
  18750. <pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2010 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  18751. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_021a.mp3" length="35000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  18752. <description>
  18753. Juggalos are a group of people who dress up in face paint and carry plastic hatchets because they're really into a white rap group who does just that. Making fun of juggalos on the other hand is so commonplace that even Saturday Night Live is doing it now. But you're clearly mistaken if you think that's going to keep us away. This is an episode of juggalos describing themselves in their own words, and clearly it won't make any sense. </description>
  18754. <content:encoded>
  18755. <![CDATA[
  18756. <p>with:
  18757. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  18758. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  18759. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  18760. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  18761. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  18762. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  18763. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  18764. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  18765. </p>
  18766. <p>reading:
  18767. <code>answers.yahoo.com</code>
  18768. </p>
  18769. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  18770. <p>Juggalos are a group of people who dress up in face paint and carry plastic hatchets because they're really into a white rap group who does just that. Making fun of juggalos on the other hand is so commonplace that even Saturday Night Live is doing it now. But you're clearly mistaken if you think that's going to keep us away. This is an episode of juggalos describing themselves in their own words, and clearly it won't make any sense.</p>
  18771. <p>Music used:
  18772. <ol>
  18773. <li>Send In The Clowns</li>
  18774. <li>Insane Clown Posse - Miracles</li>
  18775. </ol>
  18776. </p>
  18777. ]]>
  18778. </content:encoded>
  18779. <itunes:summary>Juggalos are a group of people who dress up in face paint and carry plastic hatchets because they're really into a white rap group who does just that. Making fun of juggalos on the other hand is so commonplace that even Saturday Night Live is doing it now. But you're clearly mistaken if you think that's going to keep us away. This is an episode of juggalos describing themselves in their own words, and clearly it won't make any sense.</itunes:summary>
  18780. <itunes:episode>21a</itunes:episode>
  18781. <itunes:title>F**kin' Podcasts: How Do They Work?</itunes:title>
  18782. <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
  18783. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  18784. <itunes:subtitle>reading answers.yahoo.com</itunes:subtitle>
  18785. <itunes:duration>50:55</itunes:duration>
  18786. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/21a/ep021a.jpg</image>
  18787. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/21a/ep021a-300x300.jpg" />
  18788. </item>
  18789. <item>
  18790. <title>20: Idyll Hands and the Devil's Workshop</title>
  18791. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/20</link>
  18792. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/20</guid>
  18793. <pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  18794. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_020.mp3" length="34000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  18795. <description>
  18796. On the internet, there's a whole lot of people writing poetry, which begs the question: Is any of it any good? Probably. But it's not like we're doing this to find people with talent. For our twentieth episode, we present to you a variety of poems from a variety of sources about a variety of topics. The commonality here is that none of these have any respect for meter or dignity. </description>
  18797. <content:encoded>
  18798. <![CDATA[
  18799. <p>with:
  18800. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  18801. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  18802. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  18803. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  18804. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  18805. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  18806. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/squiddy">Squiddy</a>
  18807. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  18808. </p>
  18809. <p>reading:
  18810. <code>emo-corner.com</code>
  18811. </p>
  18812. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  18813. <p>On the internet, there's a whole lot of people writing poetry, which begs the question: Is any of it any good? Probably. But it's not like we're doing this to find people with talent. For our twentieth episode, we present to you a variety of poems from a variety of sources about a variety of topics. The commonality here is that none of these have any respect for meter or dignity.</p>
  18814. <p>Music used:
  18815. <ol>
  18816. <li>Pete Rock - Mind Over Matter (Instrumental)</li>
  18817. <li>Black Flag - Black Coffee</li>
  18818. <li>Pantera - Suicide Note Part 2</li>
  18819. <li>King Missle - Sensitive Artist</li>
  18820. <li>Dire Straits - Lady Writer</li>
  18821. </ol>
  18822. </p>
  18823. ]]>
  18824. </content:encoded>
  18825. <itunes:summary>On the internet, there's a whole lot of people writing poetry, which begs the question: Is any of it any good? Probably. But it's not like we're doing this to find people with talent. For our twentieth episode, we present to you a variety of poems from a variety of sources about a variety of topics. The commonality here is that none of these have any respect for meter or dignity.</itunes:summary>
  18826. <itunes:episode>20</itunes:episode>
  18827. <itunes:title>Idyll Hands and the Devil's Workshop</itunes:title>
  18828. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  18829. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  18830. <itunes:subtitle>reading emo-corner.com</itunes:subtitle>
  18831. <itunes:duration>59:32</itunes:duration>
  18832. </item>
  18833. <item>
  18834. <title>19: So Far I Have Not Found The Science</title>
  18835. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/19</link>
  18836. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/19</guid>
  18837. <pubDate>Mon, 22 Mar 2010 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  18838. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_019.mp3" length="47000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  18839. <description>
  18840. To start this episode off, we took a look at the popular television show Mythbusters, or to be more specific: Fans of Mythbusters who have odd predilictions for things that happen on the show. Then we ended up getting distracted by one Mythbuster's fan comic strip called Conquistodogs. And finally, we read the twitter page of someone who likes The F Plus. </description>
  18841. <content:encoded>
  18842. <![CDATA[
  18843. <p>with:
  18844. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  18845. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  18846. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  18847. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  18848. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  18849. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  18850. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/squiddy">Squiddy</a>
  18851. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  18852. </p>
  18853. <p>To start this episode off, we took a look at the popular television show Mythbusters, or to be more specific: Fans of Mythbusters who have odd predilictions for things that happen on the show. Then we ended up getting distracted by one Mythbuster's fan comic strip called Conquistodogs. And finally, we read the twitter page of someone who likes The F Plus.</p>
  18854. <p>Music used:
  18855. <ol>
  18856. <li>The Jesus Lizard - Boilermaker</li>
  18857. <li>Eels - Dog Faced Boy</li>
  18858. </ol>
  18859. </p>
  18860. ]]>
  18861. </content:encoded>
  18862. <itunes:summary>To start this episode off, we took a look at the popular television show Mythbusters, or to be more specific: Fans of Mythbusters who have odd predilictions for things that happen on the show. Then we ended up getting distracted by one Mythbuster's fan comic strip called Conquistodogs. And finally, we read the twitter page of someone who likes The F Plus.</itunes:summary>
  18863. <itunes:episode>19</itunes:episode>
  18864. <itunes:title>So Far I Have Not Found The Science</itunes:title>
  18865. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  18866. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  18867. <itunes:subtitle>To start this episode off, we took a look at the popular television show Mythbusters, or to be more…</itunes:subtitle>
  18868. <itunes:duration>1:08:44</itunes:duration>
  18869. </item>
  18870. <item>
  18871. <title>18: Cut My Life Into Pieces, This Is My Last Resort</title>
  18872. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/18</link>
  18873. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/18</guid>
  18874. <pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  18875. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_018.mp3" length="47000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  18876. <description>
  18877. This episode, we take a brief but ever-insightful dip into the minds of teenagers. From rants about how parents don't understand, to indecipherable poetry about blood, to the simple impotent rage so timeless to the age group, we're about to get angsty all up in this bitch. </description>
  18878. <content:encoded>
  18879. <![CDATA[
  18880. <p>with:
  18881. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  18882. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  18883. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bumpgrrl">bumpgrrl</a>
  18884. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  18885. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  18886. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  18887. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  18888. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/squiddy">Squiddy</a>
  18889. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  18890. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  18891. </p>
  18892. <p>reading:
  18893. <code>teenhut.com</code>
  18894. <code>hauntingechoes.com</code>
  18895. </p>
  18896. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  18897. <p>This episode, we take a brief but ever-insightful dip into the minds of teenagers. From rants about how parents don't understand, to indecipherable poetry about blood, to the simple impotent rage so timeless to the age group, we're about to get angsty all up in this bitch.</p>
  18898. <p>Music used:
  18899. <ol>
  18900. <li>Descendants - Parents</li>
  18901. </ol>
  18902. </p>
  18903. ]]>
  18904. </content:encoded>
  18905. <itunes:summary>This episode, we take a brief but ever-insightful dip into the minds of teenagers. From rants about how parents don't understand, to indecipherable poetry about blood, to the simple impotent rage so timeless to the age group, we're about to get angsty all up in this bitch.</itunes:summary>
  18906. <itunes:episode>18</itunes:episode>
  18907. <itunes:title>Cut My Life Into Pieces, This Is My Last Resort</itunes:title>
  18908. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  18909. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  18910. <itunes:subtitle>reading teenhut.com,hauntingechoes.com</itunes:subtitle>
  18911. <itunes:duration>1:09:23</itunes:duration>
  18912. </item>
  18913. <item>
  18914. <title>17: My Malleable Mannequin</title>
  18915. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/17</link>
  18916. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/17</guid>
  18917. <pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  18918. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_017.mp3" length="44000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  18919. <description>
  18920. We're talking about the kind of romance that the powers that be in Hollywood just don't seem to focus on for some reason. Be it the Ruby 13, Teddy Babe, RSSD, or the popular Real Doll model, this episode we're talking about fuck dolls, and the men who love them. According to them, fuck doll enthusiasts are the most romantic people in the world, and you're about to hear the love. </description>
  18921. <content:encoded>
  18922. <![CDATA[
  18923. <p>with:
  18924. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  18925. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  18926. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  18927. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  18928. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  18929. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/squiddy">Squiddy</a>
  18930. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  18931. </p>
  18932. <p>reading:
  18933. <code>dollforum.com</code>
  18934. </p>
  18935. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  18936. <p>We're talking about the kind of romance that the powers that be in Hollywood just don't seem to focus on for some reason. Be it the Ruby 13, Teddy Babe, RSSD, or the popular Real Doll model, this episode we're talking about fuck dolls, and the men who love them. According to them, fuck doll enthusiasts are the most romantic people in the world, and you're about to hear the love.</p>
  18937. <p>Music used:
  18938. <ol>
  18939. <li>Frank Sinatra - Guys And Dolls</li>
  18940. <li>Hole - Doll Parts</li>
  18941. <li>Lords of Acid - Rubber Doll Opus</li>
  18942. </ol>
  18943. </p>
  18944. ]]>
  18945. </content:encoded>
  18946. <itunes:summary>We're talking about the kind of romance that the powers that be in Hollywood just don't seem to focus on for some reason. Be it the Ruby 13, Teddy Babe, RSSD, or the popular Real Doll model, this episode we're talking about fuck dolls, and the men who love them. According to them, fuck doll enthusiasts are the most romantic people in the world, and you're about to hear the love.</itunes:summary>
  18947. <itunes:episode>17</itunes:episode>
  18948. <itunes:title>My Malleable Mannequin</itunes:title>
  18949. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  18950. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  18951. <itunes:subtitle>reading dollforum.com</itunes:subtitle>
  18952. <itunes:duration>1:04:40</itunes:duration>
  18953. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/17/ep017.jpg</image>
  18954. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/17/ep017-300x300.jpg" />
  18955. </item>
  18956. <item>
  18957. <title>doublegay: The Doublegay Conservaganza</title>
  18958. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/doublegay</link>
  18959. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/doublegay</guid>
  18960. <pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 23:32:00 CST</pubDate>
  18961. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/out_doublegay.mp3" length="6000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  18962. <description>
  18963. To tide you over until the next recording hits the digital airwaves, here's two outtakes from Episode 14: A Conservative Estimate. What we have is two subjects on the topic of homosexuality, as explained by Conservapedia. And really, who knows more about the gay lifestyle than a group of reactionary fundamentalists? Well, pretty much everyone, I suppose. </description>
  18964. <content:encoded>
  18965. <![CDATA[
  18966. <p>with:
  18967. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  18968. </p>
  18969. <p>reading:
  18970. <code>conservapedia.com</code>
  18971. </p>
  18972. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  18973. <p>To tide you over until the next recording hits the digital airwaves, here's two outtakes from Episode 14: A Conservative Estimate. What we have is two subjects on the topic of homosexuality, as explained by Conservapedia. And really, who knows more about the gay lifestyle than a group of reactionary fundamentalists? Well, pretty much everyone, I suppose.</p>
  18974. <p>Music used:
  18975. <ol>
  18976. <li>Nuglah - Undercover Penis Lover</li>
  18977. <li>Garbage - Cherry Lips</li>
  18978. </ol>
  18979. </p>
  18980. ]]>
  18981. </content:encoded>
  18982. <itunes:summary>To tide you over until the next recording hits the digital airwaves, here's two outtakes from Episode 14: A Conservative Estimate. What we have is two subjects on the topic of homosexuality, as explained by Conservapedia. And really, who knows more about the gay lifestyle than a group of reactionary fundamentalists? Well, pretty much everyone, I suppose.</itunes:summary>
  18983. <itunes:episode>doublegay</itunes:episode>
  18984. <itunes:title>The Doublegay Conservaganza</itunes:title>
  18985. <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
  18986. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  18987. <itunes:subtitle>reading conservapedia.com</itunes:subtitle>
  18988. <itunes:duration>9:18</itunes:duration>
  18989. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/doublegay/doublegay.jpg</image>
  18990. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/doublegay/doublegay-400x400.jpg" />
  18991. </item>
  18992. <item>
  18993. <title>16: Press X To Not Live</title>
  18994. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/16</link>
  18995. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/16</guid>
  18996. <pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  18997. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_016.mp3" length="45000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  18998. <description>
  18999. This week, we look at the concept of Video Games as Art from several different angles. First, we take a trip to the forums of The Escapist, where members get awards for watching cartoons and talk about what kind of assault rifle is the sexiest. If we are to believe their hype, these are the new game consumers, so what do they have to say? Secondly, we look at one of the oldest philosophical arguments in history, but through the eyes of a video game fan. Then finally, we get to the content itself, and read lines directly out of Need For Speed Underground 2, just to see the kind of art these video games have </description>
  19000. <content:encoded>
  19001. <![CDATA[
  19002. <p>with:
  19003. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  19004. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  19005. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  19006. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  19007. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  19008. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/squiddy">Squiddy</a>
  19009. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  19010. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  19011. </p>
  19012. <p>reading:
  19013. <code>escapistmagazine.com</code>
  19014. </p>
  19015. <p>This week, we look at the concept of Video Games as Art from several different angles. First, we take a trip to the forums of The Escapist, where members get awards for watching cartoons and talk about what kind of assault rifle is the sexiest. If we are to believe their hype, these are the new game consumers, so what do they have to say? Secondly, we look at one of the oldest philosophical arguments in history, but through the eyes of a video game fan. Then finally, we get to the content itself, and read lines directly out of Need For Speed Underground 2, just to see the kind of art these video games have</p>
  19016. ]]>
  19017. </content:encoded>
  19018. <itunes:summary>This week, we look at the concept of Video Games as Art from several different angles. First, we take a trip to the forums of The Escapist, where members get awards for watching cartoons and talk about what kind of assault rifle is the sexiest. If we are to believe their hype, these are the new game consumers, so what do they have to say? Secondly, we look at one of the oldest philosophical arguments in history, but through the eyes of a video game fan. Then finally, we get to the content itself, and read lines directly out of Need For Speed Underground 2, just to see the kind of art these video games have</itunes:summary>
  19019. <itunes:episode>16</itunes:episode>
  19020. <itunes:title>Press X To Not Live</itunes:title>
  19021. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  19022. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  19023. <itunes:subtitle>reading escapistmagazine.com</itunes:subtitle>
  19024. <itunes:duration>1:05:24</itunes:duration>
  19025. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/16/ep016.jpg</image>
  19026. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/16/ep016-300x300.jpg" />
  19027. </item>
  19028. <item>
  19029. <title>15: An Otherworldly Experience</title>
  19030. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/15</link>
  19031. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/15</guid>
  19032. <pubDate>Sat, 23 Jan 2010 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  19033. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_015.mp3" length="40000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  19034. <description>
  19035. It shouldn't be surprising for you to learn that there's groups of people who believe they've been abducted by aliens. Nor should it be surprising to learn that people have elaborate theories about aliens colonizing earth and playing an active role in our history and religion. But how about people that have communicated with digital monsters that exist inside of a Japanese cartoon? Couple all of this with spelling that is uniformly atrocious, and we've got ourselves a podcast. </description>
  19036. <content:encoded>
  19037. <![CDATA[
  19038. <p>with:
  19039. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  19040. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  19041. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  19042. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bumpgrrl">bumpgrrl</a>
  19043. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  19044. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  19045. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  19046. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  19047. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/squiddy">Squiddy</a>
  19048. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  19049. </p>
  19050. <p>reading:
  19051. <code>alien-ufos.com</code>
  19052. </p>
  19053. <p>It shouldn't be surprising for you to learn that there's groups of people who believe they've been abducted by aliens. Nor should it be surprising to learn that people have elaborate theories about aliens colonizing earth and playing an active role in our history and religion. But how about people that have communicated with digital monsters that exist inside of a Japanese cartoon? Couple all of this with spelling that is uniformly atrocious, and we've got ourselves a podcast.</p>
  19054. <p>Music used:
  19055. <ol>
  19056. <li>Digimon TV Theme</li>
  19057. <li>Blondie - Rapture</li>
  19058. <li>The Carpenters - Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft</li>
  19059. </ol>
  19060. </p>
  19061. ]]>
  19062. </content:encoded>
  19063. <itunes:summary>It shouldn't be surprising for you to learn that there's groups of people who believe they've been abducted by aliens. Nor should it be surprising to learn that people have elaborate theories about aliens colonizing earth and playing an active role in our history and religion. But how about people that have communicated with digital monsters that exist inside of a Japanese cartoon? Couple all of this with spelling that is uniformly atrocious, and we've got ourselves a podcast.</itunes:summary>
  19064. <itunes:episode>15</itunes:episode>
  19065. <itunes:title>An Otherworldly Experience</itunes:title>
  19066. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  19067. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  19068. <itunes:subtitle>reading alien-ufos.com</itunes:subtitle>
  19069. <itunes:duration>59:17</itunes:duration>
  19070. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/15/ep015.jpg</image>
  19071. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/15/ep015-300x300.jpg" />
  19072. </item>
  19073. <item>
  19074. <title>14: A Conservative Estimate</title>
  19075. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/14</link>
  19076. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/14</guid>
  19077. <pubDate>Sat, 16 Jan 2010 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  19078. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_014.mp3" length="46000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  19079. <description>
  19080. If there's one thing that Conservatives, as a whole, have decided about the internet, it's that it has a liberal bias. YouTube has femmy kids crying about Britney Spears, so conservatives created GodTube. Google News feeds talk about American casualties in Iraq, so conservatives created The Free Republic. And Wikipedia says that Iran Contra happened, Nixon was impeached, and G. Gordon Liddy went to prison, so conservatives created Conservapedia. This is a site which is not so much meant to inform the publc (rather the opposite on a number of occasions), but is meant to reenforce stereotypes and fuel agendas. And it is delightfully insane. </description>
  19081. <content:encoded>
  19082. <![CDATA[
  19083. <p>with:
  19084. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  19085. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  19086. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  19087. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  19088. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  19089. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  19090. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  19091. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  19092. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  19093. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  19094. </p>
  19095. <p>reading:
  19096. <code>conservapedia.com</code>
  19097. </p>
  19098. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  19099. <p>If there's one thing that Conservatives, as a whole, have decided about the internet, it's that it has a liberal bias. YouTube has femmy kids crying about Britney Spears, so conservatives created GodTube. Google News feeds talk about American casualties in Iraq, so conservatives created The Free Republic. And Wikipedia says that Iran Contra happened, Nixon was impeached, and G. Gordon Liddy went to prison, so conservatives created Conservapedia. This is a site which is not so much meant to inform the publc (rather the opposite on a number of occasions), but is meant to reenforce stereotypes and fuel agendas. And it is delightfully insane.</p>
  19100. <p>Music used:
  19101. <ol>
  19102. <li>Glenn Beck ft. Trevor Cushman - Get Off My Phone</li>
  19103. </ol>
  19104. </p>
  19105. ]]>
  19106. </content:encoded>
  19107. <itunes:summary>If there's one thing that Conservatives, as a whole, have decided about the internet, it's that it has a liberal bias. YouTube has femmy kids crying about Britney Spears, so conservatives created GodTube. Google News feeds talk about American casualties in Iraq, so conservatives created The Free Republic. And Wikipedia says that Iran Contra happened, Nixon was impeached, and G. Gordon Liddy went to prison, so conservatives created Conservapedia. This is a site which is not so much meant to inform the publc (rather the opposite on a number of occasions), but is meant to reenforce stereotypes and fuel agendas. And it is delightfully insane.</itunes:summary>
  19108. <itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode>
  19109. <itunes:title>A Conservative Estimate</itunes:title>
  19110. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  19111. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  19112. <itunes:subtitle>reading conservapedia.com</itunes:subtitle>
  19113. <itunes:duration>1:07:10</itunes:duration>
  19114. </item>
  19115. <item>
  19116. <title>13: Faster Pussycat! Ki! Ki!</title>
  19117. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/13</link>
  19118. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/13</guid>
  19119. <pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  19120. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_013.mp3" length="40000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  19121. <description>
  19122. Japanese cartoons and videogames have popularized the idea that standing still and screaming somehow allows you to conjure glowing balls of energy to be used for combative purposes. Unsurprisingly, Otaku have taken this belief as gospel and make assurances that chi balls are a valid form of martial arts training. These are their badly spelled stories. </description>
  19123. <content:encoded>
  19124. <![CDATA[
  19125. <p>with:
  19126. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  19127. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  19128. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  19129. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  19130. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  19131. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  19132. </p>
  19133. <p>Japanese cartoons and videogames have popularized the idea that standing still and screaming somehow allows you to conjure glowing balls of energy to be used for combative purposes. Unsurprisingly, Otaku have taken this belief as gospel and make assurances that chi balls are a valid form of martial arts training. These are their badly spelled stories.</p>
  19134. <p>Music used:
  19135. <ol>
  19136. <li>Snap - The Power</li>
  19137. </ol>
  19138. </p>
  19139. ]]>
  19140. </content:encoded>
  19141. <itunes:summary>Japanese cartoons and videogames have popularized the idea that standing still and screaming somehow allows you to conjure glowing balls of energy to be used for combative purposes. Unsurprisingly, Otaku have taken this belief as gospel and make assurances that chi balls are a valid form of martial arts training. These are their badly spelled stories.</itunes:summary>
  19142. <itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode>
  19143. <itunes:title>Faster Pussycat! Ki! Ki!</itunes:title>
  19144. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  19145. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  19146. <itunes:subtitle>Japanese cartoons and videogames have popularized the idea that standing still and screaming…</itunes:subtitle>
  19147. <itunes:duration>59:34</itunes:duration>
  19148. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/13/ep013.jpg</image>
  19149. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/13/ep013-300x300.jpg" />
  19150. </item>
  19151. <item>
  19152. <title>11: A Feeling of Kinship</title>
  19153. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/11</link>
  19154. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/11</guid>
  19155. <pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  19156. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_011.mp3" length="43000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  19157. <description>
  19158. Otherkin is a word used to describe a group of people who believe that, in addition to being human, they also have the soul of some other creature, which is typically a dragon, a werewolf, or some other fictitious beast. For some reason, nobody ever believes they have the soul of a three-toed sloth inside of them, even though that seems the most appropriate. </description>
  19159. <content:encoded>
  19160. <![CDATA[
  19161. <p>with:
  19162. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  19163. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/portaxx">Portaxx</a>
  19164. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  19165. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  19166. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  19167. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  19168. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/squiddy">Squiddy</a>
  19169. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  19170. </p>
  19171. <p>reading:
  19172. <code>otherkindating.com</code>
  19173. </p>
  19174. <p>Otherkin is a word used to describe a group of people who believe that, in addition to being human, they also have the soul of some other creature, which is typically a dragon, a werewolf, or some other fictitious beast. For some reason, nobody ever believes they have the soul of a three-toed sloth inside of them, even though that seems the most appropriate.</p>
  19175. <p>Music used:
  19176. <ol>
  19177. <li>White Zombie - More Human Than Human</li>
  19178. </ol>
  19179. </p>
  19180. ]]>
  19181. </content:encoded>
  19182. <itunes:summary>Otherkin is a word used to describe a group of people who believe that, in addition to being human, they also have the soul of some other creature, which is typically a dragon, a werewolf, or some other fictitious beast. For some reason, nobody ever believes they have the soul of a three-toed sloth inside of them, even though that seems the most appropriate.</itunes:summary>
  19183. <itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode>
  19184. <itunes:title>A Feeling of Kinship</itunes:title>
  19185. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  19186. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  19187. <itunes:subtitle>reading otherkindating.com</itunes:subtitle>
  19188. <itunes:duration>1:02:22</itunes:duration>
  19189. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/11/ep011.jpg</image>
  19190. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/11/ep011-300x300.jpg" />
  19191. </item>
  19192. <item>
  19193. <title>10: Sex Is Personals</title>
  19194. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/10</link>
  19195. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/10</guid>
  19196. <pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  19197. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_010.mp3" length="000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  19198. <description>
  19199. While Lemon takes a week off from the F Plus podcast, the rest of the group soldiers on with readings of Craigslist ads. Ladies, have you been looking for a man who will sodomize you while you play Super Mario Brothers? Gentlemen, are you looking for a woman to masturbate inside her while you watch hentai cartoons? All of this, and more. Can you believe it's free? </description>
  19200. <content:encoded>
  19201. <![CDATA[
  19202. <p>with:
  19203. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  19204. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  19205. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  19206. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jiml2">JimL2</a>
  19207. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/stog">STOG</a>
  19208. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  19209. </p>
  19210. <p>reading:
  19211. <code>craigslist.org</code>
  19212. </p>
  19213. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  19214. <p>While Lemon takes a week off from the F Plus podcast, the rest of the group soldiers on with readings of Craigslist ads. Ladies, have you been looking for a man who will sodomize you while you play Super Mario Brothers? Gentlemen, are you looking for a woman to masturbate inside her while you watch hentai cartoons? All of this, and more. Can you believe it's free?</p>
  19215. <p>Music used:
  19216. <ol>
  19217. <li>Violent Femmes - Prove My Love</li>
  19218. <li>Bob Mould - Classifieds</li>
  19219. </ol>
  19220. </p>
  19221. ]]>
  19222. </content:encoded>
  19223. <itunes:summary>While Lemon takes a week off from the F Plus podcast, the rest of the group soldiers on with readings of Craigslist ads. Ladies, have you been looking for a man who will sodomize you while you play Super Mario Brothers? Gentlemen, are you looking for a woman to masturbate inside her while you watch hentai cartoons? All of this, and more. Can you believe it's free?</itunes:summary>
  19224. <itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode>
  19225. <itunes:title>Sex Is Personals</itunes:title>
  19226. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  19227. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  19228. <itunes:subtitle>reading craigslist.org</itunes:subtitle>
  19229. <itunes:duration>56:18</itunes:duration>
  19230. </item>
  19231. <item>
  19232. <title>9: The Transformers Radio Variety Hour</title>
  19233. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/9</link>
  19234. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/9</guid>
  19235. <pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  19236. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_009.mp3" length="000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  19237. <description>
  19238. Deviating ever so slightly from our typical podcast formula, this is a dramatic reading of two different pieces of Transformers fanfiction. One is called Ravage 3 Bodies Evolution, and the other is called Dinobot's Old Technology. Our readers play various roles, and bring the thing to you in the style of a radio drama, which no doubt was the intent of the authors. </description>
  19239. <content:encoded>
  19240. <![CDATA[
  19241. <p>with:
  19242. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  19243. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  19244. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  19245. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/squiddy">Squiddy</a>
  19246. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  19247. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  19248. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  19249. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  19250. </p>
  19251. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  19252. <p>Deviating ever so slightly from our typical podcast formula, this is a dramatic reading of two different pieces of Transformers fanfiction. One is called Ravage 3 Bodies Evolution, and the other is called Dinobot's Old Technology. Our readers play various roles, and bring the thing to you in the style of a radio drama, which no doubt was the intent of the authors.</p>
  19253. <p>Music used:
  19254. <ol>
  19255. <li>Hanson Brothers - My Girlfriend's A Robot</li>
  19256. <li>Kraftwork - The Robots</li>
  19257. </ol>
  19258. </p>
  19259. ]]>
  19260. </content:encoded>
  19261. <itunes:summary>Deviating ever so slightly from our typical podcast formula, this is a dramatic reading of two different pieces of Transformers fanfiction. One is called Ravage 3 Bodies Evolution, and the other is called Dinobot's Old Technology. Our readers play various roles, and bring the thing to you in the style of a radio drama, which no doubt was the intent of the authors.</itunes:summary>
  19262. <itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode>
  19263. <itunes:title>The Transformers Radio Variety Hour</itunes:title>
  19264. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  19265. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  19266. <itunes:subtitle>Deviating ever so slightly from our typical podcast formula, this is a dramatic reading of two…</itunes:subtitle>
  19267. <itunes:duration>1:01:11</itunes:duration>
  19268. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/9/ep009.jpg</image>
  19269. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/9/ep009-300x300.jpg" />
  19270. </item>
  19271. <item>
  19272. <title>8: Blood &#38; Sparkles</title>
  19273. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/8</link>
  19274. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/8</guid>
  19275. <pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  19276. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_008.mp3" length="33000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  19277. <description>
  19278. Twilight, as you are no doubt aware, is a poorly written series of books. Which has since become a poorly written series of movies. And yet, despite the undeniable crapulence of the material, there are throngs of people devoted to the love story of a elderly vampire and his teenage love interest who he feels like killing. What the hell, you ask? So do we! Let's examine the Twilight fans together, shall we? </description>
  19279. <content:encoded>
  19280. <![CDATA[
  19281. <p>with:
  19282. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  19283. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  19284. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bumpgrrl">bumpgrrl</a>
  19285. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  19286. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  19287. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/nutshell-gulag">Nutshell Gulag</a>
  19288. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  19289. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/squiddy">Squiddy</a>
  19290. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  19291. </p>
  19292. <p>reading:
  19293. <code>twilightersanonymous.com</code>
  19294. </p>
  19295. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  19296. <p>Twilight, as you are no doubt aware, is a poorly written series of books. Which has since become a poorly written series of movies. And yet, despite the undeniable crapulence of the material, there are throngs of people devoted to the love story of a elderly vampire and his teenage love interest who he feels like killing. What the hell, you ask? So do we! Let's examine the Twilight fans together, shall we?</p>
  19297. <p>Music used:
  19298. <ol>
  19299. <li>Fire Show - Who Do You Love?</li>
  19300. <li>Morcheeba - Good Girl Down</li>
  19301. <li>White Zombie - Blood Milk And Sky (Miss September Mix)</li>
  19302. </ol>
  19303. </p>
  19304. ]]>
  19305. </content:encoded>
  19306. <itunes:summary>Twilight, as you are no doubt aware, is a poorly written series of books. Which has since become a poorly written series of movies. And yet, despite the undeniable crapulence of the material, there are throngs of people devoted to the love story of a elderly vampire and his teenage love interest who he feels like killing. What the hell, you ask? So do we! Let's examine the Twilight fans together, shall we?</itunes:summary>
  19307. <itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode>
  19308. <itunes:title>Blood &#38; Sparkles</itunes:title>
  19309. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  19310. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  19311. <itunes:subtitle>reading twilightersanonymous.com</itunes:subtitle>
  19312. <itunes:duration>58:06</itunes:duration>
  19313. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/8/ep008.jpg</image>
  19314. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/8/ep008-300x300.jpg" />
  19315. </item>
  19316. <item>
  19317. <title>out02: Let's Hit Each Other!</title>
  19318. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/out02</link>
  19319. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/out02</guid>
  19320. <pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  19321. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_out02.mp3" length="000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  19322. <description>
  19323. An outtake from episode seven, this one was just too precious to not give to you immediately. A straight man from Oslo goes to gay bar to demonstrate his pick-up routines. Profound madness ensues. </description>
  19324. <content:encoded>
  19325. <![CDATA[
  19326. <p>with:
  19327. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  19328. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/squiddy">Squiddy</a>
  19329. </p>
  19330. <p>An outtake from episode seven, this one was just too precious to not give to you immediately. A straight man from Oslo goes to gay bar to demonstrate his pick-up routines. Profound madness ensues.</p>
  19331. ]]>
  19332. </content:encoded>
  19333. <itunes:summary>An outtake from episode seven, this one was just too precious to not give to you immediately. A straight man from Oslo goes to gay bar to demonstrate his pick-up routines. Profound madness ensues.</itunes:summary>
  19334. <itunes:episode>out02</itunes:episode>
  19335. <itunes:title>Let's Hit Each Other!</itunes:title>
  19336. <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
  19337. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  19338. <itunes:subtitle>An outtake from episode seven, this one was just too precious to not give to you immediately. A…</itunes:subtitle>
  19339. <itunes:duration></itunes:duration>
  19340. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/out02/out02.jpg</image>
  19341. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/out02/out02-300x300.jpg" />
  19342. </item>
  19343. <item>
  19344. <title>7: (Point To Schlong)</title>
  19345. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/7</link>
  19346. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/7</guid>
  19347. <pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  19348. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_007.mp3" length="27000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  19349. <description>
  19350. This week, we read the work of pick up artists and the seduction community, a thing made popular by Mystery and other likeminded douchebags with stupid hats. Using their methods (as well as a generous amount of acronyms) you too can learn how to hate women almost as much as you hate yourself. </description>
  19351. <content:encoded>
  19352. <![CDATA[
  19353. <p>with:
  19354. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  19355. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  19356. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jiml2">JimL2</a>
  19357. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  19358. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/squiddy">Squiddy</a>
  19359. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  19360. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  19361. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  19362. </p>
  19363. <p>reading:
  19364. <code>fastseduction.com</code>
  19365. <code>seductionbase.com</code>
  19366. </p>
  19367. <p>Edited by <strong>Lemon</strong>.</p>
  19368. <p>This week, we read the work of pick up artists and the seduction community, a thing made popular by Mystery and other likeminded douchebags with stupid hats. Using their methods (as well as a generous amount of acronyms) you too can learn how to hate women almost as much as you hate yourself.</p>
  19369. <p>Music used:
  19370. <ol>
  19371. <li>GWAR - Sexecutioner</li>
  19372. <li>Max Raabe - Sex Bomb</li>
  19373. </ol>
  19374. </p>
  19375. ]]>
  19376. </content:encoded>
  19377. <itunes:summary>This week, we read the work of pick up artists and the seduction community, a thing made popular by Mystery and other likeminded douchebags with stupid hats. Using their methods (as well as a generous amount of acronyms) you too can learn how to hate women almost as much as you hate yourself.</itunes:summary>
  19378. <itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode>
  19379. <itunes:title>(Point To Schlong)</itunes:title>
  19380. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  19381. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  19382. <itunes:subtitle>reading fastseduction.com,seductionbase.com</itunes:subtitle>
  19383. <itunes:duration>1:00:32</itunes:duration>
  19384. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/7/ep007.jpg</image>
  19385. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/7/ep007-300x300.jpg" />
  19386. </item>
  19387. <item>
  19388. <title>6: Too Much Paranoias</title>
  19389. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/6</link>
  19390. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/6</guid>
  19391. <pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  19392. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_006.mp3" length="26000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  19393. <description>
  19394. Ever feel like there's a global conspiracy of random strangers who exist solely to harass, annoy, belabor, and confuse you. If you don't have schizophrenic tendancies, you probably answered no. But there's groups out there who insist that the conspiracy exists, and the only way to combat it is with crazy. </description>
  19395. <content:encoded>
  19396. <![CDATA[
  19397. <p>with:
  19398. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  19399. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  19400. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  19401. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  19402. </p>
  19403. <p>reading:
  19404. <code>gangstalkingworld.com</code>
  19405. <code>trueforcedloneliness.com</code>
  19406. </p>
  19407. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  19408. <p>Ever feel like there's a global conspiracy of random strangers who exist solely to harass, annoy, belabor, and confuse you. If you don't have schizophrenic tendancies, you probably answered no. But there's groups out there who insist that the conspiracy exists, and the only way to combat it is with crazy.</p>
  19409. <p>Music used:
  19410. <ol>
  19411. <li>Rockwell - Somebody's Watching Me</li>
  19412. <li>Jefferson Airplane - White Rabbit</li>
  19413. </ol>
  19414. </p>
  19415. ]]>
  19416. </content:encoded>
  19417. <itunes:summary>Ever feel like there's a global conspiracy of random strangers who exist solely to harass, annoy, belabor, and confuse you. If you don't have schizophrenic tendancies, you probably answered no. But there's groups out there who insist that the conspiracy exists, and the only way to combat it is with crazy.</itunes:summary>
  19418. <itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode>
  19419. <itunes:title>Too Much Paranoias</itunes:title>
  19420. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  19421. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  19422. <itunes:subtitle>reading gangstalkingworld.com,trueforcedloneliness.com</itunes:subtitle>
  19423. <itunes:duration>57:57</itunes:duration>
  19424. </item>
  19425. <item>
  19426. <title>5: Weight Weight Don't Tell Me</title>
  19427. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/5</link>
  19428. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/5</guid>
  19429. <pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  19430. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_005.mp3" length="22000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  19431. <description>
  19432. This week, The F Plus aims to go big, AS BIG AS POSSIBLE. Our readers tackle the work of food fetishists, who derive sexual pleasure from overeating. </description>
  19433. <content:encoded>
  19434. <![CDATA[
  19435. <p>with:
  19436. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  19437. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  19438. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  19439. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  19440. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  19441. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  19442. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/victor-laszlo">Victor Laszlo</a>
  19443. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/squiddy">Squiddy</a>
  19444. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  19445. </p>
  19446. <p>reading:
  19447. <code>fantasyfeeder.com</code>
  19448. </p>
  19449. <p>Edited by <strong>Boots Raingear</strong>.</p>
  19450. <p>This week, The F Plus aims to go big, AS BIG AS POSSIBLE. Our readers tackle the work of food fetishists, who derive sexual pleasure from overeating.</p>
  19451. <p>Music used:
  19452. <ol>
  19453. <li>Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls</li>
  19454. <li>The Hollies - He Ain't Heavy He's My Brother</li>
  19455. </ol>
  19456. </p>
  19457. ]]>
  19458. </content:encoded>
  19459. <itunes:summary>This week, The F Plus aims to go big, AS BIG AS POSSIBLE. Our readers tackle the work of food fetishists, who derive sexual pleasure from overeating.</itunes:summary>
  19460. <itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode>
  19461. <itunes:title>Weight Weight Don't Tell Me</itunes:title>
  19462. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  19463. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  19464. <itunes:subtitle>reading fantasyfeeder.com</itunes:subtitle>
  19465. <itunes:duration>48:38</itunes:duration>
  19466. </item>
  19467. <item>
  19468. <title>4: You've Got A Friend</title>
  19469. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/4</link>
  19470. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/4</guid>
  19471. <pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  19472. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_004.mp3" length="28000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  19473. <description>
  19474. Everyone needs a support system. And this week, we've mined the the profiles and forums of an internet support group, in order to help you through any troubling times. </description>
  19475. <content:encoded>
  19476. <![CDATA[
  19477. <p>with:
  19478. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  19479. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/boots-raingear">Boots Raingear</a>
  19480. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  19481. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  19482. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  19483. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/kumquatxop">Kumquatxop</a>
  19484. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  19485. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/squiddy">Squiddy</a>
  19486. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/lemon">Lemon</a>
  19487. </p>
  19488. <p>reading:
  19489. <code>dailystrength.org</code>
  19490. </p>
  19491. <p>Everyone needs a support system. And this week, we've mined the the profiles and forums of an internet support group, in order to help you through any troubling times.</p>
  19492. <p>Music used:
  19493. <ol>
  19494. <li>Joe Cocker - With A Little Help From My Friends</li>
  19495. <li>Liz Phair - Support System</li>
  19496. </ol>
  19497. </p>
  19498. ]]>
  19499. </content:encoded>
  19500. <itunes:summary>Everyone needs a support system. And this week, we've mined the the profiles and forums of an internet support group, in order to help you through any troubling times.</itunes:summary>
  19501. <itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
  19502. <itunes:title>You've Got A Friend</itunes:title>
  19503. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  19504. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  19505. <itunes:subtitle>reading dailystrength.org</itunes:subtitle>
  19506. <itunes:duration>1:00:08</itunes:duration>
  19507. </item>
  19508. <item>
  19509. <title>3: Metaphorical Chastity</title>
  19510. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/3</link>
  19511. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/3</guid>
  19512. <pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  19513. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_003.mp3" length="52000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  19514. <description>
  19515. We're coming off our previous fetishist episode with an episode of self-flagellating morality. This episode features motivation and tips from people angry that other people are having more fun than they are. </description>
  19516. <content:encoded>
  19517. <![CDATA[
  19518. <p>with:
  19519. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/isfahan">Isfahan</a>
  19520. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  19521. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/squiddy">Squiddy</a>
  19522. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/jack-chick">Jack Chick</a>
  19523. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  19524. </p>
  19525. <p>We're coming off our previous fetishist episode with an episode of self-flagellating morality. This episode features motivation and tips from people angry that other people are having more fun than they are.</p>
  19526. <p>Music used:
  19527. <ol>
  19528. <li>Gregorian - Losing My Religion</li>
  19529. <li>Apocalyptica - Unforgiven</li>
  19530. <li>Cyndi Lauper - She Bop</li>
  19531. </ol>
  19532. </p>
  19533. ]]>
  19534. </content:encoded>
  19535. <itunes:summary>We're coming off our previous fetishist episode with an episode of self-flagellating morality. This episode features motivation and tips from people angry that other people are having more fun than they are.</itunes:summary>
  19536. <itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode>
  19537. <itunes:title>Metaphorical Chastity</itunes:title>
  19538. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  19539. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  19540. <itunes:subtitle>We're coming off our previous fetishist episode with an episode of self-flagellating morality. This…</itunes:subtitle>
  19541. <itunes:duration>0:54:50</itunes:duration>
  19542. </item>
  19543. <item>
  19544. <title>2: The Internet After Dark</title>
  19545. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/2</link>
  19546. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/2</guid>
  19547. <pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  19548. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_002.mp3" length="44000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  19549. <description>
  19550. This time we're getting a little sexy. Hear about fetishes you didn't know existed, and would probably prefer to be ignorant of. </description>
  19551. <content:encoded>
  19552. <![CDATA[
  19553. <p>with:
  19554. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/squiddy">Squiddy</a>
  19555. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  19556. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  19557. </p>
  19558. <p>This time we're getting a little sexy. Hear about fetishes you didn't know existed, and would probably prefer to be ignorant of.</p>
  19559. ]]>
  19560. </content:encoded>
  19561. <itunes:summary>This time we're getting a little sexy. Hear about fetishes you didn't know existed, and would probably prefer to be ignorant of.</itunes:summary>
  19562. <itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode>
  19563. <itunes:title>The Internet After Dark</itunes:title>
  19564. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  19565. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  19566. <itunes:subtitle>This time we're getting a little sexy. Hear about fetishes you didn't know existed, and would…</itunes:subtitle>
  19567. <itunes:duration>1:31:56</itunes:duration>
  19568. </item>
  19569. <item>
  19570. <title>1: Tell Me What Adonis Did</title>
  19571. <link>https://thefpl.us/episode/1</link>
  19572. <guid>https://thefpl.us/episode/1</guid>
  19573. <pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
  19574. <enclosure url="https://thefpl.us/podcasts/fplus_001.mp3" length="22000000" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
  19575. <description>
  19576. For the pilot, our readers tackle notes from an alternative high school in the midwest. </description>
  19577. <content:encoded>
  19578. <![CDATA[
  19579. <p>with:
  19580. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/acierocolotl">Acierocolotl</a>
  19581. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bumpgrrl">bumpgrrl</a>
  19582. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/bunnybread">Bunnybread</a>
  19583. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/john-toast">John Toast</a>
  19584. <a href="https://thefpl.us/meet/squiddy">Squiddy</a>
  19585. </p>
  19586. <p>For the pilot, our readers tackle notes from an alternative high school in the midwest.</p>
  19587. ]]>
  19588. </content:encoded>
  19589. <itunes:summary>For the pilot, our readers tackle notes from an alternative high school in the midwest.</itunes:summary>
  19590. <itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode>
  19591. <itunes:title>Tell Me What Adonis Did</itunes:title>
  19592. <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
  19593. <itunes:author>The F Plus</itunes:author>
  19594. <itunes:subtitle>For the pilot, our readers tackle notes from an alternative high school in the midwest.</itunes:subtitle>
  19595. <itunes:duration>31:08</itunes:duration>
  19596. <image>https://thefpl.us/episode/1/ep001.jpg</image>
  19597. <itunes:image href="https://thefpl.us/thumbs/episode/1/ep001-300x300.jpg" />
  19598. </item>
  19599. </channel>
  19600. </rss>
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