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Samual Coleridge wrote a poem titled “Youth and Age” with the line, “Friendship is a sheltering tree.” That is a ...</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="/img/peace_begins_with_a_smile_proverbs.jpg" alt="Image" align="left" /><p>The word Philadelphia means “human affection, brotherly love.” It means being an affectionate friend. Samual Coleridge wrote a poem titled “Youth and Age” with the line, “Friendship is a sheltering tree.” That is a perfect word picture. Friends are those whose lives are like branches. They provide shade, They provide refuge from the demanding, irritating, and searing rays of the hot sun. You can find comfort by them. You can find strength near them. They are tree-like in that they bear fruit that provides nourishment and encouragement. Isn’t it interesting that when something occurs in your life and you are alone, you pick up the phone and call a friend? You want to connect with someone else. Few things are more lonely than going through a sudden test of joy and having no friend to call.</p>]]></content:encoded> <category><![CDATA[Make You Smile]]></category> <link>https://www.funnydumper.com/MakeYouSmile/make-someone-smile-quotes</link> <guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.funnydumper.com/MakeYouSmile/make-someone-smile-quotes</guid> <pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2025 05:26:00 +0000</pubDate> </item> <item> <title>Short Cute Quotes about life</title> <description>Life is one thing that every creature on the planet has in common, but the meaning and understanding of life varies widely from person to person. Life has been described as short, sweet, dreamlike, transient and by many other ...</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="/img/short_cute_quotes_about_life_cute.jpg" alt="Short-cute-quotes-about" align="left" /><p>Life is one thing that every creature on the planet has in common, but the meaning and understanding of life varies widely from person to person. Life has been described as short, sweet, dreamlike, transient and by many other definitions. We have a collection of the best life quotes and sayings from many perspectives from loving life and living it to its fullest to complaints and critiques of life. Life can be appreciated and understood in many ways, including our famous life quotes and inspirational life quotes. We have funny sayings, cute love life quotes, funny, sad & happy life quotes and inspirational life quotes. Whether you are looking for live life quotes to remind someone in your life to live each day to its fullest or cute quotes about love and the importance of love to life, browse our lists of quotes to find what you want to say about this amazing journey we call life. We have famous life quotes that have been repeated throughout human history and quotes about life from political and spiritual leaders, comedians, writers and some from unknown sources. 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Many logos incorporate the company name with a symbol or in creative font patterns and may even include ...</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="/img/how_to_register_a_trademark_for.jpg" alt="You cannot trademark a generic" align="left" /><p>A logo establishes a company brand. logo image by Juliane from Fotolia.com A company logo is the core of your business brand. Many logos incorporate the company name with a symbol or in creative font patterns and may even include an image. Once you have designed the logo that captures the essence of your company, protect your company by registering for a trademark. Trademarks protect against others using the same or similar word, phrase or symbol, possibly infringing on your company brand for their own profit. Step 1 Pick whether you want to register the logo on a national level or on the state level. A federal registration with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office provides broader coverage but is more expensive than a state trademark registration. Step 2 Visit the website for the appropriate registration office. Visit USPTO.gov for federal registration information or go to FindLaw.com for state trademark office information. Related Reading: How to Add a Company Logo to Windows 7 Step 3 Search the respective registry database with your company name and logo symbol to make sure you are not infringing on another registered trademark. Step 4 Download the trademark application from the respective filing agency. The USPTO allows online registration, though each state has its own procedures for filing. Step 5 Complete the application with the contact information of the entity filing a trademark such as a person (you), a corporation or limited liability company. Submit the application according to the instructions provided.</p>]]></content:encoded> <category><![CDATA[Make You Smile]]></category> <link>https://www.funnydumper.com/MakeYouSmile/register-your-logo</link> <guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.funnydumper.com/MakeYouSmile/register-your-logo</guid> <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2025 10:13:00 +0000</pubDate> </item> <item> <title>Sad Smile Quotes</title> <description>We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness. David Weatherford Nobody really cares if you're miserable ...</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="/img/group_of_love_quote_sad_smile.jpg" alt="Most popular tags for this" align="left" /><p>We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness. David Weatherford Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy. Cynthia Nelms In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back. Charlie Brown Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears. Marcus Aurelius We ask God to forgive us for our evil thoughts and evil temper, but rarely, if ever ask Him to forgive us for our sadness. R. W. Dale They say when you are missing someone that they are probably feeling the same, but I don't think it's possible for you to miss me as much as I'm missing you right now. Edna St. Vincent Millay Oscar Wilde Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened. Dr. Seuss If you see a friend without a smile; give him one of yours. Proverb quotes You can choose to be happy or sad and whichever you choose that is what you get. No one is really responsible to make someone else happy, no matter what most people have been taught and accept as true. Sidney Madwed Don't fear failure so much that you refuse to try new things. The saddest summary of a life contains three descriptions: could have, might have, and should have. Louis E. Boone Nobody deserves your tears, but whoever deserves them will not make you cry. Gabriel Garcia Marquez Unknown The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy. Jim Rohn Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not; and often times we call a man cold when he is only sad. Henry Wadsworth So much sadness exists in the world that we are all under obligation to contribute as much joy as lies within our powers.</p>]]></content:encoded> <category><![CDATA[Smile Quotes]]></category> <link>https://www.funnydumper.com/SmileQuotes/sad-smile-quotes</link> <guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.funnydumper.com/SmileQuotes/sad-smile-quotes</guid> <pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2025 10:02:00 +0000</pubDate> </item> <item> <title>Quotes to make someone smile</title> <description>What makes the world turn? Geographers and scientists may tell us differently, but throughout the centuries, famous figures from all walks of life have reminded us of our ability to help it go round through kindness. Royalty ...</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="/img/21_amazing_quotes_to_make_you.jpg" alt="Quotes to make you smile" align="left" /><p>What makes the world turn? Geographers and scientists may tell us differently, but throughout the centuries, famous figures from all walks of life have reminded us of our ability to help it go round through kindness. Royalty, movie stars, thinkers and philanthropists are just a few of the people whose inspirational words have encouraged us to be good to one other. Here at Thorntons, we like to spread a little kindness and good cheer amongst our chocolate lovers, especially at this time of year. So, along with our mighty fine chocolate, here are a few quotes on kindness to keep your chin up on those less-than-perfect days at the office! Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you. (Diana, Princess of Wales, 1961–1997) No one will ever dispute the kindness of the late Princess of Wales. Lady Di reached out to the sick and underprivileged. These instructions came from royalty, so let’s follow them! How lovely that everyone, great and small, can make a contribution toward introducing justice straightaway. And you can always, always give something, even if it is only kindness! (Anne Frank, 1929–1945) These words belong to the keeper of perhaps the world’s most famous diary (which she called ‘Kitty’ and regarded as her best friend). Anne Frank wanted to become a journalist and later a famous writer when the Second World War was over. Despite the terror and hatred she faced, this inspiring teenager never lost faith. A little thought and a little kindness are often worth more than a great deal of money. (John Ruskin 1819–1900) If you wish you had more in your wallet or purse, don’t despair. Instead, take heart from the words above of the English art critic, social thinker and philanthropist John Ruskin. Many regard Ruskin as ‘the greatest Victorian’ – and the man even gave away his inheritance! We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. (Charlie Chaplin, 1889–1977, in ‘The Great Dictator’) These epic words on kindness were delivered on the silver screen by London-born movie genius Charlie Chaplin. While the world was in turmoil, in the movie ‘The Great Dictator’ Chaplin reminded audiences of the human capacity to do good and urged them to act on it. You know, gentlemen, that I do not owe any personal income tax. But nevertheless, I send a small check, now and then, to the Internal Revenue Service out of the kindness of my heart. 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For more information, please read our updated privacy and cookie policy, which also explains how to disable cookies if you wish to.</p>]]></content:encoded> <category><![CDATA[Girl Smile]]></category> <link>https://www.funnydumper.com/GirlSmile/co-op-op-bank-uk</link> <guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.funnydumper.com/GirlSmile/co-op-op-bank-uk</guid> <pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2025 09:46:00 +0000</pubDate> </item> <item> <title>Smile Banking</title> <description>You can transfer cash electronically from another bank account. cash you can pay in cash via any UK Post Office or any branch of The Co-operative Bank free of charge using your ATM card. You can also pay money into some other ...</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="/img/smile_banking_reviews_online_shopping.jpg" alt="Plastic Money Coin Yellow Blue" align="left" /><p>You can transfer cash electronically from another bank account. cash you can pay in cash via any UK Post Office or any branch of The Co-operative Bank free of charge using your ATM card. You can also pay money into some other bank's branches, although they may charge you for this cheques You can pay in cheques at any UK Post Office when you request the special envelopes we provide or at any branch of The Co-operative Bank. You can also post it to us in an envelope along with a paying in slip to: smile FREEPOST NEA 14877 Northampton NN4 7BR. Remember to jot your sort code and account number on the back of each cheque. You can also pay cheques into some other UK bank's branches - although they may charge you for this. how long does it take to clear? Cash paid in at a branch of The Co-operative Bank is available immediately if you use your card or by the end of the day if you use a slip for cheques, including those paid in at a branch of The Co-operative Bank. You should allow up to 5 working days (T+4) for the money to be available for withdrawal for cheques posted, you should allow up to 5 working days (T+4) from the day the cheque is paid into your account (T) for the money to be available for withdrawal. Please note that cheques can be returned unpaid up to close of business on the 7th working day (known as T+6). You will be able to withdraw the funds before this, although we advise that you allow the full 7 working days, as the cheque could be returned unpaid. The Co-operative Bank (smile) will debit your account for cheques which are later returned unpaid. The central clearing cycle in England and Wales takes 3 working days. All timescales are subject to the transactions being made within the working day cut off time. For Internet and phone requests it is 9pm, for The Co-operative Bank deposits using a paying in slip it is 4.30pm and for UK Post Offices it is 2.30pm - 3pm depending on the outlet.</p>]]></content:encoded> <category><![CDATA[Smile Train]]></category> <link>https://www.funnydumper.com/SmileTrain/smile-banking</link> <guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.funnydumper.com/SmileTrain/smile-banking</guid> <pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2025 09:38:00 +0000</pubDate> </item> <item> <title>Operation smile.org</title> <description>EVERYWHERE WE TURNED Operation Smile was founded in 1982 when Dr. William (Bill) P. Magee, Jr., a plastic surgeon, and his wife, Kathleen (Kathy), a nurse and clinical social worker, traveled to the Philippines with a group of ...</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="/img/mvac_operation_smile_mvac.jpg" alt="Become a Volunteer" align="left" /><p>"EVERYWHERE WE TURNED Operation Smile was founded in 1982 when Dr. William (Bill) P. Magee, Jr., a plastic surgeon, and his wife, Kathleen (Kathy), a nurse and clinical social worker, traveled to the Philippines with a group of medical volunteers to repair children's cleft lips and cleft palates. What they found was overwhelming. "People pushed their babies at us." recalls Kathy. "They tugged at our sleeves with tears in their eyes and begged us to help their children." In Naga City, approximately 300 families arrived hoping their children would receive surgery, but the team could only treat 40 children. As they prepared to leave, the Magees made a promise they would return to help more children. They began soliciting donations of surgical equipment and supplies from manufacturers, threw themselves into grassroots fundraising and assembled a volunteer team of 18 doctors, nurses and technicians for their own medical mission to the Philippines. They helped approximately 100 more patients, but again, hundreds still waited. They saw the need and Operation Smile was born. Today, Operation Smile is an international medical charity with a presence in more than 60 countries, whose global network of thousands of credentialed medical volunteers from over 80 countries is committed to helping improve the health and lives of children. For more than 30 years we've worked with local medical professionals, governments, hospitals and other NGOs to deliver the safest care to each of our patients and have established care centers wherever possible to give children ongoing medical treatment. Operation Smile continues to deliver training and education for local medical professionals so they can provide care within their own communities and share their expertise. To date, we have provided more than 220, 000 free surgeries for children born with cleft lip, cleft palate and other facial deformities. "THE NEED IS GREAT ... we have the courage to take on that challenge. There are not enough human beings to take care of the need ... We have to continue to do more, we have to challenge ourselves to do more.” -Dr. Bill Magee, Operation Smile</p>]]></content:encoded> <category><![CDATA[Beach Boys]]></category> <link>https://www.funnydumper.com/BeachBoys/operation-smileorg</link> <guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.funnydumper.com/BeachBoys/operation-smileorg</guid> <pubDate>Sat, 29 Mar 2025 10:05:00 +0000</pubDate> </item> <item> <title>Smile movie</title> <description>Smile Is a 1975 satirical comedy-drama film directed by Michael Ritchie with a screenplay by Jerry Belson about a beauty pageant in Santa Rosa, California. It stars Bruce Dern and Barbara Feldon and introduced a number of young ...</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="/img/movie_monday_smile_1975_making.jpg" alt="Smile movie 6" align="left" /><p>Smile Is a 1975 satirical comedy-drama film directed by Michael Ritchie with a screenplay by Jerry Belson about a beauty pageant in Santa Rosa, California. It stars Bruce Dern and Barbara Feldon and introduced a number of young actresses who later went on to larger roles, such as Melanie Griffith. The film satirizes small-town America and its peculiarities, hypocrisies and artifice within and around the pageant. The film was subsequently adapted into a 1986 Broadway musical with songs by Marvin Hamlisch and Howard Ashman. Plot Synopsis [edit] In separate subplots, the film focuses on Andy's unhappiness, as he is about to be inducted into a fraternal society, which requires a humiliating ritual, Little Bob (Shea), Big Bob's son, who conspires with his friends to photograph the contestants in various states of undress, and the activities of the contestants themselves. Wilson Shears (Lewis), the pageant producer, clashes with a choreographer brought in from Hollywood, Tommy French (Kidd), who is cynical and blunt. Andy refuses to go along with the induction ceremony, which involves kissing the behind of a dead chicken. He shoots his wife, who is wounded, and is jailed. But she refuses to press charges and he is released, and Big Bob tries to convince him to not move from town. The show becomes more expensive than was anticipated, and Shears pressures French to remove a ramp, because it is taking up seating. This results in an injury to a contestant, and French agrees to reinstate the ramp and to make up the difference out of his fee.</p>]]></content:encoded> <category><![CDATA[Smile Train]]></category> <link>https://www.funnydumper.com/SmileTrain/smile-movie</link> <guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.funnydumper.com/SmileTrain/smile-movie</guid> <pubDate>Sun, 09 Mar 2025 10:02:00 +0000</pubDate> </item> <item> <title>Operation</title> <description>As a blogger, I have been a failure in the last six months. I barely have enough time to tweet, let alone sit down for these extensively researched, tightly edited, and deeply insightful missives that characterize my blog. I tell ...</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="/img/woman_who_does_not_believe_she.jpg" alt="A risky operation against" align="left" /><p>As a blogger, I have been a failure in the last six months. I barely have enough time to tweet, let alone sit down for these extensively researched, tightly edited, and deeply insightful missives that characterize my blog. I tell you, 1005 words on finding love through optimization doesn’t just happen! I have my excuses, of course. As the fabulous PHD Comics points out, most of us academics seem somewhat overbooked, despite the freedom to set much of our schedule. I am not alone in being congenitally unable to turn down “opportunities” when they come by. “Help hire a Norwegian professor?” Sounds fun! “Be the external examiner for a French habilitation degree?” I am sure I’ll learn a lot! “Referee another paper?” How long can that take? “Fly to Australia for a few days to do a research center review?” Count me in! And that was just four weeks in February. All this is in addition to my day job that includes a more-than-healthy dose of academic administration. Between doing my part to run a top business school and to move along in research, not to mention family time, including picking up the leavings of a hundred pound Bernese Mountain Dog (the “Mountain” in the name comes from said leavings) and entertaining a truly remarkable nine-year-old son, my time is pretty well booked up. And then something new comes along. For me, this newness is something I had a hand in putting together: the Tepper School’s new FlexMBA program. This program offers our flagship MBA program in a hybrid online/onsite structure. Every seven weeks or so, students in the program gather at one of CMU’s campuses (we have them in Pittsburgh, Silicon Valley, and New York, we have not yet used our Qatar campus) and spend a couple days intensively starting their new courses. This is followed by six weeks of mixed synchronous and asynchronous course material. Asynchronous material is stuff the students can do in their own time: videos, readings, assignments, and so on. The synchronous lesson is a bit more than an hour in a group, meeting via a group video conference, going over any issues in the material and working on case studies, sample problems, and so on. The course ends with exams or other evaluations back on campus before starting the next courses. Our commitment is to offer the same program as our full-time residential MBA and our part-time in-Pittsburgh MBA. So this means, the same courses, faculty, learning objectives, and evaluations that our local students take. We started this program last September with 29 students, and so far it has gone great. The students are highly motivated, smart, hard-working, and engaged. And the faculty have been amazing: they have put in tons of work to adapt their courses to this new structure. Fortunately, we have some top-notch staff to keep things working. Unlike some other MBA programs, we have not partnered with any outside firm on this. If we are going to offer our degree, we want it to be our degree.</p>]]></content:encoded> <category><![CDATA[Smile Train]]></category> <link>https://www.funnydumper.com/SmileTrain/operation</link> <guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.funnydumper.com/SmileTrain/operation</guid> <pubDate>Mon, 17 Feb 2025 10:01:00 +0000</pubDate> </item> </channel></rss>If you would like to create a banner that links to this page (i.e. this validation result), do the following:
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