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<title>HOO BOY did New York's working men send a message to Biden today</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 25 Apr 2024 11:59:27 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>"I’m pretty sure they showed their crotch a little bit": New Mexico high school lets man in drag dance seductively for minors at prom 🤨</title>
<link>https://notthebee.com/article/this-high-school-let-a-guy-in-drag-dance-seductively-for-minors-at-prom-/</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 25 Apr 2024 11:34:45 -0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<img src="https://media.notthebee.com/articles/662a77fb13001662a77fb13002.jpg" width="400" style="width: 100%; max-width: 400px;">I know that drag is cool among the wine-mom book clubs these days, but maybe you should draw the line at letting men in women's lingerie dance burlesque in front of your underage sons and daughters?
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<title>WATCH: San Jose's mayor was doing an interview and this random perp decided to attack his security detail</title>
<link>https://notthebee.com/article/watch-san-joses-mayor-was-doing-an-interview-and-a-random-perp-decided-to-attack-his-security-detail/</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 25 Apr 2024 11:08:46 -0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<img src="https://media.notthebee.com/articles/662a708765dc6662a708765dc7.jpg" width="400" style="width: 100%; max-width: 400px;">California, ladies and gentlemen!
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<title>Bombshell new study discovers [checks notes] gay couples are at greater risk from [checks again] climate change</title>
<link>https://notthebee.com/article/a-bombshell-new-study-discovers-that-checks-notes-gay-couples-are-at-most-risk-from-checks-again-climate-change/</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 25 Apr 2024 10:49:02 -0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<img src="https://media.notthebee.com/articles/662a5523ecd1f662a5523ecd20.jpg" width="400" style="width: 100%; max-width: 400px;">If ever you've sat around wondering what the disproportionate effects of theoretical climate change might be on single-sex couples, well, don't worry, some crackerjack researchers at UCLA have been wondering the same thing:
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<title>Harvey Weinstein's rape conviction overturned by New York State Court of Appeals</title>
<link>https://notthebee.com/article/harvey-weinsteins-rape-conviction-overturned-by-new-york-state-court-of-appeals-/</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 25 Apr 2024 09:45:40 -0400</pubDate>
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<category><![CDATA[Court]]></category>
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<description><![CDATA[<img src="https://media.notthebee.com/articles/662a5e6d4c85b662a5e6d4c85c.jpg" width="400" style="width: 100%; max-width: 400px;">Holy moly I did not have this one on my 2024 Bingo card.
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<title>Axios poll shows majority of Americans support MASS deportation of border hoppers, including 42% of Democrats</title>
<link>https://notthebee.com/article/axios-poll-shows-majority-of-americans-support-mass-deportation-of-border-hoppers-including-42-of-democrats/</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 25 Apr 2024 09:22:54 -0400</pubDate>
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<category><![CDATA[Border Crisis]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[Biden's Border]]></category>
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<description><![CDATA[<img src="https://media.notthebee.com/articles/662a5925e68d2662a5925e68d3.jpg" width="400" style="width: 100%; max-width: 400px;">Direct quote: "Americans are open to Trump's harshest immigration plans."
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<title>Belgian man acquitted of DUI because he has rare condition where his body produces its own alcohol</title>
<link>https://notthebee.com/article/belgian-man-acquitted-of-dui-because-he-has-rare-condition-where-his-body-produces-its-own-alcohol/</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 25 Apr 2024 08:56:49 -0400</pubDate>
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<category><![CDATA[Dui]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[Off The Hook]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[Rare Disease]]></category>
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<description><![CDATA[<img src="https://media.notthebee.com/articles/6627a0901e8a66627a0901e8a7.jpg" width="400" style="width: 100%; max-width: 400px;">Yo, this guy got out of a DUI in the most insane way possible.
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<title>Colorado man tries to pay for Burger King with meth, proceeds to go on least-successful shooting spree of all time</title>
<link>https://notthebee.com/article/colorado-man-with-a-gun-insists-that-burger-king-accept-meth-as-a-form-of-payment/</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 25 Apr 2024 08:48:39 -0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<img src="https://media.notthebee.com/articles/6626fd5464efa6626fd5464efb.jpg" width="400" style="width: 100%; max-width: 400px;">Move over Bitcoin, there's a new alternative currency on the market: Methamphetamines.
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<title>Oh look, the UN's climate chief says we once again have 2 years to save the world from climate change or whatever</title>
<link>https://notthebee.com/article/oh-look-the-uns-climate-chief-says-we-once-again-have-just-2-years-to-save-the-world-from-climate-change-or-whatever/</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 25 Apr 2024 08:39:37 -0400</pubDate>
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<category><![CDATA[Climate Hysteria]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[Uh Huh]]></category>
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<description><![CDATA[<img src="https://media.notthebee.com/articles/662a22500db79662a22500db7a.jpg" width="400" style="width: 100%; max-width: 400px;">Folks, we all know it: The climate doomsayers have been regularly predicting, like clockwork, for decades, that we only have a scant number of years left until it's too late to save the world from climate change.
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<title>VIDEOS: Texas police showed UT Austin students what happens when you try to pull a Columbia University protest in the Lone Star State</title>
<link>https://notthebee.com/article/please-enjoy-texas-police-teaching-ut-austin-students-what-happens-when-you-try-to-pull-a-columbia-university-protest-in-the-lone-star-state/</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2024 17:12:03 -0400</pubDate>
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<category><![CDATA[Protests]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[Texas]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[Austin]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[Israel-Palestine]]></category>
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<description><![CDATA[<img src="https://media.notthebee.com/articles/66297573b740566297573b7406.jpg" width="400" style="width: 100%; max-width: 400px;">How it started:
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<title>Report: One of the VP's Secret Service agents attacked other agents at Joint Base Andrews on Monday and there are "DEI concerns" about his hiring</title>
<link>https://notthebee.com/article/report-one-of-the-vice-presidents-secret-service-agents-got-into-a-brawl-with-other-agents-at-andrews-air-force-base-this-morning-and-there-are-dei-concerns-about-his-hiring/</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2024 16:52:20 -0400</pubDate>
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<category><![CDATA[Kamala Harris]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[DEI]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[Secret Service]]></category>
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<description><![CDATA[<img src="https://media.notthebee.com/articles/662970f286bfb662970f286bfc.jpg" width="400" style="width: 100%; max-width: 400px;">The DEI train has come to the Secret Service!
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<title>The DNC just launched focus groups to figure out why Americans don't like Kamala and the results were what anyone with two brain cells expected</title>
<link>https://notthebee.com/article/can-you-guess-which-personal-feature-of-kamala-harris-voters-in-a-democratic-focus-group-said-they-didnt-like/</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2024 15:39:33 -0400</pubDate>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[Not the Bee]]></dc:creator>
<category><![CDATA[Kamala Harris]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[Polling]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[2024 Election]]></category>
<guid isPermaLink="false">https://notthebee.com/article/can-you-guess-which-personal-feature-of-kamala-harris-voters-in-a-democratic-focus-group-said-they-didnt-like</guid>
<description><![CDATA[<img src="https://media.notthebee.com/articles/66295fc7e49d166295fc7e49d2.jpg" width="400" style="width: 100%; max-width: 400px;">Everyone with a brain already knows deep in their heart why Kamala Harris is unlikable, but the Democrats just can't puzzle it out.
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<title>Russian hackers flooded a small Texas town with its own water supply</title>
<link>https://notthebee.com/article/russian-attackers-reportedly-hacked-a-small-texas-town-and-flooded-its-drinking-water/</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2024 15:28:04 -0400</pubDate>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[Not the Bee]]></dc:creator>
<category><![CDATA[Russia]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[Texas]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[Hackers]]></category>
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<description><![CDATA[<img src="https://media.notthebee.com/articles/6627b0a4ae2806627b0a4ae281.jpg" width="400" style="width: 100%; max-width: 400px;">Is it a psyop or are the Russian bois upping their game? I dunno, but the nice folks in Muleshoe, Texas, aren't too happy about whatever it is:
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<title>May I present "Free Palestine Drag Queen Story Hour." Yes, it's a real thing, and there's video.</title>
<link>https://notthebee.com/article/beyond-parody-check-out-this-video-from-a-free-palestine-drag-queen-story-hour/</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2024 15:23:18 -0400</pubDate>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[Not the Bee]]></dc:creator>
<category><![CDATA[Drag Queen Story Hour]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[Grooming]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[Pro-Palestine]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[Queers For Palestine]]></category>
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<description><![CDATA[<img src="https://media.notthebee.com/articles/66295c16ab33b66295c16ab33c.jpg" width="400" style="width: 100%; max-width: 400px;">Yesterday, we thought that "Queer Art Market for Palestine" would never be topped.
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<title>Canadian psychic conned Americans out of $175 million but didn't see the 10-year prison sentence coming</title>
<link>https://notthebee.com/article/canadian-psychic-stole-175-million-from-americans-in-a-mail-scheme-how-did-he-not-see-the-10-year-prison-sentence-coming/</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2024 14:57:39 -0400</pubDate>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[Not the Bee]]></dc:creator>
<category><![CDATA[Dumb Criminals]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[That's A Lot Of Money]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[Psychic]]></category>
<guid isPermaLink="false">https://notthebee.com/article/canadian-psychic-stole-175-million-from-americans-in-a-mail-scheme-how-did-he-not-see-the-10-year-prison-sentence-coming</guid>
<description><![CDATA[<img src="https://media.notthebee.com/articles/662942735f402662942735f403.jpg" width="400" style="width: 100%; max-width: 400px;">Since 1994, a Canadian named Patrice Runner has been sending people in the U.S. letters from psychics "Maria Duval" and "Patrick Guerin," promising them help with their problems through psychic guidance and magical items for a fee.
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<title>This unlucky fan brought his glove to the game and had the chance to catch a homer but it bounced right off his noggin 😭</title>
<link>https://notthebee.com/article/this-unlucky-college-baseball-fan-brought-his-glove-to-the-game-sat-in-the-outfield-had-the-chance-to-catch-a-homer-aaaand-it-bounced-right-off-his-noggin/</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2024 14:17:27 -0400</pubDate>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[Not the Bee]]></dc:creator>
<category><![CDATA[Baseball]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[Poor Guy]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[Baseball Fans]]></category>
<guid isPermaLink="false">https://notthebee.com/article/this-unlucky-college-baseball-fan-brought-his-glove-to-the-game-sat-in-the-outfield-had-the-chance-to-catch-a-homer-aaaand-it-bounced-right-off-his-noggin</guid>
<description><![CDATA[<img src="https://media.notthebee.com/articles/6629015dc182e6629015dc182f.jpg" width="400" style="width: 100%; max-width: 400px;">Went to a Louisiana State baseball game, got seats in the outfield, brought his glove, and got creamed by a homer. 👇
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<title>President Biden: "Four more years! Pause."</title>
<link>https://notthebee.com/article/president-biden-four-more-years-pause/</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2024 13:53:28 -0400</pubDate>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[Not the Bee]]></dc:creator>
<category><![CDATA[Teleprompter]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[Joe Biden Is Not OK]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[President Telepropmpter]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[Another Biden Gaffe]]></category>
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<description><![CDATA[<img src="https://media.notthebee.com/articles/662940a8a296b662940a8a296c.jpg" width="400" style="width: 100%; max-width: 400px;">I am very sorry to report our president has once again taken a loss in his war against his arch nemesis, the teleprompter.
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<title>Research suggests that AI can correctly predict your political orientation simply by scanning your face</title>
<link>https://notthebee.com/article/research-suggests-that-ai-can-correctly-predict-your-political-orientation-simply-by-scanning-your-face-shape/</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2024 12:51:49 -0400</pubDate>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[Not the Bee]]></dc:creator>
<category><![CDATA[AI]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[Facial Recognition]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[The Look On Her Face]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[Predictions]]></category>
<guid isPermaLink="false">https://notthebee.com/article/research-suggests-that-ai-can-correctly-predict-your-political-orientation-simply-by-scanning-your-face-shape</guid>
<description><![CDATA[<img src="https://media.notthebee.com/articles/6627e751133e56627e751133e6.jpg" width="400" style="width: 100%; max-width: 400px;">You see, if a person is smiling then they're conservative but if they're frowning then they're a lib. Simple as.
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<title>This boy was named after his dad and grandpa ... and they all share the same birthday 🤯</title>
<link>https://notthebee.com/article/this-baby-boy-was-named-after-both-his-father-and-grandfather-and-they-also-all-share-the-same-birthday/</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2024 12:45:42 -0400</pubDate>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[Not the Bee]]></dc:creator>
<category><![CDATA[Happy Birthday!]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[Third Time's The Charm!]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[Next Generation]]></category>
<guid isPermaLink="false">https://notthebee.com/article/this-baby-boy-was-named-after-both-his-father-and-grandfather-and-they-also-all-share-the-same-birthday</guid>
<description><![CDATA[<img src="https://media.notthebee.com/articles/6627f9ad215436627f9ad21544.jpg" width="400" style="width: 100%; max-width: 400px;">The three generations of men in the Lesinski family all share the same name and the same birthday.
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<title>Whoops! MSNBC accidentally featured someone who told the truth about why young people resent the economy right now</title>
<link>https://notthebee.com/article/whoops-msnbc-accidentally-put-someone-on-air-who-says-the-truth/</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2024 12:35:31 -0400</pubDate>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[Not the Bee]]></dc:creator>
<category><![CDATA[MSNBC]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[21st Century Economy]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[Generation Gap]]></category>
<guid isPermaLink="false">https://notthebee.com/article/whoops-msnbc-accidentally-put-someone-on-air-who-says-the-truth</guid>
<description><![CDATA[<img src="https://media.notthebee.com/articles/662933e6aab5c662933e6aab5d.jpg" width="400" style="width: 100%; max-width: 400px;">Morning Joe made a big mistake this morning and let someone on their show who speaks the truth!
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<title>Interview with NYU protester: "I really don't know... [turns to friend] Why are we protesting here?"</title>
<link>https://notthebee.com/article/watch-interview-with-protester-at-nyu-i-really-dont-know-why-were-protesting/</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2024 12:29:47 -0400</pubDate>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[Not the Bee]]></dc:creator>
<category><![CDATA[Protests]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[NYU]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[Anti-Israel]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[Anti-Israel Protestors]]></category>
<guid isPermaLink="false">https://notthebee.com/article/watch-interview-with-protester-at-nyu-i-really-dont-know-why-were-protesting</guid>
<description><![CDATA[<img src="https://media.notthebee.com/articles/66293081df4cd66293081df4ce.jpg" width="400" style="width: 100%; max-width: 400px;">Let me remind you that this person can vote.
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<title>This Oklahoma dad faces 12 YEARS in Caribbean jail because his duffel bag had stray ammo from a hunting trip. Here's how to help him.</title>
<link>https://notthebee.com/article/american-dad-faces-minimum-of-12-years-in-prison-for-several-rounds-of-hunting-ammo-found-in-suitcase-during-caribbean-vacation/</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2024 11:55:12 -0400</pubDate>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[Not the Bee]]></dc:creator>
<category><![CDATA[Travel]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[Horrific]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[Travesty Of Justice]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[Turks And Caicos]]></category>
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<description><![CDATA[<img src="https://media.notthebee.com/articles/66292cff693bd66292cff693be.jpg" width="400" style="width: 100%; max-width: 400px;">This story is gonna need a lot of shares to create enough pressure to get this dad home.
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<title>Update: Mistrial declared for Arizona farmer accused of shooting Mexican trespasser. Here's what he said after his release.</title>
<link>https://notthebee.com/article/update-judge-declares-mistrial-in-case-of-arizona-farmer-who-shot-illegal-immigrant-trespasser/</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2024 10:48:15 -0400</pubDate>
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<category><![CDATA[Update]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[Border Crisis]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[Illegal Immigration]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[Arizona]]></category>
<guid isPermaLink="false">https://notthebee.com/article/update-judge-declares-mistrial-in-case-of-arizona-farmer-who-shot-illegal-immigrant-trespasser</guid>
<description><![CDATA[<img src="https://media.notthebee.com/articles/66291bab6af9566291bab6af96.jpg" width="400" style="width: 100%; max-width: 400px;">This is an important update for those following the border crisis and the Second Amendment.
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<title>Deathbed confession leads police to solve 24-year-old West Virginia cold case murder</title>
<link>https://notthebee.com/article/deathbed-confession-leads-police-to-solve-24-year-old-west-virginia-cold-case-murder/</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2024 10:15:55 -0400</pubDate>
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<category><![CDATA[Crime]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[Murder]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[West Virginia]]></category>
<guid isPermaLink="false">https://notthebee.com/article/deathbed-confession-leads-police-to-solve-24-year-old-west-virginia-cold-case-murder</guid>
<description><![CDATA[<img src="https://media.notthebee.com/articles/6628d50c63afa6628d50c63afb.jpg" width="400" style="width: 100%; max-width: 400px;">Police never fully close the book on a murder case. And here's a good example why:
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<title>Tennessee's legislature passed a bill allowing teachers to carry firearms and Dems staged this "die-in" to protest. The video is Oscar-worthy. 😆</title>
<link>https://notthebee.com/article/tennessee-passed-a-bill-allowing-teachers-to-carry-firearms-in-schools-to-prevent-shootings-and-our-favorite-tn-democrat-participated-in-a-die-in-on-the-floor-to-protest/</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2024 10:11:42 -0400</pubDate>
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<category><![CDATA[Nashville]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[Useful Idiots]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[Gun Control]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[Justin Jones]]></category>
<guid isPermaLink="false">https://notthebee.com/article/tennessee-passed-a-bill-allowing-teachers-to-carry-firearms-in-schools-to-prevent-shootings-and-our-favorite-tn-democrat-participated-in-a-die-in-on-the-floor-to-protest</guid>
<description><![CDATA[<img src="https://media.notthebee.com/articles/6629128a1ec456629128a1ec46.jpg" width="400" style="width: 100%; max-width: 400px;">I am once again asking liberals to stop electing theater kids to office.
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<title>Reggie Bush is having his Heisman Trophy returned to him</title>
<link>https://notthebee.com/article/reggie-bush-is-having-his-heisman-trophy-returned/</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2024 09:53:33 -0400</pubDate>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[Not the Bee]]></dc:creator>
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<category><![CDATA[College Football]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[Reggie Bush]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[Heisman]]></category>
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<description><![CDATA[<img src="https://media.notthebee.com/articles/66290a42d32f866290a42d32f9.jpg" width="400" style="width: 100%; max-width: 400px;">Reggie Bush, the 2005 Heisman Trophy winner who had the award stripped away after it was discovered he took money to play, is finally having his trophy restored to him.
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<title>"Devout Catholic" Joe Biden makes sign of the cross at pro-abortion rally to deride Florida's abortion ban</title>
<link>https://notthebee.com/article/devout-catholic-biden-invokes-sign-of-the-cross-at-a-pro-abortion-rally-in-florida/</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2024 09:40:43 -0400</pubDate>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[Not the Bee]]></dc:creator>
<category><![CDATA[Blasphemy]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[Pro-Death]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[Devout Catholic Biden]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[Devout Catholic]]></category>
<guid isPermaLink="false">https://notthebee.com/article/devout-catholic-biden-invokes-sign-of-the-cross-at-a-pro-abortion-rally-in-florida</guid>
<description><![CDATA[<img src="https://media.notthebee.com/articles/66290605b214566290605b2146.jpg" width="400" style="width: 100%; max-width: 400px;">Let me let you in on a little secret about "devout" Catholics.
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<title>London authorities defend using mounted riot police against St. George's Day crowd for going outside assigned area. Let's roll the tape and see how they treat climate, LGBT, and Muslim protesters.</title>
<link>https://notthebee.com/article/london-authorities-defend-using-mounted-police-against-st-georges-day-crowd-for-going-outside-their-assigned-area-lets-roll-the-tape-and-see-how-they-treat-climate-lgbt-and-muslim-protesters/</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2024 09:37:08 -0400</pubDate>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[Not the Bee]]></dc:creator>
<category><![CDATA[Hmm]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[London]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[England]]></category>
<guid isPermaLink="false">https://notthebee.com/article/london-authorities-defend-using-mounted-police-against-st-georges-day-crowd-for-going-outside-their-assigned-area-lets-roll-the-tape-and-see-how-they-treat-climate-lgbt-and-muslim-protesters</guid>
<description><![CDATA[<img src="https://media.notthebee.com/articles/66290aa955a5866290aa955a5a.jpg" width="400" style="width: 100%; max-width: 400px;">Are you a British lad who loves Christendom and the flag of England? Well mate, you better watch your step because that kind o' hate isn't allowed in London.
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<title>Apple just slashed its Vision Pro shipments in half, may not even release new model in 2025</title>
<link>https://notthebee.com/article/apple-just-slashed-its-vision-pro-shipments-in-half-may-not-even-release-a-new-model-in-2025/</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2024 08:33:00 -0400</pubDate>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[Not the Bee]]></dc:creator>
<category><![CDATA[Economy]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[Apple]]></category>
<category><![CDATA[Headsets]]></category>
<guid isPermaLink="false">https://notthebee.com/article/apple-just-slashed-its-vision-pro-shipments-in-half-may-not-even-release-a-new-model-in-2025</guid>
<description><![CDATA[<img src="https://media.notthebee.com/articles/6628f7b7e103b6628f7b7e103c.jpg" width="400" style="width: 100%; max-width: 400px;">Not a good sign for Apple's newest little gewgaw:
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