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You want to tickle the funny bone of a chicken, outwit a goat, and wrangle a few laughs from people who think a manure spreader is a dating app? Saddle up, partner. Whether you’re a city slicker trying to fake your way into the Farm &amp; Tractor Monthly newsletter or a fourth-generation soybean whisperer with a dark sense of humor, this guide will walk you through every corn-row and cow-pie of the genre known as <a class="ag ir" href="https://bohiney.com/farming/" rel="noopener ugc nofollow" target="_blank"><strong class="nf gy">Farm Satire and Humor</strong></a>.</p></div></div></div><div class="ab cd ob oc od oe" role="separator"><span class="of by bm og oh oi"></span><span class="of by bm og oh oi"></span><span class="of by bm og oh"></span></div><div class="gq gr gs gt gu"><div class="ab cd"><div class="ck bh gc gd ge gf"><h1 id="c6b1" class="mf mg gx bf mh mi oj mk ml mm ok mo mp mq ol ms mt mu om mw mx my on na nb nc bk">Why Farm Satire Matters</h1><p id="373f" class="pw-post-body-paragraph nd ne gx nf b ng nh ni nj nk nl nm nn no np nq nr ns nt nu nv nw nx ny nz oa gq bk">Farming is sacred, serious, and deadly important. Which is exactly why it’s also <a class="ag ir" href="https://bohiney.com/" rel="noopener ugc nofollow" target="_blank"><strong class="nf gy">hilarious</strong></a>. It’s hard work, generational trauma, and diesel fumes… but it’s also roosters who think they’re in charge, cows who sit like dogs, and an endless parade of neighbors who believe WD-40 is a cure-all.</p><p id="d365" class="pw-post-body-paragraph nd ne gx nf b ng oo ni nj nk op nm nn no oq nq nr ns or nu nv nw os ny nz oa gq bk">Satire gives farmers the power to laugh at the absurdity of agricultural policy, TikTok tractor influencers, $200K combines that still won’t start, and every romanticized depiction of farm life written by someone who thinks “hay” grows on trees.</p><p id="eaeb" class="pw-post-body-paragraph nd ne gx nf b ng oo ni nj nk op nm nn no oq nq nr ns or nu nv nw os ny nz oa gq bk">Farm satire is how we make sense of:</p><ul class=""><li id="acbd" class="nd ne gx nf b ng oo ni nj nk op nm nn no oq nq nr ns or nu nv nw os ny nz oa ot ou ov bk">Government subsidies for alpacas but not soybeans.</li><li id="7ebc" class="nd ne gx nf b ng ow ni nj nk ox nm nn no oy nq nr ns oz nu nv nw pa ny nz oa ot ou ov bk">Urban vegans who believe corn is handpicked by monks.</li><li id="9c38" class="nd ne gx nf b ng ow ni nj nk ox nm nn no oy nq nr ns oz nu nv nw pa ny nz oa ot ou ov bk">Romantic novels where shirtless farm boys have six-pack abs and no visible farmer’s tan.</li><li id="3fb5" class="nd ne gx nf b ng ow ni nj nk ox nm nn no oy nq nr ns oz nu nv nw pa ny nz oa ot ou ov bk">Ag-tech startups run by kids whose only dirt experience is potting succulents in Brooklyn.</li></ul></div></div></div><div class="ab cd ob oc od oe" role="separator"><span class="of by bm og oh oi"></span><span class="of by bm og oh oi"></span><span class="of by bm og oh"></span></div><div class="gq gr gs gt gu"><div class="ab cd"><div class="ck bh gc gd ge gf"><h1 id="26ff" class="mf mg gx bf mh mi oj mk ml mm ok mo mp mq ol ms mt mu om mw mx my on na nb nc bk">The Comedic Tools of the Farm Satirist</h1><h1 id="9622" class="mf mg gx bf mh mi mj mk ml mm mn mo mp mq mr ms mt mu mv mw mx my mz na nb nc bk">Exaggeration</h1><p id="89ca" class="pw-post-body-paragraph nd ne gx nf b ng nh ni nj nk nl nm nn no np nq nr ns nt nu nv nw nx ny nz oa gq bk">Make everything <em class="pb">bigger</em> than life. That 4H cow? She weighs 17,000 pounds and eats a vegan diet of stolen kale. That rooster? He runs the barn like a mafia boss with feathers.</p><blockquote class="pc pd pe"><p id="c713" class="nd ne pb nf b ng oo ni nj nk op nm nn no oq nq nr ns or nu nv nw os ny nz oa gq bk"><em class="gx">“Our irrigation system is so high-tech it sends an alert to our phones when the clouds are being lazy.”</em></p></blockquote><h1 id="3098" class="mf mg gx bf mh mi mj mk ml mm mn mo mp mq mr ms mt mu mv mw mx my mz na nb nc bk">Wordplay</h1><p id="271c" class="pw-post-body-paragraph nd ne gx nf b ng nh ni nj nk nl nm nn no np nq nr ns nt nu nv nw nx ny nz oa gq bk">Puns are the fertilizer of farm satire — overused, groan-worthy, and somehow still effective.</p><blockquote class="pc pd pe"><p id="bda4" class="nd ne pb nf b ng oo ni nj nk op nm nn no oq nq nr ns or nu nv nw os ny nz oa gq bk"><em class="gx">“The cornfield threw a party. It was absolutely a-maize-ing.”</em></p><p id="5b37" class="nd ne pb nf b ng oo ni nj nk op nm nn no oq nq nr ns or nu nv nw os ny nz oa gq bk"><em class="gx">“The farm was haunted by the ghost of a chicken who never crossed the road.”</em></p></blockquote><h1 id="7e06" class="mf mg gx bf mh mi mj mk ml mm mn mo mp mq mr ms mt mu mv mw mx my mz na nb nc bk">Irony</h1><p id="93ab" class="pw-post-body-paragraph nd ne gx nf b ng nh ni nj nk nl nm nn no np nq nr ns nt nu nv nw nx ny nz oa gq bk">Farmers know irony better than most — after all, they’re told they’re “independent business owners” while being price-fixed by global markets, crushed by weather apps, and ghosted by the USDA.</p><blockquote class="pc pd pe"><p id="5be4" class="nd ne pb nf b ng oo ni nj nk op nm nn no oq nq nr ns or nu nv nw os ny nz oa gq bk"><em class="gx">“We used to be stewards of the land. Now we’re subcontractors for Big Corn’s Instagram strategy.”</em></p></blockquote><h1 id="ea36" class="mf mg gx bf mh mi mj mk ml mm mn mo mp mq mr ms mt mu mv mw mx my mz na nb nc bk">Stereotyping (with care!)</h1><p id="e3b1" class="pw-post-body-paragraph nd ne gx nf b ng nh ni nj nk nl nm nn no np nq nr ns nt nu nv nw nx ny nz oa gq bk">There are archetypes ripe for parody:</p><ul class=""><li id="b4ea" class="nd ne gx nf b ng oo ni nj nk op nm nn no oq nq nr ns or nu nv nw os ny nz oa ot ou ov bk">The know-it-all ag extension officer.</li><li id="63f2" class="nd ne gx nf b ng ow ni nj nk ox nm nn no oy nq nr ns oz nu nv nw pa ny nz oa ot ou ov bk">The influencer farmer who owns more drones than cows.</li><li id="bc30" class="nd ne gx nf b ng ow ni nj nk ox nm nn no oy nq nr ns oz nu nv nw pa ny nz oa ot ou ov bk">The rural libertarian who hoards seeds, AR-15s, and Bitcoin.</li><li id="4835" class="nd ne gx nf b ng ow ni nj nk ox nm nn no oy nq nr ns oz nu nv nw pa ny nz oa ot ou ov bk">The neighbor who thinks “organic” just means you yell at the bugs instead of spraying them.</li></ul><p id="190e" class="pw-post-body-paragraph nd ne gx nf b ng oo ni nj nk op nm nn no oq nq nr ns or nu nv nw os ny nz oa gq bk">Just remember: satire punches <em class="pb">up</em>, not down. Make sure you’re lampooning <em class="pb">systems</em>, not struggling folks.</p></div></div></div><div class="ab cd ob oc od oe" role="separator"><span class="of by bm og oh oi"></span><span class="of by bm og oh oi"></span><span class="of by bm og oh"></span></div><div class="gq gr gs gt gu"><div class="ab cd"><div class="ck bh gc gd ge gf"><h1 id="c810" class="mf mg gx bf mh mi oj mk ml mm ok mo mp mq ol ms mt mu om mw mx my on na nb nc bk">15 Humorous Observations for Writing Farm Satire</h1><h1 id="2b3c" class="mf mg gx bf mh mi mj mk ml mm mn mo mp mq mr ms mt mu mv mw mx my mz na nb nc bk">1. Every farm has one animal that is definitely plotting something.</h1><p id="800f" class="pw-post-body-paragraph nd ne gx nf b ng nh ni nj nk nl nm nn no np nq nr ns nt nu nv nw nx ny nz oa gq bk">Usually a goat. Possibly a chicken. Never the dog. The dog is innocent but complicit.</p><h1 id="f8ad" class="mf mg gx bf mh mi mj mk ml mm mn mo mp mq mr ms mt mu mv mw mx my mz na nb nc bk">2. Tractor envy is real and socially corrosive.</h1><p id="2260" class="pw-post-body-paragraph nd ne gx nf b ng nh ni nj nk nl nm nn no np nq nr ns nt nu nv nw nx ny nz oa gq bk">If your neighbor’s combine has GPS and yours has a broken cupholder, you’re not friends anymore.</p><h1 id="7972" class="mf mg gx bf mh mi mj mk ml mm mn mo mp mq mr ms mt mu mv mw mx my mz na nb nc bk">3. Farm kids are raised like Spartans.</h1><p id="a6cc" class="pw-post-body-paragraph nd ne gx nf b ng nh ni nj nk nl nm nn no np nq nr ns nt nu nv nw nx ny nz oa gq bk">They know how to back a trailer at 10 but will cry if you take away their Paw Patrol blanket.</p><h1 id="9055" class="mf mg gx bf mh mi mj mk ml mm mn mo mp mq mr ms mt mu mv mw mx my mz na nb nc bk">4. Ag influencers are the televangelists of modern farming.</h1><p id="e38d" class="pw-post-body-paragraph nd ne gx nf b ng nh ni nj nk nl nm nn no np nq nr ns nt nu nv nw nx ny nz oa gq bk">“Smash that like button if you believe wheat is God’s carbohydrate!”</p><h1 id="dffd" class="mf mg gx bf mh mi mj mk ml mm mn mo mp mq mr ms mt mu mv mw mx my mz na nb nc bk">5. Nothing grows faster than rumors in a small farm town.</h1><p id="57de" class="pw-post-body-paragraph nd ne gx nf b ng nh ni nj nk nl nm nn no np nq nr ns nt nu nv nw nx ny nz oa gq bk">Except possibly zucchini.</p><h1 id="6d55" class="mf mg gx bf mh mi mj mk ml mm mn mo mp mq mr ms mt mu mv mw mx my mz na nb nc bk">6. “Local food” now means blueberries airlifted from Chile to Brooklyn by guilt-powered drones.</h1><h1 id="109f" class="mf mg gx bf mh mi mj mk ml mm mn mo mp mq mr ms mt mu mv mw mx my mz na nb nc bk">7. Roosters have absolutely no concept of time.</h1><p id="5e99" class="pw-post-body-paragraph nd ne gx nf b ng nh ni nj nk nl nm nn no np nq nr ns nt nu nv nw nx ny nz oa gq bk">“3:12 AM? Sounds like dawn to me! COCK-A-DOODLE-DOOOO!”</p><h1 id="38ee" class="mf mg gx bf mh mi mj mk ml mm mn mo mp mq mr ms mt mu mv mw mx my mz na nb nc bk">8. The government will pay you NOT to grow crops, but will not pay to fix your gravel road.</h1><p id="6eea" class="pw-post-body-paragraph nd ne gx nf b ng nh ni nj nk nl nm nn no np nq nr ns nt nu nv nw nx ny nz oa gq bk">Ah, capitalism.</p><h1 id="a0fd" class="mf mg gx bf mh mi mj mk ml mm mn mo mp mq mr ms mt mu mv mw mx my mz na nb nc bk">9. City folks think ‘farm to table’ is new.</h1><p id="98e1" class="pw-post-body-paragraph nd ne gx nf b ng nh ni nj nk nl nm nn no np nq nr ns nt nu nv nw nx ny nz oa gq bk">Farmers call that “Tuesday.”</p><h1 id="d3b5" class="mf mg gx bf mh mi mj mk ml mm mn mo mp mq mr ms mt mu mv mw mx my mz na nb nc bk">10. Farmers have more weather apps than social media accounts.</h1><p id="6117" class="pw-post-body-paragraph nd ne gx nf b ng nh ni nj nk nl nm nn no np nq nr ns nt nu nv nw nx ny nz oa gq bk">But we still trust Old Jim’s arthritic knee more than any Doppler radar.</p><h1 id="0ff1" class="mf mg gx bf mh mi mj mk ml mm mn mo mp mq mr ms mt mu mv mw mx my mz na nb nc bk">11. There is no such thing as “retiring” from farming.</h1><p id="0f32" class="pw-post-body-paragraph nd ne gx nf b ng nh ni nj nk nl nm nn no np nq nr ns nt nu nv nw nx ny nz oa gq bk">Just… slowly dying while handing things to your grandson.</p><h1 id="a729" class="mf mg gx bf mh mi mj mk ml mm mn mo mp mq mr ms mt mu mv mw mx my mz na nb nc bk">12. Cows only break fences at 3:00 a.m., in the rain, during marital disputes.</h1><p id="d487" class="pw-post-body-paragraph nd ne gx nf b ng nh ni nj nk nl nm nn no np nq nr ns nt nu nv nw nx ny nz oa gq bk">It’s science.</p><h1 id="9b11" class="mf mg gx bf mh mi mj mk ml mm mn mo mp mq mr ms mt mu mv mw mx my mz na nb nc bk">13. Farmers pray more for rain than they do for forgiveness.</h1><p id="7317" class="pw-post-body-paragraph nd ne gx nf b ng nh ni nj nk nl nm nn no np nq nr ns nt nu nv nw nx ny nz oa gq bk">But they pray hardest that their kids won’t move to Austin and become DJs.</p><h1 id="36a3" class="mf mg gx bf mh mi mj mk ml mm mn mo mp mq mr ms mt mu mv mw mx my mz na nb nc bk">14. Modern ag-tech companies are just Silicon Valley trying to invent farming… again… but badly.</h1><blockquote class="pc pd pe"><p id="6674" class="nd ne pb nf b ng oo ni nj nk op nm nn no oq nq nr ns or nu nv nw os ny nz oa gq bk"><em class="gx">“We created an app that helps you identify pig squeals using blockchain!”</em></p></blockquote><h1 id="b2c1" class="mf mg gx bf mh mi mj mk ml mm mn mo mp mq mr ms mt mu mv mw mx my mz na nb nc bk">15. If it’s not nailed down, tied up, or fenced in — it’s gone.</h1><p id="1917" class="pw-post-body-paragraph nd ne gx nf b ng nh ni nj nk nl nm nn no np nq nr ns nt nu nv nw nx ny nz oa gq bk">Probably to your neighbor’s field.</p></div></div></div><div class="ab cd ob oc od oe" role="separator"><span class="of by bm og oh oi"></span><span class="of by bm og oh oi"></span><span class="of by bm og oh"></span></div><div class="gq gr gs gt gu"><div class="ab cd"><div class="ck bh gc gd ge gf"><h1 id="e982" class="mf mg gx bf mh mi oj mk ml mm ok mo mp mq ol ms mt mu om mw mx my on na nb nc bk">How to Structure a Farm Satire Piece</h1><h1 id="5396" class="mf mg gx bf mh mi mj mk ml mm mn mo mp mq mr ms mt mu mv mw mx my mz na nb nc bk">Headline: Tease with Absurdity</h1><p id="8156" class="pw-post-body-paragraph nd ne gx nf b ng nh ni nj nk nl nm nn no np nq nr ns nt nu nv nw nx ny nz oa gq bk">“Farmer Arrested for Planting Truth in Field of Lies”<br/> “Tractor Identifies as Tesla, Demands Charging Station”<br/> “Rural Man Discovers TikTok, Becomes Amish Out of Shame”</p><h1 id="8aa5" class="mf mg gx bf mh mi mj mk ml mm mn mo mp mq mr ms mt mu mv mw mx my mz na nb nc bk">Introduction: Create a Comedic Hook</h1><p id="a46b" class="pw-post-body-paragraph nd ne gx nf b ng nh ni nj nk nl nm nn no np nq nr ns nt nu nv nw nx ny nz oa gq bk">Set up a ridiculous premise with a straight face.</p><blockquote class="pc pd pe"><p id="f037" class="nd ne pb nf b ng oo ni nj nk op nm nn no oq nq nr ns or nu nv nw os ny nz oa gq bk"><em class="gx">“In a groundbreaking move, the USDA has approved emotional support goats for lonely scarecrows.”</em></p></blockquote><h1 id="1531" class="mf mg gx bf mh mi mj mk ml mm mn mo mp mq mr ms mt mu mv mw mx my mz na nb nc bk">Development: Pile on the Irony, Absurdity, and Satirical “Facts”</h1><p id="45f5" class="pw-post-body-paragraph nd ne gx nf b ng nh ni nj nk nl nm nn no np nq nr ns nt nu nv nw nx ny nz oa gq bk">Bring in fake experts:</p><ul class=""><li id="1cbe" class="nd ne gx nf b ng oo ni nj nk op nm nn no oq nq nr ns or nu nv nw os ny nz oa ot ou ov bk"><em class="pb">“Dr. Opal Hensley, Chicken Behavioral Therapist…”</em></li><li id="0953" class="nd ne gx nf b ng ow ni nj nk ox nm nn no oy nq nr ns oz nu nv nw pa ny nz oa ot ou ov bk"><em class="pb">“According to a 2023 survey by the National Association of Tractor Psychics…”</em></li></ul><p id="105d" class="pw-post-body-paragraph nd ne gx nf b ng oo ni nj nk op nm nn no oq nq nr ns or nu nv nw os ny nz oa gq bk">Use logic that spirals out of control.</p><blockquote class="pc pd pe"><p id="e8ec" class="nd ne pb nf b ng oo ni nj nk op nm nn no oq nq nr ns or nu nv nw os ny nz oa gq bk"><em class="gx">“Since cows emit methane, and methane causes climate change, the solution is obvious: give all cows Beano.”</em></p></blockquote><p id="b624" class="pw-post-body-paragraph nd ne gx nf b ng oo ni nj nk op nm nn no oq nq nr ns or nu nv nw os ny nz oa gq bk">Include mock polls:</p><blockquote class="pc pd pe"><p id="cc5e" class="nd ne pb nf b ng oo ni nj nk op nm nn no oq nq nr ns or nu nv nw os ny nz oa gq bk"><em class="gx">“72% of farmers believe their rooster is gaslighting them.”</em></p></blockquote><h1 id="ecb0" class="mf mg gx bf mh mi mj mk ml mm mn mo mp mq mr ms mt mu mv mw mx my mz na nb nc bk">Personal Anecdotes: Fake or Real, Make ’Em Funny</h1><blockquote class="pc pd pe"><p id="94e1" class="nd ne pb nf b ng oo ni nj nk op nm nn no oq nq nr ns or nu nv nw os ny nz oa gq bk"><em class="gx">“I once woke up to find my herd of goats in the backseat of my cousin’s Honda Civic. We still don’t know how they got in or where they were going.”</em></p></blockquote><h1 id="cbb2" class="mf mg gx bf mh mi mj mk ml mm mn mo mp mq mr ms mt mu mv mw mx my mz na nb nc bk">Conclusion: Either a Gut Punch or a Punchline</h1><blockquote class="pc pd pe"><p id="f170" class="nd ne pb nf b ng oo ni nj nk op nm nn no oq nq nr ns or nu nv nw os ny nz oa gq bk"><em class="gx">“Farming is hard. Satire is harder. But laughing about it is how we survive the bugs, the bills, and the bureaucracy.”</em></p></blockquote></div></div></div><div class="ab cd ob oc od oe" role="separator"><span class="of by bm og oh oi"></span><span class="of by bm og oh oi"></span><span class="of by bm og oh"></span></div><div class="gq gr gs gt gu"><div class="ab cd"><div class="ck bh gc gd ge gf"><h1 id="2217" class="mf mg gx bf mh mi oj mk ml mm ok mo mp mq ol ms mt mu om mw mx my on na nb nc bk">“Helpful Content” for Aspiring Farm Satirists</h1><ul class=""><li id="7bfe" class="nd ne gx nf b ng nh ni nj nk nl nm nn no np nq nr ns nt nu nv nw nx ny nz oa ot ou ov bk"><strong class="nf gy">Always Write What You Know</strong>: Even if you don’t live on a farm, visit one. Or better yet, spend a week fixing a barbed wire fence. You’ll write like Faulkner after that.</li><li id="ec9b" class="nd ne gx nf b ng ow ni nj nk ox nm nn no oy nq nr ns oz nu nv nw pa ny nz oa ot ou ov bk"><strong class="nf gy">Use Plain Language</strong>: Rural humor doesn’t need big words. You’re not writing for The Atlantic. You’re writing for the guy who welded his lawn chair to his riding mower.</li><li id="d2a9" class="nd ne gx nf b ng ow ni nj nk ox nm nn no oy nq nr ns oz nu nv nw pa ny nz oa ot ou ov bk"><strong class="nf gy">Respect the Land, Roast the System</strong>: The land is not the punchline. The USDA, Monsanto, or Chad who keeps flying his drone into your barn? Fair game.</li><li id="54e5" class="nd ne gx nf b ng ow ni nj nk ox nm nn no oy nq nr ns oz nu nv nw pa ny nz oa ot ou ov bk"><strong class="nf gy">Blend Sincerity with Satire</strong>: Real farm life is emotional. Let it show — then flip it upside down.</li></ul></div></div></div><div class="ab cd ob oc od oe" role="separator"><span class="of by bm og oh oi"></span><span class="of by bm og oh oi"></span><span class="of by bm og oh"></span></div><div class="gq gr gs gt gu"><div class="ab cd"><div class="ck bh gc gd ge gf"><h1 id="5baa" class="mf mg gx bf mh mi oj mk ml mm ok mo mp mq ol ms mt mu om mw mx my on na nb nc bk">What the Funny People are Saying</h1><p id="2df3" class="pw-post-body-paragraph nd ne gx nf b ng nh ni nj nk nl nm nn no np nq nr ns nt nu nv nw nx ny nz oa gq bk"><em class="pb">“When you live on a farm, every sunrise is a fresh insult from nature.”</em><br/> — <strong class="nf gy">Ron White</strong></p><p id="e065" class="pw-post-body-paragraph nd ne gx nf b ng oo ni nj nk op nm nn no oq nq nr ns or nu nv nw os ny nz oa gq bk"><em class="pb">“Farming is like marriage. You’re in it for life, most days are boring, and you can’t tell the cows from the in-laws.”</em><br/> — <strong class="nf gy">Jerry Seinfeld</strong></p><p id="5f49" class="pw-post-body-paragraph nd ne gx nf b ng oo ni nj nk op nm nn no oq nq nr ns or nu nv nw os ny nz oa gq bk"><em class="pb">“I once milked a cow that turned out to be a bull. That’s not a joke, that’s how I learned to run track.”</em><br/> — <strong class="nf gy">Chris Rock</strong></p><p id="4a5c" class="pw-post-body-paragraph nd ne gx nf b ng oo ni nj nk op nm nn no oq nq nr ns or nu nv nw os ny nz oa gq bk"><em class="pb">“You don’t know desperation until you’ve tried to internet date with dial-up in a farmhouse.”</em><br/> — <strong class="nf gy">Amy Schumer</strong></p></div></div></div><div class="ab cd ob oc od oe" role="separator"><span class="of by bm og oh oi"></span><span class="of by bm og oh oi"></span><span class="of by bm og oh"></span></div><div class="gq gr gs gt gu"><div class="ab cd"><div class="ck bh gc gd ge gf"><h1 id="39c8" class="mf mg gx bf mh mi oj mk ml mm ok mo mp mq ol ms mt mu om mw mx my on na nb nc bk">Satirical Examples from the Field</h1><h1 id="17d7" class="mf mg gx bf mh mi mj mk ml mm mn mo mp mq mr ms mt mu mv mw mx my mz na nb nc bk">1. The Anti-Corn Movement</h1><blockquote class="pc pd pe"><p id="1ece" class="nd ne pb nf b ng oo ni nj nk op nm nn no oq nq nr ns or nu nv nw os ny nz oa gq bk"><em class="gx">“In a shocking development, corn has been declared a ‘colonizer crop’ by the Urban Agricultural Justice League. In response, rural farmers across the Midwest burned effigies of tofu.”</em></p></blockquote><h1 id="5b18" class="mf mg gx bf mh mi mj mk ml mm mn mo mp mq mr ms mt mu mv mw mx my mz na nb nc bk">2. Rural-Farm TikTok Ban</h1><blockquote class="pc pd pe"><p id="08d4" class="nd ne pb nf b ng oo ni nj nk op nm nn no oq nq nr ns or nu nv nw os ny nz oa gq bk"><em class="gx">“The government has banned TikTok on rural farms after a string of tractor-dancing injuries and one barn fire caused by a cow participating in the ‘Milk Jug Challenge.’”</em></p></blockquote><h1 id="7452" class="mf mg gx bf mh mi mj mk ml mm mn mo mp mq mr ms mt mu mv mw mx my mz na nb nc bk">3. Vegan Ghosts Haunt Dairy Barn</h1><blockquote class="pc pd pe"><p id="2c05" class="nd ne pb nf b ng oo ni nj nk op nm nn no oq nq nr ns or nu nv nw os ny nz oa gq bk"><em class="gx">“A Wisconsin dairy farmer claims his cows are being haunted by vegan ghosts. ‘They whisper almond milk recipes at night,’ he sobbed.”</em></p></blockquote></div></div></div><div class="ab cd ob oc od oe" role="separator"><span class="of by bm og oh oi"></span><span class="of by bm og oh oi"></span><span class="of by bm og oh"></span></div><div class="gq gr gs gt gu"><div class="ab cd"><div class="ck bh gc gd ge gf"><h1 id="e169" class="mf mg gx bf mh mi oj mk ml mm ok mo mp mq ol ms mt mu om mw mx my on na nb nc bk">Final Thoughts: Why It Works</h1><p id="0915" class="pw-post-body-paragraph nd ne gx nf b ng nh ni nj nk nl nm nn no np nq nr ns nt nu nv nw nx ny nz oa gq bk">Farm satire thrives because <strong class="nf gy">agriculture is the backbone of society but gets treated like a footnote</strong>. 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