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  292.                            <p></p><p>Good jokes can sometimes often be witty and clever, but sometimes a cheesy joke is so bad, it's good. With the right delivery, a cheesy joke can make anyone burst out laughing. </p><p>If you need to stock up on all the cheesy, corny (this is beginning to sound delicious) jokes, we've got you covered. </p><h3 id="70-corny-cheesy-jokes-so-bad-that-they-re-good">70 Corny &amp; Cheesy Jokes - So Bad, That They're Good</h3><p></p><figure class="kg-card kg-image-card kg-card-hascaption"><img src="https://www.brightful.me/content/images/2020/08/forest-simon-ZKbve9f7Mp4-unsplash.jpg" class="kg-image" alt loading="lazy" width="2000" height="1333" srcset="https://www.brightful.me/content/images/size/w600/2020/08/forest-simon-ZKbve9f7Mp4-unsplash.jpg 600w, https://www.brightful.me/content/images/size/w1000/2020/08/forest-simon-ZKbve9f7Mp4-unsplash.jpg 1000w, https://www.brightful.me/content/images/size/w1600/2020/08/forest-simon-ZKbve9f7Mp4-unsplash.jpg 1600w, https://www.brightful.me/content/images/size/w2400/2020/08/forest-simon-ZKbve9f7Mp4-unsplash.jpg 2400w" sizes="(min-width: 720px) 720px"><figcaption>Hi-yaaaaa!</figcaption></figure><p><strong>What do you call a pig that does karate?</strong></p><p>A pork chop.</p><p></p><p><strong>What do you call a cow with no legs?</strong></p><p>Ground beef.</p><p></p><p><strong>Why did the bike fall over?</strong></p><p>It was two tired.</p><p></p><p><strong>Why did the kid throw the clock out the window?</strong></p><p>Because he wanted to see time fly.</p><p></p><p><strong>Why did the teacher carry a ruler?</strong></p><p>She was being held back.</p><p></p><p><strong>What did the grape do when it got stepped on?</strong></p><p>It let out a whine.</p><p></p><p><strong>What does a pirate’s wife wear?</strong></p><p>Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-mour.</p><p></p><p><strong>What did the tree say when he got asked why he got cut down?</strong></p><p>I'm stumped.</p><p></p><figure class="kg-card kg-image-card kg-card-hascaption"><img src="https://www.brightful.me/content/images/2020/08/pexels-achim-bongard-286580.jpg" class="kg-image" alt 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problem.</p><p></p><p><strong>Why did the man eat the clock?</strong></p><p>It was lunch time.</p><p></p><p><strong>What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?</strong></p><p>A stick.</p><p> </p><p><strong>Why did the cookie go to the hospital?</strong></p><p>Because he felt crummy</p><p> </p><p><strong>What did the policeman say to his belly button?</strong></p><p>You're under a vest!</p><p> </p><p><strong>What do lawyers wear to court?</strong></p><p>Lawsuits!</p><p> </p><p><strong>Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?</strong></p><p>Because it's pointless.</p><p> </p><p><strong>Why did the barber win the race?</strong></p><p>Because he took a short cut.</p><p></p><p><strong>What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?</strong></p><p>Supplies!</p><p> </p><figure class="kg-card kg-image-card kg-card-hascaption"><img src="https://www.brightful.me/content/images/2020/08/pexels-karolina-grabowska-4964542.jpg" class="kg-image" alt loading="lazy" width="2000" 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  836.        <div class="subscribe-overlay-content">
  837.            <div class="subscribe-form">
  838.                <h1 class="subscribe-overlay-title">Subscribe to Connect in a more meaningful way</h1>
  839.                <p class="subscribe-overlay-description">Stay up to date! Get all the latest & greatest posts delivered straight to your inbox</p>
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  860.                        <strong>Great!</strong> Check your inbox and click the link to confirm your subscription.
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  863.                        Please enter a valid email address!
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  865.                </form>
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  880.                $('body').addClass("subscribe-success");
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  882.  
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  886.  
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  888.            $('.subscribe-button').click(function() {
  889.                $('.subscribe-overlay form').removeClass();
  890.                $('.subscribe-email').val('');
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  925.  
  926.        // Hover on avatar
  927.        var hoverTimeout;
  928.        $('.author-list-item').hover(function () {
  929.            var $this = $(this);
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