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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" > <channel> <title>Jon Bardi Freelance Web Design</title> <atom:link href="https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /> <link>https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk</link> <description>Freelance Web Design in Salford & Manchester - Websites for any budget covering all the UK</description> <lastBuildDate>Thu, 27 Jul 2023 15:34:44 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en-US</language> <sy:updatePeriod> hourly </sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency> 1 </sy:updateFrequency> <generator>https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.2</generator> <image> <url>https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/cropped-logo004-1-32x32.png</url> <title>Jon Bardi Freelance Web Design</title> <link>https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk</link> <width>32</width> <height>32</height></image> <item> <title>Retro Newspaper Website Design Package</title> <link>https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/retro-newspaper-website-design-package/</link> <dc:creator><![CDATA[cpdesign]]></dc:creator> <pubDate>Fri, 07 Jul 2023 12:45:47 +0000</pubDate> <category><![CDATA[Web Design and SEO]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/?p=4390</guid> <description><![CDATA[The ALL-IN-ONE Retro Newspaper Website Design Package! In this digital age, where trends come and go, the Retro Newspaper Website Design stands out as a delightful departure from the ordinary. Jon Bardi, a highly skilled and creative Freelance Web Designer, has mastered the art of recreating the magic of classic newspapers in a digital format. […]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<h1>The ALL-IN-ONE Retro Newspaper Website Design Package!</h1><p><strong>In this digital age, where trends come and go, the Retro Newspaper Website Design stands out as a delightful departure from the ordinary</strong>. Jon Bardi, a highly skilled and creative Freelance Web Designer, has mastered the art of recreating the magic of classic newspapers in a digital format. Each element of the design, carefully curated, takes you on a journey to the bygone era when newspapers were the primary source of information and entertainment.</p><h2>SIMPLY PUT</h2><blockquote><p>Do you want a website or blog which looks like an old fashioned newspaper? You’re in luck! I have already designed one (and it looks like this…SEE BELOW) Instead of paying through the nose to have one designed from scratch, I can make your requested changes, upload you logo and blog posts and transfer the website to your chosen domain.</p></blockquote><p><img fetchpriority="high" decoding="async" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-4391" src="https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/Retro-Newspaper-Web-Design.jpg" alt="Freelance Web Design - Retro Newspaper Web Design" width="1200" height="2501" srcset="https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/Retro-Newspaper-Web-Design.jpg 1200w, https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/Retro-Newspaper-Web-Design-144x300.jpg 144w, https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/Retro-Newspaper-Web-Design-491x1024.jpg 491w, https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/Retro-Newspaper-Web-Design-768x1601.jpg 768w, https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/Retro-Newspaper-Web-Design-737x1536.jpg 737w, https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/Retro-Newspaper-Web-Design-983x2048.jpg 983w" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /></p><p><a href="http://news.jonbardi.com/" target="_blank" rel="noopener"><strong>Take a closer look by visiting the retro newspaper web design staging site itself here.</strong></a></p><h2>What does the Retro Newspaper Website Design Package Include?</h2><h3>1. Classic Aesthetics</h3><p>The design package embraces the quintessential elements of a vintage newspaper, such as unique typography, sepia-toned colour schemes, and a layout reminiscent of old-world printing presses. Your website will exude an air of sophistication and charm that is sure to leave a lasting impression on your visitors.</p><h3>2. Customization and Personalization</h3><p>While the design embodies the spirit of retro, it is also highly customizable to match your unique brand identity. Jon Bardi understands that each business is distinct, and he will work closely with you to incorporate your logo, blog posts, and other branding elements seamlessly.</p><h3>3. User-Friendly Functionality</h3><p>Beyond aesthetics, Jon Bardi ensures that the Retro Newspaper Website Design is modern in its functionality. Your website will be responsive, optimized for various devices, and equipped with intuitive navigation to enhance the user experience.</p><h3>4. SEO Optimization</h3><p>In today’s competitive online landscape, visibility on search engines is crucial. The Retro Newspaper Website Design Package comes with built-in SEO features, expertly implemented by Jon Bardi, to help your website rank higher on search engine results pages.</p><h3>5. Hourly Rate Customization</h3><p>As your business evolves, you may wish to make changes to your website. Jon Bardi offers the flexibility of making design alterations at an hourly rate, allowing you to keep your website updated and in line with your evolving needs.</p><p><img decoding="async" class="size-full wp-image-4433 alignnone" src="https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/Retro-Newspaper-Web-Design-1.jpg" alt="Retro Newspaper Web Design" width="612" height="492" srcset="https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/Retro-Newspaper-Web-Design-1.jpg 612w, https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/Retro-Newspaper-Web-Design-1-300x241.jpg 300w" sizes="(max-width: 612px) 100vw, 612px" /></p><p><a href="https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/retro-newspaper-web-design-for-blogs/"><strong>Hop on over to here for all the details of the Retro Newspaper Website Design Package</strong></a></p><p>The Retro Newspaper Website Design Package is your ticket to stand out in the crowded digital realm. Its distinctive appeal captures attention and sets you apart from the mundane,<strong> making your brand memorable to your audience.</strong></p><div><div class="Markdown markdown-body"></div></div><p> </p>]]></content:encoded> </item> <item> <title>The Website Review</title> <link>https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/the-website-review/</link> <dc:creator><![CDATA[cpdesign]]></dc:creator> <pubDate>Fri, 07 Jul 2023 12:16:22 +0000</pubDate> <category><![CDATA[Web Design and SEO]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/?p=4383</guid> <description><![CDATA[The Website Review Welcome to a new feature – “The Website Review”. Each month (or maybe just this one) I will be turning by sharp, critical eye to web design from around the world. Thing of it a bit like Panorama, but in blog post format. This month: https://www.watching-grass-grow.com/ First Impressions As a web designer, […]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<h1>The Website Review</h1><p>Welcome to a new feature – “The Website Review”. Each month (or maybe just this one) I will be turning by sharp, critical eye to web design from around the world.</p><p>Thing of it a bit like Panorama, but in blog post format.</p><h2>This month: <a href="https://www.watching-grass-grow.com/" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://www.watching-grass-grow.com/</a></h2><p><img decoding="async" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-4384" src="https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/watching-grass-grow.jpg" alt="Freelance Web Design - watching grass grow" width="850" height="418" srcset="https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/watching-grass-grow.jpg 850w, https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/watching-grass-grow-300x148.jpg 300w, https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/watching-grass-grow-768x378.jpg 768w" sizes="(max-width: 850px) 100vw, 850px" /></p><h3>First Impressions</h3><p>As a web designer, I have seen my fair share of websites, but <a href="https://www.watching-grass-grow.com/" target="_blank" rel="noopener">watching-grass-grow.com</a> truly takes the cake in terms of uniqueness and charm! From the moment you land on the page, you’re greeted with a burst of excitement and a delightful quirkiness that is so refreshing in the world of web design.</p><h3>Use of Colour</h3><p><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-4385" src="https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/Untitled.jpg" alt="Freelance Web Design - Untitled" width="1863" height="503" srcset="https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/Untitled.jpg 1863w, https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/Untitled-300x81.jpg 300w, https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/Untitled-1024x276.jpg 1024w, https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/Untitled-768x207.jpg 768w, https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/Untitled-1536x415.jpg 1536w" sizes="(max-width: 1863px) 100vw, 1863px" /></p><p>First off, let’s talk about the use of colour. The vibrant green hues dominate the page, instantly immersing you in the subject matter. It’s like stepping into a grassy wonderland! The choice of blue for the text and links is a clever touch, creating a harmonious contrast that captures the essence of the website’s name. The colours are playful and inviting, making you feel like you’re embarking on a whimsical adventure.</p><h3>User Experience</h3><p>Now, let’s discuss user experience. The live webcam stream is an absolute gem! The fact that it updates every second is mind-boggling. It’s as if time slows down and you become one with the grass, witnessing its growth first-hand. And the addition of bluegrass music to accompany the visual spectacle is simply genius. It adds a toe-tapping rhythm to the whole experience, making it even more captivating.</p><p><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-4386" src="https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/grass-grow-blog.jpg" alt="Freelance Web Design - grass grow blog" width="1100" height="509" srcset="https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/grass-grow-blog.jpg 1100w, https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/grass-grow-blog-300x139.jpg 300w, https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/grass-grow-blog-1024x474.jpg 1024w, https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/grass-grow-blog-768x355.jpg 768w" sizes="(max-width: 1100px) 100vw, 1100px" /></p><h3>Subject Matter</h3><p>The subject matter itself is undeniably fascinating. Who would have thought that watching grass grow could be so mesmerizing? The website has managed to turn something as mundane as lawn maintenance into a captivating event. It’s a testament to the creativity and ingenuity of the website’s creator. And let’s not forget the occasional car drive-by and other surprises that spice up the grass-watching adventure. It’s like a mini-drama unfolding before your eyes!</p><h3>Use of Code</h3><p>From a design perspective, I must commend the website for its retro aesthetic. The fact that the HTML and CSS actually validate is impressive in itself, but the nostalgic look and feel of the webpage take it to a whole new level. It’s a delightful throwback to the early days of the internet, evoking a sense of nostalgia and reminding us of how far web design has come. It’s like stepping into a time machine and experiencing the magic of the past while enjoying the wonders of the present.</p><h3>Content</h3><p>Lastly, I have to mention the Grass Blog and its extensive archives. The commitment to documenting the grass-growing journey over the years is commendable. It’s a treasure trove of grassy stories and anecdotes that add depth and character to the website. And let’s not forget the slo-mo version of 12 years of lawn mowing! It’s a whimsical and captivating display of dedication, providing an entertaining twist to an otherwise mundane task.</p><h3>To Sum Up</h3><p><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-4387" src="https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/watching-grass-grow.gif" alt="Freelance Web Design - watching grass grow" width="212" height="92"></p><p>In conclusion, <a href="https://www.watching-grass-grow.com/" target="_blank" rel="noopener">watching-grass-grow.com</a> is an absolute delight for both web designers and grass enthusiasts alike. Its vibrant color scheme, immersive user experience, and fascinating subject matter make it a true gem in the vast landscape of the internet. The website’s retro aesthetic and commitment to storytelling only add to its charm. Kudos to the creator for turning something as simple as watching grass grow into an extraordinary and captivating online experience. This is web design at its most playful, imaginative, and delightful best!</p><p><strong>Visit https://www.watching-grass-grow.com/ now! You’d be glad you did!</strong></p>]]></content:encoded> </item> <item> <title>Does AI Content Rank on Google?</title> <link>https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/does-ai-content-rank-on-google/</link> <dc:creator><![CDATA[cpdesign]]></dc:creator> <pubDate>Fri, 07 Jul 2023 12:00:12 +0000</pubDate> <category><![CDATA[Web Design and SEO]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/?p=4380</guid> <description><![CDATA[Does AI Content Rank on Google? With all the furore with ChatGPT and the massive influx of artificial indigence written articles flooding Google (may of which leave a lot to be desired quality-wise) -the big question today in the world of SEO is… does AI content actually rank? Only one way to find out! The […]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<h1>Does AI Content Rank on Google?</h1><p>With all the furore with ChatGPT and the massive influx of artificial indigence written articles flooding Google (may of which leave a lot to be desired quality-wise) -the big question today in the world of SEO is… does AI content actually rank?</p><p>Only one way to find out!</p><p>The following article was written by ChatGPT. I’ve made no alterations, I’ve just added the headings, the bullet points. and a pretty featured image (which was made with <a href="https://hotpot.ai/" target="_blank" rel="noopener">hotspot.ai</a> – an artificially generated image, quite good ‘aint it). So if you’ve come across this article on Google Search – then it would seem like AI content DOES rank!</p><p>I’ll monitor it on search console in the meantime and see what happens. It’s only 600 odd words long and contains little information of any use, but it will be interesting to see if it gets indexed!</p><p> </p><h2>Introduction:</h2><p>With the rapid advancements in technology, Artificial Intelligence (AI) has become a prominent solution for various industries, including digital marketing. As AI continues to evolve, questions arise about its impact on search engine results pages (SERPs), particularly Google rankings. This article aims to explore the correlation between AI-generated content and its potential for achieving high-ranking positions on Google.</p><h2>Understanding AI-Generated Content:</h2><p>AI-generated content refers to digital content created or enhanced by AI systems. These sophisticated algorithms can generate written articles, news releases, blog posts, product descriptions, and even social media captions. By analyzing vast amounts of existing data, AI systems create new and original content, mimicking human writing styles.</p><h2>Factors Influencing Google Rankings:</h2><p>Google’s algorithm is complex and constantly evolving, relying on various factors to determine the ranking of content on SERPs. While it is impossible to precisely ascertain all the elements influencing Google rankings, some well-known factors include relevance, quality, user experience, and backlinks from reputable sources.</p><h2>AI-Generated Content and Google Rankings:</h2><p>When it comes to ranking AI-generated content on Google, it boils down to the quality and relevance of the content itself. AI algorithms are improving, allowing them to produce high-quality content that is indistinguishable from human-written content. However, ranking AI-generated content solely depends on several crucial factors, including:</p><ol><li>Relevance: Google prioritizes content that directly answers user queries. AI-generated content must be contextually relevant, providing valuable information that aligns with search intent.</li><li>Quality: Content quality is paramount in Google’s rankings. AI-generated content must be well-researched, engaging, and free from grammatical errors or factual inaccuracies. Poorly written or spammy AI content will not rank well on SERPs.</li><li>User Experience: Google values a positive user experience. If AI-generated content fails to engage users or lacks clarity, it will not rank highly. Factors such as page load speed, mobile-friendliness, and intuitive navigation also play a role in ranking.</li><li>Backlinks: Backlinks from reputable sources significantly impact Google rankings. AI-generated content should aim to earn valuable backlinks from credible websites, blogs, or news platforms to improve its ranking prospects.</li></ol><h2>The Future of AI-Generated Content on Google:</h2><p>As AI technology continues to refine itself, the potential for AI-generated content to rank highly on Google is promising. Google’s algorithms are designed to adapt and improve, ensuring that high-quality content is prioritized, regardless of its origin.</p><p>However, it is essential to acknowledge that AI-generated content is still in its early stages. Although AI can produce content that meets the required standards, it might lack the creative flair and human touch that resonates with readers. This aspect can influence rankings, as Google values content that genuinely connects with users.</p><h2>Conclusion:</h2><p>AI-generated content certainly has the potential to rank on Google. As long as the content is relevant, high-quality, and user-friendly, AI algorithms will evaluate it based on the same criteria as human-written content. Nonetheless, while AI technology continues to evolve, it is crucial to strike a balance between the efficiencies AI brings and the creativity and empathy found in human-generated content.</p><p>Ultimately, the future lies in leveraging AI as an invaluable tool for content creation while preserving the essential human element in order to optimize Google rankings.</p>]]></content:encoded> </item> <item> <title>The ALL-IN-ONE Guesthouse Website Package</title> <link>https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/the-all-in-one-guesthouse-website-package/</link> <dc:creator><![CDATA[cpdesign]]></dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 20 Jun 2023 15:35:46 +0000</pubDate> <category><![CDATA[Web Design and SEO]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/?p=4345</guid> <description><![CDATA[The ALL-IN-ONE Guesthouse Website Package: A Magical Journey into Internet Madness! Now available on ETSY too! Click here! Once upon a time, in a land not too far away, there was a mystical place called the ALL-IN-ONE Guesthouse Website Package. It promised to whisk you away into a world of web design wonders, where stress […]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<h1>The ALL-IN-ONE Guesthouse Website Package: A Magical Journey into Internet Madness!</h1><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1443779261/all-in-one-5-page-guesthouse-bb-hotel" target="_blank" rel="noopener"><strong>Now available on ETSY too! Click here!</strong></a></p><p>Once upon a time, in a land not too far away, there was a mystical place called the ALL-IN-ONE Guesthouse Website Package. It promised to whisk you away into a world of web design wonders, where stress evaporates, and your guesthouse dreams come true. But little did anyone know, this package had a mind of its own, ready to take you on a wild and hilarious adventure!</p><p>Imagine, if you will, a website that can do it all. Need a stunning design? Check. Want to be listed on Google? Check. Crave the power to edit your website? Check. It’s like having a magic wand, but instead of turning pumpkins into carriages, it turns your online presence into a spectacle that even the fairy godmother would envy.</p><p><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-4351" src="https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/guesthouse-web-design-2.jpg" alt="Freelance Web Design - guesthouse web design 2" width="1080" height="572" srcset="https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/guesthouse-web-design-2.jpg 1080w, https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/guesthouse-web-design-2-300x159.jpg 300w, https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/guesthouse-web-design-2-1024x542.jpg 1024w, https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/guesthouse-web-design-2-768x407.jpg 768w" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px" /></p><p>But wait, there’s more! The package comes with a secret ingredient: “Responsive Design.” – which means it will adapt to mobiles and tablets automatically, as if it has a mind of its own. Your website will be quick, quick, quick! Speedier than a whippet with a bum full of dynamite!</p><p>And let’s not forget the SEO (Search engine optimised) magic. This website will be built with Google in mind, like a friendly bribe to climb up the search engine ranks. It will load faster than you can say “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious,” and each page will be optimized for a key-phrase. Your website will be so Google-friendly that even Larry Page himself will send you a virtual high-five.</p><p><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-4352" src="https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/guesthouse-web-design-3.jpg" alt="Freelance Web Design - guesthouse web design 3" width="1080" height="573" srcset="https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/guesthouse-web-design-3.jpg 1080w, https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/guesthouse-web-design-3-300x159.jpg 300w, https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/guesthouse-web-design-3-1024x543.jpg 1024w, https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/guesthouse-web-design-3-768x407.jpg 768w" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px" /></p><p>But hold on tight, folks! The adventure is just beginning. Once you embark on this web design rollercoaster, you’ll be equipped with Google Analytics. With this magical dashboard, you can monitor your traffic and see where it comes from. You’ll uncover the secret paths that lead visitors to your digital kingdom, and you’ll feel like a bona fide internet detective, chasing down clicks and conversions.</p><p> </p><p>But that’s not all! The package also includes email and contact form setup. You’ll have an email based on your domain, as if the internet has granted you a personalized carrier pigeon. And with a contact form linking to that email, your guests will have a direct line to reach out to you. It’s like having a digital concierge, ready to answer their questions and take their bookings.</p><p><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-4353" src="https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/guesthouse-web-design-4.jpg" alt="Freelance Web Design - guesthouse web design 4" width="1080" height="412" srcset="https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/guesthouse-web-design-4.jpg 1080w, https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/guesthouse-web-design-4-300x114.jpg 300w, https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/guesthouse-web-design-4-1024x391.jpg 1024w, https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/guesthouse-web-design-4-768x293.jpg 768w" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px" /></p><p>But beware, brave website adventurers! In this enchanted journey, the package provides not only tools but also protection. It comes with an Anti Spam Protection spell, guarding your website against the nefarious creatures known as spammers. And for added security, an Antivirus and Malware Firewall will shield your site from hackers, ensuring your digital fortress remains impenetrable.</p><p>But what’s this? A Content Management System appears on the horizon! With the power of WordPress, you can easily edit text, add images, and become the master of your website domain. You’ll receive a guide, like a magical scroll, teaching you the secrets of making simple edits, replacing images in the gallery, and tweaking the text. You’ll feel like a digital wizard, crafting your online world with a few clicks and a sprinkle of imagination.</p><p>And just when you thought this adventure couldn’t get any crazier, the package offers extra pages and modifications for an hourly fee. Need a unicorn-themed room gallery? Done. Craving a dragon-shaped booking form? Consider it done! Your imagination is the limit, and the website package is ready to make your wildest guesthouse dreams come true.</p><p>So, dear adventurers, are you ready to dive headfirst into this whimsical journey? The ALL-IN-ONE Guesthouse Website Package is here to whisk you away on a hilarious and creative ride. Say goodbye to web design woes and hello to a digital fairy-tale like no other. With a pinch of irony, a dash of creativity, and a sprinkle of humour, your guesthouse website will shine brighter than a magic wand on a starry night.</p><p>Hop on board, and let the enchantment begin! Just remember to fasten your seatbelts and hold on tight because this web design adventure will leave you laughing, amazed, and wondering why the internet is such a wonderfully weird place.</p><p>Disclaimer: No unicorns, dragons, or fairy godmothers were harmed during the writing of this outranked article. The ALL-IN-ONE Guesthouse Website Package may not possess actual magical powers, but it sure knows how to make web design a whimsical experience. Enjoy the ride and happy guesthouse-ing!</p><p><a href="https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/website-for-bed-breakfasts-and-guesthouses/"><b>Find More Information on ALL-IN-ONE Guesthouse Website Package Here</b></a></p>]]></content:encoded> </item> <item> <title>The Benefits of working with a Freelance Web Designer</title> <link>https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/the-benefits-of-working-with-a-freelance-web-designer/</link> <dc:creator><![CDATA[cpdesign]]></dc:creator> <pubDate>Thu, 15 Jun 2023 13:56:59 +0000</pubDate> <category><![CDATA[Web Design and SEO]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/?p=4327</guid> <description><![CDATA[The Benefits of working with a Freelance Web Designer Introduction In today’s digital age, having a well-designed and functional website is crucial for businesses and individuals alike. When it comes to creating or updating a website, many options are available, including working with a freelance web designer. In this article, we will explore the numerous […]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<h1>The Benefits of working with a Freelance Web Designer</h1><h2>Introduction</h2><p>In today’s digital age, having a well-designed and functional website is crucial for businesses and individuals alike. When it comes to creating or updating a website, many options are available, including working with a freelance web designer. In this article, we will explore the numerous benefits of choosing a freelance web designer over a traditional web design company. From cost savings to enhanced communication, freelancers offer unique advantages that can elevate your online presence and propel your success.</p><h2>Cost-Effectiveness</h2><p>One of the primary reasons to consider working with a freelance web designer is the cost-effectiveness they offer. Unlike large design firms, freelancers typically operate from their own workspace, eliminating the need for additional expenses such as office space and employee benefits. As a result, freelancers can provide their services at more affordable rates while still maintaining a high level of expertise. By opting for a freelance web designer, you can allocate your budget more efficiently and potentially save money without compromising on quality.</p><h2>Agility and Efficiency</h2><p>Freelancers are known for their agility and efficiency, which can significantly benefit your web design project. Unlike design companies with multiple team members, freelancers work independently, enabling them to make swift decisions and implement changes promptly. With a freelancer, you can expect faster turnaround times for design revisions and project completion. Furthermore, freelancers have the flexibility to adapt their schedules and work extended hours when necessary, ensuring that your project is delivered on time or even ahead of schedule.</p><h2>Consistency and Coherence</h2><p>When collaborating with a freelance web designer, you have the advantage of working with a single individual who can handle multiple aspects of your website development. From graphic design to copywriting and UX design, freelancers possess a diverse skill set that allows them to maintain consistency and coherence throughout your website. This comprehensive approach ensures that all elements of your site work harmoniously, creating a seamless user experience. By entrusting a freelancer to oversee the entire design process, you can achieve a cohesive and visually appealing website that aligns with your brand identity.</p><h2>Direct Communication</h2><p>Clear and direct communication is paramount in any successful collaboration, and freelancers excel in this area. Unlike large design agencies with complex department structures, freelancers offer a more personalized experience by acting as a single point of contact. This streamlined communication process allows for efficient feedback exchanges, quick decision-making, and a smoother overall workflow. By having direct access to your freelance web designer, you can address any concerns or provide input without unnecessary delays or miscommunication.</p><h2>Unparalleled Quality</h2><p>Contrary to popular belief, the quality of web design is not solely dependent on the size or reputation of a design company. Freelance web designers are often passionate professionals who take great pride in their work and strive to deliver exceptional results. Before engaging with a freelancer, you can review their portfolio to assess the quality and style of their previous projects. In many cases, you may find that a freelance web designer offers a higher level of craftsmanship at a more affordable rate compared to larger design firms. This allows you to obtain a top-notch website without exceeding your budget.</p><h2>Conclusion</h2><p>Partnering with a freelance web designer offers numerous advantages for individuals and businesses seeking a compelling online presence. By leveraging the cost-effectiveness, agility, consistency, direct communication, and unparalleled quality provided by freelancers, you can ensure a successful web design project that meets your goals and exceeds your expectations. Embrace the benefits of collaborating with a freelance web designer and unlock the full potential of your online presence.</p><h2>Remember, a well-crafted website can be a game-changer for your brand!</h2>]]></content:encoded> </item> <item> <title>Rag, Tag and Bobtail’s Guide to SEO (for dummies)</title> <link>https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/rag-tag-and-bobtails-guide-to-seo-for-dummies/</link> <comments>https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/rag-tag-and-bobtails-guide-to-seo-for-dummies/#respond</comments> <dc:creator><![CDATA[cpdesign]]></dc:creator> <pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2021 13:47:30 +0000</pubDate> <category><![CDATA[Web Design and SEO]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.cayennepepperdesign.com/?p=2584</guid> <description><![CDATA[Rag, Tag and Bobtail’s Guide to SEO (for dummies) Trying to explain SEO is like opening a huge can of worms. I’ve lost count the times I’ve tried to explain the pitfalls and differences between on-site and off-site SEO to my clients, so I thought it would benefit everyone if I put together a small […]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<h1><span style="font-weight: 400;">Rag, Tag and Bobtail’s Guide to SEO (for dummies)</span></h1><p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Trying to explain SEO is like opening a huge can of worms. I’ve lost count the times I’ve tried to explain the pitfalls and differences between on-site and off-site SEO to my clients, so I thought it would benefit everyone if I put together a small guide on SEO (for dummies). So welcome to </span><b>Rag, Tag and Bobtail’s guide to SEO</b><span style="font-weight: 400;"> (for dummies).</span></p><p><span style="font-weight: 400;">So, you have a new site – and of course you want it to start ranking on Google. How well you do is going to depend on a lot of different variables. Competition, Backlinks, Content, Domain Authority and Page Speed are the ones we shall focus on.</span></p><p><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="aligncenter wp-image-2585 size-full" src="https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/Influence-of-page-ranking-factors-pie-chart.png" alt="Rag, Tag and Bobtail’s Guide to SEO (for dummies) page ranking pie chart" width="360" height="414" srcset="https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/Influence-of-page-ranking-factors-pie-chart.png 360w, https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/Influence-of-page-ranking-factors-pie-chart-261x300.png 261w" sizes="(max-width: 360px) 100vw, 360px" /></p><p><i><span style="font-weight: 400;">(Piechart provided by </span></i><a href="https://thehelpfulmarketer.com/blog/free-seo-tools/" target="_blank" rel="noopener"><i><span style="font-weight: 400;">https://thehelpfulmarketer.com/blog/free-seo-tools/</span></i></a><i><span style="font-weight: 400;"> – which is full of useful SEO information!)</span></i></p><h2><span style="font-weight: 400;">THE TWO TYPES OF SEO</span></h2><p><span style="font-weight: 400;">There are two types of SEO – “<strong>ON SITE SEO</strong>” and “<strong>OFF SITE SEO”</strong>. </span></p><p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Off-site SEO is everything that happens to market your website away from your website. Social Media, generating backlinks, Google Advertising, Word-of-mouth, leaflet campaigns… you get the picture.</span></p><p><span style="font-weight: 400;">On-site SEO is making sure your website pleases Mr Google. This means it’s got to be fast. Page Speed is a big factor – and that’s the responsibility of your web designer (me hopefully!). </span></p><p><span style="font-weight: 400;">You can check your pagespeed using </span><a href="https://gtmetrix.com/" target="_blank" rel="noopener"><span style="font-weight: 400;">GTMETRIX</span></a><span style="font-weight: 400;">. Some people get hung up on getting a perfect score. I don’t think the score is too important (as long as it’s not too low!) – and spending too much time trying to get 100 is a waste of time and resources!</span></p><p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Your website has also got to be responsive. Mobile optimisation. And above all, have </span><b>good, useful, keyword optimised content.</b><span style="font-weight: 400;"> The more content the better!</span></p><p> </p><h2><span style="font-weight: 400;">RAG’s PARAGRAPH ABOUT COMPETITION</span></h2><p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Say you are a Butcher, and you want a website advertising your Butcher’ shop.</span></p><p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Nobody is going to find you on Google by searching for “Butcher”. The competition is too great! (unless you have a MEGA DA – but more about that later…)</span></p><p><span style="font-weight: 400;">But the keyphrase “</span><b>Butcher in Cheadle</b><span style="font-weight: 400;">” – is targeting your local market – and have a much greater chance of showing up on the first page of Google.</span></p><p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Take this article for example. It’s never going to show up on Google for people searching for “guide to SEO” – but I bet you a fish supper that it’s going to show up on the first page of Google if you look up “</span><b>Rag, Tag and Bobtail’s Guide to SEO</b><span style="font-weight: 400;">”. *</span></p><p><span style="font-weight: 400;">*Obviously nobody is ever going to search for “Rag, Tag and Bobtail’s guide to SEO” – I’m using this as a clever example!</span></p><p><span style="font-weight: 400;">To gain an advantage over the other Cheadle Butchers – you want…</span></p><ol><li style="font-weight: 400;" aria-level="1"><span style="font-weight: 400;">The fastest website, modern, and mobile responsible.</span></li><li style="font-weight: 400;" aria-level="1"><span style="font-weight: 400;">More helpful content, optimised for they keyphrase “Butcher in Cheadle”</span></li></ol><p> </p><h2><span style="font-weight: 400;">BOB’s PARAGRAPH ABOUT KEYWORD OPTIMISATION</span></h2><p><span style="font-weight: 400;">I realise I am using the word “optimisation” an awful lot – maybe I should explain in a bit more detail.</span></p><p><span style="font-weight: 400;">You can’t simple fill up your website by writing “Butcher in Cheadle” again and again (although that used to work!) – that is called “keyword stuffing” and will earn you a slap on the wrist by Google, and a decline in your search engine standing. No, there has to be a decent percentage of keywords against the entirety of your homepage content. </span></p><p><span style="font-weight: 400;">So 800 words describing your business, with “Butcher in Cheadle” appearing 6 or 7 times should be somewhere near where you want to be. This is what in the biz like to call “</span><b>Keyword Strategy</b><span style="font-weight: 400;">”.</span></p><p><span style="font-weight: 400;">There’s a whole lot more to it than I care to explain here, for example Headings, External links, Inbound links – but it’s nearly time for my Gin and Tonic, and this article is just to cover the basics!</span></p><p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Having the keyphrase in your domain name also helps – “Butcherincheadle.co.uk” – you’ve already given yourself an advantage over Mr Bones the Butcher next door.</span></p><p><span style="font-weight: 400;">It’s a worn out phrase in SEO – but it still holds true: “CONTENT IS KING!” – Useful content which will make the reader keep reading and likely click elsewhere on your site.</span></p><p> </p><h2><span style="font-weight: 400;">BOBTAIL EXPLAINS ABOUT BACKLINKS</span></h2><p><b>This is the big one.</b><span style="font-weight: 400;"> Generate enough backlinks to your website and you’ll be winning. But, it’s also the hardest to do. This is usually what SEO agencies are for, and why they are so expensive.</span></p><p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Each website has something called “Domain Authority (DA)” – which is a score between 1 and 100. Imagine Amazon – they probably have a DA of 100, the same with Facebook, Ebay, Booking.com etc. The big players. Websites with a huge number of “backlinks” (other websites linking back to them.)</span></p><p><span style="font-weight: 400;">The new “Butcher in Cheadle” website will start off with a very low DA – because they have no backlinks. If there are two butchers in cheadle – the website with the higher DA will probably rank first.</span></p><p> </p><h3><span style="font-weight: 400;">So how do you increase your Domain Authority?</span></h3><p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Answer: By getting other websites with a good authority score to link back to your website! This will tell Google that “Hey, this website has attracted the interest of the big players. This website must be a player, too!”</span></p><p><span style="font-weight: 400;">It’s important to note that just any website linking back to you won’t be of much help. In fact, if a spammy website or spam contents link back to your site, you’re doing more damage to your domain Authority. </span></p><p><a href="https://moz.com/domain-analysis" target="_blank" rel="noopener"><span style="font-weight: 400;">You can check your Domain Authority here</span></a></p><p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Obviously, there is a lot more to SEO (Search Engine Optimisation by the way) – but this article is meant to highlight the most important points, and save me having to explain it over and over and over!</span></p><p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Many thanks for reading Rag, Tag and Bobtail’s Guide to SEO (for dummies)! (You notice me trying to squeeze the keyphrase in again there at the end!)</span></p><p> </p><p>Do you need a website? <a href="https://www.cayennepepperdesign.com/lets-talk/" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Arrange a consultation with Cayenne Pepper Design here!</a></p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/rag-tag-and-bobtails-guide-to-seo-for-dummies/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>I’ve Published a Book!</title> <link>https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/ive-published-a-book/</link> <comments>https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/ive-published-a-book/#respond</comments> <dc:creator><![CDATA[cpdesign]]></dc:creator> <pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2020 15:34:01 +0000</pubDate> <category><![CDATA[Not Web Design]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.cayennepepperdesign.com/?p=2385</guid> <description><![CDATA[This has nothing to do with web design, but if you fancy a giggle for £1.99 then pop over to amazon using the button below and help to make me rich! Maverick ping-pong champ, Tom Fallows, is sent to the Isle of Wight for the annual all-counties table tennis tournament. He soon discovers that the […]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>This has nothing to do with web design, but if you fancy a giggle for £1.99 then pop over to amazon using the button below and help to make me rich!</strong></p><p>Maverick ping-pong champ, Tom Fallows, is sent to the Isle of Wight for the annual all-counties table tennis tournament. He soon discovers that the residents of the island are actually Lizard-People, who not only want to destroy Tom’s mind – but also his hopes of winning the tournament!</p><p>Is Tom’s only hope of defeating the scaly scoundrels – to beat the evil Lizard King in the tournament final?</p><p><em>– From the terrible tale “Zero – Love – Lizard!“</em></p><p>Welcome to the most horrifying reading experience you will ever endure. Prepare to plumb the depths of hell! You will read tales of Mad Scientists, mummified monsters, crumbling old mansions with strange comings and goings, evil lizard people from the Isle of Wight and most horrifying of all – a story set in Southport.</p><p>• Your nails shall dig into your palms…</p><p>• Your eyes will bulge…</p><p>• You’ll stop reading and go and watch telly…</p><p>• You will wish you had never bought this book.</p><h3>Welcome to Tales to Make your Teeth Twitch</h3><p><a href="https://amzn.to/3nARFTs" target="_blank" rel="noopener">BUY NOW ON AMAZON WHILST STOCKS LAST!</a></p><p> </p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/ive-published-a-book/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Lose Money Fast</title> <link>https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/lose-money-fast/</link> <comments>https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/lose-money-fast/#respond</comments> <dc:creator><![CDATA[cpdesign]]></dc:creator> <pubDate>Sat, 30 May 2020 15:39:20 +0000</pubDate> <category><![CDATA[Not Web Design]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.cayennepepperdesign.com/?p=2209</guid> <description><![CDATA[Cayenne Pepper Web Design’s Guide To Losing Money This next post has nothing at all to do with web design, but I thought I’d share it with you because you might want to try it yourself. Here’s the scam. Let’s say you’ve got £200 cash in your back pocket. The first step is to pop […]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<h1>Cayenne Pepper Web Design’s Guide To Losing Money</h1><p>This next post has nothing at all to do with web design, but I thought I’d share it with you because you might want to try it yourself.</p><p>Here’s the scam.</p><p>Let’s say you’ve got £200 cash in your back pocket. The first step is to pop into a post office and buy a postal order.. hand the clerk your £200 and he or she will hand you back a postal order worth £184.32.</p><p>What you do now is leave the queue, walk over to the nearest pen and make the postal order out to yourself. Then rejoin the queue.</p><p>When you get to the front, change your postal order for the cash (ie £187.32). Immediately hand this cash back to the clerk and get a new postal order. It’ll be for the sum of £171.83. Go and make it out to yourself again, rejoin the queue and repeat the previous steps repeatedly.</p><p>Eventually you’ll be handing the clerk a one pence piece, and he or she will explain that this sum of money is insufficient to purchase a postal order. So you’ve gone from £200 to one pence in about 30 steps. Not bad, eh? Keep it under yer hat.</p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/lose-money-fast/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Lock-down Competition</title> <link>https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/lock-down-competition/</link> <comments>https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/lock-down-competition/#respond</comments> <dc:creator><![CDATA[cpdesign]]></dc:creator> <pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2020 16:02:36 +0000</pubDate> <category><![CDATA[Not Web Design]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.cayennepepperdesign.com/?p=2159</guid> <description><![CDATA[So now we are coming up to 7 weeks (is it? I don’t know) – of lockdown, and I am still stuck in the UK, with no way back home to my girlfriend in Italy. Other people have got it worse of course, in fact – I’ve heard some people are starting to lose their […]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="fusion-text fusion-text-1"><p>So now we are coming up to 7 weeks (is it? I don’t know) – of lockdown, and I am still stuck in the UK, with no way back home to my girlfriend in Italy.</p><p>Other people have got it worse of course, in fact – I’ve heard some people are starting to lose their minds. At least that will never happen to me – my two rabbits, Billy and Bobby have assured me of that.</p><p>I was sat in my lounge, and Barbie Doll was putting on a show for me and my two rabbit friends, when the subject of money came up.</p><p>Billy Rabbit (He’s the cool one with the shades) had a marvelous idea…</p><p>“Why not put up a competition on your website? Really bring in some money.” He said, before throwing another 5 pound note at the feet of pole dancing Barbie.</p><p>“I don’t know Billy Rabbit…” I replied, “For a competition you need prizes. I don’t have anything to give away!”</p><p>“I thought about that…” Billy Rabbit continued, “But I’ve worked it all out, see. What you do is ask all your visitors to your website to donate a certain amount of money via PayPal. They can donate whatever they like. Then the person who donates the most money…. wins half of all the money you receive!”</p><p>I pondered it for a while, and soon came to the conclusion that it was a fantastic idea that couldn’t possibly fail!</p></div><div class="fusion-text fusion-text-2"><h1 class="fusion-responsive-typography-calculated" data-fontsize="74.1" data-lineheight="74.1px">COMPETITION TIME</h1><h3 class="fusion-responsive-typography-calculated" data-fontsize="40" data-lineheight="64px">WIN BIG MONEY!</h3><p>The rules are simple – all you need is a PayPal account! Using your PayPal – send me (jon@cayennepepperdesign.com) over a certain amount of money. The amount can be anything you like – from £1 to 1 billion – but the higher it is the more likely you stand a chance of winning.</p><p>The whole family can play if you like, but be sure to keep your donation amount a secret!!</p><p>The draw will take place the first Saturday after lockdown, and the winner will be the player who has sent me the most money. The prize is 40% of all the money I receive.</p><p>You can enter the competition as many times as you like.</p></div><h2 class="fusion-responsive-typography-calculated" data-fontsize="38" data-lineheight="45.6px">UNFORTUNATE RABBIT UPDATE</h2><p>The mental toll of quarantine and lockdown might not be having any adverse effects on myself, but alas the same can not be said for poor Bobby Rabbit. ;( <a href="https://www.mentalhealth.org.uk/publications/looking-after-your-mental-health-during-coronavirus-outbreak" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Look after your mental health guys! </a></p> <img loading="lazy" decoding="async" width="640" height="480" src="https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/20140711_161905.jpg" class="attachment-full size-full" alt="Freelance Web Design - 20140711 161905" size="full" link="none" ids="2171,2169,2170" orderby="post__in" include="2171,2169,2170" srcset="https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/20140711_161905.jpg 640w, https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/20140711_161905-300x225.jpg 300w" sizes="(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" width="640" height="480" src="https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/20140711_161427.jpg" class="attachment-full size-full" alt="Freelance Web Design - 20140711 161427" size="full" link="none" ids="2171,2169,2170" orderby="post__in" include="2171,2169,2170" srcset="https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/20140711_161427.jpg 640w, https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/20140711_161427-300x225.jpg 300w" sizes="(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" width="480" height="640" src="https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/20140711_161602.jpg" class="attachment-full size-full" alt="Freelance Web Design - 20140711 161602" size="full" link="none" ids="2171,2169,2170" orderby="post__in" include="2171,2169,2170" srcset="https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/20140711_161602.jpg 480w, https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/20140711_161602-225x300.jpg 225w" sizes="(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px"> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/lock-down-competition/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>National Lottery</title> <link>https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/national-lottery/</link> <comments>https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/national-lottery/#respond</comments> <dc:creator><![CDATA[cpdesign]]></dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2020 11:21:46 +0000</pubDate> <category><![CDATA[Not Web Design]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.cayennepepperdesign.com/?p=2084</guid> <description><![CDATA[Today I’d like to talk to you a little about the National Lottery. You see, during this lockdown I’ve been using my time wisely and brushing up on my HTML5 and Python and what av you. What’s that got to do with the National Lottery? I hear you scream savagely at your monitors. Well then […]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today I’d like to talk to you a little about the National Lottery. You see, during this lockdown I’ve been using my time wisely and brushing up on my HTML5 and Python and what av you.</p><p>What’s that got to do with the National Lottery? I hear you scream savagely at your monitors.</p><p>Well then peeps, I came across a simple maths program which simulates a national lottery draw. You can select your 6 numbers as normal (or select 6 random numbers if you have trouble making your mind up) , and then choose how many draws you would like to take place.</p><p>Let’s do it together now. I select 2, 7, 17, 25, 30, 44 (a mix of birthdays and lucky numbers.) I then selected 5000 draws, which is roughly how many draws I would make if I played the lottery every Saturday for the rest of my life. (Assuming I live to be 134)</p><p>I then press the button and see the results.</p><p>So… If I played the lottery every week for the next 96 years using the same numbers – this is (probably) what would happen…</p><p>Total number of draws played: 5000<br />Total number of draws where at least 1 number matched: 2468</p><p>Number of Single Number Matches = 1956<br />Number of Two Number Matches = 457<br />Number of Three Number Matches = 54<br />Number of Four Number Matches = 1<br />Number of Five Number Matches = 0<br />Number of Six Number Matches = 0</p><p>You spent: $10000<br />You won: $551</p><p>Yes, I know the answers are in dollars – but the principle is the same if we use pounds sterling as well:</p><p>I end up spending £10,000, and winning only £551. So I’m down £9,449.</p><p>So, all in all it’s made me a bit pessimistic about winning the lottery. Not that I was ever very optimistic, mind you. So I’ve come up with an alternative, better, and all together more exciting way to play the lottery.</p><h2 class="fusion-responsive-typography-calculated" data-fontsize="38" data-lineheight="45.6px">JON’S ALTERNATIVE WAY TO PLAY THE NATIONAL LOTTERY.</h2><p>This is how it works. You get your empty ticket as normal (you don’t part with any money at this point). You take it home, and fill it in as normal, with whatever numbers you like, and your name and address on the back etc.</p><p>But…<strong> you don’t hand it in</strong>. You sit and watch the national lottery, with the ticket in your hand. This way you are already up £1 – and your emotions are the complete opposite of the person who has spent their pound –<em> but it will be you who gets the biggest rush!!</em> Trust me, there’s no bigger rush that watching your first 3 numbers coming up in the knowledge that if your next 3 come up as well you could have been a millionaire <strong><em>if you’d handed the ticket in and paid your money.</em></strong></p><p>Playing it this way, I’ve already lost out on a £10 winning ticket, but saved £18 on ticket fees.. so I’m up £8. Not bad. Not bad at all.</p><p>And I know that if my numbers ever do come up, I would have to commit suicide.</p><p>Now that’s what I call gambling!!!</p><p><iframe class="lottobox" src="https://www.thestatisticalmind.com/demonstrations/LotterySimulation.html" width="550" height="550" data-mce-fragment="1"><span data-mce-type="bookmark" style="display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;" class="mce_SELRES_start"></span></iframe></p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>https://jonbardiwebdesign.co.uk/national-lottery/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> </channel></rss> If you would like to create a banner that links to this page (i.e. this validation result), do the following:
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